The CHURCH: BEST of THEO VON, Vol. 2 | with JOEY DIAZ

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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024
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Комментарии • 294

  • @LeeWaite
    @LeeWaite Год назад +142

    Joey describing his ideal place is quite touching, a small bar that seats 20 and serves food, seems like his mother's bar is forever part of him its good to hear the connection 😊

    • @Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend
      @Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend Год назад +14

      I never thought about it like that. My ideal place is the mountains and I guess it’s because my parents took me to the smokey mountains as a kid and it’s some of my favorite memories.

    • @theinventorofawesom1
      @theinventorofawesom1 Год назад +1

      Great observation no sarcasm at all makes you see a little bit deeper in to him

    • @LeeWaite
      @LeeWaite Год назад

      @@theinventorofawesom1 I couldn't help but make the connection as someone who lost my mother im all ears whenever he talks about his memories with his own 😁

    • @MaddHatter00
      @MaddHatter00 29 дней назад

      Amazing observation. It’s beautiful when you think of it in that nature

  • @dylantate1187
    @dylantate1187 Год назад +515

    the thumb nail is what theo looks like in joeys mind

  • @Ben77788
    @Ben77788 Год назад +80

    Episode 383 of the Church is by far the best episode of this podcast. Lee, Joey , and Theo are absolutely cooking on mushrooms 😂 I've listened to that episode many times...and it still makes me laugh 😂

    • @itszeedub
      @itszeedub Год назад +5

      Bro Joey just walks out in the middle of Theo telling the story about the rapist teacher and him and Lee are wondering wtf happened 😂

    • @roymunson1
      @roymunson1 Год назад +5

      ​@@itszeedubLee couldn't even remember what theo was talking about haha.

    • @charlieoshea7008
      @charlieoshea7008 Год назад +7

      I’ve listened to it so many times I can basically recite it 😭😭😭

    • @JR3Studios
      @JR3Studios Год назад +3

      The hamster part had me rollin 😭😭

    • @Ben77788
      @Ben77788 Год назад +3

      @@itszeedub I thought Joey pulled an Owen Benjamin in the middle of the show...he was beyond baked 😆😆

  • @Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend
    @Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend Год назад +51

    My favorite part is lee talking about him and his girlfriend going to Long Beach for new years and turning around because it’s raining. Theo had the best joke “it sounds like the notebook for two people with Down syndrome”

  • @hlmfromdao
    @hlmfromdao Год назад +23

    I love you uncle Joey and always will. Got me thru hard times and genuinely has some of the best stories ever. Thank you for being yourself Joey. Love you man ❤️❤️❤️.

    • @CSDonohue11
      @CSDonohue11 Год назад

      Best part is that Joey doesn’t even Upload on here anymore
      Some turd stealing His shine
      And ruining Theo’s look

  • @poweractive896
    @poweractive896 Год назад +16

    joey is the only one that can make theo crack up so hard lmao i love it

  • @Storm.Trading
    @Storm.Trading Год назад +21

    Theo’s high laugh is amazing

  • @rutledgeleland2538
    @rutledgeleland2538 Год назад +1

    Peace and Love! Be Well!

  • @Dre-el7xm
    @Dre-el7xm Год назад +3

    Peace, love, positivity

  • @aanchaallllllll
    @aanchaallllllll Год назад +150

    0:17: 🤣 The speaker reminisces about his past experiences with food and mischief, including stealing and torturing people for fun.
    6:37: 🤣 A humorous conversation about a job and various funny experiences.
    14:21: 😳 The speaker shares a story about a terrible Elvis impersonator and his strange family.
    23:03: 😳 The speaker talks about a party he attended in New York City and feeling uncomfortable in social environments.
    26:12: 🍕 The speaker talks about their favorite restaurant and their recent trip to Long Beach.
    33:02: 😊 X reminisces about his ideal bar and his discomfort in club environments, while Theo celebrates his one-year sobriety on the podcast.
    43:45: 👯‍♂ The speaker discusses his experience in the strip club industry and his sister's involvement.
    50:13: 😳 The speaker discusses the choices and experiences of young women who become strippers, and reflects on his own fears of not growing up.
    55:42: 👯‍♀ Discussion about the dynamics and experiences of strip clubs.
    Recap by Tammy AI

    • @ambition112
      @ambition112 Год назад

      thanks for saving my time! very useful time stamps! love Tammy AI

    • @morkuls4941
      @morkuls4941 Год назад

      @@ambition112 I hit a baby with a rock in 1998

  • @steele2573
    @steele2573 Год назад +4

    Miss you Uncle Joey!! Hope you and the fam are happy and healthy!

  • @floyd7146
    @floyd7146 Год назад +6

    Mike over here doing Gods work , providing us with Uncle Joeys hijinx on a tremendous Monday!

  • @lukesmith9358
    @lukesmith9358 Год назад +6

    This was great whoever put this together

  • @AdmitNone
    @AdmitNone Год назад +5

    I wish the podcast was like this again.😢

  • @elbo1993
    @elbo1993 Год назад +4

    I love the old episodes but it would be nice for a new episode just to hear how your doing uncle Joey I know you have to take a break for a while but I miss your weekly check ins ❤

  • @STR8THEGREAT
    @STR8THEGREAT Год назад +1

    starting the Monday morning strong

  • @mcalc
    @mcalc Год назад +10

    Someone I remember commented on the episode that at 26:33, Theo sounds like Marge Simpson and it killed me 🤣

    • @randomimpulser
      @randomimpulser Год назад

      Theo being off screen really adds to it 😂

  • @dabbadoodle
    @dabbadoodle Год назад +4

    These thumbnails are amazing

  • @makaylacoggins3414
    @makaylacoggins3414 Год назад +4

    More Pods with JUST Lee would be much appreciated 💯 dudes super cool & lovable

  • @neptunium7121
    @neptunium7121 Год назад +2

    2016 my goodness time flies..

  • @djksolo
    @djksolo Год назад +6

    Joey, hope you and your family are doing well brotha!! Miss you being live!! I know your holding it down like a soldier!!

  • @Stevewatson3
    @Stevewatson3 Год назад +2

    The way Joey smiles when Theo starts talking😂❤

  • @crystalkrabbe9300
    @crystalkrabbe9300 Год назад +1

    Love u joey Coco Diaz I'm 65 ran the same lanes u did in late 70s ran blow between 80 82 ludes then other crap then I tried to straighten out at 30 so I start drinking many stories hitch hiked then cause u could went from Ohio to California Louisiana then back to the keys and then stop drinking in 2010 don't want to say what happened then cause u no us addicts we gotta find something I didn't think I'd make it to 40 and here I am 65 buried three loves of my life and can't believe I'm still here by gods grace thanks for bringing back good memories and making me laugh

  • @ivywoodxrecords
    @ivywoodxrecords Год назад +10

    Imma watch this banger right now...Tremendous

  • @reidharrison2152
    @reidharrison2152 Год назад +12

    Lee’s wave at 10:35 is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. I’m dead 💀☠️🤣😂

  • @FloridaManMMACrypto
    @FloridaManMMACrypto Год назад +20

    Lee: 'Shares a story about date night'
    Theo: "That sounds like The Notebook for people with Down Syndrome"

  • @420boxysama
    @420boxysama Год назад +6

    😔😔😔 I discovered to the church so late
    I was totally in the headspace to TuneIn to you guys when I was suffering in New York City

    • @420boxysama
      @420boxysama Год назад +2

      Doesn't matter though, I enjoyed all these flashbacks, I'm just sitting here puffing on a bowl 🌟😎

    • @e09271
      @e09271 Год назад +1

      ​@@420boxysamajust lit a joint,like a DOCTAH

  • @Psycho-ye8wc
    @Psycho-ye8wc Год назад

    The duo we all knew we needed😭😭😭😭

  • @califishandbike
    @califishandbike Год назад +1

    Love it, need some Joey

  • @D0ctorf0ster
    @D0ctorf0ster Год назад +18

    4:39 I’ve never heard Theo laugh like that before 🤣

  • @JTD2001
    @JTD2001 Год назад +7

    A shirt made of wood😂😂

  • @LilZayDaddy
    @LilZayDaddy Год назад +8

    bro I constantly rewind that part where Theo says uh 4 times in a row. shit makes my stomach hurt from laughing. 🤣🤣

    • @ben0jamin
      @ben0jamin Год назад +1

      " uhm me to death" lol

  • @FoulBundy
    @FoulBundy Год назад +1

    I miss these days

  • @yamommasbox
    @yamommasbox Год назад +3

    Man i hope uncle joey is enjoying life

  • @striker3212
    @striker3212 Год назад

    Bring back the Church!!!!!

  • @eljoemissiletoe3438
    @eljoemissiletoe3438 Год назад +4

    Thanks Joey WE FUKIN MISS YOU!!

  • @jayweiss4378
    @jayweiss4378 Год назад +1

    Joey sounds so New York Italian but he’s New York Cuban ha ha

  • @jagman7023
    @jagman7023 Год назад +1

    @02:19 to all the moms out there I ❤ you

  • @LukasMatejka-du5hb
    @LukasMatejka-du5hb Год назад +6

    4:37 that laugh 🤣🤣🤣

  • @RealNewsMMA
    @RealNewsMMA Год назад +20

    Hope you’re doing well Joey! Thanks for these uploads! Looking forward to whatever is next!

  • @2perceezy
    @2perceezy Год назад +4

    Hope Joey is doing better after his years long Xanax addiction. Crazy that Mike David was trying to help him so much in the beginning, but all Joey did was lie and lash out in response. Glad Mike was finally able to get him to admit his crippling addiction!

    • @JK-kp2eb
      @JK-kp2eb Год назад

      Is his xanax problem recent

    • @2perceezy
      @2perceezy Год назад +2

      @@JK-kp2eb he admitted to having been addicted for years (Mike was trying to get him to stop from the beginning, and Joey was very defensive about it and refused to quit until finally admitting to it only a couple months ago)

    • @ramboparsley2475
      @ramboparsley2475 Год назад +1

      @@2perceezywow had no idea about this 😢 i guess when u do something for so long u can get really good at hiding it , hope joey is doing better ❤

  • @ironman4122
    @ironman4122 Год назад +6

    Man I miss The Church🖤💛🤟✌️

  • @rattsalad6769
    @rattsalad6769 Год назад +3

    The thumbnail, Theo Landon in highway to hamster heaven.

  • @nikobellic2515
    @nikobellic2515 Год назад +1

    10:43
    “Anything you say TO DEATH is always funny.”

  • @HendricksBloodlines
    @HendricksBloodlines Год назад +1

    Oh shit, I know this is going to be a heater.

  • @saulhuerta9360
    @saulhuerta9360 Год назад

    These are the best!!!

  • @greggwilson492
    @greggwilson492 Год назад +3

    This is ridiculously funny. My face hurts…😂🎉

  • @Dust131
    @Dust131 Год назад +1

    Let's make 1 million subscribers happen gentlemen.

  • @ivywoodxrecords
    @ivywoodxrecords Год назад +9

    Joey where the fuck are you finding these pics of Theo lol

    • @Ugi000
      @Ugi000 Год назад +1

      AI generated

  • @dylan4652
    @dylan4652 Год назад

    I love when Lee can’t talk but does that high pitched squeal sound it’s hilarious

  • @Coldwallbar
    @Coldwallbar Год назад +12

    Top 5 guest of all time, honestly top 2 when he’s firing on all cylinders

  • @Nilbogllat
    @Nilbogllat Год назад +4

    Summer 23 it's church vibes doin fungi on a Monday night hell yea brother

  • @s8ntdeer
    @s8ntdeer Год назад +1

    Grew up close to where Theo grew up. Everyone I know did acid as kids. Either liquid in the eye, strips or sugar cubes on the tongue and those damn suppositories all had xtc and acid mixed together. All the chicks did the suppositories and the dudes put it in the eyeballs.

  • @JTD2001
    @JTD2001 Год назад +2

    19:56 Local art😂

  • @AlbertoRoddriguez
    @AlbertoRoddriguez Год назад +1

    This video is what I needed 🤣🤣🤣

  • @rekocastren923
    @rekocastren923 Год назад +7

    Maybe the most laughs ever in any podcast 😂

  • @hiimdominic3780
    @hiimdominic3780 Год назад +1

    You all here Theos shrooms laugh. 😂
    Mushrooms will bring out your inner child. It's like a 100 sessions of therapy in one trip ❤ 🍄

  • @ahhbobsaget25
    @ahhbobsaget25 Год назад +1

    Hell Yeah!

  • @MoraleToad
    @MoraleToad Год назад +2

    Do you guys still talk about Redbar on the phone once a week?

  • @ivywoodxrecords
    @ivywoodxrecords Год назад +4

    Two hitchikers on the spirit highway man...And just like that they were off. Lee and Joey baked to the gills. Theo off a mushroom stem gettin squirrely as usual. The flying jew ends up in Saturn and by the end of the night Theo is wearing a scarf. God Bless America.

  • @krzysztofnaskret5306
    @krzysztofnaskret5306 Год назад +1

    Theo looks on that pic like young iceventura😊😂😂😂❤

  • @lilsand.
    @lilsand. Год назад +2

    These AI pictures are something else ahaha

  • @turk_xl
    @turk_xl Год назад +1

    Salute savages!

  • @capitolc4430
    @capitolc4430 Год назад +1

    I THINK THEY WERE DISCUIZING THERE BOOZE LOL~ BUT THEN AGAIN ITS THE FRENCH QUARTERS I CAN PROBABLY FREELANCE N DRINK ANY DAMN WHERE LMFAO😂🤣😭

  • @mikestevenson6780
    @mikestevenson6780 Год назад +8

    18:16 holy fuck the story about the kid wearing a wooden shirt… that’s one example of one joke that the show DAVE has stolen from Theo. I don’t think he’s mentioned which jokes they took from him but if this was a story from 7 years ago and it’s in the newest season of Dave it’s gotta be one example

    • @rcade116
      @rcade116 Год назад +1

      Holy shit you’re right. I just realized that the wooden shirt bit was in the dave show. That’s crazy.

  • @jamescoleman1574
    @jamescoleman1574 Год назад +3

    Is joey on vacation? Last month has been best of vids.

    • @ChanmanTravel
      @ChanmanTravel Год назад +1

      He retired

    • @curtisss
      @curtisss Год назад

      Sadly there is no more podcast - it hurts BUT I'm glad Joey can have a peaceful life and spend more time with his family. He deserves it after the wild life he has had and the laughs he has given us

    • @jamescoleman1574
      @jamescoleman1574 Год назад +1

      @@curtisss wow. Okay. Ty for letting me know.

  • @thewoolycontacts
    @thewoolycontacts Год назад

    I love that Joey loved metal 😭

  • @mr.pritchard67
    @mr.pritchard67 Год назад +1

    He wasn't an Elvis impersonator, he was just a drunk...🤣🤣🤣

  • @brookfisseha4121
    @brookfisseha4121 Год назад

    🐐‘s 🙏🏾

  • @phonexharger4357
    @phonexharger4357 Год назад

    🤣the shroooms in this room r hilariose🤣

  • @R0C4I
    @R0C4I Год назад

    i missed this

  • @TifDaJeweler
    @TifDaJeweler Год назад

    my mind is invested in this elvis movie lmfao

  • @2chaaiinnzzz
    @2chaaiinnzzz Год назад +1

    You gotta do Ralphie May next Joey

  • @STORM0985
    @STORM0985 Год назад

    You have no idea dog I was international 😂

  • @EarthWalkerOne
    @EarthWalkerOne Год назад +1

    thanks for everything Uncle Joey

  • @homeostasis1123
    @homeostasis1123 Год назад

    💛Golden💛

  • @nirvanna305
    @nirvanna305 Год назад +1

    @joey diaz. i have created cookies that would be able to handle your tolerance lol. i would love to see you try one

  • @force9446
    @force9446 Год назад

    21:20 im honored 😂

  • @bitplaya7432
    @bitplaya7432 Год назад +2

    No special Tony Bennett episode. Sad times.

  • @Truckingit
    @Truckingit Год назад

    We went to Long Beach in New Years eve 😂😂😂😂

  • @willjenkins8903
    @willjenkins8903 Год назад +1

    She was free range in the room lmao

  • @erikbogart676
    @erikbogart676 Год назад +2

    My boy Theo, honestly it made me smile how he just dead headed the sentence with " she's a g". that's whats up, love and respect for yours, fuck the rest of them.

  • @reidharrison2152
    @reidharrison2152 Год назад

    Sun lamb and Dorothy being Asian names 😂😫🤣☠️💀 wtf lol

  • @WD40318
    @WD40318 Год назад +1

    The thumbnail looks like: Theo Von Hamster Detective

  • @ClintTimms
    @ClintTimms Год назад

    Several times, I've glanced at this thumbnail as it's appeared in my feed, and I've been severely let down several times when I realized that no, Sam Winchester is NOT the subject of this video, just Theo.

  • @themightyspoon9641
    @themightyspoon9641 Год назад

    So when we bringing back the church already

  • @tmil313
    @tmil313 3 месяца назад

    Tremendous bruh

  • @420boxysama
    @420boxysama Год назад +4

    July 17th, that is a holiday for sobriety
    You guys are a freaking Church
    You got to put up markers to ritually celebrate

  • @joelizzygg44
    @joelizzygg44 Год назад

    Please come back

  • @dannymckenna-SmIles4Miles
    @dannymckenna-SmIles4Miles Год назад

    Listen uncle Joey I need to meet you in person I’ll fly wherever whenever 👌 so where u at big man? let me know😝 all the best mush #Legend 🔥💎🔥💎🔥 #KingOfComedy

  • @salaguayo728
    @salaguayo728 Год назад

    Dorothy... Dorothy. 😂😂😂😂

  • @highhtideVEVO
    @highhtideVEVO Год назад +1

    Yall made Theo look like a damn Targaryen, whoever does the art for these is fuckin on one

  • @charleyhansen4866
    @charleyhansen4866 Год назад +1

    Let's go Jose Diaz MFS

  • @MKLifts
    @MKLifts Год назад +15

    Thanks for doing everything you do Joey you’ve helped me so much in life

  • @martialartslife1998
    @martialartslife1998 Год назад

    I'm the same way I can't do the club scene anymore after 15 minutes I get a headache and Just leave I rather go out have some beers eat some food and chat

  • @sharpskilz
    @sharpskilz 10 месяцев назад

    Not a fan of the creepy Ai thumbnails tbh, but the clips are always welcome. miss these church days.. Glad Joeys still podcasting too, I still listen to all the new shit.

  • @kellyl11082
    @kellyl11082 Год назад

    That’s crazy Theo and Tom Brady have the same eyes and facial structure.

  • @adultslondon5474
    @adultslondon5474 Год назад

    i have a feeling the elvis impersonator guy is Gene DeNapoli. He's hilarious on cumtown

  • @TheRealArmani
    @TheRealArmani Год назад

    Joey put me on the show ❤

  • @MMAKOTV
    @MMAKOTV Год назад +1

    That’s definitely a midjourney generated thumbnail

    • @psychobilly42069
      @psychobilly42069 Год назад

      Literally all of his thumbnails are midjourney LMAO