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  • Опубликовано: 11 ноя 2024

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  • @thejuicemedia
    @thejuicemedia  3 года назад +3052

    I realise Australia’s pandemic situation is much less shit than many other countries' - including ones where many of our non-Aussie viewers live. However our relative success so far has been in spite of, rather than thanks to, our federal Government's pandemic response. We've managed well thanks some of our States’ efforts - not to mention the sacrifices made by all of us, and especially frontline healthcare workers. Meanwhile, our federal government's key policy seems to have been not listening to experts until the eleventh hour and then blaming everyone else - State Premiers, limo drivers, ATAGI doctors, all of us - for the resulting shitshow. So I figured it’s time to finally make an Honest Government Ad about this bullshit.
    For more on this topic, make sure to catch the podcast companion to this HGA: ruclips.net/video/29mrcD9VVgA/видео.html
    I've also added the sources I used for this video in the video description
    🙏 As always, a huge thanks to our Patrons for making this and all our videos possible.
    If you value what we do, please hit that link and support us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thejuicemedia
    Stay safe
    💛 Giordano & team

    • @TheperfectGamer3
      @TheperfectGamer3 3 года назад +42

      I’m glad u did tho, ur vids can put light on dark things

    • @WendyBandurskiMiller
      @WendyBandurskiMiller 3 года назад +13

      glad to hear you are going to do a podcast..... companion... Do you know of Dr John Campbell in the UK ? he's great... (here on You Tube) voice of sanity and data.

    • @paxundpeace9970
      @paxundpeace9970 3 года назад +23

      Beautiful writen.
      Yes Australia situation is not too bad. But them PM is a coward.

    • @ConstantlyDamaged
      @ConstantlyDamaged 3 года назад +14

      We are the Australian government, and our chief responsibility is hotel quarantine and vaccines.
      Ahem.
      We are the Australian government, and our two responsibilities are hotel quarantine, vaccines, and aged care!
      We'll come in again.

    • @80ZX
      @80ZX 3 года назад +6

      No doubt both levels of government are now the laughing stock of the world. They are even that stupid they think we cannot see through their bullshit because when the solutions are so blindingly obvious, corruption is allways found intwined. Plus they could not organise a root.....we all know the saying.

  • @ZubairKhan-vs8fe
    @ZubairKhan-vs8fe 3 года назад +1889

    These ladies were born for this role. Their smile, arms in the hips etc is just brilliant

    • @MiggsMultiple
      @MiggsMultiple 3 года назад +70

      It's the same woman...

    • @ErzaScarlet175
      @ErzaScarlet175 3 года назад +113

      @@MiggsMultiple I guess she's having a plastic surgery and dying her hair between each video then.

    • @MiggsMultiple
      @MiggsMultiple 3 года назад +11

      @@ErzaScarlet175 I guess I was talking about this video alone then

    • @Corgei
      @Corgei 3 года назад +34

      @@MiggsMultiple JuiceMedia seems having 2 ladies for doing their videos, not just one.

    • @sudattsdeadchannel3495
      @sudattsdeadchannel3495 3 года назад +22

      @@Corgei there are 2 on screen actors and 1 voice actor in the back. They have made a video on thier tram reveal . You can search in thier channel

  • @tweakypoppy
    @tweakypoppy 3 года назад +2176

    I really wish I could believe the government was goofy instead of evil.

    • @RenegadeRanga
      @RenegadeRanga 3 года назад +106

      Indeed none of this shit is by accident

    • @jimig6442
      @jimig6442 3 года назад +69

      Every step carefully calculated.

    • @absolutebonkers9735
      @absolutebonkers9735 3 года назад +10

      The english parliament is quite goofy.

    • @Stenn333
      @Stenn333 3 года назад +9

      @@stopcensoringme6296 ...TOTAL BULLSHIT all quoting a "holistic practitioner chiropractor"...yeah...who needs specialists in viruses and Epidemiology ?! 🙄🤬🤢🤮

    • @hermestrismegistus3417
      @hermestrismegistus3417 3 года назад +6

      Spot on. Hanlon's razor aside.

  • @farshads3367
    @farshads3367 3 года назад +2582

    "We like it when you peasants blame each other ..."
    epic

    • @resourcedragon
      @resourcedragon 3 года назад +76

      Perfect! Beau of the Fifth Column describes that as "kicking down when you should be punching up", that is, blaming people at the bottom of the social heap for problems created by those at the top.

    • @em945
      @em945 3 года назад +7

      @@resourcedragon interesting

    • @owlteachereducation
      @owlteachereducation 3 года назад +34

      Same kind of Shitfuckery™ policies in the UK. We feel for you guys. Keep them coming Juice Media - you guys are legends.

    • @luispires7141
      @luispires7141 3 года назад +8

      Yap, they totally hit the bullseye with that one.

    • @qbas81
      @qbas81 3 года назад +14

      “Divide et Impera” tactics- works well for ages

  • @DizzyScorpia
    @DizzyScorpia 3 года назад +759

    “Department of shirking and smirking, and jerking on desks” had me in stitches

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 3 года назад +24

      "authorized by the Federal Department of Fisting Things Up, Canberra."

    • @circlestar8697
      @circlestar8697 3 года назад +6

      Such truth. The Australian government the joke of the world

    • @grancito2
      @grancito2 3 года назад +4

      They are concerned about the low toxin jab rate, and praise the countries with a high rate, but fail to inform that countries with high jab rates are the ones with the high covid numbers. The higher the jab % the higher the covid hospital admissions and deaths. Who can see what is happening, I am sure the governments see it, and love the results.

    • @Frenchdefense9404
      @Frenchdefense9404 2 года назад

      @@grancito2 lol because USA, India and China have higher population. Conspiratard

  • @MrScientifictutor
    @MrScientifictutor 3 года назад +1262

    The love I have for this channel cannot be expressed in words!

    • @mirror1675
      @mirror1675 3 года назад +2

      Express it in a monetary donation

    • @Praise___YaH
      @Praise___YaH 3 года назад

      Guys, HERE is The Savior
      YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
      From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
      "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
      Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
      Yad - "Behold The Hand"
      He - "Behold the Breath"
      Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

    • @mikebar42
      @mikebar42 3 года назад

      Use pictures... 🤗

    • @catalystzero4560
      @catalystzero4560 3 года назад

      this

    • @markh.6687
      @markh.6687 3 года назад +1

      Have you tried interpretive dance?

  • @worldcitizenra
    @worldcitizenra 3 года назад +2363

    Juicemedia never disappoints when it tackles an issue.

    • @directordank
      @directordank 3 года назад +21

      They’re usually right, but they’re actually wrong on this one and the whole CV issue! It must be because the dude behind these vids is a boomer 😂 Pretty disappointing that you’re falling for hot chicks n motion graphics

    • @FirstNameLastName-tg3rc
      @FirstNameLastName-tg3rc 3 года назад +4

      @@halburd1 A, how? B, Sources?

    • @FirstNameLastName-tg3rc
      @FirstNameLastName-tg3rc 3 года назад +5

      @@directordank A, How? B, Sources?

    • @michaelb5476
      @michaelb5476 3 года назад +14

      @@FirstNameLastName-tg3rc A. Enforcing lockdowns has no demonstrably effect on the transmission of covid. B. Sweden

    • @FirstNameLastName-tg3rc
      @FirstNameLastName-tg3rc 3 года назад +9

      ​@@michaelb5476 *Firstly,* you have no idea how sources and evidence work. For this you need specific case numbers and the like. Something you've not done.
      *Secondly,* Compare Sweden to surrounding nations (Norway, Finland, and Denmark). You'll see that Sweden's amount of cases and deaths were 1,100,040 and 14,655 respectively. For Norway, Finland, and Denmark, those two numbers were: 137,471 and 799, 106,008 and 984, 317,168 and 2,549 respectively. Sweden had more cases combined than it's other Nordic neighbours (leaving out Iceland, as geographically it's further away and is an island, meaning a comparison would be less useful). Sweden has, for most of it's time, not enforced a lockdown.
      Further, this piece in The Lancet (The Swedish COVID-19 strategy revisited) explains how Sweden's COVID response has failed. It's five paragraphs long. It's not that hard to read.
      (The our world in data pages are a useful visualisation of case numbers and use data from JHU).
      Sources: Norway: Coronavirus Pandemic Country Profile (Our World in Data), Norway (John Hopkins University & Medicine Coronavirus Resource Centre), Sweden: Coronavirus Pandemic Country Profile (Our World in Data), Sweden (John Hopkins University & Medicine Coronavirus Resource Centre), Finland: Coronavirus Pandemic Country Profile Profile (Our World in Data), Finland, (John Hopkins University & Medicine Coronavirus Resource Centre), Finland (John Hopkins University & Medicine Coronavirus Resource Centre), The Swedish COVID-19 strategy revisited (The Lancet).

  • @kaiadownunder3925
    @kaiadownunder3925 3 года назад +216

    Jerking on Desks?... Damn I thought that was Hand Sanitiser

    • @goodguyyt
      @goodguyyt 3 года назад

      @Heroniden wait wht?

    • @JonoK79
      @JonoK79 3 года назад +7

      If you work in a LNP office.. it's really best to check.. you never know where those young, LNP douchebags are spoofing.

    • @edstar83
      @edstar83 3 года назад +3

      @Heroniden You're pregnant now.

    • @davidgalloway266
      @davidgalloway266 3 года назад +2

      Best comment yet.

    • @HolidayInGuantanamo
      @HolidayInGuantanamo 3 года назад +1

      It's hair gel and moisturizer.

  • @jackfroste
    @jackfroste 3 года назад +33

    Prayers for the people of Australia. Insane tyranny taking hold there.

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 3 года назад +1

      "There" means you obviously don't live here and so probably don't have a clue. I've seen you posting your BS all over the place - Aussies don't take too kindly to BS.

    • @jackfroste
      @jackfroste 3 года назад +3

      No but I have family there. Good to hear your doing well though mate.

    • @tonyabrown7796
      @tonyabrown7796 Год назад +7

      I'm in Australia and appreciate the prayers Jack. The sad thing is many Australians are still oblivious to the fact that the response was far worse than the disease.

  • @sidesw1pe
    @sidesw1pe 3 года назад +687

    Hah I liked how she pointed out Schmuckmo's smirk at the end. His perpetual smirk always triggers a twinge of annoyance.

    • @slatibaadfast
      @slatibaadfast 3 года назад +34

      Just a twinge? Bastard boils my blood! Dear leader really has that face you would go miles out of your to punch. More than twice.

    • @fanatamon
      @fanatamon 3 года назад +17

      His rank smirk says
      “if only you lot were smart like me”. I can’t stand the sight of him.

    • @Stenn333
      @Stenn333 3 года назад +5

      Re: "...if only you lot were smart like me..."
      I remember back during the financial meltdown around 2008, listening to an interview with a young P.o.S. on Wall St bragging about all the money he was making off the collapse while millions were losing billions....he was asked "don't you feel bad, don't you feel guilty?"...
      ...his answer?...
      "No, of course not, I'm smarter than the rest of you losing all your money." 👿🤬🤮

    • @colinashby3775
      @colinashby3775 3 года назад +3

      When I get the twinge, it's after a crap

    • @sidesw1pe
      @sidesw1pe 3 года назад +2

      @@colinashby3775 good to know!

  • @naren208
    @naren208 3 года назад +1446

    : After a whole year of FINGERING OUR CHINFOLDs
    Definitely gonna use that

    • @andrewwashere9151
      @andrewwashere9151 3 года назад +15

      Fingering each other in the prayer room, more like it

    • @thebrowntrio
      @thebrowntrio 3 года назад +1

      It's all class.

    • @danellis-jones1591
      @danellis-jones1591 3 года назад +7

      These guys are actually providing a global service. Showing that intelligence and good research can go very far.

    • @ripme6616
      @ripme6616 3 года назад +1

      Reporter asks: Brett Sutton ..
      PCR test can't distinguish between covid and the flu' is that an issue for us ,answer: no 'there is no flu ruclips.net/video/lg4R065Qafc/видео.html

    • @krissteel4074
      @krissteel4074 3 года назад +1

      I definitely feel fingered

  • @ladyalicent705
    @ladyalicent705 3 года назад +476

    I’m starting to believe that the government was the worst decision we ever made.

    • @namename6866
      @namename6866 3 года назад +4

      We can not make a government
      But people can write down the name government a corporation name for terriost gang members British pirates, the name government can not write speak and listen nor can it smell,
      It just a fucking name people's scared of names names can not harm but people's can it a scam to manupilate brain wash control revenue and tax people's benefits meanings thieving people's benefits property's and the living.

    • @Zodore.
      @Zodore. 3 года назад +19

      Based and anarchism pilled

    • @Anelkia
      @Anelkia 3 года назад +15

      Anarchy: allow me to introduce myself

    • @dreisiglps2451
      @dreisiglps2451 3 года назад +4

      HAIL TO ANARCHO-CAPITALISM!!!!

    • @urmama54
      @urmama54 3 года назад +4

      always has been; those who govern your mentality

  • @tonynewton9972
    @tonynewton9972 3 года назад +192

    The worst part of all these is that they are so bang on point they kinda arent funny anymore. Well done guys - brilliant as always & better news than the real news

    • @mgntstr
      @mgntstr 3 года назад +1

      except for the uncomfortable fact the vaccines don't fucking work.

    • @AndrewBoyd15
      @AndrewBoyd15 2 года назад +3

      Yeah, it's kind of appalling and depressing 😳

  • @02_Nman
    @02_Nman 3 года назад +380

    We need a version of this commercial but talking about Phil. This is gold.

    • @mlgical
      @mlgical 3 года назад +5

      Yeah! Definitely... our leaders in the ph are also sh*theads.

    • @cjroallos2994
      @cjroallos2994 3 года назад +6

      Its not gold its nertherite

    • @bury_the_elite65294
      @bury_the_elite65294 3 года назад +1

      @@cjroallos2994 no, it's platinum.

    • @gustavoribeiro7008
      @gustavoribeiro7008 3 года назад

      what happened in the ph?

    • @Yourlocalbush
      @Yourlocalbush 3 года назад

      @@cjroallos2994 the block game consumes us all

  • @goo_90
    @goo_90 3 года назад +664

    Man, I love this lady. Her voice was meant to be soothing but the way she talks is also aggressive at the same time. Nobody can top her.

    • @Hyperio606
      @Hyperio606 3 года назад +40

      shes very nice voice actor.

    • @crispian67
      @crispian67 3 года назад +27

      Lucy's perfect "Smirko" impersonation to round off with an added bonus!

    • @PtLeoJet
      @PtLeoJet 3 года назад +131

      You know the voice your hearing is from a third person, right? A very talented third person

    • @narumi69
      @narumi69 3 года назад +90

      Lady talking and lady acting is 2 different people

    • @ErgonBill
      @ErgonBill 3 года назад +36

      That's Juicy's missus talking. Sorry missus, I forgot your name.

  • @Mart77
    @Mart77 Год назад +6

    Thinking that Australien government exists for people is like believing in Santa while you're 30 yrs old

  • @stray8468
    @stray8468 3 года назад +848

    somebody has to make these actual ads that premiere on RUclips.

    • @JonPais
      @JonPais 3 года назад +13

      it wouldn't make a difference.

    • @chrisbentleywalkingandrambling
      @chrisbentleywalkingandrambling 3 года назад +4

      @@JonPais sadly you are right.

    • @donovanteale6502
      @donovanteale6502 3 года назад +18

      Imagine if Gina supported causes like this instead of secretly funding right wing think tank attack ads to go after climate change activists?

    • @JonPais
      @JonPais 3 года назад +4

      @@chrisbentleywalkingandrambling yep. It reaches us, but not the ones who want to destroy us and the planet.

    • @Rusty_Gold85
      @Rusty_Gold85 3 года назад +3

      share it to your social media .

  • @mrrolandlawrence
    @mrrolandlawrence 3 года назад +109

    now if only the hotels providing these services could pay back the politicians that handed out the contracts to keep australia safe? is there a perticular type of brown envelope that is preferred?

    • @Johninadelaide2022
      @Johninadelaide2022 3 года назад +7

      The LNP are masters of corruption. Nothing to see here.

  • @DorsetSaferRoads
    @DorsetSaferRoads 3 года назад +20

    You guys need a massive team of people to allow you to do world wide news daily, far more accurate and on point than conventional news!

  • @101sharko
    @101sharko Год назад +23

    They should do one on the Pfizer vaccine and their forced released documents on their product.... now the full details are available..... 😬

  • @kugul1683
    @kugul1683 3 года назад +206

    What's really pissing me off about Australia is, that they are letting movie stars in but not their own citizens!

    • @redhammer9910
      @redhammer9910 3 года назад +3

      Perhaps if we weren't blinded by the corporate and government owned media lying to us about the 450,000 persons granted entrance to the country, sorry
      " Stranded Australians" BS narrative we wouldn't be grieving for so many of our own that are now dead. How gullible Australians actually are !

    • @glowiever
      @glowiever 3 года назад +6

      money talks

    • @redhammer9910
      @redhammer9910 3 года назад +3

      That's not quite true. The ABC has been carrying a lie for the Goverment all the way through the pandemic. The constant carry on about stranded Australians was correct at first but ceased as a concern when Morrison started making returned travellers pay for their own quarantine. Even though the ABC continued to dramatise the stranded narrative some 450,000 people entered Australia of which around half were returning travellers all of whom were wealthy enough to afford it. It was all BS, like everything the ABC and the parliament has told us. Like covid, just as predicted but NEVER relayed to the public has lost 94% of It's lethal potency. Yes the predicted spikes cause more infection thus it seems more people are dying of the disease but they are not, statistically it's the opposite. It's only the vulnerable that need to be vaccinated no one else especially not our kids who are 5 times more likely to develop serious injury from Pfiser than covid. It's not about covid anymore, it's about the covid pass, nothing more, it's just abuse of the Australian people.

    • @IHateMath143
      @IHateMath143 3 года назад +4

      In the Philippines the government prefer to have retired general to take charge of health emergencies (vaccine procurement, contact tracing, testing) rather than health experts.

    • @CC-bu2gv
      @CC-bu2gv 2 года назад +3

      own citizens? you mean peasants?

  • @adrianplaskitt8857
    @adrianplaskitt8857 3 года назад +455

    Depressing when satire is both more informative and accurate than normal media. Well done.

    • @alexandredp
      @alexandredp 3 года назад +6

      I would like to see one on the actual side effects, deaths and total uselessness of their jabs... can we? Or are these guys also on the pharma payroll?

    • @anactualfingbottleofranch747
      @anactualfingbottleofranch747 3 года назад +8

      @@alexandredp shut up clown the vaccines have 95% efficacy

    • @benm8274
      @benm8274 3 года назад +2

      @@alexandredp bingo. Spot on accurate. Nobody asks what happened to the regular flu.
      I guess it's one giant psyop test to determine the intelligence of the common people.

    • @merlinite-
      @merlinite- 3 года назад +3

      @@anactualfingbottleofranch747 hay clown CDC reports on Nine News state ....more vaccinated are in hospital then 😉unvaccinated 🤣 in the US with the Kovid 😳. .

    • @benm8274
      @benm8274 3 года назад +4

      Depressing when people don't have a brain to see the scam.
      Here in the US, democrats gather together WITHOUT SOCIAL DISTANCING AND NO MASKS and they don't get sick.
      Don't believe me? Just check out how blm movement to protest/riot in cities was incited by the democrats to gather LARGE CROWDS and no one got sick. Can someone explain how this works if a pandemic is so deadly but when a political party tells you to riot in mass the safety protocols don't apply anymore?
      Bunch of idiots.

  • @Sciaining
    @Sciaining 3 года назад +110

    Authorised by the Department for Playing Plague Inc. in Real Life

  • @peter5197
    @peter5197 3 года назад +84

    Creating division is how Fascists operate. Divide and control is the game.

  • @danellis-jones1591
    @danellis-jones1591 3 года назад +170

    Absolute gold every time. How the quality of your writing and research stays so high is bemusing and astonishing.

  • @sheikhs1475
    @sheikhs1475 3 года назад +376

    Hahahah. That was brutally funny. I thought Australia would have been out of this mess just like other developed countries but it seems that the government is doing a great job to provide excellent content material to you guys

    • @HorribusAT
      @HorribusAT 3 года назад +24

      'just like other developed countries' - what?! I guess the UK and US aren't developed for sure then...

    • @redhammer9910
      @redhammer9910 3 года назад +3

      You obviously only watch the ABC.

    • @michaelhibbard654
      @michaelhibbard654 3 года назад

      @@redhammer9910 which one. Australian or American.

    • @redhammer9910
      @redhammer9910 3 года назад

      @@michaelhibbard654 Not sure of your question but I'm referring to Australia

    • @michaelhibbard654
      @michaelhibbard654 3 года назад

      Sorry, wasn't sure if you meant the ABC (Australian Broadcasting Corporation) or ABC (American Broadcasting Company)

  • @trje246
    @trje246 3 года назад +51

    i worked on a geriatric ward back in 2018/19 and we had a influenza outbreak throughout the entire ward, room by room - everyone got sick, and it lasted for weeks. Could we open a window and let in some fresh air? Hell no! 'open' isn't even a thing these windows do. So we're all breathing in the same sh!tty sickly stale air day after day week after week. I mean even (the overrated) Florence Nightingale knew you should open a f*****g window. LoL!
    i love these videos more than life itself. Combining logic and reason with comedy - in this day and age - is like breath of fresh air in itself. Keep it up!

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 3 года назад +10

      Agree completely - even hermetically sealed hotels freak me out. Growing up in England, my mum religiously used to put me out in my pram most days for some fresh air. Have a very healthy immune system and I put it down to that and eating dirt!

    • @langdons2848
      @langdons2848 3 года назад +1

      @@sheilaboston7051 Breakfast of (future) champions that!

    • @macelharen
      @macelharen 3 года назад +3

      yup. and even droplet transmission becomes dangerously aerosol when the room is 'saturated'...my health care college training, although you really had to read between the lines because the teachers were all ex-psyche ward nurses (and you know they loved their old school restraints. probably why they got booted out, probably)...i failed the first time around, but learned to shut up and not ask intelligent questions of total morons who literally couldn't work bed arms (and would write 'out of order' on them)
      that's what drives me crazy about 'experts' and "airborne" transmission: it is so warped. i constantly have to re-educate my wife whenever she gets lost reading media 'news' report clickbait
      heh. years ago there was this norovirus outbreak in a local care facility, and the media were all agog about airborne transmission blah blah blah the staff were all up to date about asepsis, their union said. and i'm like, bwhaha that facility has such a bad reputation for shitty, literally, handwashing by staff.
      the idea norovirus is 'airborne' and got transmitted via air circulation was mindblowing, and you know the reporter just parroted whatever the sweet union rep told them (and the corporate stooges owning the place agreed with, cuz it serves their purposes too)
      it's ironic that all this media reporting, plus the NDAs health care are usually slapped with ("don't talk to media"), isn't countered by most health care workers because being short staffed is great for everyone's seniority on the 'on-call list'...the health care's dirty little secret. And having clickbait news bullshit swirling around doesn't matter to most of them cuz it benefits their bottom line. "airborne? great, we dont' have to worry about asepsis checks that much anymore"

    • @sybrandwoudstra9236
      @sybrandwoudstra9236 3 года назад +1

      @@macelharen First of all, thank you for your very informative comment.
      But then, since when are the opinions of "experts" superior to peer-reviewed PubMed articles? I thought it was just the case when experts weer on the same stage as (and influenced by) politicians.

  • @bobkane432
    @bobkane432 Год назад +7

    Thank you for admitting that people in favor of lockdowns hate freedom

    • @williamwhere1603
      @williamwhere1603 Год назад

      Do… do you not realise this is satire?

    • @bobkane432
      @bobkane432 Год назад +1

      ​​@@williamwhere1603 Yes it's satirizing the people who are anti freedom by pointing out that those who advocated for the stupid Covid rules were massive hypocrites and it's the governments fault all those people died rather than the public's

  • @nappanop320
    @nappanop320 3 года назад +70

    that katie hopkins reference had me fully wheezing

    • @bury_the_elite65294
      @bury_the_elite65294 3 года назад +4

      Me too. Having said that, comparing that toxic neoliberal pus-bag Hatey Slopkins to a virus, is a heinous insult to viruses...

  • @midas0787
    @midas0787 3 года назад +24

    The voice is really really more effective than the subtitles. Who has the voice again? Ladies, three of you, you're amazing! What a content!

  • @vulcan4d
    @vulcan4d 3 года назад +141

    These ladies are awesome and the researchers are thorough. We need more shows like this for every country to expose their corrupt governments.

    • @AgoristsRising
      @AgoristsRising 3 года назад +1

      No one has a right to initiate violence and rob others. How did governments get the right to initiate violence (through government-mandated restrictions) and to rob others (through taxation and infinite inflation) with the nation's most powerful weapons, no less? 🤔

    • @mistergiraffe9425
      @mistergiraffe9425 3 года назад +1

      Here in the Philippines!
      ...We're still mad at the 400 million pesos used to make a "white sand beach" in Manila bag with dolomite (that turns dark grey the moment it gets splashed with water, amazing for a country at the edge of the pacific).
      With the reasoning that it was for our mental health.
      The opening also caused a permitted mass gathering so you can imagine how much fun that was for number of cases.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 3 года назад

      @@AgoristsRising By public mandate.
      No one has a right to initiave violence. What if someone does anyway?
      No one has a right to robt others. What is someone does anyway?
      Both questions have the same answer: Government agents put a stop to it. Usually police or militias, and judges. And if they abuse their authority? Same answer.
      What is a government? A body of people working for the general public, legitimised by the consent of same general public.
      What do they do?
      How do you avoid someone putting poison into your food, accidentally or deliberately? Government restrictions regulating food safety. Same with medication. Same with traffic rules.
      What is taxation? Removing money from circulation to prevent infinite inflation.
      What causes inflation? Several reasons, but in any case it means money is worth less than before.
      Where does money come from? The government. (Except in the UK and the USA where the mints have been privatised.)
      Where does the money from the government go? The military, infrastructure, savings banks, government workers, civil servants, government pensioners, universities, schools, children, and the unemployed. (Except in the UK and the USA, where the government pays its workers and the military with loans.)

    • @AgoristsRising
      @AgoristsRising 3 года назад +1

      @@davidwuhrer6704 The government does not have an obligation to protect their citizens from crime. Look up qualified immunity. People have to exercise their right to self-defense.

    • @AgoristsRising
      @AgoristsRising 3 года назад

      @@davidwuhrer6704 what do you mean by public mandate? 🤔

  • @foxboi6309
    @foxboi6309 3 года назад +18

    So how's Australia doing? I'd love to see a video about the current situation. I wonder if you would actually do that ~

  • @Davidrunz
    @Davidrunz 3 года назад +127

    I've literally been trying to get my family to understand that THERE IS NO WAY COVID CASES HAPPEN UNLESS HOTELS SUCK AND CASES HAPPEN WITHIN THEM. Thanks for making this video instead of idiots thinking covid just "happened again randomly" in Australia :)

    • @BenJamin-jc4jm
      @BenJamin-jc4jm 3 года назад +3

      Who thinks it pops up randomly ? We all know where it comes from. Family probably just don’t like you , so acting dumb so you leave them alone.

    • @Davidrunz
      @Davidrunz 3 года назад +7

      @@BenJamin-jc4jm m8 people in GENERAL I have noticed haven't taken the time to think how corona came back. People just have a blind view, controlled by the government "Get the vaccine to keep our community safe", "self isolate to stop the virus from spreading". All bullcrap. Yes it is true, but that isn't the problem nor the reason for a corona outbreak.
      In theory, for a virus to start, it either has to be CREATED or TRANSMITTED. I doubt it was recreated in Australia, thus it was TRANSMITTED. Therefore, the virus came from Outside Australia. But how did it get in? Someone has to cross Australian borders with the virus. But don't they quarantine??? Yea, supposedly! But clearly they aren't isolating/quarantining properly. Fair enough considering people are idiots, but who's job is it to enforce isolation? That's right! The bloody government enforcement's! They are clearly doing a Shite job at it (as demonstrated in this video). So how many people that don't understand this do you know? I know plenty! Unless you literally are surrounded by family and friends with a decent brain, than I would say quite a bit of the population is clueless and brain-dead.
      So, think about what you comment before commenting something so shitty.

    • @theoriginalwasa
      @theoriginalwasa 3 года назад +2

      @@Davidrunz I don't think anyone believes that the vaccine roll out is going well. I have literally not met a single person that thinks that. Who are these people that are being "tricked" by the government?
      David, are you a teenager? You're ability to string an argument together sounds like it. I am not saying that you are wrong. You sound more cogent than a junior primary school kid. I am just saying your comment seems overly simplistic like a teenager would think. The real world is a little more complicated than you describe. I don't even think you've really captured what the issues are. Instead, you're fixated on a one-dimensional aspect of the problem. It's thinking like that which makes for really susceptible viewers for this pseudo-humour video style.

    • @Davidrunz
      @Davidrunz 3 года назад +1

      @@theoriginalwasa this is my view. If I were to display all my knowledge on the corona virus, it would be a lot longer than 100 words lol. You seem simplistic in thinking that I can cover a problem in 3 dimensions within 100 words.
      Yes most people believe the rollout is not going well, although there is a reason half of Americans have taken it, and a rise in Australians taking it. MY argument is simply saying so agree with ONE aspect of the video. I don't understand how in hell you think I will give 3 dimensions of a problem over RUclips? Yes it seems like a teenager wrote it, because I couldn't give 2 shits how my grammar, sentence structure and general overview of a problem sounds.
      You sound like you need to make a university chat for PhD graduates where capital letters at the start of a sentence are essential to join the PhD community.
      Now, I am fixating on ONE element of this video. Yes it may come across as "1 dimentional" as you said, but that is because IT LITERALLY IS as I am fixating on ONE aspect of her video. I am then expanding on that aspect as it is something I see a lot. So if you don't like it, go to your PhD chat and talk 3-D with all the grumpy blokes with a PhD. RUclips is a place for opinions, regardless of how simplistic and/or how many dimentional they are.

    • @l_ifeefi_l1998
      @l_ifeefi_l1998 3 года назад

      All cases especially the new delta variant r sure came from outside of country. So its not a hard deduction

  • @Fabio53443
    @Fabio53443 3 года назад +52

    hell, if the Italian gov't top yours, you gotta start asking yourself a couple of questions.

    • @senecanzallanute4066
      @senecanzallanute4066 3 года назад

      spoken like a true D-A-G-O.

    • @bury_the_elite65294
      @bury_the_elite65294 3 года назад +3

      @@senecanzallanute4066 spoken like a true R-A-C-I-S-T.

    • @Vanadium
      @Vanadium 3 года назад +1

      @@bury_the_elite65294 he could be an Italian , username checks out so you are the true racist for slapping it another dude.

  • @leonieprice2932
    @leonieprice2932 3 года назад +104

    Bernard Keene (Crikey) makes the point that we have had PMs who have been more corrupt, incompetent, thuggish and arrogant than Morrison - but not one who combines all of these qualities in the one person and to the same extent as him. Hard to argue.

    • @NathanCroucher
      @NathanCroucher 3 года назад +5

      Worst PM ever

    • @Jono4174
      @Jono4174 3 года назад +1

      I would like to see that venn diagram

  • @jAyMaC128
    @jAyMaC128 3 года назад +13

    I really like how the voice is edited together to make it sound like those hastily edited news reports where they put sentences together from different areas of the take, it's gold 😂

  • @Dylan-Harvey
    @Dylan-Harvey 3 года назад +26

    This is 100% how I feel, thank you for making it

  • @p4ul.f708
    @p4ul.f708 3 года назад +78

    Before I discovered this channel, I didn't even know that so much is going wrong in Australia. Thanks for educating me !

    • @lilyofthevalley6247
      @lilyofthevalley6247 3 года назад +5

      Australian government employs evil people.

    • @redhammer9910
      @redhammer9910 3 года назад +1

      That's because you watch the ABC lol

    • @richo2501
      @richo2501 3 года назад +2

      Don't believe everything you read here. You're only getting a one sided discussion here.

    • @richo2501
      @richo2501 3 года назад

      @Elliot I'm in Sydney, in one of the 12 LGA's most effected and yes, it is shit. But what's that got to do with the bias of this channel?

    • @richo2501
      @richo2501 3 года назад +1

      @Elliot I wasn't making a point though. All I said to the other person was that if they took what was said on this chanel verbatum, they would only be getting one side of the story. They would be getting a biased opinion. Bias is normal and these guys can do whatever they want and think whatever they want but their one sided thought process sticks out like dogs balls, as is the case with ALL the state Governments. Even the NSW LNP was getting in the on Fed bashing for a while there. But, if you don't live here and it sounded like they didn't by the phrasing they used, you might think it was all accurate but it's not. It's coloured by just as much spin as the claim that's constantly made regarding the Feds. I mean if people don't think Daniel Andrews isn't the king of spin in this country (even flat out lying to the Coate enquiry), then I can't help them.

  • @nance6930
    @nance6930 3 года назад +51

    I can't like this enough 😂. 'Vaccine Troll Out' and 'Prime Marketer'... You're only speaking the truth

    • @TIMBASSIX
      @TIMBASSIX 3 года назад +1

      and the Paraying Minister.. gold

    • @trackmaster2000
      @trackmaster2000 3 года назад +1

      100% true 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bankerpiggy4721
      @bankerpiggy4721 3 года назад +1

      We do a little trolling

    • @logos7789
      @logos7789 3 года назад +1

      Truth bahahah these shills speak unproperganda

  • @Oueenazolatigressgina
    @Oueenazolatigressgina 3 года назад +13

    This woman never fails to make me laugh, the way she does the news is funny as hell

  • @TheAlps36
    @TheAlps36 3 года назад +137

    Australia could not have been in a better position to be the first 100% covid-free country. With no land border, strict quarantine laws and low population density it should have been a slam dunk to vaccinate everyone (It's also 55th in terms of world population so we wouldn't have needed that many vaccines anyway). I am staggered at how badly the government screwed it all up

    • @susanwilliams2392
      @susanwilliams2392 3 года назад +22

      Excuse me. New Zealand is locally aquired covid free. The only cases we've had for months have been successfully contained at the border. We've spent the vast majority of this outbreak with cases only at the border. The only way any country can be completely covid free, not just locally aquired free, is by keeping citizens travelling from almost all other countries out. Because even with vaccines and pre departure testing, it wouldn't catch everyone, which is why you need quarantine at the border.

    • @gfr9109
      @gfr9109 3 года назад +9

      @@spiritlevelstudios
      They do, though. Slightly less effectively than with other variants, but it's still significant.

    • @xway2
      @xway2 3 года назад +17

      @@spiritlevelstudios Nobody's said the vaccine will stop you from getting Covid. That's why you need multiple doses, remember? Each one will protect you more, but it will never be perfect. If you do get it, the vaccine will make it less severe. That's why most of the people dying of Covid at this point are unvaccinated. The vaccinated people still get it, but they aren't hit as hard by it. (and in a stroke of luck, the vaccines are pretty effective against the Delta variant as well, despite not being developed for it)

    • @gfr9109
      @gfr9109 3 года назад +17

      @@spiritlevelstudios "compared to strenghtening the immune system naturally"
      There is no functional difference between a vaccine and the disease that vaccine combats, when it comes to immune system recognition/retention.
      The only "natural" way to "strengthen" the immune system is to get exposed to the disease. This will then make you immune (or at least more resistant to) to that specific disease. Apart from this immunisation, the immune system itself is not strenghtened by this. In fact, it has temporarily become weaker as it had to spend resources fighting off the disease, which leaves you vulnerable to other pathogens. This is why people can die of pneumonia after serious infections.

    • @gfr9109
      @gfr9109 3 года назад +13

      @@spiritlevelstudios
      That was not what I said. The immune system still has to recognise the pathogen before it can effectively fight it and on the first infection, that takes quite some time *regardless of how healthy one's immune system is* . Even a healthy immune system isn't immunised by default.
      Vaccinations are, in effect, a substitute for the first infection. The difference is that with the vaccine, you are far less likely to get sick from this "infection". Again, the same "natural" process is used to immunise the body; antigens of the pathogen get recognised, the body produces matching antibodies to fight it. During this, it also produces memory cells for far quicker responses in the future (this is the immunisation part).
      I also want to say, "it's natural" doesn't mean it's better or even good for you at all. You can extract perfectly natural cyanide from various (wild) seeds but you sure as hell wouldn't want to ingest that. The "appeal to nature fallacy" is called that for a reason.

  • @daytoncoates4930
    @daytoncoates4930 3 года назад +39

    “Hard for your mental health” is a bit of drastic understatement

    • @MrMitchellday
      @MrMitchellday 3 года назад +4

      Doesn't play well for their political views. Like the statement quarantine is a federal issue, but states agreed to take control of it. Then when it falls apart, blame the federal government. Or the fact that NZs fully vaccinated rate is lower than us. But I thought Jacinda cared about her people, does that mean she completely messed up too? I hate the politics playing into this shit.

    • @unionunicorn6776
      @unionunicorn6776 3 года назад +2

      It’s still better than Long Covid -__-

    • @specialingu
      @specialingu 3 года назад +2

      @@MrMitchellday I do wonder if countries like yours and nz, Japan where more cautious or hang back from taking vaccine because other countries where in a really bad place. (there is only so much vaccine supply). The UK government gambled on the vaccine several times.. It was the right choice, but it was a gamble.

    • @daytoncoates4930
      @daytoncoates4930 3 года назад +3

      @@unionunicorn6776 well when it comes to the impacts on mental health, I have to disagree.
      (In the U.S.)
      There’s been and 18% increase in drug overdoses.
      25% of young adults have reported to have recently contemplated suicide
      And Domestic abuse is up 8%.
      And these lockdowns weren’t meant to keep everyone locked up until coronavirus went away: we would say things like slow the spread and flatten the curve (remember two weeks to flatten the curve?).
      In the beginning we all knew it would’ve been impractical to say “stop the spread” but now that’s basically policy

    • @nankerphelge3771
      @nankerphelge3771 3 года назад +1

      @@daytoncoates4930 None of which would be necessary if we all got vaccinated.

  • @victorsvoice7978
    @victorsvoice7978 3 года назад +240

    Morrison lied to the Australian people when he said, "It is not a race." Now look where Australia is. Dead last. Good one PM.
    Go Australia.

    • @angela_www
      @angela_www 3 года назад +2

      Perhaps Morrison is assuming that we can do a Bradbury. However he was a great athlete in the top 8 in the world of skating for a decade and in his final olympics, he had not given up on the target.

    • @1049662
      @1049662 3 года назад +4

      It's not a race, but we're losing.

    • @ScrapMetalTV.
      @ScrapMetalTV. 3 года назад +8

      The most vaccuated countries in the world have massive numbers of Covid cases, just look.

    • @lookingforthetruth3402
      @lookingforthetruth3402 3 года назад +11

      So that means Australians aren't rushing to get that experimental, untested, unknown cocktail of poison? And the pcr tests have been proven to be inaccurate and was never designed for such tests, causing false positives cases!! Yep i wonder why Australians aren't lining up to get the jab? 🤔

    • @primusn9870
      @primusn9870 3 года назад

      Even behind third world countries that says a lot.

  • @racheltaylor50
    @racheltaylor50 3 года назад +5

    You forgot our third line of defence, successful at home treatments for Covid. So people are treated before they get so sick they need hospital care.
    And our true first line of defence. A healthy lifestyle, regular exercise and good diets.

    • @stevebramblet7192
      @stevebramblet7192 3 года назад

      This isn't the channel to come for common sense or education... but yes, you're right.

  • @goingnowhere4487
    @goingnowhere4487 3 года назад +41

    Love it how you called us peasants. I’ve been saying for a long time that the need to ask our lords for permission to leave the land is a hark back to the days of serfdom 😞

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 3 года назад +4

      Not really. Serfs could leave if they wanted to, but they would lose all legal protection if nowhere else wanted them. Many moved to cities, outside of the control of lords, but even the cities wouldn't let you in without an invitation.
      Passports are an invention of the 20th century, on the occasion of what is misleadingly called the Spanish Flu.

    • @goingnowhere4487
      @goingnowhere4487 3 года назад +4

      @@davidwuhrer6704 fair call. Still feel like a peasant though

  • @ghostrider51500
    @ghostrider51500 3 года назад +54

    Wish someone did something like this for the USA corporation

  • @chooseyourdestiny75
    @chooseyourdestiny75 3 года назад +36

    20m Australians need to watch this

    • @TheGuyWithShotguns
      @TheGuyWithShotguns 3 года назад +3

      Australians can grow that tall!?

    • @SimonAshworthWood
      @SimonAshworthWood 3 года назад +4

      Then please share it and ask everyone else to do the same. Effective is what gets you the results you want.

  • @billjenkins5693
    @billjenkins5693 3 года назад +1

    The difference between a subject and a citizen is the ability to defend yourself from the government

  • @gaymer618
    @gaymer618 3 года назад +20

    Mid twenties Brit here.
    If you’re offered Oxford AstraZeneca please take it.
    You have a bigger chance of winning the lottery opposed to severe symptoms. All I had was a sore arm on first jab, fatigue + sore arm on second jab.
    Better than having covid I reckon.

    • @fast-yi9js
      @fast-yi9js 3 года назад +3

      tbf, lots of people that'd believe the panic over astra also are convinced they will win the lottery one day

    • @em945
      @em945 3 года назад

      @@fast-yi9js 😁

    • @Nemesisrooster
      @Nemesisrooster 3 года назад +1

      @Gaymer, I am in my late 50's and had my first shot of AstraZeneca and have my 2nd shot in 2 weeks. I had a sore arm and a headache and felt really cold the day after but like you said, "Better than having covid"

  • @kavamasilagi8451
    @kavamasilagi8451 3 года назад +17

    This is so sad. Here in Fiji, one hotel quarantine breach and poor decisions have now seen the country nearing over 1/4 of the population being currently infected with the Delta Variant (not counting those who've recovered and the deaths). Hotel quarantines definitely DO NOT work at all. What's more sad is we constantly see Australia promising us doses of vaccines and sending aid but the situation in Australia seems pretty bad as well. As much as we're thankful for the help...but why promise so much elsewhere when your own citizens are having such a hard time. It's always supposed to be about the best interest of your people first before playing the aid and influence game with China over other South Pacific countries.

    • @indyrock8148
      @indyrock8148 3 года назад +2

      Fiji got hit hard by the Spanish flu as well. I hope it's not so bad.

    • @tiddlypom2097
      @tiddlypom2097 3 года назад +1

      We're still in a pretty strong position in Australia - with regards to covid anyway. Our issue is the politics and ensuring we do what we need to, to stop the situation becoming bad. Also other (political) problems, such as housing crisis, stagnant wages, water, etc.
      In total we have had 32,565 infections so far, which is only 0.13% of our population. Our death rate is now low, our hospitals are coping. The problem is that - as experience all over the world shows - it can go so quickly from "a few people are sick, a few people died" to hospitals overwhelmed. Especially if it gets into vulnerable communities (as happened July 2020, in Victoria).

  • @TheQuin75
    @TheQuin75 3 года назад +17

    As a person from Vic I also want to remind people of a further federal responsibility .... Age Care.

    • @brettcoster4781
      @brettcoster4781 3 года назад +2

      Absolutely. Most of the "Victorian" deaths were in the Federally-managed aged care system. I don't think there were any deaths in the many fewer State-run aged care facilities.

    • @judythomas2345
      @judythomas2345 3 года назад +3

      @@brettcoster4781 your absolutely right….Scott from marketing killed them ….but u won’t hear anything about it Murdoch won’t print it nor will the major channels ever mention it again. RIP our elderly…..

  • @WrestleTheDecibel
    @WrestleTheDecibel 3 года назад +13

    "Seven star accommodation" I'm absolutely crying! Keep up the good work

  • @Albumancer
    @Albumancer 3 года назад +18

    That "Not the real logo" on the logo still gets me XD

    • @greenvolksi7886
      @greenvolksi7886 3 года назад +2

      Didn’t notice! Thanks for pointing out

  • @kathyheyne8610
    @kathyheyne8610 3 года назад +12

    I’m glad I found this one late. I’m 4 days into lockdown here in Newcastle, living with an elderly parent who can’t get her 2nd AZ shot for a fortnight. The country might be awash in AstraZeneca- but Newcastle is seriously short of appointments and has been for weeks.
    Big shout out to everyone else in lockdown- especially everyone in Western Sydney. We feel for you. We know you’re doing everything you can to keep us and each other safe, but this is Delta and we needed competent government. Instead we got shirking and smirking and jerking on desks.

    • @redhammer9910
      @redhammer9910 3 года назад +2

      Given you have little else to do in lockdown there are some excellent peer reviewed papers and scientific papers on what the mRNA technology is actually about, quite scary what they don't know about the medium and long term effects. But then if you only watch the ABC good luck in finding your jab.

    • @namename6866
      @namename6866 3 года назад +4

      Because it a lie

    • @hc8714
      @hc8714 3 года назад

      @@redhammer9910 lol these flat earthers just got better by quoting "science"

  • @maeljones1763
    @maeljones1763 3 года назад +13

    Wow, never imagined my small country would ever get mentioned in an Honest Government Ad. Even less so for doing something good...

    • @Phoenix-One0922
      @Phoenix-One0922 2 года назад +1

      "Small country"..??? Australia is a freaking Continent!!!

    • @asinicw9906
      @asinicw9906 2 года назад

      @@Phoenix-One0922 they're talking about the successful covid control list

  • @21kiwi24
    @21kiwi24 3 года назад +24

    When you think you're rebelling or whistleblowing when you're actually doing exactly what they want you to do.

    • @Lichenfish
      @Lichenfish 3 года назад +2

      Ikr

    • @annbritanilsson
      @annbritanilsson 3 года назад +2

      Shills

    • @Patrick-bu5vy
      @Patrick-bu5vy Год назад

      When you're so smart you can't even spell "to".

    • @21kiwi24
      @21kiwi24 Год назад +1

      @@Patrick-bu5vy "too" the adverb is used instead of besides, in addition, also, or as well. But you can use it for other things, too, like when you want to indicate excessiveness.
      Is English your first language?

    • @Patrick-bu5vy
      @Patrick-bu5vy Год назад

      @@21kiwi24 Excellent. Now give me your take on ‘your’ in place of ‘you are’ ….genius.

  • @bellagetsbold
    @bellagetsbold 3 года назад +37

    THE BEST ONE YET - NAILED IT!! As a fully vaccinated Aussie locked out of her own country due to Scomo's shitshow of shirking, smirking + jerking I salute you Juice Media!! Thank you 🙌🏼

    • @garden_dork
      @garden_dork 3 года назад

      Look at this flex ... What do you want a medal or something?

    • @bellagetsbold
      @bellagetsbold 3 года назад +10

      @@garden_dork woah dude, calm your farm. Just showing appreciation for juice media telling it like it is. If Scomo didn't screw things up, perhaps Aus would be on track to remove caps, hotel quarantine + borders rather than locking down the whole country and delaying us from being able to get home even longer. Haven't seen my family in three years, show a little empathy rather than attacking 😣

    • @daverodgers779
      @daverodgers779 3 года назад +7

      Belinda long, I hope you are able to get home soon, I think the repatriation of Aussies has been the second biggest shit show, behind the lack of vaccines, we can bring in tennis players but not our own citizens.

    • @thatswhatisaid8908
      @thatswhatisaid8908 3 года назад +1

      @@daverodgers779 and dumbarse rightwing entertainment creeps who then have to be immediately deported... And premiers can jaunt to Japan and back....

    • @daverodgers779
      @daverodgers779 3 года назад

      @@thatswhatisaid8908 agreed.

  • @sarahanson9099
    @sarahanson9099 3 года назад +30

    Please make a Shirking, Smirking and Jerking on Desks t-shirt, I would totally buy one - I just tried.

    • @asheronwindspear552
      @asheronwindspear552 3 года назад +1

      If someone does make it they need to change to position of the kangaroos on the coat of arms.

  • @energetek661
    @energetek661 3 года назад +41

    I am from the U.S and this is more educational about Australia then my geography class ever was😂.

    • @sosjer
      @sosjer 3 года назад +7

      Yeah, maybe because on geography you learn about geography and not politics or recent events? Idk

    • @dcmastermindfirst9418
      @dcmastermindfirst9418 Год назад

      1. It's than not then.
      2. You yanks are so dumb.

  • @rabokarabekian409
    @rabokarabekian409 3 года назад +6

    'Mercan, "Give me liberty or give me death!"
    COVID, "How about both?"

  • @gerryhouska2859
    @gerryhouska2859 3 года назад +42

    What would Jeesus do? Play dead for three days.

  • @sithofdarkness8927
    @sithofdarkness8927 3 года назад +7

    the only way I know what's happening in Australia. thank you

  • @apophisjones4361
    @apophisjones4361 3 года назад +19

    Scott Morrison can go home to home with his healling hands . God magic its science .

  • @jtvalente
    @jtvalente 3 года назад +13

    Thank you for bringing a smile to my face. You guys rock the political satire so very well!!

  • @marcelogaribotto5117
    @marcelogaribotto5117 3 года назад +7

    And that we have to pay for our OWN Hotel quarantine!

  • @benjaminshiels1824
    @benjaminshiels1824 3 года назад +15

    Omg I haft to watch these multiple times bc I miss stuff from giggling! 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @pakde8002
      @pakde8002 3 года назад

      Funnier than a "bag o' dicks"

  • @Chris75c
    @Chris75c 3 года назад +18

    I love this series! Every country should have RUclipsrs like you guys.

  • @babykosh5415
    @babykosh5415 3 года назад +1

    If there was ever a Nobel prize of internet content creation....thejuicemedia wins

  • @ayyjayy2583
    @ayyjayy2583 3 года назад +12

    Great video as always

  • @lmbtcs1879
    @lmbtcs1879 3 года назад +91

    “Vaccine trollout” fucking gold

    • @somaliagiraffe
      @somaliagiraffe 3 года назад +1

      juicemedia shill covid in plain sight

  • @tonyb9735
    @tonyb9735 3 года назад +18

    Right at the end there, that was the best shit-faced smirk in the whole history of shit-faced smirks! Kudos!
    So many great lines in this episode, another masterful video that makes us laugh and cry at the same time. Thank you JM, your videos almost make the shit-fuckery worth the pain.

    • @andthefunkybunch1466
      @andthefunkybunch1466 3 года назад +2

      I've watched her smirk like ten times already it's perfect lol

  • @NC19
    @NC19 Год назад +8

    This aged well...

  • @Dogmuff1ns
    @Dogmuff1ns 3 года назад +14

    I'm a student from the Brisbane high school where students got covid... Australia for the win

    • @dancamplinmusic
      @dancamplinmusic 3 года назад +1

      Have a fun 2 weeks at home buddy! Hopefully they screw up home learning again and you can just play video games all day haha

    • @DavidHRyall
      @DavidHRyall 3 года назад +4

      I live in Bali where we have 500 cases per day and life carries on. The Aussie government has gaslit everyone into irrational fear. It ain't that scared or deadly, most deaths are people who are over 80 who were already on deaths door. Check the stats. They would have died of the flu too

    • @essenestephanie
      @essenestephanie 3 года назад +1

      You are a voice in sense in this unreasonable video... this juice media tells of politicians doing a shitty job but she is all for quanrantines to continue, just as long as they have sealed air vents... news flash.. covid is only transferable when you have the flu symptoms of sneezing , coughs and the such like influenza... so just breathing in the same room as another human does not equal transmission .

  • @leebannister3759
    @leebannister3759 3 года назад +31

    Yeah, just finished this whole thing and going to go back to teaching without any protections. 40 students + 1 teacher in a room, yeah "totally cool and normal"

    • @dellaangel
      @dellaangel 3 года назад +4

      Problem being you believe "protections" are worth anything. 75% of "delta" hospitalizations are Vaccinated (in every country). Think about the protections your country is FORTUNATELY lacking. Y'all will live longer without any. Do you personally know anyone that has died OF C19, or even "with" it?

    • @specialingu
      @specialingu 3 года назад +3

      @@dellaangel nice disinformation 🙄

    • @joebiden123mail5
      @joebiden123mail5 3 года назад +1

      Guys the delta Variant Is More infectious and More airborne Than any other Strain Becarefull!

    • @joebiden123mail5
      @joebiden123mail5 3 года назад +1

      Guys the delta Variant Is More infectious and More airborne Than any other Strain Becarefull!

    • @TiNiTooN-fb1hl
      @TiNiTooN-fb1hl 3 года назад +1

      @@nathanlewis42
      And you are still alive after the deadliest virus in history?

  • @manojvukkem2318
    @manojvukkem2318 3 года назад +9

    Love how u come up with a seperate department for each video 🤣🤣😂

  • @littlecatfeet9064
    @littlecatfeet9064 3 года назад +6

    I’d always thought that quarantining people in a closed airconditioned hotel was idiotic, but what did I know as a non-expert? Thank you Juice Media! Also, if I ever have to quarantine, I bloody hope it’s at a bloody beaut caravan park 🇦🇺

    • @sheilaboston7051
      @sheilaboston7051 3 года назад

      Yes, who knew it could take so long to think about building a quarantine centre or two ...

  • @krum1703
    @krum1703 3 года назад +17

    I'm legit wondering how you people haven't revolted.

    • @hedlosa9574
      @hedlosa9574 3 года назад +3

      because of Murdoch and all his ilk are telling everyone that still reads printed news (read: most Aussies over 30) that this government is great and they are doing a great job.

    • @Brakiros
      @Brakiros 3 года назад +4

      This country is full of sheep that feed from the Murdocracy trough and aren't capable of thinking out of the propaganda bubble

    • @hedlosa9574
      @hedlosa9574 3 года назад +2

      @@Brakiros protip mate, if you have not already get the browser extension 'bye rupert' it blocks all websites that he controls, which is more then what I thought he had before I installed it

    • @olsim1730
      @olsim1730 3 года назад +3

      Cuntry full of gutless wonders?

    • @mrmagoo4134
      @mrmagoo4134 3 года назад +6

      @@olsim1730 I'm Australian and I'm ashamed of my fellow Australians, I'll be sharing this video, fuck the Australian government

  • @tommi207
    @tommi207 3 года назад +4

    I never comment on videos but omg I love this and wish Brazil had one like it too. Its awesome how on point and accurate their research acc is

  • @rachelcolley888
    @rachelcolley888 3 года назад +6

    This brilliant video had me laughing and then crying! Thankyou! I feel vindicated in my hatred for the Australian Federal Government's policies seeing other people make fun of them!

  • @derekwallace6001
    @derekwallace6001 3 года назад +3

    Can you do a video on the surveillance bill that was passed?

  • @garryriding5106
    @garryriding5106 7 месяцев назад +11

    Backed the wrong horse On this one.. 😂

  • @gopalsoni1806
    @gopalsoni1806 3 года назад +5

    I need this type of teacher who explain clearly like her and smiLe always 🤣.

  • @ComaDave
    @ComaDave 3 года назад +86

    And he'll ride to victory in the next Federal Election on a ready-made wave of ignorance, fear and stupidity.

    • @alcooper944
      @alcooper944 3 года назад +10

      Sad but probably true , a nation of Morons

    • @frankie2394
      @frankie2394 3 года назад +13

      I hope you're wrong. 😬🤞

    • @bradnorman7535
      @bradnorman7535 3 года назад +12

      I think you just mentioned 3 of my family members

    • @invalidentity1586
      @invalidentity1586 3 года назад +9

      And a rigged voting system

    • @davidnorris166
      @davidnorris166 3 года назад +8

      Vote Labor

  • @firthm2
    @firthm2 3 года назад +1

    Her smirk at the end sums it up perfectly

  • @thepintman6166
    @thepintman6166 3 года назад +12

    Just 2 weeks to Flatten the Curve!

  • @boxeswithfoxes
    @boxeswithfoxes 3 года назад +10

    You forgot to mention about allowing sporting events 😂

    • @darrenrobinson9041
      @darrenrobinson9041 3 года назад +5

      The virus has been proven not to spread in crowds watching a sporting event, in liquor stores, or anywhere a foreign celebrity is appearing.

    • @joshmissen4258
      @joshmissen4258 3 года назад

      @@darrenrobinson9041 you had me going for a second there 🤣

    • @nyrkyg2213
      @nyrkyg2213 3 года назад

      Gives us something to do

  • @Vikashkumar-nw3dd
    @Vikashkumar-nw3dd 3 года назад +30

    "Authorised by the department of shrinking and smirking and jerking on desk" funniest line ever
    A lot of love ❤️❤️❤️ from India🇮🇳🇮🇳

    • @elowishusmirkatroid4898
      @elowishusmirkatroid4898 3 года назад

      Apparently, a Govt Minister really did jerk off on a female Minister's desk, and they all thought it was hilarious.

  • @hahahaha-yw9ot
    @hahahaha-yw9ot 2 года назад +1

    "Authorized for the department of shirking and smirking (and jerking on desks)"
    I lost it

  • @bernardfender5147
    @bernardfender5147 3 года назад +7

    Yeah, please send Adam Hills a t-shirt so he can wear it on The Last Leg!

  • @rajdeep_2002_
    @rajdeep_2002_ 3 года назад +7

    I'm an Indian but I love to watch this channel🤣 with facts you guys roast the govt horribly😂
    Wish I could get an Indian version of these😂

    • @rajdeep_2002_
      @rajdeep_2002_ 3 года назад +1

      @@jellyfishi_ true😅 they are over obsessed with Pak & China... Our main source of news is mainly youtube & Newspapers, and the govt ownd DD News😅

  • @r-mur
    @r-mur 3 года назад +10

    So, just a hypothetical... Is there any way to make assassination legal?... For research purposes only, of course.

    • @generalcodsworth4417
      @generalcodsworth4417 3 года назад

      I mean, if you assassinate enough people, there won't be anyone left to stop you. This is how I play stealth video games, anyway, I do not reccomend this as legal advice, please seek a real lawyer for legal advice.

    • @trishstephens1934
      @trishstephens1934 3 года назад

      Careful. I got 7 day ban for mentioning bringing back the f…squad

  • @prantikkanrar4889
    @prantikkanrar4889 3 года назад

    We need this type of media in our country

  • @warszawianek
    @warszawianek 3 года назад +4

    this channel is so pessimistic and I'm lovin' it

  • @kevintyerman1906
    @kevintyerman1906 3 года назад +4

    Gotta love the last line of the last line - unexpected coverage of a completely different issue.

  • @avgeek707
    @avgeek707 3 года назад +131

    Now imagine if they made one of these... but for Argentina. Or Boris. Either shit show works.

    • @andrewwashere9151
      @andrewwashere9151 3 года назад +4

      Spanish translation coming soon for RUclips captions, I'm working on it now, should be up tomorrow

    • @bradnorman7535
      @bradnorman7535 3 года назад +5

      Or half the states in the US (even though its totally available) or Brazil

    • @TheQuin75
      @TheQuin75 3 года назад +4

      And by Argentina you mean Brazil, right?? :P

    • @ttyagraj9554
      @ttyagraj9554 3 года назад +2

      Or india, but a few weeks ago. That would be entertaining

    • @lordrork5884
      @lordrork5884 3 года назад +6

      At this stage, let's really get honest and say that the entire world is running on luck and sticky tape since those at the top are either incompetent, mad or presiding over a war zone. (or potentially all three)

  • @amritayadav500
    @amritayadav500 3 года назад +3

    This types of channel should also be in INDIA 🇮🇳 .....it's really need here

    • @Woscar
      @Woscar 3 года назад

      In India they’ll get arrested for insulting our sensitive, fragile ego politicians

  • @TheDoctorOfThrills
    @TheDoctorOfThrills 3 года назад +11

    I now understand the controversy of that PSA

    • @thetimekeeper955
      @thetimekeeper955 3 года назад +4

      Same. As an American, I actually saw the PSA in question elsewhere in another video. Knowing how Australia packages cigarettes, I thought it was a relatively mild warning by comparison; in watching the remainder of the video and reading the comments for it, however, it became clear that the PSA was somewhat unfair-particularly to the young people at whom it was aimed. Seeing _this_ video brings the scope of the issue to light, and proves the PSA is a lot more than "somewhat" unfair.

    • @raerae734
      @raerae734 3 года назад +9

      It was particularly hurtful because there's been a real ongoing attack against young people in Australia at the moment, in an attempt to deflect blame from the government. I'm in Sydney at the moment, and every morning I have to listen to our politicians and health officers directly addressing young people, saying 'stay home, get vaccinated, you think you're immune but the Delta will target you too." The heavy subtext is that it's up to the young to get Australia out of this. But it's young Australians who haven't had access to vaccines. It's young Australians that work in the riskiest public-facing or critical roles (grocery stores, food prep, health care, construction, etc) and are more likely to catch COVID. The politicians in our country seem to think young people don't understand that this is serious and are mindlessly perpetuating it, when in reality they are placed in an impossible position of needing to go out to work to keep Australia running, without vaccine protection.
      This is why young people were angry with the PSA, not because it was shocking but because it was insulting.

    • @mylifeasmanta
      @mylifeasmanta 3 года назад

      @@raerae734 yeah i registered for the vaccine but still haven't even gotten a date (i have gotten an email saying how "it's coming" which is just ridiculous). and as a result i'm now stuck in the SE queensland extended lockdown. meanwhile our chief health officers is talking about how the QLD govt has a bunch of covid vaccines available and how many doses are expiring, but that they can't give any to young people (i'm 16 btw). honestly i'd accept the risks of getting an uncertified vaccine, but i'm not sure what exactly would be the ramifications of doing that. i just hope the people who can get vaccinated (the priority group) would hurry up so we can have our go.

    • @raerae734
      @raerae734 3 года назад +1

      @@mylifeasmanta Ha, I haven't even had an email in response to my registration of interest!
      The Feds really binned the vaccine rollout. After aged and disability care and Indigenous and Torres Strait Islander communities they should have focused on the 18-40 age group. Many epidemiologists have pointed out from early on that this age group is more mobile and works in riskier environments with a larger number of contacts and therefore are more likely to catch and spread the disease; so covering them off actually helps those 60+ who are more vulnerable, but are protected by their overall risk being lowered. But this cynic can't help but notice that's a weak voting demographic for the LNP, so...
      What REALLY makes me mad is that the AZ advice changed to be those aged 60+, but recently in NSW there is a massive push for those 40 and under to get AZ as well, despite the well documented higher (though still minimal) risk for this demographic. Which is fine, I'll go get my AZ once I can, the risk is marginal for me. But there is literally no mention of the 40-60 demographic doing the same, this group exclusively gets the Pfizer vaccine, though their blood clot risk is less! So once again, all responsibility and risk is carried by the young in Australia. And, to be cynical again, I can't help but notice it was the 50-60 demographic of LNP voters that cried and tantrumed the loudest over being asked to get the AZ before the advice changed and now they exclusively get Pfizer they've fallen silent. :/

    • @mylifeasmanta
      @mylifeasmanta 3 года назад

      @@raerae734 i honestly have no idea what they're doing sometimes. as long as the older guys are happy i guess. they listen to everything the 40+ have to say, while teenagers carry coles and woolworths checkout on their backs. i don't have a job yet, so i can understand if i come later in the vaccination process (if there even is a process) but it'd be great to see some actual action/thought towards the young people australia is counting so much on
      p.s. i hope you get your email soon. but in some ways, i hope you don't. it genuinely feels like a false sense of security for the gov to buy a bit more time while they figure out their rollout, because for whatever reason we can't just be like other countries. again, i only know the very basics of how the process, government parties and "health advice" works but i don't see how countries like the UK or canada.

  • @jovincenspam
    @jovincenspam 3 года назад +4

    I just discovered this channel. This video is the best description of the joke which is Australias Covid situation.

  • @conor616
    @conor616 3 года назад +4

    They've done it again! Great work and big love, legends xo

  • @Elwing1
    @Elwing1 Год назад +1

    These are just brilliant! Wish I'd stumbled over them sooner.