Unsolved Mystery of Dream's Harvard Astrophysicist Minecraft Speedrunner
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- Опубликовано: 22 дек 2020
- Unsolved Mystery of Dream's Harvard Astrophysicist Minecraft Speedrunner
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DISCLAIMER: THIS VIDEO IS SATIRE
In this Unsolved Minecraft Mystery i go over my response to the Unsolved Mystery of Did Dream Fake His Speedrun - RESPONSE and my interactions with the internet phenom "dream" and how he hired me to write a paper about his minecraft speedrunning luck but then never published it due to what i was able to uncover. Who was the Harvard Astrophysicist that Dream hired to analyze his minecraft 1.15 and minecraft 1.14 speedrun odds? This video exposes the unsolved mystery drama Dream tried to cover up himself. 
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harvard doesn't even have any good burgers
True I can't even find em in Asian :(
There is no good burgers if there isn’t a fortnite burger there
@@aariz611 you kinda predicted the dream burger
Sometimes I can't figure out if you are joking or if you are actually serious.
im very serious not joking what is a hardverd
@@sutar. Idk, a train station?
@@sutar. I hear hardverd is very selective😓😓😓😓, tried applying but they said my burger flipping was off
He's obviously joking
@@sutar. nah, it is a Space Station
I was undecided on this, but your scientific paper erased all doubts.
Nice profile pic
@@dickkickem3834 yours is pretty cool as well
I have a bad dream last night, so dream is a bad guy, don't trust him.
Today I dreamed I shot two married elders on a floating house. Then I trew their child down.
@Mince Crafter dreamere?
@Mince Crafter I actually made a theory about this one.
So, Dream in the Dream SMP has a sword, right? Pretty normal, y'know... it's minecraft and shit. But the surprising thing about this is that, the sword's name is "Nightmare". You know where this is going, right?
When Dream kills anyone with that sword it says "[NAME] was slained by Dream using [NIGHTMARE]"
Hm... a bit suspicious, isn't it?
Dream uses his sword which name is Nightmare to kill people. I think this was to give us all a warning. He is using nightmares to kill us all. He is just manipulating us with his astrophysics Harvard man and fake speedruns. He is just using us. He wants fear. He wants death.
Hah, but you thought that was all? No.
Again to the Dream SMP thing, we will not focus on the sword, but on one of the verbs. "[NAME] was *_SLAINED_* by Dream using [Nightmare]."
Slay has another meaning other than killing a person or an animal in a violent way, which is to "greatly impress or amuse someone". When he slays someone, he is amusing them. GREATLY amusing them. "[NAME] was greatly impressed by Dream using [NIGHTMARE]"
So by killing them, he is amusing them. People get incredibly impressed when killed by Dream, so they want to die again and again, just to be impressed again. They, of course hide it. Dream threatened them by saying he wouldn't kill them anymore. Proof? I had multiple screenshots of their DMs, but deleted them due to the high stress situation I was in.
So, Dream likes killing them, and they like being killed. And why does Dream like killing people? Because he is a psychopath. He does it only on block games because he is practicing. He will then upgrade and end up killing us all. Trust me, he will.
Both theories end up in the same scenario. Dream ending with us all. It all lines up.
So, in conclusion, Dream should be cancelled for wanting to kill us all.
@Mince Crafter YASS
By unsubbing from him he gets less power. Though, he still has 15 million left. We gotta convince 'em all.
Wow, the Dream stans are already disliking this video.
Between, that's a perfect English grammar you've got right here!
I cited cool math games in my paper too but dream said math has not enough numbers, what a scummy guy, I love him!
you sound like what that weird random feeling in my leg feels like
This man has mastered the art of sarcasm and I don’t know what to do about it.
dude those cows are getting rekt
Not gonna lie, he got us on the first half XD
Ok im sending this to all my friends
4:13 this didnt age at all
All i have to say is yes
bro you clutched so hard in that 4v1 with the dogs
those were nice 360 pvp vs the cows
My boy casually 360'ing animals as his background gameplay. What a legend.
why did I not realize this was satire
0:27
pretty good attempt there
I initially thought you were joking, but when you showed us your scientific paper results I knew you were for real.
Dream should be canceled for what he has done.
u speak in so many layers of sarcasm that im confused what is and isnt lol.
oh, and great video. this should have way more views :)
Excuse me is that light theme
I didnt know technoblade used light theme
that must mean light theme is for cool people
You know what? I believe everything you've said
WTF IS THIS VIDEO LMFAO
WTF MARTIN LUTHAR KING?
I got redirectied to coolmath games lol
didnt dream use to work at harverd
360 no scope those cows
Lovin it but add some music pls
What a troll
I think he is hacking if you look at his background video he is hitting pigs,PIGS,and you know pigs are hostile if you hit them,by experience. Thus this video is using a fabric "A mod creation tool".
I like your paper but it has a flaw. The reason number 3 is kinda biased, idk. But we're on the same boat on number 9.
Bruh i dont even know if any youtubers are serious or not
What's that shader? 🤔
Edit: I need the pig texture pack too
the shader is BSL and the pig is from john smith legacy texture pack even though i have it off, for some reason some of the mobs/torches show up as john smith
@@sutar. lmao
The CallMeCarson comment did not age well lol
This guy is such a hidden gem
Bruh.........
Damn he actually cheated, you called it
Bruh.
This is pretty good content my man
That gameplay is beyond cursed. I'd say get gud, but it looks like you were just drunk.
no one can 360 as good as me
Jesus fucking Christ, if only dream had used this fool proof paper in his response!
so is this a joke on all the people who are making debunking videos or is it just for fun.
yes
yes
I can’t believe Dream actually cheated!!!
????????? I DONT LIKE DREAM I LOVE DREAM!??!?!?!!??!?!!? *F O R T N I T E??*
Wait a minute what if you actually got hired but you did this...
i am astropyshisits
Haha try responding to this: monke good, dream good
i resign. i will be emailing you my account login
This video is so good I tried to subscribe twice lol
Wait Im pretty sure this is not legit bc hes not verified.
yea i think the guy that made this is lying about it idk though it could be real he has like 100 subs
Bruh the paper is funny
This video is dog sh**
Liked and Subbed
This channel is CLICKBAITING EVERYONE!
Do you know what satire humor is
No
While I feel bad
jesus christ
I was 1.000th what do you think about First Finley's
First
Terrible video... liked and subbed.
thanks for the kind words
Pretend this is a hate comment.
thanks for the kind words, friend
your coemement is s as well now snejdnd d gigotlr storage
I didn’t comment this
Epic ness
Good
Hahaha that is horrible evidence hahahahahahahahahahah
its not horrible, i have sources for everything. check the document
I liked a subbed
Ok this funny
we love coolmathgames.com
BRUH🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
If your real respond to this “hate comment”
no
I think he ignored you. Never got a response.