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  • Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
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  • @nguyenquyetthang1326
    @nguyenquyetthang1326 7 месяцев назад +1874

    least unhinged Yakuza scene

    • @briandorough498
      @briandorough498 7 месяцев назад +53

      Lol i mean to be fair its actually a good reference point for newcomers to see who ichiban is as a person

    • @SylarGKIW
      @SylarGKIW 7 месяцев назад +13

      I mean, he was a bum once. So... It's probably hard to get rid of old experience.

    • @Payday5
      @Payday5 7 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@SylarGKIWitchy bum

  • @amberhernandez
    @amberhernandez 7 месяцев назад +1100

    The way Ichi's voice is pitched, along with the suit and hair, is reminiscent of a certain Mad Dog.

    • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
      @NiCoNiCoNiCola 7 месяцев назад +145

      The Clinically Insane Fish

    • @HYUGASHO1
      @HYUGASHO1 7 месяцев назад +108

      the schizophrenic fish of arakawa ?!!?!

    • @TheManWhoErasedHisNane
      @TheManWhoErasedHisNane 7 месяцев назад +49

      He’s pretty much a mashup of Kiryu, Majima, and Nishiki.

  • @organz31
    @organz31 7 месяцев назад +1556

    0:03 five night at ichiban

    • @klaus.sfc01official30
      @klaus.sfc01official30 7 месяцев назад +40

      This offends me but i agree 100%

    • @Loonatoonies
      @Loonatoonies 7 месяцев назад +122

      ITCHY BUM JUMPSACR

    • @AyyHotDogS
      @AyyHotDogS 7 месяцев назад +62

      POV: you a Clark County judge during January 3, 2024

    • @Loonatoonies
      @Loonatoonies 7 месяцев назад +15

      @@AyyHotDogS LMAO

    • @jsphn2008
      @jsphn2008 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@AyyHotDogSThe Nightguards should have just ducked.

  • @SayHelloToMyLittleSchwing
    @SayHelloToMyLittleSchwing 7 месяцев назад +590

    Not only is his suit a goner, he's also contracted like, 5 separate venerial diseases

    • @moister3727
      @moister3727 7 месяцев назад +43

      He just got poisoned

    • @depresso8865
      @depresso8865 7 месяцев назад +34

      Atleast its not cancer

    • @apchistuz
      @apchistuz 6 месяцев назад +1

      And a parasite

  • @CamperCarl00
    @CamperCarl00 7 месяцев назад +902

    It was 50,000 yen, which in the game's own conversion rate is $500, which really feels like $200 because you're in a hawaii tourist trap.

    • @VashWasTaken
      @VashWasTaken 7 месяцев назад +19

      I wished. 50,000 yen is about $300. The current conversion rate is brutal

    • @Sl4yerkid
      @Sl4yerkid 7 месяцев назад +1

      it was 10,000. Bro you gotta get your eyes checked.

    • @CamperCarl00
      @CamperCarl00 7 месяцев назад +6

      @Sl4yerkid it was five 10,000 yen bills. It's what the dude in the dude in the prologue bribed Ichiban with. The one he's pulling out in the thumbnail is the "last one" of the five.

    • @Sl4yerkid
      @Sl4yerkid 7 месяцев назад

      @@CamperCarl00 sure i realize there was other money, but he jumped in the canal for one bill.

    • @CamperCarl00
      @CamperCarl00 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@Sl4yerkidI think you're misremembering the scene. After fighting, all five bills are swept into the canal by a gust of wind. Ichiban jumps into get all 5 bills and one in particular was further down the stream than the others.

  • @drandescancelled2825
    @drandescancelled2825 7 месяцев назад +253

    So that's the infinite wealth Ichi's been craving for. I thought it was the friends he made along the way.

  • @RYANKAJANTERRYMoe
    @RYANKAJANTERRYMoe 7 месяцев назад +87

    i loved when some random ahh npc said "Damn ichiban you really do have infinite wealth" as he grabs 50 yen from under the vending machine

  • @st.elmosfire4276
    @st.elmosfire4276 7 месяцев назад +40

    He jumps into the sewers to collect money from a yakuza who is having trouble getting a job. This is something Kiryu can never do. I think RGG Studio has done a perfect job of replacing the main character.

    • @fallaciousUnion
      @fallaciousUnion 7 месяцев назад +7

      unless its a substory in which case he will against his better judgement and later ponder why he even bothered

  • @sirsouless6936
    @sirsouless6936 7 месяцев назад +235

    5 mone

  • @klaus.sfc01official30
    @klaus.sfc01official30 7 месяцев назад +104

    Out of context ichiban is really relatable in this scene.

  • @thewindbreaker34
    @thewindbreaker34 7 месяцев назад +81

    we has his 5 dollars back. but at what cost

  • @kyero8724
    @kyero8724 7 месяцев назад +121

    how many of those would it take to get the NEW GAME +

    • @Foxbear_
      @Foxbear_ 7 месяцев назад +9

      me asf

    • @deepflare1028
      @deepflare1028 7 месяцев назад +5

      Logically you could literally buy NG+ for your friends with this money and keep the chump change since you don't have that many😂

    • @kyero8724
      @kyero8724 7 месяцев назад

      @deepflare1028 Id be broke if I did. Because the games 70$ and i got too many.
      Shame your a boot licking ditch lol

  • @ArcanumT
    @ArcanumT 7 месяцев назад +13

    Ichiban playing the irl homeless akiyama dlc

  • @Awfulfeature
    @Awfulfeature 7 месяцев назад +13

    This series will never not confuse me with the little context I have.

    • @mrleafbeef634
      @mrleafbeef634 7 месяцев назад

      What's the game called?

    • @Awfulfeature
      @Awfulfeature 7 месяцев назад

      @@mrleafbeef634 I don’t know which game this is specifically but the series is called Yakuza

    • @Daddy_Grimm
      @Daddy_Grimm 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@mrleafbeef634it's Like a Dragon 8 aka Infinite Wealth

  • @scruber64_
    @scruber64_ 7 месяцев назад +19

    Me when i find a coin on the street

  • @nobu6833
    @nobu6833 7 месяцев назад +67

    5 bobux

  • @bluscout6440
    @bluscout6440 7 месяцев назад +38

    Those dollars won't even cover the cost of cleaning the suit, and most importantly cleaning himself because that's not Ichiban anymore that's Ichibum🤢

  • @blankenheim39
    @blankenheim39 7 месяцев назад +11

    That purple thing on his head is sus.

  • @The_Wall7283
    @The_Wall7283 7 месяцев назад +9

    the graphics are amazing fr

  • @Tinres
    @Tinres 7 месяцев назад +15

    Itchy bum 😩😩

  • @Future_Doggo
    @Future_Doggo 7 месяцев назад +1

    5 second rule mfs when you drop your slice of pizza:

  • @fawazgerhard2742
    @fawazgerhard2742 7 месяцев назад +1

    SEGA after yakuza fans kept buying microtransactions infinitely in infinite wealth:

  • @Grab_N001
    @Grab_N001 6 месяцев назад

    I was going to make a comment about Ichiban Confections not being canon, but apparently it is canon. Hes just the Ex President. Probably spent his Board Meeting Money (since he didnt get a salary apparently) helping others (as Kasuga is likely to do) and is just broke again.
    But as always, Ichiban perseveres. Always has. Always will. Thats why hes Number 1

  • @kei.s7077
    @kei.s7077 7 месяцев назад +15

    One fortnite skin

  • @morgenni
    @morgenni 7 месяцев назад +7

    Limited Wealth

  • @タイパーScherbe
    @タイパーScherbe 7 месяцев назад +1

    "Always Remember 5 dollars is 5 dollars"

  • @moister3727
    @moister3727 7 месяцев назад +6

    Ichiban, what is that purple thingy in your head

  • @Dunnowhattowrite-o3t
    @Dunnowhattowrite-o3t 7 месяцев назад

    "O, attata!" Would be crazy if he said it in plane somewhere in public

  • @wompstopm123
    @wompstopm123 7 месяцев назад

    people in these games look like adults and dress like them but they act like they where born yesterday

  • @Benito675
    @Benito675 7 месяцев назад

    He's so happy about his 5 dolars :)

  • @etov2004TV
    @etov2004TV 7 месяцев назад +1

    verbalase after he spent 50k on softcore 🌽

  • @somemadnessfan4763
    @somemadnessfan4763 7 месяцев назад

    if you replace Ichiban with Mr. Krabs then this just looks a scene from Spongebob

  • @YourLocalKriegGuardsman
    @YourLocalKriegGuardsman 6 месяцев назад

    Homie got Possessed by Majima

  • @elcalabozodelandroide2
    @elcalabozodelandroide2 7 месяцев назад +1

    When you become millionare on an argentinan village : 0:32

  • @rasmuswedin926
    @rasmuswedin926 7 месяцев назад +6

    Ichibum moment

  • @revieretempur
    @revieretempur 7 месяцев назад +9

    dollars Five

  • @RaTcHeT302
    @RaTcHeT302 6 месяцев назад

    FREE MONEY: 5 DOLLAS
    MONEY WASTED ON DETERGENT: 50 DOLLAS

  • @jackhazardous4008
    @jackhazardous4008 7 месяцев назад

    I ak so glad Ichiban got a haircut

  • @CopperLoveAndKisses
    @CopperLoveAndKisses 7 месяцев назад

    5 dollars is all it takes.

  • @PapakaPancake
    @PapakaPancake 7 месяцев назад

    Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth? Are you sure it's this part?

  • @six_buck_dlc
    @six_buck_dlc 7 месяцев назад

    this game feels like a cartoon

  • @kakkoiinao1900
    @kakkoiinao1900 7 месяцев назад +29

    That money is worth 400$ bro not 5$

    • @haachamachama7
      @haachamachama7 7 месяцев назад +9

      In magic Yakuza world it's worth $500(i haven't played this one yet, but i saw a video in this game i believe, that says the exchange rate is 100 yen to a dollar lol), but i think with today's yen it would only be like $350

    • @Sl4yerkid
      @Sl4yerkid 7 месяцев назад

      70 bucks, it was a 10,000 yen bill..

    • @haachamachama7
      @haachamachama7 7 месяцев назад

      @@Sl4yerkid He got 5 of them, that was the last one lol

    • @Sl4yerkid
      @Sl4yerkid 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@haachamachama7 maybe for the quest as a whole? only one fell in the canal.

    • @haachamachama7
      @haachamachama7 7 месяцев назад

      @@Sl4yerkidBut he had the other bills in his hand too lol

  • @lapisFarm
    @lapisFarm 7 месяцев назад

    Jimmy neutron feeling

  • @drzx-l5d
    @drzx-l5d 7 месяцев назад

    Like a vegito: YOSHAAA

  • @somedude3314
    @somedude3314 7 месяцев назад

    Money is money, yknow.

  • @EngineerTeamFortress2
    @EngineerTeamFortress2 7 месяцев назад +1

    Hey, money is money the economy sucks

  • @KrazyKuddlefish
    @KrazyKuddlefish 7 месяцев назад

    Ah yes, infinite wealth

  • @Dogeasdf
    @Dogeasdf 7 месяцев назад

    the fact that this video is 50 seconds long too-

  • @pumpkinhill4570
    @pumpkinhill4570 7 месяцев назад

    They just kinda write whatever for the translations, huh?

  • @breaking.sublimity
    @breaking.sublimity 7 месяцев назад

    brooo the thing on his head 💀💀💀

  • @bocar4127
    @bocar4127 7 месяцев назад +1

    $5 👍👍👍👍👍

  • @Lucid3301
    @Lucid3301 7 месяцев назад

    Fishing Dollas!

  • @qzr1633
    @qzr1633 7 месяцев назад

    Kiedy 5 zł wpadnie do ścieków

  • @scamon4u
    @scamon4u 7 месяцев назад

    Brazil be like:

  • @JackdotC
    @JackdotC 7 месяцев назад

    Correct me if I'm wrong but I feel like half of those subs were not what Ichi was saying

  • @justiciar1964
    @justiciar1964 7 месяцев назад

    ...what is that pink thing on his head?

  • @Primrose-q3k
    @Primrose-q3k 6 месяцев назад

    5 dorrar

  • @Avalos-Entertainment
    @Avalos-Entertainment 7 месяцев назад

    FRANK WEST?

  • @link10ful
    @link10ful 7 месяцев назад

    Sinko peso

  • @epicKerBallze
    @epicKerBallze 7 месяцев назад

    5 kromer

  • @empanada500
    @empanada500 7 месяцев назад

    YOSHAAA

  • @superanxiety261
    @superanxiety261 7 месяцев назад

    5 dola

  • @ZennOPopper
    @ZennOPopper 7 месяцев назад

    500 cent

  • @doughboywhine
    @doughboywhine 7 месяцев назад +1

    17 yen better

  • @Sl4yerkid
    @Sl4yerkid 7 месяцев назад

    80 bucks or so, not 5

  • @apchistuz
    @apchistuz 7 месяцев назад

    itchybum

  • @natsuko_mikan
    @natsuko_mikan 7 месяцев назад

    we finally have infinite wealth…‪∞‬

  • @rost191
    @rost191 7 месяцев назад

    400 robuck

  • @rheiasmodeux5711
    @rheiasmodeux5711 7 месяцев назад

    I mean its 400 dollars

    • @Sl4yerkid
      @Sl4yerkid 7 месяцев назад

      70 bucks, where is everyone getting 400 from?

    • @rheiasmodeux5711
      @rheiasmodeux5711 7 месяцев назад

      @Sl4yerkid each bill is 1000 yen. Adding the bills and converting to dollars you get 400

  • @BudgetQuickshot
    @BudgetQuickshot 7 месяцев назад

    i cant

  • @ag-workshop
    @ag-workshop 7 месяцев назад

    4c

  • @stormradarfox5975
    @stormradarfox5975 7 месяцев назад

    50000Yen
    334.71USD

    • @Sl4yerkid
      @Sl4yerkid 7 месяцев назад

      why tf is everyone saying its 50000 yen, it clearly says 10000.

  • @UhhWhatDoIPutHere
    @UhhWhatDoIPutHere 7 месяцев назад

    💵💵💵💵💵 👍

  • @malakadil9143
    @malakadil9143 7 месяцев назад

    Misleading title, I thought he would say "5 dollar!" in a funny accent.
    Disliked and subbed only to unsubscribe.
    My disappointment is ruined and my day is immesurable

  • @theweedeater1842
    @theweedeater1842 7 месяцев назад

    YOSHA

  • @brimple
    @brimple 7 месяцев назад

    5 bobux

  • @Bushman06
    @Bushman06 7 месяцев назад

    YOSHAAA