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  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
  • Taskmaster Greg Davies set the celebs an extreme goal-keeping task where they must prevent Alex Horne from scoring - by any means possible!
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  • @mixolydian45
    @mixolydian45 2 года назад +137

    What’s more impressive to me than Alex’s skill is the fact that he did this in dress shoes.

  • @MikeMJPMUNCH
    @MikeMJPMUNCH 2 года назад +208

    I love how much Victoria just doesn't understand how football works whether it be you can stand in the goal to stop the ball going in or buying an Arsenal fan, Alan Davies, a one season ticket to see Manchester United play.

    • @billystanford275
      @billystanford275 2 года назад +19

      She has genuinely fascinated me with the little insight into her brain that we have. She truly is a modern eccentric. Just imagine what the household of Victoria and David is like

    • @ykl1277
      @ykl1277 2 года назад

      @@billystanford275 Bend it like Beckham?

    • @Sunprism
      @Sunprism 2 года назад +2

      Moment of surprise! Moment of surprise!

  • @DashCamSheffield
    @DashCamSheffield 2 года назад +147

    Should have done the Rhod Gilbert. Put Alex in the phonebox, use the cellophane to lock him in, get a chair and easy points

    • @ellisdavey5817
      @ellisdavey5817 2 года назад +8

      Or him tying down Alex. Again

    • @gamesandstuff127
      @gamesandstuff127 2 года назад +33

      Someone mentioned that due to covid restrictions, messing with Alex is out.

    • @ellisdavey5817
      @ellisdavey5817 2 года назад +1

      @@gamesandstuff127 ahh

    • @peterfireflylund
      @peterfireflylund 2 года назад +15

      I bet he would have deflated the ball as well as put glue on it. Perhaps even glued something ridiculous to it.

    • @ellisdavey5817
      @ellisdavey5817 2 года назад +3

      @@peterfireflylund or he would destroy the ball therefore Alex cannot score.

  • @thesyndrome43
    @thesyndrome43 2 года назад +89

    Guz had the right idea of moving the spot, but instead of putting it out in the open surrounded by things he should have hidden in in a cupboard somewhere in the house then just stood outside by the goal (so that his location doesn't give any inkling as to where the ball is hidden), the search would have likely taken more time than moving the stuff out of the way

    • @lookwhatyoumademedo
      @lookwhatyoumademedo 2 года назад +15

      how about call a cab and send it somewhere far

    • @thesyndrome43
      @thesyndrome43 2 года назад +6

      @@lookwhatyoumademedo that's BRILLIANT

    • @Moggetslittlesister
      @Moggetslittlesister 2 года назад

      @@lookwhatyoumademedo They mentioned it really briefly but the task was that they had to stay within 12 meters of the ball, so Alex would know roughly where the ball is even if they got in a cab. Hiding it in the house would still work though!

    • @happypotato42
      @happypotato42 2 года назад +17

      I think you misheard them, the task said they have to be at least 12 yards away from the ball when Alex kicks it

    • @Moggetslittlesister
      @Moggetslittlesister 2 года назад

      @@happypotato42 oh okay, tbf it was really quick because they didn't include the intro in this clip

  • @23kurtzy
    @23kurtzy 2 года назад +56

    I feel like Alex made this task just to flex on everyone

  • @ThomasStrings
    @ThomasStrings 2 года назад +41

    Alex is a surprisingly good footballer lol! well done!

  • @martinschmidt1652
    @martinschmidt1652 2 года назад +42

    Victoria owes Alex £100 as far as i understood

    • @TheUltrahypnotoad
      @TheUltrahypnotoad 2 года назад +7

      She paid in the studio show. Greg confiscated the money, claiming he was "looking after it" for Alex.

  • @Snaakie83
    @Snaakie83 2 года назад +84

    I'm disappointed nobody flattened the ball...

    • @ReunionMana
      @ReunionMana 2 года назад +3

      my first thought was to destroy the ball and spot, mix them together so they stay together, then put them down like the garbage disposal

    • @visjenl
      @visjenl 2 года назад +8

      When he tried to score, catch the ball and kick it over the fench

    • @RoderickEtheria
      @RoderickEtheria 2 года назад

      A soccer ball does not flatten.

    • @youdunkno97
      @youdunkno97 2 года назад +22

      @@RoderickEtheria it does if you pop it

  • @tlgibson97
    @tlgibson97 2 года назад +62

    I don't think Morgana quite understands the functionality of a tape measure.

    • @Snaakie83
      @Snaakie83 2 года назад +2

      Nor taking 12 steps to be at approximately 12 yards.

  • @lessagrubb8168
    @lessagrubb8168 2 года назад +23

    I honestly thought they'd had Alex compose grandiose orchestral musical scores to previous impossible goal attempts from the title

  • @iMertin90
    @iMertin90 2 года назад +2

    What a way to use a tape measure

  • @auntiegubsy
    @auntiegubsy 2 года назад +2

    "well I kicked it over it...." 😅

  • @applejuice5272
    @applejuice5272 2 года назад +4

    Cut the ball up in to its individual pieces >> dig at a hole where the spot is >> put 'ball' in the hole >> fill in the hole

  • @CittizinKane
    @CittizinKane 2 года назад +4

    Alex with the lib, he scores it, they’ve won it absolutely class

  • @RoderickEtheria
    @RoderickEtheria 2 года назад +16

    If you'd taped the ball to the spot and given it to a passing car, odds are you would have won. Alternatively, if you deconstructed the goal, the ball wouldn't be able to go into the goal without the goal being reconstructed. They had time to do both of these.

    • @reliablereindeer
      @reliablereindeer 2 года назад +2

      I would have destroyed the ball. Cut it into pieces.

    • @JBG-AjaxzeMedia
      @JBG-AjaxzeMedia 2 года назад

      @@reliablereindeer i don't think you were allowed to tamper with the ball

    • @reliablereindeer
      @reliablereindeer 2 года назад +1

      @@JBG-AjaxzeMedia They didn’t say that in the rules at the start. The only thing they said about the ball was that it had to stay on the spot.

    • @JLoDucky
      @JLoDucky 2 года назад +1

      For added amusement I’d have also got him into the caravan and duct taped it shut even the windows just to see how determined he was to get out

  • @zagreus101
    @zagreus101 2 года назад +3

    Even on the man's show, Alex is a substitute

  • @GlyntTheCat
    @GlyntTheCat 2 года назад +8

    So nobody thought to sabotage the ball itself by puncturing it or cutting it up? Interesting.

  • @baitedlol6972
    @baitedlol6972 2 года назад +8

    Why was my first thought to tie Alex up

  • @henryaung7229
    @henryaung7229 2 года назад +5

    If you can move the spot, then chuck it on the roof or in the river lol, good luck Alex

  • @harryfuller3018
    @harryfuller3018 2 года назад +5

    Alex is a baller

  • @haydenadams3308
    @haydenadams3308 2 года назад +3

    Dig a hole under the spot, place the spot and ball in the hole and bury it. If he tries to claim that he can 'move it' argue that the spot and ball never moved and thus he must dig it up, replace the soil and then try and score. The argument alone with waste more time than anything else. Alternatively stab the ball and fill it with water. Invite him to kick it.

    • @rays5163
      @rays5163 2 года назад

      It did move though, just vertically

  • @StellaKnights
    @StellaKnights 2 года назад +8

    I actually found Alex a little bit sexy in this task , and believe me thats never happened , but he had some skills

    • @Katie-B
      @Katie-B 2 года назад +7

      hes always

  • @ClarinoI
    @ClarinoI 2 года назад +1

    Did nobody think to put the caravan in front of the goal and then sit on the hitch?

  • @megamania7106
    @megamania7106 2 года назад +2

    Tape/Glue the spot to the ball, give it to someone passing by in their car.

  • @chrishicks7946
    @chrishicks7946 2 года назад +2

    Burst the ball 😂🤣

  • @kisbie
    @kisbie 2 года назад +7

    I know Greg doesn’t like football, but I can definitely imagine him bellowing “You’re SHIT, ahhh” at Alex.

  • @bubbaguy4411
    @bubbaguy4411 2 года назад

    Alex: "uh...Victoria?...wheres my 100 quid?"

  • @223justo
    @223justo 2 года назад

    When he kicks he has a large opening to kick to. Put something in front of the ball to limit that window. Such an easy task

    • @JBG-AjaxzeMedia
      @JBG-AjaxzeMedia 2 года назад +3

      he'll just move it out the way, also its kind of what victoria tried to do

  • @michaelnorthrup1013
    @michaelnorthrup1013 2 года назад +2

    Why are there no more full episodes beyond ep2?

  • @turdferguson7264
    @turdferguson7264 2 года назад +16

    I would have dug a hole, put the ball and red spot in it, then filled it in and replaced the grass. It would have been virtually impossible for Alex to remove the ball from the ground without taking it off the red spot. ⚽

  • @PortsTM
    @PortsTM 2 года назад +1

    5:10 and a gif was born

  • @winterlighthome
    @winterlighthome 2 года назад

    This task is Alex's revenge.

  • @toolebukk
    @toolebukk 2 года назад

    I love how the totally irrelevant thumbnail for the video that is recommended in the end says "Money That You Have Never Seen" 😏

  • @Jose.AFT.Saddul
    @Jose.AFT.Saddul 2 года назад

    If Victoria had snookered the ball. By placing the barrier much closer to the ball. She’d faired much better.

  • @ShiroiYuki.
    @ShiroiYuki. 2 года назад

    To be honest, my first thought was plastic wrap, so I'd be screwed too.

  • @jacobniedermayer8924
    @jacobniedermayer8924 2 года назад +4

    Did Alex get that 100 Pounds? O_O

  • @eksiarvamus
    @eksiarvamus 2 года назад +1

    Should have dug a hole behind the ball and immediately to its sides. Then kicking it would have still been possible, but with very low strength and bad accuracy, which would have made it easier to defend.

    • @JBG-AjaxzeMedia
      @JBG-AjaxzeMedia 2 года назад +1

      he could just move the spot...like Guz did

  • @LasermanSteam
    @LasermanSteam 2 года назад

    Wait did I miss an episode? I don't remember seeing this

  • @chinaman1
    @chinaman1 2 года назад +6

    Imagine if Taskmaster had other kind of contestants instead of TV personalities/comedians. Like having Ben Foster the cycling GK on for this task, It would've been a really funny task.
    Or, instead of having a goal post that size, Ben is given a goal post the size of a house. lol.

  • @kimyoonmisurnamefirst7061
    @kimyoonmisurnamefirst7061 2 года назад +2

    Why did no one tie Alex up?

    • @xRealSae
      @xRealSae 2 года назад +1

      I heard because of covid restrictions, messing with alex has been banned

  • @tristynpitard8493
    @tristynpitard8493 2 года назад

    I would have taped the ball to the spot and paid some guy to drive off with it

  • @animelytical8354
    @animelytical8354 2 года назад

    I didn't know this was C4

    • @Snaakie83
      @Snaakie83 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, they moved from Dave to C4 this year.

  • @jason_blunder7404
    @jason_blunder7404 2 года назад +1

    Could they have popped the ball. Like stab it a few times. Then cover the goal Incase it becomes frisbee

    • @MightyBiffer
      @MightyBiffer 2 года назад

      You cannot score a goal with a soccer ball by using your hands. You have to use your feet in soccer.

  • @trueblueranger6
    @trueblueranger6 2 года назад

    Uhhh, no one thought to pop the ball?

  • @NotAnAmerican
    @NotAnAmerican 2 года назад

    Just destroy the ball

  • @sophiefrancis8295
    @sophiefrancis8295 2 года назад

    Destroy the ball.

  • @dzello
    @dzello 2 года назад

    Tbh the black girl should've won. The goal was to stop Alex from scoring and she did, Alex failed to score; she's the one who scored.

    • @Jose.AFT.Saddul
      @Jose.AFT.Saddul 2 года назад

      The goal would still be given to Horne. Even tho it deflected of the goalkeeper because the shot was on target.
      If Alex’s shot had been off target and only went in because of the deflection by the goalkeeper. That’s when it’s credited as an own goal.

  • @dodobean7620
    @dodobean7620 2 года назад

    ok - before clicking play, i wanna say...
    " i'd have stolen the goal "
    ( even rented a truck if needed )

    • @christopherborum6551
      @christopherborum6551 2 года назад +1

      As long as you also stole the spots, presumably you'd have been OK.

    • @RoderickEtheria
      @RoderickEtheria 2 года назад +1

      The goal cannot move from its spot. You can steal the spot; you cannot steal the goal.

  • @coxmania1
    @coxmania1 2 года назад

    nothing in the rules say you can't rip the ball to shreds..... just.. cmon guys it's not that hard

  • @zlatanaperkovic3530
    @zlatanaperkovic3530 2 года назад

    Vu ste najružniji kanal koji se be nalazi kid mene,bezobzirni ste i ne predstavljate mene niti moje stavove. Odlucite se ili human right ili animal. Not vegeterian, aj eat meat,animal meat

    • @Yvolve
      @Yvolve 2 года назад +1

      What??

    • @RayMerrell68
      @RayMerrell68 2 года назад +1

      @@Yvolve Wu you are the ugliest channel that is the kid of me, you are ruthless and you do not represent me or my views. Make up your mind either human right or animal. Not vegetarian, aj eat meat, animal meat

    • @Yvolve
      @Yvolve 2 года назад +2

      @@RayMerrell68 I have Google Translate as well, but what the fuck does it mean and what does it have to do with this video.