Louis C.K. Calls Trump A 'Gross Crook Dirty Rotten Lying Sack Of'...
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- Опубликовано: 3 апр 2017
- Louis CK regrets comparing Donald Trump to Hitler. But he's not going to take it back.
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"If you went back in time to fix all the mistakes you made you erase yourself-- there's no point to that."
- Louis C.K.
It sounds so beautiful
that was deep bruv
That stood out to me as well, just wow..... I'd still like to do it though!
If that is the price for some mistakes, it is well worth paying.
im 14 and this is deep
I like the distinction Louis made between regret and taking something back. It was insightful.
Agreed!
Just 1 thing you forgot though...
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ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW / CARE ABOUT LOUIS C. K. ?
E Lee: You sure know a lot of his standup bits for someone who hates him. Also, one of the cool things about being Americans is that we get to voice our opinions about the government. It just happens to be that more people listen when he talks, and no one cares when you talk.
...and the part about Trump being a lying sack of shit.
Moving stuff.
1:22 What a quote!
"If you went back and fix all the mistakes you made, you'll erase yourself"
(c) Louie CK 2017
bet he's wishing he could now...
www.nytimes.com/2017/11/09/arts/television/louis-ck-sexual-misconduct.html
hahahhahhaha
😂
Judge Judy Naw nothing wrong with a little masturbation
The status quo should apply that comment to all the history they are trying erase about the confederacy. Smh...
I wish George Carlin was around to talk about Donald Trump.
Not just about Trump, but about all these degeneracy happening all around
Anything said about trump would have already been said about Obama. Lol
YES.
But also Terence McKenna and especially Christopher Hitchens.
Good lord I wish Hitchens was here to speak to what Trump is. Can you even imagine?
I find it fucking hilarious how some(very very few) actually think Hitch would have been a Trump fan. Ha! Yeah, no.
You might not like to hear what he would say - George Carlin hated liberals...
@@sv1201 I think he probably hated liars and hypocrites more.
"But that guy bought it..."
Holy shit the way he said that was brilliant
Turns out, a lot of guys bought it, and now they´re so angry with themselves they had to storm the capitol and form extremist groups and fucked up news outlets on cable.
"We all were like "yeah no, that's not true." ... but that guy bought it."
This exactly.
And yet painfully SO MANY people are "that guy". >.< *cries*
Everyone who voted for either candidate is that guy. Don't lie to yourselves. Trump isn't anything special. He's literally the same as every other shitty lying piece of shit politician. Keep acting like he's some kind of boogeyman when they are all the fucking boogeyman.
pelleman02wb Yet he occupies the Oval Office and has considerable power and reach. Can enact his destructive agenda.
he's not "literally the same as every other lying pice of shit politician" he's the WORST shitty lying pice of shit politician.
The ability to make distinctions ("this woman is a *little* different from the other billion, so I will marry her instead of the others"), and the ability to not make sweeping generalizations spanning entire lifetimes of world events and people ("this government's political decisions during that 1964 tenure altered its country a *little* different from what the 1994 tenure did in the 125 other countries") are some of the most important earmarks of intelligence, and outcomes for our children.
Of all the celebrities brought down by sexual assault allegations, Louis is the only one I want to see make a comeback.
and why not all them, this thing about victims, takes away temporarily the art of sensual temptation or job landing. it's what they've used to get the jobs, get door opened and dinners paid for. they plainly used the best of their advantage and then called themselves victims when there was money, more money on the table. it's entirely different when date raped with or without medication. pinching a boob or a slap on the ass as she walks by, is only normal and a complement. it's evolutions excuse for keeping, when needed.
Buck Wheat Pamela Anderson said smth along those lines. Basically “you knew what you were getting into, girls.” But should it be that way in the first place?
He had consent = I’m cool with him. Just a kinda weird guy but be exposed as a public figure for decades and let’s see how normal everyone thinks you are you know. Give him a break
ya cause he never rapped / touched anyone .... hes the only one who has a chance brought down by a media frenzy and nothing else
It is sad. Because it was never sexual ASSAULT. He got consent and when he didn´t he didn´t proceed. Weird sure....but an apology should have been enough.
Even his political commentaries are smarter than everybody else's. He sees things so clear.
"If you went back and fixed all the mistakes you made...you erase yourself."
I have profound love for Louis CK
LORA so much truth
I guess it depends on how you feel about what youre calling your 'self'. If 'mistakes' are also the way we respond to experiences, then maybe it would be a good thing to go and change some of those responses, but you cant do that until you properly understand why its good you resond differently.
When i say 'self' here im referring to what people usually mean when they use that word, which is an unstable identity composed of concepts/beliefs.
Living your Life with no regrets does NOT mean you can live your Life free of consequences...it means you're supposed to live a good Life to assure yourself the reward of 'Heaven' in the 'Afterdeath'......you should definitely regret anything you did that would push you towards the path of 'Hell' but with that being said, since the 'Past' cannot be changed all we can do is to first recognize THEY WERE mistakes and then secondly learn from those mistakes to start back on the path towards 'Heaven'. #FecesHappen
+LORA That was an excellent quote.
just finished fixing all the mistakes I ma
Louis Ck is one of the best comedians to ever walk this earth, period.
yeah, but I heard his little pipi is not very spectacular.
Louis CK, Stanhope, Carlin, hicks, and Chappelle are my top 5.
Totally agreed
Add Bill Burr to the list
... And patrice o'neal and greg giraldo
Louis gets cancelled and trump gets 70 mil votes.. what a world we live in
For a 'non political' comedian, this is still one of my favorite takes on Trump and voting.
"But that guy bought it." That had me in stitches. (Because it's true)
I like how Louis is bashing Trump and everybody is euphoric but as soon as he mentions Obama's drones and Chicago shooting, everybody quiets down and he says "yeah, you didn't like this one, did you".
Obama's drone war is certainly criminal, but I never understood what anyone expected him to do about the problems in Chicago. As though his being black or a Chicagoan meant that he could wave a wand and make it go away, or that stopping local acts of gun violence were a thing that a president could or should be responsible for.
darkasthegrave Well, a lot of Chicago's violence was insinuated by massive gun control laws in the city that created a large demand for illegal guns in the black market. Where ever the black market is strong, crime follows.
The so called "drone strikes" during Obama's tenure were not criminal nor were they whatever false equivalency, false narrative, false "morality" you want to paint it with... they may or may not have been the "best choice" or the "most equinimitible", but spare me the false morality bullshit... Obama was ALWAYS a thoughtful and prescient commander in chief... stupid and reactionary false narratives based on your half truths does not qualify as thoughtful.
darkasthegrave national guard?
Yes, the National Guard does exist. What of it? You think the president should deploy it to US cities any time there is a spike in violence?
PLEASE vote America! We MUST recover from this. We MUST!!
A comedian knows how to control the crowd, that last joke was put there perfectly.
"work a crowd" - not "control a crowd" - Completely different things, the latter of which is literally impossible, yet often attempted at the cost of life.
I swear I fell in love with Louis CK all over again.
This FCC bleeping words is still a thing in 2017. Good lord. It's like Kindergarten. You change the channel and then you see body limbs flying around and that's ok.
Yeah violent is ok, but a bit of cursing or tits should not be seen/heard anywhere. That's the Americunt Jesus way.
Nuwanda84 never understood that either
Pretty sure it's the network. In this case cbs thats censoring. Not fcc
Of course CBS does. But they HAVE to otherwise they will have to pay big fines. The FCC required them to bleep this shit.
I always flash on George Carlin's "Seven Words You Can't Say On TV" routine....
"You've all heard the line about, 'I'd rather have my child see a film of two people making love than two people trying to kill each other.' It's a wonderful sentiment, I wish I knew who said it.... But I got to thinking, what if we substituted the word 'fuck' for the word 'kill' in all those movies we grew up watching? 'Okay sheriff, we're gonna fuck you now... but we're gonna fuck you slow!'"
Oh my god the fucking irony.
My test for Irony is a lot more strenuous.
"If you went back and fixed all the mistakes you made you would erase yourself" This is why I like him
thank you for bringing up the tragedies that have happened and are STILL happening in Yemen, which most of America is completely oblivious too
+Sarah Hussein Yemen has been a shithole ever since it embraced Islam. Would you deny this fact?
And that same could be said about the USA and Christianity.
Sarah Hussein Why the fuck would people in America have to know what happening in Yemen?
AtLes world war 3 is coming, wouldn't you like to know about it?
Atles, are you dumb or just a troll? why does soldiers using American peoples tax money bombing civilians in a country they didn't even hear about? You don't know a place exists, next thing you know you hear your government is committing murder and war crimes there, ending innocent peoples lives... You should have a brain I hope, use it
The guy is so expressive! You feel the emotions he's conveying with his storytelling and gestures! It's just so natural for him. Natural born entertainer!
This aged very, very well. Still true.
Lol, it got even worse since your comment.
@@TheStarvingAfrican how about now
And it continues to age incredibly well
Except Trump is the greatest President of all time
let's just all agree that porn would be nothing without fast forwarding
devil devil I have no idea where this came from, but agreed
The truth has been spoken
Can we "FAST FORWARD" THIS FUCKER OUT OF OFFICE ?????????????????
Eddie M
Yes shillary would be so much better. You fuckin sheep.
+Eddie M Don't forget this overly orange shit covered orangutan with a toupee could get reelected in 2020. If not 2020 then maybe 2024, if he lives long enough.
When will people realize calling out liars isn't a partisan issue
it is..... because at the same time, he endorsed Hillary....... and if there's even more evil liar than Trump, it's 100% Hillary Clinton :D:D:D:D
Oh yeah how did this age for you bud???lol
Joe Biden making millions in ukraine illegally through his son lol.new wars a collapsing economy.and nothing you have put against trump has stuck even stormy d lost her law suit and owes trump 500k
@@sloopydoopy7318 it aged fine..? call out any fucking liar i don’t care if it’s trump or biden or whoever. do you stand for the truth? or only what they tell you?
Louis CK is a very important voice and we've been missing out
Agreed on both counts. But I also think the time away has been good for him, both as a person and as a comedian.
Because his new special is absolutely insane.....far and away his best special ever.
He has NOTHING to lose....and just goes for it 100%. It's easily one of the best comedy specials I've ever seen. Seek...it...out. And, if you can, pay for it. Give the guy his fair due.
So easy to trash Trump and get an applause.
Yeah, great isn't it?
Stop scrolling down, the comment section is pure cancer. Thank me later.
Thanks for the warning
I really should've listened
Thanking you in advance.
but but im curious
Thank You for that!
TUMP FANS TRIGGERED IN 3..2...1...
They need a special edition of that Catfish program featuring Trump.. because America, you got PLAYED.
Yes, yes, yes! and nearly 3 years later, still true!
"It's dangerous to identify yourself with the person in power because they're always gonna disappoint you" Colbert
Louie Ck is slowly morphing into George Carlin
Nowhere close. Carlin criticized all politicians. He was smart enough to see behind the curtain and all this left/right bullshit. Louis CK obviously has an agenda here, with his praising of Obama and Hillary and demonizing of Trump. Carlin would have called them all rich lying sacks of shit, republican or democrat.
Carlin was much more intelligent and eloquent. One of Carlin's quotes still resonates with me to this day
"Always question the perceived reality" - George Carlin
The reality I perceive is now liberal vs. conservative. So I question why has such a clear dichotomy been formed amongst us? Hillary's emails, Trump's taxes, etc. All this bullshit is fed to us to keep us fighting amongst ourselves, while the elite continue to rob us blind.
Just look at the comments here. Lots of misplaced anger directed towards each other, instead of the elite. Louis CK is instigating the problem. Carlin would have tried to open people's eyes that we're all getting fucked, from both sides of government.
hahahah, one of carlin's funniest/notable bits is where he talks about how he doesn't vote. what are u on about m8?
Haven't you heard the joke he made about Obama's drones?
He's not exactly George Carlin, but he's still one of the smartest comedians we have working today.
god I fucking miss that old fuck
Still holds up
Louis is beyond funny! His dark humour is insanely funny🤣
Am I the only one that thinks Louis seems happier this year/special. There's just a new light in his eyes, it makes me really happy
Madeleine Morris he's prob got a shit ton more money now
Really? I thought he looked sadder. :/ :(
I think he's in a really tough position and is really looking for the people of this country to stand up and support and realize the truth
It's a double edged sword though, because his funniest comedy style came out of the darkest and shittiest time of his life.
Yep, deep inside he's really happy having Donal Trump as prez of the USA... and because he won't get taxed as much.
And that's the NICE thing you can say about Trump.
One of my favourite quotes from my late dad, "If you don't vote, you vote for whoever gets in!"
@Cliff Hanley Hey there Cliff, thanks for your reply. Think about it! Loads of other readers get it. If you don't stand up and be counted against a policy, party or individual in a democratic society then you are (passively) supporting that policy, party or person.
Too many people think that, "My vote is only one vote, it doesn't really count!" But they fail to understand that there are hundreds, thousands or even more thinking exactly the same which is why, all too often, elections fail to reflect the true mood of the nation.
I ran for local government last year and lost out by just 7 votes. Yes, that's right - just 7. If another 7 or more individuals had been bothered to get out and vote I'd be an elected councillor right now.
Being a part of a democratic nation is an honour and a privilege. But there is a duty associated with that - to take part in that democracy. After all 'democracy' actually means 'the will of the people'.
I actually extend my dad's saying when I hear people criticising politics and I ask - before answering their question - if they voted at the last election? If they answer 'no' then I tell them they have no right to criticise.
@Cliff Hanley Bless you Cliff, and thanks for the chat x
@taher tufenkeji My friend, I'm not in the USA, I'm in another country with a broken government - the UK!
I'm an external observer to the US electoral process and I see many positives to the US system, but way more negatives.
My only advice to you and your friends is to not give up. The worst thing that can happen in the face of this awful, systemic attack on its own citizens is to lie down and do nothing. Make your votes count.
If you have to get a bus and take you and your friends miles to get to your nearest voting station, make sure you vote.
Voting apathy is the enemy of democracy. That's what Trump and his cronies are counting on - so don't let them get away with it.
Pass the word.
Big hugs and much support and prayers, my friend.
If only more people understood the truth in that
@@1Dubbelman Much love to you and those you love, my friend.
This is really well put. It's more simple than we thought. I'm writing this the week of the Woodward/trump CoVid tapes.
"You're not walking with your legs." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Beautifully said!
Did anyone notice that Louis C.K.'s face got really red at the end?
bolowbc no
He fucked up by criticizing Obama. Pretty sure that wasn't in his script, so he won't be invited back on that channel...
his face gets really red all the time
I think he realized he went too far with the Trump criticism. Not that anyone minds.
Jonathan Lehmann
No way! I could listen to Louis say "lying sack of shit" 500 times and enjoy it just as much the 500th time as I did the first!
Add to Playlist, Favourites, FTW!
Beating off is not a crime.
Lol I still love this 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I regret saying it, it doesn't mean it isn't true" Lol 👏👏👏
"He didn't lie to me, he lied to that guy up there. That guy bought it." Perfect!
When he walks through a room, i'm just like; "Nah....." 😂
Oh Lord, bring back Louis C.K. Especially now, we need someone like him - genuine, honest, not afraid to say anything that's in everyone's mind but afraid to say it. In other words, he's our go-to-guy. Please, come back, Louis. (Rememer the movie "Shane"?)
Yeah, I miss LCK. Rogan was talking to Bill Burr about him a while back and apparently he had resurfaced doing new material at a few small shows.
He is back. Check out his special he has on his website.
@@supermarioisacat yeah, he's doing shows, he's just not getting exposure. I bought his new stand up off his website. It was brilliant. Some of his best work, no doubt.
He did make a lot of pedo jokes tho, that made me kinda worried hahaha
LORD, towards the end there... I got hit with so much nostalgia of Craig Ferguson's Awkward Pause. I miss that man
"If you went back and fix all the mistakes you made you erase yourself, there is no point to that" I like that a lot.
I wish Louis CK would adopt me as his younger brother.
He was doing this cos he knew he was about to get cancelled. Pure slime!
Great to see Louis ck and Colbert together
This is why Trump won. Just insults.
thanks for the moral lessons louis and steve
Louis has a good ear for audience, that's why he's so good at delivering his jokes..
I love this man, he describes Trump perfectly..
Nah, you're not walkin' with your legs. Get outta here!
Here, he insulted Trump more than he did in that email😀 Ballsy Louis!
i can't wait for his comeback
that would be grand, source?
I will always & forever be a fan Louie! that's a good man right there
Hey big fan, it's Louis*
Louderplzz Peters I'm referring to his name Louie C.K., but thanks anyway!
Louderplzz Peters the shows is called Louie so I'm sure the man wouldn't mind
It's better than Louise.
"I'm referring to his name Louie C.K." ??
Even in Lucky Louie he wasn't called that.
His *_actual_* name is spelled correctly *_in the title of the video._*
Lol. How thick does a person have to be?
"It's not a political position. He just lies". It's not about who's right and wrong. It's just fact.
Come on Stephen... time to ask him back!
Only some comedy is art. Louis CK is an artist.
My two favorite comedians together = AWESOME!!!
I can't stop giggling. Louis is great, honest man who is awesome at calling out bullshit.
Much love to you Louie C.K. you call it like you see it. Your honesty is brilliant and refreshing more so now than when you said it a year ago.
Best definition so far
I know that guy, the "victim of the lying"
That's what Trump is! And I LOVE Louis CK for saying it!
Colbert enjoyed this so much, no surprise there.
That's the most genuine smile I've seen on that man's face.
Can we just have an hour interview next time? Awesome
"I don't think his name is Donald Trump"
He's right, it's not! His name is Donald Drumpf!
notice how confused the mob is? like do we cancel him or what?!
True to this day
I see Trump supporters are less and less vocal every time Trump does something new. I bet 90% of them won't even identify that they were one; they'll pretend they hated him the whole time
Kynk Gaming Only reason I liked trump is because he wasn't Hillary
pvramidmirrors also that has been going on way before trump buddy
Kynk Gaming r/the_Donald has 10k+ subscribers and keeps growing.
sure, keep lying to yourself. whatever makes you snowflakes feel better.
It's Bush all over again - it was really hard to find people who admitted voting for him (the second time at least) at the end. And now they managed to find someone even more foul & disastrously incompetent. American rightwingers continue to embarrass and hurt their country (and themselves, unless they're rich, straight white men).
I didn't think I could love him more than I already did.
I can always count on Louis to just fucking say what's on his mind and make us all laugh. #savage #legend
Amen!
"If you go back and fix all the mistakes you've made, you erase yourself."
Take note, America - this is how to 'talk straight'.
3:08 "But that guy bought it..."
And his delivery was just so smooth and piercing at the same time.
THEY'RE ABOUT TO DEPORT MY HOMIE LOUIE!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂👍
The irony is John Oliver discovered that "Trump" *isnt* actually his real name XD his heritage revealed that its actually "Drumpf"
#DonaldDrumpf
3:31
If you went back and fix all the mistakes he made, you erase yourself
This is insanely powerful
It’s refreshing ,to hear a true analysis of a person.
Two of my favorite people in one video!
"If you went back and fixed all the mistakes you made you'd erase yourself" Damn Louis is laying it deep
Was not expecting all those words in one sentence! lol.
1:22 Didn’t expect Louis to be that philosophical but wow
Louis CK is a legend ! Respect !
After watching the Louis CK interview with Jimmy Fallon, this interview with Colbert is vastly superior. Colbert doesn't shy away from serious subjects, isn't afraid to take a strong political stance, and the desk slap was genuine.
Jimmy Fallon is a lightweight, humor for millenials..
Not even religious ones as displayed by Colbert v Gervais. Amazing
“Don’t you wish God would just show up and be like nah just joking”
His speech pattern really is a lot like Smigel and it makes everything extra hilarious
Louis was nice at describing Trump, as Louis has a pretty wide language.
Louis C.K is an amazingly underrated comedian, like the late great Greg Giraldo rip.
Mussolini is a better comparison than Hitler but he's in the right ball park
"If you went back in time to fix all the mistakes you made you erase yourself-- there's no point to that."
- Louis C.K.
A nice quote about... America? :D
Louis might need to do that for the women he sexually assaulted.
There was no assault. No one has even used that word.
Well then, I hope you meet him soon.
lol hes not a rapist.
DeathNikki. um.no he isnt stupid bill Clinton is