Remember when joseph deflected a road roller with hamon and hermit purple? That was the best part of the manga i wonder why they replaced joseph with jotaro on the anime
Joseph Joestar, user of the Stand known as Hermit Orange, goes on a rampage, beating up his grandson, a blind man, a dream reaper, and a bisexual vampire.
@@Niiue I really was hoping that was how Alessi would go down. Him using his stand blindly against a person nearby and it turned out to be joseph, who proceeds to beat the everloving *shit* out of the guy. But no, Jotaro is broken.
After running 2 miles In a couple of seconds to uppercut n'doul Joseph joestar gets out of Egypt because he forgot to kill midler and alessi also happened to be there
Joseph. Why did you even bring a group if you're just going to manhandle DIO's whole entourage like that? I almost think Joseph here intentionally gave DIO some blood just to make the asswhooping feel worse.
@@m_e_nere Jonathan was a walking fucking tank after training for a week then got a hamon boost from William and became a even stronger walking tank. Just imagine if Joseph kept up his hamon training after part 2 he'd be on par with starplatuim in strength. Maybe
@@qtarokujo4144 no, star platinum has the capability of carving holes in people with a single punch, and destroying diamond-hard minerals, no hamon user would EVER be able to do that, just look at Lisa Lisa, probably the most powerful hamon user, she wouldn't be able to do that, no human could reach that raw strength, it's not even close, they would need a really powerful stand to do that.
@@MarceloKatayama Uhm... Wrong, Kars is the strongest Hamon user, the potential of Hamon is probably unlimited, Kars without train used Hamon 100x stronger than Joseph Hamon, so, hamon with the full potential, it's nearly limited by Earth energy. Or no, probably Hamon has infinite potential like spin.
@@maxisdead2153 because kars was the ultimate life form, because he used the red stone of aja, in conjuction with the stone mask, it granted him some other types of abilities, one of them, complete metamorphosis, could've been used to enhance hamon, alongside that, we've got the fact that the red stone of aja was used, it's not a stretch to think that, inherently, you would receive abilities similar to the stone. Also, it's impossible that hamon has "limitless" potential, or at least, not in the way the spin does. The spin is defined by a mathematical paradox (alongside a complete misunderstanding of the law of conservation of energy), hamon is... Well, nobody knows, we've no reason to believe hamon has limitless potential, even though Kars achieved a supreme hamon without training, we need to remember that Kars, observed the world around him and studied it, whilst he, himself, probably didn't ever try to produce hamon, he studied the technique in producing hamon, and also understood how it worked.
@@kiloklavdi1185 Jotaro has not yet developed the ability to stop time, but Jonathans distress (the Joeatar Curse) call gave all Joestars stands. Jotaros stand is pretty much the only stand capable of matching DIO at that time (also funny Star tarot card), he has used his stand for long enough to start learning to stop time during DIOs World, the final clash being the push for him enough to stop time for the first time. This is further supported by JOJO A GO GO, as Star Platinum and The World were the first stands designed by Araki, who were supposed to have similar abilities
Dang, Joseph breaking through those bars like a boss. Also, there are a number of silly non-sequiters in this story mode, aren't there? Like, Avdol just cuts into Joseph and Jotaro's conversation by announcing DIO, and later on Jotaro interrupts the heroes mourning over their fallen comrades with HEY LOOKIT THIS GUY I FOUND
9:24 i am not kidding, at THIS specific second, i got an ad that said "Roses are red, violets are blue, don't get cosy because I'm coming for you." which then IMMEDIATELY cut into this. i could not think of anywhere more perfect to place an ad. thanks youtube.
Local Florida man Kills several people exclaiming that they were "enemy stand users" and during arrest the police officers died showing burn wounds, back to you Jim.
Hey guys, remember the time when Joseph and the others were trying to track down N’doul, so Joseph fucking bolted for him and punched him in the face? Good times honestly!
18:41 Joseph must have felt an ounce of pity for DIO, because if he wanted to, he could have shattered DIO into a trillion pieces, but he felt so merciful that he only split DIO in to like three or four pieces, that was such a beautiful moment of compassion and kindness from Joseph
"Sunlight energy, caesar, Nigerendayo, you want it, its yours my friend and long as you have enough fighting experience. Sorry loser, i don't give tequila, come back when your mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm older."
The manga is awesome! I remember about how Joseph completely destroyed DIO and his servants. Such a shame they replace some of the fights with Joseph with some of the group, smh
sorry if i'm late, she's repeatedly air-dashing (teching? whatever it's called) to cancel her falling animation but she keeps dashing into the corner and then getting hit again immediately and then re-cancelling again. the laugh is her roll/air dash thing noise
"Fuck your stand!" *Beats the everloving FUCK out of him so fast he has no time to pull The World out* "Fuck your Steamroller!" *Uses Hamon to eat the steamroller and RESUMES beating the shit out of him* "FUCK YOUR VAMPIRISM!" *Uses Super Aja to end fight* "AND FUCK YOU!"
Are we not gonna talk about how this guy's amazing with like every character? Every Story Mode video, he goes insane with the combos, and I thought I was half-decent ._.
I legitimately love the jail scene change in this one. Instead of making Avdol fight his grandson, Joseph makes his cell door explodes and beats the shit out of him with flawless timing and BATTLE EXPERIENCE
Devo could be strong if you knows how to keep your opponent between Devil and Devo and keep on attacking until he/she is knocked down. But… everybody should admit it‘s hard and need a lot of practice, which can’t be done by the cpu
old man forgets to take his medicine and goes on murder rampage
Hahahahahaha
Why is it whenever he says Hermit Purple in this game it sounds like he's saying "I'm in trouble!"
Jiji
Lol
Avdol: Joestar-san, don't forget to take your medicine.
Joseph: Fool! I'll show you the difference in our fighting experience!
Dio... there was one one reason to why you lost... it's because... OF YOUR LACK OF FIGHTING EXPERIENCE.
Lazy bitch slept in a coffin for 100 years
Honest to God Joseph would so definitely say that
that is so him
Joseph has a tendency to do that
a BATTLE Tendency *badum tss*
Chum Bum
Also holly
@@gamerkiddocody107
BOO GET OOF THE STAGE
Remember when joseph deflected a road roller with hamon and hermit purple?
That was the best part of the manga i wonder why they replaced joseph with jotaro on the anime
Yea
Yeah I mean we all I know that Joseph is the protagonist of part 2 and 3
*REMEMBER THAT PART WHEN SILVER CHARIOT SPAMMED ORA ON ROAD ROLLER?*
remember when Dio deflected Jotaros road roller and used hamon to kill Joseph yeah they ruined the manga with the anime, too many changes lol
Remember when jhonny not crimpled?, of course you not
Joseph Joestar, user of the Stand known as Hermit Orange, goes on a rampage, beating up his grandson, a blind man, a dream reaper, and a bisexual vampire.
Maybe Hermit Orange is what it becomes when a Requiem Arrow hits him.
It's confirmed. If Joseph ever got Hermit Orange, he would be invincible!
Also becomes younger by like 20 years and gets back his hair colour, Hamon and ability to predict his opponents lines
hermit cheetos
666th like
Enemy stand uses: *Breathes*
Old Joseph: It was your lack of experience!
Mike twat but was it a hamon breath?
@@ultraboss5522 the pic fits well with the comment lmao
their breathing was wrong
To be fair, Joseph also breathed
Hamon uses rely on their breathing.
If araki decided to keep Joseph as the main character.
Jospeh joeastar
Jousep yoestar
Ah yes my favorite Jojo Jospeh Joestar
Jotaro is useless except on part 4
Za Warudo * 3,6
DIO: "YOUR HERMIT PURPLE IS THE WEAKEST STAND"
JOSEPH: *BLOCKS ROAD ROLLER WITH HERMIT PURPLE WITHOUT GETTING HURT IN THE PROCESS*
absolutely bodies all of his henchmen
@@freak4219 *CLEARS Death Course of N'Doul in seconds*
Joseph be like: "Good guess but actually no" or "Well yes but actually no"
Guess that what DIO couldn't remember what he said in flashback of part 6
DIO: *N-NANI?!*
human nintendo zapper kills everyone
Instead of "Hermit Purple!" It "Nintendo Zappah!'
Caesar Zeppeli father would be very proud of that title.
La Potato “I yeet my phone into the microwave”
Joseph mains be like: *HAMIN HUYAH HERMITO PURPALIL SEYAH TOIEYAH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEEYAH TA MAKE MIKAMACZHIE* Lisa Lisa *OREYAH*
Risa risa
For me it’s just hermit drain and overdrive I’m incapable of using any other strategy pr combos.
And
Hermit HERMIT
*pizza pizza.*
18:33 He did it. The absolute mad man.
nie pierdol
@@paliwotomojepaliwo849okay busta
The first documented use of "Tsugi ni omae wa" in English.
8:14
Alessi's first mistake was using his own technique against him
Alessi really said NIGERUNDAYO
Alessi’s next mistake was making JOSEPH. JOESTAR. Y O U N G E R.
Bootleg Tactical retreat.
you played urself
@@Niiue I really was hoping that was how Alessi would go down. Him using his stand blindly against a person nearby and it turned out to be joseph, who proceeds to beat the everloving *shit* out of the guy. But no, Jotaro is broken.
5:08 Elderly man takes a stroll through the desert and punches a blind man in the face.
Basically Part 3 if it happened in 1950.
If Joseph found the fountain of youth
UltraZombie115 Or you know, kept practicing hamon to keep his body looking young
One word
Alessi
After running 2 miles In a couple of seconds to uppercut n'doul Joseph joestar gets out of Egypt because he forgot to kill midler and alessi also happened to be there
If Joseph was this deadly in the anime, he would make made in heaven look as menacing and dangerous as a fly with no wings
Lol Heritage for the future Cheetos Joseph VS pucci with made in heaven
5 secs lates
joseph won: Parfect
is a fly with no wings an ant?
@@prestongarvey2599 a walk
@@easysqweasy bruh
Joseph. Why did you even bring a group if you're just going to manhandle DIO's whole entourage like that? I almost think Joseph here intentionally gave DIO some blood just to make the asswhooping feel worse.
KanaAtem to assert dominance
Joseph Joestar, master of flexing
no he did it because he was in pain while dieing
@@mouse2621 r/woooosh
@@Microwaveables11 oh you shut your fucking mouth
I loved the parts in the anime when Joseph rocked Dio's shit using his lack of fighting experience
CHEETOS JOSEPH
CHEETOS JOSEPH
CHEETOS JOSEPH
oh no. I see it
HERMIT CHEETOS
HERMIT FLAMMING HOT
FLAMING CHEETOS OVADRIVU
cheeto
This is why Hamon needs to return.
Hamon + Stand Power = Unstoppable
Well if you think about it, with the stand most of hamon effective would increase do to the fact that hamon isn't the only thing at work
@@m_e_nere Jonathan was a walking fucking tank after training for a week then got a hamon boost from William and became a even stronger walking tank. Just imagine if Joseph kept up his hamon training after part 2 he'd be on par with starplatuim in strength. Maybe
@@qtarokujo4144 no, star platinum has the capability of carving holes in people with a single punch, and destroying diamond-hard minerals, no hamon user would EVER be able to do that, just look at Lisa Lisa, probably the most powerful hamon user, she wouldn't be able to do that, no human could reach that raw strength, it's not even close, they would need a really powerful stand to do that.
@@MarceloKatayama Uhm... Wrong, Kars is the strongest Hamon user, the potential of Hamon is probably unlimited, Kars without train used Hamon 100x stronger than Joseph Hamon, so, hamon with the full potential, it's nearly limited by Earth energy. Or no, probably Hamon has infinite potential like spin.
@@maxisdead2153 because kars was the ultimate life form, because he used the red stone of aja, in conjuction with the stone mask, it granted him some other types of abilities, one of them, complete metamorphosis, could've been used to enhance hamon, alongside that, we've got the fact that the red stone of aja was used, it's not a stretch to think that, inherently, you would receive abilities similar to the stone. Also, it's impossible that hamon has "limitless" potential, or at least, not in the way the spin does. The spin is defined by a mathematical paradox (alongside a complete misunderstanding of the law of conservation of energy), hamon is... Well, nobody knows, we've no reason to believe hamon has limitless potential, even though Kars achieved a supreme hamon without training, we need to remember that Kars, observed the world around him and studied it, whilst he, himself, probably didn't ever try to produce hamon, he studied the technique in producing hamon, and also understood how it worked.
This would happend if Joseph keep on with his hamon training
When you realize this could mean Jotaro never learns to stop time.
Morioh is fucked.
@@resortisland8977 joseph will save Morioh
i dont know, didnt jotaro or someone say that jotaro could already stop time its just that he needed dio to give a demonstration? idk......
@@ultraplayer1503 More like he can but he just doesn't know how OR he knows but wanted to keep it as a secret
@@kiloklavdi1185 Jotaro has not yet developed the ability to stop time, but Jonathans distress (the Joeatar Curse) call gave all Joestars stands. Jotaros stand is pretty much the only stand capable of matching DIO at that time (also funny Star tarot card), he has used his stand for long enough to start learning to stop time during DIOs World, the final clash being the push for him enough to stop time for the first time. This is further supported by JOJO A GO GO, as Star Platinum and The World were the first stands designed by Araki, who were supposed to have similar abilities
"Ham"
-Old Geezer strangling his grandson to death with imaginary vines
"I guess I'm like a fine wine as I only get better with age!"
-Joseph Joestar
Oh, you can't stand losers?
I MEAN I AM A S-T-A-N-D U-S-E-R.
Then he later became unable to walk without a cane due to his age.
dio did not punch kakyion into the water tower
he screamed and gravitated to it himself.
kakyion
ah yes, kakyion, the ultimate milf hunter.
Ah, who doesn't loves K A K Y I O N?
Even Kakyoin is disappointed...
Tell me Kakyoin, do you believe in gravity?
*Change my mind
The title should be
“Joseph gets pissed off and kills everyone”
18:33 HE SAID IT BOIS, HE SAID IT!
*said (grammar police yes, but I just can't. English isn't even my first language.)
@@unimationegg1505 this was 8 months ago dude
@@mcmuffin0339 Yes, I know
@@mcmuffin0339 now it's a year
**Bloody Stream Intensifies**
*Avdol:* It would be wise not to hold back...
*Joseph:* **absolutely does not hold back**
*Jotaro:* *[surprised Pikachu]*
Dang, Joseph breaking through those bars like a boss.
Also, there are a number of silly non-sequiters in this story mode, aren't there? Like, Avdol just cuts into Joseph and Jotaro's conversation by announcing DIO, and later on Jotaro interrupts the heroes mourning over their fallen comrades with HEY LOOKIT THIS GUY I FOUND
The skin you're using makes him seem less old man... more like experienced middle aged badass!
This is a level of Old Joseph I want to be but will never obtain.
Of course, it's a bot. No one could reach a level like this
Video proof that Jotaro wasn't needed in part 3
How dare you insult my 2nd favorite JoJo >:( also who would say “yare yare daze”
Joseph.
He says Yare Yare in part 2.
At least one of the gang are only needed. Because, you know "plot armor"
Video proof of no one except joseph is needed in part 3
"Young Lady, learn some manners or you'll lose much more than this battle!" Wow that sounds innocent and wrong at the same time.
Therapist: hermit orange isn't real. It cant hurt you
Hermit orange: the most powerful stand in existence
Its a palmod
18:37 the feels...
Gardevoir Joestar wait but your a Pokémon... WAIT WHAT THE F-
*Yibo has got ban by say the f word*
So... Joseph fucked a Pokemon
16:09 Koichi Pose
That's what really killed Dio
This must be the work of an enemy stand
NO DIGNITY
And the number *69*
It looks more like dio vs Jotaro from manga tbh
18:05 *ROADA ROLL- N A N I?!*
Everybody gangsta till the old man deflect the road roller
ZA HAMITTO
Your next line is...
@@rebirth2526 Your Next line should be "Your Next Line is...", Is it not?!
@@Microwaveables11 congrats, now you and him will now gasp infinitely
That Road roller deflection was incredible!!!
No one can reflect my Road Rollar da
DIO: Nani the FUCK!?!?
No one can just deflect the Road Roller!
ROAD ROLLER...DENIED !
I like how Dio's death here is less BS than canon...
Cuz Hamon. DIO's actual weakness
How is it bs?
ComaGreeny Dio losing to Jotaro because he skipped leg day
_YoU rEaLlY pIsSeD mE oFf_
Eric Scorch yeah that is why he lost
As an Oldseph main, I nutted.
I must confess: I tried to do combos with Old Joseph, and after failing a lot, I gained respect for those who main OJ.
His dang combos be hard m8, so i tried making my own. XD
are all the combos in this vid true?
@@dexter_piano Yes. But pretty much all of them are impossible to do by a human since it requires frame perfect links and very fast buffers etc.
@@Bladetastic basically you have to almost crush your keyboard to do those combos, right?
9:24 i am not kidding, at THIS specific second, i got an ad that said "Roses are red, violets are blue, don't get cosy because I'm coming for you." which then IMMEDIATELY cut into this.
i could not think of anywhere more perfect to place an ad. thanks youtube.
18:30
*HE STILL HAS IT*
U love that part in the manga where Joeseph nearly murders jotaro
Oh yeah, 'twas cool
Also ebony devil
That was cool how he broke the doll with hamon
13:36 joseph dances to a man who killed one of his best friends and a dog
Just put the torture dance ost
Potato do a TAS with Mariah. I wanna see frame perfect plug placements and true ai manipulation to force the ai to do all sorts of stuff!
8:14
The Enemy be stealing the Joestar family technique!
7:19 *Intense teabagging*
8:13 Alessi knows the technique
Alessi: IM OUT !!
DIO: Normal
DIO after fighting Joseph: Somehow changes into his final form without sucking any blood
I'm loving those purple super meters on the bottom
9:45
Eventually, the combo counter stopped thinking
Seeing Alessi accidentally make Joesph younger was so cool, I really wish that actually happened.
Local Florida man Kills several people exclaiming that they were "enemy stand users" and during arrest the police officers died showing burn wounds, back to you Jim.
5:30 when your grandparent runs away from the nursing home
Old Man blocks a road roller and beats a bisexual vampire with his Stand, Sunny D.
The way it should be
At least Joseph's Hamon killing DIO is way better
lol no
@@leonardo9259 lol yes
@@uzuna7 lol maybe
lol *I DON'T KNOW*
lol wtf is happening
5:12 me running from my friends cuz they have Water guns
*Baby in a Plane crash found dead in pieces, Old man who didn’t take medicine under investigation for Murder.*
When he said it's not age, it's experience, I felt that
Hey guys, remember the time when Joseph and the others were trying to track down N’doul, so Joseph fucking bolted for him and punched him in the face? Good times honestly!
lmao, Joseph just clapped dio
18:41 Joseph must have felt an ounce of pity for DIO, because if he wanted to, he could have shattered DIO into a trillion pieces, but he felt so merciful that he only split DIO in to like three or four pieces, that was such a beautiful moment of compassion and kindness from Joseph
The character development right here
6:41 "Young lady, learn some manners or you'll lose something much more than this battle." ;)
"Sunlight energy, caesar, Nigerendayo, you want it, its yours my friend and long as you have enough fighting experience. Sorry loser, i don't give tequila, come back when your mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm older."
how to get insta-killed: 8:45
Meanwhile jotaro was watching a dolphin race
9:35 When sombody trying to dance kazotsky kick in the first time
I like how this video gives Joseph a pallete that makes his hair black instead of gray making him a bit younger.
The manga is awesome! I remember about how Joseph completely destroyed DIO and his servants. Such a shame they replace some of the fights with Joseph with some of the group, smh
dude this game is so ahead of its time, the detail, the mechanics... amazing
Why does midler laugh when getting punched repeatedly in the air
sorry if i'm late, she's repeatedly air-dashing (teching? whatever it's called) to cancel her falling animation but she keeps dashing into the corner and then getting hit again immediately and then re-cancelling again. the laugh is her roll/air dash thing noise
I love the sound of Joseph's uppercuts and kicks; he's decking his opponents with the force of a piano
I can't be the only one in love with the animations in this game, am I?
Tbh it makes more sense he died to the Ripple (or Harmon) then just getting well, beat up pretty much.
I love how Dio gets Greatest high by *not* drinking Joseph's blood.
I love how that furthermore implies that DIO sucked Joseph's blood just to fuck with Jotaro.
Video proof of what would happened if Araki didnt nerf Joseph
Pucci: star platinum is the ultimate stand.
Joseph: Objection!
@17:40
wait
Old joseph can PUMMEL RUSH!?
Makes sense, hamon infused vines protect the old jeezer from gay vampire's stand
Dang joseph was really upset over kakyoins death
"Fuck your stand!" *Beats the everloving FUCK out of him so fast he has no time to pull The World out*
"Fuck your Steamroller!" *Uses Hamon to eat the steamroller and RESUMES beating the shit out of him*
"FUCK YOUR VAMPIRISM!" *Uses Super Aja to end fight*
"AND FUCK YOU!"
5:10
Everybody gangsta till Joseph uses *reverse nigerundayo*
18:33 - Joseph's good old speech Prediction back at Part 2.
Ah yes, my favorite jojo stand
[HERMIT ORANGE]
Are we not gonna talk about how this guy's amazing with like every character? Every Story Mode video, he goes insane with the combos, and I thought I was half-decent ._.
It's a tool assisted speedrun for entertainment purposes. Basically a mega good bot playing
@@FlackBackTV yeah I see that
1:57
Joseph be like: NOBODY CAN DODGE THE ALMIGHTY TRIP!
please. stop praying for my grampa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hospital and he's too powerful. the cops can't get him.
Imagine if in part 3 Joseph defeated DIO without him even getting hurt
16:07 *_Top 10 saddest anime deaths_*
Pervert stand user: you are younger now. HAHAHAHAH...
Joseph Jostar: Thanks. Now I have the experience, and the prime strength. HERMIT PURPLE!!!!!
*T-Bagging intensifies* 7:19
*M U L T I - Bagging intensifies* 13:37
5:38
joseph: nearly senile, 58 year sold
also joseph: yeah let me just, uppercut this blind dude into oblivion
Before I watched Jojo I thought Joseph was the main character
I legitimately love the jail scene change in this one. Instead of making Avdol fight his grandson, Joseph makes his cell door explodes and beats the shit out of him with flawless timing and BATTLE EXPERIENCE
Basically Joseph took the role of Jotaro while Jotaro became Joseph
My mans perfected the whole fucking story mode!
3:06
I don't get it. Just looks like normal round 1 Devo to me
Devo could be strong if you knows how to keep your opponent between Devil and Devo and keep on attacking until he/she is knocked down. But… everybody should admit it‘s hard and need a lot of practice, which can’t be done by the cpu
"Joseph and his *comrades* go to the jail Jotaro imprisoned himself in."
Holy shit, Caesar is here!?
If you think about it, if DIO didn't have a stand, he would be the crappiest vampire
Have you watched part 1
@@vizaloron9242 he's talking about part 3 DIO tho
Joseph swears he’ll teach Jotaro about Stands. Immediately electrocutes his balls.
I liked how his Hamon Effect colors are Orange (Matching the Anime) instead of Blue.
"Hermit Purple is a weak stand"
Joseph in HFTF: I BEG TO DIFFER