Coronavirus Is Worse Than You Think - H3 Podcast

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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @smileygladhands
    @smileygladhands 4 года назад +1631

    I think "Alfredo" is code for "Ethan"...

    • @oliilo1212
      @oliilo1212 4 года назад +22

      That's hilarious

    • @dewilew2137
      @dewilew2137 4 года назад +3

      Undertow 82 has to be

    • @videospielesindkunst
      @videospielesindkunst 4 года назад +7

      Undertow 82 And "puke" is code for "shit". Now think about the Alfredo story

    • @MrCzar345
      @MrCzar345 4 года назад +2

      @@videospielesindkunst 🤢🤢🤢

    • @Imbryon
      @Imbryon 4 года назад +18

      This changed the way I listened to their story. Thank you

  • @curbyourcomment2164
    @curbyourcomment2164 4 года назад +363

    Anyone back here in the midst of the pandemic, having remembered that Ethan pretty much called the severity of the coronaVIRUS?

  • @sope3628
    @sope3628 4 года назад +1009

    Guys, I think you're underestimating how many people eat whiIe watching the show

    • @three-stripes
      @three-stripes 4 года назад +43

      WTF.. That first few minutes was so bad I had to throw away my coffee and take a shower.

    • @Stargirlsadie
      @Stargirlsadie 4 года назад +8

      @@three-stripes Fr Ethan went way too far this time

    • @three-stripes
      @three-stripes 4 года назад +7

      @@Stargirlsadie I'll agree this time. My stomach is still fucked from that.

    • @julekenyon
      @julekenyon 4 года назад +5

      BRUH Bruhson lmfaooo i was eating wings

    • @Ariesgrigio
      @Ariesgrigio 4 года назад +17

      I literally only watch this when I’m eating. Stop with the grossness :(

  • @Blueeyes9999Games
    @Blueeyes9999Games 4 года назад +635

    Me: dinners ready, excited for the new episode
    ethan: so alfredo just licked his own shit and threw it up over and over again

    • @blamblam8743
      @blamblam8743 4 года назад +1

      @@ShoeNice22videos o7 respect to shoenice the real h3 supporter

    • @cookiemonsterqp
      @cookiemonsterqp 4 года назад +10

      i’ve learned time and time again that this is the wrong show to watch while eating

    • @Z0mbie432
      @Z0mbie432 4 года назад +1

      Also Ethan needs a shit he only got half out with coffee before he got to work

    • @warriorcanuck697
      @warriorcanuck697 4 года назад

      Same bruh

    • @k8eekatt
      @k8eekatt 4 года назад

      @@ShoeNice22videos is this your next chow challenge??

  • @Frankie1rose
    @Frankie1rose 4 года назад +727

    The “I would shit standing” from Hila, and the silence after from everyones disbelief KILLED me 😂

    • @Frankie1rose
      @Frankie1rose 4 года назад +34

      Please sound bite that

    • @Skittlespillygog
      @Skittlespillygog 4 года назад +4

      timestamp please

    • @noryxos
      @noryxos 4 года назад +36

      31:02

    • @Qb3nsis
      @Qb3nsis 4 года назад +20

      Never thought Hila was full crazy until her rant about public toilets.

    • @sushirs6770
      @sushirs6770 4 года назад +7

      LMFAO! Ethans reply got me too, "you wouldn't shit standing."

  • @missjackrabbit9961
    @missjackrabbit9961 4 года назад +2302

    i would enjoy being put on payroll..... that list took a very long time 😢

    • @AdrianLopez-ux7ts
      @AdrianLopez-ux7ts 4 года назад +82

      Miss Jackrabbit queen

    • @mitchellhafford6058
      @mitchellhafford6058 4 года назад +62

      legend

    • @kevindube7096
      @kevindube7096 4 года назад +125

      You deserve nothing you goddamn nerd.
      Also, stats are important and praise be to you for your efforts 🙏🏾

    • @missjackrabbit9961
      @missjackrabbit9961 4 года назад +31

      @@kevindube7096 HAH thank you :)

    • @Spaguuty
      @Spaguuty 4 года назад +24

      Thanks for crunching them numbers fam

  • @CaitlinJeanRussell
    @CaitlinJeanRussell 4 года назад +206

    Ethan stopping mid sentence to tell Hila she’s beautiful is the most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen

  • @voxifera2300
    @voxifera2300 3 года назад +114

    It's always weird watching people in the Before Times, not knowing they're on the eve of one of the scariest times in recent history. I'm glad I wasn't the only one who was freaking out about it months before lockdown.

    • @Se7en_Things
      @Se7en_Things 2 года назад +4

      it's like watching the start of a scary movie

    • @xSwordLilyx
      @xSwordLilyx 2 года назад +3

      I still remember losing sleep over the leaks coming out of china

    • @toltorg
      @toltorg Год назад +3

      Even weirder to think it took at best 6 weeks from this episode being posted for most of the world to respond. Some even longer. Unreal.

    • @AllTheArtsy
      @AllTheArtsy Год назад +1

      It made no sense that people didnt think they would be affected and that it was like gonna be quarantine for 2 weeks. As soon as the credible news came out and started mounting in January, I already told my family to stock up on shelf stable food, medicine and protective gear. By March when my office went full WFH, I told my officemates I will see them in 2022 and they just laughed at me.

    • @Zoroaster4
      @Zoroaster4 Месяц назад

      This episode was what convinced me it was probably not going to be good. I talked to my mom immediately after and she didn't think it was anything to worry about. It's kinda funny rewatching the COVID clip after knowing how everything turned out.

  • @cooper.heydon
    @cooper.heydon 4 года назад +4702

    All the girls at my school wear Teddy Fresh and they don't even know about you guys and I know that's Hilas dream so congratulations

    • @Laremy
      @Laremy 4 года назад +96

      Master Coop pics or it didn’t happen

    • @turboflamez161
      @turboflamez161 4 года назад +913

      @@Laremy Laremy out here trying to finesse himself some schoolgirl pics.

    • @cooper.heydon
      @cooper.heydon 4 года назад +90

      You can't comment a picture dumbo

    • @chystal9161
      @chystal9161 4 года назад +106

      @@cooper.heydon you can link a pic, spud

    • @dewilew2137
      @dewilew2137 4 года назад +132

      Laremy highly questionable request, but ok 👌🏽

  • @samfisher8850
    @samfisher8850 4 года назад +1602

    And suddenly Post Malone’s bunker isn’t sounding so crazy

    • @yomamasfuckboy6893
      @yomamasfuckboy6893 4 года назад +10

      A little bit, who says the vírus cant go to the bunker

    • @xonerate371
      @xonerate371 4 года назад +38

      Who says all these twats aren’t trying to get sheckles (views) from the fear. It bullshit kids, more people get sick from the common cold, this is no different. Don’t Fear, have a kids, love your family and crush. Peace.

    • @brattiestclub009
      @brattiestclub009 4 года назад +15

      i wish he went on the podcast again

    • @Kyle-kv6ur
      @Kyle-kv6ur 4 года назад +28

      Ziggy Z many people die from the common cold, and the flu, which kills ~30,000 people per year, and the Chinese coronavirus has only killed ~130 people. this disease is being blown way out of proportion by the media because it gets them views/clicks, which pay for their income.

    • @datboy3056
      @datboy3056 4 года назад +10

      @@Kyle-kv6ur 130 people... it's been how many days?

  • @aidenhunt103
    @aidenhunt103 4 года назад +137

    1:22:37 was the most wholesome moment in the history of this podcast

    • @ritikshukla1788
      @ritikshukla1788 4 года назад +30

      Funny story same thing happened to me last week i was just sitting with my girl hanging out at a park and and all of a sudden it struck me she just looked so...beautiful.....but yeah we broke up 2 days ago

    • @mclovin8802
      @mclovin8802 4 года назад +6

      hah

    • @georgekearney8595
      @georgekearney8595 4 года назад +6

      @@ritikshukla1788 hope you're okay

    • @ritikshukla1788
      @ritikshukla1788 4 года назад +3

      @@georgekearney8595 yea it gets better over time ;)

    • @ritikshukla1788
      @ritikshukla1788 4 года назад +1

      @@mclovin8802 😂😂

  • @noahlarson8884
    @noahlarson8884 4 года назад +212

    "kobe was known for his head game" - Ethan

    • @Ehretyhoter
      @Ehretyhoter 4 года назад +11

      Noah Larson got to this comment at the same moment as Ethan said this in podcast lol

    • @10billionsubswithnovidscha4
      @10billionsubswithnovidscha4 4 года назад +7

      I feel like I should be triggered by this comment but I’m not

    • @miguelwintertoes9695
      @miguelwintertoes9695 3 года назад

      10 billion subs With no vids challenge oh my god you’re a human!

  • @Lord_Killionaire
    @Lord_Killionaire 4 года назад +1607

    Me: Sits down to eat lunch
    Ethan: "So Alfredo ate diarrhea and puked it up on our bed"

  • @desmondgreer7384
    @desmondgreer7384 4 года назад +527

    I didn’t realize that Zach has such a great singing voice. Also Ethan saying people aren’t taking the virus seriously with “MY CORONA” blaring is amazing

    • @maxmedina333
      @maxmedina333 4 года назад +2

      exactly. XD honestly this virus just goes to show, survival of the fittest. just kidding but I dont think its a huge concern.

    • @SavantAudiosurf
      @SavantAudiosurf 4 года назад +1

      I'm glad I started my collection of gas masks last year purely out of fascination. I'm up to 4 masks now. I work at a wastewater facility and just wanted a collection of gas masks because I thought they looked cool and carry an eerie vibe and history. I bought a few of them from Amazon.

    • @strongethan1583
      @strongethan1583 4 года назад +1

      He is the sound lad better make some good sounds

    • @Tr4vieB
      @Tr4vieB 4 года назад

      do you think listening to my corona would make you feel better about the sullen and depressive times we're in? in that way it would b serious but with you still laughing. Please remember to laugh at sad in right way everyone.

    • @clementine2234
      @clementine2234 4 года назад

      @@maxmedina333 It's actually a super huge concern but mainly for the people in China. It's super dangerous for them right now. The rest of the world, not so much. Which is why we aren't hearing a shit ton about it on the news, but I'm sure its the only thing on TV in China. They're even telling them to not leave their house

  • @charlesclark4497
    @charlesclark4497 3 года назад +20

    Feels weird watching this a year later

  • @mollywilson5091
    @mollywilson5091 4 года назад +48

    I am a teacher, and I have a number of Chinese students who went home for Chinese New Year. They were supposed to be home last week, but now are saying they might not be able to come back at all. Google is blocked in China, so I have no communication with these kids. However, some of their friends who are still in school have been telling me it is worse than the media has portrayed, like Ethan was saying.

    • @dirtydan5281
      @dirtydan5281 3 года назад +6

      i noticed this comment was from a year ago so im curious, were you ever able to get back in contact with them? how did everything pan out?

    • @achdetoni5008
      @achdetoni5008 2 года назад

      It's China. They probably got into prison for communicating with people out of China and accusing the government of lying.

  • @aagusstinaa
    @aagusstinaa 4 года назад +196

    H3: I don't think people are taking this virus thing seriously
    Also H3: MY CORONAA

  • @christempleton9656
    @christempleton9656 4 года назад +378

    out of context Ethan:
    "He finished before me, and I was done basically the same time. And I was just standing in the stall in shame waiting for him to leave because I was so embarrassed to come out at the same time." 🤔

    • @Noggenfogger1
      @Noggenfogger1 4 года назад +4

      @@ShoeNice22videos damn it's official shoenice

    • @fibbintiggins2858
      @fibbintiggins2858 4 года назад +4

      @@ShoeNice22videos eitherrrrrrrr wayyyyyyyyyy

    • @bro.lansky
      @bro.lansky 4 года назад +2

      😂😂

    • @christempleton9656
      @christempleton9656 4 года назад +2

      I feel so honored, Shoenice

    • @kobygates
      @kobygates 4 года назад +2

      Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing😐

  • @meganfanzega8269
    @meganfanzega8269 4 года назад +389

    Ethan : * wonders why they can’t do the podcast live anymore *
    *3 minutes of nickers*

    • @Teah8cbdude
      @Teah8cbdude 4 года назад +13

      True lol... Even if it isn't the N word, it's so close that it just shouldn't be said so many times.

    • @meganfanzega8269
      @meganfanzega8269 4 года назад

      IanSucks it’s so touchy . I feel like I don’t have a valid say just because I’m full European. Right ? As someone who is fully white I can’t add a valued opinion as whats right and wrong in a racial debate. And I’m okay with that! Because I don’t understand the discrimination that comes with racial slurs . Sorry if this comes off preachy! I’ve been Drinkin lolll

    • @BlueisNotaWarmColour
      @BlueisNotaWarmColour 4 года назад +1

      @@meganfanzega8269 you're trying to be compassionate, which is great, but the notion that you aren't capable of forming an opinion at all because of your genetics is silly and illogical.

    • @meganfanzega8269
      @meganfanzega8269 4 года назад +3

      The Lukanator I would like to see where I said I wasn’t capable of forming an opinion . I have one. But is it valid? Nope? Why ? Cause it doesn’t effect me. I didn’t think I’d have to spell that out for anyone.
      You can’t sit there and say anyone has a valid opinion on this subject expect for the people it directly effects .
      Especially the ones that don’t find it offensive.
      I don’t retard jokes offensive but you know who might, people who would be considered retarded . Try it with someone else .

    • @meganfanzega8269
      @meganfanzega8269 4 года назад

      The Lukanator if you need to know the difference between not having an opinion and keeping your opinion to urself . You’re on the perfect website for how to videos !

  • @terriesmith415
    @terriesmith415 4 года назад +27

    1:22:39 Ethan just stops talking and looks at his wife and says you look really beautiful. And that just made my heart so happy!!!

  • @markkimo
    @markkimo 4 года назад +684

    Ethan: Pewdiepie will be joining us Wednesday.
    Ethan on Wednesday: JK here's a whole episode about poop and the Coronavirus

    • @SeekersSupernatural
      @SeekersSupernatural 4 года назад +1

      markkimo 😂😂😂

    • @MidwesternFilthMixes
      @MidwesternFilthMixes 4 года назад +6

      Ellis Dee this podcast sucks balls

    • @andrewsdakoolest
      @andrewsdakoolest 4 года назад +1

      lolol

    • @djonin91
      @djonin91 4 года назад +1

      @Ellis Dee Ethan is just a real life version of Tim Heidecker at this point

    • @reyvilla8501
      @reyvilla8501 4 года назад +3

      ETHAN: I'M WEARING PANTS..
      hila: You're wearing shorts
      I swear this guy is a genius or a very very very lucky re-re.. either way vapenation4evah

  • @davidportebeckefeld7415
    @davidportebeckefeld7415 4 года назад +305

    Ethan Logic: Waits until the other guy leaves the bathroom to exit the stall
    Also Ethan: Tells millions of people what he did in the stall

    • @mtheg7220
      @mtheg7220 4 года назад +6

      David Porte Beckefeld yeah that logic really went down the shitter

    • @tacoman6293
      @tacoman6293 4 года назад +4

      @@mtheg7220 thats a shitty joke

    • @flambo9950
      @flambo9950 4 года назад +3

      Its different when it's in person

    • @tacoman6293
      @tacoman6293 4 года назад

      @@ShoeNice22videos will u be my dad

  • @Overgross
    @Overgross 4 года назад +53

    “I can hold it 9 minutes”
    runs out of room to shit 3 minutes later

  • @andyk1620
    @andyk1620 4 года назад +35

    in the beginning I thought they were talking about their baby throwing up and shitting and going behind the bed

  • @Jacket430
    @Jacket430 4 года назад +780

    Ethan: Says something uninformed
    Dan: Comes in with polite correction
    Ethan: DAN WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH

    • @sambray
      @sambray 4 года назад +29

      Dan is a pedantic ass hole that thinks he’s a lot smarter than he is. I’m so sick of him overstepping his mark on this show and interjecting with attempted corrections that often aren’t true

    • @tylerchamberlain4552
      @tylerchamberlain4552 4 года назад +1

      Example? Grouping all black music as Urban is a bit racist, that doesnt make every use of the word racist.

    • @gokakarotku
      @gokakarotku 4 года назад +10

      sammyyy_b shut up

    • @elontusk8018
      @elontusk8018 4 года назад +48

      sammyyy_b Ethan is quite often wrong, I appreciate dan

    • @misteranderson8618
      @misteranderson8618 4 года назад +5

      @@sambray they don't know what sarcasm is, the poor little buggers

  • @bencastagno5676
    @bencastagno5676 4 года назад +537

    I couldn’t stop thinking about Theo Von calling every black guy an “urban gentleman”

    • @Jordan-cs6bn
      @Jordan-cs6bn 4 года назад +21

      Ben Castagno we give him a pass tho😂, and bonus points coz it’s Theo

    • @randomrandy4022
      @randomrandy4022 4 года назад +14

      @@ShoeNice22videos you can come back on the show if you drink that girls spit. Only then

    • @clickbaitcancer120
      @clickbaitcancer120 4 года назад +3

      To be fair if I had to have my soul eaten I would want Shoenice to eat it.

    • @weaver6341
      @weaver6341 4 года назад

      Ooooohhhh that’s where I’ve heard that lmao.

    • @johnnyfuentes888
      @johnnyfuentes888 4 года назад

      lol

  • @kuumaliimam1es
    @kuumaliimam1es 4 года назад +158

    "2% of 100 million is 20million" - Ethan the mathematician

    • @stevencosnyka7698
      @stevencosnyka7698 4 года назад

      any idiot can have a podcast evidently

    • @user-dd9hc4cw3z
      @user-dd9hc4cw3z 3 года назад +8

      @@stevencosnyka7698 one mistake doesn't make you an idiot

    • @user-dd9hc4cw3z
      @user-dd9hc4cw3z 3 года назад +4

      @@stevencosnyka7698 leaving negative comments on youtube however could be a sign of idiocy 👀

  • @isaact8810
    @isaact8810 3 года назад +35

    Ai Ian was born in this episode, a piece of history on the H3 podcast.

    • @dylanchadderton1
      @dylanchadderton1 3 года назад

      which part?

    • @willjah958
      @willjah958 3 года назад

      I heard him mention it and thought he ripped space time

  • @SuperHoneyOil
    @SuperHoneyOil 4 года назад +116

    1:17:10 for cornavirus topic

  • @bre9232
    @bre9232 4 года назад +245

    Ethan: says something
    Hila: disagrees
    Dan: no
    Ian: withholds opinion
    Zach: doesn't speak unless spoken to

    • @llamawearingsombrero6764
      @llamawearingsombrero6764 4 года назад +11

      Bre Lightfoot H3 podcast in a nutshell

    • @liamgoodenough8947
      @liamgoodenough8947 4 года назад +7

      *cue fartnoise*

    • @johnnys7875
      @johnnys7875 4 года назад +1

      What is Ian's purpose at this point?

    • @sahajamatya
      @sahajamatya 4 года назад

      Potato Bond press some buttons

    • @lucifa0
      @lucifa0 4 года назад +2

      Ethan: back me up zack!
      Zack: (clueless of what's going on) Yeah i agree with Ethan on that one
      Hila: *sighs*

  • @disguy7059
    @disguy7059 4 года назад +37

    Hila: "Why do construction people have to start so early?"
    My dad who's a carpenter this morning: *Wakes me up at 4:00AM*
    True story. It's real.

    • @disguy7059
      @disguy7059 4 года назад

      @@ShoeNice22videos are you really shoenice? This is wicked!

    • @jondwyer9323
      @jondwyer9323 4 года назад +2

      It’s because of how hot it gets at noon. If you start later, you can’t get as much work done before the heat gets its worst. That’s the reason most people working outside take lunch at noon.

    • @disguy7059
      @disguy7059 4 года назад

      @@jondwyer9323 We usually work on kitchens and bathrooms. Most are indoors. I think it's just a carpenter thing.

  • @SgtBuck01
    @SgtBuck01 4 года назад +165

    Remember:
    Shout "Kobe!" for accuracy.
    Shout "YEET" for distance.

    • @BerdFly
      @BerdFly 4 года назад +7

      Yeet is used by 2000s kids

    • @BlueBikeGuy
      @BlueBikeGuy 4 года назад +2

      @@BerdFly it started in 2014 though

    • @BerdFly
      @BerdFly 4 года назад +2

      @@BlueBikeGuy exactly 😂 dudes that started saying "kobe" started having kids, by that time

    • @GingerHead.
      @GingerHead. 4 года назад +3

      For both yell kobeet

    • @desocialistcat
      @desocialistcat 4 года назад

      Also yeet for power

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 4 года назад +295

    I'm starting to be suspicious that Zach's "I know what you're talking about." may just be a sound bite.

  • @mymombeetsme9966
    @mymombeetsme9966 4 года назад +149

    Being a carpenter, I can tell you we start early because it’s the cooler part of the mornings compared to the hot evenings

    • @Ultraviolent_Light
      @Ultraviolent_Light 4 года назад +19

      Yeah, exactly! I was a Carpenter Apprentice, it gets hot as fuck up in those places. And the sun burns, damn. But of course no one knows that unless they've worked in a place like that.

    • @NateTillsonn
      @NateTillsonn 4 года назад +5

      What about winter's ? I worked construction for a few weeks (hated it and quit lol) and we'd start at like 7am mid winter. Never understood why

    • @lagunalibre117
      @lagunalibre117 4 года назад +1

      I got some weirdos starting sometimes at 4:30am dumping loud rocks and stuff building a building 1 block away from my window WHY

    • @huntzyy4932
      @huntzyy4932 4 года назад +2

      In Scotland construction workers still star early :/

    • @jamesmackey8857
      @jamesmackey8857 4 года назад +12

      Sorry we are interrupting your precious sleep. God, that pisses me off. We work outside. It gets dark early, and theres bad traffic at rush hour.

  • @mrbamwastaken
    @mrbamwastaken 4 года назад +18

    This aged well

  • @Annjellykah184
    @Annjellykah184 3 года назад +7

    Watching this is in May 2021 as Melbourne Australia is about to go into another lockdown 😬😬

    • @RealElongatedMuskrat
      @RealElongatedMuskrat 2 года назад +2

      Watching in July 2021 in the UK seeing the variants just wrecking the place 👁️👄👁️

  • @skm1894
    @skm1894 4 года назад +185

    Ethan: Alfredo is puking diarrhea
    *disco music intensifies*

  • @darrenplace5562
    @darrenplace5562 4 года назад +525

    Ethan: Is too embarrassed to show his face after taking a poop
    Also Ethan: Tells 2.14 million people about it

    • @ianmcnab8751
      @ianmcnab8751 4 года назад

      Darren Place if it gets him views, then y not? That’s prob y.

    • @emanuelsauz12345
      @emanuelsauz12345 4 года назад +7

      ian mcnab your an idiot

    • @liammullen2144
      @liammullen2144 4 года назад

      The man is a paradox

    • @sageanderson6596
      @sageanderson6596 4 года назад

      ian mcnab 🤦‍♂️

    • @molsondutch93
      @molsondutch93 4 года назад +3

      I feel like it's worse to face the guy in person though, especially since he had to smell it 😂

  • @TealAV
    @TealAV 4 года назад +63

    "why do they want to start at 8am"?
    because we like to be home for dinner mate, or we'd get less money that day. Start earlier, and get off work earlier. Later morning starts always suck

    • @alexanderblack4833
      @alexanderblack4833 4 года назад +18

      The point is you are disrupting a rich man's sleep you pleb. Your time is not as valuable as his. Obviously.🙃🙃😂

    • @vincentgallegos3689
      @vincentgallegos3689 4 года назад +6

      Bro fr Ethan always comments on it like people in construction just want to disrupt other people's lives xDD

    • @chza1181
      @chza1181 4 года назад +8

      I work night shifts 12am to 8am, a long construction project next door is like a nightmare that never ends.
      But I can’t blame them for doing their job.

    • @joesosa41
      @joesosa41 4 года назад +1

      He said they leave at 3 anyway. Dinner doesn't start after round 4 unless you are retired.

  • @petehoch
    @petehoch 3 года назад +19

    Watching this is like time traveling , oh how I wish you were wrong in this

  • @Fxxxxb99
    @Fxxxxb99 4 года назад +291

    1:22:37 i want a husband that would still after 12 years of marriage suddenly stop talking about a deadly disease and tell me i'm beautiful

    • @aztec2281
      @aztec2281 4 года назад +24

      RIGHT THIS REALLY WARMED MY HEART

    • @HeelTaker7
      @HeelTaker7 4 года назад +4

      And I want a partner who still genuinely appreciates a compliment after 12 years.
      What a great couple

    • @raed5328
      @raed5328 4 года назад

      That was a special beautiful moment

  • @motocache6645
    @motocache6645 4 года назад +320

    "2% of a hundred million is twenty million people" - Ethan Klein, Nobel Mathematician

    • @llamawearingsombrero6764
      @llamawearingsombrero6764 4 года назад

      Jesus Christ Stnks

    • @peter19.
      @peter19. 4 года назад +23

      He protec
      He attac
      But most importantly he methemattac

    • @me_too_thanks5062
      @me_too_thanks5062 4 года назад +1

      FYI there's no Nobel prize for maths

    • @Kitsuragi556
      @Kitsuragi556 4 года назад +9

      @@me_too_thanks5062 Nobel prize for telling someone there's no nobel prize for something.

    • @macattack9184
      @macattack9184 4 года назад

      Lmao

  • @PsySlik
    @PsySlik 4 года назад +2

    Cool thanks for taking my outtro music Ethan. Great job, keep it up. Proud of you.

  • @MartinZeldaTP
    @MartinZeldaTP 4 года назад +433

    Ethan: People need to start taking this more seriously.
    Also Ethan: Myyyy Corona

  • @aimee_marisa
    @aimee_marisa 4 года назад +236

    1:22:36
    Ethan: It’s horrible they’ve run out of medical masks to protect themselves-Oh you look really beautiful Hila.
    😂💗

    • @nathansamra2415
      @nathansamra2415 4 года назад +9

      Aimee Shuck that was such a cute moment 😂

    • @HoundsBane
      @HoundsBane 4 года назад +6

      Was scrolling just as he said it 😂 ❤️

    • @joshantebi4126
      @joshantebi4126 4 года назад +4

      They had a Jim and Pam moment

    • @joshantebi4126
      @joshantebi4126 4 года назад

      @@ShoeNice22videos Thank Yeaawwww for the comment!

  • @Kayyylma0
    @Kayyylma0 4 года назад +65

    I'm like crying over Kobe's death, and then it's just "KNICKERS, KNICKERS, KNICKERS--"

  • @hanasong8296
    @hanasong8296 4 года назад +16

    construction workers have to start early to account for unforeseen problems that arise during the projects that would set them back and require more daylight to finish.

    • @AZ-wr3dh
      @AZ-wr3dh 4 года назад +1

      The main reason they start early and finish early is to avoid the heat because they usually work outside. My dad works construction and real estate. Its because of the sun and heat basically.

    • @hanasong8296
      @hanasong8296 4 года назад

      @@AZ-wr3dh im thinking of indoor contractors as well. they always start jobs early to fit more into the day

  • @benwilkins7837
    @benwilkins7837 4 года назад +317

    Ethan stopping mid segmant to tell hila she's beautiful hit me right in the feels. You guys are awesome.

    • @stophoee
      @stophoee 4 года назад +1

      Ben Wilkins whats the time stamp?

    • @benwilkins7837
      @benwilkins7837 4 года назад +6

      1:22:39 my dude ✌️

    • @Rinus93
      @Rinus93 4 года назад +6

      Me too. I aww'd hard. The love they have for each other really shines through!

  • @asparrow_
    @asparrow_ 4 года назад +255

    why do i even try to eat during this podcast

    • @dr.grapegissilent2353
      @dr.grapegissilent2353 4 года назад +13

      Im eating right now but i never knew they like shit so much🤔

    • @MegaMoegreen
      @MegaMoegreen 4 года назад +5

      😂 it’s so hit or miss with them. But yes it can get very gross...:

    • @paulasl
      @paulasl 4 года назад +1

      Literally me, eating breakfast right now, while Ethan is talking about his shit

    • @tacoman6293
      @tacoman6293 4 года назад +1

      Idk why i turn this on when i eat lunch at work and when i eat dinner at home i had to skip the first part

    • @oliverxhmll
      @oliverxhmll 4 года назад +1

      He actually stopped talking about shitting for quite some time but made a comeback with this episode talking about his and his dog's diarrhea for 30 mins

  • @bluedot7817
    @bluedot7817 4 года назад +11

    My whole family listens to the podcast while eating lunch.

  • @kalef1234
    @kalef1234 3 года назад +8

    Ethan called it on the virus!

  • @benvanbroeckhuijsen6249
    @benvanbroeckhuijsen6249 4 года назад +126

    “It’s shit that’s been puked out, so it’s also vomit” Hila killing it lately

    • @hanahshaw
      @hanahshaw 4 года назад +1

      Ben van Broeckhuijsen i read this comment right as she said it...

    • @googoogaga9775
      @googoogaga9775 4 года назад

      hanah vlogs I was just about to comment the same thing.

    • @Shuffffff
      @Shuffffff 4 года назад

      Brown Funnel Noodles I was literally going to make this comment

  • @jennasimmons5663
    @jennasimmons5663 4 года назад +159

    CORONAVIRUS TIMESTAMP 1:17:49

    • @randi4321
      @randi4321 4 года назад +10

      this needs to be bumped higher. I was scrolling far for this 👍 thanks!

    • @jakecorshia
      @jakecorshia 4 года назад +5

      OMG
      FINALLY

    • @billysm00th
      @billysm00th 4 года назад +4

      Waaaaay more likes!

    • @OmniKoneko
      @OmniKoneko 4 года назад +6

      Thanks dude, I'd rather not listen to the rambling about their dog and such

    • @okamieee6830
      @okamieee6830 4 года назад +3

      Thanks kwen

  • @battlq6421
    @battlq6421 2 года назад +7

    Man this is nostalgic

  • @yowhatupian
    @yowhatupian 3 года назад +5

    At 1:57:00 Ethan even mentions how devastating it would be in India. Pretty good call.

  • @ezrabrewer294
    @ezrabrewer294 4 года назад +335

    *starts podcast after sitting down to eat breakfast*
    Ethan: So when Alfredo has diarrhea he eats it and pukes it up

    • @Jetski1337
      @Jetski1337 4 года назад +4

      hahahah i had noodles in my mouth at that time 😂😂😂

    • @robertbogan225
      @robertbogan225 4 года назад

      To lazy to clean up after your dog? Let him eat it.

    • @annekira
      @annekira 4 года назад

      Ezra Brewer same

    • @ezraprzytyk
      @ezraprzytyk 4 года назад +3

      Sup Ezra?

    • @angelagrayson222
      @angelagrayson222 4 года назад +2

      Right! I just sat down to eat my lunch, ready to watch the podcast, then had to suffer thru his sermon on diarrhea and vomit.
      What did I expect tho?

  • @putakunta1768
    @putakunta1768 4 года назад +141

    I always cook and then eat when I'm listening to the podcast. Needless to say the beginning segment was lovely.

  • @iamesselle
    @iamesselle 2 года назад +7

    Watching this and going into year 3… fascinating to hear perspectives from so early on.

  • @RAK00N2
    @RAK00N2 4 года назад +6

    ETHAN! Giving your dog Alfredo a little bit of fresh pineapple with his meal(s) should help him from eating his own feces. Pineapple contains an enzyme called bromelain that when digested makes the feces taste very bitter to the dog. Just make sure to check with your vet to see how much to give him with his meal(s).

  • @TheElliotEquation
    @TheElliotEquation 4 года назад +195

    Ethan: People aren't taking the Coronavirus serious enough
    Also Ethan: commissioned custom coronavirus meme that he plays every time the topic comes up

    • @morganeohlig7130
      @morganeohlig7130 4 года назад +1

      Sammy Gadberry Yeah that’s pretty terribly thought out.

    • @CallMeKittyRawrr
      @CallMeKittyRawrr 4 года назад +4

      I literally just heard that the corona virus potentially came from a warfare lab and China is trying to lower population I’m not surprised don’t know if it’s true or not but wow.

    • @AnimeOverdose1
      @AnimeOverdose1 4 года назад +3

      You fight it with humor as well

    • @AmreeHolliday
      @AmreeHolliday 4 года назад

      Your right they aren't... Many keep comparing it to the flu. It's actually more lethal than the flu but it's much more that factors into why people should be concerned about the Coronavirus. People don't walk around contagious with the flu for 12 days with no symptoms but the Coronavirus does. We also have a vaccine for the flu to prevent mass spread however we don't for the Coronavirus and even if we thought we found one today, it would still take more than a year of research on rats then humans to confirm a working cure that would still have to he massed produced globally. My 2 year old about 3 months ago had a slight runny nose with no congestion. He was acting find the night I put him to bed but literally hours later he became very uncomfortable and by morning he had became lethargic and was having problems breathing. We went immediately to the doctor where they confirmed his oxygen level were 82. They called an ambulance immediately and gave him oxygen and 2 treatments which push his oxygen levels back up by the time he made it to the hospital. Anyways he ended up spending 2 days in the hospital where they diagnosed him with a slight bit of pneumonia. If a slight bit of pneumonia can do that to a toddler, I can't imagine what a more severe case could do which just another factor why people ahould be more concerned about a foreign sickness none of our bodies know that causes pneumonia. This is why so many are still sick in hospital and very few have been released.

    • @CallMeKittyRawrr
      @CallMeKittyRawrr 4 года назад

      baby bean _ damn that’s a big yikes

  • @SutherlandYo
    @SutherlandYo 4 года назад +73

    Every time a H3 Podcast is uploaded I grab something to eat. Every time I regret it.

  • @ethansilva9562
    @ethansilva9562 4 года назад +10

    1:22:40 I You can physically see Hila's heart melting

  • @granudo
    @granudo 4 года назад +5

    Ethan was right all along. Here in Germany it wasn't taken seriously until recently by Mid March. Just fucking stupid.

    • @cancan4979
      @cancan4979 4 года назад +1

      I came back to this video and saw I didn’t want to watch past the first 30 mins. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Could of had cleaning supplies on deck Id I kept on. But I also got sick the 1st of month and still am so slept a lot after work and stuff.

  • @tommygilfert
    @tommygilfert 4 года назад +184

    Ethan talking about the Coronavirus is like when Michael became the smartest guy in the office for a day.

    • @luhe8
      @luhe8 4 года назад +41

      thinking about it now, Ethan has major Michael Scott energy

    • @kevlon_
      @kevlon_ 4 года назад +18

      his fucking fearmongerin is off the charts, jesus

    • @idontcaresir
      @idontcaresir 4 года назад +5

      Please change your profile pic.

    • @princevegeta7487
      @princevegeta7487 4 года назад +4

      @@idontcaresir Please do the same

    • @idontcaresir
      @idontcaresir 4 года назад

      @@princevegeta7487 blank profile is even worse.

  • @psychoslayer6808
    @psychoslayer6808 4 года назад +197

    Ethan during the MeUndies ad: “I’m a voluptuous young man. I have curves and I have needs.”

  • @chillflorist2810
    @chillflorist2810 3 года назад +9

    1:31:00 I remember when people were being told that the regular masks did squat. I can't believe that was a thing, luckily it's well known that they do help a lot.

  • @briellabrown7563
    @briellabrown7563 4 года назад +16

    I thought dan and ian were the same person until I started binge watching the podcasts lmao

  • @lilsouffle9155
    @lilsouffle9155 4 года назад +119

    Not only did they turn their heads at the same time, BUT BLINKED AT THE SAME TIME!!!?

  • @nicogularte
    @nicogularte 4 года назад +124

    Zach in unbelievably talented with the soundboard.

    • @chystal9161
      @chystal9161 4 года назад +1

      I hope that's a joke

    • @peco3806
      @peco3806 4 года назад +25

      Chystal
      No it’s fucking not.

    • @armando1is1great
      @armando1is1great 4 года назад +8

      @@chystal9161 I see you hatin all over the comments

    • @chystal9161
      @chystal9161 4 года назад +1

      @@peco3806 it should be. He is trash on the soundboard.
      Constantly repeating unfunny crap, always late... Trash.

    • @chystal9161
      @chystal9161 4 года назад

      @@armando1is1great cute. You clicked my profile.
      I see you hating on Ethan and Hila in the comments too boo

  • @Anna-fi9ex
    @Anna-fi9ex 4 года назад +5

    1:22:38 made me wanna cry, Ethan is so appreciating of her and doesnt take her for granted

  • @assole310
    @assole310 4 года назад +4

    As a construction worker I dont think you realize how busy a work day is and it requires a lot of early starts and running all over town. Love ya fellas and papa bless.

  • @ericjousma9215
    @ericjousma9215 4 года назад +376

    Regarding another powerpoint presentation, I'm just going to pitch it again - Dan should work with Ian to explain the evils of Bill Gates. We never got Dan's information on this, and I for one am very curious.

    • @cheetobandito6307
      @cheetobandito6307 4 года назад +4

      I'm for this.

    • @AZ-wr3dh
      @AZ-wr3dh 4 года назад +3

      Can someone explain?

    • @nicoleacuna7249
      @nicoleacuna7249 4 года назад +1

      Yesss pleasee

    • @trashatgaming2969
      @trashatgaming2969 4 года назад +1

      Where do I sign?

    • @justinhosey8301
      @justinhosey8301 4 года назад

      @@AZ-wr3dh, Ethan made a comment about Bill Gates doing some good for the world. Dan got super defensive and criticized Ethan for not being "woke" and not knowing how "evil" of a person Bill Gates is. But then Dan failed to really provide any substance to defend his position.

  • @theirishasian8291
    @theirishasian8291 4 года назад +143

    Love how awkward hila got when Ethan called her beautiful u can feel their love

  • @IGP
    @IGP 4 года назад +3

    Buy a GoXLR for reverb and other cool effects. 1 button press, super customizable.

  • @Louise446
    @Louise446 3 года назад +11

    Wow Ethan is a psychic 🔮I'm here from the future and its a COVID 🌎

  • @vmofu7317
    @vmofu7317 4 года назад +88

    Someone needs to make a complication of Dan readjusting his mic incessantly for 32 minutes

    • @bm-ok7sq
      @bm-ok7sq 4 года назад +3

      That's really complicated to make

    • @kylegordy113
      @kylegordy113 4 года назад +2

      b m dont complicate things

  • @antoniozuniga2782
    @antoniozuniga2782 4 года назад +58

    When Ethan just calls out Hila on how beautiful she looked so suddenly in mid corona virus
    conversation and catching her off guard is legit goals

  • @thisdamnchannel
    @thisdamnchannel 4 года назад +26

    *sits down w dinner, clicks play*
    Ethan within the first minute: “so my dog shat and puked and then ate it”

    • @laurafelkai7692
      @laurafelkai7692 3 года назад +1

      the exact same thing happened to me hahahaha

  • @Flurgburglr
    @Flurgburglr 4 года назад +45

    1:29:11
    "2% of 100 million is 20 million people" ...nope
    "That's more than every war we've ever fought combined"....definitely not.

  • @annaekner5664
    @annaekner5664 4 года назад +213

    *2% of a hundred million is twenty million people*
    oh ethan, dear

    • @younewser
      @younewser 4 года назад +30

      Anna Ekner 2 million would still be a shit load of people

    • @TheBest14184
      @TheBest14184 4 года назад +2

      He got the first one right with the 2% of 1 million, just didn’t scale up very well lmao

    • @mikewhite9548
      @mikewhite9548 4 года назад

      well they did say just before that the range is 2-10%. not great math but not as bad as just the 2

    • @HeavyHeartsShow
      @HeavyHeartsShow 4 года назад +1

      The fear instinct tells us what it wants to haha

  • @matthew_thefallen
    @matthew_thefallen 4 года назад +194

    Me : eating
    H3 podcast: puke and diarrhea dogs

    • @LC-cp5lz
      @LC-cp5lz 4 года назад +4

      After eating: napkin
      H3 podcast: babywipe dipped in shit

    • @untailledv2154
      @untailledv2154 4 года назад

      I was eating a damn slice of pizza when he said this

    • @Dionysaspillar
      @Dionysaspillar 4 года назад

      Wtf is wrong with his dog, how stupid can it be?

    • @pierrotlavoie
      @pierrotlavoie 4 года назад

      Same for me. I skipped as soon i saw he was never stopping talking about that dog puking. fuck that

  • @marto123456able
    @marto123456able 3 года назад +6

    Ethan is so fucking smart. He saw coronas dangerousness really soon.

  • @dil3479
    @dil3479 4 года назад +10

    People in construction want to be around their families for those few hours in the afternoon the earlier you can start the earlier you’re back home

  • @mfaaaaa5678
    @mfaaaaa5678 4 года назад +75

    Sound bite Ethan saying “I had no choice hila” at 30:58

  • @cerissalopez5974
    @cerissalopez5974 4 года назад +63

    That Lil Xan "Get Out" sample in the opening track has me deceased

  • @itsbmd6225
    @itsbmd6225 4 года назад +5

    Damn, I didn't watch this podcast when it came out and now I wish I would have. The amount of accuracy in this video about the Coronavirus is insane and you basically predicted what is happening now. Crazy how it flew under the radar for so long.

  • @Thomaesthetics
    @Thomaesthetics 4 года назад +6

    You guys should’ve mentioned how the rock and metal categories are never shown on tv at the Grammys

  • @ivans.2678
    @ivans.2678 4 года назад +201

    Construction starts early because it's cooler in the morning and gets super hot during high noon

    • @mandymassey826
      @mandymassey826 4 года назад

      @@Ena48145 lmao

    • @averyleo3948
      @averyleo3948 4 года назад +8

      In addition, it's incredibly hard and unsafe to do things like roofing when it gets dark so starting at dawn means you get the work done faster and can move on to the next job.

    • @CMon_Jack
      @CMon_Jack 4 года назад +11

      And these people have real jobs and schedules to keep. Real world business

    • @CITLSOL
      @CITLSOL 4 года назад

      @@Ena48145 idk if you're in Cali but In around the LA area it's been getting warmer, and never really got cold lol, certainly not hot yet, but for someone in the sun working it might be.

    • @joshuasutton3461
      @joshuasutton3461 4 года назад +3

      Also most people have families and don't want to be working past 8pm

  • @joe6185
    @joe6185 4 года назад +22

    Awgh when he just said "you look really beautiful Hila" out of nowhere 😭
    At 1:22:37

  • @catchifyoucan232
    @catchifyoucan232 4 года назад +29

    “2% of 100 million is 20 million people.”
    Math isn’t your strong point, eh, Ethan?

    • @ugsdit5296
      @ugsdit5296 4 года назад +4

      bro, he thought that out and said it within 5 seconds of a 2 hour podcast, who gives a fuck

  • @Ehretyhoter
    @Ehretyhoter 4 года назад +28

    And here I was, staying in China, not allowed to leave home, thinking : oh, let’s watch some h3h3 to take my mind off the coronavirus 🙂

    • @LosezDAUGHTER
      @LosezDAUGHTER 4 года назад

      Mila Ost God bless.

    • @dantellor1024
      @dantellor1024 3 года назад +1

      If I can ask, how are things over there now?

  • @tyronewhitehead7551
    @tyronewhitehead7551 4 года назад +127

    Last time I was this early Ian liked his job

  • @jackninteman2611
    @jackninteman2611 4 года назад +26

    Ethan, my friends dog had really bad breath and eventually they found out that it was because of a rotten tooth. Might wanna get Shredder checked out

  • @JebediahSpringfield
    @JebediahSpringfield 4 года назад +15

    i dont know why i haven't yet learned not to bring food to this podcast

  • @Thecardiffkook
    @Thecardiffkook 2 года назад +6

    Ethan was right about Covid

  • @TheAcenightcreeper
    @TheAcenightcreeper 4 года назад +228

    “Zach to be fair..I. Haven’t found anything you dislike....”
    Zach: “I love yacht rock...”

    • @Iridescent_Peasant
      @Iridescent_Peasant 4 года назад +6

      Zack is the man. How does one not know Ride Like the Motherfugin' Wind?!

    • @hrs1414
      @hrs1414 4 года назад +1

      Shellbombs me and my boys blast that shit once the uber is nearby, its legendary

    • @mekenna_
      @mekenna_ 4 года назад +1

      I love Christopher Cross lol. I had a feeling Zach did too before he even mentioned it.

    • @Iridescent_Peasant
      @Iridescent_Peasant 4 года назад +1

      @@hrs1414 Nice. That's the way to do it!

    • @Iridescent_Peasant
      @Iridescent_Peasant 4 года назад

      @@mekenna_ Of course - that's because you have refined and superior taste (;

  • @atlasscaresalot2385
    @atlasscaresalot2385 4 года назад +164

    "Why do they have to start so early?"
    Have you ever been driving during rush hour to go home, and they are doing F***ING CONSTRUCTION ON THE FREEWAY AT 430PM!

    • @RandyGleason
      @RandyGleason 4 года назад +7

      Also, some people like to see their families in the evening...

    • @kisnpisn4919
      @kisnpisn4919 4 года назад +1

      in my country they sometimes start at 5.30

    • @jacksonv671
      @jacksonv671 4 года назад +3

      @@ShoeNice22videos Trying to get back on the podcast

    • @SimonVanliew26
      @SimonVanliew26 4 года назад +1

      They don’t live on the freeway

    • @Maesolmese
      @Maesolmese 4 года назад

      Exactly.
      I would honestly hate it more if they worked farther into the evening. And night construction freaks me out, that shit is so dangerous for both workers and drivers.

  • @Skitjamo
    @Skitjamo 3 года назад +6

    The back half of this pod aged like a wine

  • @Culled
    @Culled Год назад +13

    I remember when people thought Ethan was being a “fear monger” because the reality of the situation made their fee fees hurt. Now they say Ethan “doesn’t respect exercise” lol 😂 as an excuse to hate him….. because they have such strong ideals, they pretend they aren’t their ideals and can’t just be honest that Ethan growing up, and being more honest about his political leanings again… hurts their fee fees

  • @snarp408
    @snarp408 4 года назад +62

    5:00 construction stats so early for a few reasons. Traffic is much lighter and to avoid working in the heat