Porky Statue: The Epic Sequel (Probably Still Impossible)
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- Опубликовано: 27 мар 2009
- Here it is. Finally, I reattempt to take down the King Porky Statue without PK Flash or the New Year's Eve Bomb. Unfortunately, I lost AGAIN. Well I didn't actually lose, as you'll see in the video. And hey, I learned how to actually use Movie Maker!
I probably don't need to, but I'm crediting some people here.
Starmen.net peoples:
-Giegue, for making the Apple Kid font used in this video.
-Reconstructed Dragon, for indirectly reminding me that I was supposed to be making a sequel to the old vid.
-Alxprit, for informing me of the Attack Stat Modifier code used to deal the insane damage seen here.
-VDZx, whoever you are, for making that code, as well as the Defense Stat Modifier code. (Which didn't work on Lucas for some reason.)
-Tomato, and everyone else who was on the fan translation team, for making the rockin' Mother 3 English patch.
And of course, to everyone on RUclips who actually watches my videos. Every single one of you rock.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to start making my Mother 3 fancomic before Claus gets mad and hits me again. XD 
Игры
You cannot grasp the true form of Duster's atack
What did duster do?!
He slammed his big bass-heavy instrument so fast against that statue, not even the world could comprehend the damage he dealt.
Rorro Juentes
You mean Wess Jr.'s attack.
Rorro Juentes dude, It's Wess Jr.
?!...What did Duster do?!
duster didn't combo so fast he broke the universe, he comboed so hard he broke the universe, the damage calculator overloaded
actualy the turn limit in the game being 255 he got booted out of the battle
Ha, "boot"ed, because Duster kicks
That description goes to boney actually
The virgin sans:
Has 1 hp
Make awful joke
Is lazzzzzzzzzzz
F teir
The chad Wess Jr.
Can break the universe
Deals SUPIREOR damage
Cool epic thief dude
S teir
@@creeptrap3104 lmfao yes
That dog was biteing the hell out of the statue.... well dentnist is going to earn his pay
***** Still a dog.
+gamerz1172 lol
I imagine his level (the dog) affects his teeth to where it doesn't hurt the dogs teeth at all tbh but that's what I think
OunOun Channel
nO oFfEnSe jUsT sAyInG
I'm the one who needs a dentist ;-;
8:38 OMG LUCAS JUST IN TIME
Ik, r?
Lol thats what broeke tthe fucken game 🎮
Duster got tired of comboing the statue!
Duster attacked the game!
SMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!
The game crashed!
YOU WIN!
Makes sense
Duster:Trolololololololololo trolololololololololololo
Duster and company gained 0 experience points.
That comment about duster attacking game is costing dislikes
wess jr actually
8:57
* Porky Statue cannot grasp the true form of Duster's combo!
*The game somehow took the damage in place of the Porky Statue!
SMAAAAAAAASH!!!!
* 9001 HP of mortal damage to the game!
* The game got hurt and crashed...
255 damage
Don’t you mean...
2,142,069 mortal damage?
My god, you could've killed Giygas, Porky, and N.K. Cyborg with the amount of damage you're doing from one turn alone.
Not Giygas, his death is scripted so he has indeed infinite HP. ^^
I heard that the devs planned for the possibility of someone actually killing him, but I'm not sure if it actually is possible without cheats.
Catherine Armour Impossible I guess, it's easy to give him an absurd amount of health to make it invincible or even don't decrease his health at all when he gets hit. He may not even have any health.
+Julien S Time to ask...the developers!!
Evan Theilig If wish they made QnA's for weird people like us. x)
"Wess Jr."
VenusianPooper Yeah I know. Funny name.
"Sammy"
“Riku”
"Flint Jr."
"Max"
One of the annotations says "you better click that yellow button". Old YT was the days.
I wish he got to doing that third part.
Rhiannon hey buddy from Google +
What was the yellow button? I don't remember.
Boomage Storm the subscription button
RIP annotations
You know you're OP when Boney can rack up around 20,000 dmg via combos
Alex Burton that was Duster
Mika Myllymäki Boney.
Duster
PS it was 50,000
Boney is not the strongest boyo, but his speed during regular playthroughs is very necessary at times
godammit duster broke the universe again!
"duster is the moron of time" sans
well i mean
wheatley
*Wess Jr.
well... yea wheatly on the other hand WAS built to be a moron
Madz The 3rd Alpha cult could have saved us.
I love that mechanical damage sound when the statue swings its arms.
The sound at 2:13 is especially great
PK Bubbles me too and smaaaahhhhhhh
Me too ;-;
Me too. And love the fact that your profile pic is Conan. I love watching Detective Conan.
Screw Ness being the most bad ass character in all of Mother! Duster is bad ass! Through out all of the game he walks AND runs with a limp (and even climbs ladders!). He also loses his memory and managed to survive out in the woods with all the chimeras AND remembered why the egg was important (although the egg could have been helping him out there...). Afterwards he somehow ends up at the top of the cliff at Club Titibutoo! Becomes a bass player, later regains his memory and helps Lucas on his quest! Seriously. OP for days. Oh yeah and even when his memory is lost he still knows how to use his thief tools. (Although that could be the egg again....)
His thief skills stuck to his subconcious, much like when you learn how to bike. You can't forget that with amnesia.
And he broke the universe
Why the heck did Rope Snake never remind Duster who he was?
@@gravity8120 Wow, such a great question...
@@gravity8120 i had that question for a long time
King Statue used Ear Rape!
293728 DMG
Headphone users took mortal damage!
lol
+Eldar Iskanderov 2 LOL
it really did I thought they broke
wow... just wow
Eldar Iskanderov 2
That's actually really accurate since you can avoid full damage if you pause the video or close the tab.
But Eldar momentous was revived me again.
9:02 The game sounds like it's trying to stay alive
it sounds like the system is trying to stay alive.
It sounds like my ears hurt
It sounds like a spy is sappin mah sentry
It sounds like Gyigas
That's the typical sound of a GBA crashing
RTC users will know it all too well
DUSTER PLZ
DUSTER BASHED THE GAME!
MOTHER 3 FROZE AND CRASHED!
DUSTER FUCKING WON
melanie81950 experience earned 93773756911918282883747462992837377347660917263793187279091736974656669494578202745629
Stampylongface god damn that's a lot
They're attacking so much they've broken how the sound is coordinated
8:36 Man, that was so close, he could have died :O
Jaden Price Nope. Barely took out a fifth of his total health by the end, and then the game froze.
Guys, it IS possible to defeat the Porky Statue without PK Flash or the New Years Eve! Using the Limit Break cheat, it would take about 500 turns to do so, as every character does 50,000, so basically about 200,000 damage every turn. Yes, it'd take a long time, but with max HP and Max PP you would win. Also, with Counter, and the fact that most of the time you do more then 50,000, it would probably be less the 500.
How did you figure that out?
a bit of calculator magic
Nope. Still not possible.
See, the game has its own calculator, which adds up all the damage you've dealt.
It has its own limits though. After aprox. 10 000 000 damage the calculator literally breaks, resulting in a crash.
Thus, the statue is undefeatable without a move that could deal all the damage with a single attack.
calculators have betrayed me >.
+Awalys Actually Ive seen a video of a guy beating the statue in 2 hours without it crashing
Duster when he sees the statue : So anyway I just started comboing
You could not grasp the true form of Duster's attack! #/$@$# damage to the king statue!
XD
He comboed so fast that he took 2963923792633881927383 poimts from him, lol
That clutch at 8:38 is the most tense moment I've ever seen in a RUclips video.
2:13 SMAAAASH 1 dmg XD
Porky Statue is from Hell. That's a fact.
Michael Siegler Man I gotta know where Porky bought it from. It could be a useful asset to the Soviet Union plus we could probably turn it into a giant gold statue of Stalin and it blasts the Soviet Anthem if activated. Killing any who oppose it in a glorious way.
@@firepower7017 until duster come along and destroys the universe
sonicdeackon gamer Then we will blast this ruclips.net/video/TbvmWGRgF_E/видео.html
Tazmily village is a communist town...
At 2:19, it sounded like boney was barking to the song a little
Maybe it's because combos are synced with the beat of the song playing in the background.
+ALL BOW DOWN TO EMPEROR GRIEF MCSCUMBAG THE SEVENTH I thought it was the enemy's heartbeat
+Matthew Kunkle It depends, Mech based enemies just work off the Music, as they have no heartbeat, and other foes generally have one synced to the music somewhat
*thats the idea bcuz that how u do a combo*
@@spoopster809 the enemy's heartbeat is the beat in the background.
You named Duster Wess Jr.
And I like that
Its pretty much impossible to defeat htis boss without New years eve bomb and PK Flash. Even if you follow Epole's example and dont crash the game by comboing too fast, you could only do 20,000 Damage a turn IF EVERYONE ATTAKCS(not counting for if one of the characters has to guard/heal/buff or debuff) and even then, this boss has 100,000,000 HP! A hundred million divided by 20,000 = 5000. That would mean it would take 5000 turns to kill the boss even WITH cheats, not counting for if not everyone can attack a turn or if someone dies. IT'D TAKE HOURS AND HOURS. Seriously. :\
what? I saw wess get 51,000 damage once :P
//edit: pretty much everyone gets about 50,000. Recalculating, it'd only take 500 turns if everyone attacks.
Would probably take a while but a determined person could do it.
+spiderfreak1011 There is no "Too fast" on the combo, since Comboing is based on the music or heartbeat, the game can handle the speed for any foe, its just that while Porky Statue has "999,999,999" HP, the in game damage counter that keeps track of how much he's taken can't actually go that high, Porky Statue in effect has no HP, only a lucky PK Flash or the NYE Bomb can win, since they are just straight up Insta-Kill effects
Also, isn't there that 255 turn limit?
After all, the game's code could not POSSIBLY handle a 256th turn using only one byte. So, wouldn't you get booted out of the battle after 255 turns?.
8:57 Duster tried to FC Caged and he ended up breaking the entirety of the universe.
Duster's attack was too much for the statue to handle! The statue broke apart and hit the screen! Y O U W I N
... and here I sit, never having known the Porky Statue was a boss battle.
Same
8:57
*The game cannot grasp Dusters true combo!*
*57564458473649357483 mortal damage to the game!*
*The game collapsed and lost the battle...*
but I had a feeling that the game was gonna crash when the audio started to lag and delay.
At the end, this crash, sound-wise was very equivalent to the "pokemon RSE crash".
Which is all intriguing, just like this crash itself.
Porky statue just can't be beaten by "normal" means, only through two methods.
This is why Duster should never try to Kenshiro his way out of problems...
I love the applauding in the background when the statue is attacked, lol.
And now it's time for another episode of 'why is this in my reccomended?'
Love the vid though
Statue: IF I'M GOING DOWN, I'M TAKING THE GAME WITH ME!
*game crashes*
GOD DARNDED DUSTER BREAKING THE WORLD AGAIN
THATS MY JOB!
Duster, why do you have to break everything??? 0_0
The Porky Statue has 1 million HP, of course it's going to be humanley impossible to defeat it without the New Year's Eve Bomb
Nice! I've always loved the first one and I just now found this one! Can't wait to see the results.
So, uh... How was that final attack?
1:51 Kumatora plays along with the song
8:56
The kick that broke The Universe.
surely i'm not the only one that loves the oddly aggressive sound the Porky Statue does when it swings its arms?
8:40 really striking it clear there with the Lifeup, but hey, at least you lived with one HP!
Well, the video desynced, but since it's a 2009 video, what are ya gonna do?
The form of duster's attack was inexplicable!
what the fuck even happened at the end
but why
Duster broke the Universe... Again (?
Sayaka Miki prob because your not supposed to defeat the porky statue without PK flash therefore destroying the game
The true Troll i uhh dont think thats how programming works. For one, you can use the new years eve bomb to beat it too and it doesnt instantly kill it, it just brings it down to one hp
Sayaka Miki or the damage dealt overwhelmed the game's programming.
that moment when you use cheat codes, and still cant beat it
NEW YEARS EVE BOMB!
Every once in awhile I come back to this video and laugh
You should wait for HP to reach max after lifeupping so that HP rolls down from a MUCH higher value, effectively both drastically reducing the amount of lifeups and increasing the turns where you can attack
tbh i stop waiting once HP reaches around 200, but this video was played suboptimally for other reasons, like counter (you don't need to reflect damage when you're doing that much ESPECIALLY when it has an animation lasting several frames each hit) and not increasing Offense
1:44 my reaction: wow
Person: Literally uses cheats to try and beat a normally unbeatable boss
Game: Crashes
Person: grrrrr
All hail Duster: The being so powerful it broke the game
[]Lit[] Lord Memes R Us SPARE AYYYYYE MY OLD ACCOUNT!
i thought my computer will go into Blue Screen of Death mode when it crashes
When you realize that the 1 damage in that Smash is probably caused from a damage calculator overload or something
So basically if you do more than the game can show the game gets confused and resets it to the lowest value it can show ig
I think it's actually because Lucas's defense is the only one that's not heavily inflated
Ver esto me dio ganas de jugar a Mother 3 otra vez, muy bien =)
He slammed that bass so hard the freaking king statue could not handle the freaking power of duster
Duster combo-kicked the King Statue so fast, he broke the universe. :(
9:02 Sounds like EMP
apparently you can do so much damage that the counter overflows and the game crashes
yay?
Oh wow you can defeat the game!
Rest in peace. My both ears
Even in statue form and even when using cheats, Porky still manages to be a master troll.
Duster : OMAEMAWU SHINDAREYU
Mega porky : _nani_ ?
*_sorry your game crashed because mega porkt bited the dust_*
The only thing more powerful that PK Ground is Duster
Just calculated the damage. All this did about 2,218,007 damage. -Would’ve had to do this like 45 more times over to beat him.-
This is the first video I have ever seen someone change Kumatora's name in.
UGH YOU SCARED THE FUCK OUT OF ME WHEN I HEARD THE STATIC I THOUGHT MY PHONE BROKE!!!
Well, even if you use a New Year's Eve Bomb, you're still doing a HELL of a lot of damage to it.
Was it me or did the audio delay? Otherwise, good grief that’s a lot of damage done in a single turn....
King Statue earraped everyone!
99999999999999999999999 DMG
Pepole wearing headphones took mortal damage!
Game Over
The Headphones are Hurt and it Collapsed
yep, the world's using everything Pokemon style, but nobody's using Mother 3 style...
and i realised... Mother 3 is way better than Pokemon.
+GGK912 AVGCP Why didn't the mother series get the attention like Pokemon did?? Imagine HD and 3D remakes for all the games.
Ludwig The Great ikr, the feels
GGK912 AVGCP I cri evry tiem
So the King Statue has such a high HP value that after a certain point of lowering it, the game cannot read the value causing it to crash... I wonder if Giygas is the same way? I'm almost curious enough to try it lol
With 50000 to 60000 damage per attack, it would take you (if you had infinite health), around 400 to 500 turns to defeat the statue.
What a twist!
Duster broke everything this time
Duster's kicks per second? OVER 9000!!!
Duster blew out the speakers for his bass and caused a power outage.
... That's all I can say from this point on. You tried your best. I respect that. There's no shame in fighting and getting your ass kicked. Or frozen, for that matter, anyway.
The King Statue tried PK Flash!
MOTHER 3 fell down and collapsed...
i love the counter sound effect
Oh my god this boss fight Stinks!
It feels right to have Boney named Max
That has to be the most ridiculous boss I have ever seen. When does it appear, I just got to chapter 5.
Oh.....and out of boredom I figured out since this thing has 100,000,000 hp and you were doing over 50,000 damage each combo, it would take a little under 2000 combos to kil it O-o; I don't think I would have the patience to kill that thing.....
Proving again the strongest boss is King Statue, who took the heroes down with him
0:23 one hell of a fart!
Duster continued his combo!
DUSTER STOP BREAKING THE WORLD
Can’t wait for Ultra Instinct Shaggy to take on both Duster and the Porky Statue.
The game crashes upon victory since it's meant to be unbeatable naturally; you did win. Impressive.
It crashed because they comboed too fast. It is possible to remove all of its HP naturally.
The song Piggy Guys goes perfect with this boss!
9:02 Good sounds that make you sleep tight
For a second, i thought my phone beoke at the end
Darn you Wess jr.! We poeple could have made a record! Anyways, IF there is another sequel (probably the last), how's the statues winning streak taking effect on your revenge? Video is a 5/5
I got my Halloween costume! Some Grey paint and It's a spitting image!
the thing stuck in my head is if the bomb can affect masked man
Never heard of that thief skill
*So if I combo as fast as I can, I can break the laws of the universe and destroy space and time as we know it.*
*Good to know, thanks!*
This makes sense
Not even Jeff has the IQ big enough to fix this up Duster....
maybe if you remplace boney with salsa will work
(because salsa can mimic everything)
Did this come before the insta defeats were discovered? (PK flash, New Years bomb)
Nah, the "easy" way to defeat it had already been long known at the time the video was made, it's meant to be a test whether you actually CAN defeat it without using the other methods AND without cheating.
A later video (that used an infinite HP cheat) on a different channel shows that it's theoretically possible, although practically it isn't, because you'll eventually run out of healing items, and the enemy has no PP that you can absorb via PK Magnet, so you can't keep up your HP with PSI forever either. Also it takes at least an hour, which just isn't fun in the slightest.
Tl;dr: it's a "puzzle" boss that cannot be brute forced.