I love the mental image of the ogre "scientist" who theorized the second maw. Just two ogres sitting there, going "Oi. De earf is round, roight?" "Roight." "Like a ball." "Roight." "And wen ya poke a hole in a ball, it go out the utha side." "Roight." "And da great maw poked a hole in da earf." "Roight." "..." "..." "So?" "So, wu- [the camera zooms in on the ogre's face and you hear an old diesel engine struggling to start for a bit until it finally gets going] Oh. Ooooooooooooh. OH! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! GROTH! YER A FOKEN GENIUS!"
I cannot stop imagining an Ogre Butcher Warband‘s leader as the Warhammer combined equivalent of Gordon Ramsey and a cliche french chef. („I SAID TWO HUMAN MOLARS, NOT THREE !!! ONE, YOU ROCKHEADED EXCUSE FOR A GNOBLAR !!!“)
“The Gorger-Lord was never dead! You fools! You cretens, you insipid bastards, you peerless BABIES!.. and now the REAL fight begins!.. *Roll Initiative!”*
_"Is the Great Maw a Cathayan Astral Curse, visited upon the Ogres by Emperor Xen Huong, in return for their killing and eating Cathayan subjects?"_ Age of Shit-mar: *_"Naw, Gork and Mork were just bored that day, is all..."_*
_In fairness,_ looking at what Gork and Mork have done in 40k in the past (see the time they apparently turned Nurgle into a Squiggly beast and then ate him), the Maw being the result of Gork and Mork "doin' it for the lulz"... is shocking plausible. Not as fun because no Cathay references, but still plausible.
As soon as i saw your comment i watched the last TTS in the hope tho ear Arch. But at last, this is not the day. What role do you think Arch will play if this day comes?
An old d&d troll story; a party once had a steel can with a screw lid crafted and after killing a troll put some inside. Then whenever they wanted good they'd open the lid, slice off a slab as it grew, then slap in into the fire for instant emergency troll steaks, before immediately screwing the lid back on.
I like the ingenuity, but I don't like the Idea of eating troll. Not only does the meat taste like rotting poison, and should one fail to sear the steak through you'll have a very bad time, but the trolls are also sentient creatures in the D&D canon.
@@CrysResan Yup, a medium rare troll steak will regrow in your stomach, if you want to eat troll the only safe way is to eat it as a charcoal briquette.
They were going to be my next army after my Orcs and Gobbos. I liked their Nobblars... and I mean, come on,.. Ogres holding Cannons? Bloody AWSOME. Never knew of their Magic.. wicked stuff...
So, I’m thinking that it won’t be a magic scale with the Ogre Kingdoms in TWW3, it will be Food based and you determine how much you want to commit for the casting of spells. In addition to requiring food for purchasing units.
hey arch. I have a humble request. can you give us a short demonstration of your voice acting skills, by trying to voice that skaven grey seer, like a skaven would talk-chitter? very please-begging. yes-yes?
How about the the only God who cares not for your puny offerings, settles disputes on the gridiron, who's sacred number is 11, and who will always turn the tide to the opposing coach, depending on the turn. Yes him. Nuffle, god of sports, dice, and football.
I'm way happier than I should be over an intro. IDK why I'm so pumped to here The Skaven Come out to Play, but I'm gonna up it on the fact that I'm a skaven main.
I'm stuck watching the Upside Down Primaris Marines helm in the top left corner and waiting for what's obviously a growth of Shrooms to pop out at least a Gobo or two if not a full on baby Urk... This is a great set with so much to take in aside from the story that is yet again another outstanding Arch explains the Fluff episode...
i can imagine several ogres jumping on a carcass trying to stuff it in the "butchers" gob "CAST FASTA YA GIT!" 19:25 wait wouldn't be that a sphincter?
Why have I been DECAPITATED BARCH!
True autism never dies
You know what you did. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
No no, you're not decapitated, just standing behind the wall standing on a box.
"you get what you fuckin deserve"
These comments all of them yes!
Oooh, look at mister fancy pants with his fancy intro.
Yes yes thats good fancy shiny yes yes
Nobody can say skaven aren't adorable, yes yes all the cuteness
We must steal-take his fancy-fancy pants!
jelly, man-thing?
How much time and money did it cost.
Now, Arch officially has a fursona
Human Arch is actually the alter ego. The skaven is his true form.
He's going to mod r/sigmarxism (aka TauCucks) if he gets any more of 'the gay'
@@thefreshestslice4105 Skaven with a human alter ego is even more degenerate than being furry
You fool, Arch! It was said that you would destroy the furries, not join them! Bring balance to the warp, not leave it in chaos!
Rats. rats. We're the Rats!
"Eating troll meat is almost always fatal..."
"Almost always?"
"Well..."
*Distant laughter in goblin*
*Happy elf killing noises*
Grom the paunch.
Grom the Paunch would be a great addition to Total War Warhammer, Skarsnik is great but he's much less funny.
Waht happening?
Why goblin?
i can imagine slaneesh worshippers eating troll meat at their coven's BBQ anyway, for pleasures sake
I love the mental image of the ogre "scientist" who theorized the second maw. Just two ogres sitting there, going
"Oi. De earf is round, roight?"
"Roight."
"Like a ball."
"Roight."
"And wen ya poke a hole in a ball, it go out the utha side."
"Roight."
"And da great maw poked a hole in da earf."
"Roight."
"..."
"..."
"So?"
"So, wu- [the camera zooms in on the ogre's face and you hear an old diesel engine struggling to start for a bit until it finally gets going] Oh. Ooooooooooooh. OH! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! GROTH! YER A FOKEN GENIUS!"
Perfect. Someone make this.
One would assume on the other side of a great maw there would be a great asshole not another maw tho.....
I am most amused by the notion that even ogres know a planet is round like a ball and not flat. XD
@@EzioDeCreeper
That assumes that the Great maw wouldn't see such as yet more food.
@@EzioDeCreeper The true ass-end of the world! XD
Ogre Magic: _"you are what you eat"_ but literally.
The Arch-skaven has taken-stole my warpstone!
Yes-yes! Take back! Steal-back!
What the actual fuck-fuck
Fulgrim go home you are drunk
@@lusians3 Ah but this is Fulgrim "2" yes-yes.
Pinkskins so easy to trick-steal heheeheh.
all your warpstone is belong to us
adorable ... just adorable, yes-yes.
naturally I mean Arch's alter ego Skaven!
is the other way around you silly-dumb human-snack
No-no, the man-thing puppet is the alter ego of lord Arch.
I still say we should extermenatus this mutan xeno.
@@imerror6224 maybe we shouldn't tell the man-things so openly
Normal Arch is pretty adorable too, I wanna pinch his rosy cheeks
I think I learned Gut Magic, I was losing lots of weight these past months and nearly gained it back in one night of pizza
If that's how you learn gut magic, then I am the High Butcher of my local order of gastromancers.
Pizza is high in fat and when you eat fat you bind a shitton of water as well so you gain an unproportional amount of weight, at least temporary.
@@omnixius5340 I wish to join the order!
@@dailytact1370 yee, I had it because I wanted some for sanity's sake after eating super lean for 4 or 5 weeks
@@omnixius5340 I am a Slaughtermaster when it comes to Gut Magic.
The Great Maw - so basically a Sarlacc.
The Sarlacc that makes other Sarlaccs jealous.
Honestly, this thing scares me much more than a Sarlacc. At least you know you can kill a Sarlacc...
Big boi sarlacc
@@robertnelson9599 Sarlaacs hate him. Find out this one gaping hole's trick.
Oh no..... Arch was really a Skaven all along! At least he’s part of the best race, yes yes!
When you fart and burp at the same time, now that is what I call gut magic
That is indeed a powerful feat.
I cannot stop imagining an Ogre Butcher Warband‘s leader as the Warhammer combined equivalent of Gordon Ramsey and a cliche french chef.
(„I SAID TWO HUMAN MOLARS, NOT THREE !!! ONE, YOU ROCKHEADED EXCUSE FOR A GNOBLAR !!!“)
Wow.
Felt like a nostalgia trip to the 90s educational 3D animations of our youths.
“The Gorger-Lord was never dead! You fools! You cretens, you insipid bastards, you peerless BABIES!.. and now the REAL fight begins!.. *Roll Initiative!”*
Love the new intro and 3d art thing with the Grey Seer. Just excellent dude
The skaven have invaded once more to this channel yes yes
Captain Puffin Puffinson I’m afraid to admit it doing a skaven run in Warhammer Total War. I blame Arch now.
@@TheDarkkilla12 the only reason I play total warhammer is arch
_"Is the Great Maw a Cathayan Astral Curse, visited upon the Ogres by Emperor Xen Huong, in return for their killing and eating Cathayan subjects?"_
Age of Shit-mar: *_"Naw, Gork and Mork were just bored that day, is all..."_*
_In fairness,_ looking at what Gork and Mork have done in 40k in the past (see the time they apparently turned Nurgle into a Squiggly beast and then ate him), the Maw being the result of Gork and Mork "doin' it for the lulz"... is shocking plausible. Not as fun because no Cathay references, but still plausible.
age of Sigmar is great and you know it you are just to bind by anger to see it
@@internetzenmaster8952 A fair point, a good one, even; I still would have preferred the original mystery as opposed to the lousy answer. ;)
@@arbiterofthehornedrat1570 GW's half-butt restoration of the Old World states otherwise, I'm afraid. ;)
Jake Frost well have you heard about warhammer the old world mr bind friend?
Muricans must be masters of this type of magic
*FOOD FOR THE FOOD GOD*
You forgot Freedom Magic.
American here. Can confirm.
@@tristanseaver9054 I've always found our Chieftains have never had a big enough guts, our current one is doing better though.
@Sightless_Seeker MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES
@@Lakefront_Khan Used to be, but after world war 2 it turned to opression magic.
Arch and TTS in one day? *The Emperor has blessed this taco Friday!*
Mikhail Bychkov *TUESDAY!*
Wait, seriously!?
@@cnlbenmc Every night is Taco Tuesday with enough faith. The Emperor protects.
Well thanks now we have to have *another* crusade to fix this heresy
As soon as i saw your comment i watched the last TTS in the hope tho ear Arch. But at last, this is not the day.
What role do you think Arch will play if this day comes?
Love the new opening animation. Can't wait to see if something for 40k is in store YES YES
Love the new intro art Arch. Well done!
Do one for 40k, and that would be epic.
Bring in the Arch-marine...
An old d&d troll story; a party once had a steel can with a screw lid crafted and after killing a troll put some inside. Then whenever they wanted good they'd open the lid, slice off a slab as it grew, then slap in into the fire for instant emergency troll steaks, before immediately screwing the lid back on.
I like the ingenuity, but I don't like the Idea of eating troll. Not only does the meat taste like rotting poison, and should one fail to sear the steak through you'll have a very bad time, but the trolls are also sentient creatures in the D&D canon.
@@semi-useful5178 Yeah wouldn't a new troll just grow into a full troll in your stomach?
@JoeRingo118
A Gnoll is a bipedal demonically influenced creature, with opposable thumbs.
@@CrysResan
Yup, a medium rare troll steak will regrow in your stomach, if you want to eat troll the only safe way is to eat it as a charcoal briquette.
@JoeRingo118
We do not speak of the cursed edition here.
"He had lots of guts!"
- James Bond
So do we get a Inquisitor in the 40k intro ?
A tau of course
20 minute video of guy talking about "Gut Magic"!
Me an intellectual: This Video is Relevant to my interests!
They were going to be my next army after my Orcs and Gobbos. I liked their Nobblars... and I mean, come on,.. Ogres holding Cannons? Bloody AWSOME.
Never knew of their Magic.. wicked stuff...
Temple Guard: Welcome to McDonald's may I take your order
Give me 2 orks over easy with a side of goblin and a bucket of green stuff..to go
Sir any attempts at removing meat from the premises is shall be punished by being thrown in the pit.
is that Kyle's head mounted on your wall?
Brenzo Ironfist yes it is
Holy F@#k is that Franklyn?? those red creepy eyes and the damn barrel i can hear the squeak from here.
Well I didn’t expect that intro but I love it 😂
Nobody expects the Skaven Inquisition!
This ogre lore is a long time coming. Thanks arch
That intro was beautiful, yes-yes
So, I’m thinking that it won’t be a magic scale with the Ogre Kingdoms in TWW3, it will be Food based and you determine how much you want to commit for the casting of spells. In addition to requiring food for purchasing units.
Also, props to Arith's decorative head trophy
Cool animation. I was curious about ogre lore too, so thanks for the video.
By the Horned Rat! Arch, this is awesome!
Thank you Andril Syvolp for the cool new arch animation intro and background! It's awesome!
hey arch. I have a humble request. can you give us a short demonstration of your voice acting skills, by trying to voice that skaven grey seer, like a skaven would talk-chitter?
very please-begging. yes-yes?
Not only am I so happy to find this channel today but holy cow dude this is so good your voice the way you present it its awesome
The intro looks great
New intro has a very vermintide feel to it. I like it!
love me some Warhammer Fantasy lore (nice intro btw)
My gut magic happens every morning at roughly the same time everyday.
nice now intro... and I KNEW IT... ARCH IS A SKAVEN! Yes-yes.
...Arch playing as a Skaven virtual youtuber when?
Now I feel the need to go stuff myself at Burger Kind ....
1# Grey Seer on the mug at 0:06. Yes, you are Arch - nobody's disputing that.
Arch shillin for Teclis really gets the grognar going
Awesome intro it definitely fits your channel arch and also it reminds me of vermintide so that’s awesome
Damn dude those animations are dope great vid cheers
Whoever made this Intro, bless you!
Also confirms Arch is a Beastmen, i mean, Skaven? Ratmen? They are just a legend, they do not exist nonononono...
I love the new intro and animation
How about the the only God who cares not for your puny offerings, settles disputes on the gridiron, who's sacred number is 11, and who will always turn the tide to the opposing coach, depending on the turn.
Yes him. Nuffle, god of sports, dice, and football.
Love Kibs head shown like a deer
Gives a new meaning to going on a food holiday.
That intro alone is worth a like.
Love the new look, especially for your Fantasy vids.
5:00 as i sit here eating my dinner... "yeah i think i will get over it..."
Oh, new intro. cool.
dafuq, I was genuenly caught off guard, when that skaven was voiced by Arch.
Absolutely adore the new intro and backdrop!
now that is quality animation, wonder where it went.
Arch has achieved his final form
Duuuuude love the new opening, greyseer Arch is amazing!
I'm way happier than I should be over an intro. IDK why I'm so pumped to here The Skaven Come out to Play, but I'm gonna up it on the fact that I'm a skaven main.
Sounds like they are just into french cooking.
"Of course you don't *have* to eat fish eyes, they just happen to be the best part"
I'm butchering the quote of course...
New intro and arch lore what more could you ask for.
I love the new intro, you are easily the warhammer youtuber who puts in the most work and quality. After vraks you can count me as a fan.
Hell of a fancy intro you've got there, Arch.
Nice-nice, yes-yes!
interesting setup arch
wasnt the meteorite the great maw was on the same that the dragon king of Cathay summoned to btfo the Ogres ?
Peak production quality
Arch, u might be the only skaven that i think i can like
I'm stuck watching the Upside Down Primaris Marines helm in the top left corner and waiting for what's obviously a growth of Shrooms to pop out at least a Gobo or two if not a full on baby Urk...
This is a great set with so much to take in aside from the story that is yet again another outstanding Arch explains the Fluff episode...
If Arch doesn't have this made into an animated wallpaper i'm going to be very very mildly upset.
I must hire many of these ogres and learn this magic
Pentagram... I like that talking pentagram
Best lore of Magic
That intro reminded me of Dungeon Keeper.
ARCH i didnt start up a game beacuse of this new intro and i do love this new intro
Never thought that you’d look so good as a Skaven Arch.
I LOVE THE NEW INTRO ARCH
Daymn! Dat intro!
I like the head of Kyle in the background.
Okay. I'm impressed with a new introduction Arch.
wow, just wow great animations!!! keep this its great
And let us all marvel upon the jewel of Arch's collection... The best 40K book on his desk.
HOLY SHIT, arch just took virtual youtubers to the next level.
I like the intro, its cool to see a skaven lab.
i can imagine several ogres jumping on a carcass trying to stuff it in the "butchers" gob
"CAST FASTA YA GIT!"
19:25 wait wouldn't be that a sphincter?
grey seer arch enlightening us with his wisdom
Holy shit that intro, for a moment I belived that some raid crap got past adblock.
Great stuff, Arch.
New intro? Yes yes.
Squeeky cool new intro you got there Arch.
Arch has a bad ass new intro?!? A BLESSING OF THE HORNED ONED!!!
Wow, this is so cool! Congrats on the new intro!
I have a gut feeling about this
At least the Skaven are happy
So not as bad as Nurgle sorcery? | 8:50 - Ooh, Voodoo! | So this magic is that which the daemon known as Kar-bee delivers?
Congrats on the animation !