You CAN'T wash your OWN CAR in China!

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  • Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
  • Washing your own car is something I grew up with, but in China you can't wash your own car! I've owned a car in China for over 7 years now and it's very different from owning a car in America or South Africa (I have owned cars in both countries), today I'll explain to you why it's just not possible to wash your own car in Mainland China.
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  • @delirium1326
    @delirium1326 5 лет назад +682

    Winston the type of guy to wear a suit worth more than the car he's driving in.

    • @S-Kara
      @S-Kara 5 лет назад +4

      wait what..
      really?

    • @TheThaiLife
      @TheThaiLife 4 года назад

      Feeling a little dickish with the comments?

    • @richardhall1667
      @richardhall1667 4 года назад +20

      That’s not an expensive suit. His button-down is probably the best quality part. He’s probably got several since he’s in the habit of dressing up rather than down. Always a classic look.

    • @randyparsons3188
      @randyparsons3188 4 года назад +4

      Makes sense to have a compact car in any big city. Easier parking, and you will be moving about 15 miles an hour anyways.

    • @delirium1326
      @delirium1326 4 года назад +4

      @@richardhall1667 it was just a joke

  • @kdw75
    @kdw75 6 лет назад +93

    Living in the middle of the USA where land and space is plentiful, I couldn't imagine being packed into a city like that. The older I get, the more important open space seems to be. Visiting big cities is fun once in a while, but it gets old fast.

    • @ashina9271
      @ashina9271 3 года назад +4

      It’s why I moved out of a city in England and went the hills in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

    • @CrustyUgg
      @CrustyUgg 2 года назад

      Not to mention if you live in a city it's most likely run by democrats and/or you run the risk the city being destroyed by "peaceful" protestors like blm 😆

    • @JiaruiChen_
      @JiaruiChen_ 2 года назад +3

      Yeah and be around homeless and blacks every day

    • @mrsimpleslowmo
      @mrsimpleslowmo 2 года назад +2

      @@JiaruiChen_ Hey man every place has their disadvantages lol

    • @zerohero5753
      @zerohero5753 2 года назад +3

      @@mrsimpleslowmo It's true tho. Living in the city is extremely depres5ing no wonder most of the USA lives in the suburbs.

  • @samuel5742
    @samuel5742 7 лет назад +1692

    I'm beginning to suspect those subtitles are not totally legitimate.

    • @Kee2Oz
      @Kee2Oz 7 лет назад +246

      You've blown my POS mind, brother.

    • @enchongliu4339
      @enchongliu4339 7 лет назад +4

      Skylar D'beer joke?

    • @AlexTrout79
      @AlexTrout79 7 лет назад +48

      Skylar D'beer always use google translate. Dont belive the spy :))

    • @sleepingman6273
      @sleepingman6273 7 лет назад +8

      On the lounge table in the waiting room someone left a half glass of tea and nobody cleaned it off? ...nasty workload.

    • @davidtaylor4989
      @davidtaylor4989 7 лет назад +60

      That's true. Although he doesn't really change the meaning. Sometimes I think the translations are a bit friendlier than what they are actually saying. Not that the people are saying anything negative but literally translating what they're saying will probably sound very commanding for a lot of people.

  • @dogdog4173
    @dogdog4173 5 лет назад +305

    You park your car in Manhattan for 40 days and you will have to give them your car and house keys AS A DOWNPAYMENT

    • @NewDesignVinylGraphics
      @NewDesignVinylGraphics 5 лет назад +2

      @@hesh2892 so you can park on the side of the street in say a suburb in Sydney, as long as you have a car cover you can keep it there for 60 days? Damn

    • @syedhakim4244
      @syedhakim4244 5 лет назад

      Dog dog haha so true !

    • @algrayson8965
      @algrayson8965 5 лет назад +3

      When I lived in Palm Beach, Florida, USA I had to park my car on the street, Seminole Ave., as the landlord said my car, a 1968 Cadillac Sedan DeVille, was too big to park back by my apartment. A "PALM BEACH RESIDENT" bumper sticker was only $1.00 for a year but if your car was parked without moving for 48 hours without a current sticker it would be towed away. The second apartment, on Oleander Ave., had a little driveway on each side of the fourplex so no more on-street parking. Still was a good idea to have a current sticker or if you were driving in a residential area late at night and the police didn't recognize your car you would be stopped and questioned. On foot in a residential area after dark you would be stopped and asked for ID until the patrol cops got to recognize you. If on a bike, almost no chance to be stopped and questioned.

    • @XyzAbc-ux9qw
      @XyzAbc-ux9qw 5 лет назад +3

      I can confirm that you can park your car in a suburb for free. My friend went on a 3 months vacation and parked his car near my house for 3 months. He came back, stayed for a week , didn't move the car and went to his country for 2 months. So, all in all, 5 months free parking.

    • @SubstanceD91
      @SubstanceD91 4 года назад

      Years ago there used to be an NYU garage that didn't check passes. Noticed they had no parking attendants so I used to get in with a guess pass and leave my car there for months, then say I lost my ticket and get my car out for the cost of another 1 day guest pass. No idea if it still works but this was when I was young and broke and knew my dad would get the car if it got towed (it was one of his cars that I was borrowing). Wouldn't try it with my own car.

  • @completebilingual
    @completebilingual 4 года назад +88

    Don't buy an expensive car; you're just gonna cry.
    The dry humor is immensely entertaining. But then, you probably weren't even trying to be funny.

    • @alvost6886
      @alvost6886 4 года назад +7

      That’s not even a joke. Having a car in china can be a pain your ass sometimes especially an expensive car. It’s not just stupid ppl opening doors at your car but also cats sleeping on your car in parking garages and scratching all over, some ppl just may deliberately scratch your car for no reason when you park in your neighborhood. Once I saw a kid falling off his bike right onto my car door. Luckily that car was so shitty I didn’t even care

    • @OhSoTiredMan
      @OhSoTiredMan 3 года назад

      @@alvost6886 And usually anyone who has a nice car will park their car next to a nicer car because we all know they're gonna be extra careful driving off and not hitting anything

  • @baz8035
    @baz8035 5 лет назад +38

    Try park your car in London mate... $150 for 40 days? It'd be over £40 for couple hours in central London tho

    • @S.ASmith
      @S.ASmith 4 года назад +1

      Which is why I always go to Epping Forest, park up, and get the Tube on the Circle line into London. Bollocks will I get stung by tolls, congestion charges & the huge parking fees.

  • @Leib33
    @Leib33 7 лет назад +42

    LOL, Winston, I can just picture you washing your car in your suit.

  • @mofiziul
    @mofiziul 5 лет назад +85

    Don't buy a new car you'll cry! now that's advice i can relate to!

    • @zootsoot2006
      @zootsoot2006 4 года назад

      No reason to have a car in a big city in China anyway, public transport is amazing. The only reason people do is for face. Not that his car will do much on that front.

    • @MagnetDzn
      @MagnetDzn 3 года назад +1

      @@zootsoot2006 and too idk maybe be independent?

  • @Toast4tw
    @Toast4tw 6 лет назад +595

    10 $ for 3 guys handwashing and vacuuming your car as well as changing a bulb.... that's gonna cost you 10 times that in the west...damn.

    • @andreww1212
      @andreww1212 6 лет назад +20

      Toast4tw I spent 25 dollars USD to get my car washed, detailed and waxed as well as vacuumed.

    • @SunnyWu
      @SunnyWu 5 лет назад +53

      Not really, you just need to find a place run by Mexicans. lol

    • @artyomarty391
      @artyomarty391 5 лет назад +10

      i recently went to car wash in USA. It was washed for like an hour by 3 people inside and out. Only cost me $35

    • @Mixfuns0
      @Mixfuns0 5 лет назад +2

      In Saudi it costs around 7 dollars in and out cleaning

    • @cjyo9123
      @cjyo9123 5 лет назад +3

      Can get a car wash for $1.50, then pay $.50 to use the vacuum tubes and vacuum your car yourself, then buy a bulb for $3.00 and put it in yourself. Takes maybe a few extra minutes and only costs $5 total.

  • @stuartcookie133
    @stuartcookie133 5 лет назад +71

    Lived in Man Dong for 6 years and every Saturday I would get the wash and hand rubbed wax job for $10 US. Then on Sunday I would get my car cleaned.

  • @fruzzle2012
    @fruzzle2012 6 лет назад +236

    Is that a Rentley?

    • @DonLee1980
      @DonLee1980 6 лет назад +34

      Lamest copy cat... looks like a Kia with a Bentley badge replaced with an R.

    • @SomeOfOthers
      @SomeOfOthers 6 лет назад +51

      More like a Dentley...

    • @jeffferguson899
      @jeffferguson899 6 лет назад +12

      no its a Chonda

    • @wininspn
      @wininspn 6 лет назад +6

      fruzzle A Toy Yoda.

    • @generalrodcocker1018
      @generalrodcocker1018 6 лет назад +3

      worst cars are ssangyong from south korea

  • @tommyodonovan3883
    @tommyodonovan3883 4 года назад +44

    China is endlessly fascinating.
    If he CCP was smart they'd ask him to be a Chinese Diplomat/Trade Liaison....He obviously loves China.

  • @jhlewis10
    @jhlewis10 7 лет назад +69

    Just got back from 14 days in China. I saw only a handful of clean cars. Also noticed that even new beautiful skyscrapers never have their windows cleaned.

    • @vladimireng4938
      @vladimireng4938 7 лет назад +4

      Mastiff Comms
      China very poor country but richer than India they shit in the streets

    • @Titanic19127
      @Titanic19127 7 лет назад

      Mastiff Comms too many Asians

    • @imviiku
      @imviiku 7 лет назад +3

      Vladimir Eng India wasn't Even Mentioned In The Comment...Still U have to Bring It Somehow in A Convo. ?

    • @the6ix665
      @the6ix665 7 лет назад

      vivek sharma lmfao u offended cause you're Indian

    • @the6ix665
      @the6ix665 7 лет назад

      Lmfao “China is rich country but tax tax” I can hear the Chinese in your vocabulary

  • @CC-by6rz
    @CC-by6rz 5 лет назад +348

    In Russia car washes you.

  • @misterwatsonwong
    @misterwatsonwong 7 лет назад +169

    dude, you are in Shenzhen, one of the most expensive city in China. That cant represent the whole china. But I got my house in shenzhen, and wash my car in garden by myself. Its just depends on what kind of place you are living in.

    • @misterwatsonwong
      @misterwatsonwong 7 лет назад +4

      I am kinda lazy to go outside to wash my car, you know...sometimes its not that dirty..a water pipe and brush can do it myself.

    • @alanyan2049
      @alanyan2049 6 лет назад +1

      HAN SHAO Thats true

    • @Nite-TTV
      @Nite-TTV 6 лет назад

      Lazy China people 😂

    • @arthurhuang7491
      @arthurhuang7491 6 лет назад +2

      Even in Shanghai you can wash your own car in your residential community. Don't understand why can't you. This guy is simply does not want to.

    • @DantalionNL1
      @DantalionNL1 6 лет назад

      He explained to someone else that the Security sends him away when he tries to clean his own car, Though I'm sure if he would moved his car a few feet the security wouldn't care.

  • @Volar777
    @Volar777 4 года назад +1

    Every one of your videos is ultra-interesting. I have watched many youtubers fall into the trap of feeling forced to make vids and as a result they produce rubbish. I am never bored by yours and i hope you maintain the same quality as you continue making them. Thank you so much. You are very much appreciated and refreshing.

  • @CutoutClips
    @CutoutClips 7 лет назад +6

    We washed our car when I lived in China, but that's because we actually did have a driveway and garden hose. We lived in one of those gated communities that actually have houses, so it's definitely not the norm.

  • @MRconfusedboy
    @MRconfusedboy 6 лет назад +233

    damn, that car looks like a plastic toy

    • @mudejartrainingnaturalscie6938
      @mudejartrainingnaturalscie6938 5 лет назад +9

      every car looks like a plastic toy these days

    • @hellochair774
      @hellochair774 5 лет назад

      @@shizhangguo2963 i have bulldozer

    • @GrandTickler
      @GrandTickler 5 лет назад

      he just explained that just from leaving your car parked its gonna be filled with dents, so he doesnt want a expensive car lol

    • @aron5741
      @aron5741 5 лет назад

      Funny

    • @friedchicken1
      @friedchicken1 5 лет назад +1

      you mean that plastic toy looks like a car

  • @archiebunker4108
    @archiebunker4108 6 лет назад +9

    Many comments disparaging his points about costs but he does have a good case: when I lived in London and went away for 2 weeks or 4 weeks, I could park in front of or near my house and leave it there without payment for that period of time. Better off folks can leave their car in the driveway. You could also wash your car in the street or in the driveway. This was a few years ago and I think there may be some restrictions for environmental reasons in London and other cities now but it would not be as restrictive as China, particularly in towns. When I lived in Cambridge in the UK, the only time I paid for parking was when I took the car into the town centre and, even then, if I wasn't in a hurry and was prepared to walk, I could find a place to park for free and take a short walk into the centre ( nine years ago ). As for parking, I could park the car in front of my terraced house ( nothing grand, just a low to medium-priced house) and wash the car. I think people referring to him as stingy have got it wrong: being cost conscious is always wise for anyone who is not wealthy and it does not preclude the ability to be generous with the money that has not been needlessly wasted.

    • @cyan_oxy6734
      @cyan_oxy6734 Год назад +1

      Free parking is all space that could be used in a city for a bicycle path or a green strip..

  • @Ken-bl1dt
    @Ken-bl1dt 6 лет назад +2

    Chinese mainland construction style learned from Hongkong.citizens in urban areas live in apartments,they don’t have their own faucet outside the apartment.so they have to go to car washing shop.in suburban areas,they live in house and there are faucets.Apartment-city style has its advantages such as containing more populations,containing more commercial properties.also there are disadvantages such as not having enough room for everyone,no enough parking lots for each car.

  • @mysticvirgo9318
    @mysticvirgo9318 7 лет назад +52

    Hmm self wash car washes .. sounds like a business opportunity

    • @PastLight
      @PastLight 7 лет назад

      Mystic Virgo well, they make a killing in eastern europe, don't see why they wouldn't be successful there, tho i guess with the small labour costs it would probably be an alternative to these car washes as the cost would probably be the same

    • @annawagner7774
      @annawagner7774 7 лет назад +2

      As long as people are paid so low amounts such a big investment wouldn't pay off. especially considering how shared goods are treated by a large number of Chinese you would have to put a lot of money in repairing etc

    • @zsarimaxim692
      @zsarimaxim692 7 лет назад +3

      Mystic Virgo Labor is cheap there, but real estate is not. It'll cost you a lot more to have a large self serve facility than to have a small garage washing place with bunch of workers.

    • @TheAgentAssassin
      @TheAgentAssassin 7 лет назад +7

      They'll probably steal everything at the manual car wash , including the hose sprayers.

    • @davidtaylor4989
      @davidtaylor4989 7 лет назад +3

      Too bad in China a foreigner can only own one location in one city max for businesses and homes. There are a lot of things that would make a killing in China but the government literally won't let you bring it there without a Chinese person being in charge.

  • @WalkingTheNarrow
    @WalkingTheNarrow 7 лет назад +513

    $150 for 40 Days is not bad

    • @artemislogic5252
      @artemislogic5252 6 лет назад +125

      $3.75 a day, not bad at all

    • @HunterXray
      @HunterXray 6 лет назад +6

      I wonder though, would his payments on that car actually be less than $150 a month?

    • @walkerounder
      @walkerounder 6 лет назад +22

      there is free place to park your car in shenzhen ,idiot

    • @benvasilinda9729
      @benvasilinda9729 6 лет назад +9

      I’ve never paid to park anywhere in my life and I’m a 45 year old and bought my first car when I was 15.

    • @susiehe712
      @susiehe712 6 лет назад +2

      he is stingy

  • @graceyao4989
    @graceyao4989 7 лет назад +205

    You can wash your car in China. You just have to live in a nicer city/apartment building. My grandparents live in a large apartment in China and have a huge amount of parking lot space around the building and hoses to wash their car, because there is a garden in the parking lot.

    • @no_tread_
      @no_tread_ 7 лет назад +29

      I think he meant No Self Service facilities like in the US. If the car wash is not Automated by computer and machines, then you have to get out of the car and use the sprayer and brushes yourself. Most places in the USA with employees is called a "Detail Shop" and you will pay a premium price for someone to personally clean all of the nooks.

    • @jonitan76
      @jonitan76 7 лет назад +5

      he is not that rich, even he can afford it, he wont buy an expensive one..he think its not worth it.

    • @RaymunJai
      @RaymunJai 7 лет назад +2

      Tre Centers no he didn't. You need to watch the video again lol

    • @wisdomleader85
      @wisdomleader85 7 лет назад +9

      I don't think he meant it couldn't be done at all. The message he conveyed in this video was that self washing cars isn't as common in China as it is in the west.

    • @davidtaylor4989
      @davidtaylor4989 7 лет назад +3

      It's quite possible he just didn't know that it was possible. I mean there's nothing to suggest he lives in one of the more expensive areas in Shenzhen. Even if he's making 20,000 rmb a month that doesn't really mean that much in Shenzhen. His girl being a doctor doesn't really mean much either. She probably doesn't make more than 20 either.

  • @jamesmilner2635
    @jamesmilner2635 6 лет назад +118

    I’m from Manchester uk and have lived in China for six years. I wash my car whenever I like. I rent a flat with my wife and we have an outside tap.

    • @grod805
      @grod805 5 лет назад

      Is your wife Chinese?

    • @kingsize8068
      @kingsize8068 5 лет назад +1

      Hi pls tell me more about China looking forward to relocate there

    • @Huidos001
      @Huidos001 5 лет назад +4

      Please tell us about china and the bitches

    • @shapy1188
      @shapy1188 5 лет назад +8

      Dude maybe u live in village this guy lives in city not in village get it ? Thats why no space

    • @BenBen-bt9to
      @BenBen-bt9to 5 лет назад +6

      Same here ,I m living in Shenzhen, I have had my own car for over 3years, I never washed it outside even I had 12times for free washing ,, always wash my car by myself., in the basement parking area of my apartment (there is water overthere)

  • @alexkg1
    @alexkg1 6 лет назад +441

    $140 for over a month of parking is not expensive

    • @HoshinoMirai
      @HoshinoMirai 5 лет назад +6

      Indeed.

    • @shaded_lp
      @shaded_lp 5 лет назад +70

      Yeah and I live in Germany and pay 20€ for a month. Not expensive.. huh

    • @shaded_lp
      @shaded_lp 5 лет назад +2

      Wischmopps Its my house holders private parking and I’m renting 2 parking lots, each 25€

    • @kevinhoward7194
      @kevinhoward7194 5 лет назад +5

      He's a tight ass pom

    • @dextertreehorn
      @dextertreehorn 5 лет назад +12

      If it's a tenth of the price of the car i will call it expensive.

  • @rrcczz
    @rrcczz 7 лет назад +268

    My future wife waving at me through the internet.

    • @worldpeace7696
      @worldpeace7696 7 лет назад +47

      No she's mine,you don't even speak chinese

    • @ArthursHD
      @ArthursHD 7 лет назад +1

      哈哈

    • @SuperAceguy
      @SuperAceguy 7 лет назад +3

      iooi Nope. that conditions are only applied if u were Chinaman lol.
      BUT, Chinese women is very easy if you're a expat from developed country.
      No need to be rich, give something etc. Just stay awesome because most china gals fancy you.

    • @dcyo
      @dcyo 7 лет назад +4

      SuperAceguy These are from the lowest level, try hook a normal girl. See if they will give a shit.

    • @chrisWTG
      @chrisWTG 7 лет назад +1

      shes mine, i am white, you dont even speak whitish

  • @westmakati
    @westmakati 7 лет назад +15

    carwash in philippines is $3 for a car, $4 if SUV/Van and the light bulb replacement is like 60 cents... up to you if you want to give a tip

    • @sevenstargoal
      @sevenstargoal 7 лет назад +4

      hahaha that is bulls**t, most people who own a car in the Philippines drive their own car.

    • @hugochen2293
      @hugochen2293 7 лет назад

      Sapiryan damn a light bulb cost 60 cent!!! I'm pretty sure here in the USA it would cost a lot more I mean my mom's g wagon cost $700 for a extra key

  • @fromanabe8639
    @fromanabe8639 5 лет назад +16

    It looks like the Chinese drive on the proper side of the road.

    • @DieFlabbergast
      @DieFlabbergast 3 года назад

      We in Japan will have to agree to disagree.

  • @gladitsnotme
    @gladitsnotme 6 лет назад +205

    I started off this video thinking "man that sucks" but at 3:59 it changed to "man i wish america had $7 hand washes AND vacuum by a team of young boys who will also change your dead tail lights" The lights alone in america will run you $30 at the mechanic shop

    • @Samuel-ni7vv
      @Samuel-ni7vv 6 лет назад +10

      Atleast the workers get paid and pay decent tax. And more tax income means better infrastructure too.

    • @mix1300
      @mix1300 6 лет назад +17

      You can just change your light bulbs yourself, it's pretty easy lol. Here in Romania one light bulb is 25 cents.

    • @theend9596
      @theend9596 6 лет назад

      and in Canada triple that

    • @syenosis
      @syenosis 6 лет назад

      Find a new mechanic...my mechanic charged me $4 for the bulb when they were doing the state inspection and noticed my brake light was burnt out.

    • @KeithsReviews
      @KeithsReviews 6 лет назад +9

      "young boys" umm....creepy bro

  • @crazycanuck2578
    @crazycanuck2578 5 лет назад +7

    That's a nice "LITTLE" Bentley your driving, LMFAO

    • @S.ASmith
      @S.ASmith 4 года назад

      looks more like a knock off toyota aygo

  • @erictaylor5462
    @erictaylor5462 6 лет назад +272

    You can't pump your own gas (petrol) in Oregon.

    • @ivy8743
      @ivy8743 6 лет назад +14

      Eric Taylor
      Pump
      Lil poomp

    • @PoorMosh
      @PoorMosh 6 лет назад +44

      ...and new jersey

    • @ccchriss0123
      @ccchriss0123 6 лет назад +8

      Eric Taylor why not ?

    • @MajesticSkywhale
      @MajesticSkywhale 6 лет назад +24

      in new jersey there are attendants that work at gas stations and pump it for you

    • @schwartzenheimer1
      @schwartzenheimer1 6 лет назад +10

      Still? Amazing...

  • @malachimiranda
    @malachimiranda 5 лет назад +13

    This guy looks like Peter quill Star lord from guardians of the galaxy

  • @NewHampshireJack
    @NewHampshireJack 7 лет назад +7

    This video helped me to appreciate life here in the Philippines more than ever. I still avoid car ownership and driving here as often as I can. A jeepney ride for P8 (about .16 cents USD) can not be beaten. A bus ride into Manila is very reasonable. At least there is space to wash and work on a car if we choose to. Our labour cost must be much lower as a car wash for my friend's "buggy" will be much less than what we see in the video. Thank you, serpentza, for posting, it is good to know what we would be facing should my wife ever pick up a contract in China.

  • @friedchicken1
    @friedchicken1 5 лет назад +8

    3:05 so that's how you say "sure thing brother" in Chinese :D

  • @h3xdump735
    @h3xdump735 7 лет назад +8

    Serpentza Do you have to buy liability car insurance in order to drive in China like you do in the states? Or risk facing a ticket if you get pulled over without it?

    • @martinxma6949
      @martinxma6949 7 лет назад +2

      H3xdump In China the mandatory insurance is $120 a year and provide very minimum coverage, however, with a ok driving record and a new Camry and stuffs, the premium you are looking at is us$800 a year, collision and 50K usd liability. Which is muuuuuch cheaper than that in the states.

  • @solarapacifica991
    @solarapacifica991 4 года назад +3

    My parents got free car wash roughly twice a month (with their bank account or something) and that includes interior cleaning, and the place is literally just outside their place.
    I do miss that cheap service whenever I go to brown bear car wash and spend 5 bucks and do a crappy job myself....
    Edit: self service car wash is now becoming a thing in some big cities, where manual labor is getting more expensive.

  • @MrBodyforma
    @MrBodyforma 7 лет назад +24

    Correction......you do NOT have to pay for parking 'everywhere' in China.
    I live in Foshan, not too far from Shenzhen (actually just south of Guangzhou) and apart from basement style paid car-parks below apartment blocks, my town of Shunde has only just opened it's first paid parking area!
    The large Jusco/Aeon shopping mall is FREE. Parking at Tesco and Walmart supermarkets is FREE.
    Apart from the new paid parking area, locals will park ANYWHERE......and I mean ANYWHERE. They wont care of they completely block the pavement/sidewalk. They won't care if they double park. They wont care if they park on the corner of junctions. They won't care if they park over a pedestrian crossing. If they can fit their car (even nose first), then they'll park there.

    • @serpentza
      @serpentza  7 лет назад +2

      Try that in a first tier city like Shenzhen ;)

    • @Peace-xl6pe
      @Peace-xl6pe 7 лет назад +2

      serpentza 穷逼的你一定没来过上海

    • @dannydaw59
      @dannydaw59 7 лет назад

      So Foshan doesn't give out tickets for blocking the sidewalk or fire hydrants? That would earn a parking ticket real fast in America.

    • @rich1051414
      @rich1051414 7 лет назад +1

      I don't think many places in the US would get away with charging people for parking at their own apartment.

    • @MrBodyforma
      @MrBodyforma 7 лет назад

      Maybe I should upload my own video and call it 'China Parking'......It would be sure to raise some interesting comments :-)

  • @NilsJakobson
    @NilsJakobson 6 лет назад +9

    Awesome choice of Synthwave genre soundtrack music for the videos.

  • @blairbug
    @blairbug 7 лет назад +12

    Why don't you just sell your car then? You have a motorcycle, you have great public transportation, there's no reason to own the car then.

    • @SuperAceguy
      @SuperAceguy 7 лет назад +8

      Motorcycle in China = brutal death in near future

    • @bukt
      @bukt 7 лет назад +2

      blairbug he does have a girlfriend though.

    • @wudino905
      @wudino905 7 лет назад +3

      In Shenzhen, motorcycles are forbidden.His motorcycle park in Huizhou.

    • @blairbug
      @blairbug 7 лет назад

      He has a wife, not a girlfriend

    • @blairbug
      @blairbug 7 лет назад +1

      I forgot about that, but even so, public transportation in Shenzhen is really good, a car is just a burden there

  • @Corsa15DT
    @Corsa15DT 4 года назад +13

    Did he say POS car? Lol.

  • @DeejayBecks1
    @DeejayBecks1 6 лет назад +182

    You look like Star Lord from Guardians of Galaxy

    • @pandugumelar4814
      @pandugumelar4814 6 лет назад +8

      Sipos David I thought he was Chris Patt at first lol

    • @keiromultiverse3608
      @keiromultiverse3608 6 лет назад +3

      That’s exactly what I thought!

    • @TakeYourSeats
      @TakeYourSeats 6 лет назад +3

      Don't you mean CHRIS PRATT = the American Feature Film Actor ?

    • @stefanzheng6145
      @stefanzheng6145 6 лет назад +1

      That is exactly what I thought

    • @chris18228
      @chris18228 5 лет назад +1

      He doesn’t look anything like Chris Pratt

  • @j.j.gilpin3303
    @j.j.gilpin3303 7 лет назад +4

    Come to Western Australia and you can film while I drive you around :)

  • @eugenepolan1750
    @eugenepolan1750 7 лет назад +23

    I agree with you that hand-washing your own vehicle can be a very satisfying activity. It's akin to brushing your cat or deworming your dog - taking care of your little buddy. Of course, it just can't compare to changing your vehicle's engine oil - that is positively orgasmic!

    • @eodeod1866
      @eodeod1866 7 лет назад +8

      You sound lonely

    • @Jgeg
      @Jgeg 7 лет назад

      Eugene Polan hello!! The first time i am actually talking to another Eugene!!!

    • @eugenepolan1750
      @eugenepolan1750 7 лет назад

      I was once in a room with four (4) people named Gene. In fact, there were only maybe 12 people in total, so 1/3 of us were Genes. It's one of those names where you tend to be the only one, so whenever someone says "Hey Gene", you answer, because they must mean you, right?

    • @Jgeg
      @Jgeg 7 лет назад

      Eugene Polan oh yes! Infact i come from a part of the world where nobody has the name. I have spent my life explaining to every1 how its pronounced. " its a jean with a U"

    • @eugenepolan1750
      @eugenepolan1750 7 лет назад

      I don't mind much, just as long as they don't call me late for dinner. I can tell when I became friends with someone by whether they call me "Eug" (sounds like "Yuge"), Eugene, or Gene. When folks greet me with a hearty "Hi Gene!", I sniff my armpit and reply "Hygiene's doin' jess fine thank you".

  • @Camelfacekamala
    @Camelfacekamala 7 лет назад +74

    Moral of the story....... don't park next to any one from China (or California) unless you want at least 45% of your vehicle covered in dents and scratches from a$$holes.

    • @martinxma6949
      @martinxma6949 7 лет назад

      sam Anderson Chinese from Beijing now lived in Texas for 5 years here, I've never had any trouble with the popo and had helped enough murican ppl and ppl from other countries to do parallel parking in narrow downtown spaces /wo back cam, the most common reason they gave me is they couldn't do it in a rental with no cam. All I'm saying is don't judge driving skills on race. One of my female friends who drives pretty ok would even voluntarily put on a "Caution, female Asian driver" bumper sticker just because she thought as an Asian female, she's supposedly a bad driver, I find that ridiculous.

    • @BumpyTo11
      @BumpyTo11 7 лет назад

      thanks for the great stereotype example in real life.

    • @marxmann3564
      @marxmann3564 7 лет назад +3

      sam Anderson You won't wanna park next to a New Yorker they're the worst

    • @VampireKa1n
      @VampireKa1n 7 лет назад +1

      I would NEVER parallel park. That's a GREAT way to damage your car. I only park on an end spot in the lot, if that isn't available, I leave.

    • @jimmygrant3212
      @jimmygrant3212 7 лет назад +1

      sam Anderson don't park next to a Yankee unless you want dents and scratches.

  • @hitomi3863
    @hitomi3863 7 лет назад +43

    I live in a North city of China , 30% parking place are free. 7m ppl in that city also.

    • @rickjason215
      @rickjason215 6 лет назад

      HiTO Mi the size of these cities is amazing. The good part is many of the cities are new and have modern infrastructure. The bad part is not a lot of people can afford to live there.

    • @schrm
      @schrm 6 лет назад

      european city, just some hundred thousand people: the same, more or less.

    • @rickjason215
      @rickjason215 6 лет назад

      wolfi e I live in one of the boroughs of NYC. I have my own garage, driveway etc. I have a hose if I want to wash my car. My block has numerous free open spots. That car he is driving is a death trap. I doubt it would pass inspection in Europe or the US.

  • @Mr_ToR
    @Mr_ToR 7 лет назад +32

    buy plastic bucket and mop, fill bucket with water and wet mop, throw water on car, clean car with mop.

  • @chun1305
    @chun1305 6 лет назад +10

    Only you, Winston, can make a video griping about car wash and get a million views. That's why I am a patron.

    • @sroberts605
      @sroberts605 6 лет назад

      lol, great comment! I'm finding his griping endearing and mesmerising....

    • @praveenb9048
      @praveenb9048 5 лет назад

      And that's why I'm a nobody.

  • @MySweetandSourLife
    @MySweetandSourLife 7 лет назад +6

    It's incredible how quickly dust and dirt builds up in China. I was having a conversation the other day about how in the U.K cleaning your floors and dusting etc only needs to be done maybe once a week whereas here if you go more than a day or two without cleaning everything is filthy.

    • @taiefmiah
      @taiefmiah 7 лет назад +1

      My Sweet and Sour Life it's always like that in big cities.
      look at London

    • @MySweetandSourLife
      @MySweetandSourLife 7 лет назад

      taief miah I know that big cities are worse but this is something else and it is merely a byproduct of China's rapid development and the construction methods that they choose. It was just something I noticed. for example I have to clean the fans on my laptop every month or less because of all of the dust that they pull in.

    • @georgedang449
      @georgedang449 7 лет назад

      Computers seem to suck in dust and accumulate it by design. I have the same problem here in NYC. and that dust isn't so bad for 40 days accumulation. The layer would be much thicker for 40 days here in an underground parking lot in NY.

    • @idokwatcher2062
      @idokwatcher2062 2 года назад

      In the country it's polen from the trees, yellow layer daily. It's sharp and scratches the paint. Comes to the same in the end.

  • @Lvlaple4Ever
    @Lvlaple4Ever 7 лет назад +5

    What I got from this video is that the young Chinese generation sure are addicted to their cellphones o.O

  • @dru4670
    @dru4670 4 года назад +4

    I just realized you look like Chris Pratt 😂😂. But be a little positive.

  • @william2chao
    @william2chao 5 лет назад +8

    You can't fill up your car's gas in New Jersey.

  • @Martins2012
    @Martins2012 7 лет назад +7

    Mr. Serpentza, Have you trying steem? You might make more money there on your documentaries.

  • @cogtroper
    @cogtroper 4 года назад +11

    "Move your pos car up a bit"

  • @victoryu2012
    @victoryu2012 5 лет назад +5

    I guess the dent thing is the same in every country, I live in Australia, when park in shopping centre, aviod parking next to a dirty or old car which the owner never seem to care, he/she will probably just slash your door when opening theirs

    • @niello5944
      @niello5944 4 года назад

      It's not everywhere. There are places where people are considerate enough that trying not to scratch other people's cars is standard practice.

  • @Warex06
    @Warex06 5 лет назад +6

    The clip of everyone on the tram glued to their phones. Well good to know that it’s not just the US like that

  • @PCftvv
    @PCftvv 5 лет назад +3

    2:26 -move your POS car up a bit
    MUAHAHAHAHAHA you killed me with those subs!
    Im sure the kid wouldnt have said that to his friend not mentioning a foreign hitman looking guy in a suit but its funny AF how you put it there LOL!
    On the other hand, it would be damn hilarious to live in China knowing people just nonchalantly communicate that kinda way.
    Always great content and drone horizons mainly outro with the music are awesome! I decided to sub+bell!

  • @felixgarcia2184
    @felixgarcia2184 5 лет назад +8

    Dude why does he live there , there is something between the lines we don’t know about and it sucks i can tell

    • @SCP-001DatabaseAdministrator
      @SCP-001DatabaseAdministrator 5 лет назад +2

      Look how many views he has....that's why.
      I live here and can tell you he is full of crap.
      You can wash your car any where, get a bucket and some gallon jugs. The thing is maybe there are no hoses but also no enforcement of anything, wash your car anywhere, no one will approach you and tell you to stop, he is completely full of it.
      The only honest part is that maybe space is limited and you must use jugs of water.
      I really dislike these guys.

    • @SunnyWu
      @SunnyWu 4 года назад

      @@SCP-001DatabaseAdministrator There are hoses, driveways, and dirt patches in front of people's houses in suburbs and rural areas. The guy who hosts these videos are quite ignorant...

  • @mrfix369
    @mrfix369 4 года назад +2

    Most of the areas in India parking is absolutely FREE!!
    Sometimes people park it on the road then a small fight takes place then after sometime fight is over when some old man comes better the two teaches them not to fight.
    It's very common in India.
    People solve their problems on their own.
    Too many rules are just like pure dictatorship!!

    • @David-lr2vi
      @David-lr2vi 4 года назад

      RohanFix. Your probably lucky if you can get your car from point A to point B in India without someone crashing into you. If you can get there in one piece the parking should be free. 😂

  • @kirkandscotty
    @kirkandscotty 7 лет назад +4

    glad i don't have a car in china . public transport all the way!

  • @MycketTuff
    @MycketTuff 7 лет назад +12

    China feels like dystopian sci-fi flick fron the 80's. I don't even want to visit.

  • @computerjantje
    @computerjantje 5 лет назад +51

    When he says "In China" he means: "in a city in China"

  • @CrLe100
    @CrLe100 5 лет назад

    That lightbulb thing could be a trick.. they throw in not working bulb and ask you if you wish to pay them to replace it, it is service upsell ;)

  • @J.Burrough
    @J.Burrough 7 лет назад +10

    Glad to see you back at it. Thanks from Arkansas USA

  • @adenbuford7396
    @adenbuford7396 7 лет назад +40

    Did that wash attendant really say "POS"?

    • @serpentza
      @serpentza  7 лет назад +47

      +Aden Buford no lol

    • @milan1969
      @milan1969 7 лет назад +20

      That was some Winston humor, really funny

    • @treefittyforall
      @treefittyforall 7 лет назад +4

      I wondered, too. I assumed that he didn't really say that, and that if he was rude, Winston would have told us after he hopped out of the car. :D I love your videos. Keep up the good work.

    • @tigergreg8
      @tigergreg8 7 лет назад +1

      I'm glad you asked Aden, I actually thought he said that because he was American in a cheap car. Haha

    • @joelscb
      @joelscb 7 лет назад

      FireFighter420 i wasnt talking to you u dumb piece of shit

  • @danielbeavers8701
    @danielbeavers8701 5 лет назад +4

    I love what you're doing bro!!!!!!! You're a real dude. We need more people like you. Happy wishes to you and your wife. Wish you all the success in the world. I will be a fan as long as you're a star.😀😳😬😩🤯😱😮

    • @busterbiloxi3833
      @busterbiloxi3833 5 лет назад

      This guy is a charlatan. Get a bucket and a sponge and STFU!

  • @sammirison7755
    @sammirison7755 4 года назад

    Thank you for an informative clip. It is very helpful for expat people in here.

  • @FalstadWildhammer
    @FalstadWildhammer 7 лет назад +19

    Do chinese police pull you over for minor things such as a broken tail light? I know american police will do that if they have nothing else to do

    • @jonitan76
      @jonitan76 7 лет назад +6

      no. but there is a camera all over the place, when you croos th red light, you got a ticket, by sms if you own the car (or the owner of the car will got the ticket)

    • @taichiwinchester1102
      @taichiwinchester1102 7 лет назад

      They simply watch the real time camera footage and have people waiting at the roadsides for violent criminals, they'll block the road and stop every car if necessary.

    • @ronaldckrausejr7762
      @ronaldckrausejr7762 7 лет назад +2

      Between the government of the united states, the police state of the united states, policies, etc... american citizens are spied on more than any other group - spied on by their own government. The police and the court system are quite draconian. Any surprise that there are considerably more americans behind bars than in any other country. Even worse considering the population difference between China and america

    • @MrTynanDraper
      @MrTynanDraper 7 лет назад

      There's too many cars. . you couldn't have a car chase because it's impossible to get around the cars and speed anywhere. Most likely the guy attempting to run will get run over by a truck at an intersection.

    • @BumpyTo11
      @BumpyTo11 7 лет назад

      DavidRsaid Chinese traffic police concentrate on traffic accidents and never deal with violent crimes.

  • @aykhanabdinov896
    @aykhanabdinov896 7 лет назад +5

    Don't ever wash your car at Chinese new year in china cause they will cost you 200-300 rmb 😭😭😭

    • @MrVenne73
      @MrVenne73 6 лет назад

      No it won't. It's same price everyday1

  • @DoubleDeckerAnton
    @DoubleDeckerAnton 5 лет назад +3

    It's great hearing how other cultures operate....!!!
    Keep up the informative videos...!!! 🙂👍

  • @MongolPride1206
    @MongolPride1206 5 лет назад +1

    Its disgusting to see how a person can have so much hate towards another country

  • @athapa2
    @athapa2 5 лет назад +5

    Your car logo seems like a Bently and Rently in China as hatchback segment.

    • @alejo0488
      @alejo0488 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @joehostile4541
    @joehostile4541 6 лет назад +55

    I like how you started the video by cutting off two Chinese people on a scooter.

    • @rohitsvs1
      @rohitsvs1 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂

    • @Rhino-ep6of
      @Rhino-ep6of 5 лет назад +9

      Ann An He's shown videos of city traffic, and cutting others off was definitely the standard. I've never been to China, but video evidence lets us see for ourselves that he's right and you're wrong. I'd never live there.

    • @elcabezon5487
      @elcabezon5487 5 лет назад +1

      He makes Chinese people dislike him, the reason why people scratch his toy,he has a jack union flag on his passenger seat lol

    • @weikobayashi1994
      @weikobayashi1994 4 года назад +2

      Have you ever been China before you dum/b b/itch? It's scooter f/ucking cuts you and curses you for stopping them from rushing to red light and jaywalking the road.

    • @jamisonz3365
      @jamisonz3365 4 года назад +1

      Chinese drivers don't care about any traffic rule. Trust me, I've driven many years in Shanghai, where we got the best drivers in China. If you follow the rules, you will be forever cut off by those idiots. If you are from the US or from Germany, you can't imagine that. I've driven in all 3 countries.

  • @Mike_The_Hog_A_Nator
    @Mike_The_Hog_A_Nator 6 лет назад +7

    Cute tires. Hard to stay awesome in that thing .. 🙈. lol

    • @non-wx8qm
      @non-wx8qm 3 года назад

      I was also thinking, "cute" tires. LOL

  • @mebeasensei
    @mebeasensei 5 лет назад +2

    Thank you for these vids. I live in Japan and have always wondered about China. You are showing me plenty of reasons not to move! Ps ride a bike too.

  • @hansolo6751
    @hansolo6751 7 лет назад +9

    whats wrong with you? the title is more like a clickbait. what do u mean you cant wash your own car in China? they gonn arrest you or what??

  • @TAILSORANGEs
    @TAILSORANGEs 5 лет назад +3

    Excellent Video!!! Cheap Cars are the best kind of cars ---> Because they don't cause a lot of heart ache if they are being "slightly" damaged.

  • @justinw4901
    @justinw4901 7 лет назад +54

    Winston, can you talk about the potential crackdown on VPN's in China? Because it looks like it's going to happen. What are you going to do?
    Edit: This article was published today and is what I'm referring to: www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jul/11/china-moves-to-block-internet-vpns-from-2018

    • @FictualKyle
      @FictualKyle 7 лет назад +1

      The Fox Lmao they already mentioned this

    • @justinw4901
      @justinw4901 7 лет назад +3

      Artemis Ares I'm talking about the recent developments. Read more here: www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jul/11/china-moves-to-block-internet-vpns-from-2018

    • @BlazinNSoul
      @BlazinNSoul 7 лет назад +3

      The Fox If China wants to continue to do business in the country. Which I assume they do. Since it's bringing them in billions of dollars a year. They would be wise not to clamp down on it completely.
      I read the article and it does state. That doing so too aggressively may give China a bad image.
      Especially among China's business clientele and hurt their ability to compete. If China being #1 is still important to them. The internet is going to have to be a part of that equation.

    • @Globetrotter_Alpha
      @Globetrotter_Alpha 7 лет назад

      Well there will be no VPN from Feb 2018 onwards.. that means no one to me that I'm awesome.. dammit..

    • @zhixianglou5987
      @zhixianglou5987 7 лет назад +14

      The CN Government talking about the Crackdown on VPN for Nearly 10 Years. and As a Chinese, We still USE it.
      People are not worried about this Problem here, Why do you Western guys so worry for Us ? LOL

  • @prokux2529
    @prokux2529 5 лет назад

    Thumbs up for the drone footage in the and Miami Vice soundtrack

  • @Jackarooooo
    @Jackarooooo 5 лет назад +14

    Any car enthusiast like me would be outraged by this, I detail my own car, if that got taken away from me, I'd rather die.
    Sounds aggressive, but it's one of the only things I get to look forward to when I'm not working

  • @thedude5901
    @thedude5901 7 лет назад +22

    Spies on wheels

    • @mobileandroid5299
      @mobileandroid5299 7 лет назад +5

      You again with the spy crap? Man, go get yourself an escort

    • @thedude5901
      @thedude5901 7 лет назад +1

      I really should

    • @chinetnaguitz7850
      @chinetnaguitz7850 7 лет назад

      The Dude wait is he james bond? i want an autograph.

  • @aguaf
    @aguaf 4 года назад +5

    It really depends on where you live. The large cities in China are overcrowded, and the land is extremely expensive. Of course, there aren't many free parking places. If you know the location well, you can still find some. I managed to find some free space in Beijing and Shenzhen last year when I visit China. These are two of the four tier-1 cities in China and I am very familiar with them. In suburban and rural areas, there are plenty of free parking spaces.
    Actually, the labor is so cheap in China and washing a car costs a fraction of the price in the US. I have never thought of washing my own car when I lived in Shenzhen. When I moved to the US. I noticed the car washing is so expensive and the parking is extremely expensive in downtowns of San Francisco, NYC, Chicago, etc. In suburban US cities, it is easier to find free parking space than most tier-3 cities in China. Still, machine wash here costs more than a manual washing/detailing in China.

  • @turningnull2538
    @turningnull2538 4 года назад +1

    Hey WHF another ppl from Canada just post the video and is the exact opposite as what you lying here. Remember, people are not STUPID and they are not all fool

  • @sugershakify
    @sugershakify 5 лет назад +5

    Love the "R" bently logo on the hood .... lol

  • @R0XYF0X
    @R0XYF0X 5 лет назад +4

    In Germany (depending on the city) it's forbidden to wash your car in your own driveway. And in the self-service car wash places it is usually fobidden to use any products or tools you bring yourself.

    • @fuzzyduck1989
      @fuzzyduck1989 2 года назад +1

      I am not surprised!! Soon enough you won't be able to own that driveway ....

    • @cyan_oxy6734
      @cyan_oxy6734 Год назад

      @@fuzzyduck1989 They don't want soaps and cleaners to get into the rainwater drains that go unprocessed into the rivers.
      How Communist of us to protect nature...

    • @fuzzyduck1989
      @fuzzyduck1989 Год назад

      @@cyan_oxy6734 Oh please.....

  • @kwongchiewfoong
    @kwongchiewfoong 7 лет назад +18

    owh ... you managed to come back without being stopped at the immigration :)

  • @bangkokdangerous7629
    @bangkokdangerous7629 6 лет назад

    150$ for 40 days of parking and your saying ouch??? It’s like $20 to park at the damn beach for 3-4 hours in America.

  • @londonspade5896
    @londonspade5896 4 года назад +9

    In London there's no such thing as free parking either, only if you own a home with a driveway/garage.
    Most people park their car on the street which actually costs money, but is discounted for local residents.
    Although lately I think because of the kung flu the traffic wardens haven't been enforcing the rules, it's lovely :)

    • @evelinadrycleaners4226
      @evelinadrycleaners4226 4 года назад +1

      LondonSpade if you know where to look, there's loads of free parking, but the closer you get to central London the harder it gets

    • @brownie3924
      @brownie3924 4 года назад

      You pay for parking on the curve!!!

    • @Jklopoppcorn
      @Jklopoppcorn 2 года назад

      It’s like that for most big cities around the world, I think the difference in China is it’s like that everywhere. Try just driving in New York and you’ll go crazy, I see so many taxi drivers get into fights with Uber drivers all the time, pretty entertaining honestly

  • @sidecarcn
    @sidecarcn 7 лет назад +8

    I have to disagree with everything you said. I was in China from 1995 to 2008 and go back every 6 weeks. I never once used one of these car washing places and always did it myself. Both in Beijing and Shanghai. Also thing thing about paying for parking everywhere is also untrue. You just have to know where to look.

    • @Vermilion2049
      @Vermilion2049 6 лет назад

      Keith Perron yeah, he just doesnt know where to look.

  • @KeepOnTesting
    @KeepOnTesting 6 лет назад +17

    All cars depreciate..I have a 2017 Luxury vehicle and it's already lost 20% in less than a year.. that's life. It doesn't matter if you buy a cheap Chinese car or an expensive German car...and 150$ for parking is NOT expensive. I parked for 28 days at a Canadian long term parking lot and paid 171$ plus tax...so your expectations are unrealistic as parking is expensive EVERYWHERE. Good informative videos ..just loose the "complain complain" ritual as it just sounds like you are whining. Car wash here in Canada with Vacuum is over 50$..You also get dings and dents in ANY city...North American included..STOP blaming CHINA...from what I See, just being able to replace a blown taillight would cost you 65 $ here in Canada..plus booking the service etc...China actually seems like a great deal to me...!!!

    • @StefanArandjelovic
      @StefanArandjelovic 6 лет назад

      Or just buy bulb and do it yourself, and price will be just bulb and 1 min of time :)

    • @TheNickBasso
      @TheNickBasso 5 лет назад

      @@StefanArandjelovic yeah I pretty much think the same, those prices sound reasonable to me, but I don't know what's the average salary eheh because with western income, China to us looks cheap, but I guess it's proportioned to the salaries

    • @GamerTheTurtle
      @GamerTheTurtle 5 лет назад

      most luxury vehicles actually depreciate the QUICKEST.
      nobody wants to be paying for $2000 oil changes at dealerships since nowadays you cant even check your own oil. you busted a shock? thats another big dent in the pocket

  • @votedada
    @votedada 5 лет назад

    “my car is so cheap and absolutely shit” And he drives Bentley

  • @googlechromefastsecure9676
    @googlechromefastsecure9676 7 лет назад +12

    I'm early let me think of a joke
    no subtitles

  • @joekrebs964
    @joekrebs964 5 лет назад +3

    Is not driving around with a union jack dangerous in China?

  • @tooboukou8ball702
    @tooboukou8ball702 5 лет назад +7

    Scooters are legit in China, until the govt decides you can’t park where you have parked for 4 years and steals it

  • @PedroDelgado724
    @PedroDelgado724 5 лет назад

    Not being able to wash your car? Fine, but people being disrespectful and hitting your doors that's what would get me

  • @tonysoprano3278
    @tonysoprano3278 6 лет назад +3

    So basically own a cheap car if you live in China

  • @Monday687
    @Monday687 6 лет назад +6

    Damn bro I'm so envy to you, you can speak chinese fluently, meanwhile I'm asian and I can't speak chinese, my english also not so good, and yeah, that price of the car wash is so cheap and quite same as here in southeast asia. Btw I like your content, and keep it up bro!

  • @spotlessreviews7425
    @spotlessreviews7425 6 лет назад +3

    As a Chinese myself your very fluent

  • @dalegmusic3752
    @dalegmusic3752 5 лет назад

    POOR GUY..... grew up washing his own car in the west. He moved and now he can't wash his own car. Need to back to the place where you can wash your own car and be happy. Start thinking correctly.

  • @chingizzhylkybayev8575
    @chingizzhylkybayev8575 7 лет назад +11

    Wow, so many people saying they will never visit one of the oldest and most fascinating cultures in the world over a car wash video.

    • @fatfalcon3434
      @fatfalcon3434 6 лет назад

      I prefer Japan lol

    • @koibito2858
      @koibito2858 6 лет назад

      Chingiz Zhylkybayev Because of the scam videos he put. the deception is too deep in china

    • @Ghorda9
      @Ghorda9 6 лет назад

      china is a deeply flawed 2nd world country, which is why.

    • @bloodyfx1065
      @bloodyfx1065 6 лет назад

      Meh, between every single country in asia I select Japan, by far a way better place than China and South Korea

    • @sirbattlecat
      @sirbattlecat 6 лет назад

      They're probably better off then. If a car wash pisses them off, imagine what going there would do.

  • @WiseGuy02
    @WiseGuy02 7 лет назад +18

    Unfortunately the world over there are arseholes who'll dent your car with their door.

    • @razor5905
      @razor5905 6 лет назад +5

      This happens in EVERY country, so making this sound like only china would be pointless. Its like saying theres only down-syndrom and fat people in america.

    • @Ben-mu3ji
      @Ben-mu3ji 6 лет назад +5

      Pyro you're right but did you see how many dints he had on his car door? If they were all done by others than it is definitely more common in China than other countries. I don't even have one dint from someone's car door let alone 6+

    • @DonLee1980
      @DonLee1980 6 лет назад

      BoomBrush you're an idiot. Asians sure are smart. Chinese in China mostly aren't educated nor have common courtesy, unlike the asians who have gotten proper education overseas and have had access to say... youtube. Most of them spit everywhere, never cover their faces when they cough or sneeze and they smoke indoors in tight confined areas. Why would they have the notion to protect other people's property?

    • @BoomBrush
      @BoomBrush 6 лет назад +1

      so basically you are only a "good asian" if you are born into a rich family who can afford to pay for your study fees? i didn't know racial standards were relative to wealth (oh wait..). i live in australia, which means that the asians i encounter are these "good asians" right? if the way they act here is the standard for being "educated", then god help those people who live in mainland china.