DON'T WAKE THE BABY!!
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- Опубликовано: 22 сен 2024
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Actors: Julie Nolke & Christian Smith ( @ChristianNat )
Writer: Julie Nolke
Camera: Sam Larson
Editor: Alec McKay
Production Assistant: Alexa MacKell
"A Quiet Place" the Julie Nolke Cut.
Exactly!!😂
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lmfao why are millenials and gen z all so f***ing terrified of babies 🤣🤣
As a baby, our son would put his finger in his eye to keep from falling asleep. After one long spell of trying to rock him to sleep on a porch swing he finally dozed off. Seizing the moment, my wife stood up and stepped directly on a wasp....in bare feet....she never made a sound until after she had brought him inside and put him down in the crib. She then walked slowly back outside and softly screamed.
i thought you were gonna say, as a baby i can confirm this is accurate.
@@siderealofspace LOL
My niece used to use two fingers to keep hers open. She was a terror to put down for a nap.
"A Quiet Place" to a T.
@@siderealofspace I thought the same thing 😂😂
My twin newborns would fall asleep being rocked, but if you put them down, they'd always wake up. We figured out the best way to put them down was by rocking them in their carseats. But they liked different speeds. I would hold both car seats at once and swing back and forth at one speed and the other at double speed.
The first night home from the hospital we had so much trouble finding a way they would sleep. We went completely insane. By morning, we had one of them asleep in an empty drawer we had put on the bed. I don't really remember how that happened.
bahahah too real. The dedication of a parent is unmatched
In an empty drawer on the bed!!! 😂😂😂😂 I was a postpartum nurse for 10 years before finally having two kids of my own, and I have to say that pretty much sums up the lengths you’re willing to go to in order to get one newborn to sleep sometimes, let alone two! I’m literally still laughing out loud imagining the sort of delirious and desperate thinking that prompted you to dump out a drawer to put the baby in as a last resort 😂😂. I can just imagine the looks of befuddlement you gave each other when the fog cleared, trying to figure out who came up with that idea! 😂😂😂 Thanks to both you and Julie for starting my day with so many lols 😊😂😂
You are amazing. My twins went through a period of needing to be held at a particular angle on my/our chest(s) to fall asleep, but they preferred being side-by-side together. It was cute, but also impossible to transfer to the bassinet.
I don't understand. Why do you bother with any of that song and jazz? The baby will eventually get too tired to be awake and fall asleep anywhere. It can't stay awake forever.
@@TomassHoleDepends on a baby. I had two perfectly nice, sleeping in the car and out of the car babies and one that would just scream and never sleep. The other one wakes up as soon ad the engine goes off. One I had to hold to sleep and she would cuddle all the time. The other couldn't go to sleep when I was touching her. I had to leave her alone to settle and get calm. Every baby is just different.
The one I get now just wakes up if you wake her by accident thinking she is just super rested and happy but be tired again after 15 minutes and get to sleep again. Super happy baby.
I had to wake my son up one morning a few months ago and I couldn't believe I had to do it. He was sleeping so peacefully and it went against everything in my very nature to do it, but it had to be done. We had plans that day. Never mind that he was home from college for the holidays. And he's 20. You NEVER wake the baby. That never goes away.
lol!
When the baby sets an hour+ worth of consecutive, loud alarms to make sure he wakes up, you throw a glass of water on him at the 30 minute mark for your own sanity.
---That baby
Priceless.
@@JonBrase😂😂
You had me at the first half, not gonna lie
Tom Cruise will be borrowing this for the next Mission Impossible 😂
hahah putting the baby to bed on the side of the burj kalifa
Better TM it Julie so you can get paid 😂
a little bit of Mission Impossible and a lot of A Quiet Place 1 & 2.
I heard Tom Cruise jr poops his own stunts.
These people have never been parents that are not taking this seriously.
EVERY parent can relate.
I also (sort of) remember how the first weeks you realise it is 11 AM all of a sudden and you have no idea what you have been doing the previous hours and why you are still unwashed and in your PJ's.
I can relate to that second part and I do not even have kids. No wonder the people on the train were staring when I went to work.
Yeah I’m almost 100% glad I’m done having kids. Almost cause I’m current on my period and want to die. At least I got an epidural for my first. The second was too fast to get me hooked up to the drugs after I asked for them. Sat up and baby went, go time! But still. I knew it had an ending point and I could take the good drugs
Is it bad that this sounds like me during lockdown? 😂
Easy for you to say, it was a matter of life and death in my case (high risk of sleep-deprivation-induced car accident)
I had a notebook where I recorded the date and time, every feeding, diaper change, nap, new food introduced etc. great for realizing that rice cereal and banana caused constipation. And when breastfeeding mom ate tomatoes in any form babies poo turned green.
As a parent of three, I can confidently say that this is definitely how it is with the first baby. Then you just sort of figure out that babies learn to sleep in whatever environment is normal. Pretty soon you’ll just put the baby down at nap time and start vacuuming. And the little blighter will fall asleep.
However, if your house is kept like a library, your little will only sleep through dead silence. If it’s full of other toddlers throwing toys at their sister and pretending the couch is an Olympic trampoline while yodeling, then they’ll sleep through that. The things they can sleep through still amazes me. As does the things that wake them….
this! if you train the baby to sleep when its quiet, then the baby will need quiet to sleep.
Been there, done that, got a Father's day card out of it.
Totally worth it.
My toddler was a light sleeper and I was a single parent. It was 10pm and I was removing the ash from my stove before bed, I slipped and dropped the hot ashpan on my leg. The burn was the size of 2 playing cards, was full of ash and had melted skin off. But there was no was I was waking that baby to go to the hospital. I took pain killers, cleaned it and tried to sleep. Next morning I went to work, finished at lunchtime and bowed to peer pressure and went to A&E. I had a severe burn and the nurse told me off for waiting so long but even she sympathised with not waking the baby!
😮❤
With a injury that is an object penetrating like that, the best option is to stabilize the object so it can't wiggle around and then get to the ER as soon as possible. Do this by wrapping gauze gently at first, then firmer and firmer. If the object is unable to be taken with you to the ER, like you impaled yourself on a fence, call the paramedics, or a good welder/carpenter to cut the object so it can be transported. Do not remove the object from the body, this can cause more damage and possibly a bleed out. The object is providing the pressure to keep you from bleeding out. In this case of an upper limb penetrated, once the object is stabilized, secure the arm to the chest/stomach with a bandage or rope to further stabilize the injury.
Once you get to the ER, they will assess the best way to cut away the excess object so pulling it out is short and less damaging to the tissue. They will also be ready to address the bleeding that will follow, and even most likely have a surgeon on hand to repair some of the damage to the body. And plenty of pain killers/antibiotics.
All well and good, but: what about the baby?
After the injury is stabilized, you can sit and rest quietly until the baby wakes in an hour or two (hopefully more). Keep the injury elevated above the level of the heart, and watch for bleed through of the bandage. If it bleeds through, do not remove and change the bandage, just add more. Removing the bandage will tear away what scab has formed and cause more bleeding. If there has been head trauma, stay awake.
Great advice! However, I believe the idea that we must stay awake after a head trauma is considered more myth than medical advice these days.
I would also add, do not relocate an elbow in the field! If it is a shoulder, and you have a history of dislocating it, massaging it back into place may work and be the gentlest method.
Your right about head trauma, it's a myth that staying awake helps.
It's more diagnostic to stay awake. If the injured person cannot maintain consciousness, you need to get them medical attention NOW, all else can wait.
I agree with dislocation. Dislocation needs to be relocated by someone trained. Usually that means a medical professional, but if it keeps happening, you usually learn how to relocate it yourself.
@@beliasphyre3497TLDR: Lethal Weapon movies should not be consulted for medical advice.
*Why does the thumbnail look like a psychological horror set in the 1950s?* 😂
Physiological? 😅
are you telling me this wasn't a horror video you just watched?
@@LautaroQ2812 psychological *** lol damn typo
@@julienolke lmao! You couldn't be horror if you wanted to lol your face is too friendly lol
Definitely a horror set.
Brother in law told me how my 18 month old nephew was walking around the house reaching into his diaper and wiping his blowout on everything!
0:26 Mission: Impossible- Silent Night.
The message at the end was just right because parenthood is hard on you physically and mentally but Better Help has made some poor choices regarding personal data recently. Definitely drop them as a sponsor.
The skills you learn as a parent really are phenomenal.
I love that they never think to just leave the room.
50% documentary, 50% mockumentary
You need one of those gadgets that jiggle the crib. Saved my sanity and possibly some ER bills. And YES leave the projectile in! (EMT level one, back before four kids)
if the projectile is small/deep enough that the inevitable tissue swelling will engulf it, mark the spot asap w/ a pen, it may help the doctor w/ locating it...
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short story
i once 'operated on myself' successfully after the doc 'poked around' for like 15min and then told me the 'projectile is lost, the body will eventually expel it...'
i stole the cute little scalpel and kelly forceps and rushed home before the local anesthetic wore off, i just couldn't live w/ what felt like an alien in my arm saying hello each time i moved.
one of my proudest moments as i hate seeing blood and half my fam works in the medical field.
my fam was the opposite of impressed w/ me but my work healed w/o a scar and zero infection (i don't have their dexterity but i've watched them practice incisions and suturing on grapes and i know where they keep the iodine.. :}).
it was stupid but i had to do it, plus the rush i felt rivaled skydiving -and i hate heights too :}
Mama Roo. Saves us in the NICU.
This might as well be one of the most iconic skits you have ever done. This is like Monty Python level of humour. Love it!
I absolutely went through this with my daughter (my first child) My son (my second) we just left until we had time! Sometimes he just went back to sleep!! They both survived and still love me and are in their 30’s. A friend of mine said to me‘what’s good for mummies is good for babies’
Take care of yourself ❤
I had to turn the volume down because it almost woke up my baby. Awesome video!
As a father of five and grandfather of nine, this one had me laughing out loud!!! Well done!
"He shit himself awake".
LOL!
You laugh, but empty tummies and full diapers are two reasons babies wake up. Ask me how I know. Just ask me. Please.
Veteran of 4 kids here.
Funniest thing I’ve seen was my eldest girl at 12 months old. Previous day she’d been eating mixed nuts and raisins in mums lap. Laid the kid out to change the nappy and a fully reconstituted grape rolled down from her butt and started swinging on a foot long length of hair. I laughed so hard the misses came running and then the kid started crying.
Tip for new parents IF both of you can take parental leave: Have the baby in a separate room, and divide the night between you. Whoever goes to sleep earlier pushes their sleep schedule a bit earlier. Whoever goes to sleep later pushes their schedule later. Parent A goes to sleep and gets a solid 6-7 hours sleep, while Parent B handles all baby soothing/care. Then they swap, and Parent B gets their decent chunk of sleep. My shift was 2200-0500 (10-5), then sleep 0500-1200 (5-noon). Its still hugely exhausting and stressful, but we felt healthier.
Good idea!
This is how A Quiet Place was conceived, and I will not be convinced differently, ever.
Love this thank you oh how I needed this laugh today you have no idea, and as a father of 3 I can feel this pain.
I laughed hysterically and started crying. My son is now 5. I seem to have repressed A LOT, from that time but this triggered me. Great job.
I cant believe she committed to the bit so much that she pierced her own hand with a knitting needle WITHOUT even flinching. The sheer amount of willpower required here is definitely incredible.
Oh, this brings so many memories! Jumping on a bouncy ball for two years, not being able to sneeze, trying not to breathe too loud… the good news is, she slept through the night for the first time when she was five 😂
I love how casually they react to their injuries
"Diaper Blowouts" - We called them "Chernobyl Huggies". There were also "Green Elevens" (under the nose). I think I need a Therapist.
It's even more fun when people decide to have two or more children.
It's even more fun, because it not only do they keep the parents awake, but also wake older sibling(s).
So many bright, happy smiles all around the breakfast table! 😉
"He shit himself awake".... that was way too real, any parent will know. My tummy hurts from laughing at the conclusion
So much scarier than A Quiet Place! Thank you for this!
Love the angles. Really elevated the production value.
Got to say though, the DIY emergency medical procedures seem more like American healthcare than Canadian 😂😅 Wish I was kidding.
Been there, done that. Believe it or not, it will eventually get better. It's the hardest job you'll ever love.
oh geezus, this is so true. my little dude had a frikking gyro tripping an alarm when we tried to lay him down so he slept in our arms for hours before we could put him down in his bed. and of course he was awake 5 minutes later screaming his head off.
As far as he knows, you just left him to the wolves, so of course he freaks out. Our genetic programming has not yet got the "civilization" update.
i love ur videos and skits, you make me smile everytime. Can not wait till you are at 10 mil subs. ur comedy is gold
thank you!! That's so kind of you
It's true!
YOU KNIT?? Me too! I never would have thought we have that in common 😂
Brilliance is revealed in the details. For example: catching the drop of nose sweat. Julie, was that creative genius or a reenactment of a true life event?
It's mission impossible.
I'm going with true life event reenactment 🙂
Man, that brings back memories. Twenty-two years later, and the knitting needle scar still hasn't healed.
An accurate description of being a first time parent of an infant! Too funny!
This was funny!! My son is 14 now, but he was extremely colicky. I’d nurse him to sleep and lie down with him. As soon as he looked asleep, I’d try to sneak away and he FELT me leaving!! He’d wake up and start screaming again. As a new mom and a small business owner I had so much I wanted to accomplish!! I didn’t (couldn’t) want to sleep next to him for 2 hours 3-4 times a day. He demanded I stay with him and hold him, ha! Now he’s older and we survived that stage! Wish I could go back to the snuggles, ha. Good luck to you!!! On another note, when he was 5, I accidentally stepped down from my bed where I was knitting and I quickly and absentmindedly stepped down SUPER QUICK and HARD onto my jar of double pointed knitting needles. It was full force!!! I couldn’t watch this part of your skit fully because this actually happened to ME!! Oh my, the knitting needle sticking out of an appendage was all too real! It was about an INCH into my foot, in the middle. I was in shock! I screamed m, but they couldn’t hear me in the house with a movie on. I HAD to YANK IT OUT MYSELF. I didn’t go to the ER because doctors scare me, but I treated it myself. I couldn’t walk on it for days. I had to crawl up and down the steps and around the house and stand on one foot. I missed work for a week. It was awful and painful. It was a number 2 thin and sharp needle from the 1930’s from my aunt. Luckily, it didn’t get infected. What could I do with my recovery time, but more knitting in bed?!! I never kept my needles in the jar by my bed ever again!! Best to you with the babe and know that this too shall pass! Ha!
This isn't even satire
Oh my gosh, Julie & Christian, this is truly your best yet! Just hysterical!! ❤❤ Thank you!
I laughed so hard at this. Like really hard. We know the stuggles. Thanks for making my day.
Oh, this brings back memories. "Don't wake the baby" is not a cry or a shout but a whisper.
We need the blooper reel for this!
The most accurate depiction of what it’s like to put your baby to sleep I’ve ever encountered. Nothing awakens more feral desperation than making sure baby isn’t disturbed when you’re that sleep-deprived.
“Don’t f*ck this up for us” are probably the actual words I said 😅
With you two, THIS is a series I would totally watch. LOVE. xoxo
awe thank you... maybe we should?
There are four kids in my family (I'm number 3). The first baby had horrible ear infections and couldn't sleep more than a couple hours at a time and needed to have her adenoids out. But back then (37 yrs ago) they wouldn't do the surgery until the child was 2 years old. So, my mom didn't sleep for two straight years until the surgery. The problem is that the second baby was born a week before the first's second birthday, and guess what that new baby had problems with? Adenoids. Two more sleepless years and a month after his second birthday I was born with, yet again, more adenoid problems. My mom is a literal superhero for being that crazy sleep deprived for six years straight! I don't know that I could love anything enough to not sleep for six years let alone continue to not just function, but to be the best mom ever! (The last baby was five years later and didn't have the same issue) The point is that good parents can change the world and handle the most insane stuff!
Pure truth...although not enough arguing between the parents.
Hilarious, that's sending me ten years back... and not for off the truth...
so much memories, thanks for that!
The end where he woke himself up was just the icing on the cake
Please make this a series!!!!!
Anyone who's had kids feels this on a whole nother level! It's funny because it's so true
“What do we do… hospital… nooooo” 😂😂😂
Brilliant. And sad because it’s true. Nobody ever thinks to step out of the room because they’re so frickin tired.
Absolute perfect tone for comedy-from performance to cinematic lighting! Hilarious!
He carries it really nice
I literally held my breath during this whole thing!! 😂😂😂😂
The best thing is getting the baby used to noise so when you make some, they still sleep!
Everything that happened in this video is 100% true. The dad jean jingle, suppressed screams from injuries, the baby shitting themself awake... We live in an old house with creaky wooden floors too so add that to the list of horrors!
4 kids. Youngest is 18. This is giving me nightmare flashbacks.
When all else failed, my job was to put them in the car and go for a 30-60 minute ride. And gently get them out of the car and into a crib without waking them. 60% of the time it worked every time. What really worked, though was that my wife got to sleep for a while.
What people don't realise is that this isn't a sketch, they just set up some cameras on a normal night.
You have REALLY upped the film quality here. WOW!!! This is so well made! Holy cow!!
A return to extreme directing! The first video of yours I found was the lockdown drama video when that started with all the mock arty camera work and black and white and it was amazing. I'm happy.
Oh my God. This one of your best ever videos!
Best contraceptive ad ever
"He shit himself awake!" That's a mouthful of tea ejected forcefully.
I remember when a friend said that 'there was no day or night. Only hours.......'
How is this woman not on SNL?!?!?
I laughed so hard at the bed kick. This actually happened to me. Sleeping when my daughter opened the door and jumped in our bed, leaving bedroom door open. Too tired, yet bothered by the open door, I walked and closed it quickly, turned around and tripped by the laptop bag my wife decided to leave next the door, and my foot hit the edge of the bed. I cursed and went to bed. My daughter looked up and said "Dad... you said a bad word!".
You make parenting look so fun and rewarding.
It's been 24 years and this is still sooooooo relatable!
Okay I'm thinking do you not have ANY other room for all these shenanigans, like changing clothes, etc.
Absolutely hilarious skit Julie! Stay well, you'll be a great Mom!
It's funny feeling the whole time that Diana is going to wake the baby
That was staggeringly accurate...
Hi Julie 👋. So glad I found your channel 😊
This is so cinematic omg
This is EXACTLY what it was like for me and my wife trying to get our first child to sleep. It was the absolute worst! This video nails it!
I used to watch "The Office" reruns when my oldest was an infant, and I was always afraid the trumpet at the end of the closing credits would wake her up from the other room. The terror is real.
Fun Fact : He's right about leaving the needle in as it is ironically the safest decision until proper treatment.
It's like "A Quiet Place" but the aliens are baby
"We go to the hospital"
"We just got him down"
Great stuff!
The HARDEST thing was to keep the laughter silent in this library 😂😂😂😂😂
You think they'll NEVER bloody sleep through the night, all through their childhood. Then, one fine adolescent day, the switch trips and you can't get the lugs out of bed. Only 12 more years to wait, Julie.
We found the secret was to make normal noises. The kid would get used to noise and sleep through it. Even vacuuming around him wouldn't wake him up. The cats made scarce but he didn't even hear it.
after experiencing being a first-time parent, this absolutely what it's like
Totally get this as a parent myself.
This as so good it needs a post-credit scene.
The visual effects here were truly astounding
I found myself trying to laugh quietly, cause I didn’t want to wake the baby. It’s been years but so accurate.
Brilliant writing and brilliant acting. Pretty damned good special effects too! Putting the baby in the crib could have been a bomb defusal reenactment!
I laughed so hard. A good start to my day.
This is your periodic reminder to buy several tourniquets and practice how to use them. Doing so could save your life or the life of someone you care about for only ~$20.
That was fearless. I was in tears.
😂 Holy schnikes! You nailed it! Baby havin’ 101. ❤
It's been over 25 years but I still remember the ridiculous danse macabre my wife and I would perform so we 'DON'T WAKE THE BABY". It's both precious and disturbing as to the length parents would go. You are a gem.
I'm watching this with my 7-week old over my shoulder. Apparently laughter doesn't wake him!
This made my Friday morning! Still wiping the tears of laughter from my eyes. Just brilliant.
Amazing. I remember this stage of having a baby, and the level of stress really plays havoc with your emotional state for the first year or so!