True Facts : The Sand Bubbler Crab

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  • Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
  • Balls.
    True Facts T-shirts: ze-true-store....
    / truefacts
    (credits and links below)
    Huge thanks to:
    Fabiane Gallucci, Gustavo Fonseca , Alvaro Migotto
    and Maikon Di Domenico, NP Bio Mar, CEBI Mar USP:
    for access to the amazing online database
    at cifonauta.cebimar.usp.br and footage from Life Between the Grains
    • Life Between Grains
    Sri Harsha - wildgundmi.com for inspiring me with a clip!
    • Tiny crabs making sand...
    Matthew Davidson - stretta.com for the amazing fight scene
    • Sand Bubbler Crabs
    Kita M Williams - for filming sand and polychaetes
    Natural History Museum And Institute, Chiba, Japan
    Jackson Hart Grady
    for helping me with the research!
    Shutterstock
    to submit footage: zefrank@gmail.com

Комментарии • 4,9 тыс.

  • @shecamedowninabubbledawg8816
    @shecamedowninabubbledawg8816 5 лет назад +3562

    "henry, pictured here with a coin so you can get a sense of how rich he is-"
    *w e e z e*

    • @Eshkanama
      @Eshkanama 5 лет назад +13

      she came down in a bubble dawg lol ur name tho are you a fuckin hermit crab?

    • @onelove7831
      @onelove7831 5 лет назад +27

      I frightened all the animals and people in the house due to how LOUDLY I laughed at that!

    • @chairicktodman931
      @chairicktodman931 5 лет назад +3

      Stonks

    • @megaplays9993
      @megaplays9993 5 лет назад +18

      so you can get a cents*

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 5 лет назад +3

      😁😁😂

  • @the_doot_slayer4301
    @the_doot_slayer4301 5 лет назад +6564

    "We know this because scientists has used their sciences to look at them."
    This sentence summarizes all the researches mankind has done, in a nutshell

    • @Jim_Owen
      @Jim_Owen 5 лет назад +71

      Replace "look" with "observe" and yes.

    • @hohrhamikaiolaf464
      @hohrhamikaiolaf464 5 лет назад +30

      it is also the plot of dr stone

    • @josephpecoul6532
      @josephpecoul6532 5 лет назад +2

      Frank?

    • @RobGodMC
      @RobGodMC 5 лет назад +6

      what about math tho? Is it based on observation? Sure, addition and subtraction on natural numbers is most likely a product of "one stone and one stone are two stones" but even if we venture into basic stuff like real numbers it stops being based on nature instead it's the very abstract language we use to describe nature.

    • @GiRR007
      @GiRR007 5 лет назад +3

      @@hohrhamikaiolaf464 get out weeb

  • @Junius
    @Junius 5 лет назад +4265

    Where one's all like: "bootsandsocksandbootsandsocksandbooksandsocksand", and the other one's all like, "Bow bow... bow bow."
    KILLED ME.

    • @WillShakes423
      @WillShakes423 5 лет назад +140

      Oh, no plans tonight. Just staying in, watching Fleabag. Oh, we're going to the club? One second. (unfurls his tentacles) Alright, I'm ready.

    • @lazlysun
      @lazlysun 5 лет назад +18

      this is the same energy as that one Lucajin animated video of her in paper mario

    • @giantfisher
      @giantfisher 5 лет назад +31

      @Janius ~When that part came up, I had just taken a big bite of sandwich... almost deposited it on my monitor.

    • @snflwry
      @snflwry 5 лет назад +1

      Junius Yes!!!

    • @so9175
      @so9175 5 лет назад

      Same lmao

  • @magicalnoodles
    @magicalnoodles 2 года назад +469

    Out of all the creatures showcased on the channel, the Bubbler crab is my favorite:
    - He's tidy
    - has an interesting feeding process
    - won't try to kill or poison you if you approach him
    - makes beautiful sand art just by eating

    • @m____w____6981
      @m____w____6981 2 года назад

      And has balls in his mouth 5 hours per day......
      Sorry, had to be said.

    • @alpacaofthemountain8760
      @alpacaofthemountain8760 Год назад +5

      True

    • @ntm4
      @ntm4 Год назад +4

      @@alpacaofthemountain8760 Facts

    • @Cayde-6sHorn
      @Cayde-6sHorn 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@ntm4about the Sand Bubbler Crab

  • @Sm0k3turt
    @Sm0k3turt 5 лет назад +5970

    *”Pictured here with a coin to show you how rich he is!”*
    Only Frank can make a size comparison make me laugh.

    • @cartoonishidealism582
      @cartoonishidealism582 5 лет назад +137

      “To get a sense of its size, here is an aye-aye pictured next to a slightly smaller aye-aye.”

    • @Sm0k3turt
      @Sm0k3turt 5 лет назад +6

      211?! New record!

    • @cyan8237
      @cyan8237 5 лет назад +5

      I came down here to make this comment.

    • @yuvalgreenfield9315
      @yuvalgreenfield9315 5 лет назад +8

      2:10

    • @yiranli2247
      @yiranli2247 5 лет назад +9

      I didn't realize it was supposed to be a size comparison though lol

  • @Fetterbruhmoment
    @Fetterbruhmoment 5 лет назад +5092

    „David is stupid“
    David is trying his best, okay?!
    Edit: rip David

  • @breeholthus2423
    @breeholthus2423 5 лет назад +1712

    "When you build a sand castle, these are your subjects" that was a fantastic line

    • @peacefuljeffrey
      @peacefuljeffrey 5 лет назад +3

      You picked that one to laud?

    • @breeholthus2423
      @breeholthus2423 5 лет назад +11

      @@peacefuljeffrey yeah I thought it was clever

    • @ilauronen9825
      @ilauronen9825 5 лет назад +3

      a beautiful one to lawd :)

    • @dense-as-blackhole
      @dense-as-blackhole 5 лет назад +3

      I don't get it! What does it mean! Sorry my english is not very good

    • @0whatman
      @0whatman 5 лет назад +3

      @@dense-as-blackhole the people that live under a king

  • @furbysssssssss
    @furbysssssssss 3 года назад +184

    i absolutely love that the little animals get names now. henry, emma, david... it's so funny to me

    • @rildain76
      @rildain76 2 года назад +4

      R.I.P. David

    • @javenue
      @javenue Год назад +1

      My favourite is bat named Eric. After he met Lily, I started to believe in love again.

  • @keelanmcghee1315
    @keelanmcghee1315 5 лет назад +1669

    "oh, we're going to the club? One second... Alright, I'm ready" actually got me

    • @TAiiNE
      @TAiiNE 5 лет назад +19

      The boom box one got me. xD

    • @granola661
      @granola661 5 лет назад +5

      Scientists used their science to LOOK AT THEM *WHEEEEEE*

    • @keelanmcghee1315
      @keelanmcghee1315 5 лет назад

      @@granola661 yes, whee indeed!

    • @keelanmcghee1315
      @keelanmcghee1315 5 лет назад

      @Anton Babani wha?

    • @esper6119
      @esper6119 5 лет назад

      yaaas

  • @calebcrandall1708
    @calebcrandall1708 5 лет назад +2296

    Everyone wants to know how the Sand Bubbler Crab do, but nobody ever asks how Zefrank do... ;(

    • @TheMalignantMind
      @TheMalignantMind 5 лет назад +201

      We need a True Facts: Zefrank episode

    • @RealArcalian
      @RealArcalian 5 лет назад +130

      Imagine a guy making funny videos about animals. That is how a Zefrank do.

    • @LB-ge8ih
      @LB-ge8ih 5 лет назад +17

      nuke mtv It isn’t a wink, it’s a squint in one eye. The frown is due to losing one eye and a nose in a sand bubbler crab territorial skirmish. (Or a “squirmish” if those little crustaceans creep you out.)

    • @HardlyBardly
      @HardlyBardly 5 лет назад +16

      OMG that would be a great April Fool's day episode. True Facts about the Human: it's just randomly following ZeFrank around as he narrates watching TV and eating cereal XD

    • @alejavy3000
      @alejavy3000 5 лет назад +13

      We desperately need to know how Zefrank's hidey hidey hole looks like

  • @robertanglin1138
    @robertanglin1138 5 лет назад +1413

    I’m so happy the “that is how the *insert animal here* do” joke is back

    • @naturegirl1999
      @naturegirl1999 5 лет назад +9

      Me too. I love these

    • @treestanectar
      @treestanectar 5 лет назад +42

      That is how the zefrank do

    • @DaveOyooSnr
      @DaveOyooSnr 5 лет назад +2

      Okay I'll go and delete my comment now I thought I was the only one then I saw this.

    •  5 лет назад +4

      Back by popular demand. The first video without that line in it was bombarded by ppl saying their own catchy quips and that is how that animal do

    • @robertanglin1138
      @robertanglin1138 5 лет назад +1

      alex gibbs it’s always been my favorite part of his videos. I don’t know why but the dry humor in it is great

  • @jorgeantoniosanchez5670
    @jorgeantoniosanchez5670 4 года назад +86

    Oh so we’re going to the club? One second.
    [whips hair out in literally one second]
    *OK I’M READY*

  • @poojithamal3213
    @poojithamal3213 5 лет назад +1839

    “He’s just playing scratchy-scratchy in the sand”

    • @zomadziasans8212
      @zomadziasans8212 5 лет назад +6

      I really want to like that comment but it already have 69 likes

    • @justyouraveragehumans22
      @justyouraveragehumans22 5 лет назад +25

      Davids an idiot XD

    • @Zyrader
      @Zyrader 5 лет назад +20

      @@elden247 told you David...

    • @alphen9487
      @alphen9487 5 лет назад +5

      Idiot david

    • @Bridget466
      @Bridget466 5 лет назад +1

      I had to unlike because I would have been 667.

  • @StratBlackFishRa
    @StratBlackFishRa 5 лет назад +438

    This is how all creature documentaries should be made

  • @MisterMelange
    @MisterMelange 5 лет назад +2576

    "When you build a sandcastle, these are your subjects..."
    I'm never going to the beach again...

    • @hmmmooops
      @hmmmooops 5 лет назад +118

      They're not that bad

    • @granola661
      @granola661 5 лет назад +49

      @@hmmmooops What did they taste like?

    • @hmmmooops
      @hmmmooops 5 лет назад +242

      @@granola661 I don't make a habit of eating my sandbjects

    • @granola661
      @granola661 5 лет назад +42

      @@hmmmooops Ah, excuse me

    • @To-no-ya
      @To-no-ya 5 лет назад +7

      SAME!!

  • @JTMusicbox
    @JTMusicbox 5 лет назад +1881

    True Facts: documentaries guaranteed not to be boring

    • @BDSquirrel
      @BDSquirrel 5 лет назад +30

      10,000,000,000% entertaining.
      That is how True Facts do.

  • @Raevarie
    @Raevarie 5 лет назад +1428

    "And dreams.. Of balls." why did my heart go aww

  • @CRSTheManner
    @CRSTheManner 5 лет назад +2781

    "If you have eaten sand before, you might be thinking: Why the f**k are you eating sand?"
    -Zefrank 2019

    • @HoneyBee-lx2zu
      @HoneyBee-lx2zu 5 лет назад +46

      I have ascended by reading this coincidentally with the audio of the video

    • @chikuwaTR21
      @chikuwaTR21 5 лет назад +16

      sand tastes not delicious i tell you

    • @airotiv7916
      @airotiv7916 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @CRSTheManner
      @CRSTheManner 4 года назад

      @@HoneyBee-lx2zu That makes me happy

    • @sopeandbubbles1493
      @sopeandbubbles1493 4 года назад +7

      I thought of wilbur when zefrank said this lmao

  • @Ninjaslikelamas
    @Ninjaslikelamas 4 года назад +258

    "They wont be fired out of a tiny canon either"
    The disappointment is real.

    • @timwoods2852
      @timwoods2852 3 года назад +2

      You could always build said tiny cannon.

  • @kuromiketsu
    @kuromiketsu 5 лет назад +1322

    "pictured here with a coin so you get a sense of how rich he is" loool

  • @thomaspage97
    @thomaspage97 5 лет назад +1247

    " this is how a sand bubbler do."
    Me: nice.......sips tea....nice

    • @masonpaypompee7296
      @masonpaypompee7296 5 лет назад +16

      ah yes, you too are a man of culture

    • @doubleawakeel7214
      @doubleawakeel7214 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao I'm drinking tea as I read ur comment

    • @doubleawakeel7214
      @doubleawakeel7214 5 лет назад +2

      @Zed Isdead yes, yes it is. U have a problem with that

    • @doubleawakeel7214
      @doubleawakeel7214 5 лет назад +1

      @Zed Isdead besides I only drink 2 litres of tea a day it isn't alot tbh

    • @mysteryof7
      @mysteryof7 5 лет назад

      Thomas-tone that's the line that got me 😂

  • @A.H.C.
    @A.H.C. 5 лет назад +1670

    -No animals were harmed- One David was harmed in the making of this video.

    • @HumanTooth
      @HumanTooth 5 лет назад +35

      Dammit David

    • @jenchi1832
      @jenchi1832 5 лет назад +15

      Actually every video has david. Damn david

    • @repairdroid77
      @repairdroid77 5 лет назад +18

      ZeFrank warned him, he just didn't listen. That's David for you. He never listens. Now that he's been eaten by the bird it looks like he never will. He probably thought to himself, why are all the other crabs building holes? While being eaten his last thought was, oh, that's why.

    • @MidnightSonnet
      @MidnightSonnet 5 лет назад +5

      David is an idiot, so he had it coming. Friggin' David...

    • @-LorDDawi-
      @-LorDDawi- 5 лет назад +3

      Well damn.

  • @michaelawesome1864
    @michaelawesome1864 5 лет назад +111

    0:36 "Instead these sand bubblers are EATING the sand, and if have eaten sand before, you might be thinking... *Why tf are you eating sand?* "
    Killed me XD

    • @Six-yv7lh
      @Six-yv7lh 4 года назад +3

      Same man

    • @jacobshore5115
      @jacobshore5115 2 года назад

      It’s coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere!

    • @tward6630
      @tward6630 8 месяцев назад

      I busted up laughing when he said that. I hadn’t seen any of these before. 😂

  • @KzafHD
    @KzafHD 5 лет назад +3774

    Netflix should hire you to make an entire series of this.

    • @sweetmissirish
      @sweetmissirish 5 лет назад +28

      Yes!

    • @wendyhankins4873
      @wendyhankins4873 5 лет назад +26

      Now that I would LOVE to see happen!?

    • @forgethought8174
      @forgethought8174 5 лет назад +39

      Sponsor it. Literally.

    • @repairdroid77
      @repairdroid77 5 лет назад +47

      Natgeo wild too. He would own the nature show channels.

    • @PWK95
      @PWK95 5 лет назад +8

      pls pls pls Netflix! You buy the rights for literally anything, so why not add one more?!

  • @MackV99
    @MackV99 5 лет назад +1628

    He should be used to narrate all animal planet documentaries.

    • @Nubleborsky
      @Nubleborsky 5 лет назад +45

      he's just waiting for Attenborough to step down and take his place. Thats why he's resurfaced now he's in his 90's

    • @lovebomb6809
      @lovebomb6809 5 лет назад +21

      he would be payed bank, literally one of the funniest narrators i've ever heard

    • @lanocondo
      @lanocondo 5 лет назад +18

      animal planet still does documentaries on animals!?

    • @Shigren
      @Shigren 5 лет назад +6

      F you @cosmiclatte44 Attenborough will live forever! They need to upload his conciousness to the cloud of BIG DATA before he dies so I can still enjoy him when I'm 80 and senile!

    • @uncannyalleys
      @uncannyalleys 5 лет назад +6

      Mack V If you like stuff like this there’s a show on netflix called “ Round Planet” it’s like True facts meets Planet Earth

  • @TheKennethConner
    @TheKennethConner 5 лет назад +1150

    "Dreams. Of balls."
    You're the best, Zefrank. Please don't ever stop making these videos.

    • @24cull24
      @24cull24 5 лет назад +27

      He needs his own show on Animal Planet already

    • @TheKennethConner
      @TheKennethConner 5 лет назад +1

      @@pira_hana oof

    • @Kalorag
      @Kalorag 5 лет назад +6

      @@pira_hana ohhh I remember... The Dark Times.....

    • @murwur
      @murwur 5 лет назад +3

      My mouth can't fit so many balls at once pls stop

    • @onelove7831
      @onelove7831 5 лет назад

      +

  • @mikoajkrolik6403
    @mikoajkrolik6403 5 лет назад +141

    This channel is curing my anxiety and depression, especially the series of true facts. I wish I could like it 10times

    • @dinodude7290
      @dinodude7290 3 года назад +3

      You must be so happy lately then, great!

    • @mikoajkrolik6403
      @mikoajkrolik6403 3 года назад +4

      @@dinodude7290 even for a while, but yes

    • @dinodude7290
      @dinodude7290 3 года назад +3

      @@mikoajkrolik6403 nice

  • @saraparno7454
    @saraparno7454 5 лет назад +205

    “Going to the club? One second, okay I’m ready” 😂😂👌🏻 that was the best

    • @TopKunt
      @TopKunt 5 лет назад +3

      it's super unrealistic tho, it neeeeeeeever takes "one second" lmao

    • @saraparno7454
      @saraparno7454 5 лет назад +2

      Renato STINGER lol yea usually takes me way less time to get ready 😂

  • @dietandry4927
    @dietandry4927 5 лет назад +601

    the "bow bow" and "boots and socks" are what got me lmao
    edit: im little im little IM BIIIIG

    • @MCAndyT
      @MCAndyT 5 лет назад

      +

    • @kandradracul2149
      @kandradracul2149 5 лет назад +2

      That had me on the floor dying of laughter! LOL!

    • @brokengirlsrus
      @brokengirlsrus 5 лет назад +7

      I had to keep rewinding it cos it made me laugh so hard. I could easily watch a whole episode of him narrating microbes. "This one is staying in and watching Fleabag tonight"

    • @nekosparkclaw2833
      @nekosparkclaw2833 5 лет назад

      "Told you David!"

    • @brenj
      @brenj 5 лет назад

      I'm say this in Carls voice from Jimmy neutron, go ahead, try it 😂🤣

  • @RyanZPianoGuy
    @RyanZPianoGuy 5 лет назад +1573

    “Pictured here with a coin to get a sense of how rich he is” 😂

  • @michaeldowlin6778
    @michaeldowlin6778 3 года назад +42

    Sir....
    There has not been a video you've made that I have Not sat through with a big dopey ass smile on my face like a proud parent.
    I have no words to describe my love for your writing and narrations.
    Thank you for every video you've ever made.
    from the bottom of my heart.

  • @jadestory8410
    @jadestory8410 5 лет назад +4009

    ZeFrank: *no buzzfeed logo at the end*
    *Everyone liked that*

    • @CookingMyWay
      @CookingMyWay 5 лет назад +38

      Yes... I wonder why, being him one of the super bosses of Buzzfeed, is that he still continue making videos... Fascinating

    • @beachgirl4583
      @beachgirl4583 5 лет назад +117

      Cooking My Way,
      He left Buzzfeed this year.

    • @CookingMyWay
      @CookingMyWay 5 лет назад +30

      @@beachgirl4583 I imagine where he works now... Maybe he got a leadership in a multimillion company... Thank you for the news! Have a great, wonderful night!

    • @davidmistoffelees8459
      @davidmistoffelees8459 5 лет назад +50

      Buzzfeed dreams of tiny balls.

    • @BornIn1500
      @BornIn1500 5 лет назад +34

      @@CookingMyWay Damn, I wouldn't have thought zefrank was a lunatic radicalized leftist at Buzzfeed. That's disappointing.

  • @DeathKhan
    @DeathKhan 5 лет назад +1540

    "Pictured here with a coin so you get a sense--"
    Me: "Oh wow, he's really small; is that a dime, or--?"
    "--of how rich he is."
    Me: "... You win this round."

    • @jayraceles
      @jayraceles 5 лет назад +17

      He also got me there.. I laughed a little haha

    • @mar10ssj1
      @mar10ssj1 5 лет назад +29

      Henry is very wealthy.

    • @DeathKhan
      @DeathKhan 5 лет назад +2

      @Jadik 0 Cool, thanks for the info!

    • @mrnice4434
      @mrnice4434 5 лет назад +3

      I mean imagine having a coin 5 times your hight and 20 times your weight.... that's damned rich.

  • @mike2652
    @mike2652 5 лет назад +451

    “I’m little I’m little, I’m BIIIIGGG!” 😆😆😆

  • @obscurereference6745
    @obscurereference6745 5 лет назад +71

    "that is how the bubbler crab do."
    Shall we take a moment of silence for David? (Silence starts then dance music starts)
    Dang it, new David!

  • @buzzardf3818
    @buzzardf3818 5 лет назад +96

    I would pay for a documentary series with this dude

  • @14104
    @14104 5 лет назад +692

    Jokes aside, this is a really interesting animal that I've not seen before

    • @14104
      @14104 5 лет назад +48

      @@cheddabunny9506 Yes and I've never known there was a crab that did these cool things. Nor have I ever seen those leftover balls of sand on the beach.

    • @peacefuljeffrey
      @peacefuljeffrey 5 лет назад +25

      I know, right?! I’ve never heard of this crab before, either. I’m not sure whether I’ve ever seen the little sand balls or not. They seem sort of familiar. But I don’t even know whether these crabs would be found on the beaches I’ve been to in my life-mostly NY and FL.

    • @theobnoxiousgamer9624
      @theobnoxiousgamer9624 5 лет назад +12

      Cali, never heard of or seen these fuckers before.

    • @crossed7971
      @crossed7971 5 лет назад +2

      @@cheddabunny9506 theres no crabs at my beach

    • @Xetelian
      @Xetelian 5 лет назад +7

      This channel has brought a lot of facts and animals to my attention that I'd not heard or seen before.

  • @typhoonzebra
    @typhoonzebra 5 лет назад +1811

    Do you people _not_ eat dirty dishes? So wasteful.

    • @OutsideTheTargetDemographic
      @OutsideTheTargetDemographic 5 лет назад +41

      He did seem kinda judgmental when he mocked that practice. He doesn't know me!

    • @moonshonemeadow
      @moonshonemeadow 5 лет назад +25

      I don't like how crunchy ceramic is

    • @ArtyomFinch
      @ArtyomFinch 5 лет назад +41

      Are you guys tonguers that lick the plate, or more of a chewy chewy spitty outy?

    • @foorebellion2009
      @foorebellion2009 5 лет назад +9

      w-well im doing it when nobody around...

    • @typhoonzebra
      @typhoonzebra 5 лет назад +12

      @@ArtyomFinch Gotta chew that shit man. Live for the *_crunch._*

  • @scoopishere7881
    @scoopishere7881 2 года назад +31

    Can we just talk about how awesome the crab's feeding and burrowing process actually is?

  • @sippyboivergil9198
    @sippyboivergil9198 5 лет назад +985

    "I'm little, I'm little, I'm biiiIIIiiig."

    • @zshocksoda1128
      @zshocksoda1128 5 лет назад +5

      Taco Tuesday This is the new anthem for those "Hunter becomes hunted" or "the Bully becomes bullied" scenarios.

    • @Ribug17
      @Ribug17 5 лет назад

      Taco Tuesday yesss 😭😭

    • @snflwry
      @snflwry 5 лет назад +1

      Taco Tuesday my favorite!!!

    • @fayejones3661
      @fayejones3661 5 лет назад

      Taco Tuesday hahahah!!!

    • @brettjc0483
      @brettjc0483 5 лет назад

      “Some of me” can relate.

  • @CJCroen1393
    @CJCroen1393 5 лет назад +299

    "When you build a sand castle, these guys are your subjects!"
    Aww, that sounds cute!

  • @ANT-ER
    @ANT-ER 5 лет назад +432

    "Henry, pictured here with a coin so you get a sense of how rich he is..."

    • @beachgirl4583
      @beachgirl4583 5 лет назад +7

      Notice it’s a rupee, worth less than a peso. 😂

    • @Dudemon-1
      @Dudemon-1 5 лет назад +33

      As a scientist who often uses coins for scale on photos, that line was the one that caught me by surprise and really cracked me up.

    • @peacefuljeffrey
      @peacefuljeffrey 5 лет назад +3

      Dudemon It’s called a “paraprosdokian.” I’m not kidding. Look it up. It’s a certain kind of joke in which the humor comes from misdirection and the surprise at the end.

    • @Dudemon-1
      @Dudemon-1 5 лет назад +2

      @@peacefuljeffrey -- Yup. It's one of my favourite forms of humour, if done cleverly. It can have similarities to punning, as it often relies on multiple meanings of a word, too.

    • @iainmawhinney8867
      @iainmawhinney8867 5 лет назад

      he is very very rich

  • @robertleitelt3479
    @robertleitelt3479 Год назад +4

    I live in southern Thailand and often see these crabs and their artwork. I never knew until today what they were called and exactly what they were doing. Thanks!

  • @kylenu8311
    @kylenu8311 5 лет назад +277

    " It can get hard to tell what balls had been inside whose mouth already"
    I beg your pardon!! 😂

  • @seekittycat
    @seekittycat 5 лет назад +69

    omg the little worm screaming "Oh gawd!" as he get sucked up by the pipette I'm dying rn

    • @sctonyc329
      @sctonyc329 5 лет назад +4

      No one is talking about this and it was honestly SO funny

  • @bridgerlisonbee
    @bridgerlisonbee 5 лет назад +1075

    "David, on the other hand is a total idiot"
    I am the David

    • @vinokai
      @vinokai 4 года назад +7

      ....same....I feel personally attacked... 😂

    • @karoliinakarki9045
      @karoliinakarki9045 4 года назад +5

      i felt incredibly attacked by that exact sentence since one of my nicknames IS david-

    • @slinky6481
      @slinky6481 3 года назад +5

      Ahh, you must like playing scratchy-scratchy in the sand then, I presume.

    • @the0dsubject164
      @the0dsubject164 3 года назад +3

      I have a David as a brother

    • @M3PH11
      @M3PH11 3 года назад

      Guess i'm fucked then

  • @Shaddow88664
    @Shaddow88664 Год назад +5

    You're a documentary genius! Picture, audio, and most of all, your narration are the definition of perfection.
    Amazing work !

  • @ptvm
    @ptvm 5 лет назад +789

    “I’m little, I’m little, I’m biiiiiiig” lol

    • @marithemoth8933
      @marithemoth8933 4 года назад +9

      Im dead

    • @stinkyman202
      @stinkyman202 4 года назад +14

      “Waits for the next low tide to come, and dreams... of balls.” Lmaooo

    • @ivechang6720
      @ivechang6720 4 года назад +1

      Loved it!

  • @redwitch12
    @redwitch12 5 лет назад +307

    The tiny nematode scream caught me entirely off-guard.

    • @bevieboo13
      @bevieboo13 5 лет назад +21

      The beatboxing bit...omg.... 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Zyk0th
      @Zyk0th 5 лет назад +5

      Same. It was just so unexpected, I just lost it.

  • @ugokuna9641
    @ugokuna9641 5 лет назад +323

    2:46
    *Crab teleports behind other crab*
    "heh, nothing personnel kid"

    • @Cosmic-Entropy
      @Cosmic-Entropy 4 года назад +32

      Crab: Omae wa moe shindeiru
      Other crab: NANI!?

    • @paulveitch5870
      @paulveitch5870 4 года назад +8

      *personal

    • @ugokuna9641
      @ugokuna9641 4 года назад +17

      @@paulveitch5870 clearly you're new to the internet

    • @paulveitch5870
      @paulveitch5870 4 года назад +1

      @@ugokuna9641 that so?

    • @jemarcoballard6911
      @jemarcoballard6911 4 года назад +2

      @@ugokuna9641 ummm you spelled personal wrong

  • @muggedinmadrid
    @muggedinmadrid 4 года назад +35

    zefrank - the unalloyed comic imagination of youtube. he makes being smart cool and hilarious.

  • @thetigerobsidian
    @thetigerobsidian 5 лет назад +131

    Yes!!!!
    "And that's how the sand bubbler crab do."
    My day is now complete. Well done!

  • @animemusicluver1
    @animemusicluver1 5 лет назад +140

    "Henry pictured here with a coin, so you get a sense of how rich he is"
    I laughed way harder than I should have 🤣

  • @aubryellaotero1064
    @aubryellaotero1064 5 лет назад +2792

    Damn everyone here is so early because we are hungry for knowledge.

    • @dragonslayergod
      @dragonslayergod 5 лет назад +5

      Yes

    • @user-nu3sd7zb2j
      @user-nu3sd7zb2j 5 лет назад +31

      We are hungry for Frank

    • @STriderFIN77
      @STriderFIN77 5 лет назад +8

      he have this thing in our brains, like dishwasher machinae, we come here Early for the knowledge

    • @SpinoDragon145
      @SpinoDragon145 5 лет назад +5

      *More like humor-*
      actually both tbh lmao

    • @josantiago3652
      @josantiago3652 5 лет назад +16

      That's how the thirsty subscribers do

  • @redwolf4611
    @redwolf4611 4 года назад +20

    "yo check this out. I'm little I'm little I'm biiiig." im dead. 😂

  • @isaiahnaegi645
    @isaiahnaegi645 5 лет назад +397

    It's Official: Microorganisms are Everywhere.
    Have you thought about Guest starring in Journey into the Micro Cosmos

    • @masonford5977
      @masonford5977 5 лет назад +6

      Nothing is official until zefrank says it is.

    • @STriderFIN77
      @STriderFIN77 5 лет назад +4

      @@masonford5977 Morgan Freeman Morgan Freeman

    • @--Paws--
      @--Paws-- 5 лет назад +2

      How Hank Green narrates reminded me of zefrank but his lines are not as appealing.

    • @nicholascacucciolo2624
      @nicholascacucciolo2624 5 лет назад +5

      Marling baits (youtuber) sayes "It's official" a lot...
      Did u get that from him?

    • @masonford5977
      @masonford5977 5 лет назад +2

      @@STriderFIN77 Morgan Freeman Morgan Freeman

  • @HewhoTalkswithTics
    @HewhoTalkswithTics 5 лет назад +175

    "Or like these little hydro-medusae. Where one's all like "Bootsandsocksandbootsandsocks" and the other one's all like "Bowm bowm.... bohwm bohm."
    .......never woulda thought of that, glad you did, thank you.

    • @clan_boyd
      @clan_boyd 5 лет назад +4

      No, no plans tonight; just staying home and watching Fleabag.
      Oh, we're going to the club? One second..
      Alright, I'm ready.

    • @keagan0000
      @keagan0000 5 лет назад +3

      Nailed the spelling of the sounds lol 👍

    • @Brooklynhearts127
      @Brooklynhearts127 5 лет назад

      Literally added and subscribed at that moment lol

    • @MsMirthling
      @MsMirthling 5 лет назад +2

      I think I'd enjoy a video where it was just Zefrank making the sounds for microorganisms

    • @shtsh4rkie31
      @shtsh4rkie31 5 лет назад +1

      that was my favourite part fhfbdn

  • @zoologytravels5243
    @zoologytravels5243 5 лет назад +184

    Every video i just wait for the "and that is how the *BLANK* do"
    Kills me, every time!

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu 5 лет назад +4

      Me too I like that part.

    • @julieb3996
      @julieb3996 5 лет назад

      This should be a T-shirt.

    • @faiths6597
      @faiths6597 5 лет назад

      Someone please make the t-shirts.

  • @iceypumpkinhead
    @iceypumpkinhead 5 лет назад +334

    *shoves entire pan in my mouth*
    *Muffled* I can tasted the pancake remains

    • @sarahfignutmum8235
      @sarahfignutmum8235 4 года назад +5

      Did you have pancakes?

    • @megaroo6110
      @megaroo6110 4 года назад +5

      This is a highly underrated comment!

    • @sbirk3946
      @sbirk3946 3 года назад +3

      I Tried it, it taste like humans, why does it taste like that*

    • @YahyeAli123
      @YahyeAli123 3 года назад +2

      @@sbirk3946 hol’ up how do you know how humans taste?

  • @carissstewart3211
    @carissstewart3211 5 лет назад +211

    "When you build a sandcastle, these are your subjects."

  • @dulcisnihal
    @dulcisnihal 5 лет назад +39

    When he puts out a new video, my life stops- that is how a zefrank fan do

  • @Kevin-jf9qq
    @Kevin-jf9qq 5 лет назад +106

    "Told you david"
    R. I. P. David

    • @vincem3748
      @vincem3748 3 года назад

      Press F to pay respects

  • @finnibugz
    @finnibugz 3 года назад +36

    Poor David. You didnt have to do him like that. Hes doing his best...

  • @Major1745
    @Major1745 5 лет назад +188

    That's a lot of boots and socks needed for that hydromadusae!

    • @craigfenton3812
      @craigfenton3812 5 лет назад

      I'm anticipating the follow-up hydromadusae music video.

    • @Major1745
      @Major1745 5 лет назад

      @@craigfenton3812 That's a lot of gucci man, one spenny video!

  • @volcryndarkstar
    @volcryndarkstar 5 лет назад +53

    "Oh we're going to the club? Gimme one sec." **unfurles radial appendages** "ok, I'm ready."

  • @WhyName
    @WhyName 5 лет назад +159

    Rip David.
    He died as he lived, stupidly.

    • @garrensequeira505
      @garrensequeira505 5 лет назад +4

      I actually sent this video to my stupid friend david

    • @QueenBForLife
      @QueenBForLife 5 лет назад

      😭 I'm gonna miss that little dumb bastard.

  • @TheSox56
    @TheSox56 5 лет назад +6

    Coming back to a zefrank video after awhile is like getting that drink of water you desperately need on a college Saturday night at 4 in the morning.

  • @williamglass2223
    @williamglass2223 5 лет назад +150

    “...Henry, pictured here with a coin, so you get a sense of how rich he is,...”
    Never change Mr. zefrank1.

    • @chainyrabbit
      @chainyrabbit 5 лет назад +3

      This is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard

  • @TheEverix
    @TheEverix 5 лет назад +220

    This just makes me want "True Facts: White Blood Cells".

    • @aqsem9073
      @aqsem9073 5 лет назад +10

      *osmosis Jones intensifies*

  • @vuilste752
    @vuilste752 5 лет назад +159

    “I’m little I’m little, I’m biiiig”
    Have loved this series for the longest time. So happy there’s new content. Thank you @zefrank1!

  • @jamesadams2333
    @jamesadams2333 5 лет назад +16

    This is too funny! He puts a fun spin on nature narration. Keep up the great work!

  • @Toughdave1
    @Toughdave1 5 лет назад +48

    “I'm little, I'm little... I'm BIIIIIG!!!” 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @razormarkz
    @razormarkz 5 лет назад +90

    1:30 the most accurate description of microorganisms I have EVER heard

  • @sdushdiu
    @sdushdiu 5 лет назад +125

    Its so delightful to see that the very disturbed Ze is back!

  • @freedomking906
    @freedomking906 5 лет назад +7

    Wow that was the most satisfying and educational thing I’ve watched about carbs and balls Ive ever heard

  • @airborne1ranger24
    @airborne1ranger24 5 лет назад +142

    "Boots and socks, and boots and socks, and boots and socks"😂😂😂

  • @ayeshaandfelicia8823
    @ayeshaandfelicia8823 5 лет назад +270

    "I'm little. I'm little. I'm BIG."😂

  • @rolandlee6898
    @rolandlee6898 5 лет назад +145

    This is more educational and entertaining than most NatGeo shows.

    • @Equeon
      @Equeon 5 лет назад +5

      Some of the NatGeo shows have fake-ass sound effects and are obnoxiously sensationalized, so you're absolutely right.

  • @bleakdestiny6095
    @bleakdestiny6095 4 года назад +3

    I just can not express how much I love these videos! They really help pull me out of a depression. Thank you SO much!!!

  • @wingedshade6639
    @wingedshade6639 5 лет назад +12

    This man is a national treasure. I can't count the number of times my day was made substantially better by this channel.

  • @L0stEngineer
    @L0stEngineer 5 лет назад +37

    Not since David Attenborough, have I found the natural world so strange and exciting. I guess that's what a ZeFrank do.

    • @Survive1llc
      @Survive1llc 5 лет назад +2

      Jonathan Schmidt wait... is he throwing shade? Is that why all the dumb animals are named “David”!?

    • @L0stEngineer
      @L0stEngineer 5 лет назад +1

      @@Survive1llc Although a ZeFrank can be that clever in his natural environment (if you thought an octopus can ink, well you just haven't seen a ZeFrank feeling frisky in the comments), he is generally too civil and benign a creature to be that cruel. Besides, saying "David" is just funny.

  • @artu2302
    @artu2302 5 лет назад +129

    The fact that you haven't been offered a job doing this for nature programs is just criminal.

    • @rockysolid4200
      @rockysolid4200 5 лет назад +1

      What about BBC?

    • @artu2302
      @artu2302 5 лет назад +1

      @@rockysolid4200 has he been on the BBC?

    • @writerconsidered
      @writerconsidered 5 лет назад +8

      Perhaps he has been offered and refused. Lets be real if this ended up on a real network they would over manage it and turn it into weak sauce. Also ZeFrank can get a little risqué the networks would squash that. Maybe ZeFrank chooses to keep his independence and the purity of the show. The networks do know about him remember the cat food commercials he did?

    • @TheToastedBiscuit
      @TheToastedBiscuit 5 лет назад

      @@artu2302 there's a bit he did on starnosed moles that's on the BBC's channel

  • @grannymoz98
    @grannymoz98 3 года назад +1

    I just found you yesterday, and Im hooked ! Thanks for i the info and the Laugh

  • @Benzy670
    @Benzy670 5 лет назад +73

    I can’t express enough how much I love these videos and how happy it makes me that ZeFrank is making them again.

  • @Someguyonyoutube569
    @Someguyonyoutube569 5 лет назад +336

    I saw “one hour ago” and I dropped everything
    Child protective services: I-

  • @JennianaCross
    @JennianaCross 5 лет назад +79

    "That is how the [featured animal] do."
    NEVER stop using that line!

    • @paulhollier6382
      @paulhollier6382 5 лет назад +2

      Yes, a classic catch phrase never gets old. "A thing of beauty is a joy forever."

    • @karibarker9749
      @karibarker9749 Год назад

      And science hippies!

  • @mrscgmd3
    @mrscgmd3 5 лет назад +9

    The dirty dishes part always gets me😂

  • @alucardsshade403
    @alucardsshade403 5 лет назад +24

    This guy truly never disappoints.

  • @TheFigTV
    @TheFigTV 5 лет назад +23

    I love every time he transitions from serious narrative to creature's high-pitched squeal

  • @Virtualblueart
    @Virtualblueart 5 лет назад +45

    "Told you David..."
    I laughed too hard at that.

    • @GretchenJP
      @GretchenJP 5 лет назад +2

      Virgil Blue I laughed just hard enough.

    • @Theepieguy
      @Theepieguy 5 лет назад +2

      @@GretchenJP I could have laughed harder.

  • @rhaenyratargaryen1stofhern55
    @rhaenyratargaryen1stofhern55 3 года назад +1

    This is my new favorite channel.

  • @doesboknow2
    @doesboknow2 5 лет назад +47

    "That is how the sand bubbler crab do"
    Classic

  • @RyanPwner
    @RyanPwner 5 лет назад +128

    I have a midterm to study for but this is more important.

    • @melanietoth1376
      @melanietoth1376 5 лет назад +2

      I hope you rocked the mid term! :)

    • @melanietoth1376
      @melanietoth1376 5 лет назад +1

      This stuff is important indeed

    • @mar10ssj1
      @mar10ssj1 5 лет назад +2

      This will be on the test. Rewatch it.

  • @acolley2891
    @acolley2891 5 лет назад +765

    "He threw him... that dude's got moves like Yoda in the second worst Star Wars movie" 😆

    • @marvalice3455
      @marvalice3455 5 лет назад +13

      I can't believe he rated the phantom menace as better than attack of the clones xD

    • @WaaDoku
      @WaaDoku 5 лет назад +26

      @@marvalice3455 And I was sure he was talking about The Last Jedi...
      (because there's no worse Star Wars movie than that one. Yet.)

    • @marvalice3455
      @marvalice3455 5 лет назад +5

      @@WaaDoku that was my implication actually. if attack of the clones is the 2nd worst and TLJ is the worst than phantom menace must be better than attack of the clones.
      sorry I know I was being really coy with that one xD

    • @scatmandarrick
      @scatmandarrick 5 лет назад +7

      @joshua johnson last jedi< star wars christmas special

    • @cordyceps182
      @cordyceps182 5 лет назад +2

      @@DigitalDaydreams Why?

  • @krisztiannemeth6875
    @krisztiannemeth6875 3 года назад +1

    This is the best channel ive ever found in my forteen or something years on youtube.

  • @JamHardd
    @JamHardd 5 лет назад +361

    No one:
    A group of species:
    zefrank1:There's an idiot here

  • @lumgs2009
    @lumgs2009 5 лет назад +61

    "I'm little, I'm little, I'M BIIIIG"

  • @Loki_the_tiel
    @Loki_the_tiel 5 лет назад +389

    Narrator: “Your probably going to die David.”
    Me: 2:27 😂

    • @izanagisenpai8120
      @izanagisenpai8120 5 лет назад +6

      I came to check just for any mentions of David and i'm glad i did. rip

    • @HaloHighlightz
      @HaloHighlightz 5 лет назад

      That’s what happened to David?! RIP

    • @spindalis79
      @spindalis79 5 лет назад +2

      Name: David
      Species: Sand Bubbler Crab
      Cause of Death: Crab Plover

  • @RandallChase1
    @RandallChase1 Год назад +9

    3:33 I’m little, I’m little, I’M BIGGG” 😂😂

  • @MosoKaiser
    @MosoKaiser 5 лет назад +86

    First ten seconds and there's "hidey-hole."
    Yeah, this is gonna be a good one.

    • @dahliahb.7111
      @dahliahb.7111 5 лет назад +2

      MosoKaiser the fact that this is an actual metric is so so good

    • @MosoKaiser
      @MosoKaiser 5 лет назад +1

      @@dahliahb.7111 Well, I meant it more along the lines of hidey-hole being dropped within the first 10 seconds being an even better indication of this being an awesome True Facts episode; True Facts with hidey-hole is already good no matter the timestamp it drops. :D