Twin Tub Peacekeeper.

Due to the imminent risk of civil war declared by the sole female occupant of our home, against the current dual male occupants because said aggressor doesn't look before sitting and feels aggrieved; it became necessary to mitigate the threat.
To that end I have created this device - based on a timer from an old twin tub machine and a stick.
The war has ceased for now. The only complication is the need for the male residents to complete their dealings within 25 seconds.