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  • Опубликовано: 7 янв 2025

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @colinfurze
    @colinfurze  5 лет назад +3544

    Sorry for the massive Gap in uploads people but I'm back with 2 MEGA projects, first of which is the Rip TIRE, then your in for a Star Wars treat. Also been sorting my Merch out due to demand so head over to the furze shop here www.colinfurzeshop.com Thanks for your patience people, I experimented with having a cameraman for this video but think I like it better when I film it myself as I feel it connects me to you you guys more but let me know what you think.

    • @FriedMonkey362
      @FriedMonkey362 5 лет назад +18

      Haters are subscribed too

    • @penisenlargement2319
      @penisenlargement2319 5 лет назад +29

      Well done ur a hard worker

    • @jerichodejuan6854
      @jerichodejuan6854 5 лет назад +26

      I missed that English voice

    • @minibigs5259
      @minibigs5259 5 лет назад +195

      If you drop the cameraman, keep their camera......looked way better than a GoPotato mate

    • @jompert6841
      @jompert6841 5 лет назад +59

      You need to meet master Milo

  • @cicciogrecia
    @cicciogrecia 5 лет назад +6096

    Colin's neighbor has a 'neutral' zone between their properties. Wise move

    • @petrsson
      @petrsson 5 лет назад +55

      👍😅

    • @erikwestrheim804
      @erikwestrheim804 5 лет назад +104

      :0D Colins neighborsn got wild mental and nerve issues.

    • @Sdeep-dh6zm
      @Sdeep-dh6zm 5 лет назад +4

      cicciogrecia sub to me and like and comment on latest video to get a change if winning iphone 11 pro

    • @Kaiwala
      @Kaiwala 5 лет назад +195

      @@Sdeep-dh6zm Fuck off wanker

    • @Harshhaze
      @Harshhaze 5 лет назад +43

      @@Kaiwala Wank off fucker

  • @kingofblacks1680
    @kingofblacks1680 5 лет назад +1244

    Everyone gangsta till colin takes his wheel for a walk

    • @JackHandelman
      @JackHandelman 5 лет назад +4

      Colin you should do a project with the hacksmith or mark rober.

    • @andykilpa
      @andykilpa 5 лет назад +1

      What is your user name and profile pic. I hate it

    • @paulhudson6846
      @paulhudson6846 5 лет назад +3

      @@JackHandelman he did do a project with the hacksmith quite a while back

    • @lysekroneminus6637
      @lysekroneminus6637 5 лет назад +2

      Matthew Yerkes your local racist pizza with a left arm disability

  • @DarkArtGuitars
    @DarkArtGuitars 5 лет назад +432

    Destroyed his slide, his fence, glass planes,...
    Colin: Is it destructive enough? No!!

    • @pr0gengoo96
      @pr0gengoo96 5 лет назад +3

      True Junkrat spirit right there !

    • @RetiredTechnician
      @RetiredTechnician 5 лет назад +3

      And a Halfords rattle can 👌

    • @MichaelAndersen_DK
      @MichaelAndersen_DK 5 лет назад

      needs more kamikaze paint!

    • @Edbrad
      @Edbrad 5 месяцев назад

      Thank god there wasn’t anyone on the other side of it hahaha what must his neighbors think. He just have a bigger house now that he built that tunnel no?

  • @unprecedentedcreations
    @unprecedentedcreations 5 лет назад +571

    Overwatch: lets make a weapon that can never be replicated in real life.
    Colinfurze: 👀

  • @jacklougheed4561
    @jacklougheed4561 5 лет назад +863

    Only on colinfurze:
    does it look right: yes
    Does it sound right: yes
    Is it destructive enough: no, we’ll see you again next episode

    • @themagm1673
      @themagm1673 5 лет назад +39

      When in doubt, put a jet engine on it

    • @adamsmith5913
      @adamsmith5913 5 лет назад +10

      I cant believe he didnt even put steering on it

    • @joesacher
      @joesacher 5 лет назад +7

      Colin and Mythbusters seemed to be the only ones that understand the correct path.

    • @fryncyaryorvjink2140
      @fryncyaryorvjink2140 5 лет назад +1

      Needs a spiral pulse jet

    • @yaj126
      @yaj126 5 лет назад

      @@adamsmith5913 And I can't believe Blizzard gave him an impossible task. You can't have 3 (or even 2) degrees of freedom with a single actuator (the engine), it's physically impossible. The only way he could have improved this would be with flywheels, which is some pretty advanced engineering

  • @joshua8704
    @joshua8704 5 лет назад +777

    Any sponsor: Hey could you...
    Colin: Yes

    • @guy3nder529
      @guy3nder529 5 лет назад +28

      Even if it's Chinese...
      Yes

    • @denoftools
      @denoftools 5 лет назад +29

      When your sponsor support suppression but their check clears 🤩

    • @Animaniac-vd5st
      @Animaniac-vd5st 5 лет назад +4

      Only, if it's not safe!

    • @casualfurry7671
      @casualfurry7671 5 лет назад

      666th Like

    • @angryheathen3463
      @angryheathen3463 5 лет назад +11

      I wonder if they warned him up front about not making any free Hong Kong comments. I like Furze, but he will shill for anyone.

  • @benb.8550
    @benb.8550 5 лет назад +204

    Imagine all the shop work Junkrat has to do every time he needs a new tire for his ultimate.

    • @Харби-щ5с
      @Харби-щ5с 4 года назад +8

      10k$ each bastard must pay

    • @yaboiskalla8197
      @yaboiskalla8197 4 года назад +6

      master F-16 えええ if you hold the right people at gunpoint then the parts are free

    • @ivoryas1696
      @ivoryas1696 4 года назад +2

      Ben B.
      *He* probably doesn't mind!

    • @smoothbrain3814
      @smoothbrain3814 4 года назад +2

      He might have outsourced it to China like everything else!

  • @Probably_Asleep
    @Probably_Asleep 5 лет назад +521

    we need a junkrat skin of this guys outfit. hes earned it.

    • @bansku1137
      @bansku1137 5 лет назад +7

      I mean he already got a fat stack of money from blizzard. Isn't that enough

    • @oscar7478
      @oscar7478 5 лет назад +26

      bansku ok boomer

    • @JavaRivers
      @JavaRivers 5 лет назад +23

      Call it "The Safety Tie"

    • @Ole_Rasmussen
      @Ole_Rasmussen 5 лет назад +8

      @@bansku1137 For the sake of the players, old man. I hate people like you. All that exists to you is money. Your attitude is why the Earth is a sinking ship.

    • @p3eb0
      @p3eb0 5 лет назад

      @@bansku1137 raha ei oo kaikkee elämäs äijät haluu kunno skinei eikä vittu rahnua

  • @SophiaF3499
    @SophiaF3499 5 лет назад +677

    next video: "How i got arrested for making a remote controlled bomb"

    • @TimeLapserPC
      @TimeLapserPC 5 лет назад +1

      XD

    • @Sdeep-dh6zm
      @Sdeep-dh6zm 5 лет назад

      Sophia sub to me and like and comment on latest video to get a change if winning iphone 11 pro

    • @Emiichoco
      @Emiichoco 5 лет назад +14

      @@Sdeep-dh6zm stfu and gtfo

    • @SophiaF3499
      @SophiaF3499 5 лет назад +8

      @@Sdeep-dh6zm
      How about no?

    • @canadiangoose1370
      @canadiangoose1370 5 лет назад +3

      Next video”How I went on a worldwide heist spree”

  • @suppersdinner119
    @suppersdinner119 5 лет назад +504

    Did he just drive a motorized tire into his neighbors garden?

    • @MethLord
      @MethLord 5 лет назад +38

      'Weaponised tyre'* btw as you can see there was a buffer zone between his and his neighbour's fence

    • @AlanTheGreater1
      @AlanTheGreater1 5 лет назад +79

      @@MethLord that smart neighbor knows he NEEDS that buffer zone

    • @veedub2981
      @veedub2981 5 лет назад +23

      The next video he'll drive trough neighbours house

    • @bakrsaqqav4006
      @bakrsaqqav4006 5 лет назад +1

      @@AlanTheGreater1 looll you made my day mate😂😂

    • @kelzuya
      @kelzuya 5 лет назад +2

      @@AlanTheGreater1 I'd put armoured barricades up if he was my neighbour

  • @BlobOfAwe
    @BlobOfAwe 5 лет назад +568

    "Honey, the neighbour's demon tire is out again!"

    • @paulhollier6382
      @paulhollier6382 5 лет назад +12

      "It's okay, dear! It's just that peculiar Colin fellow from down the street. Just ignore it. He'll get bored in a few days, move on to something else, and that will be the end of it. No need to raise a fuss."

    • @Stumbo99
      @Stumbo99 5 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @massivelegend5209
      @massivelegend5209 4 года назад +1

      420 watcha smokin

    • @pickle_2003
      @pickle_2003 4 года назад +1

      Oh that Colin!

    • @ivoryas1696
      @ivoryas1696 4 года назад

      BlobOfAwe
      If it starts barking, I say we shoot it.

  •  5 лет назад +42

    Colin: Is it destructive enough? No! See you next video.
    Junkrat: "If at first you don't succeed, blow it up again!"

  • @dls7637
    @dls7637 5 лет назад +123

    Blizzard : "That's brilliant Colin, but does it explode?"
    Colin : "interesting, see you guys in the next episode!"

    • @thecatpersonuk9962
      @thecatpersonuk9962 5 лет назад +1

      Rico is here: Kaboom?

    • @InsanePigeon
      @InsanePigeon 5 лет назад +3

      aren't they the people that sided with china in suppressing people and human rights?

    • @thecatpersonuk9962
      @thecatpersonuk9962 5 лет назад

      InsaneBird if you’re talking about Rico I am talking about the penguins of Madagascar

    • @InsanePigeon
      @InsanePigeon 5 лет назад

      oh, I didn't see your comment, I was talking about blizzard.

  • @spillerypasata2286
    @spillerypasata2286 5 лет назад +1526

    I only just realised that Colin literally IS Junkrat

    • @noobus1423
      @noobus1423 5 лет назад +33

      Hes not aussie

    • @wsketchy
      @wsketchy 5 лет назад +61

      @@noobus1423 British junkrat then

    • @Gargulmon
      @Gargulmon 5 лет назад +47

      Nelson Lee but aussies were British prisoners

    • @christopherpayne6228
      @christopherpayne6228 5 лет назад +11

      He is Torb

    • @NathansWargames
      @NathansWargames 5 лет назад +43

      @@noobus1423 Aussies are just brits on extended vacation

  • @andrewrice2820
    @andrewrice2820 5 лет назад +81

    His wife is like "wtf do I get him for Xmas!!!"

    • @scottowens398
      @scottowens398 4 года назад +1

      A new tool he doesn't have yet.

    • @pyro_reuploads21
      @pyro_reuploads21 3 года назад +1

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  • @nicholasn.2883
    @nicholasn.2883 5 лет назад +152

    Sensible people: DO NOT PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CNC PLASMA CUTTER
    Colin Furze: how else do you keep the part in place???

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 5 лет назад +24

      He has his safety tie on there is no way he could get hurt.

    • @wardgeys4175
      @wardgeys4175 5 лет назад +3

      my palms were sweating when i saw him doing that, also when his hand was so close to that rotating machine (i srsly forgot what it is called lol)

    • @leefitzgerald8350
      @leefitzgerald8350 5 лет назад +3

      @@wardgeys4175 its a lathe

    • @wardgeys4175
      @wardgeys4175 5 лет назад +2

      @@leefitzgerald8350 yes! a lathe!

  • @Anon-th9je
    @Anon-th9je 5 лет назад +428

    I would be worried but I see he’s wearing his safety tie

    • @jewbearidk
      @jewbearidk 5 лет назад +1

      but its not THE safety tie

    • @benjaminlumsden
      @benjaminlumsden 5 лет назад +2

      He isn't wearing it at 2:34. I genuinely panicked.

    • @meth7209
      @meth7209 5 лет назад +1

      @@benjaminlumsden you are a legend

  • @perigrin6
    @perigrin6 5 лет назад +148

    Does anyone else remember when the only tools he used in a video were a pressure washer, welder, drill, and grinder?
    Talk about growth

    • @cometomyfrontdoor
      @cometomyfrontdoor 5 лет назад +3

      nearly 9 million subs will do that

    • @vidarton
      @vidarton 5 лет назад +4

      I wish he would do a few more videos that are "average shed" tools only, so I can ignore the non-existant warnings to not try it at home.

    • @yaj126
      @yaj126 5 лет назад +2

      And I bet he could still pull this off with only those...

    • @lifeisok7726
      @lifeisok7726 5 лет назад

      Yea, now he uses hammers!

    • @jidragon1
      @jidragon1 5 лет назад

      now that's what i like to call character development 👌

  • @ThatBroAdam
    @ThatBroAdam 5 лет назад +73

    The world around us: Health and safety is important...
    Our man colin: - makes potentially extremely dangerous and (rather fun) creations wearing a shirt and tie.

    • @shevanel92
      @shevanel92 5 лет назад +1

      That's his safety tie; renders him impervious to damage (except for that one time where a turbo blew up on him)

  • @prdiludi4432
    @prdiludi4432 5 лет назад +511

    I just realized this dude was junkrat yeeears before junkrat was a junkrat.

    • @goblin6037
      @goblin6037 5 лет назад +21

      He’s just a sophisticated junkrat

    • @evolifesword5972
      @evolifesword5972 5 лет назад +9

      Junkrat is known to be Australian, so. Colin is literally the British version.

    • @777Seals
      @777Seals 5 лет назад +3

      Everything's coming up EXPLODEY

    • @jjason000123
      @jjason000123 5 лет назад +2

      If junkrat was British 😂

    • @prageeshlalk8844
      @prageeshlalk8844 5 лет назад

      Astrology

  • @aidansmith3821
    @aidansmith3821 5 лет назад +511

    Everytime Junkrat uses his ult he needs to dismantle an entire chainsaw.

    • @zrglow4450
      @zrglow4450 5 лет назад +16

      there is a lot of it in junkyard, so its pretty accurate

    • @zrglow4450
      @zrglow4450 5 лет назад +14

      Lorewise, Junkrat and Roadhog build an actually working tricycle from junk

    • @Flyzoola
      @Flyzoola 5 лет назад +3

      @@zrglow4450 Dude's a genius

    • @frollard
      @frollard 5 лет назад +5

      That's why it takes so long to charge.

    • @drew9017
      @drew9017 5 лет назад

      Yes pleaee

  • @satyamkumarsingh9959
    @satyamkumarsingh9959 5 лет назад +224

    There's a no man's land between his house and neighborhood 😂😂😂
    They know what he's capable of lol

    • @dstaffx
      @dstaffx 5 лет назад +16

      That's where you put your cut grass. Also, they knew Colin lived there and needed to build a buffer.

    • @estone1256
      @estone1256 5 лет назад +6

      They obviously don't know what he's capable of if they think a small strip of grass will keep them safe.

    • @NicolasConnault
      @NicolasConnault 5 лет назад +1

      You mean there's NOW a no man's land...

    • @itsaneternityinthere
      @itsaneternityinthere 5 лет назад +4

      They need a legitimate Trench System so whatever crazy shite goes through has a better chance of getting stuck before reaching the other fence. WW1 it...until Colin makes a homemade tank, then they're buggered. XD

  • @akirakramer8937
    @akirakramer8937 5 лет назад +380

    This man is junkrat: the early years.

  • @cakti581
    @cakti581 5 лет назад +130

    Imagine thinking that your neighbor is mowing their lawn and then looking outside to see them driving a tire with spikes

    • @r1w3d
      @r1w3d 5 лет назад

      Imagine trying to peak through the fence assuming your neighbor is mowing just on the other side.... ☠⚰️

    • @Dawwwg
      @Dawwwg 5 лет назад +4

      ​@@r1w3d After the hoverbike, flamethrower, Wolverine-claws, Starwars-battletank, ricochet, etc, I don't think his neighbour is really impressed by a motorised tyre with spikes on it :)

  • @Soapy132
    @Soapy132 5 лет назад +316

    He looks and sounds like Junkrat before he became Junkrat

    •  5 лет назад

      I clearly need to do a search for this junkrat fellow because I've never heard of him.

  • @Oxazepam65
    @Oxazepam65 5 лет назад +437

    I find amazing that this guy still has 10 fingers.

    • @Siwena
      @Siwena 5 лет назад +22

      Don't give him ideas he might lose some just to have an excuse cyborg himself.

    • @kevinschier8765
      @kevinschier8765 5 лет назад +5

      You joke... Watch his rotating knife belt video. You can watch the spots of blood appear on his shirt from between scenes as the video plays.

    • @floydsworld
      @floydsworld 5 лет назад +1

      Also vision.

    • @axelus22
      @axelus22 5 лет назад +5

      The safety tie protects him

    • @crystalclear3177
      @crystalclear3177 5 лет назад +5

      Maybe he used to have 12

  • @salti-y5911
    @salti-y5911 5 лет назад +45

    This guy is the more fun version of the Hacksmith, I love it.

    • @laslobuckington874
      @laslobuckington874 3 года назад +1

      They should do a crossover actually don't it may result in a destroyed world

  • @Vousie
    @Vousie 5 лет назад +29

    You know, Colin's channel is literally the only channel on RUclips where I'm actually *happy* when he has a sponsored video.

  • @maccaplays8194
    @maccaplays8194 5 лет назад +292

    imagine explaning to the cops that a motorized tier rammed your car

    • @melonemusk
      @melonemusk 5 лет назад +4

      macca plays I mean loose tires hitting cars happens all the time, so it wouldn’t be that hard to explain

    • @andrewbarragan3520
      @andrewbarragan3520 5 лет назад +3

      Someone hasn’t watched “Rubber” before, and I suggest you never do

    • @TheOverArchiver
      @TheOverArchiver 5 лет назад +4

      *tyre

    • @melonemusk
      @melonemusk 5 лет назад

      Julian Zimianitis um I don’t think so

    • @SylerP_95
      @SylerP_95 5 лет назад +2

      @@TheOverArchiver tire*

  • @Moola868
    @Moola868 5 лет назад +52

    "Where was the kaboom? There was supposed to be an _Earth Shattering_ kaboom!" -Marvin the Martian.

  • @elijahdage5523
    @elijahdage5523 4 года назад +7

    I love Colin's thought process. It's just like "We'll strip it down to it's basic parts, stick em all back together and fix whatever doesn't work."

  • @AidenLucente
    @AidenLucente 5 лет назад +218

    "Kamakazi paint job"
    Those words should not go together, but this is colin furze so of course, they do.

    • @Sdeep-dh6zm
      @Sdeep-dh6zm 5 лет назад

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    • @JacktheFireEater
      @JacktheFireEater 5 лет назад +2

      @@Sdeep-dh6zm Shut up nd go away, you're in the wrong place for anyone to actually care. You're actually making sure I will never check your channel out.

    • @AidenLucente
      @AidenLucente 5 лет назад

      @@Sdeep-dh6zm If you actually were, wouldn't you have a video on the said channel about it?
      :)

  • @dvomang
    @dvomang 5 лет назад +624

    He honestly kind of looks like short haired junkrat, and he is just as off his rocker...

    • @cortpet403
      @cortpet403 5 лет назад +3

      I agree.

    • @lukeshaddick7486
      @lukeshaddick7486 5 лет назад +2

      Blizzard where trying to suggest something! :D :D

    • @frankfleischer7238
      @frankfleischer7238 5 лет назад

      yea

    • @haroerhaktak2613
      @haroerhaktak2613 5 лет назад +2

      Isn't colin always off his rocker tho?

    • @jaksilver3656
      @jaksilver3656 5 лет назад +4

      @@haroerhaktak2613 Off his rocker? He used that rocker in an experiment years ago, it hasn't been seen since

  • @dannickpotvinFX
    @dannickpotvinFX 5 лет назад +283

    9y/o kid playing overwatch: dad does that exist Irl?
    dad: no
    colin: hold my plasma cutter

    • @Coldr3x
      @Coldr3x 5 лет назад +1

      Dannick Potvin actually true!

    • @redneckadventures8272
      @redneckadventures8272 5 лет назад +3

      He can afford a plasma cutter but uses a hand saw to cut the chain saw

    • @Sdeep-dh6zm
      @Sdeep-dh6zm 5 лет назад +1

      Dannick Potvin sub to me and like and comment on latest video to get a change if winning iphone 11 pro

    • @Kaiwala
      @Kaiwala 5 лет назад +4

      @@Sdeep-dh6zm Fuck off wanker

  • @Toahmisae
    @Toahmisae 5 лет назад +30

    2:33 kinda happy to see he isn't wearing his tie while working with the lathe

    • @scottowens398
      @scottowens398 4 года назад +2

      Oh, no no no! That's his safety tie, don't ya know. He's indestructible with that thing on.

  • @cjthaboss
    @cjthaboss 5 лет назад +149

    His neighbor is actually an FBI agent keeping an eye on him

    • @christianstorms3950
      @christianstorms3950 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah but FBI headquarter doesn't beliefe him. "Come on, Jerry, you're suspended. Not those stories from your whacky neighbour again. What's this time? Another hover bike? Grappling hook armwrist? Exploding RC 2Stroke tire?"
      "Well, it didn 't explode. Yet."

    • @mothman6264
      @mothman6264 5 лет назад +6

      Wait isn’t he British

    • @NemoConsequentae
      @NemoConsequentae 5 лет назад +4

      Wrong jusdiction. MI5, perhaps, or CIA/NSA?
      And then the little old Russian lady on the other side...?

    • @julianius484
      @julianius484 5 лет назад

      @@mothman6264 He is.

  • @kaspad4529
    @kaspad4529 5 лет назад +94

    Colinfurze on robot wars would actually be the best thing ever

  • @_Unlived_
    @_Unlived_ 5 лет назад +205

    judge: So why was this man arrested?
    police: he attached explosives onto a Tyre and sent it on a suicide mission

    • @thetakengamer4256
      @thetakengamer4256 5 лет назад +15

      Colin: Objection! I didn't intend for it to explode in that man's house! it was an accident!
      Judge: it wasn't meant to explode?
      Colin: Yeah, it was, but not in his house!

    • @jakeryker546
      @jakeryker546 5 лет назад

      Diversity is strength 😆

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 5 лет назад

      @@thetakengamer4256 Colin: Yeah, it was, but not in his house! I was aiming for the other neighbor!

  • @DominikusTV
    @DominikusTV 5 лет назад +44

    I think Colin should give safety ties to his neighbors.

  • @TheOneTrueGhostyBoi
    @TheOneTrueGhostyBoi 5 лет назад +130

    I ca honestly imagine Junkrat scavenging all this stuff and ripping it apart to make his Riptire

    • @dimitar4y
      @dimitar4y 5 лет назад

      In the world of the future, he's probably using some existing toy. Like modern day drones, but in unicycle form.

    • @TheOneTrueGhostyBoi
      @TheOneTrueGhostyBoi 5 лет назад +2

      AlucardPawpad ClownWorld uhhh not really it’s pretty much cannon that he built his weapons from scrap he’s a Junker for Pete sakes he was in a post apocalyptic version of Australia and he built stuff out of junk and scraps in his lore it says he’s a scrapper who used scrap to build his weapons

    • @dimitar4y
      @dimitar4y 5 лет назад +2

      @@TheOneTrueGhostyBoi yea h but i'm describing what would be a realistic equivalent, because nobody said he built his stuff out of literal metal scrap that he had to melt down as pure materials. he could've had some high tech toys to scrap from. yeesh. you know

    • @TheOneTrueGhostyBoi
      @TheOneTrueGhostyBoi 5 лет назад +3

      AlucardPawpad ClownWorld ohh I
      Thought you said he like bought or stole it oof my bad

  • @hylo784
    @hylo784 5 лет назад +38

    Mark Rober and Colin Furze put together would be a man on the FBI’s 10 Most Wanted list

  • @canaan5337
    @canaan5337 5 лет назад +353

    How has British government not recruited him to make gadgets for James Bond yet?

    • @sumvs5992
      @sumvs5992 5 лет назад +29

      How has he not been arrested

    • @ehtuanK
      @ehtuanK 5 лет назад +11

      @@sumvs5992 afaik he has

    • @jasondarling0629
      @jasondarling0629 5 лет назад +14

      Canaan- how do you know he isn't already?......

    • @shackman9566
      @shackman9566 5 лет назад +1

      I think thats his real job.

    • @louiskyemartin2063
      @louiskyemartin2063 5 лет назад +6

      The government *cough cough have been to busy with Brexit 😂

  • @thenerdlored
    @thenerdlored 5 лет назад +68

    Company- Hello Mr. Furzen we were wondering if you could ma-
    Colin Furze: *Yes*

  • @tarballt2739
    @tarballt2739 5 лет назад +33

    Mark rober: im trying to help plant 20000000 trees
    Colin: hehe boom

  • @harveybower9899
    @harveybower9899 5 лет назад +81

    "Ladies and gentlemen, my latest creation!"

    • @jaycab2073
      @jaycab2073 5 лет назад

      Harvey Bower That phrase is SOO much very applicable here hahaha 🤣👌

  • @jacp5628
    @jacp5628 5 лет назад +70

    I've never seen anyone use a lathe with no glasses and start a 2-stroke in an enclosed space and yet still insist on wearing a jacket while welding.

    • @colinfurze
      @colinfurze  5 лет назад +30

      yeah but the skin

    • @biemzam
      @biemzam 5 лет назад +2

      Welcome to another episode of:
      "I wish i said that"

    • @xavierrodriguez2463
      @xavierrodriguez2463 5 лет назад

      @@colinfurze lmao

    • @hltechno454
      @hltechno454 5 лет назад +5

      He’s got the safety tie so he’s fine

    • @GrandDawggy
      @GrandDawggy 5 лет назад +3

      Just left a comment about this myself, genuinely angry i dont care if he wants to do in private but i hate seeing people with viewers not at least say "do as i say and not as i do and wear eye protection"

  • @Diamonddrake
    @Diamonddrake 5 лет назад +161

    I can’t believe he’s not blind. Never wears eye protection.

  • @CubeCyclone
    @CubeCyclone 5 лет назад +56

    "Colin we'd like you to create a hyperdrive for intergalactic space travel, can you do it?"
    Furze: "Yes I can!"

    • @necrosis9429
      @necrosis9429 5 лет назад +2

      "I'ma need a bigger tie for this one"

  • @jtrockhound6016
    @jtrockhound6016 5 лет назад +66

    If he made each side the arm, that allows contact with the ground, move independently with a motor, he could steer it

    • @KontrolYT
      @KontrolYT 5 лет назад +2

      @paul beenis he means move each arm independently with a motor so that it can steer, not give the power to the wheels.

    • @inh92
      @inh92 5 лет назад +6

      Less control = more mayhem = furze

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 5 лет назад +3

      Or he could mount a heavy pendulum in the middle of the wheel which can change the centre of gravity kind of like how you lean from side too side to turn

    • @streetmtb
      @streetmtb 5 лет назад

      Motorcycle tire and your idea your on to a win

    • @kevinliang9502
      @kevinliang9502 5 лет назад

      @@ieuanhunt552 kinda like a steerable bowling ball

  • @zenmasterwannabe
    @zenmasterwannabe 5 лет назад +28

    That thing is dangerous! *..and its about to get worse?*
    Good thing he's wearing his safety tie.

  • @bslamba
    @bslamba 5 лет назад +12

    7:37 just a casual British junkrat in your neighborhood trying his new tyre

  • @cyboygaming1925
    @cyboygaming1925 5 лет назад +28

    Blizzard:Hey Colin can y-
    Colin: *FIRE IN THE HOLE!*

  • @KiemPlant
    @KiemPlant 5 лет назад +48

    7:20 Green filament
    Orange print
    **Visible Confusion**

  • @airsoftoutback3174
    @airsoftoutback3174 5 лет назад +104

    Me: my dog is meaner than yours
    Colin: that’s not a dog, THATS A DOG

  • @TheClonejackjack
    @TheClonejackjack 2 года назад +4

    Im convinced that if Colin Furze wanted to he could build a one man spaceship or make a real life lightsaber.

  • @josephmoseley9372
    @josephmoseley9372 5 лет назад +287

    When the great war occurs
    Every other country: We have nuclear weapons
    The UK: We have a Furze

    • @dylanhiatt1233
      @dylanhiatt1233 5 лет назад +2

      Joseph Moseley in his bunker he has chainsaw attached to the barrels of guns

    • @felixfeldbrugge9674
      @felixfeldbrugge9674 5 лет назад

      Speaking of nuclear weapons the UK does has made some nuclear weapons but I don't know what happened with them.

    • @thepengu1no227
      @thepengu1no227 5 лет назад +2

      @@felixfeldbrugge9674 those're also in Colin's basement, behind the wolverine claws and hand-flamethrowers

    • @majin64
      @majin64 5 лет назад +3

      ​@@felixfeldbrugge9674 they store them in scotland .. which aparently offends them

    • @tunaconsuma
      @tunaconsuma 5 лет назад +2

      Richard MacCorkindale most of the active ones are in missiles on nuclear submarines of the Royal Navy

  • @SourTomato-tb5rc
    @SourTomato-tb5rc 5 лет назад +25

    man suffocates him self by trapping himself in his shed with burning petrol

  • @austingarrett3334
    @austingarrett3334 5 лет назад +28

    Remember
    freedom for Hong Kong
    Nice build by the way, turned out great so far, can’t wait to see what you have planned!

  • @vibin_psilocybin
    @vibin_psilocybin Год назад +1

    Over the past many months I started at your very first video and am making my way, chronologically through your work. This jump in videography and editing is so, so good! I just had to say that for some reason. It's great

  • @chauvetwoods95
    @chauvetwoods95 5 лет назад +174

    Next, we’re gonna’ need him to build a Guardian from Breath of The Wild..

    • @shad8738
      @shad8738 5 лет назад +8

      Not effective. Too many pot lids

    • @thejudgmentalcat
      @thejudgmentalcat 5 лет назад +1

      The meathook shotgun from Doom Eternal.

  • @MaribAbbasi34
    @MaribAbbasi34 5 лет назад +131

    Store refills stock after the last time colin came
    Comes back of
    Staff: oh no

  • @gexwex
    @gexwex 5 лет назад +31

    Blizzard trying to gain "good" reputation

    • @steampunkskunk3638
      @steampunkskunk3638 5 лет назад +2

      This would have been organised months ago, before the "incident"

  • @paul_109
    @paul_109 4 года назад +1

    Imagine his neigbour, peacefully sitting in his garden, enjoying the sun and suddenly a spiky tire just breaks through your fence

  • @CharlesWongcrinklecut
    @CharlesWongcrinklecut 5 лет назад +183

    Is he securing his sheet on a plasma cutter WITH HIS HANDS

    • @simonh317
      @simonh317 5 лет назад +56

      Watch his others videos - Colin wears a SAFETY TIE.

    • @OneMouseGaming
      @OneMouseGaming 5 лет назад +29

      I saw that and cringed so hard. They make metal hold-downs, even weighted hold downs just for a sheet cutter like his.
      between that and no Eye pro he was playing with fire this episode, and that is for a man that builds pulse jets for fun. Metal in your eye SUCKS!!!

    • @pogtonium5084
      @pogtonium5084 5 лет назад +7

      thats why blizzard asked him to make the tire

    • @notseven3758
      @notseven3758 5 лет назад +4

      Yes that is colin, been here since the beginning and let me tell you that's nothing compared to other things

    • @viktor_v-ughnda_vaudville_476
      @viktor_v-ughnda_vaudville_476 5 лет назад +3

      One Mouse Gaming it does suck but he’s a nut so I’m sure he knows

  • @dom7015
    @dom7015 5 лет назад +22

    Did anyone else think for a second that he was actually gonna turn it into a bomb?😂

  • @captainpepsi353
    @captainpepsi353 5 лет назад +99

    Very awkward time to make an overwatch video. ***free hong kong***

    • @weevil_man
      @weevil_man 5 лет назад +1

      Dawson Trask Agreed

    • @JediSentinal
      @JediSentinal 5 лет назад +1

      i dont watch news sooooo, what happend/is happening?

    • @simplystupidity7926
      @simplystupidity7926 5 лет назад +5

      Jedi Sentinel idk who or what started it but Hong Kong is protesting Chinese rule because they’re oppressive as fuck and because of China is oppressing them but because of this becoming one of the biggest humanitarian crisis of the year obviously everyones talking about it and I don’t know what happened exactly but from what I understand is that a famous overwatch/blizzard game steamer commented on how the situation was fucked up and free Hong Kong to which blizzard banned him from playing their games and stopped endorsing them so the Chinese government will still allow blizzard to keep selling their games basically selling themselves out to a evil regime

  • @steviemccool4872
    @steviemccool4872 5 лет назад +15

    Everyone: WEAR SAFTY GLASSES
    Colin: bless you

  • @mike_van_in
    @mike_van_in 5 лет назад +59

    Needs just a smidgen of steering in there somewhere, along with cowbell.

  • @thomaspeter1550
    @thomaspeter1550 5 лет назад +301

    Blizzard trying to act as if everything were ok

    • @EgorKaskader
      @EgorKaskader 5 лет назад +54

      They've probably sponsored this WELL before the whole debacle, and I'd imagine they have far bigger issues now than to tell Furze about it (such as I dunno, *pissing off a significant portion of their players, their staff, and even some politicians* for one), and Furze probably hasn't even heard about the scandal...

    • @Makujah_
      @Makujah_ 5 лет назад +5

      Everything is: Classic is great, diablo anounced, people who broke the rules of the contract got punished with appropriate severity.

    • @carpetsomething
      @carpetsomething 5 лет назад +3

      @@EgorKaskader wait what was the scandal?

    • @moopyhedgehog6037
      @moopyhedgehog6037 5 лет назад +11

      @@Makujah_ it goes way further than that buddy

    • @EgorKaskader
      @EgorKaskader 5 лет назад +20

      @@carpetsomething Long story short, at the risk of leaving out details: Hearthstone professional player (from Hong Kong) won a tournament, on his winning stream put on a mask and said (in Chinese) something along the lines of "Liberate Hong Kong, revolution of our time". He lost the prize money, got banned from professional competitions for a year, the two hosts running the stream got banned from running Blizz streams, the internet had an utter uproar. Then the BlizzChina's statement got translated, saying something akin to "We'll uphold the honour of our country". Don't recall the exact quotes. It kept going downhill for Blizzard from then on. Ugly stuff. The player *did* break a contract clause, mind...

  • @adamc456
    @adamc456 5 лет назад +60

    Furze is back!!!

  • @otfox
    @otfox 5 лет назад +137

    I wonder if this would be useful for the hong kong protestors

  • @Toaha48
    @Toaha48 5 лет назад +28

    Breaks off handle, "oh there was a bolt there"

  • @delfininsjezus
    @delfininsjezus 5 лет назад +54

    Colin be like: who needs threadlocker? *Welds screw*

  • @carlevfra
    @carlevfra 5 лет назад +112

    No safety glasses? No problem!
    Engage safety squints!

  • @mirza6399
    @mirza6399 5 лет назад +1

    Normal people's neighborhood oh look johns walking his dog.
    Colins neighborhood ,hey look colins walking his spikey, self driving ,death tyre of doom and destruction.

  • @charlesh1696
    @charlesh1696 5 лет назад +59

    England: doesn’t allow guns
    Colin: I’m about to end this mans whole career

    • @dhruvpatel2107
      @dhruvpatel2107 5 лет назад

      C Hawthorne he has an rpg hanging on his roof

  • @KR7PT
    @KR7PT 5 лет назад +14

    The day Mark Rober and Colin Furz3 collab on something like this, is the day the world stops spinning.

  • @ALAPINO
    @ALAPINO 5 лет назад +79

    If the legs were controllable you could get the device to be steerable. Just a thought.

    • @hughneutron6104
      @hughneutron6104 5 лет назад +8

      ALAPINO yeah, he could have independent brakes on the jockey wheels, like the steering on a tank or a bulldozer

    • @poo5312
      @poo5312 5 лет назад

      69- nice

  • @LordArlack
    @LordArlack 5 лет назад

    I'd like to say I really appreciate you not having a load of ads. You are one of the few RUclipsrs I still watch because of just how many ads many others think they need to cram into 10 minutes of video.
    Keep up the awesome creations!

  • @shiploaf3180
    @shiploaf3180 5 лет назад +13

    Dude I love how much energy this guy has. He sounds so excited when anything happens

    • @mumuse1758
      @mumuse1758 2 года назад

      This is what this world needs

  • @ofoofo
    @ofoofo 5 лет назад +170

    Decorate this with some liberate Hong Kong art.

    • @Mo_Kit4869
      @Mo_Kit4869 5 лет назад +2

      Lmao yes

    • @tarzaan2603
      @tarzaan2603 5 лет назад

      Nailed it

    • @readjackson2813
      @readjackson2813 5 лет назад +12

      After he is paid so long as he won’t be sued for violating some contract, yea

    • @scottland8698
      @scottland8698 5 лет назад +1

      To quote the senate “dew it!”

    • @The_Jovian
      @The_Jovian 5 лет назад +4

      What, and get him suspended without pay for 6 months?

  • @its_absol
    @its_absol 5 лет назад +50

    Colin furze is the maker of everything we wish existed in real life

    • @alansmall9071
      @alansmall9071 5 лет назад +3

      And now it does exist because Colin has built it 😊

  • @A_real_brick
    @A_real_brick 5 лет назад +7

    Game company: hey Colin can you ma-
    Colin: yes

  • @MrToast_
    @MrToast_ 5 лет назад +274

    Colin uploads
    Isn’t filmed on tripod
    Visible confusion

    • @Escapeexes
      @Escapeexes 5 лет назад +28

      Seriously, I get this was probably heavily sponsored but a dedicated camera man kinda killed the whole Furze's DIY feeling.

    • @oatmealraisin2155
      @oatmealraisin2155 5 лет назад +9

      I was literally only going through the comments to see if someone else noticed

    • @BrettBernier
      @BrettBernier 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah made me wonder if this was the first time he had a cameraman

    • @ImShellback
      @ImShellback 5 лет назад +1

      Well I thought that it killed his style abit and as it seems from colins comment he felt it aswell

    • @skinbazz1226
      @skinbazz1226 5 лет назад +1

      He mentioned in the comments about this. Still rocking it in the shed though!

  • @kriskropd
    @kriskropd 5 лет назад +12

    I can think of nobody more appropriate for this project.

  • @zauberbaum1830
    @zauberbaum1830 5 лет назад +32

    8:33
    "It painted itself"
    - Colin 2019

  • @deans7200
    @deans7200 5 лет назад

    When it painted itself and you was like yeaaaa RIP tyre . . . . Your a legend I have followed u since before a million views and your original stuff your oldest videos you been going years bro and deserve all the success you have achieved over the years 😁😁👍

  • @ulogy
    @ulogy 5 лет назад +146

    1: Nicely done, as always Furze.
    2: Liberate Hong Kong, revolution of our age!

    • @becketthor
      @becketthor 5 лет назад +3

      Eulogy what about Chile?

    • @judebowers5065
      @judebowers5065 5 лет назад +17

      @@becketthor Blizzard the company who made overwatch censored hong kong protest related things to not lose chinese money

    • @jpstackk
      @jpstackk 5 лет назад +1

      Jude Bowers It’s Heartstone not Overwatch. Director of Overwatch is actually against the penalty decision himself. IDIOT

    • @shadowsketch926
      @shadowsketch926 5 лет назад +9

      @@jpstackk check yourself before anything else you fucking moron, both those games are made and owned by blizzard, and blizzard is the company in question, even if the director of overwatch is against what happened with blitzchung, he most likely wont open his mouth for fear of losing his job because the chinese money is too good, and thus furthering their global censorship, you idiot.

    • @Nanobot02
      @Nanobot02 5 лет назад +1

      @@becketthor We do Chile next Week.

  • @LuigIan2000
    @LuigIan2000 5 лет назад +61

    A bit disappointed he didn’t say “fire in the hole”

  • @no_power
    @no_power 5 лет назад +219

    Chinese police gonna use this thing to fight the protesters

    • @Whichevertea23
      @Whichevertea23 5 лет назад +43

      Surprisingly took me a while to find a blizzard vs hong kong comment

    • @Stephane1995
      @Stephane1995 5 лет назад +12

      @@Whichevertea23 yeah I'm going to wait and see whether mine gets deleted. Another commenter (replying to furze's comment) already claimed his comment got deleted

    • @brantwedel
      @brantwedel 5 лет назад +4

      This comment is band in China!

    • @Stephane1995
      @Stephane1995 5 лет назад +5

      @@brantwedel lol duh, RUclips is banned in China

    • @SnowyRivals
      @SnowyRivals 5 лет назад

      @@Whichevertea23 Blizzard wins

  • @asoto420
    @asoto420 5 лет назад +4

    Colin's Neighbors: Can you take it easy this weekend?
    Colin: Sure I'll just go play some video games for a while...
    *Later that day*

    • @captaincaveman177
      @captaincaveman177 3 года назад

      i hope he never watches Phineas and Ferb.... ah what the hell, whats the worst that can happen

  • @harvey_weenstain8857
    @harvey_weenstain8857 5 лет назад +136

    How to neutralize a colin furze: hide his stud welder

  • @Sunnywastakentoo
    @Sunnywastakentoo 5 лет назад +78

    Maybe the boys in Hong Kong would put this to good use.

    • @mrpizzacat8273
      @mrpizzacat8273 5 лет назад +8

      Sonny Parker don’t say that, (eyes shift left and right) Winnie the Pooh might hear you

  • @everettjones270
    @everettjones270 5 лет назад +11

    His neighbors must have been asking what kind of pet he has that can rip through a fence

  • @nicolaslocke1433
    @nicolaslocke1433 5 лет назад +28

    Now, just need the steering mechanism that James uses on his BB-8 builds.

  • @bladeefan95
    @bladeefan95 5 лет назад +77

    I cannot comprehend why you would dislike any of his vids

    • @jpmusik6969
      @jpmusik6969 5 лет назад +9

      People just hate the straight up presence of Overwatch in absolutely anything

    • @guanqiaowang7586
      @guanqiaowang7586 5 лет назад +24

      probably because of the Blizzard controversy

    • @illicitbike2782
      @illicitbike2782 5 лет назад

      @@guanqiaowang7586 Which the whole thing was stupid on all ends. The company fucked up and admitted it but the community isn't admitting shit

    • @wiegershitpostcollective
      @wiegershitpostcollective 5 лет назад +4

      @@illicitbike2782 arent the players still banned tho?

    • @fred_e
      @fred_e 5 лет назад +3

      @@illicitbike2782 Admitting one was wrong doesn't mean anything when one doesn't seek to make amends.

  • @Riftfacter
    @Riftfacter 5 лет назад +7

    I just want to hear Colin say "What a perfect day for some mayhem!"

  • @LennyMLGDorito
    @LennyMLGDorito 5 лет назад +89

    My Junkrat Main heart just exploded while watching this.

    • @M3RS.
      @M3RS. 5 лет назад +2

      You know what he says... „Everything is coming out explody!”

    • @lottie0903
      @lottie0903 5 лет назад

      same here, I was smiling so much!

    • @villaininc.9613
      @villaininc.9613 5 лет назад +1

      Lady's and gentlemen... Start your engines!

    • @danielf3623
      @danielf3623 5 лет назад

      Pretty sure Junkrat is the closest Colin has ever been to being a playable character in a video game.

  • @carlossimon1427
    @carlossimon1427 5 лет назад +1

    yk what's funny?
    Colin uses whatever he builds on an airtrack to test it, but he never uses an airplane there! XD