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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2016
  • The brothers enlist the help of Mark as they continue their search to find Carl's long lost son. Mark reveals the truth about what really happened at last year's flotilla and why Mr Oates treats him so badly.
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  • @felix_christopher
    @felix_christopher Год назад +9

    Strong craftsmanship at work here. When you manage to make Bob Mortimer look like the most sane person around...

  • @mroriginalabides6730
    @mroriginalabides6730 4 года назад +20

    Fuck im cracking up bad any time the american police seargant comes on screen haha

  • @MrRenton96
    @MrRenton96 3 года назад +10

    "Tell me, where's plonker Rodney?"🤣🤣😂😊

  • @Tobiemoss
    @Tobiemoss 7 лет назад +60

    The gooseberry bit had me in stitches.

  • @steevedaw566
    @steevedaw566 4 года назад +14

    Chris with his flute and acrobatics is truly a quality act.

  • @mrsmiggins81
    @mrsmiggins81 7 лет назад +15

    The scene with Vic and the flute is fucking hilarious 😂

  • @HrhFish
    @HrhFish Год назад +5

    Its the scene in the police car that slays me. Just pop a couple of these you'll find them most stimulating 😀

  • @sbhatti534
    @sbhatti534 6 лет назад +28

    I always suspected Bob would be a champion cuddler. I loved this series though I'd forgotten about some of the characters like the homeless man. Thanks for uploading, it has some of my favourite comedians.

  • @Noodle344
    @Noodle344 2 года назад +8

    I’m sure Chris and Peter Beardsley would be the best of friends

  • @urbanastro4701
    @urbanastro4701 Год назад +3

    The gooseberry eating scene makes me cry and makes my sides hurt, so so funny

  • @steevedaw566
    @steevedaw566 4 года назад +13

    "Cheese boiger"

  • @stuarthilton6648
    @stuarthilton6648 6 лет назад +17

    The gooseberry scene might be the greatest comedy scene ever

    • @robertroberts2666
      @robertroberts2666 4 года назад +1

      I cringed during that scene and my teeth were set on edge!

    • @LukeMcGuireoides
      @LukeMcGuireoides 2 года назад +1

      We don't have gooseberries here in the US. I was assuming they were unripe and sour. Am i anywhere close?

    • @stuartbromley3513
      @stuartbromley3513 Год назад

      @@LukeMcGuireoides yep

    • @paulannable3734
      @paulannable3734 Год назад

      You’ve obviously never seen Stan Laurel eating wax fruit

  • @gavinpowers1217
    @gavinpowers1217 4 года назад +10

    God almighty, I had forgotten just HOW GOOD this was!

    • @gavinpowers1217
      @gavinpowers1217 4 года назад +2

      Problem was that it was Vic & Bob writing their dream series/dark surreal/black comedy and a beautifully better made version of elements of 'The Weekenders' (even that was fantastic). BUT - it was in the early days of BBC3 when it was actually a channel and actually good, with things like Monkey Dust and the original UK airing of Family Guy. I adored. ADORED BBC3 then. This good stuff has been swept under some bizarre carpet in the ether to make way for 'watch me wear a tan, watch me get married, watch me get plastic surgery crap - type stuff'. When I look at it from this perspective, I totally understand why BBC3 took the short end of the stick against BBC4 and just became an online 'channel', with popular stuff making it to TV. We now have turds pushed out of the mouth of some orange bint called Dooley, rather than satisfyingly down the trouser leg of Roy Oates, manager of the - four crown, no less - Mermade Hotel. Way, way ahead of its time. I knew I loved 'Catterick', but until tonight I had mislaid the section of my bonce that explained why and just HOW much I loved it!

  • @jishua4731
    @jishua4731 3 года назад +9

    Pardon granted with ease! Two "lagers" please.

  • @buskingkarma2503
    @buskingkarma2503 Год назад +3

    Some of these characters are from their other sketches,like the guy who got ran over and walked in on them,the gas sniffer! I expected him to wake up and say,,,is it giro day?😂

  • @momotheelder7124
    @momotheelder7124 3 года назад +9

    'what are you lookin at, ma face or a brick? '

  • @teamcrumb
    @teamcrumb 5 лет назад +16

    Bob is so handsome!

  • @CycolacFan
    @CycolacFan 2 года назад +4

    “There should be some women there, but there won’t be.”

  • @ignoblesurfer6281
    @ignoblesurfer6281 9 месяцев назад +2

    With a relish of my choice

  • @DurableJunglist
    @DurableJunglist 7 лет назад +23

    Fantastic - thank god for Vic,, Bob & crew - brightened up my year! Cheers for the upload!

  • @robertroberts2666
    @robertroberts2666 4 года назад +16

    Morwenna Banks is drop-dead gorgeous!

  • @robertroberts2666
    @robertroberts2666 4 года назад +13

    A comedy sensation that includes the brilliant Reece Shearsmith as an added bonus! What is there not to like?

  • @Nettsinthewoods
    @Nettsinthewoods 3 года назад +2

    The hilarious gooseberry eating conversation is magnificent. Totally underrated genius performances throughout

  • @kgs42
    @kgs42 6 лет назад +9

    Really good performance by Bob.

  • @SuperSuperdutch
    @SuperSuperdutch 7 лет назад +3

    Dan dan the cockle man.. " down the ole , what wiv the old " . classic

  • @martinlannister797
    @martinlannister797 7 лет назад +11

    He presented himself as a fairly violent character......... Lol 😁

  • @bertrach
    @bertrach 2 года назад +4

    Billy Bob (Mortimer) Thornton.

  • @lnfreeman
    @lnfreeman 6 лет назад +6

    THIS IS SUCH A TREAT. Apparently, I missed a while bunch of scenes my first watch-thrus of this series due to licensed music and now years later I'm seeing them for the first time

  • @steevedaw566
    @steevedaw566 4 года назад +10

    "Chris,your Primark jeans are smart mate,very smart indeed!"

  • @paulsenkans3401
    @paulsenkans3401 3 года назад +3

    The very very best of British Comedy!

  • @robertroberts2666
    @robertroberts2666 4 года назад +3

    The gooseberry scene had my teeth on edge. And to think, I used to love gooseberries when I was young.

    • @LukeMcGuireoides
      @LukeMcGuireoides 2 года назад +1

      We don't have gooseberries here. What is it about them that has everyone so disturbed?

    • @VixxOT6Starlight
      @VixxOT6Starlight Год назад +2

      @@LukeMcGuireoides think of it as an unripe grape its really sour

  • @mikejones-go8vz
    @mikejones-go8vz 3 месяца назад +1

    Haven’t seen this before, after 5 minutes it reminds me of League of Gentlemen, looking forward to this!

  • @fugazigil2811
    @fugazigil2811 5 лет назад +10

    DID YER MAM MAKE IT?

  • @Tconcept
    @Tconcept Год назад +2

    This is seriously underrated

  • @johnny2f55
    @johnny2f55 4 года назад +3

    7:59 Good Mark. I like Mark.

  • @williammelvin
    @williammelvin 6 лет назад +7

    Oh shit. The gooseberry eating scene was too much for me

    • @LukeMcGuireoides
      @LukeMcGuireoides 2 года назад

      Everyone is commenting about that scene. Im from the US and ive never had a gooseberry. What is it about them?

  • @meathead365
    @meathead365 Месяц назад

    Thoroughly enjoyed
    Thanks for uploading

  • @troygaspard6732
    @troygaspard6732 2 месяца назад

    This show has a dash of Dennis Potter.

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle 5 лет назад +6

    I seem to recall an interview or behind the scenes or something in which V&B talk about the hair and beard choice for Chris, presumably when they were making The Club. There was no great planning or method to it, and it was only after Vic/Jim put the wig and beard on that it became apparent he looked just like Peter Sutcliffe.
    It wouldn't last in the memory if Chris didn't appear so often in the background looking creepy as hell.

    • @anononomous
      @anononomous 5 лет назад +3

      I think Bob said that Vic just turned up looking like that out of the blue on day one with no warning 🙂

    • @LukeMcGuireoides
      @LukeMcGuireoides 2 года назад

      Holy shit. He DOES look just like Peter Sutcliffe lol

  • @wellsgb1957
    @wellsgb1957 7 лет назад +9

    Cheers mate. I'm in Austria, so I can't watch it apart from, on here!

    • @LukeMcGuireoides
      @LukeMcGuireoides 2 года назад +1

      Me too. Im in the states and ive been wanting to see this show so badly. Im a huuuge vic and bob fan. Theres a great amount of vic and bob content here on youtube. It's fantastic

    • @ScreamQueenObv
      @ScreamQueenObv 7 месяцев назад

      Please also watch house of fools if you havent already! Pure Vic and Bob! Matt berry is also in it too! ​@@LukeMcGuireoides

  • @jekk23
    @jekk23 Год назад +2

    Fetch it tonight!

  • @carloscasillero4422
    @carloscasillero4422 6 лет назад +11

    Chris is Peter Sutcliffe!

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 5 лет назад +16

      PETER SUTCLIFFE, FOR ALL HIS FAULTS, WOULD NEVER NEVER EVEN THINK TO DEFACE A GEORGE CLOONEY POSTER!!

    • @retrorambles517
      @retrorambles517 4 года назад

      Looks like Jeff Lynne to me

    • @LukeMcGuireoides
      @LukeMcGuireoides 2 года назад

      Hahaha Jeff Lynne, YES...and Sutcliffe

  • @davidphilipsmusic
    @davidphilipsmusic 3 года назад +5

    Gooseberries are just English grapes

  • @nigelhaywood9753
    @nigelhaywood9753 2 года назад +2

    And suddenly Joni Mitchell. I didn't see that coming.

    • @everest001
      @everest001 Год назад

      I know. Bloody marvellous.

  • @scottcraig5640
    @scottcraig5640 3 года назад

    Nah, it's a different apple! HAHAHA!!!!

  • @LukeMcGuireoides
    @LukeMcGuireoides 2 года назад

    I'm absolutely loving this show. Reminds me of my all time favorite British, or American, sitcom - Ideal, with Johnny Vegas and Graham whatever his name his. It was very weird as well, although not Vic and Bob weird

  • @EVERTONFC.
    @EVERTONFC. 2 года назад

    Great episode. Thanks for your help ???!!!

  • @danielbodey6775
    @danielbodey6775 4 года назад +3

    Vic as Tom waits

    • @mrbenoit5018
      @mrbenoit5018 Год назад +1

      I like that I’m not sure which character you’re talking about

  • @williamsterben
    @williamsterben 7 лет назад +7

    Josh Wink.

  • @everest001
    @everest001 Год назад +3

    Morwenna Banks doing Joni Mitchell is just amazing.

    • @david-pb4bi
      @david-pb4bi 4 месяца назад

      No it wasn’t, just mundane anyone could have done that, granted she is a brilliant actress but not for that.

  • @mrbenoit5018
    @mrbenoit5018 Год назад +1

    I laughed at the rave bit

  • @davidwiseman6264
    @davidwiseman6264 8 месяцев назад +1

    sire of sorrow by Joni Mitchell. you're welcome

  • @MonkeyMagick
    @MonkeyMagick 6 лет назад +4

    I hurt myself laughing

  • @jackharkins1689
    @jackharkins1689 5 лет назад +3

    Sells local honey... mmmm!

  • @owensage2
    @owensage2 6 лет назад +7

    The criminal is like a violent Jon Richardson

  • @bluestate69
    @bluestate69 7 лет назад +21

    every time Chris speaks, i can't stop laughing. it really is a problem for me, as i am also trying to watch the show.

    • @emilygilbeyful
      @emilygilbeyful 6 лет назад +8

      bluestate69 I KNOW!!!!

    • @15-Peter-20
      @15-Peter-20 5 лет назад +6

      @@emilygilbeyful I know!

    • @carlamurphy7541
      @carlamurphy7541 3 года назад +1

      Me too

    • @bluestate69
      @bluestate69 3 года назад

      @@carlamurphy7541 or when he stares!! too funny.

    • @mvashton
      @mvashton 9 месяцев назад +1

      Well what's it gotta do with you cowboy?!

  • @15-Peter-20
    @15-Peter-20 5 лет назад +5

    Yh i know

  • @connieb9034
    @connieb9034 4 года назад +6

    “I have my one o’clock dump at... er... one o’clock

  • @3leggedsharkkickssurferinballs
    @3leggedsharkkickssurferinballs 3 года назад +1

    As if Bob WOULDN'T be the best cuddler.

  • @ianeverley9839
    @ianeverley9839 2 года назад +2

    Two Lay-gers please.. lol - mainly shot in the Burlington Hotel, and The Mariner pub, Folkestone

  • @steevedaw566
    @steevedaw566 4 года назад +5

    I hate sitting around all day waiting for fruit,it's so annoying!

  • @andrewtadeo5644
    @andrewtadeo5644 Год назад

    Quality

  • @zerocompanyhq
    @zerocompanyhq Год назад

    Why did the number plate on the Range Rover change?

  • @macready1
    @macready1 5 лет назад +2

    my life was shit double shit with a 99 flake in it

  • @RalphBrooker-gn9iv
    @RalphBrooker-gn9iv 4 месяца назад

    Morwenna Banks is as soul mother unto Emma Fryer.

  • @zetetick395
    @zetetick395 5 лет назад +13

    I can't empathize with *any* protagonist who would even THINK of defacing a Gog Clooney poster!
    I mean, I know "anything goes" in so-called comedy, but this is simply obscene behaviour!
    What if our children were to follow such an example?
    - I sincerely hope this series will not end without the two fragments of popular image rendered whole once more with sellotape! EVEN BAND AIDS! I AWAIT THE MOMENT!!! >:/

    • @johnvarley4561
      @johnvarley4561 4 года назад +3

      *Plasters, not band aids

    • @LukeMcGuireoides
      @LukeMcGuireoides 2 года назад +1

      I thought you were British, using the word sellotape, but then you told on yourself with bandaids lol

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 2 года назад +1

      @@LukeMcGuireoides Maaaate, I been a netizen fer so long I got no friggin idea where my idioms come from, I herewith renounce all countries and plan to live on the moon with the Soup Dragon

  • @Samariapain
    @Samariapain 8 месяцев назад

    Mixed stewed fruits are good for a lower movement in an effort I'm swallowed to tell

  • @jobryan191
    @jobryan191 2 месяца назад

    Why does Roy have an Indian accent?j