I watched the endings of 10 terrible christmas movies
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Let’s leave Drew Gooden in 2023
Haven’t heard a truer statement in my life
this is a rlly good one
Definitely
True
yeah he smells weird
Hallmark was advertising a movie this year about a woman getting stuck in a Groundhog Day-style time loop and the commercial showed her reacting to a woman saying "Happy Hanukkah" every day and I was really sad to learn the plot twist wasn't that there was no time loop and the woman just didn't realize Hanukkah is multiple days.
That would be hilarious
Fuck that's so good
Pls can you be in charge of writing all Hallmark movies from now on??
hang on is this the one with Vic Michaelis? like from Dropout?
@@owenshirrell1150 Yep!
Timestamps:
Start: 0:00
End: 18:26
thanks
Middle: 9:13
You’re a lifesaver
Aw man I would not have been able to watch this video without your helpful comment, how else would I have known when the start and end was?
5 minutes before the end: 13:26
this is an incredibly small detail but i will always be so thankful that you have fully transcribed captions set for all of your videos instead of the auto-captions; i sometimes have auditory processing issues and it helps so much more than you can imagine!
Can't fckn believe RUclips got rid of the fan-subtitle feature (unless they went back on that?). I can only assume it meant that way fewer videos now end up getting subs.
also auto captions aren't even available on some videos :/
I also like to eat crunchy food while watching videos. Subtitles are good for everyone!
@@jossecoupe446 the fan made subtitles were lowkey a huge problem because there was a lot they couldnt transcribe properly bc of accents or just not getting references etc, as well as wayyyy too many "author notes" added in, so getting rid of the feature WOULD have been fantastic if they created jobs out of captioning
@@caitlinhebron1599 they could just add a rating system or something and remove them if theyre downvoted enough. sponsorblock already has this but for chapters
hey drew the pinned comment was joking pls come back
you did it
There is NOT enough space for him to write Sophia and Jackson in that tiny-ass heart
Right?! 😂
Might have to settle for "S+J"
That's what I was thinking XP
a lotta people just write initials in those yeah
@@MaddyBlu9724Slim+Jim
3:18 "Drive out here on your face?" He implies that the man's face is all messed up because, instead of using a car, he came to the house while running his face against the road. Hope this helps
😂😂 thanks I was looking for an answer
That's incredible thanks
Thank you! I had to pause the video and find the answer in the comments before continuing lol 😄
That makes a lot more sense than my guess of "Dry battery your face?" Lmao
Thanks for figuring it out for us.
Also, that is the worst insult I've ever heard 😂
at 13:35 when he says “remember to smash that like button” the like button lights up on mobile. i didn’t know that and it freaked me out a little LMAO💀
Holy shit I didn't know it did that, tihi
They added that recently. I hate it
WTF DUDE
I like how their sequel to a dog Christmas movie was literally just spy kids.
Spy dog
I liked the fact that Drew pointed out that one of the guy's nicknames was "Roastbeef" and not the fact that Leonardo Da Vinci was apparently the artist for DogGone Christmas.
brought him back just for this movie
@@woofer4813it was worth it
I think the only real name in that screenshot is David Mortimer, and even that seems up for debate.
@kaitlynwickham6237 I agree, although I do think it’s interesting that Madame Selena Dawn and Melvin Milgrim both sound fictional names from like a book but Finnel Roberts sounds more like a fake name someone made up to hide their own identity.
I'm reading this comment out of context and this is so... 🗿
I'm pretty impressed that a mall santa managed to cure a child's disability. It's usually a real santa that has to do that
Why do we have the healthcare system in this universe when Mall Santas have this kind of power?
@@thoopsy Women keep pulling their beards off to kiss them, which are the source of their magic. It's a real problem.
throughout the movie the kid was going to physical therapy. there is also a pumpkin carving contest (i only know this from mbmbam's that's a xmas to me)
Is the kid the weird scientist kid from odd squad
I love that there was no mention of Christ - who was the real miraculous healer - in a CHRISTmas movie
"Defacing the beam" is my new favorite euphemism.
Underrated comment
Jesus, how did Vivica A Fox go from Independence Day and Kill Bill to... Sharknado sequels and a xmas movie for dogs!?! That's sad af.
Don’t forget cool cat.
I don't think Cool Cat is all that funny of a bad movie, but the conversation that she and a clearly drunk Eric Estrada have in that movie fucking kills me. Especially his extremely slurred "Dere he is!" followed by her shocked facial expression.
Bruh she was Loretta in Curb, that's nuts.
She produces a lot of these films. I don’t think she’s really fallen on hard times
I’m sorry, but drew doing that weird walk saying “hey Amanda, your my boyfriend now” had me dying
why are you sorry
why would you be sorry about that
Apology accepted.
they're so sweet together
you're dude
Imagine going to see Santa at the mall, and not only does he restore a child's ability to walk, but then the kids mom just starts making out with him 💀
ya know if someone magically healed my sons paralysis id probably make out with them too
Isn't there a song about that?
...minus the paralysis ig 😂
If i had a dollar for every time i witnessed that id have $18.43
@@user-ou1lx2ug2v how much did you start with? $19.43?
@@Violet_iiI need to start practicing magic 😂
watching the end of bad movies would honestly be such a fun sleepover activity.
FYI: A Doggone Adventure was actually directed by Tony Randel, most famous for Hellraiser II, Amityville: It's About Time, and of course, the incomparable classic Ticks. Interesting to see he's still directing heavily special effects-laden films, even if the budgets are about five dollars. 🤣But that at least explains why it feels a little more well put together and cohesive than the previous movie. Also, the screenplay was by Jim Wynorski, which someone else mentioned - two cult horror filmmakers banding together to make a bizarre talking dog movie. This truly is the best timeline.
that is absolutely wild, thanks for that info haha
sneaking the wilhem scream into doggone adventure suddenly makes much more sense!
wow! christmas is 359 days away and drew already uploaded his christmas video. what a timely and excellent youtuber. i just wish he wouldn't talk so much so we could watch the movies
They say 359 isn't early ~ it's on time!
He sure is a little stinker.
I'd say the little stinker is actually 6 days late and tried to play it off
@@007oskariPreposterous!
i hate drew gooden!
drew gooden is a bad bad boy!
The whole "You shouldn't have bought a dog without telling us!" thing reminds me of my favorite terrible Christmas movie trope; an adult makes a perfectly reasonable and constructive complaint and the movie treats them as wrong because it's Christmas it's joy time no whining!!!
Buying small dog: yeah, not great but could teach the children some good responsibilities. Buying a Husky: those parents are getting a divorce.
@@Mockthenerd If my partner were to bring any type of animal into our house without discussing that with me I'm out of there.
No whining! Its New Years! You will enjoy your shtty movies, you will pop bottles & you will _like_ it.
@@maxgosen3237lmfao…I read that as “parents” instead of “partner”
Was like damn, I see who’s in charge 😂
Also, buying a puppy on Christmas is incredibly stressful for the puppy
“LoOkS LiKe We’Ve AcCoMpLiShEd OuR MiSsIoN” at 12:00 about took me out oh my god
😂
I love how, even though Parks and Recs. tells us his name is "Gary" we all still call him "Jerry".
For some reason I kept forgetting we were just watching the ending and thought multiple times these were just insane ways to begin a movie
i swear, the first one i tought "wait, they're already togeyther so is she going to break up with him for the true love interest????"
The entire video is actually just about one movie.
Oh my god, the same thing kept happening to me. I'm glad it wasn't only me! I was like "Jesus christ do I have the worst memory or something??" EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. because I literally just kept forgetting the whole purpose of the video is that it's the end of the movies. 🤦🏻♀
I wish Christmas was twice a year so we could get two videos every year of Drew watching bad Christmas movies. But not more than that.
Maybe when he and Danny divorces we'll get two Christmases
I don’t like the idea of Milhouse having a Christmas video twice in one year.
_Technicallyyyy_ the Christmas season doesn't end until Three King's Day on January 6th. So he's right on time! Also, a long Christmas season prevents the post holiday blues 🥰
Also orthodox Christmas
Elaborate
5:54 that movie is definitely just a twist on a christmas carol and I don't know how I got that from watching approximately 1% as much of the movie as drew did
ok now drew got me in a rabbit hole. turns out there are a million “the dog who saved…” movies and joey diaz is in all of them
Conspiracy theory: Seeing as how in these Christmas dog movies, the dog is always the best actor, I'm starting to think that the movies are actually made and directed by dogs. There's no other way to explain the terrible human acting
i wonder if the fact the human actors actually know they're acting is bringing them down. the dogs are immersed because.. they don't know better.
though to be honest, a secret society of dog hollywood is a better idea.
666 likes
sort of like how the Italian actors in spaghetti westerns always give the most natural performances
@@6Shooter28that is the most unparallel parallel that ever paralleled lol 😉👍
propaganda
Amanda is canonically Drew Gooden’s boyfriend now. Good to know. I am kind of sad we missed the divorce arc, but am relieved they seem to be back together and are trying to make it work.
I also applaud Amanda on his transition!
nah it wasn't a divorce arc, amanda died at war, remember? you missed the arc where drew and danny found the dragon balls to bring her back to life. and now they're all poly boyfriends!
@@deebee.1542don't forget that laura is also their poly boyfriend!
This is honestly really funny haha
Hello! I haven't watched you for a while but I vividly remember binge watching your videos during lockdown (and even before that, actually). In the past year, I was diagnosed with epilepsy and meningitis, which affected my brain (e.g. memory loss, non-comprehension, etc.), and now that it has been 1 year since then, I am slowly adjusting and adapting to my new environment. Then when I saw your video pop up in my recommendation, a burst of nostalgia suddenly hit me. So much so that I can't help but to be emotional. Thank you so much for this video, guy. Happy New Year!!!
13:35 Since when does the like button actually light up when he says that?????? WHAT
That is a feature, he can make it happen whenever he wants in the video.
@@MindlessMagic not necessarily. It lights up when youtubers say the word like
The hug with the whispering and giggling was absolute torture
😂😂😂😂
ASMR boyfriend misses you (whispering, affirmation. freeform)
I can imagine Drew and Danny giggling while hitting the upload button at the same time
Drew got slow internet apparently
Probably said “we’ll both upload at noon” forgetting about time zones
@@maylagesse The most realistic explanation
FR
Great day for introverts everywhere.
I actually watched a doggone Christmas with my dad a while back. The dog is psychic and a highly trained weapon for some government group. They barely address the psychic part throughout the whole movie it's great
Where is my end of the month video Grew Dooden???///?
finding out that hallmark movies pays well, have healthy work environment and keep the actors have steady jobs for atleast few movies, i cant really make fun of it as much as before
genuinely a dream job of mine is hallmark acting. like steady income, good environment, and a few good minutes in the spotlight with an acting career, yet without the stress and havoc of an actual big acting career and fame yk ?? what’s not to enjoy !
oh shit guys the last of the month past and he didnt post a video... i think we're gonna starve
Drew hurry up. Next video. Me hungy.
we're so hungry drew
Drew I even bought another shirt. Please make new video. Pweease. Misghetti, cause i miss it.
Kudos to Drew for somehow finding the 2 Christmas movies with Kristi North out of a complete coincidence
I don’t have feeling for Kristi North
I don't have feelings for Kristi North
I don’t have feelings for Kristi North
I don't have feelings for Kristi North
3:39 I HAVE FEELINGS FFOR KRISTI NORTH. OK?? And i am fed up w Drew gaslighting us for years!
As a disabled person, I hate the "fixing the disability" trope in movies. It makes it seem like disabled people can't live regular lives, which we can. Disabled people can even be successful! It's just such a harmful trope that continues the stereotype that disabled people:
1. Hate their disability and want it fixed
2. That disabilities are "the end of the world"
It's just sad.
Edit: I understand that some want to be cured from some of their own disabilities, for example chronic pain. What I'm referring to in this comment are a non-disabled person's "fantasy" about fixing someone else's disability, rather than a disabled person's wish to be rid of it.
And that it can be fixed with just a wish. :(
And like, this kids 10. He wouldn't ask for the ability to walk, he'd ask for jetboots or something cool he could use instead of not being in a wheelchair
I'm disabled, and I generally agree. But I do hate being disabled and I'd rather be healthy if I had the choice. My life is not regular. It's also not the same with all disabilities. If my autism could be cured with no side effects, I'd have to give it some thought, but if you told me the same thing about my dysautonomia, it would be a no-brainer. If I were in a wheelchair and somebody could fix that with magic, sign me the fuck up.
1000%!
It's like they can't even fathom the idea that disabled people can actually be happy, or just want better accessibility.
Nope, this character WILL be cured and they WILL like it.
hello your next video is overdue
Anyone else laugh at the dog setting off dynamite? 11:22 that was so violent
That breathy whispered voiceover was the most uncomfortable movie scene I’ve ever seen & I’ve gone a fair ways down on the disturbing movies iceberg
The best part of Christmas is watching drew react to the absolute worst Christmas movies ever conceived
After Christmas of course
omg my wife is in your pfp
It's so low effort it makes me feel like shit. He thinks we'll watch anything.. I literally cannot get through this video & now I have to click away before my brain rots from this mush
Btw I have been a fan for YEARS.. Only recently has this been happening. It's really sad for me, I wanted to grow alongside his channel but it just seems as though I've outgrown this style of content altogether at the ripe age of 23
@@Man-ej6uvno pyramid head is my wife
is drew ok? he didnt share a video today and it is the last day of the month 😢
Since nobody saying I’ll just say it: the new hair and the 70’s shirt are really working for you Drew. You’re looking good
OH MY GOODNESS, MY AUNT AND I (BY PROXIMITY) WATCHED THE FIRST MOVIE DURING CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR! Okay the plot is completely wild! The main character is a journalist looking for a story to write about. She decides to write about a valuable nutcracker that was stolen. Her and the love interest whos a treasure hunter find a "valuable" nut cracker and try and piece together the story behind it. Shenanigans ensues and in the end, the mli (main love interest) and the girl find themselves in theatre and are chased by the antagonist with a knife until the police arrive. Also it turns out the nutcracker is worth 25 million dollars. In the end, they give the nutcracker to a lesbian couple for their honeymoon to be put in the museum and the mli and the girl kiss. So just your average hallmark movie
Wait are Hallmark movies allowed to have lesbians in them nowadays? I guess I haven't watched a hallmark movie in a long time.
That's very funny, considering the nutcracker in the clip is about as crappy and mass produced as it gets. I literally see 100s of that exact nutcracker on shelves every year. I like to think at least one very young child watched this movie, looked at their own nutcracker, and thought for a moment that they might be a millionaire.
Thank you for the plot breakdown and though it was unintentional, "jutcracker" really sent me. No idea why, but I loved it
@@crankiemunizglad to know i’m not alone in how i feel about jutcracker
WHAT
It's so incredible to think that Amanda got the job at the company, and is now the CEO of the franchise. Drew must be so proud.
Drew is so lucky to have such an amazing boyfriend
But now she's about to leave her big city job for small town life with unemployed local boy Drew and no job prospects or accommodation.
What, she's back from Iraq?
@@Random-sk6hmBut she gets to own a Christmas-themed bed and breakfast that no one stays at!
Ah, so this movie took place at same universe as Neil Breen's movies huh?
Let’s bring Drew Gooden back in 2024
Drew it’s time for a new video
The part of "I'm sorry you walked in on me kissing a horse" with Drew dressed up in a cowboy hat made me wheeze I was not expecting that.
i replayed it five times it was so funny
Fully laughed out loud at that part
Do you have the timestamp ?
@@hreg5260 6:10
@@hreg52606:12
Drew did the Ninja video just so he could go blonde without everyone questioning it.
He was already blond he’s just blonder now
@benjisaac go watch a video of his from a year ago and tell me that he's blonde. That man was a brunette
@@roseyoung44 His hair was the same color as mine is now and I’ve been called blond my whole life, that’s just the color natural dirty blond goes when you don’t spend a lot of time in direct sunlight lol
The fuckboy blonde looks so good on him though
@@benjisaacyou have to be gaslighting us because in no way was drew blonde in his old videos
Edit: you've been lied to about being blond. You aren't and have never been
3:18
"Drive out here on your face?"
Drew you’re late bro. I need a January and February video on my desk by month end.
Thanks Drew. I look forward to these Christmas videos every January
I hate to break it to you, but it’s still December.
@@rachelcookie321 He asked mall Santa for a Time Machine
Like two years ago on Christmas Eve my sisters and I found this AMAZING low budget Christmas movie, we watched it again this year and it just got better. Its called Santa Girl and has Harper from wizards of waverly place in it! We originally found it on Netflix but it’s only on RUclips right now for feee with ads. 10/10 would recommend watching it Drew
I can't wait for father to feed us more content
I feel like if Drew keeps watching these he’s going to transform into a terribly conceived Christmas Icon
will he defrost on 1st November every year like Mariah Carey
@@themelnova given his track record he’ll defrost on the 27th of December
@@aaronlikeboss6152 ahh to make the sponsorship deadline
I think it'd be really cool if he actually reviewed Christmas folklore like that. I especially like The Christmas Pickle, one of its origin stories being that two Spanish boys got kidnapped by an innkeeper, put in a pickle barrel, and _just so happened_ to be found by St Nicolas who _just so happened_ to stop in at the same inn. The tradition is that the first person to find the pickle ornament on Christmas morning gets to open the first present of the day.
The grandpa who gifted a FREAKING HUSKY without permission is the true villain. Oof
Those children are going to watch in horror as their new toys are devored
4:14 this sound effect doesn’t come up to often but it’s always on point when it does
14:27 DID THEY PUT DOWN THE DOG
The woman from kill bill is in so many horrible low budget movie and I feel so bad for her because she clearly can act, but movies like this have such bad direction and scripts.
It seems that Vivica doesn't seem to care. She gets her bag anyway
Saw her in a crappy Cool Cat film lmao. All those Hollywooders know eachother.
@@capablancthere he is!
The fact that she was in two sharknado movies is insane
@@capablancI remember watching that in a club at college where we only watched bad movies and I was so surprised to see her in Cool Cat. I immediately wanted to ask her why on earth did you do this movie because it seemed so beneath her.
Perhaps she is a true thespian, A real woman of the craft. She’s always gone the independent route, it’s just that she bagged a few good roles in films with good actors to carry it.
I can't believe you moved on from that kid being cured by santa so quickly, I was flabbergasted
That sort of thing in movies is so funny to me, because it implies that the person could easily cure debilitating illness/injury but just... doesn't most of the time
@@chrisdonnell7200Santa only cures those he decides are worthy
Alright, I didn't see anyone talking about 6:43 but I laughed so hard my cat came in to check on me. So is my sense of humor broken for literally snorting at "Hey Amanda, you're my boyfriend now!"
The last one made me think the sound effects team were not paid enough
“If you love someone, doesn’t that make them your boyfriend?” wow family reunions must be _real_ awkward in that family-
I knew the idea of “watch the last couple of minutes of a terrible movie” was too good for Drew to abandon.
It's genuinely just taking the best part of these movies without wasting your time with the rest
Who needs context when you can just not have it
@@earthtovesna Absolutely 😂
drew post right neow
i miss you
I just had surgery on my face yesterday and when the men in the hospital scene turned out to be ghosts and faded away I laughed so hard I thought I was going to tear my face open and become a ghost myself.
I missed the word "scene" in your comment an was under the impression that you were being visited by ghostly apparitions eerily similar to those in the movie and that's what you found funny. Get well soon btw!
Hope you heal quickly! ❤
Dammit Jerry
Get well soon 💜
12:56 I feel like that’s not the STRANGEST name in the credits there, Drew
It must of been a pretty good movie if he returned from his hiatus of being dead to provide some original art
I NOTICED DA VINCI
da vinky???!!!!!!
Where are you Drew 😢😊
Long time since video bro! We miss ya!!
12:58 I can’t believe Leonardo Da Vinci came back to give them some music! So heartwarming to see such a big artist support a small film! ☺️☺️
The movie was so bad that they didn’t use their real names.
I love how even after growing up drew never really left his teenage habit of watching endings of random movies with his friend, but this time it's with us. And I'm glad that we're lucky to be a part of it
He's inspired me to start doing the same, but with horror movies instead of Christmas movies
please come back andrew
Defacing the Beam is a neat band name
I'm glad telling Amanda she's Drew's boyfriend is as important as telling her Scooby's in the future
Drew recognizing Jerry (Gary, Larry, Terry) from Parks&Rec made me wayyy happier than it should’ve
FR
My great uncle knows the actor and I don't think I'm fanned with giant leaves enough about this fact
Seeing Joey Diaz was also strange
U@@brookehop8
You're like a clapping seal
i was BAFFLED at why i didn't remember watching this video because i watch every single one of drew's videos as they come out. then i realized this was posted 3 days after my tonsillectomy. and apparently the percocet did NOT retain my memory
The Christmas Coupon scene reminds me of this one TV show my mother watches sometimes. Don't ask me what it is, I honestly don't know. The whole show is voiced over in post. I don't know why. The actors seem to be speaking the same language, it's not like it's translated and voiced over, they just film and record audio separately for some reason, and they never, ever match exactly. It's so uncomfortable to watch, it makes me itchy.
drew not even mentioning joey diaz at all is a tragedy. He carried that movie with his acting.
And Dean Cain AKA Superman
Came here to say this exact thing
The comment I was looking for
That caught me off guard
Joey hasn't had such an impactful role since being the "You ok bud?" random New Yorker in Spiderman 2. Inspirational.
9:00 I think its funny how the security camera was able to get perfect audio of a conversation happening 50 feet away.
It was so considerate of the antagonists to record ADR for them!
when i first started this video i was half asleep and instead of “are you defacing the beam” i heard “are you defacing the bean” and damn that would’ve been even funnier
I thought it was bean until reading this comment
9:06 it’s a good thing they took their time to put mics on them so they can incriminate themselves. Such thoughtful criminals with the Christmas spirit.
16:13 I feel like they were to embarrassed to record the audio in public so they just waited till they got home
I love to think Amanda is always home and hears these really unhinged comments Drew makes to her
i love drew’s post-christmas christmas videos it keeps the spirit alive
Hey Drew, I wanted to congratulate you on getting the job at the company during Christmas. Shame your dog exploded but you know how Mondays can be
FYI A Doggone Christmas was probably not originally made for the Family Central RUclips channel - it was directed by Jim Wynorski, who has over 107 directors credits to his name, most notably “Chopping Mall”. He’s known for producing movies incredibly fast, there is a documentary on him called Popatopolis that follows him directing an entire feature film starring Stormy Daniels in three days.
That’s so wild because I had a “this movie sounds terrible” horror movie marathon back in October and Chopping Mall was one of them
@@strwbry23 yeah he directed that and about 50 + other movies for Roger Corman.
I love chopping mall
It looks like Joey Diaz is playing in it
You know it’s a good day when drew and Danny post on the same day
Your right
Cuz they’re the same person
Within an hour of each other!
This Danny's fifth annual Christmas video
yes true is good
This was a month ago...guess it's time for new video
this video inspired me to look into apparently the plethora of christmas movies both produced by and/or starring vivica a. fox and i stumbled upon two, "a husband for christmas" and "a christmas cruise" that both star vivica a. fox as the lead. and the pictures featured on google for both movies have the same stock photo of vivica next to her male counterpart. the exact same photo.
by only watching the end of hats off to christmas, you've missed the best part (the story is centered on a hat shop called "hats off to christmas" which sells only christmas hats all year round and is shockingly in financial trouble!)
7:00 im an ambulatory wheelchair user (i can walk short distances but use a wheelchair for anything more than that) i also look like a 14 year old so i could sneak into a mall santa area without being weird... perhaps next christmas i have a plan..
Please that is such a good fucking prank lmfao
my mom loves watching bad christmas movies, particularly hallmark movies, but also the occasional lifetime movie, and "2nd chance at christmas" is basically like a christmas carol but if scrooge was kelly clarkson
It's been over a month since drew uploaded.
He’s coming back with a banger probably
Drews hair looks so good! Imagine if it was like blue?? That'd be so embarrassing.
14:18 this is so spykids-core
4:46 wait pause- isn’t that the hospital where I was born???
Google search confirmed. It is. Of all the angles they could have picked that sure is a weird one.
1:10 "I wanted someone to deface my beam."
not only did Doggone Christmas get Johnny 'Roast Beef' Santori as the lead, they got Leonardo da Vinci as the artist!
the filmmakers truly spared no expense and it shows 🥰