New Material and Crowd Work (For The New York Times) | Gianmarco Soresi | Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @GianmarcoSoresi
    @GianmarcoSoresi  6 месяцев назад +81

    Link to the New York Times article! www.nytimes.com/2024/06/08/arts/stand-up-comedy-audience.html?smid=url-share
    Check out my new mini-standup special here: ruclips.net/video/SwpW4rEzNGM/видео.html
    Upcoming shows👇
    7/23 • Washington, DC (The Downside LIVE)
    7/24 • Boston, MA (The Downside LIVE)
    7/25 • Philadelphia, PA (The Downside LIVE)
    7/26 • New York, NY (The Downside LIVE)
    8/3 • Perth (Northbridge), AUS
    8/7 • Melbourne, AUS
    8/10 • Marrickville, AUS
    8/11 • Auckland, NZ
    8/21 • New York, NY
    8/28 • New York, NY
    Get Tickets: beacons.ai/gianmarcosoresi

    • @cavaalli
      @cavaalli 6 месяцев назад +1

      please. come to montreal !!!

    • @gungle2595
      @gungle2595 6 месяцев назад +15

      They did use that segment as the photo lmao

    • @1brianm7
      @1brianm7 6 месяцев назад

      I think I already read it lol

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 6 месяцев назад +1

      Gianmarco is so exhilarating, quick, fun and fresh- what a sharp, natural born performer. His theatrical charm is effervescent and irresistible -Im tickled and laughing every time- Good thing the paper’s there -people Need to know about this incredible, underrated talent.👍

    • @anamakesthings
      @anamakesthings 6 месяцев назад

      @@cavaalli perfect I can pile on to your comment :)) YES COME TO MONTRÉAL

  • @cspahn3221
    @cspahn3221 6 месяцев назад +701

    the remote dude was unreasonably funny to me

    • @melinaalba63
      @melinaalba63 6 месяцев назад +105

      I thought it was very cute how he said that his girlfriend can't because she's too nervous. I would love a boyfriend who saves me from Situations like that😂

    • @DaiMadAboutIt
      @DaiMadAboutIt Месяц назад +11

      Main character energy lol

    • @sleepyjoness
      @sleepyjoness Месяц назад +3

      We are all remote dude.

  • @MoniqueJonath
    @MoniqueJonath 6 месяцев назад +1458

    as a bad queer surrounded by other bad gays and queers, i knew where the joke was going like 2 seconds in. pure gold.

    • @katzenbekloppt_mf
      @katzenbekloppt_mf 6 месяцев назад +9

      Yep😂

    • @CryoCoffinVampire
      @CryoCoffinVampire 6 месяцев назад +2

      Bubububad

    • @BobDeGuerre
      @BobDeGuerre 6 месяцев назад +12

      Gen-X gay here.
      Oh HELL YES!
      😅

    • @cheeromatic
      @cheeromatic 6 месяцев назад +16

      that joke formula is somehow remind me of "how white guy say the N word" 😂

    • @Aryasvitkona
      @Aryasvitkona 6 месяцев назад +35

      I didn't know where it was going but the moment he said "Fucking" i knew what was being asked, so glad the guy got it, woulda killed the joke if he missed it

  • @AsterBTT
    @AsterBTT 6 месяцев назад +765

    It's 525,600 minutes. I'm not even a theatre kid, that number just lives in my head rent-free.

    • @nora-.-g
      @nora-.-g 6 месяцев назад +69

      I see what you did there

    • @DIYHRTlover
      @DIYHRTlover 6 месяцев назад +12

      525960 if you count leap years 🤓

    • @CraftBasti
      @CraftBasti 5 месяцев назад +3

      Why? As a non theather kid, please explain

    • @AsterBTT
      @AsterBTT 5 месяцев назад +65

      @@CraftBasti The number comes from the Broadway musical and subsequent 2005 movie adaptation, "Rent". It was very popular and highly acclaimed in the 90s, and was something of a cultural phenomenon, especially for the theatre crowd, as it was a musical about the struggles of artists trying to make their way in NYC. The material also dealt with topics like HIV and AIDS, which both have complex cultural and medical histories, which made Rent even somewhat infamous.
      Even as a non-theatre kid, growing up in the 90s, I became familiar with it, much like how non-readers became familiar with Twilight or non-gamers became familiar with Pokemon. In particular, the song the number comes from, "Seasons of Love" is quite the earworm, thus the number lives in my head, "Rent-free".

    • @CraftBasti
      @CraftBasti 5 месяцев назад +11

      @@AsterBTT I see, that is very interesting. Thank you for taking the time to elaborate, much appreciated

  • @andreallheart
    @andreallheart 6 месяцев назад +1659

    Gianmarco Soresi sexual orientation isn't gay or straight, it's just pure theater.

    • @Matty002
      @Matty002 6 месяцев назад +46

      i find it crazy that he'll literally say 'im a theatre kid' and people still think he must be gay 🙃

    • @CarbonatedCondensation
      @CarbonatedCondensation 6 месяцев назад +37

      ⁠@@Matty002most theater kids are queer so it kinda makes sense

    • @AmeliaC-e8o
      @AmeliaC-e8o 6 месяцев назад +35

      @@CarbonatedCondensation My brother is a theather kid and is pan. Do you have any idea how dramatic pansexaul ESFP theather kids are?

    • @CarbonatedCondensation
      @CarbonatedCondensation 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@AmeliaC-e8o god, I can imagine 😂

    • @fluffigverbimmelt
      @fluffigverbimmelt 6 месяцев назад +25

      To be fair, I get the announcer guy. Gianmarco is probably the gayest non-gay guy I ever heard

  • @JanneBernards
    @JanneBernards 6 месяцев назад +808

    Honestly, I get the rage at inanimate objects. I can handle a lot of nonsense from people without losing my cool, but tech not working properly when I need it to gets me from 0-100 pretty quickly. lol.

    • @br3669
      @br3669 6 месяцев назад +25

      I appreciate that. Seriously! If you have to have anger issues, *please* have THOSE anger issues 😅

    • @Sienisota
      @Sienisota 6 месяцев назад

      Yeah, we created technology because we KNOW humans are incompetent most of the time. So that technology better WORK, that is the point of technology!

    • @haileys5224
      @haileys5224 6 месяцев назад

      I have never called a person a stupid b!tch. I have however cussed out my laptop more times than I can count.

    • @Jkjoannaki
      @Jkjoannaki 6 месяцев назад +68

      People aren't meant to serve us, TECHNOLOGY WAS MADE TO SERVE US. WORK CORRECTLY AND FAST, OBJECT, I PAID MONEY FOR YOU, I NEVER PAY MONEY FOR PEOPLE

    • @GalacticYuna
      @GalacticYuna 6 месяцев назад +19

      For the most part you can get super angry at an inanimate object without feeling bad too lol- it's a good outlet for general rage :P

  • @IndigoIndustrial
    @IndigoIndustrial 6 месяцев назад +492

    His flow is supreme. So quick to improvise and circle back.

  • @God_Is_An_Atheist
    @God_Is_An_Atheist 6 месяцев назад +555

    "Thank god [my therapist] couldn't hear me because she was assaulting the officer"
    And here I am thinking after all that buildup you'll end that with "she was pegging the officer" 😅.

    • @nabd341
      @nabd341 6 месяцев назад +11

      Ohhhhhhh that would’ve been the cherry on top

    • @_JustJoe
      @_JustJoe Месяц назад

      ​@@nabd341 Or... the cherry popped

    • @iykury
      @iykury Месяц назад +7

      i mean, he didn't say what kind of assault it was

  • @codymakinson
    @codymakinson 5 месяцев назад +108

    the fucking remote dude DEFINITELY took an edible before that show and was absolutely vibing with your set lmao

  • @icu3869
    @icu3869 6 месяцев назад +412

    “ If I liked talking to you this much I wouldn’t want to Be in an Open Relationship” wow. GOLD!😂LMAO.

    • @TM-np5lq
      @TM-np5lq 23 дня назад +1

      10:07 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀👍

  • @zimyam
    @zimyam 6 месяцев назад +222

    When he said "Fuck these fucking trains", he sounded like Blitzø in Helluva Boss 😂

    • @pauwula
      @pauwula 6 месяцев назад +9

      Oh shit you're right!!

    • @pauwula
      @pauwula 6 месяцев назад +14

      Now we just need someone to make an animatic of this, it's too good

    • @jayc7559
      @jayc7559 6 месяцев назад +5

      HE DID I WAS JUST THINKING THAT

    • @Banana-xk1gs
      @Banana-xk1gs Месяц назад +3

      oh! he liked the comment, i think he knows the show

    • @jae_vee
      @jae_vee Месяц назад +2

      THE WAY I HAD THAT EXACT THOUGHT AND SCROLLED DOWN TO SEE THIS
      (also the heart is crazy,, hope he knows how spot on it is)

  • @EmmaAndEmmaAndEmma
    @EmmaAndEmmaAndEmma 6 месяцев назад +115

    That RENT joke was subtle but satisfying!

    • @noodle3218
      @noodle3218 6 месяцев назад +5

      🎵525,600 minutes🎵

    • @CindersSpot
      @CindersSpot 4 месяца назад +2

      You could say... you were Satisfied

    • @d3j4v00
      @d3j4v00 Месяц назад

      @@CindersSpot Never!

  • @dantostudio9713
    @dantostudio9713 6 месяцев назад +60

    OMG THEY MADE THE PICTURE OF THE NYT ARTICLE HIM LEANING TOWARDS THE GAY GUY 😭

  • @margauxf4321
    @margauxf4321 6 месяцев назад +1203

    Well hello insomniacs, shut-ins, and night shifters 😏 I see we frequent the same late night scenes....

    • @neeharika422
      @neeharika422 6 месяцев назад +74

      timezones my dude

    • @max_me_is
      @max_me_is 6 месяцев назад +65

      Bro I just live in europe

    • @che_pe_ha7425
      @che_pe_ha7425 6 месяцев назад +41

      Bro, not every English-speaking person lives in the fukin USA. It's a middle of day out here

    • @lis1734
      @lis1734 6 месяцев назад +19

      @@neeharika422 It's 12pm where I am 💀

    • @AJDudz12
      @AJDudz12 6 месяцев назад +34

      Came to say "well while I'm a fellow insomniac, many folks could be well into their day due to time zones".....seems I was beaten to that punch. Must be the time zones 😉

  • @aqueelkadri8371
    @aqueelkadri8371 6 месяцев назад +105

    The therapist assaulting the MTA officer made me spit a mango and I didn't think that was possible

    • @TheKookyOne
      @TheKookyOne 5 дней назад

      Holy crap a whole mango? I didn't think that was possible either.

    • @aqueelkadri8371
      @aqueelkadri8371 5 дней назад

      @@TheKookyOne It was a small cubical piece of a mango

  • @ZSAnim.3
    @ZSAnim.3 Месяц назад +13

    I love the hesitation in the lady's voice
    "Don't bend over!"
    "What'd you say?"
    "Don't bend... over?"
    the tone of voice was actor worthy kajhjsksjkl

  • @urieldaboamorte
    @urieldaboamorte 6 месяцев назад +127

    1:25 the enunciation of "that's my thing!" activates an extra neuron in me

  • @nabd341
    @nabd341 6 месяцев назад +80

    After listening to Gianmarco’s comedy for like a couple of years and here him talk about theatre, I kid you not, when he was like “that’s my thing, I’m a theatre kid” I felt my heart warm and AUDIBLY went “awwww”

  • @bronzergoth7598
    @bronzergoth7598 6 месяцев назад +205

    the minutes in a year joke harmed me

  • @rowo60
    @rowo60 6 месяцев назад +235

    i love you gianmarco please don't die

    • @katzenbekloppt_mf
      @katzenbekloppt_mf 6 месяцев назад +8

      😳 what?
      It was a joke with the bomb, don't worry!

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 6 месяцев назад +17

      Yikes! That’s quite an alarming“ compliment” 🤔 wtf

    • @CringeArchon
      @CringeArchon 6 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@katzenbekloppt_mf that's a Tumblr/Twitter (I don't remember which one) joke, basically a quote

    • @CringeArchon
      @CringeArchon 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@icu3869that's a Tumblr/Twitter (I don't remember which one) joke, basically a quote

    • @katzenbekloppt_mf
      @katzenbekloppt_mf 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@CringeArchon ah, okay, don't use both😅

  • @kennethmcgregor5953
    @kennethmcgregor5953 3 месяца назад +19

    That gay guy understood the assignment and *excelled* at the delivery

  • @icu3869
    @icu3869 6 месяцев назад +70

    Gianmarco is so smart, exhilarating, fun and fresh- what a sharp, natural born performer. I’m charmed, tickled and laughing every time- Good thing the paper’s there -people Need to know about this incredible, underrated talent.👍

  • @Uufda651
    @Uufda651 6 месяцев назад +41

    Theater Kid is such a ✨ Character ✨ of person. I desperately wanted to be a theater person as a kid but I couldn't hack it so I was a Choir and Book kid.

  • @eekeziel
    @eekeziel 6 месяцев назад +83

    Can't wait to see the pics!
    Watching this in bed was a horrible decision, my laughs woke my partner up

  • @zorintoto1167
    @zorintoto1167 6 месяцев назад +23

    I generally get bored of comedians after a few months except you , you are amazing and always fresh

  • @jjuniper479
    @jjuniper479 6 месяцев назад +17

    congratulations gianmarco! you're one of the funnies comedians i watch and i'm really happy for your opportunity! thanks for making me laugh from time to time! all the best!

  • @GR-hy7qy
    @GR-hy7qy 6 месяцев назад +96

    i would 100% snort spaghetti in an italian way just to see u irl 😔

    • @crazyshanker
      @crazyshanker 6 месяцев назад +15

      Brotha what

    • @urieldaboamorte
      @urieldaboamorte 6 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@crazyshanker he's a really bad gay

    • @ItsKierancraft
      @ItsKierancraft 6 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@urieldaboamorte 🔥🔥🔥

    • @41-Haiku
      @41-Haiku 6 месяцев назад +9

      All I did was pay for a ticket and 2 drinks, but your way sounds more fun!

  • @auroreinara7322
    @auroreinara7322 6 месяцев назад +130

    I'm polyamorous. I have been with one of my partners for 19 years and with the other 9 years. I have a kid with the second partner and her husband.
    There is a lot of talking and very little sex.
    But I wasn't in it for the sex, hence polyamory and not an open relationship.

    • @ItsKierancraft
      @ItsKierancraft 6 месяцев назад +6

      🔥🔥💯

    • @bronzergoth7598
      @bronzergoth7598 6 месяцев назад +42

      its funny because i am ethically/philosophically open to polyamory...but due to extreme introversion i can only bring myself to text like. two people per day, TOPS

    • @BlitzKreigur
      @BlitzKreigur 6 месяцев назад +36

      @@bronzergoth7598Polyamory was invented by introverts to get their extoverted partners to go out and let them have the house to themselves. :P
      (As a poly extrovert who has dated many introverts.)

    • @bronzergoth7598
      @bronzergoth7598 6 месяцев назад +10

      @@BlitzKreigur lmaooo well when you put it that way it sounds great!

  • @JosephineSheesley
    @JosephineSheesley 6 месяцев назад +20

    Love seeing you get the opportunity, you deserve it. Also I’m 90% sure you pointing the microphone was the picture, but the caption was definitely NOT that.

  • @lukusblack6442
    @lukusblack6442 6 месяцев назад +139

    I get pissed at my remote, too. It has voice rec... sort of...
    "Search Netflix for Divergent."
    =Searching Netflix for My Virgin.=
    "Search Netflix for Di... ver... gent."
    =Searching Netflix for Diaper Dent.=
    "The fuck?"
    =Searching Netflix for The Fuck.=

    • @katzenbekloppt_mf
      @katzenbekloppt_mf 6 месяцев назад +6

      🤣

    • @christybirling3299
      @christybirling3299 6 месяцев назад +7

      YOU should do stand up comedy. That was hilarious.

    • @katzenbekloppt_mf
      @katzenbekloppt_mf 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@christybirling3299 I was thinking that😁

    • @claraestrada5080
      @claraestrada5080 6 месяцев назад +6

      sounds like most my conversations with Alexa (i have the old model and she's in the kitchen, so covered in cooking grease, and her hearing aint what it used to be)
      -add orange juice to my shopping list
      -I added boring jewels to your shopping list.
      i kid you not

    • @katzenbekloppt_mf
      @katzenbekloppt_mf 6 месяцев назад

      @@claraestrada5080 😆

  • @chickenelafsworld7105
    @chickenelafsworld7105 6 месяцев назад +12

    All my fellow bad gays also clocking the punchline immediately when he brought out his audience participation really shows the unity of the community. We all knew the plan.

  • @RamCichlid459
    @RamCichlid459 6 месяцев назад +7

    Genuinely you're one of my favorite comedians ❤❤❤ Also, I really, REALLY appreciate the effort put in for your subtitles/captions!! I'm hard of hearing, so usually words aren't clear to me, but I can pick up on the tone/sound/flow. So, having the words to read along with what I hear genuinely makes it a full, hilarious experience!!! ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @samuela-aegisdottir
      @samuela-aegisdottir Месяц назад

      english is not my first language, so I appreciate the subtitles a lot as well.

  • @travellerinthedark
    @travellerinthedark 6 месяцев назад +15

    I don't know why theatre kids know how many minutes there are in a year, I know because I studied astrophysics XD

    • @Fluff_Noodles
      @Fluff_Noodles 6 месяцев назад +10

      There's a song from Rent that repeats 525,600 minutes....I learned the whole song for choir 😅

  • @achooothanks
    @achooothanks 6 месяцев назад +7

    Gianmarco, one of the best in the game.

  • @candyh4284
    @candyh4284 6 месяцев назад +5

    I also get the "mad at inanimate object" thing! I think it's a people-pleaser thing where it's like, you take anger from other people without returning it, but that needs somewhere to go, it doesn't just disappear, so we displace it onto things that don't feel.

  • @How-Its-Jade
    @How-Its-Jade 6 месяцев назад +8

    I wasn't a theater kid, but i can't stop singing 525,600 minutes now...

  • @mumbleblade
    @mumbleblade 26 дней назад +1

    As a man married to a therapist "How does that make YOU feel?!" deserved so much more.

  • @pauwula
    @pauwula 6 месяцев назад +30

    Is it 5 AM?? Yes. Will I still watch it?? Also yes. Dammit, Gianmarco

  • @eyhip2
    @eyhip2 2 месяца назад +1

    the way he poses when he say "per chance you're a theater kid" confirming he is indeed 1lolololol

  • @shApYT
    @shApYT 6 месяцев назад +11

    You traumatized me. At 7:14 I came to the realisation that it could end at any moment.

  • @TheAGcollector101
    @TheAGcollector101 6 месяцев назад +9

    I went to bed late last night, woke up today and this is the first video, it's perfect.

  • @Stuff_And_Things
    @Stuff_And_Things Месяц назад +2

    "Denny's at 3am" took me back. LOL

  • @dextergray1670
    @dextergray1670 6 месяцев назад +10

    Me and the remote guy are kinfolk. Cause fuggin do the thing

  • @diggity_shwiggity
    @diggity_shwiggity 6 месяцев назад +5

    Gianny (pronounced Johnny), it's really great seeing your comedic style develop and refine. God, you're funny. The notebook jokes had me fucking dying. Please keep making jokes forever

  • @LaNoireDetruit
    @LaNoireDetruit 6 месяцев назад +14

    SNIPER PEG !

  • @evabeingnoice
    @evabeingnoice 3 месяца назад +1

    I love watching your vids so much 😭 i like how open minded and accepting yet so funny you are in an insulting way tooo. Thanks for the laughs💜

  • @SandbagsYoutube
    @SandbagsYoutube 6 месяцев назад +6

    I totally get the inanimate object thing. If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing expecting different results then I think the definition of frustration is the opposite, which feels like insanity sometimes for me, it's when you do the same thing expecting the same results but you get something-fucking-else.... it's maddening.

  • @deltablaze77
    @deltablaze77 Месяц назад +1

    "Heeeeyyyy!"
    LOL holy shit! That has to be real, life just is that way.

  • @A.K.A-17
    @A.K.A-17 4 месяца назад +2

    10:34 the guy in the crowd saying "ouch" lmao

  • @edwardnomawk7505
    @edwardnomawk7505 6 месяцев назад +16

    5:05 The gasp.

  • @dominika3312
    @dominika3312 6 месяцев назад +2

    i love your shows bc its just like i was talking to my funniest friend, just this kind of pure joy and amusement

  • @shrihanshetty8859
    @shrihanshetty8859 6 месяцев назад +9

    Loving the video man, excellent work as always. Great crowd work too.

  • @xenontesla122
    @xenontesla122 6 месяцев назад +5

    3:00 Wow, when I was a kid the art/theater group I was in would go to Denny’s at night all the time, bizarre!

  • @dudeivealreadydonethis5tim289
    @dudeivealreadydonethis5tim289 6 месяцев назад +3

    I love that you said if you know how many minutes there are in a year, perchance you are a theater kid!

  • @anand3623
    @anand3623 5 месяцев назад +3

    4:20 lmao the guy relating to you so hard is so fucking funny

  • @peregrinecovington4138
    @peregrinecovington4138 6 месяцев назад +3

    The footloose bit is so good

  • @hannahbrown2728
    @hannahbrown2728 2 месяца назад +2

    I grew up watching Jeff Foxworthy and the entourage he was a part of cause I grew up in Georgia for a while. And I also only got half a semester of theatre in my senior year before I got put into a credit recovery class. The fucking Dennys joke hit me like a train, I had legit forgotten that was a thing. And all that leading up to it was surreal.

  • @themissionary58
    @themissionary58 Месяц назад +1

    I love Jeff Foxworthy and Gianmarco Soresi 😊😊😊

  • @uvbe
    @uvbe 6 месяцев назад +3

    I hope whenever I visit the US I can go to one of your shows!!

  • @Realience
    @Realience Месяц назад +2

    525600 minutes
    I'm not a theater kid, but I was in my Highschool Chorus

  • @dreamlodge
    @dreamlodge 6 месяцев назад +2

    Brilliant set. Wasn't chaotic, flowed beautifully. 👏👐👏👐👏👐

  • @AwkwardSquirrel13
    @AwkwardSquirrel13 6 месяцев назад +4

    Oh this was absolutely golden. Thanks dude! Goodnight!

  • @MoniqueJonath
    @MoniqueJonath 6 месяцев назад +20

    oh thank goodness Gianmarco uploaded

  • @spiellyable
    @spiellyable 6 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂😂 Consistently the best comedy. ❤❤❤

  • @crazyshanker
    @crazyshanker 6 месяцев назад +2

    Hilarious work and the inanimate objects joke was on point!

  • @Firode9856
    @Firode9856 6 месяцев назад +5

    Don’t drop the note paper. This whole clip is more than brilliant❤

  • @bronsoncarder2491
    @bronsoncarder2491 6 месяцев назад +11

    Jeff Foxworthy plays a character on stage, he's not really like that in real life. All three of those blue collar comedy guys did that. They're actually all three pretty well-spoken and intelligent people.
    So, idk, I can kind of see the overlap. You're a theater kid, jeff plays a character... lmfao

  • @bmac4
    @bmac4 5 месяцев назад +1

    That Denny's joke hit too close to home lol I was in theater in high school and we crashed many a late night diner on the weekends (albeit not as late as 3AM but we were still by far the majority of the people there).

  • @vishnugopakumar8807
    @vishnugopakumar8807 6 месяцев назад +2

    10:02 i'm indian and i can tell that the person in the audience who talks at this very moment is also indian/from near india and i think it's really funny you went with brown as the colour of the subtitles

  • @sleepyjoness
    @sleepyjoness Месяц назад +1

    That was all hilarious.

  • @pixeltaku
    @pixeltaku 6 месяцев назад +1

    11 minute Gianmarco Soresi video, good day

  • @philippreuter5192
    @philippreuter5192 21 день назад

    Sounds like you have a great woman with decent values! She's a keeper

  • @son0fhobs-again
    @son0fhobs-again 6 месяцев назад +1

    Best material by far!!!! Also, you didn't do any of that staring off awkwardly while you waited for the laughter to end. That always bugged me. This clip feels like it flowed better and was way more natural.

  • @Prior2Popular
    @Prior2Popular 2 месяца назад +2

    His girlfriend sounds like she’s got her priorities straight ✊🏼

  • @joecab1
    @joecab1 6 месяцев назад +5

    Hot set -- this was a good one for the NYT to get in on

  • @vatsalgp
    @vatsalgp 6 месяцев назад +1

    This was really good!

  • @lizcoddington4421
    @lizcoddington4421 6 месяцев назад +1

    Chaotic Gianmarco is my fav Gianmarco.

  • @Michael_Smith-Red_No.5
    @Michael_Smith-Red_No.5 6 месяцев назад +2

    " Heaven helps the man who fights his fear. "

  • @elliefc92
    @elliefc92 6 месяцев назад +5

    i'm dying for you to come to lisboooon(portugal)! 🙏🏻

  • @rennoc6478
    @rennoc6478 6 месяцев назад +1

    Your my favorite comedian Gianmarco

  • @Fredreegz
    @Fredreegz 2 месяца назад +2

    11:00 wow, goes to show his girlfriend's Hasidic upbringing that she doesn't even like Kevin Bacon.

  • @annac.8502
    @annac.8502 6 месяцев назад +2

    Gianmorco is the Joker 🃏 lol 😆

  • @riyak.7393
    @riyak.7393 6 месяцев назад +3

    i love your comedy so much please don't ever touch kids 😭🙏🙏

  • @SimoneDePascalis
    @SimoneDePascalis 6 месяцев назад +1

    I actually "yo mama" inanimate objects all the time, especially those that give you a message.
    Like "storage full" - YO MAMA FULL that kinda stuff

  • @jasonmorris7764
    @jasonmorris7764 6 месяцев назад +2

    Gianmarco looks and sounds like the love child of Woody Allen and Jeff Goldblum

  • @northernwitch3626
    @northernwitch3626 2 месяца назад +2

    My kids are poly, there's far too much discussion involved in that shit.

  • @ianweniger6620
    @ianweniger6620 2 месяца назад

    If GM holds the next election for mayor of Flashdance, i am there for it.

  • @centac8861
    @centac8861 6 месяцев назад

    Sooooo goood!

  • @WestOfEarth
    @WestOfEarth 4 дня назад

    Theater kids > 525,600 minutes
    Astronomy majors> 31536000 seconds

  • @Potz4pizza
    @Potz4pizza 6 месяцев назад +3

    My favorite gay comedian ❤️

  • @a.m.7438
    @a.m.7438 6 месяцев назад +1

    5:10 oh yes, one train pissed me off. I'm walking to catch one in this station where they stop somewhere in the middle, so there is all this space to walk from the entrance to reach it. The train just barely stops. I have to walk only another 8 seconds to get to the door and the driver couldn't even wait that! It closed right on me and leaves!!?😠

    • @a.m.7438
      @a.m.7438 6 месяцев назад

      I wasn't approaching from behind either. It was facing me front on! That means the driver looked right at me, illuminated by its lights and went, "nope!" 🖕🤬

  • @finneganwoolley6557
    @finneganwoolley6557 Месяц назад

    Love your work, like, love it, so I wouldn't want you to think I'm throwing shade, but you've never actually watched 'Footloose' have you.

  • @superfastscyphozoa
    @superfastscyphozoa Месяц назад

    I once got really pissed at this stone wall cause I accidentally whacked my head into it, so to get the wall back I elbowed it full force. Stone sucks to get mad at because you can’t even damage it back, it’s just 0-2 me vs. the stone wall.

  • @andybyrd9647
    @andybyrd9647 6 месяцев назад +17

    Can we get a "bad gay" sound off?

  • @requiemforameme1
    @requiemforameme1 6 месяцев назад

    9:40 I dunno man, Hasids do that thing where they openly choke their chickens on the sidewalk every year.

  • @maxrbmc
    @maxrbmc 6 месяцев назад

    ... I like Foxworthy (from the 90s) and you. "If you have a home that's mobile and 14 cars that aren't."

  • @andyarken7906
    @andyarken7906 3 месяца назад

    I absolutely rage against my computer for being too slow, or not realising what I want.
    I do apologise, though.

  • @andrew24601
    @andrew24601 5 месяцев назад

    this gay was HOWLING at the notebook jokes. so shitty and outdated. still so funny.

  • @MariaSmith-vy4hn
    @MariaSmith-vy4hn Месяц назад

    4:20 green guy

  • @cinnamonbeardstud
    @cinnamonbeardstud 6 месяцев назад +2

    Can't concentrate on anything, too hypnotized on GM's eggplant outline in those pants