"LISTEN CAREFULLY": Tensions Flare as Atheists Challenge NDE Story | Matt Dillahunty + Jimmy Snow

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  • Опубликовано: 16 май 2024
  • Original Episode: • Why Do You Believe in ...
    A caller, Chong, calls in and claims she died and visited a strange version of God and heaven. Matt and Jimmy dig into her story with rational questions. How could Chong see her spirit leave her body? Why would God use pen and paper to talk to angels? How does this differ from a vivid dream? Chong's inability to directly address these points leads to rising tensions. The hosts conclude there's no good evidence this was anything more than a dying brain's fantasy - and if true, would paint God as irrational. An intense, frustrating, but illuminating exchange.
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  • @JayMaverick
    @JayMaverick Месяц назад +355

    Gentle reminder: a "near death experience" is another way to say "an experience I had when I was alive"

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 Месяц назад +38

      Or "an experience i had when I didn't die."

    • @darkstar4494
      @darkstar4494 Месяц назад +9

      Just like saying “I just fought a grizzly bear with my bare hands” is another way to say “I had an experience while I was breathing”.
      Not a very useful reduction.

    • @hannajung7512
      @hannajung7512 Месяц назад +24

      ​@@darkstar4494it is useful, when people try to use those experiences as evidence for anything happening after your death. They did not die, so they did not experience anything that is an "after life"- or "being dead"-experience.

    • @darkstar4494
      @darkstar4494 Месяц назад +5

      @@hannajung7512 I get your point, but it’s not even useful for that. They aren’t saying “temporarily dead”.
      Even for people who think they had a glimpse of the “other side”, they would agree they were still alive the whole time.

    • @dwightfitch3120
      @dwightfitch3120 Месяц назад +13

      @@darkstar4494Don’t think they would all agree that they were alive when “it happened”. Otherwise, what would be the point of the story?

  • @JohnnysCafe_
    @JohnnysCafe_ Месяц назад +149

    As soon as she said "god grabbed a pen and paper....," she should have known she was dreaming.

    • @phillysupra
      @phillysupra Месяц назад +9

      I ran to the comments after she said that....
      An immortal being using man maid technology. 20 years ago God would be using a blackberry 🙄

    • @mtl47
      @mtl47 Месяц назад +3

      I just want to know what kind of pen does God uses! That's gotta be the best damn pen ever!

    • @mulletsquirrel
      @mulletsquirrel Месяц назад +1

      How do you think God wrote the Bible if not without pen and paper? Typewriters and computers weren't invented at that time.

    • @stobe187
      @stobe187 28 дней назад

      I wonder if god prefers a classic Bic pen or a pencil

    • @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable
      @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable 27 дней назад

      I hate to break the hearts of pdf file atheists, but men cannot menstruate and they cannot give birth. Live with it.

  • @JaguarSoundBlaster
    @JaguarSoundBlaster Месяц назад +219

    Meeting God and him grabbing a pen and paper is just hilarious to me 😂😂

    • @SteveLaw-UK
      @SteveLaw-UK Месяц назад +26

      He should be using a tablet.

    • @scamchan
      @scamchan Месяц назад

      @@SteveLaw-UK He created several tablets that didn't last long

    • @sammysamlovescats
      @sammysamlovescats Месяц назад +15

      Everything in heaven is very analogue apparently. Or very poor and can't afford a computer and keyboard

    • @Stable_Genius
      @Stable_Genius Месяц назад +6

      Yes, I'm really stock on that one. Does god use a blue, black or red pen?

    • @davenchop
      @davenchop Месяц назад +4

      @@sammysamlovescats no wifi

  • @robweis9
    @robweis9 Месяц назад +165

    Jimmy not laughing, but really wanting to is priceless.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 Месяц назад +16

      Especially when she said that God took a pen & paper. Because the all powerful creator of the entire universe has to write stuff down...

    • @waynedexter
      @waynedexter Месяц назад +9

      No disrespect to the caller but she was giving me Ms Swan from MADTV vibes

    • @BorisNoiseChannel
      @BorisNoiseChannel Месяц назад +2

      That is ''CEO and Executive Producer, Mister Snow'' to you.

    • @ctwentysevenj6531
      @ctwentysevenj6531 Месяц назад +3

      However I am laughing to Chong 's delusional story.😊

    • @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable
      @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable Месяц назад

      @@dx1450 Like... when pdf file atheists claim that men can menstruate and give birth, while nowhere in history has this been true...?

  • @NeonSlime-uu5kt
    @NeonSlime-uu5kt Месяц назад +101

    I'm half Korean.. I grew up going to Korean churches with my mom. They take things to another nutty level. They're insane. I'm telling you.

    • @NeonSlime-uu5kt
      @NeonSlime-uu5kt Месяц назад +17

      On the flip side, the Korean churches are the only ones that had a feast after church service. They always provided food. They don't just take your money and give you nothing back in return. They provided thousands of dollars worth of food every Sunday after service. It was my favorite part of church as a little boy. I remember every Sunday.. Boxes and boxes of donuts. I could get as many donuts as I want because there were so many.

    • @wordscapes5690
      @wordscapes5690 Месяц назад +17

      I live in Taiwan, and I agree. The same kind of utter evangelical cuckoo goes on here. It’s an American import… just shallower and better funded.

    • @davenchop
      @davenchop Месяц назад +2

      @@wordscapes5690 forced down there throats in the distant past....

    • @wordscapes5690
      @wordscapes5690 Месяц назад

      @@davenchop Not so distant. They are still here “teaching English” - a language I regularly use to tell them to F off back home.

    • @freakishuproar1168
      @freakishuproar1168 Месяц назад

      @@davenchop To be fair to Korean Christians they were pretty heavily discriminated against until quite recently, not as many opportunities to shill for a foreign God when you're banned from practicing by decree and have to go into hiding. Not that I'm denying anyone's experiences in that denomination or community, of course!

  • @artistjoh
    @artistjoh Месяц назад +50

    As an artist I can confirm that pure white against pure white means you cannot see anything within the white area. You can only depict a figure by using colors such as grey or any other non-white color, and then it is not pure white.
    The barrier is not language. The barrier is logic, and this woman's total inability to fathom what logic is, or how to use it.

    • @stephencarter8625
      @stephencarter8625 Месяц назад

      A figure that is pure white can be seen against a background that is pure if there are shadows (i.e. 3 dimensional) … both are still pure white! 😮😊

    • @artistjoh
      @artistjoh Месяц назад +12

      @@stephencarter8625 Shadows are grey or other colors. If something is pure white, there are no shadows. In real life there are always shadows, so only portions of something can be pure white. The rest of it is various shades of off-white, greys, etc. In the arts including video and photography we refer to these as highlights, mid tones, shadows etc.

    • @Bb-le9pn
      @Bb-le9pn 21 день назад +1

      True story I swear

    • @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable
      @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable 9 дней назад

      How can it be, that pdf file atheists believe that men can give birth which is the doctrine of atheist religion, while at the same time, they reject what islame claims that women can be pregnant for ten years?
      There's zero evidence for either claim. Both are blatant lies. So _why_ choose one huge lie over another huge lie?
      Is it because atheists deceive and use taqqyya?

  • @ona512
    @ona512 Месяц назад +135

    It's painful to watch people argue dream semantics...

    • @grantmcraven
      @grantmcraven Месяц назад

      Not only pen and paper, but passed the note to angels. Even more amazingly verified his maleness, presumably examined the genitals.

    • @raccuia1
      @raccuia1 Месяц назад

      When intelligent people try to have an intelligent conversation with an unintelligent twit this is the result. The caller is unintelligent and trying to get sense out of her is not going to happen.

    • @EtsySpellcaster-fy3sl
      @EtsySpellcaster-fy3sl Месяц назад +1

      Because she explained multiple times that her consciousness left her body .They’re just too arrogant and ignorant to understand

    • @unit0033
      @unit0033 Месяц назад +10

      @@EtsySpellcaster-fy3sl she failed to prove anything left her body

    • @EtsySpellcaster-fy3sl
      @EtsySpellcaster-fy3sl Месяц назад

      @unit0033 because these sorts of things are not supposed to be common knowledge to us as a collective; only very few people are “chosen” to know the supernatural. They didn’t even understand how she, still inside her body, could watch her spirit begin to leave her body, just before entirely merging with it as focal point of consciousness. Lol. They have no idea how painful and embarrassing it is watching them ⭕️-jerk their own “super big brain skeptic intellect” when in reality they are just as blind as the low hanging fruit theists they go after - just two big-headed snobs with a superiority complex, vastly overestimating how smart they really are

  • @randyprice5392
    @randyprice5392 Месяц назад +54

    This is what happens when a person has more faith than intelligence.

    • @louiskriel7025
      @louiskriel7025 Месяц назад +1

      Also my conclusion after trying to reason with believers.

    • @NoNeedForLungs
      @NoNeedForLungs 22 дня назад

      pretty much all radical theists

    • @endostatica1405
      @endostatica1405 13 дней назад

      This is what happens when you aren’t fluent in the language you are debating in.

    • @NoNeedForLungs
      @NoNeedForLungs 13 дней назад

      @@endostatica1405 you’re grasping at straws here I hope you know this. Or maybe your gOd should make himself known finally and end the debate. He’s a coward OR not real

    • @endostatica1405
      @endostatica1405 13 дней назад

      @@NoNeedForLungs grasping at straws? Firstly I’m an atheist, secondly: lose the fucking attitude.

  • @TheMNbassHunter
    @TheMNbassHunter Месяц назад +60

    No one could honestly blame Jimmy for losing it when the caller told Matt to listen carefully in a sort of condescending tone. I also lost it and may have spit coffee out of my nose! 😂

    • @Abraxun
      @Abraxun Месяц назад +1

      6:43

    • @TW-lz3nd
      @TW-lz3nd Месяц назад +8

      The creator of the Universe....needs a pen and paper.....and there are doors in Heaven.....OOoookay.

  • @Syphonus811
    @Syphonus811 Месяц назад +58

    As soon as I saw Matt and Jimmy together in the thumbnail I almost wanted to pray for the unfortunate person who decided to spew their bs. Love watching these two, especially when they collab

    • @judyfrancis4515
      @judyfrancis4515 Месяц назад

      💯💯💯😉

    • @lamarw7757
      @lamarw7757 Месяц назад +2

      You do know that praying is directly connected to religion? There's no evidence that praying = results.

    • @Syphonus811
      @Syphonus811 Месяц назад +8

      @@lamarw7757 It's almost like that was the joke

    • @Tully241
      @Tully241 Месяц назад +2

      Matt and Jeff Dee used to annihilate theists back in the good old days! Pure gold.

    • @lunsen402
      @lunsen402 Месяц назад

      @@lamarw7757r/woosh

  • @mrcurly1147
    @mrcurly1147 Месяц назад +53

    The god peddlers sure have it easy. I never thought it would be easy to sell an invisible product. Never been more appropriate to say "Buyer beware!".

    • @davidbelway6076
      @davidbelway6076 Месяц назад +11

      Biggest con in human history.

    • @judyfrancis4515
      @judyfrancis4515 Месяц назад +5

      Magic beans!😅

    • @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable
      @AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable 9 дней назад

      @@davidbelway6076 con, like... when pdf file atheists claim that men can menstruate and give birth, while nowhere in history has there been one single case of this being true?

  • @jens2old2care
    @jens2old2care Месяц назад +25

    She said her spirit was darker than her... so I'm pretty sure she just saw her shadow.😂

  • @whybutwhy
    @whybutwhy Месяц назад +34

    Listen! Carefully! ...was where i broke, and my spirit left my body. 😀

    • @sfprivateer
      @sfprivateer Месяц назад

      This is a perfect example of just how stupid and very much ANIMAL people are... animals (most of them) cannot recognise themselves in a mirror, because they can't ever see themselves.
      The same applies to you looking at your own spirit... you cannot do that. You cannot even look at yourself without a mirror... This woman was just soo anxious to hype how she was out of her body that she forgot few simple things...

  • @davidbelway6076
    @davidbelway6076 Месяц назад +101

    Sometimes a fart can be mistaken for your soul leaving your body.

    • @jasonibbs
      @jasonibbs Месяц назад +10

      Ive been sick for three days, including a trip to the emergency room for 3 separate but simultaneous issues that compounded how bad i feel. Can confirm the fart as feeling like soul leaving the body. If we give some leeway on whatever a soul might be in any case.

    • @freakishuproar1168
      @freakishuproar1168 Месяц назад +4

      An epiphanic release of gas... x3

    • @hopelessnerd6677
      @hopelessnerd6677 Месяц назад +11

      There are occasions where a fart can cause other people's souls to leave their bodies. Not joking!

    • @rickhenderson8002
      @rickhenderson8002 Месяц назад +5

      And you can tell if your soul has turned rotten. Lol

    • @user-sx9rx5of1c
      @user-sx9rx5of1c Месяц назад +2

      Sneezing , too. That's what happened to mine.😊

  • @brianmonks8657
    @brianmonks8657 Месяц назад +20

    When she said "listen carefully" I had to laugh at how clueless she was being.

  • @CheaterzEye
    @CheaterzEye Месяц назад +31

    These kinds of calls honestly make me sad. You hear this kind of thing all the time and it's so frustrating because there's nothing you can say to these stories because at the end of the day, this whatever happened situation is so deeply important to people, it FEELS so profound and they need so badly for it to be true, they don't think about it any more than that and criticism of it boils down to "you just don't understand because you didn't experience it."

    • @davenchop
      @davenchop Месяц назад +2

      yes but just think how wonderful these people feel in their beliefs.. ignorance is def a virtue.. ive often wondered what
      it would be like to live in fantasyland but then realize it will never happen

    • @CheaterzEye
      @CheaterzEye Месяц назад +1

      @@davenchop I was going to reply, but I first want to make sure I understand your meaning, because you said ignorance is a virtue and I almost replied as if you said bliss. So before I say anything, I want to make sure I haven't misunderstood your meaning. What do you mean by virtue?

    • @freakishuproar1168
      @freakishuproar1168 Месяц назад

      They've already made their minds up about these beliefs and experiences long before they call in to defend them. I sometimes find it hard to tell how much of it is genuine confusion wrought from a different mindset, or stubbornness borne from having to fight on behalf of their claims. To be fair to Chong I suspect she fits into former category better.

    • @RichardGlatfelter
      @RichardGlatfelter Месяц назад

      As long as the wingnuts don't get to teach this stuff in public schools, I'm okay. Believe what you want, but let's maintain the separation of church and state

  • @billhammon
    @billhammon Месяц назад +29

    "Wait, wait! I'm not ready!" Christians profess to want to urgently meet Jesus, yet do everything in their power to delay the process! I guess their faith isn't so great after all.

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 29 дней назад +1

      Or they figure Afterlife happens. But they will probably end up in a crappy condo. Forever.

    • @kennyhogg5820
      @kennyhogg5820 5 дней назад

      It's like the rapture and the end times. They know that the rapture, end times, and the antichrist all happen at the same time and are connected. They bellyache about the rapture not happening yet, then later if anything is perceived as the antichrist or one world government happening, they scream "this has to be stopped". They make absolutely no sense. You'd think if they honestly thought any of the democrats running for POTUS were actually the antichrist, they would be dancing in the street ready to be whisked off to heaven. No it's the opposite reaction. "The economy will collapse, christians will be put into camps, sin will take over, etc". According to the narrative, that's the whole point of the end times. Rolling eyes.

  • @waynedexter
    @waynedexter Месяц назад +20

    Chong thinks that proclaiming she was an atheist when this experience occurred will in turn make her claims bulletproof.
    “God is not the way we think”. But yet she describes him as being white and male. I would argue that most theists think this 😂

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 29 дней назад

      Or is that, too, a sign of cultural bias?
      You. Caucasian person? Western?
      Asserting "most theists" see god as white male.
      Most "western" Christians? Sure. What fraction of all theists are they?
      But do African, Asian, Latino Christians all figure "white guy"?
      Do Muslims see Allah as a white guy? Do Jews? Hebrew is...not "white".
      How about non-Abrahamic theists?
      Hinduism has an elephant and a blue quadrimanual ...dude? Theistic Buddhists do not see Buddha as a white guy.
      Might you be projecting?

  • @jens2old2care
    @jens2old2care Месяц назад +36

    My favorite part is when God took out a pen and paper.... I wonder what kind of pens he prefers? Gel pen? Ballpoint? 0.3 or 0.7mm tip? What color ink? And the paper... does he prefer tomoe river paper, 52gsm? It's my personal favorite. Or maybe cardstock? 😂😂😂

    • @Aliyah_666
      @Aliyah_666 Месяц назад +5

      Maybe he's a papyrus guy, or parchment made from animal hide. Who knows lol...

    • @freakishuproar1168
      @freakishuproar1168 Месяц назад +5

      Probably a thoroughly chewed-up plastic ballpoint that's all gross and crusty on the nib, from a multipack of cheap knockoff Bic pens he brought from the Pound Shop in heaven.. :p

    • @paulwhelan8567
      @paulwhelan8567 Месяц назад +1

      It was actually a stone tablet and chisel.

    • @kasocool2812
      @kasocool2812 Месяц назад +2

      What's Steve jobs up to in the afterlife. Surely god could have gotten him to whip up some iPhones for him and the angels 😂

    • @freakishuproar1168
      @freakishuproar1168 Месяц назад +1

      @@kasocool2812 Bold of you to assume he's in heaven ;p

  • @w0rmblood323
    @w0rmblood323 Месяц назад +19

    Goddamn, Jimmy sitting there desperately trying to endure this ass story lol

  • @roberthunter6927
    @roberthunter6927 Месяц назад +8

    Jimmy, you did an EXCELLENT job of self-control. I would have been rolling all over the floor, laughing myself to death.
    But on a far more serious note, I mourn for Chong's plight. She is a depleted self. Religion, blind beliefs, have robbed her of a huge chunk of her cognition, and probably her personality, and even humanity. In several very serious ways, she cannot track reality. She has also been robbed of her honesty, for she lies to herself, and to others.
    I hate religion because of what it can do to human beings. No matter what cognitive talents she has, and even a human brain of modest abilities has awesome powers of cognition, they have been compromised by religious filth.
    I was once in a similar trap to hers, but thankfully had some friends who helped me to dig out of this horrible nightmare.
    What saved me was science. I love science, and science teaches respect for facts. It's methods and procedures are brutal about beliefs and suppositions that have no epistemic warrant.

  • @sammysamlovescats
    @sammysamlovescats Месяц назад +10

    Man, no wonder I never felt anything or had any spiritual experience while praying growing up. He apparently was busy manually writing stuff down with heavenly pen and paper for angels

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 Месяц назад +4

      I would hope that Heaven has email now.

    • @Aliyah_666
      @Aliyah_666 Месяц назад

      ​@@dx1450I mean it's 2024 if it doesn't have WiFi 6 and Facebook messenger I'm disappointed lol.

  • @horaciolerda
    @horaciolerda Месяц назад +22

    Was she with her friend Cheech?

  • @lucylane7397
    @lucylane7397 Месяц назад +4

    My spirit nearly left my body listening to this story

    • @jasmijnariel
      @jasmijnariel Месяц назад

      If it does,can you take your phone to heaven, make a picture of god and maybe record him talking?😂

  • @niblick616
    @niblick616 Месяц назад +25

    Or even just one photograph!

    • @levitaggart5943
      @levitaggart5943 Месяц назад +2

      A photo, yeah, 350mm film, HD, ultracolor, angelwing pictureframe with a halo ! Oh, a selfie ! A selfie with the lord of near-death ! Amazing, I can dig it ! Show me that & I might question being an atheist, maybe.

    • @letmebetheoned5648
      @letmebetheoned5648 Месяц назад +3

      Exactly. When people try to tell me that he’s real, i always hit back with, Ok so you can provide a recent photo right? If you’re telling me he is a MAN then photos should be easy. Or is your God camera shy? Using pen and paper is a whole new one for me. Does he like to shop at Office Max for his pens and paper? Or is he just a thief because he doesn’t use money? 😂😂😂

  • @suelingsusu1339
    @suelingsusu1339 Месяц назад +8

    If I had a penny for every theist pretending to have been or is an atheist I would be able to afford one of their pastors' secondhand jets.

  • @pintohoareau579
    @pintohoareau579 Месяц назад +20

    Bless her little heart.

  • @jurpo100
    @jurpo100 Месяц назад +11

    Plot twist: She actually was in hell exposed to sensory deprivation torture.

  • @herawynn1397
    @herawynn1397 Месяц назад +23

    Matt's point or sering the spirit is the issue with a LOT of modern NDE's. You are seeing this like a movie scene because that is how we believe it would be like, so seeing your spirit leave on the theory of what a spirit is suppose to be, can't happen, you should see your body

  • @leonwoodley99
    @leonwoodley99 Месяц назад +30

    What a dull story.

    • @mobilegamersunite
      @mobilegamersunite Месяц назад +4

      Right! 😂 dull personality = dull story teller.

    • @TheModdedwarfare3
      @TheModdedwarfare3 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@mobilegamersuniteshe is probably more fun in her native language

  • @mr.allitknow3777
    @mr.allitknow3777 Месяц назад +7

    Matt > So you say you saw God.
    Chong > Okay.
    Matt > That was a question.
    Chong > Oh yeah.
    Matt > Do you have an answer ?
    Chong > Okay. I tell you.
    Matt > Okay. Tell me.
    Chong > Yeah.
    Matt > What did God look like ?
    Chong > Okay. I tell you.
    Matt > Then tell me !!!
    Chong > Ahh , he look-a like-a man.
    😅🤣😂

  • @brenthenderson3983
    @brenthenderson3983 Месяц назад +5

    Look at Jimmy's face at the beginning of the call, he's not having any of this...

  • @neilknowsnuthin
    @neilknowsnuthin Месяц назад +6

    the fact that god used pen and paper supports her story :D No one would make that feature up

  • @MarxistMomentum
    @MarxistMomentum Месяц назад +14

    This call seems like a waste of time. If a person is this incoherent with describing their position and answering questions, then the call should just end. I would have preferred Matt and Jimmy just talking amongst themselves for twenty minutes.

    • @waynedexter
      @waynedexter Месяц назад +2

      What boggles my mind is that they actually highlighted this painful conversation

  • @alanredpath8998
    @alanredpath8998 Месяц назад +2

    I think this has to rank up as one of the most painful calls for Jimmy, his face was priceless 🤣

  • @justinhamlin4109
    @justinhamlin4109 Месяц назад +8

    Shrooms are awesome but some people shouldn't take them!!!

  • @vincentcrisp1
    @vincentcrisp1 Месяц назад +4

    Surprising that God finds materialistic things like gold and silver and red carpets important just like narrow-minded mortals

  • @TimeTravellingBunny
    @TimeTravellingBunny 7 дней назад +1

    Jimmy's face throughout is priceless. Love it.

  • @jbibro
    @jbibro Месяц назад +4

    I’m adding this to the “atheist videos to watch while impaired” playlist. This was hilarious.

  • @TiagoFerreira-zp9gi
    @TiagoFerreira-zp9gi Месяц назад +3

    "Pen and paper" reminded me of Indian scammers saying "Pen and a paper"

  • @danielstover5094
    @danielstover5094 7 дней назад

    I"m so glad this was made into a separate video. It was a hilarious call.

  • @DomnulSchmidt
    @DomnulSchmidt Месяц назад +7

    Jimmy, don't hold it back, just mute yourself and laugh as hard as you can

  • @Zihark92
    @Zihark92 Месяц назад +12

    can't be a dream because dreams only happen when you're in bed
    it's obvious, right?

    • @rickhenderson8002
      @rickhenderson8002 Месяц назад

      No have you ever heard of day dreaming?

    • @David34981
      @David34981 Месяц назад

      @@rickhenderson8002 *sarcasm*

  • @tommccarthy3052
    @tommccarthy3052 Месяц назад +6

    My mother was in hospice for 6 months +. At the end, the last month or so, she had lucid dreams as Jimmy was talking about - dreams about her father, my dad, etc. I should point out that she was on morphine also to lessen her pain. Take that info however you wish.

    • @wordscapes5690
      @wordscapes5690 Месяц назад +1

      My mother just switched off, and never spoke again. Wish I had pretty stories to tell, but it was cruel, fast, final.

    • @TheClosestThingToTimeTravel
      @TheClosestThingToTimeTravel Месяц назад

      @@wordscapes5690 praying for your mother to be well now

    • @wordscapes5690
      @wordscapes5690 Месяц назад

      @@TheClosestThingToTimeTravel My mother is gone. But thank you.

    • @tommccarthy3052
      @tommccarthy3052 Месяц назад +1

      @@wordscapes5690 The last week my mom did that. She was cracking wise with the hospice nurse on Friday and OK on Saturday AM when one of my friends came to see her but when she "fell asleep" later that was it. The only exception was the following Thursday when there were multiple people there and her eyes opened for a moment, and she looked around and that was that.

    • @kittywitty6507
      @kittywitty6507 Месяц назад

      When my father was near the end he was seeing alligators on the ceiling, black kittens, an old woman, kids. all due to kidney and liver failure

  • @L_Train
    @L_Train 17 дней назад +1

    I had multiple NDEs while on psychedelics. At the time it feels so real and is a powerful experience. I can understand completely how people who have these experiences believe strongly in whatever they think has happened. I often ha trouble wrapping my head.around my own experiences.

  • @robbyroba
    @robbyroba Месяц назад +21

    Matt looking like Atheist Santa Claus with that beard.

  • @GubekochiGoury
    @GubekochiGoury Месяц назад +5

    I now believe in Hell. This call is how I define it and Matt is trapped in there.

  • @sansnom508
    @sansnom508 Месяц назад +10

    And God said, "Take a memo."

    • @zqxzqxzqx1
      @zqxzqxzqx1 Месяц назад +1

      Thus sayeth the Lord. ;)

    • @louiskriel7025
      @louiskriel7025 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@zqxzqxzqx1With a white pen with white ink on white paper.😂

    • @jasmijnariel
      @jasmijnariel Месяц назад +2

      God lives pre 2000s when people didnt have pc's 😂

    • @sansnom508
      @sansnom508 Месяц назад

      @jasmijnariel Part of being god is the pleasure derived from being a dictator ... of rules, lives, planets and memos. 😂

  • @hdub8093
    @hdub8093 Месяц назад +2

    The mental gymnastics of these people!.. geez!

  • @MaxtheFinger
    @MaxtheFinger Месяц назад +5

    Well, Jimmy, when someone is telling a ridiculous tale, I wouldn't expect you or anyone else to keep a straight face. Listen carefully, you be you, Jimmy. 😉👍

  • @daaven6452
    @daaven6452 Месяц назад

    Jimmy has the “stick something sharp in my eye to make it stop” look. Priceless

  • @jorgeaurich787
    @jorgeaurich787 Месяц назад +1

    Props to them for keeping a straight face the whole time. Dead ass.

  • @wizardoffrobozz
    @wizardoffrobozz Месяц назад +4

    a kid painted an all-white picture and said it was a white cow. When questioned by the teacher, he added it was a white cow in a snowstorm.

  • @lesleyramsden
    @lesleyramsden Месяц назад +18

    You think GOD would have at least an Apple tablet to store his thoughts, instead of using a simple pen and paper 🤔

    • @ona512
      @ona512 Месяц назад +4

      To be fair. Nothing beats the feeling of a pencil writing your words than a flat keyboard

    • @zoggdawg8141
      @zoggdawg8141 Месяц назад +5

      Maybe it's a MAGIC pen and paper with infinite storage 😅

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 Месяц назад +4

      They even have Steve Jobs!

    • @reefhog
      @reefhog Месяц назад +2

      It has an infinite filing cabinet to store all the notes.

    • @vaporwave4880
      @vaporwave4880 Месяц назад +1

      I think God’s WiFi was down that day.

  • @porkyboy4226
    @porkyboy4226 Месяц назад +19

    People like that get locked up over here!!!

    • @wadeinn463
      @wadeinn463 Месяц назад +20

      Over here they run for president
      😊

    • @Stable_Genius
      @Stable_Genius Месяц назад +3

      ​@@wadeinn463😂😂😂

    • @gfoog3911
      @gfoog3911 Месяц назад

      Harmless and confused old ladies get locked up over there? Sounds like a terrible place

  • @Mac-qt7uw
    @Mac-qt7uw Месяц назад +2

    Goddam, these conversations would just go so much better if people would just answer the questions asked! You're not going to successfully dodge hard questions, and an unwillinglyness to answer makes it clear you know you're wrong.

  • @RubberMammy
    @RubberMammy Месяц назад +2

    Chong been on the bong

  • @pavel9652
    @pavel9652 Месяц назад +3

    06:42 She is professional tickler! After over 5 minutes of incoherent stream of delusions in broken English she says to Matt "listen carefully" and lives to see another day 😂 Jimmy is bursting in tears 😂

  • @alaskaguyd963
    @alaskaguyd963 Месяц назад +1

    I used to play High School football. I had multiple concussions. On a few of them I had an "out of body experience" where I felt like I was floating above my body. Obviously I wasn't as I was still walking around. I just had brain trauma. Nearly dying has to be traumatic to the brain as well.

    • @nikkbouchez7394
      @nikkbouchez7394 Месяц назад +1

      Yep, it's most likely your brain trying to cope with what has happened.

  • @QuestionThingsUseLogic
    @QuestionThingsUseLogic Месяц назад

    It was so funny watching your expressions, Jimmy! 😂😂😂

  • @bitplanes
    @bitplanes Месяц назад +3

    I don't think it was her spirit. I think it was her Peter Pan shadow.

  • @AtamMardes
    @AtamMardes Месяц назад +2

    She was hallucinating.

  • @kennethsteinfield6104
    @kennethsteinfield6104 7 дней назад

    What a great story! It was a rollicking, rollercoaster ride of chills, spills and thrills! I was on the edge of my seat the whole time! The part of god was played with verve and gusto! Great character development! And no one will see the end coming! A triumph! Definitely the sleeper summer hit of the year! I give it 4 1/2 stars.

  • @MisterRorschach90
    @MisterRorschach90 Месяц назад +5

    Jimmy literally had to start hiding behind his microphone. I bet he’s glad he bought the big broadcast shure hahaha. I dunno if I have ever seen him lose that much composure to nonsense before.

    • @ona512
      @ona512 Месяц назад

      TIL it's a ND thing. Thank you Jimmy Snow

    • @kyuubisgirl3232
      @kyuubisgirl3232 Месяц назад

      @@ona512what is?

  • @adamrhodes123
    @adamrhodes123 Месяц назад +2

    In my opinion, after traveling the world, the USA has some kooky Christians, but I've often found they're kookier outside. I'm not from the states, I grew up in South Africa, look up " the old apostolic church" and their beliefs.

  • @Beerglass1980
    @Beerglass1980 6 дней назад

    I wonderwhat kind of pen god uses Montblanc?
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    And Jimmy don't apologize, because i had the same facial expressions lol.

  • @johnosborne3187
    @johnosborne3187 Месяц назад

    This reminds me of the time I showed my brother a blank piece of paper and told him that it was a drawing of a snowman walking in a snowstorm.

  • @wcupples01
    @wcupples01 Месяц назад +2

    Where does the pen and paper, and all the gold in heaven come from? Last I heard, Amazon only delivers on earth.

    • @jazzatiff9460
      @jazzatiff9460 24 дня назад

      From The heaven warehouse of course

  • @slimjim227
    @slimjim227 Месяц назад

    Dreams are as powerful as the real world to our nervous systems. This applies to waking dreams or delusions as well.

  • @petermeyer6873
    @petermeyer6873 Месяц назад

    Sometimes I wonder about the shining through correllation, that the deepest believers also have the severest problems expressing themself.

  • @bpdmf2798
    @bpdmf2798 Месяц назад +1

    Santa asking for proof of god is funny

  • @japtasticify
    @japtasticify Месяц назад +2

    Matt playing chess for the second half 😂

  • @el0j
    @el0j Месяц назад

    right out of a south park episode

  • @DeadXxPunk2
    @DeadXxPunk2 Месяц назад +1

    Analogy for the first bit to better get the point across: If you are sitting in your car. And you exit the vehicle, do you watch yourself leave? Are your eyes still in the car?

  • @laurentead65
    @laurentead65 Месяц назад

    Jimmy I'm so feeling your pain

  • @japtasticify
    @japtasticify Месяц назад +4

    Matt…. what was in your body?Chong…Too many prescriptions

  • @Wiggimus
    @Wiggimus Месяц назад +2

    Maybe it was Nick Angle because she had been watching Hot Fuzz that day.

  • @nektekket852
    @nektekket852 Месяц назад +2

    Mmmm, and here's the truth unblurred. These poor people are so afraid of death, that they're clutching at straws. Very understandably.

  • @plavyn
    @plavyn Месяц назад +1

    How can you possible see your spirit, surely it’s the spirit that is doing the “seeing”

  • @miconis123
    @miconis123 Месяц назад +1

    I'm going to be generous and say there was at least a partial language barrier.

  • @jinnijenny
    @jinnijenny Месяц назад

    I recognize this story from either this show or one of the other call in shows. Eerilie similar to another lady's story.

  • @levkamenev3904
    @levkamenev3904 27 дней назад

    As a fellow person on the spectrum I can relate to Jimmy’s struggle. I also find it nearly impossible to cover up my feelings.

  • @feffiescottage
    @feffiescottage Месяц назад

    7:13 Jimmy though. 😂

  • @freakishuproar1168
    @freakishuproar1168 Месяц назад +2

    _"He's pure pure white!"_
    I'm sure Chong didn't mean it that way, but I swear I felt every Christian nationalist type collectively perk up as they sensed a disturbance in whatever their version of the force is... :C

  • @franktheexpertstrenchclub9025
    @franktheexpertstrenchclub9025 8 дней назад

    I had a near-death experience last night where a bunch of stuff happened. At the end of it tho, I found myself in a college classroom, in my underwear for some reason, and it was the day of the most important final exam I needed for my degree. I realized that I had done no studying.
    The professor was absolute, pure white against an absolute, pure white background, so I could see him clearly. He was shaking his head in disappointment. That was god, sending me a message. All my classmates (angels) then laughed at me. I ran out of the room, weeping, and then fell over. At that moment I snapped back to life. I was dead for an hour or so.
    Except for the last part of my time in heaven, however, it was glorious.

  • @clemstevenson
    @clemstevenson Месяц назад +1

    Some people have astonishing psychotic powers. They have the power to drive people nuts at a great distance.

  • @bitwise2832
    @bitwise2832 Месяц назад

    Cheech saw some angels on rollerskates.

  • @joebloe9901
    @joebloe9901 Месяц назад +1

    "I'm done"
    -Matt Dillahunty🤣😅

  • @zipherdias420
    @zipherdias420 4 дня назад

    "And he pulled out a pen and paper" that's cute.

  • @zedmann1680
    @zedmann1680 Месяц назад +3

    Far out, man!

  • @sidgenocid
    @sidgenocid Месяц назад +2

    Interesting that god decided to use paper and a pen that was invented on Earth. Also, doors are needed in specific situation. Didn't realize they were needed in the supernatural realm.

  • @johnosborne3187
    @johnosborne3187 Месяц назад +1

    Poor Jimmy Looks like Jimmy Fallon trying not to break in a SNL Sketch.

  • @timharrison481
    @timharrison481 Месяц назад

    Its the old Polar Bear in a snowstorm joke... I get it.

  • @keithhowell3023
    @keithhowell3023 Месяц назад +1

    I had 12 straight Jack Daniels and lime and then I saw the spirit leave my body

    • @duncanbryson1167
      @duncanbryson1167 Месяц назад

      If it had been blessed by a priest before that, would it be The Holy Spirit? 😂

  • @Senzala_Spider_Man
    @Senzala_Spider_Man Месяц назад

    I wonder if that pen god was using is one of those with the name of the company written on the side!
    "Heaven"

  • @Lonsoleil
    @Lonsoleil Месяц назад +1

    Dude, she got that from Roger Rabbit. Remember when the weasel died and was trying to pull his spirit back into his body? 😆

  • @rjlchristie
    @rjlchristie Месяц назад

    Making an appointment to see a neurologist is probably in order.

  • @kyuubisgirl3232
    @kyuubisgirl3232 Месяц назад +1

    I would’ve been more annoyed with her if it wasn’t for Jimmy’s reactions. Saved the call tbh

  • @AlexPBenton
    @AlexPBenton Месяц назад +1

    This reminds me of an Amazing World of Gumball episode where they go to what’s essentially an Apple Store, and everything is completely white including the employees

  • @josesanchez-almonte369
    @josesanchez-almonte369 Месяц назад +1

    Now I wonder if the note was written in cursive and/or if God used proper punctuation.