Libertarian Dad Jokes
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- In homage to Dad Joke videos everywhere, Reason's Andrew Heaton and Austin Bragg try their hand at one-liners, cornball punchlines, and "comedy."
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Written and produced by Austin Bragg, Meredith Bragg, and Andrew Heaton. Shot and edited by Bragg and Bragg. Starring Andrew Heaton and Austin Bragg.
Music: "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod
My favorite is the good old Ron Swanson joke, “The government in this town is excellent, and uses your tax dollars efficiently.”
anti-jokes
"Knock knock"
"Get a warrant"
--- I totally lost it there lol. The secret to humor is surprise, guys, and that right there got me.
:D
1- knock knock
2- GET A WARRANT!
Let's just hope the cops laugh with you, not at you.... o__o !
I laughed at this 1
Get a warrant
I was the 420th like. Hell yeah. Legalize weed nationwide FFS
@@MM-qi5mk Nationwide? Globewide baby!!!!
This is a channel that knows its target audience.
Knock knock:
"You got a warrant! ?".
😂😂
Definitely
Except for that time they said Trump should be impeached
@@lephantomchickn3676 libertarians dont support trump
@@ethandew1768 Fake ones don't
"How can you disappoint a Libertarian with only one Llepo?" That was brilliant!
what is Aleppo. God dam it.
That was the best one, I'm still giggling
That's genuinely funny.
Lord Ruxlin Hogie
me too :D
Not really, I saw it coming.
"well, neither does nation-building, but people keep trying it." lmao
Socialism too
The funny thing about nation building is that as you destroy other nations you create more emigration to European cities destroying European cities. Not only are foreigners destroying Europe but so are the native leftists. That’s a real howl. They’re blaming Jews in Europe as the immigrants take over. Leftists blame Israel while Palestinians would rather be ruled by Israeli law rather than Palestinian law. That’s the funniest joke of all. The dumbest people are leftists. Somehow they’re called intellectuals.
@@harryf2705 you failed to grasp the joke of this channel. leftists are just a scapegoat for you. your insults are meaningless to anyone else but you
@@harryf2705 ok there galaxy brain
@@harryf2705 Europe is free to stop emigration. The governments that aren’t treasonous have.
W E
W A N T
M O S T L Y
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Don't you remember it being creatively destroyed?
Sounds like nation building
I want econ pop back.
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I just want Andrew Heaton, whatever project he decides to work on will be great.
Are there any "conservative" or "liberal" RUclips channels or media outlets otherwise that will willingly poke fun at their target audience like this? I love Reason.
This video pokes fun at abuses by people in the government.
Chris Brown Steven crowder, bill whittle, Alfonzo Rachael.
Freedom toons seems to be a libetarian conservative.
Chris Brown The Young Turks
Didn't The Young Turks drown in their own tears over a year ago?
“I’m not sure that joke works”
“Neither does nation building, but people keep trying it”
I’m dead
Yes, due to an airstrike carried out without congressional authorization! ;-)
I love how Andrew Heaton starts out enthusiastic, and then you can see the realization on his face during the FIAT joke that this isn't going anywhere good...
"Police, we shot your dog, oops, wrong house"... oh man. That was funny.. but in a messed up way.
If I hadn't read so many stories over the years where police officers show up at the wrong property..
probably wouldn't have gotten that one.
I *_REALLY_* wanted that joke to not be funny, but it absolutely was!
That's "gallows humor" for you, showing up at the wrong times and being inappropriately funny
if you like messed up jokes, check out Anthony Jeselnik... he is hilariously dark.
It’s frightening as fuck. Especially if you live in bad neighborhoods.
@@Mandraquex3000 Well, Gallow humor is like pepper, the right amount is good, too much, ruins
everything. And you get ptsd whenever your around pepper.. and go grocery shopping. Past battles
flash before your eyes. Its rough.
"Neither does nationbuilding but people keep trying it"
Okay, I got a laugh out of that.
"What is a lepo?"
"God Damnit!" *walks off set*
That was funny.
I mean, it's been 3 years since you posted this buuuuut... English isn't my 1st language and I don't get it. If anyone sees this, pls explain lmao.
Garry Johnson, the libertarian member in 2016 was asked on CNN a question about Alepo in which he responded "What is Alepo"
@@theocracygames4626 Just saw this, thanks man. :)
@@theocracygames4626 Aleppo..;)
@@theocracygames4626 Obligatory Gary Johnson is a moron and he most definitely does not speak for all libertarians, most of us know something about world politics for one
The Gary Johnson joke at the end though xD
I kept replaying that one joke 🤣
Omg the leppo joke pure gold
smeggie42 I don’t understand it, can you explain it to me please.
Alex Clark Look up Gary Johnson "what is Aleppo?"
That North Korean had me laughing
already heard that one on Tom Woods' 1000th, so I was prepared for it
Well, you can't complain to that joke..
It came from Reagan originally I think
@@ictoan5966 it was told about Franco's Spain, in Franco's Spain. And I suppose it is older than that.
I love how Heston is really trying to be goofy and clever, while Bragg is just so brutal and dark.
I'm glad Libertarians (including Gary Johnson himself) are able to maintain good humor when the media disparages them. It's necessary to be able to laugh some things off. So grateful for the dose of light-heartedness that we get from comedian types on Reason. It's healthy for you.
Gary isn't a libertarian he is a Libertarian.
Big L or little l, you need one for leppo.
Or else it's "conservative that likes weed".
Calling Gary Johnson a Libertarian is the real joke.
Scott Daniels hard to fault the media for that one. Libertarians never shut up about weed. We will forever be linked to stoners until enough people realize that it's a lot easier to convince people to your side if you take the approach of not telling other people what to do but still making good choices yourself.
The police violence jokes in this have really stood the test of time.
The communist jokes also!
Except they haven’t
@@sirdavidr6064 glad someone said it
Always have
The police of seem to be consistent.
I swear, Andrew Heaton is the best thing!!
AKlover ???
Remy is the best thing.
Austin Bragg isn't too shabby either.
1:10 "The Police!!! We shot your dog! SORRY WRONG HOUSE!!!" LMFAO!!!!!!
"Well there's lots of differences..." XD
his completely deadpan character throughout was magnificent lol
Wow. Face palmed so hard, not even universal care could cover the damages.
So like, you lightly tapped your face?
@@danydady6851 LMFAO I was about to say that before reading your comment.
Lol, the delivery made it even more hilarious. 😂
Get a warrant
What is a leppo?
Why hasn’t no one answered this man!?
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A city in syria
Daniel Sosa What is assyria?
@@danielsosa63 have you tried not being on the left? asking for a friend
Holy shit!! You guys made dad jokes funny!! Well done.
I'm crying over here.
Puns are the highest form of comedy.
And if there's any form we Libertarians seek to achieve, it's the highest form.
Chris Hodge puns are the highway form of comedy? Not really
kandysman86 not a highway at all.
kandysman86
Maybe in ancient Greek times, they MAY have been considered a high form of comedy, but most now are pretty fuckin dumb.
please, the Greeks were smarter than that
The highest form of comedy is satire.
Hard to determine what made me cry more: The jokes I laughed at or the ones I didn't.
knock knock. Get A Warrant.
No, YOU get a warrant.
Am I doing this right?
@@darnthatdreamx You need to replace your leppo.
I NEVER comment on videos, BUT you two are pure genius! Only your StarTrek skit comes close.
You have to admit that "Desperate Mayors Compete for Amazon HQ2" was brilliant, though.
"What Happened" is in the Top 3, surely.
Still laughing at "get a warrant". Great job once again guys.
Couldn't stop laughing through the whole thing! 🤣🤣🤣
Legit I watch this every year. The no knock knock knock joke pops into my head and just have to rewatch it 😂😂
This filled the mostly weekly hole in my life for at least one week
shoulda said "for most of one week"
- missed opportunity there
Now I'm mostly disappointed in my self
Guys...that is GENIUS. Well done. Bravo!!!!
I'm dead.
I'm posting this from beyond the grave
Fine. But please, no voting!
Lost it at "Get a warrant"
Police officers without warrants. 4th amendment I think
I lost the FIAT one
This is now one of my go to videos when I want to add joy to my life. I have a 13 year old jerk and someday he will grow up and like this stuff. He is usually the reason i need to find youtube release. The both of you are awesome. In have a BA from a good college, and i have words, but this video is so f****** funny.
Lolbertarianism
#lolbertarianism
Main difference between a libertarian and a lolbertian:
libertarians are consistent
lolbertarians say they are libertarians but are actually hypocrites who support Trump
I didn't think about that. This is true lolbertarianism!
What, what I said?
Oceanjal now there's a movement I can get behind!
I have been waiting for so many years for a reporter to ask Joe or Trump "what do you think about Aleppo? "
Oh my gosh, literally having to pause every 10 seconds because laughing too hard.
Thanks for adding the subtitles; I find it hard to make out what people are saying sometimes and really appreciate it
You guys have struck pure comic gold. I miss hearing from Heaton. I love the interplay between both of you Keep up the great work. I'll show this to everyone at work tomorrow.
Bro, the Fiat one killed me!
Okay, that last one actually made me LOL. Nice job, guys. :)
That “what is aleppo” joke was golden
This is probably the funniest thing on youtube
I love Bragg! He's added a lot to the comedy of Heaton's quality work..
"Knock knock," "get a warrant." Oh my God that delivery was perfect I haven't had a belly laugh like that in a long time.
Just for that I'll give your creative distruction a chance.
I just realized, Beard Man over-explaining the joke is probably trying to imitate Norm MacDonald. For some reason, no one on Earth could make that funny except Norm.
Still want mostly weekly, but good to have Andrew around to counter John Oliver.
The communism one was funny.
Philly 737 nothing's funny about communism
Everything is funny about communism. Or tragic as well.
Well fortunately, the rise not up to you (or me), the communist world revolution is inevitable, and only a matter of time. I would guess, 40 years tops.
I can't complain about that.
It's old.
I love the deadpan delivery
I first heard of Libertarians by reading a alternate history sci-fi titled "The Probability Broach" by L. Neil Smith. First in a nice series. The split point was at the point where Albert Galitin sided with the farmers in the Whiskey Rebellion instead of calming them down.
Fifteen seconds in and already left a like.
Eric Mitchell boy are you going to be sorry. It really takes a downward turn at 17 seconds.
This is my fifth time watching over the years and the last joke still has me in stitches XD
A moment of silence for Seargent Al Llepo, gone but not forgotten.
The thing I appreciate about this channel is that they aren’t above taking digs at libertarians too, especially when they’re hilarious.
The North Korea joke is the best though.
3 years later, I'm still giggling at the Leppo one.
“Knock knock”
“Get a warrant”
“But....but...It’s your grandma.”
I might be more libertarian than I think. I love Remy and these videos.
This is the best thing you've ever done.
That was good. Probably took several takes to get through with no smiles.
The good old days of this channel
That poker face is only equalled by the magnificence of the beard.
Excellent jokes to tell my kids.
I remember the Aleppo question from 2016. The ignorant media barely knew what Allepo was herself.
The irony is that the same media outlets that tried to make Johnson out as a fool now are defending Biden's blunders on a daily basis!
Knock, Knock - Get a warrant!
OK, that is now my favorite knock knock joke.
This pleases me greatly.
Nock Nock!
Get a warrant!
I'm sad to admit I laughed at that one!
What have you got against K?
Lighten it up a bit guys, that was mix of golden jokes and depression.
What did the communist use before candles...
I just got it. lol fuck me
@@Death_Incarnate I think that the communists used to live in a capitalist nation. Since they can't afford electricity in the communist nation, they use candles.
WOW. Just WOW. That was all gold.
(also, you guys were amazing at LibertyCon)
That last one was amazing
I keep coming back to this mainly for the Aleppo joke. So good! Know yourself my fellow Libertarians. It's the only way we're going to succeed.
Not laughing and acting like they don't get their own jokes made me laugh even harder.
The delivery was perfect. Tears are streaming down my cheeks as I type this.
I miss mostly weekly, but this might seriously be the best thing Reason has ever done.
I can't stop watching!!! My favorite ReasonTV clip EVERRRR!!!!
Libertarians have the best humor
The 'knock knock' one. Absolutely hilarious I think my neighbours are sick of my laughter.
Knock, knock got a warrant and the no knock, knock joke were too good.
I'm not saying this is THE GREATEST thing I've ever seen. I'm just saying this is fantastic.
OK you just took dark turn with Arlington cemetary....still funny video.
"During all the foreign wars without congressional authorization." lol
When the comedian is the tough crowd!
What is Aleppo? Oh my God, I just blew coffee all over my laptop..... Dear Lord that's hilarious.....
I got as far as "knock knock-" "get a warrant" before I died laughing
...aaaand A leppo got me the second time
The North Korea and "Get a warrant" jokes were good
You guys HAVE to make more, those were freaking hilarious!!
Hahahaha this was fantastic!
Still funny af six years on
Knock knock, get a warrant! That made me laugh
The last one actually made me lol
The last one was the best, imo
I started laughing about ten seconds after the video ended.
I don't care much for libertarian political perspectives, but I absolutely adore the wit and ingenuity displayed by this pair.
This could be us, but you keep voting for the Duopoly.
Genius. Nothing short of genius.
I'm shocked by the quality of this. It's fantastic!!!!