The Housing Market is the Worst. Mary Mack - Full Special
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- Опубликовано: 25 ноя 2019
- The Housing Market right now is the worst, but when Mary Mack bought her house, they were having a clearance sale on houses, almost like Black Friday. If you enjoyed this full comedy special by Mary Mack, chances are you'll enjoy our other comedy specials as well. You can now watch All Dry Bar Comedy Specials for FREE on the Dry Bar Comedy App! Available now on all iOS and Android devices.
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This Lady is whip smart and way ahead of every audience member. Her backwoods Wisconsin act belies a wonderful intellect. She is playing! And we all laughed like it was a middle school talent show....... Well done, Mary Mack!! I wish I could describe the curve you are ahead of.......
She's ahead of the audience because she rehearsed it, and the audience didn't.
Shes so stinking cute
Mary Mack is a treasure. I watched this a long time ago. I think it is even funnier the second time around. Some of her funniest lines did not even get a laugh, like "cilantro and John Denver." She has so many solid jokes. I hope she gets the fame and attention her comedy deserves.
Who is john denver?
Who is John Denver? Ask the internet. Oh, you're in for a treat.
i did not get the john denver joke, being too ethnic.
Dorothy B - the late John Denver was so oh-gosh Little-House-on-the-Prairie whitebread wholesome, that for him to be _too etnic_ ...you'd have to be from, well...Minnesota...or possibly Wisconsin or Idaho.
Ha, I just watched again and it is even funnier.
"Bob you brought your hot glue gun? We're gonna do a HEIST!" 😅🤣
He has to wait for the bullets to melt. 😂🤣😂
I suddenly wish Marvel brings out the villian "Paste Pot" Pete. 😁 Wait for the bullet to melt.
@Marlin Bradshaw Please get some sunlight.
In that thick midwestern accent. I died.
I come back to this video monthly just for this line
"I am not the victim..." Didn't expect the rest of that one!
killer line
I feel like I’m watching an analog cartoon.
I’m pretty sure she’s the most adorable thing since forever.
Southern Fun what are you talking about???
Mary is spoken for.
George Rivera yes. She is still adorable though.
That's definitely the comment most female comedians are hoping for. Jim Gaffigan is also adorable but no one mentions it.
MSG685 I’m not super concerned about genitalia when I’m looking for a good laugh, unless it’s just me in the room. But if a lady is funny, it’s just a funny lady. No questions asked.
This lady is just as funny as a frog in a glass of milk about two hours into an acid trip.
Just sayin.
It takes a minute to get used to her comedy afterwards she’s hilarious and totally adorable!
True Veritas
Accurate. She's pretty funny.
She is cute too
Nah she's immediately brilliant.
Marlin Bradshaw wth was that?
Mary Mack, my husband proposed at the Cabelas store in front of the moose statue in Grand Forks. Yah. Romance is just everywhere in Minnesota.
I think I saw that. Ooo never mind that was my cousin and neighbor and the weird guy down the street. Haaaaaa the joys of MN. Where a sporting goods store is a date.
Grand Forks is not in Minnesota but the Cabelas is... that's in East Grand Forks.
@@xephael3485 tomatoes tomahtoes- it's nothing but a bridge that separates. I lived on the North Dakota side for about 6 months, worked on the Minnesota side. Its just one town really. Grand Forks East Grand Forks, everybody there eats Hot Dish ya know, so we can all just get along.
@@TheKatlnelson It's not just "one town" You're dealing with a state that has one of the lowest tax rates next to one with the highest. Almost as big of a difference as Niagara Falls Ontario vs. New York :-P
I read this in an accent.. its was hilarious..
She's hilarious ... and the most hilarious [and adorable] part is how she thanks the audience for applauding.
She’s hilarious. Sounds just like, we’ll…me🥰No. not that I’m funny. Just from MN🤣
I just went back and watched a ton of her early sets when she was way younger. She bombed sooo many times and her delivery wasn't nearly as good. A mix of poor delivery and terrible crowds. I think that's why she's always so grateful for the laughs now, hahahahha
She could definetly be a voice actress for kids
Or Disney. Just saying
She is.
@@DJ-nh5lh cool
She sounds like the littlest asparagus on Veggie Tales.
Solar Opposites on Hulu
She is so gosh darn adorable! And super clever lol! Loved this!
if she weren't in her 40's she'd be a catch over here in this part of PA
Aww, she’s still a catch. She’s very attractive
Thank you for bringing this old Lutheran boy home to Minnesota, Mary! I left for the Air Force in 1982 and so little has changed - which is wonderful.
"You don't even know when the now is until a little bit after the now..." True!😀
Her delivery of that whole 'live in the now' bit is flawless - facial expressions, tone of voice, all of it
I have actually done entire videos focused on that very consideration, and in fact I am inspired to do a better one soon addressing this set. I like her.
Soul Mechanics you are forgetting to live in the now ?
It's funny! But kind of a paraphrased re-telling of a George Carlin comedy sketch!!
Knowing when now is [or will be], is more complicated than many realize. Especially when working it out requires you to understand : delta x delta p > (> +) h-bar (where hbar = h/2Pi)*
* depending how punctual you want to be! :D
Lettuce wants you to cry so you can grow more lettuce. 😁
"We went on a three week honeymoon.
Three weeks!
Together!
That's twenty one days. Together.
Like, I love you, but not all in a row."
Mary Mack is the funniest, most charming female comedian I've seen in decades! She only plays the Northern Wisconsin hay seed, but she has a number of advanced degrees in music, composition, and orchestral conducting. Mary Mack has single-handedly rekindled my interest in stand-up comedy!
Funniest chic I've heard. Plays that humility like a fiddle. Bravo Mary!
She has the most beautiful smile.
Shes innocent beautiful
She's a beast at comedy. Such a clear, unique voice & point of view. Great, likeable stage presence & the subtle absurdist element to her jokes is straight gold.
I love how she says "thank you " every time they clap 😊 she's beautiful
Her energy, the way she delivers, and even her laughing.....all of it makes for such great comedy. Absolutely love her. And from the audience's laughs it's clear that almost every woman in there found her relatable or just adorable. Keep at it, Mary.
She has one of the thickest accents I’ve ever heard and I live in Wisconsin
I thought it was either Minnesota or Canada
I thought she was just disabled
Much closer to a "Fargo" accent if you ask me. We have a lot of hard "O"s in WI like when we say "snOOOW" we know how to hold that "O". :) Madison here btw.
Minnesota.
You know nothing about thick accent. Try a Greek national born to Russian parents trying to speak English ;)....who's living in Alabama....that's me :)
I learned Hot Crossed Buns in 1975. I can still remember how to play it. 🤣
She was charming, funny, and cute! Good job!
I agree Naomie!
You're cute too lol
I hear her on satelite radio, great to put a face with her voice! Love her!
This isn't stand up, that's just how someone from Wisconsin carries on a conversation.
That's right, Jay.
lol
Lol she's cute enough though
I should move to WisCAHNNson then. MM is the best.
Knew a Barney once, back in the military!
"That's right and left brain, I was in the ungifted AND untalented program." lmao
My mom is from the woods, and I know all about the burn barrel. I just about died laughing about the fire! She has a tinge of my grandparents Norwegian/Canadian accent, and I love it.
This is quirky humor at it's best haha.
I love her accent , don’t you now
Her smile is so adorable, lights her right up.
"I love you but not all in a row"! That will be in my wedding vows LOL
"Dontcha know" I love it so much, she seems like such a sweetheart.
Everyone in Wisconsin says that as well as "eh der" as a greatting
Hey to whoever is editing these. PLEASE stop putting one of the comedians jokes right at the start. It ruins the flow when the comedian gets to that joke later on.
VestigialHead thank you someone finally says it
Woah, you should be a consultant for Hollywood...who always gives away huge plot points in trailers!
@@itmademesignup9508 I rarely see huge plot points given away in Hollywood trailers. Not saying it has not happened but it certainly is not a regular thing.
@@VestigialHead Perhaps it is conformation bias, but I remember stuff like Star Wars Episode I showing Darth Mauls double light saber, the Sixth Sense "I see dead people", most comedies putting their best jokes out front, lots of second tier stuff like the Hunger Games sequels foreshadowing the ending...I am not excluding the possibility that I am just a cynic, but it seems really common.
@@itmademesignup9508 If they showed the "I see dead people" part then yep that would have been a horrendous spoiler.
But the double light-saber is not a plot point. That is just an action scene. Plot points are important parts of the story. Seeing what sort of sword someone is using is not a plot point.
Most of the time I see small sections of a movie in trailers that are not very relevant to the plot - often action scenes and sometimes funny scenes - so yes they sometimes give away the best jokes.
I’m in tears! HILARIOUS!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Something about her just makes you want more, she is very talented and I love her delivery!!
I enjoyed this one. A few literal laugh out loud moments and I was entertained throughout.
She’s smart, funny and articulate. No “...and, like, I did this”...or “and I, like, went here and then I, like, went there.” Thank you for that.
Never heard of this women before but I really like her act.
Way better than Amy Schumer
She's also way better than my old shoes that are too fucked up to wear now. Not much of a comparison, right?
A steaming and stinky turd would be better than Amy Schumer.
Drybar seems to find all the good unknown comics
Every video of a female comic gets comments like that 🙄
Another good female comic on this channel: Jessi Campbell.
amy is cringe, this is funny
This is one of the funniest sets I’ve watched in a LONG time, and I watch dry bar videos regularly!
I love how every time the crowd gets excited she looks genuinely surprised.
More Mary Mack! More Mary Mack! Everyone polka! More Mary Mack!
Ya hey dare! I love this woman. So many classic jokes to retell.
Mary is a hoot! I love her
"I have to wear a lot of make-up just to look plaAain 😲"
LOL
"get some woodsmarts!"
love this chick XD
The one about going to LA because she was sick of people judging her by what's on the inside.
Gold
My two favorite Dry Bar comedians: Robert Mac and Mary Mack.
My god those teeth are immaculate.
Brian Fong yea. She has a MEGAWATT SMILE! 😁❤️
yeah it amazing how well the dentists can fix up bulimic decay.....
10 out of 10 dentist agree that whatever toothpaste she's using is pretty good
I JUST got back from a root canal and my gums are still trying to stop bleeding :D
@@KaiIngebrigtsen Hater :(
"Salad?! No wonder I can't live in this peice of crap town." 😂
Mary Mack is just too adorable.
This was so awesome! I really like her sense of humor.
Highly recommend this comic. Such an individual with great material and timing!
Wow, this girl's dynamic is dynamic!
She’s fantastic! Loved every second!
I wasn't aware that wood elves could be this funny and adorable!
Great new comedian. First time to see her and love her act.
OMG how adorable is she and her deliveries hahaha, spot on!
I'm a huge fan! Mary's comedy is subtle, sublime, and wildly hilarious! Netflix special please!
You should see her character named Doopy Dooper on a game called Trover Saves the Universe, HILLARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love Mary Mack. Shes so cute and funny.
Holy crap, i don't know what to say!
I need more...
She's hilarious, more, more, MORE Mary Mack! Please.
It's nice to see a woman comedian that doesn't utter constant filth at every punchline.
That's because she's actually funny.
try some Rita Rudner or Kathleen Madigan
Or only tell women jokes
One of my favorites from Dry Bar so far!
Lettuce wants you to cry...so you can grow more lettuce!...lol
She is not just a comic, she is also a character
It took me a minute to warm up to her because of her voice but its genuine. I like her style of comedy. I'm from California and salad is my favorite food. 🤣💚🛸😂
Thank you Mary Mack!! I did not grow up 'in the woods' or 'up North'. Instead I grew up 'down by da lake'. I loved listening to you.
Love dry bar. Mary does a great job. Loved her set so much I watched it twice. Addictive smile. Made me laugh when she kept thanking the crowd for laughing at her jokes, so humble. Great job dry bar. Imagine that…good clean comedy. God bless America.
She is so cool! Ive never heard of her but I love her style. Her jokes are intelligent and yet very humble. She even looks the part; earnest and sweet and lost
“The tator tots care about you not salad” 😂
🤣👍🏻
Not seen or heard of Mary prior to today. She's brilliant👍🏻
I love her, she is hilarious.
Oh my gosh, a joke about burning trash. That's a very specific demographic that's going to get that joke, and I'm one of them!
She made a lutefisk joke?!? And a joke about the sludge, I mean coffee in Luthern church basements? I think its hilarious, but who else knows about that stuff?
I do. Sconnie
Lutefisk is in Frozen..so...
Please fill me in
@@lisacallan5462 I am not certain that frozen lutefisk would be good. I've only ever had it from a jar though. One of these days I'll make my own.
@J Jackson Lutefisk is fish preserved in lye. It has a unique flavor. Everybody either loves it or hates it. There is no in-between.
Absolutely brilliant. Thanks! A small cat of cocaine. hahahaha
Mary is a joke ninja Jedi master.
Her best line:
I am not a victim!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She talks like the mom on Bobby’s World “don’t cha know”.
"That's GENeric!" Lol ... Love 'Bobby's World'.
She's hysterical! Ha ha ha ha ha Loved her set :)
She has the greatest smile I'm in awe😍
This girl is all smile isn't she? she's gorgeous
Lutefisk is a Lutheran vice? I'm pretty sure it just means you're from Scandinavia and think fish tastes better after you've partially converted it into soap.
This gal is hilarious. Love it!
Mary's cuteness is so much. Her accent and her little laugh are perfect punctuation
"They always served you hot starch ... "🤣
And tunneling through the warm mashed potatoes ...🤣🤣
She’s so cute. Reminds me of junior from veggietales lol 😄🥰
Lol!!!!! This is her true accent AND she’s an awesome clarinetist!!
Oh my goodness!! She is funny!! I love her!!
this is the most relaxed humor, like laughing over tea. a real sweet time 😁
She's adorable and hilarious
You ARE a gift!
Hilarious and talented lady...big fan of hers
How can someone so petite deliver such big laughs?
And with that straight face?
Absolutely great entertainment. Didn't even feel like a show but listening to a friend at a nice evening at home, being incredibly funny.
Thank YOU !
Hi, I am From Scranton,My name is Eddie and you are Hysterical-You will win Emmy's and Oscars! You look like my friend Dawn ! GOD Bless You!
She had me at the clarinet. Should do dental pics!!
Mary Mack is hilarious!
"I spend a lot of time in L.A. ...Because Im sick of people appreciating me for what's on the inside" is an amazing joke.
Thank you! I needed that!
She's from "Wiscanson". She says "hat crass buns", "dinchah (didn't you), geh-in" (getting), and "aboat" (about).
"Southren Wiscahnsen" here and "geh-in". The others are distinctly from up nort.
To me..she is right at the top of comedians. Lately, due to the times..I have had a terrible melt down and reach out to watch comedy to try to feel better..Just about nothing can penetrate my deadened soul..I'm a mass of tears daily. Watching Mary puts smiles on my face.(it really does) as I am from a small town in the upper Mid-West and can totally relate to EVERYthing she said. Thank you Mary.
This is late, but if it happens again, the real stuff is different from this, and its Dylan Moran.
"I am not the victim..." Hilarious. And that smile.
Comments on most female comics' videos: Women aren't funny!
Comments on this video: This woman is funny! Not like all those women who aren't funny!
James Hutchings i find wojen in Comedy to usually be significantly funnier than make comics actually :D
@@Smaragdlaan me too..wish there were more. I cant be funny to save my life. I'm stupid, not on purpose