Jojo All Star Battle: Joseph "Your Next Line Is" Quotes (Subbed)

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  • Опубликовано: 5 июл 2024
  • Thanks to /vg/ jojo boards and mitler25 (borrowed some of his lines)
    0:00 for Jonathan
    0:11 for Joseph
    0:21 for Jotaro
    0:28 for Josuke
    0:40 for Giorno
    0:49 for Jolyne
    0:57 for Johnny
    1:05 for Zeppeli
    1:13 for Caesar
    1:26 for Kakyoin
    1:38 for Okuyasu
    1:47 for Bruno
    1:54 for Ermes
    2:04 for Gyro
    2:11 for Dio Brando
    2:19 for Wammu
    2:26 for Polnareff
    2:38 for Mista
    2:53 for Pucci
    3:04 for Valentine
    3:13 for Kars
    3:25 for Avdol
    3:35 for Koichi
    3:52 for Akira
    4:06 for Narancia
    4:19 for Josuke (JoJoLion)
    4:25 for Kira
    4:33 for DIO
    4:43 for Hol Horse
    4:53 for Rohan
    5:10 for Kawajiri
    5:23 for Diavolo
    5:37 for Shigekiyo
    5:48 for Esidisi
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Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @whey8028
    @whey8028 5 лет назад +4782

    everyone gangsta until Joseph tells them their next line .

    • @CoolFennekin
      @CoolFennekin 4 года назад +36

      @@gyutarogaming917 HUH??

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 4 года назад +37

      Unless you’re Giorno,
      Then you’re *Gang-star* until he tells you your next line

    • @sepi5639
      @sepi5639 4 года назад +4

      @@gyutarogaming917 Wha-

    • @Jester4460
      @Jester4460 4 года назад +4

      Your next line is "shut the FUCK up" to you

    • @eugenest
      @eugenest 4 года назад +3

      @@Jester4460 shut the FUCK up
      wHAT?!

  • @Kohdok
    @Kohdok 10 лет назад +8690

    Joseph: Next, you're gonna say "OH MY GOD!!"
    Old Joseph: No I'm not, you little brat, I invented that trick!
    Joseph: EH?!

    • @ultimaT
      @ultimaT 10 лет назад +1320

      More Like
      Joseph: "Oh No!

    • @Zagstrak
      @Zagstrak 9 лет назад +1946

      Joseph: Next you're gonna say "Next you're gonna say"
      Old Joseph: Next you're gonna say "Next you're gonna say"
      Joseph: Next you're gonna say "Next you're gonna say"
      Old Joseph: Next you're gonna say "Next you're gonna say"
      And they go on until they even stop thinking.

    • @SilverRay85
      @SilverRay85 9 лет назад +427

      Zagstrak just like kars

    • @DuskChill
      @DuskChill 9 лет назад +743

      Kohdok
      Joseph: Next, you're gonna say "OH MY GOD!!"
      Old Joseph: No I'm not, you little brat, I invented that trick!
      Joseph: OH MY GOD!!

    • @ignisvis8867
      @ignisvis8867 7 лет назад +335

      Joseph and Old Joseph: Next, we are gonna say "MIGGERUNDAYOOOOOOOO!!"
      Joseph and Old Joseph: MIGGERUNDAYOOOOOOOO!!

  • @KingDom.mp3
    @KingDom.mp3 2 года назад +330

    2:38
    Mista sounds like he's trying really hard to remember exactly what Joseph told him to repeat.

  • @megansheldon8196
    @megansheldon8196 2 года назад +3268

    3:04 THE WAY HE SAYS "Dojyaaa~~n!" HAS ME IN TEARS-

  • @yoseiisindahouse
    @yoseiisindahouse 8 лет назад +32296

    joseph clearly read the manga

    • @emperorskulls
      @emperorskulls 8 лет назад +1099

      +SparkleFox Copyright wouldn't let him read Superman, so he might as well read the manga.

    • @MrSafior
      @MrSafior 8 лет назад +373

      +King Kamina Now you talking aboot, how Joseph can read Action Comics several year before is realaesse, since part 2 take place in 1938 and the plane scene was a flashback from several year in the past ?

    • @emperorskulls
      @emperorskulls 8 лет назад +347

      MrSafior Yeah. There was a scene with Joseph where he was reading Superman on a plane, but due to censorship, in the anime version he was reading a volume of Baou instead.

    • @MrSafior
      @MrSafior 8 лет назад +123

      King Kamina
      I know but how Joseph can read action comic several year before his release ?

    • @Drakkona123
      @Drakkona123 8 лет назад +317

      Joseph predicted all the lines in the comic. That's how he got an issue.

  • @justoneguy2487
    @justoneguy2487 4 года назад +5070

    3:04
    Joseph gargling marbles: Dojyaaggggn
    Valentine voice as clear as mineral water: Dojyaaaaahhn

    • @Johnx3m
      @Johnx3m 4 года назад +174

      Except mineral water is not really clear.

    • @biel_3858
      @biel_3858 4 года назад +79

      Jøhnx3m
      that’s the joke bud

    • @tomlyne4305
      @tomlyne4305 4 года назад +284

      Funny Valentine's was so sexily smooth and Joseph sounds diseased

    • @Snoopdog2034
      @Snoopdog2034 4 года назад +79

      More like gargling clacker volleys

    • @doubleoof7907
      @doubleoof7907 4 года назад +4

      Lmao

  • @dekucake4395
    @dekucake4395 2 года назад +323

    3:04 I love how guttural Joseph sounds trying to say it, and then Valentine is like "no no no, you say it like THIS" and falls for the bit just so he can prove something to Joseph.

  • @AD_Nelson
    @AD_Nelson 2 года назад +349

    2:54 His impression of Pucci is on point.

    • @IvansBandagess
      @IvansBandagess Год назад +9

      Fr

    • @TheBewenui
      @TheBewenui Год назад +3

      Why Pucci white

    • @strrgazrr8029
      @strrgazrr8029 Год назад +9

      @@TheBewenuiyou do know he’s just a dark skinned Italian right

    • @maniacaldog3268
      @maniacaldog3268 Год назад +4

      @@strrgazrr8029 bro hes black 💀

    • @strrgazrr8029
      @strrgazrr8029 Год назад +2

      @@maniacaldog3268 ok explain how then lmfao, literally tie it into Weather and Enrico’s backstory too at that

  • @mscup8814
    @mscup8814 4 года назад +5745

    Diavolo: Has the ability to see 10 seconds into the future
    Joseph: " *Imma bi-pass this man's whole stand* "

    • @LuminousLead
      @LuminousLead 4 года назад +166

      billy loman Sounds like Joseph has epitaph too, in so much as it applies to enemy taunts XD

    • @putinpunhere
      @putinpunhere 4 года назад +239

      So that's the same type of stand as Hermit Purple... *skips time*

    • @danygamer6684
      @danygamer6684 4 года назад +22

      By pass*

    • @purpleporkdawg2951
      @purpleporkdawg2951 4 года назад +57

      @@putinpunhere well i mean hermit purple can make spirit photos and epitaph can see 10 seconds into the future.

    • @SuperToadCrewNo
      @SuperToadCrewNo 4 года назад +8

      @@purpleporkdawg2951 holy shit ur right

  • @CatCatCat19
    @CatCatCat19 4 года назад +2481

    Joseph: Next thing youre gonna say is "Whamu"
    Whamu: W H A M U

    • @abromk1997
      @abromk1997 4 года назад +19

      Not DIO hey wassub dog

    • @xipin5334
      @xipin5334 4 года назад +138

      Whammu is a pokemon confirmed

    • @vitiated001
      @vitiated001 4 года назад +32

      Whamu 0.000000192748 seconds later: confused screaming

    • @CatCatCat19
      @CatCatCat19 4 года назад +4

      @@abromk1997 pls dont touch me

    • @abromk1997
      @abromk1997 4 года назад +3

      Not DIO we cool we cool

  • @Oofof
    @Oofof Год назад +248

    4:34 This Had Me In Tears 😭

    • @musicisthefoodofthesoul
      @musicisthefoodofthesoul Год назад +13

      Its even funnier in 0,5x where they just don't stop WRRYYYYYYing
      Or my humor is broken
      HELPPP

    • @julianlegui93
      @julianlegui93 Год назад +5

      Been looking for this. I love you.

  • @murzius
    @murzius 2 года назад +785

    My favourites
    0:49 Jolyne
    2:04 Gyro
    3:04 Valentine
    3:24 Avdol
    4:34 DIO

  • @kiryuluvr2781
    @kiryuluvr2781 4 года назад +3244

    Nobody:
    Joseph: *predicts his own next line*

    • @bruh-mx2hf
      @bruh-mx2hf 4 года назад +35

      Sugini omae wa: nigggaaaaz

    • @theodoris
      @theodoris 4 года назад +7

      Brother?

    • @nathan24-_-2
      @nathan24-_-2 4 года назад +2

      Beanslingin' Theo What the fuck, you have the same scene in your profile pictures lmao

    • @TheLonelySkeleton
      @TheLonelySkeleton 4 года назад +8

      "My next line is: 'To you!' "
      "To you!"
      [Gasp]

    • @WiiSPMusic
      @WiiSPMusic 4 года назад +12

      Joseph 1: Next your gonna say “Next your gonna say “Next your gonna say”
      Joseph 2: Next your gonna say “Next your gonna say “Next your gonna say”
      Joseph 1:Nani?!
      Joseph 2:Nani?!

  • @Sanyo10
    @Sanyo10 8 лет назад +2589

    "Next you're going to say "WRYYYYY""
    I fucking lost it.

    • @Gaafhahdrim24
      @Gaafhahdrim24 8 лет назад +136

      I bet he was going for the original with that one! XD

    • @julpen3718
      @julpen3718 7 лет назад +103

      Sanyo 1.0 The best for me is Avdol.
      Joseph : You next line is, Tchik Tchik Yes IAM.
      Avdol : Tchik Tchik Yes, Iam

    • @asingularmen
      @asingularmen 6 лет назад +45

      WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @heavyguy4660
      @heavyguy4660 6 лет назад +2

      Sanyo 1.0 Sugi ni omae wa .... to iu!

    • @ZeroNingenPlan
      @ZeroNingenPlan 6 лет назад +1

      Gamer Victor you mean All Might's VA?

  • @lyxia.3258
    @lyxia.3258 2 года назад +114

    3:19. The way kars says "huh?" is so funny for some reason lol

  • @Glacial7
    @Glacial7 2 года назад +202

    Joseph trying to say “Dojyaaa~n” is amazing

    • @jjbafan5731
      @jjbafan5731 2 года назад +6

      It just proves that only funny valentine is the only one that can dojyaaa~n perfectly

    • @IBBY_YaboyEON
      @IBBY_YaboyEON 2 года назад +1

      @@jjbafan5731 I wish I could say it like Valentine his voice actor is very talented

  • @unicrown_
    @unicrown_ 4 года назад +19420

    Joseph: "Next you'll say: Yes I am!"
    Abdul: *literally agrees*

    • @ojeejjaaj2112
      @ojeejjaaj2112 4 года назад +793

      *YES I WILL* no wait

    • @ivanmoreno825
      @ivanmoreno825 4 года назад +479

      he says tsk tsk, like hes sayong he wont but then *"Y E S I A M"*

    • @majo1342
      @majo1342 4 года назад +123

      I literally cracked up

    • @pitayau
      @pitayau 4 года назад +53

      *INHALE*

    • @timsoup204
      @timsoup204 4 года назад +121

      If that's the case, Abdul figured out what Joseph was going to ask so when Joseph asked if he will say "Yes I am" he would say that he was going to say it.

  • @italokauan1873
    @italokauan1873 5 лет назад +4835

    The real power of *Hermit Purple* is read the manga left to right,like a real American

    • @TaosoftheVoid
      @TaosoftheVoid 4 года назад +159

      You.....I like you

    • @SasukeeUchiha
      @SasukeeUchiha 4 года назад +89

      joseph is british

    • @BushSage
      @BushSage 4 года назад +188

      @@SasukeeUchiha and he lived his days in America, and acted like an American soooo... essentially American

    • @travismccallum5738
      @travismccallum5738 4 года назад +39

      Bush Sage born in america means american. American is not a race.

    • @liamwithers4959
      @liamwithers4959 4 года назад +33

      Your god damn right thats how my hermit purple works, through the power of America

  • @channeldeleted3651
    @channeldeleted3651 2 года назад +409

    1:08 ohmygod I can’t stop laughing 🤣

  • @kakkoiborri8511
    @kakkoiborri8511 3 года назад +703

    I love how the Okuyasu VA has never changed between any Jojo content hes in

    • @dysfunctionaltree
      @dysfunctionaltree 2 года назад +13

      bruno’s va has like never changed even since the giogio’s bizarre adventure game

    • @nathan900130
      @nathan900130 2 года назад +23

      @@dysfunctionaltree False, Takahiro Sakurai voiced Bruno back in the ps2 game. Now he voices Rohan.
      Yuichi Nakamura, the current voice of Bruno, used to voice Anasui in this game and Eyes of Heaven

    • @shinkenger2011
      @shinkenger2011 Год назад +5

      Okuyasu’s VA was playing him before the Phantom Blood anime started, fun fact.

    • @maybe-arch
      @maybe-arch Год назад

      @@nathan900130 Diavolo eoh voices Kira/Kotaku in anime

  • @ultra2738
    @ultra2738 4 года назад +3612

    Joseph: “Your next line is... Omae wa mou shindeiru”
    Kenshiro: “Omae wa mou shindeiru”
    Joseph: “NANI?!”
    Kenshiro: “NANI?!”
    *BOTH EXPLODE*

    • @SaoirseVisceral
      @SaoirseVisceral 4 года назад +56

      Lmao i just said that 2 minutes ago how do you know--

    • @ultra2738
      @ultra2738 4 года назад +60

      Coconut Jam Your next line is “Lmao I just said that 2 minutes ago how do you know-“

    • @SaoirseVisceral
      @SaoirseVisceral 4 года назад +53

      @@ultra2738 lmao i just said that 2 minutes ago how do you know-

    • @SaoirseVisceral
      @SaoirseVisceral 4 года назад +52

      @@ultra2738 *gasp*

    • @frickutwistr19
      @frickutwistr19 4 года назад +16

      Ikermeny *gasp*

  • @silverus3617
    @silverus3617 4 года назад +1756

    valentine: "dojyaaaan~"
    joseph: *_"DOJAAAAYAUUGGHHHH"_*

  • @torpedo927
    @torpedo927 2 года назад +108

    Joseph: "Next you're gonna say"
    "Whamu"
    Wamuu: "Whamu"
    **Wamuu was in a shock of his life**

    • @TheAtemAndrew
      @TheAtemAndrew Год назад +4

      Shocked him so hard he turned into a pokemon.

  • @chnjon6602
    @chnjon6602 2 года назад +89

    I love how Zeppeli’s “huh” sounds like he’s more confused then cautious of Joseph

  • @AlexRango
    @AlexRango 8 лет назад +2717

    your next line is:
    *WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*

    • @adisonnanet
      @adisonnanet 8 лет назад +117

      +alex rango WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
      ...
      NANI?!

    • @FishySwordfish
      @FishySwordfish 8 лет назад +30

      +alex rango URYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @CarrolGhiacciolo
      @CarrolGhiacciolo 8 лет назад +9

      +Mett the Filthy Casual Banana?

    • @dcgitz
      @dcgitz 8 лет назад +19

      *WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*

      ...H-How did you know?!

    • @ericknunez8069
      @ericknunez8069 8 лет назад +100

      *WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY*
      *gasp*
      nani?

  • @mirko7767
    @mirko7767 5 лет назад +4800

    Joseph: *Predicts random character next line*
    Random character: *Fucking recites the bible*
    Also random character: *[CONFUSED GASP]*

    • @srblackhat1
      @srblackhat1 4 года назад +183

      *Only Pucci do that*

    • @mirko7767
      @mirko7767 4 года назад +38

      @@srblackhat1 What the fuck is a Pucci mate

    • @mayleneabaga74
      @mayleneabaga74 4 года назад +133

      @@mirko7767 I see someone hasn't read the manga.

    • @mirko7767
      @mirko7767 4 года назад +25

      @@mayleneabaga74 Not yet, i finished part 5 recently, and started 6 reading the manga

    • @luiginerd4productions658
      @luiginerd4productions658 4 года назад +32

      @@mirko7767 Nice save.

  • @CrazyCritter1
    @CrazyCritter1 3 года назад +58

    I love how Joseph does little impressions of each of the characters while saying their lines

  • @firstplayers396
    @firstplayers396 2 года назад +53

    I didn’t see anyone talking about how joesph drops his joy for pucci and goes full out perfectly replicating his voice

  • @DunkelMort
    @DunkelMort 5 лет назад +18911

    Joseph: Next You're Gonna Say, WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY
    DIO: WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY
    DIO: *GASP*

  • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
    @Pleasestoptalkingthanks 7 лет назад +517

    Dude, young Joseph was clever enough to get Kira to admit that he is Kira.

  • @pyx1z
    @pyx1z 2 года назад +36

    0:00 for Jonathan
    0:11 for Joseph
    0:21 for Jotaro
    0:28 for Josuke
    0:40 for Giorno
    0:49 for Jolyne
    0:57 for Johnny
    1:05 for Zeppeli
    1:13 for Caesar
    1:26 for Kakyoin
    1:38 for Okuyasu
    1:47 for Bruno
    1:54 for Ermes
    2:04 for Gyro
    2:11 for Dio Brando
    2:19 for Wammu
    2:26 for Polnareff
    2:38 for Mista
    2:53 for Pucci
    3:04 for Valentine
    3:13 for Kars
    3:25 for Avdol
    3:35 for Koichi
    3:52 for Akira
    4:06 for Narancia
    4:19 for Josuke (JoJoLion)
    4:25 for Kira
    4:33 for DIO
    4:43 for Hol Horse
    4:53 for Rohan
    5:10 for Kawajiri
    5:23 for Diavolo
    5:37 for Shigekiyo
    5:48 for Esidisi

  • @arvidassburg4500
    @arvidassburg4500 2 года назад +143

    1:26
    "Alright, it's time for your punishment, baby!"
    Why do I feel like this is something Kakyoin would say to Holly?

    • @josukehigashikata3533
      @josukehigashikata3533 2 года назад +8

      uh oh..

    • @heitorzincleiton5071
      @heitorzincleiton5071 2 года назад +17

      What the hell? That would be the most out of character thing for kakyoin to do

    • @arvidassburg4500
      @arvidassburg4500 2 года назад +16

      @@heitorzincleiton5071 Clearly you haven't watched JoJo

    • @heitorzincleiton5071
      @heitorzincleiton5071 2 года назад +26

      @@arvidassburg4500 I’m not talking about about the milf hunter, cherry licking kakyoin that the fanbase has in their headcannons, I’m talking about the real kakyoin, a loyal friend and companion that does everything he can to help his friends in their journey

    • @panchote380
      @panchote380 2 года назад +10

      @@heitorzincleiton5071 fr bro, JoJo fans are becoming more and more unfunny and annoying

  • @zentron0
    @zentron0 5 лет назад +7621

    Joseph: next you're gonna say "ZA WARUDO"
    Dio: .....ZA WARUDO
    Joseph: oh shi-

  • @KeewiiIllustrations
    @KeewiiIllustrations 4 года назад +3286

    4:34
    “Next you’ll say.....WRRYYYYYYYY!”
    “WRRRYYYYYYYYYY!”
    *_music stops_*
    “!!-“

    • @ZidaneAmarullah
      @ZidaneAmarullah 4 года назад +111

      Because the *STANDO PAWAH*

    • @marcogiordano9359
      @marcogiordano9359 4 года назад +145

      Plot twist: he stopped time to realize what happened

    • @disgal6235
      @disgal6235 4 года назад +23

      So dramatic

    • @foxyanaandpals3685
      @foxyanaandpals3685 4 года назад +5

      *666*

    • @muudy4428
      @muudy4428 4 года назад +45

      @@marcogiordano9359
      Plot twist: Joseph was the one who stopped time

  • @kaiva245
    @kaiva245 2 года назад +22

    Kars’ “huh?” Was absolutely adorable in my opinion lmfao.

  • @crooningtoon
    @crooningtoon 3 года назад +14

    Joseph: Next you’re going to say: Bark! To you.
    Iggy: Bark! *Gasp*

  • @thepeopleonthecouch2928
    @thepeopleonthecouch2928 4 года назад +14762

    Joseph: Next you'll say "next you'll say!"
    Joseph: Next you'll say "next you'll say!"
    Joseph: Next you'll say "next you'll say!"
    *Eventually, Joseph stopped thinking*

  • @Growlingtummy2
    @Growlingtummy2 9 лет назад +4777

    The next thing you'll say is: "I wish this actually worked in real life."

    • @180223
      @180223 9 лет назад +787

      I wish this actually worked in real life. NANI!

    • @rai_harn98
      @rai_harn98 9 лет назад +406

      I wish this actually worked in real life......HUH?!

    • @geordonworley5618
      @geordonworley5618 9 лет назад +284

      I wish this actually worked in real life...GAH!

    • @darugosuenyo
      @darugosuenyo 9 лет назад +233

      I wish this actually worked in real life...FUK!

    • @NyErNiNjA
      @NyErNiNjA 9 лет назад +191

      I wish this actually worked in real life... EH?!

  • @midane6376
    @midane6376 3 года назад +11

    Nobody:
    Josheph's dojyaaan : *demonic screeches*
    (3:04)

  • @knightmare3228
    @knightmare3228 Год назад +6

    2:56 that Pucci impresion is spot on.

  • @SlyRocko
    @SlyRocko 8 лет назад +2057

    The way Joseph fucking said WRY made me cry

    • @MrTheil
      @MrTheil 8 лет назад +90

      he sounded like a squealing pig

    • @kuuga3104
      @kuuga3104 8 лет назад +129

      +Alex Night or the original WRYYY

    • @MrTheil
      @MrTheil 8 лет назад

      Christopher Ho Yeah that as well

    • @FelipePalha66
      @FelipePalha66 8 лет назад +73

      in the game, you can really make joseph use "wryy" like a taunt

    • @SirKrigeon
      @SirKrigeon 8 лет назад +1

      +Felipe “HENTAI” Palha HOW

  • @fight_and_die1573
    @fight_and_die1573 4 года назад +3639

    ‘Your next line is:
    OK MASTA, LETS KILL DA HO
    BEEEEEEEEEEEEETCH’

    • @justoneguy2487
      @justoneguy2487 4 года назад +116

      OK Masta let's kill da ho. Beeeeeetch!
      Nani?! S-H-I-T!

    • @pitayau
      @pitayau 4 года назад +27

      Seriously we need playable stands

    • @r3h4b53
      @r3h4b53 4 года назад +4

      Actually, is johnny joestar from ps3 version and koichi anime version

    • @TsuyusPillow
      @TsuyusPillow 4 года назад

      I'm 969th like niceeee

    • @alexmaxlopez2861
      @alexmaxlopez2861 4 года назад

      ...

  • @tearusmidnight313
    @tearusmidnight313 2 года назад +11

    It has me dying the minute 5:40
    The way Joseph line just got perfectly cut lol.

  • @therealbean10
    @therealbean10 2 года назад +8

    The fact that they all sweat right after he says they're line really shows how intimidated they are

  • @JamerG
    @JamerG 3 года назад +3434

    3:05
    “The next thing you’ll say is...”
    _DOUGHJAAAEEAAAJHGN_

  • @snubcube
    @snubcube 3 года назад +1653

    4:34 Joseph says wryyyyy

  • @guri9528
    @guri9528 3 года назад +8

    Diavolo: wha-
    Joseph: "Your next line is..."
    King Crimson: **stopped working**

  • @weatherreport15yearsago8
    @weatherreport15yearsago8 2 года назад +7

    joseph: next you’ll say; **line**
    enemy: **says that line**
    also the enemy: :o

  • @ssjzack4730
    @ssjzack4730 3 года назад +1075

    Imagine he tried to predict yoshikage Kira's paragraph

    • @user-dk7ic1ci2z
      @user-dk7ic1ci2z 3 года назад +93

      or valentine’s napkin monologue

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 3 года назад +66

      That would probably take up a whole chapter.

    • @handmethatpochitussy
      @handmethatpochitussy 3 года назад +5

      @@user-dk7ic1ci2z doo doo doo dee daa daa daa

    • @MorganEdgy
      @MorganEdgy 3 года назад +49

      Joseph: Next you'll say: "My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."
      Kira: ". . . no".

  • @oO0jojo0Oo
    @oO0jojo0Oo 3 года назад +8471

    i love how wamuu just says his own name like a pokémon

    • @slolilols
      @slolilols 3 года назад +183

      I snorted at this

    • @eww._.2962
      @eww._.2962 3 года назад +411

      "Wammu" the piller pokemon, as tall as 197 cm and weighing 115 kg residing more commonly in an Aztec cave this pokemon has little to no friends and is friendly if your also a piller pokemon

    • @silentium8837
      @silentium8837 3 года назад +15

      IKr

    • @silentium8837
      @silentium8837 3 года назад +6

      @Shadow Dio シャドウディオ he got res'ed

    • @rebeccatmeimei3643
      @rebeccatmeimei3643 3 года назад +40

      Wamuu Wawa muu wa muu

  • @PhantomThiefOracle
    @PhantomThiefOracle 3 года назад +10

    Joseph’s “Dojyaaaan” sounds like he smoked five cigarettes before talking

  • @user-dy2lm3mj9s
    @user-dy2lm3mj9s Год назад +4

    3:00 no way he did pucci that good 😭

  • @pspten1
    @pspten1 4 года назад +1948

    Joseph: ""Next, you're going to say: "Hey that's my line!""
    Joseph: "Hey that's my line!*
    Joseph: *gasp*

  • @darkmatter4555
    @darkmatter4555 4 года назад +1955

    1:27 Plotwist: Kakyoin is literally going to punch a baby

  • @Douce1337
    @Douce1337 2 года назад +1

    I can't wait to hear the new quotes for the All Star Battle R characters.

  • @progameruwu1426
    @progameruwu1426 2 года назад +2

    His little hehehe before doing the thing is very funny

  • @user-jb6jo2oh9z
    @user-jb6jo2oh9z 4 года назад +5039

    0:12 they should do this like this:
    Joseph:next your gonna say "That's my line!"
    Joseph:That's my line!

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 4 года назад +455

      They should just cut each other off then say the same line at the same exact time and get confused.

    • @blackieechan6215
      @blackieechan6215 4 года назад +147

      And they do that until the game crashes

    • @SF3L
      @SF3L 4 года назад +44

      Joseph*surprised pikachu face*

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 4 года назад +51

      Next your gonna say “Next your gonna say TOYU!” Toyu!
      Next your gonna say TOYU! AGH!

    • @whippethacreem7299
      @whippethacreem7299 4 года назад +15

      Both: *Surprised augh *

  • @jackalvonstone250
    @jackalvonstone250 4 года назад +4079

    Joesph: "Your next line is, 'Arrivederci!'"
    Bucciarati: "Arrivederci!"
    And then they both walk away having said their respective farewells.

    • @chidubemmo
      @chidubemmo 4 года назад +25

      If you don't get it Arrivederci means "Goodbye"

    • @luigiolivero4717
      @luigiolivero4717 4 года назад +26

      A good italian based jojoke

    • @rwholemilkisgood5050
      @rwholemilkisgood5050 4 года назад

      Luigi Olivero people who actually say jojoke, are boomers trying to fit in with the kids

    • @luigiolivero4717
      @luigiolivero4717 4 года назад +12

      @@rwholemilkisgood5050 i'm seventeen

    • @rwholemilkisgood5050
      @rwholemilkisgood5050 4 года назад +2

      Luigi Olivero *SHAME*

  • @nick_pc2009
    @nick_pc2009 Год назад +2

    0:11 joseph is so smart that he even outsmarted himself

  • @Minious1020
    @Minious1020 11 месяцев назад

    It's cool to see this verion and All Star Battle R's version side by side.

  • @ErmacHZArfanH
    @ErmacHZArfanH 6 лет назад +2449

    Next you're gonna say: Omae wa mou shindeiru
    Kenshiro: Omae wa mou shindeiru.
    Kenshiro: nani?!
    Joseph: Nani?!

    • @Juan-ir2rh
      @Juan-ir2rh 6 лет назад +119

      But he actually doesn’t die

    • @mr.reaper3329
      @mr.reaper3329 5 лет назад +92

      Konstantin Demenko indeed. Now Pucci will have to restart it again.

    • @jalter1361
      @jalter1361 5 лет назад +6

      @@mr.reaper3329 these jokes

    • @beanweeb5343
      @beanweeb5343 5 лет назад +13

      Joseph kills him and makes him explode

    • @yanwilyamk.p.664
      @yanwilyamk.p.664 5 лет назад +6

      ErmacHZ - Arfan H. This comment is Gold

  • @hnxxtiny
    @hnxxtiny 4 года назад +617

    4:34
    Joseph: Next you're gonna say WRRRRRYYYYYY
    Dio: WRRRRRRYYYYYY ... Confused wry

  • @RedDemonTV
    @RedDemonTV 2 года назад +1

    Thank you, My day is complete

  • @C-moss
    @C-moss 2 года назад

    This is why I can’t wait for the remake stuff like this

  • @BlackHero20
    @BlackHero20 4 года назад +3754

    Joseph : your next line will be "I Giorno Giovanna have a dream"
    Giorno : I Giorno Giovanna have a dream
    *a piano appears*
    Joseph : OHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO

  • @Cairo40000
    @Cairo40000 4 года назад +1220

    Alternate title:
    Joseph trolls the JoJoverse

  • @IanNBF
    @IanNBF Год назад

    It's interesting to hear some of the characters voices before their respective parts got adapted for the anime & they were recast

  • @travosk8668
    @travosk8668 3 года назад

    This is fan service at it's absolute best. God I love these games

  • @SaoirseVisceral
    @SaoirseVisceral 4 года назад +1539

    No one:
    Everyone after joseph predict their word:
    😠😲😳

  • @bluekewne
    @bluekewne 2 года назад +1

    2:02 coming back nearly 9 years later, amazed they kept the same VA for Ermes

  • @FawkseyJames
    @FawkseyJames 3 года назад +1

    The way kars just goes huh is satisfying idk how to express it

  • @crinnp
    @crinnp 5 лет назад +8732

    Joseph saying "WRYYYYYYYY" is now my favorite thing on this very Earth.

  • @mosengteroosss5485
    @mosengteroosss5485 4 года назад +3896

    Joseph:
    "Next you're gonna say "Read More" Toyu"
    System:
    System: *_Nani!!_*

  • @yes78
    @yes78 2 года назад +11

    This will never fail to make me laugh
    A character just say a super long line then act suprised as if they didnt hear joseph at all

  • @alshameercanaria4019
    @alshameercanaria4019 2 года назад +2

    It's always the best episode when the line "next your gonna say" shows up

  • @gentaillahi6153
    @gentaillahi6153 5 лет назад +3816

    Joseph: Your next line is: "Jojo, this is my last hamon. take it!"
    Caesar: JOJO, THIS IS MY LAST HAMON. TAKE IT!!!!!
    Joseph: Huh!
    SHIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @KYNGA100
      @KYNGA100 5 лет назад +117

      This sentence unlocks a special rock falling from the sky.

    • @darksonicyt5430
      @darksonicyt5430 5 лет назад +29

      Genta Illahi “after Caesar says this” Your next line is. SHIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @whyareallnamestaken
      @whyareallnamestaken 5 лет назад +8

      @@darksonicyt5430 SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ...!

    • @teachhimself
      @teachhimself 5 лет назад +7

      Oh no my salad

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 5 лет назад +4

      Yare yare dawa...

  • @ichiroumayima6565
    @ichiroumayima6565 4 года назад +998

    Joseph in pokemon
    Joseph: Next you’re gonna say “... ...”
    Red: ... ...
    Red: *GASP* ...!

  • @phantomx3902
    @phantomx3902 Год назад +3

    I like how Joseph doesn't just say the word, he try to sounds like them too

  • @annsh.6487
    @annsh.6487 Год назад +2

    I can't believe Joseph knows English, Japanese and Italian to the point where he can predict lines in all these people's spoken languages throughout the parts

  • @rboris5290
    @rboris5290 5 лет назад +1345

    4:34 DIO is so loud with his WRYYYYYYY that he mutes the background music

    • @TeleTrenta
      @TeleTrenta 4 года назад +3

      @Mauro Molinero wŕrrrrrrrrrrrry

    • @jotarokujo6048
      @jotarokujo6048 4 года назад +9

      Too bad the old man got fucked by dio
      I ended up beating the shit out of him

  • @qreues-alt7672
    @qreues-alt7672 4 года назад +1406

    4:36 I like how he says "WRRRYYYY" like how the HFTF Dio says WRRRYYYY

    • @johnyk7167
      @johnyk7167 4 года назад +37

      LMAO

    • @birdedup
      @birdedup 4 года назад +79

      *WYYYRRRREEEEEE*
      *UURRRRRYYYYYEE*

    • @kio7320
      @kio7320 4 года назад +6

      Reee

    • @lorddio6701
      @lorddio6701 4 года назад +7

      WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!!!!! WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @Graci_Is_Spaci
      @Graci_Is_Spaci 4 года назад +10

      Lmao same with the doujaan he sounds like hes swallowing a cheese grater

  • @kingofpoliwhirls7464
    @kingofpoliwhirls7464 2 года назад

    Really hope they're bringing this back for the updated version

  • @glitchkore4392
    @glitchkore4392 2 года назад +1

    4:36 i love this lmao

  • @downyfabricsoftener8790
    @downyfabricsoftener8790 4 года назад +2383

    5:40 Joseph: speaks so fast that the audio cuts
    Shigetchi: says it as slow as humanly possible in the drunkest voice.

  • @Muffinmurdurer
    @Muffinmurdurer 6 лет назад +8791

    Next you're gonna say: "My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."

    • @stupidgamer201
      @stupidgamer201 6 лет назад +2008

      Kira: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
      Kira: *GASP*

    • @shyalmi7245
      @shyalmi7245 5 лет назад +518

      To iu!

    • @auugh43546
      @auugh43546 5 лет назад +391

      C h e w

    • @thisismyfirstusernameimade3007
      @thisismyfirstusernameimade3007 5 лет назад +282

      Muffinmurdurer Next you're gonna say: "What a beautiful Duwang" Toyu!

    • @Andre-to1oi
      @Andre-to1oi 5 лет назад +48

      Naniiiii

  • @LetSeanCook
    @LetSeanCook 2 года назад +2

    This is why Joseph is the goat.

  • @stickmation6651
    @stickmation6651 2 года назад

    I like the little gasps they do at the end

  • @ultra2738
    @ultra2738 4 года назад +10433

    Joseph: “Your next line is... ZA WARUDO”
    Dio: “ZA WARUDO!!!”
    Also Dio: *GASPS IN TIME STOP*

  • @zobojwa
    @zobojwa 4 года назад +1463

    1:40 your next line is: *OI JOSUKE*

    • @mateoroz2374
      @mateoroz2374 4 года назад +68

      OI JOSUKE !!
      NANIII ??

    • @artifex2.080
      @artifex2.080 4 года назад +108

      *OI JOSUKE HE CAN PREDICT MY LINES, AIN'T THAT WACKY*

    • @packedsalmons6286
      @packedsalmons6286 4 года назад +1

      @SuperSansCraft 1212 ey

    • @PedroFerreira-vx5le
      @PedroFerreira-vx5le 4 года назад +2

      Pensei que tava falando em br

    • @eiji6234
      @eiji6234 3 года назад

      @@PedroFerreira-vx5le NANI UM BR AQUI

  • @dillongeorge5866
    @dillongeorge5866 2 года назад +1

    Speedwagon somewhere in the background: “HOW DOES HE ALWAYS KNOW!?”

  • @itsstillpasta
    @itsstillpasta 2 года назад +1

    Looking forward to the All Star Battle R version!

  • @ashleysammet2484
    @ashleysammet2484 4 года назад +692

    4:34 his "wryyy" kills me everytime

  • @imzhai
    @imzhai 3 года назад +1954

    0:17
    when Joseph realised that he has fallen into Joseph’s trap

    • @minorcomet282
      @minorcomet282 3 года назад +56

      But really tho, that impression is spot on. Joseph's VA is amazing

    • @Anthony-Patton87
      @Anthony-Patton87 3 года назад +22

      @@7maldine it's literally so crazy how good that impression it almost makes me think that it's the same voiceline.

    • @themonsterunderyourbed.7620
      @themonsterunderyourbed.7620 2 года назад +6

      I think that actually happens and he's like "That's my thing!"

    • @chromaticcobalt8358
      @chromaticcobalt8358 2 года назад +3

      No it's Joseph falling into Joseph's trap, not Joseph falling into Joseph's trap.

    • @FrijolesLIVE
      @FrijolesLIVE 2 года назад

      Joseph VS Joseph

  • @KaedeFuji
    @KaedeFuji 2 года назад +3

    I love how joseph "WRRYYYY" is the same as DIO voice.

  • @Kaikun999
    @Kaikun999 3 года назад +1

    Joseph: you're next line is 'you're next line is'
    Also joseph:you're next line is, NaNi?!

  • @SC4RRL3TT
    @SC4RRL3TT 5 лет назад +3296

    I can imagine the voice actors just recording a bunch of gasps and Joseph's voice actor having to say every single damn line JUST for this. You see, they DO love their fans.

    • @SC4RRL3TT
      @SC4RRL3TT 5 лет назад +29

      @TrainerblueTube honestly

    • @wyvern5890
      @wyvern5890 4 года назад +7

      @@chaos_blue1089 cheese doesn't exist

    • @aromorguy
      @aromorguy 4 года назад +24

      Yeah who cares if this game isn't the best... it's a jojo game..

    • @viniciusespindola7238
      @viniciusespindola7238 4 года назад +5

      @TrainerblueTube every bandai game.

  • @mysterioso2006
    @mysterioso2006 9 лет назад +5616

    Joseph's WRYYYY gives me life.

    • @jamiwami7280
      @jamiwami7280 6 лет назад +144

      mysterioso2006 his hee hee was awesome too

    • @NoaAlti
      @NoaAlti 6 лет назад +216

      mysterioso2006
      joseph:next you're gonna say WRYYYYYYYY!
      DIO:WRYYYYYYYY!

    • @MayaMreow
      @MayaMreow 6 лет назад +27

      Same here lmfao

    • @BuckShot456789
      @BuckShot456789 6 лет назад +29

      WRRRRRRYYY

    • @astolfoapocrif3742
      @astolfoapocrif3742 6 лет назад +22

      mysterioso2006 Yay time WRYYYYYY 3:34

  • @dappercatfish2503
    @dappercatfish2503 2 года назад

    its cool to see the voice actors before the animes and which one stayed for the anime and which ones where changed

  • @theyfoundmeaaa
    @theyfoundmeaaa 2 года назад

    I could watch this all day

  • @rachelscientia7228
    @rachelscientia7228 5 лет назад +941

    Joseph: WRRRRYYYYYY
    Dio: WRRRRYYYYYs back in shock
    4:34