If anyone wants to bait pirates and be safe when filling their ship with cargo at unsafe places like Picker's Field, fake it at first. Go to the terminal and go through the motions but don't buy, then go back to your ship. If you didn't get ambushed, there's probably nobody there and you'll be okay when you buy for real. Unless a ship flies in at the wrong time, or maybe they just have a patient scout and a mantis with the quantum snare hanging out 30km out in space ready to pop.
I fucking died laughing at the Crazy Taxi image. "Hey Hey Hey; Are you ready?" That A2, though...I figured out the targeting on my first run. Bomb 4, but first run. Great show
Great episode. Good way to spend some quality verse time, one is watching the other shoot a corsair for 20 minutes, just because the one didn't turn off the shields.
Great lessons in pirating , or how not to be pirated as always. Plus I got my new favorite hat . Thanks for the high quality merch. I definitely didn't want to look like a dork.🤣 See you out there.
If this is what 2000 hours of pirating looks like……pfffttt hahahahahahaha……..then pls forgive me while I shelve this one and wait for you in another, let’s say, 3000 hours this time around? Just to be safe? Tee hee hee lol
“Two dudes with a thirst for blood just catching up.”
Wholesome af.
Uncle Joe is a legend in the making. I'm here for every minute of it.
He's truly intergallactic
This is why I nuke a few times the whole area before I land 😂😂😂😂
Imo that epic Orison track should only start playing as you're coming in to land. It's way too epic for just chillin around Orison
Yeah too religious for a hotel lobby
You dont need to give him a ship just have him be your co pilot and keep laughing like fkn chewbacca!
Chewies gotta learn to fly at some point tho!
I just hope that 1000 hours of avoiding pirates will help me. 🤣
Honestly avoiding being pirated is SO easy.
It's only when you let your guard down and get sloppy that they get an opening!
If anyone wants to bait pirates and be safe when filling their ship with cargo at unsafe places like Picker's Field, fake it at first.
Go to the terminal and go through the motions but don't buy, then go back to your ship. If you didn't get ambushed, there's probably nobody there and you'll be okay when you buy for real.
Unless a ship flies in at the wrong time, or maybe they just have a patient scout and a mantis with the quantum snare hanging out 30km out in space ready to pop.
This guy isn't like space Joe Rogan, he's like the love child of Guy Fieri and Alex Jones.
This is great. So true about the space dads lol
I fucking died laughing at the Crazy Taxi image. "Hey Hey Hey; Are you ready?"
That A2, though...I figured out the targeting on my first run. Bomb 4, but first run.
Great show
Literally the first half of the video has ZERO piracy.. poor.
check that, zero piracy in the entire video
Great episode. Good way to spend some quality verse time, one is watching the other shoot a corsair for 20 minutes, just because the one didn't turn off the shields.
20 mins in and not a single thing of piracy. Should of titled it, showing Uncle Joe the basics.
Uncle Joea, hahahaha yes!
A great video!! DG360 Army was here!!
Epic!!! Now!! U have to let me in on the mix of recreational drugs U both use under this seance!!! 🤣😂😁💪🏻👍🏻
I always love actul pirating content in SC. Just very salty topic for some people xD
I'm lovin this Flavor Town energy mofo and I'm 100% here for it, more of him
JUST TEW DWEDS IN SPACE MY DUDE
Great lessons in pirating , or how not to be pirated as always. Plus I got my new favorite hat . Thanks for the high quality merch. I definitely didn't want to look like a dork.🤣 See you out there.
Any time! Thanks legend!
This video reminded me of space ghost coast to coast the animated radio show on adult swim good times 😂
Classic Show!
What is the ship at the start ?
Showing him the MSR secret entrance but did you show him how to open the chess boards secret entrance?
If this is what 2000 hours of pirating looks like……pfffttt hahahahahahaha……..then pls forgive me while I shelve this one and wait for you in another, let’s say, 3000 hours this time around? Just to be safe? Tee hee hee lol
hahahah yeah the 2,000 hours was just so it's funnier when people realize how bad we are lol
this is hilarious
Mr beast president of epstine island
MORE plz 💜
"nukes"
It would be sick if they did actually irradiate an area that you needed specialised gear to survive in.
so this is a stand around and do nothing simulator that has 1000 dollar ships, cool =x
😆
man, after 2k hours i was expecting a professional video, not this long shit show....
Just, no. Ded, I like a lot of your videos, but I'll be passing on this one.
Sorry to hear that! I bet you'd enjoy it if you did!
Boohoo
Why because its about pirating?
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