I once went to a Waffle House in Denver, and these one's are prepared for blizzards. My drunk ass poured myself into a Waffle House and ordered my hash browns smothered and covered. Fell asleep in the booth. Not only did they put a blanket on me, they charged my phone; Not just a Waffle House, it's a fuckin' Waffle Home.
As a California guy, the first time I went to a Waffle House, I asked if I could buy a mug. The waitress looked at me like I was crazy and said "uhh... most people just take 'em"
I use to go to a Dennys late at night with coworkers when I was 18. Our regular waitress had an ankle monitor and took everyone’s orders sitting on my lap. That’s weird but 18 year old me didn’t mind.
@@Stevie8654 reminds me when i was in a bar drinking beer with my friends all age 14~ we had a waitress who was about 40 and did the same. Didn't mind at that age. Probably would now lol. Well at least they gave us a free schnaps sometimes. Germany though.
@@janellerollins5893 It doesn’t matter. You go to Waffle House for the experience, the food is just a bonus. For best results, find one in the sketchiest part of town and go at like 1-4am. But make sure you’re armed, and I personally wouldn’t go alone but if you do make sure you tell someone where you’re going and when👍
The damp part had me dying. They wash the menus with a rag and a lot of the time just leave damp menus on a damp table. That being said for those of us in the south that spent all night getting fucked up and need to force ourselves to get a meal in around 3am Waffle House always came in clutch. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve been trashed in a Waffle House
Thats shit had me dying because ive been to a waffle house very many times after last call at the bar. The menus were either sticky or hard to pick up because they were so wet😂
@noahjones4237 probably never but then again the massive amount of poop in the entire western US due to miles upon miles of homeless encampment are better huh? Better to live in the south than that poo pile called california.
As someone who grew up in the south, then moved to California, the quality of Waffle House decreases the further away from Atlanta you are. Arizona Waffle Houses? Keep driving eastward until you cross the Mississippi RIver...
If you're from the nicer parts of California it's pretty rare. Southern California especially is segregated based on wealth. Poor folks and rich folks don't mix too much. I never saw an ankle monitor or knew anybody that had to wear one until I moved to the Midwest.
@@mjwbulichAnkle monitors were literally made for the wealthy so they don’t have to stay in jail after their DUIs lol I wouldn’t be surprised if Paul Pelosi has one on right now
@@mjwbulich that’s actually not very true at all, as someone from Southern California, born and raised , I would say all classes of people interact whether it be in the workplace or just going shopping. This is not Tampa Florida.
I’m from SoCal too and I remember the first time going to the waffle house, ordering gluten-free etc. etc. they looked at me like I literally just pulled a cock from my mouth
If the floor doesn’t have that coat of dirty mop water slickness & the cook doesn’t look slightly non work-related stressed out, I don’t want it. I fucks with Waffle House every time 👊🏾
This is so true. I went once and the window and walls were wet and fogged up, the chef was smoking outside near the dumpster, there was a drug addict outide. It was wild.
I remember when I was 15 I was going through awful depression, which made eating difficult. I went to Georgia with my parents to visit some family, and I actually had a appetite when we went to Waffle House for breakfast. I ate like a champion. I guess it was the change of scenery that cheered me up, but I’ll never forget when Waffle House had my back.
Yo the best Waffle House I've ever been to was like an hour outside of Atlanta. Dude was like 6'4 with dreads to his asshole and he made me the best bacon egg and cheese I've ever had in my life
@@BootyThumbsLLc Georgia has the best Waffle Houses and I will die on that statement. I don’t care how many health protocols and Covid-immunity-hairs in the food there are it will always slap. Also, where at? Cause I live an hour from Atlanta
i work at waho just moved to a new store they said it was remodeled 9 months ago. there was nine months of build up in the dish pit. i closed the store on my shift and scraped everything clean 😭
haha I’m from Ga and I approve of this message! Don’t understand the love for waffle house at all. 😂 Well done. He described everything I’ve been feeling my whole life and I couldn’t have described it better myself. Love it
@@keithmays8076not really, we in the midwest date are cousins, not are siblings so it's less common at waffle house stil certainly happens since you merely have to wait but it can be couple hours.
True story, when I was taking my first ServSafe class, the guy teaching the course said his favorite place to visit is Waffle House. Why? Because they somehow manage to literally do everything wrong in terms of clean and safe cooking and such, but Waffle House is pretty much never linked to food related illnesses. I blame the fact that most people going to Waffle House is mostly alcohol pickled and immune to such trifles.
To counter that point, it is rare to be able to watch your food being cooked, so if you care you can at least watch... if it goes from the hot griddle to a clean plate, thrn you'll probably be okay.
ill never forget, when i was in high school after our football games then entire team, cheerleaders, and parents would all goto the waffle house down the street from our school. i guess they all had a bad night because the minute we walked in the entire staff quit and walked out except the manager. so the parents and some kids lit went behind the counter and with the direction of the manager cooked the food for the entire place. good times, only a place like waffle house can give you that type of experience
My buddies mom was the manager at the waffle house and his brother worked there too. We'd go there SHITFACED all the time at like 3 am and usually got drunk with them too
I was working the third shift at one of the Waffle Houses in Athens, and UGA's chapter of ΤΕΦ had their post-initiation party at my store. The one other server and I got slammed in about 5 minutes, but stuck with it.
We take pride in Waffle House down here n Louisiana. The one near my house has had three shootings occur and a multitude of robberies! If your Waffle House hasnt been robbed then it's a bad waffle house.
Born and raised in Louisiana, one of the things I've missed the most after moving away is having a Waffle House on nearly every interstate exit on I-10/I-12. Thankfully there's still a few in Colorado.
It's like Waffle House's version of Michelin stars. "Ooh! This one has been robbed several times! It must be good if they're getting enough business to warrant robbery!"
Trevor Wallace was actually our pledge master when we were frat bros in college. He was always super funny and good at acting. It’s hard not to laugh like barely 10 seconds into his videos.
Took my 17 year old niece and 13 year old nephew to Waffle House recently, and my nephew said “Waffle House is like a bathroom but with food” sounds pretty accurate. 🤣 each of us was missing something from our order and weren’t even mad, just accepted that it’s a Waffle House and to be expected 🤣
Waffle House is almost always dirty, too crowded, has sticky menus, and occasional rude waitresses (who are almost always over worked), but they NEVER get my order wrong. The one place that always gets it right sadly 😂.
And the best part is is it’s still one of the best breakfasts you can get anywhere that isn’t the local diner… honestly if say they are almost on par with each other, though the local diner does have the edge
I've been to a waffle house ONCE, right after we totaled our car and had no where to go we had a bite to eat, gosh dang it guys it was the most calming experience I've ever had, and one of the cute server boys gave me a free hashbrown, and I've never felt so special
Waffle House is the equivalent to a gas station bathroom and we all know this yet will always go because they never close. There is always an unknown sticky substance on the floor and napkins everywhere. Their food is actually pretty decent and if it isn't crowded and the workers aren't being super loud then you know the food is gonna be bad. It's the only restaurant I've been to with a jukebox and Michael Jackson is always playing so that's nice. Oddly enough the bathrooms are usually the cleanest part.
I used to work at a waffle house and I love this lmao Btw "everything feels wet" because we wipe down tables after every guest, but when it's slammed we end up needing to do it right before we seat tables, so the wet means it's freshly cleaned basically And yes our chefs absolutely smoked (weed) between every customer. But we did it outside at least!
Chef gotta smoke between orders, gotta keep the creativity juices flowing. Some of my ABSOLUTE BEST food ever came out the Waffle House kitchen! Carry on amazing chef's & wait staff...carry on & thank y'all 😊
If the Waffle House cool had a pony tail and a bunch of tats you know your food is going to be done fast and it will be good. Nothing better than an ex con working the line at WH.
What's funny is I went one time at like 3am and it was on the night of 4/20 and EVERYONE was fucked up in the waffle house. Really is the place to go if you are hungry and fucked up in the middle of the night
Crazy thing is how fast, cheap, and good the food is. Waffle house and cook your delicious hot meal from scratch and less time than it takes McDonald’s to heat up something that came frozen precooked. I think the secret ingredient is prep cooking during the slower hours and using a very limited table of ingredients. So basically everything it’s brought up to about 80% correct in advance and all they have to do is finish it off; this is also a technique shared by Chinese cooking because the Chinese culture places a high value on always having hot food available. If you ever tried making Chinese food at home you’ll know if there’s a ton of prep steps but you can basically put it on pause at any point and the final cooking only takes a few minutes. Second six secret to speed and cheapness is they use very few and inexpensive ingredients. So the restaurant can gain massive savings by economy of scale and minimizes the learning curve for any new staff. Waffle House basically just does burgers, waffles, eggs, potatoes, chicken, toast. That’s a very small ingredients list. It means basically all the cooking synergizes so you can basically just start in front of whatever ingredients and guarantee virtually any order is going to get at least one component from it. It’s fascinating how amazingly well Waffle House is optimized.
Went with a buddy from Ireland after the bar one night and saw a fight which was my first fight ever seen there as well. He just went "If xanax and beer were a single person this place is it" 😂
As someone who lives in Minnesota, I've only been to a waffle house once in Florida. Damn good waffles. The place was somehow both sticky and wet, completely crowded, and had the mix of everyone you'd expect to live in lower class Florida
@@naoedouard4422 Californian here. I suspect people here are so used to eating at fancy, clean establishments that they’re not comfortable with Waffle House’s aesthetic and cleanliness. I’ve never been to a Waffle House but I want to check it out one day.
I’m Californian and when I visited Virginia, our first breakfast there was Waffle House. It was my first time being there and I never felt more at ease, the servers and cooks were beyond friendly even having their own conversation/arguments in the back as if they were family and the food was incredible. The food gave me enough fuel to drive nonstop straight to NJ where we stayed at the Borgata hotel in Atlantic City, as soon as I got there I checked for the closest Waffle House and it was about 70 miles away… guess where I ate breakfast the next day lmao. Long story short, we ate Waffle House 4 times on our 6 day trip.
Trevor has portrayed so many types of people so accurately, I genuinely cannot comprehend what his actual personality is
Transhuman
watch stiff socks and you'll understand
@26 Mic I didnt laugh :(
@26 Mic
Not funny.
Didn't laugh.
@26 Mic nah they weren't funny and don't advertise yourself under other people's videos or I don't like you by deafult
I once went to a Waffle House in Denver, and these one's are prepared for blizzards. My drunk ass poured myself into a Waffle House and ordered my hash browns smothered and covered. Fell asleep in the booth. Not only did they put a blanket on me, they charged my phone; Not just a Waffle House, it's a fuckin' Waffle Home.
that's so sweet awh
@26 Mic .
@26 Mic yeah they were bad
Bro. Good story.
@26 Mic go
As a California guy, the first time I went to a Waffle House, I asked if I could buy a mug. The waitress looked at me like I was crazy and said "uhh... most people just take 'em"
Bro same, I was staying at a hotel next to one, asked to buy a mug, waitress said just tip me and I didn’t see nothing. 🤣
"Our waitress has a walkie-talkie taped to her ankle!"
I use to go to a Dennys late at night with coworkers when I was 18. Our regular waitress had an ankle monitor and took everyone’s orders sitting on my lap. That’s weird but 18 year old me didn’t mind.
@@Stevie8654 reminds me when i was in a bar drinking beer with my friends all age 14~ we had a waitress who was about 40 and did the same. Didn't mind at that age. Probably would now lol. Well at least they gave us a free schnaps sometimes. Germany though.
“Hahahaha!”
Waffle House arrest
"It smells like high cholesterol and court appearances" 😂😂😂
Lmfaoo
Court appearances are a fact though 👌
No way you repeated a joke made in the video with laughing emojis your so cool!
@@Robiflies your life must be very fulfilling for you to be upset that someone finds a joke funny enough to repeat
I felt that soooooo much both my guy
If they aren’t arguing in the back the food isn’t going to be good
*they’re
@26 Mic subbed
Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?
They had to shut down the Waffle House near me due to fighting but the waffles were good as hell
Fax
If Waffle House suddenly becomes a safe place to go then I will stop going. The atmosphere is insane.
But how is the food?
@@janellerollins5893 I’m not answering this question. Just go. It’s a different world.
@@janellerollins5893 It doesn’t matter. You go to Waffle House for the experience, the food is just a bonus. For best results, find one in the sketchiest part of town and go at like 1-4am. But make sure you’re armed, and I personally wouldn’t go alone but if you do make sure you tell someone where you’re going and when👍
The Federal Government has an index based on how resilient a Waffle House is to danger.
It's a safe place to go when you're a teen with no car and got booted from work early or if there's a hurricane coming
The waffle houses here in Dallas always has that one mad silent chef, three ladies that act like siblings, and the one high excited manager
The accuracy in being lowkey disgusted by everything, high key disgusted by certain things, AND the food turning out surprisingly good is too on point
The fact that I got it to 999 like and not 1,000 hurts my soul
LoWkeY
HiGHkEy
@@Xannyphantom905 do u see ur username? and u think u can judge people over nothing?
The dampness for sure too
@@Xannyphantom905 that's what I was thinking about
“That tastes like salt, elbow grease and a misdemeanor” had me dying💀💀
Waffle House looks smells and tastes like cigarette butts lmfao
Same 🤣
"Not a prop." That's how you know it's accurate.
The damp part had me dying. They wash the menus with a rag and a lot of the time just leave damp menus on a damp table. That being said for those of us in the south that spent all night getting fucked up and need to force ourselves to get a meal in around 3am Waffle House always came in clutch. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve been trashed in a Waffle House
Thats shit had me dying because ive been to a waffle house very many times after last call at the bar. The menus were either sticky or hard to pick up because they were so wet😂
Ey at least they wash em. Up north a lot of places don't even let their employees speak the word "sanitation"
So…
I work there and I love it:)
The reason for the wet menus is because of the high turnover. Know this:)
Means it’s cleaned:)
@@QuikVidGuylove the flag fan 💗💛💙
“Is anybody else’s menu wet” 😂 was my exact impression when I first visited a Waffle House.
TRUTH
is it because they disinfect it, or is it just moist in there 😭
Ugh when he said tht i felt so uncomfy.. dky i just hated the feeling of wetness😣😣
Mine has always been sticky, not wet. That sounds like it was cleaned
Either sticky or wet
It disappoints me how accurate this is. One of the waffle house around here had a homeless man living in the ceiling and fell through one day.
😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂
Lord have mercy lmao
😳🤭😨😱
He wasn’t homeless, he had a roof over your heads.
Waffle Houses really are always damp. Chairs, menus, counter, your mug before coffee and the bathroom floor.
How do you know the floor is damp...😅
Could have something to do with cleaning. Give it a try sometime.
@ArtistBrianSheffield yeah but like, did he touch....THOSE floors? And if so when was his last checkup? 😳
@noahjones4237 probably never but then again the massive amount of poop in the entire western US due to miles upon miles of homeless encampment are better huh? Better to live in the south than that poo pile called california.
You forgot the two old truckers who have been meeting there so long that they practically own the stools they sit on
As someone who grew up in the south, then moved to California, the quality of Waffle House decreases the further away from Atlanta you are. Arizona Waffle Houses? Keep driving eastward until you cross the Mississippi RIver...
Moved to Mississippi from Texas; I can confirm this is 100% accurate.
Waffle House is gross! Dennys til I die!
@@xDankNuance420
Does Dennys have a wether system based off if they are open, I think not.
Waffle house till I die.
And the waffle houses in Atlanta (also Jackson, MS) after a certain hour you bring a gun if you tryna make it out alive
It's not too bad here in Delaware. The hair part tho LOL I've literally seen it, oh well at least it's pretty cheap.
She’s on probation!…“Is that like a medicine?” 😂 yes.
I’m scared if this is the Waffle House my granny works at
Do you do lattees? Nah but we catch stools thrown by irate customers quite well.
@@UrTherapist911 fun fact; there’s about 2100 Waffle House’s across the USA, I think your Grandma is fine.
@@FunFacts1212 😧
Not necessarily probation.. She could be waiting for trial(bail)
I feel like a Californian would know what an ankle monitor is 😂
Yes but other states are retarded and think we're all like the morons they see on TV
If you're from the nicer parts of California it's pretty rare. Southern California especially is segregated based on wealth. Poor folks and rich folks don't mix too much. I never saw an ankle monitor or knew anybody that had to wear one until I moved to the Midwest.
@@mjwbulichAnkle monitors were literally made for the wealthy so they don’t have to stay in jail after their DUIs lol
I wouldn’t be surprised if Paul Pelosi has one on right now
@@mjwbulich that’s actually not very true at all, as someone from Southern California, born and raised , I would say all classes of people interact whether it be in the workplace or just going shopping. This is not Tampa Florida.
He's definitely from Malibu not Oakland cuz
After the apocalypse, the Waffle House will still be there serving the roaches.
I love the casual "not a prop" about the hair on the plate 😂😂
Wee wooo
I've found hairs in my food, too. Some people are very hairy and it just falls off into the food.
I went yesterday can confirm hair is a regular occurrence
@koreyb that's why hairnets were invented
That one, hair on the plate, was an all jokes aside, legitimate complaint! Gross! 🤢
I'm from LA and visit my brother in the south and I can confirm that Waffle House spiritually enlightened me.
I’m from SoCal too and I remember the first time going to the waffle house, ordering gluten-free etc. etc. they looked at me like I literally just pulled a cock from my mouth
@Yamaszlof Mcdurkin I am😂 had never been to a Waffle House before
@@karri17 maybe they thought you meant Louisiana lmao.
@@nikkibasurto8204 OH LOL I just realized
😂
Highly accurate but you missed the most vital part of going to waffle house. The ceremonial fistfight!
"You guys have garlic aioli" 😂
“Is everything moist in here?”
Bro I was dying😂
@26 Mic damn how many times you gonna copy paste that?
BamaMan I’ve seen this man on every comedy skits post. Regardless of creator.
If you don't see dead pigs hanging out back the restaurant that fetch your fresh bacon from your waffle House experience is going to be bad
No, there's just grease in the air my guy. You're sitting in it, touching it breathing it. Order the waffle house sauce though, frfr
@@thefryinator7774 damn I had never heard of Waffle House sauce , what’s in it?
If the floor doesn’t have that coat of dirty mop water slickness & the cook doesn’t look slightly non work-related stressed out, I don’t want it.
I fucks with Waffle House every time 👊🏾
WH is the shit
As a atlien i approve this message
Non work related stress 😂😂😂😂
I'm taking a screenshot and using this as proof the south has no fucking taste
I see You the kind that like sweat in their food
“Is our chef smoking? Oh he is smoking…” 🤣 🤣
This is so true. I went once and the window and walls were wet and fogged up, the chef was smoking outside near the dumpster, there was a drug addict outide. It was wild.
there are still ones that you can smoke inside.
@@doggodoggo3000Really? The one I work at we get in trouble for smoking/vaping inside the building
Yeah that is accurate. I once had a chef at waffle house ask me to go get him ciggies because his ankle bracelet didn't let him leave the premises.
Sounds like the wafflehouse in Greenville
They don't have "chefs" at waffle house. Thats just Larry
@26 Mic I didn't laugh
😂
@@jimmydabutler9022 greenville what?
I remember when I was 15 I was going through awful depression, which made eating difficult. I went to Georgia with my parents to visit some family, and I actually had a appetite when we went to Waffle House for breakfast. I ate like a champion.
I guess it was the change of scenery that cheered me up, but I’ll never forget when Waffle House had my back.
Yo the best Waffle House I've ever been to was like an hour outside of Atlanta. Dude was like 6'4 with dreads to his asshole and he made me the best bacon egg and cheese I've ever had in my life
Waffle House ALWAYS has your back!
@@BootyThumbsLLc Georgia has the best Waffle Houses and I will die on that statement. I don’t care how many health protocols and Covid-immunity-hairs in the food there are it will always slap. Also, where at? Cause I live an hour from Atlanta
Yes indeed. The kindest, most caring wait staff.
It's not just a waffle house, it's a waffle home ❤️
"That guy flipped the waffle with a shank" Lol
"Two hairs! It really is farm to table!" That shit floored me, man 😂
The text says that it isn’t a prop either, which is the cherry on top imo
Waffle House can open a brand new restaurant today and it will be just as dirty, greasy and rat-infested as if it'd been open 30 years
P R E A C H
i work at waho just moved to a new store they said it was remodeled 9 months ago. there was nine months of build up in the dish pit. i closed the store on my shift and scraped everything clean 😭
@@luxqueenmina They aren't paying you enough for that fam, nooo 😭
They open them greasy
And it would still be some good ass food
"This tastes like I should be hungover." That or still drunk. Either works.
But you can't be bleeding from the head, or they'll want you to leave.
@@existenceisrelative Thanks for the random reply, showed me I somehow have almost 1k likes lol. No idea why...cool though.
@@MrCrackedJack a lotta ppl have hit Waffle House drunk af after turning up my dude it’s not a bad end to the night no doubt!
You forgot the part where the customers fight the Waffle House employees 🧇🧇👊
U gotta go there at night time that’s it starts trust me I used to work at waffle house 😂💯
@@WilliamK44I went to Waffle House at night and it was deserted except for only two workers, still had good meal.
@@magnificentgamelord8750 oh ok but it’s some waffle houses that 2 people at night working together
haha I’m from Ga and I approve of this message!
Don’t understand the love for waffle house at all. 😂 Well done. He described everything I’ve been feeling my whole life and I couldn’t have described it better myself. Love it
Speaking of court appearances, my local Waffle House is right next to the courthouse.
spawn camping
I believe that’s called knowing your audience
@@goldenweeb2081lmao, yo!
for convenience
Now that’s what you call convenient.
"She's on probation"
"Is that a medicine????" THE WAY I CRIED 🤣🤣🤣
💀
Waffle House is one of the things that links the Midwest and the South, like a family reunion.
You mean you pick up girls there too?
@@keithmays8076not really, we in the midwest date are cousins, not are siblings so it's less common at waffle house stil certainly happens since you merely have to wait but it can be couple hours.
@@keithmays8076hell yea true💯
Facts🔥🔥🔥
You don't find Waffle House, IT FINDS YOU.
*”Smells like high cholesterol and court appearances..”* 😂
That part really got me. 🤣🤣🤣
😂 Hahaha
Goddammit.
And ketchup
The Waffle House has found its new host
I grew up thinking Waffle House was a fancy diner because my parents only ever took us there after traveling back from soccer tournaments.
@26 Mic shit vids.
That was sonic for me when I was younger haha after the skate rink
It still is a Fancy diner in my eyes.
That rogue hair on the dish just adds to the flavor.
I absolutely love Waffle House. One of my favorite parts about the south
Of course my first job would be working as a salesperson at a Waffle House, having grown up in Arkansas.
Hell yea it was my 2nd job and it’s the best job i ever had I was the grill operator💯
True story, when I was taking my first ServSafe class, the guy teaching the course said his favorite place to visit is Waffle House. Why? Because they somehow manage to literally do everything wrong in terms of clean and safe cooking and such, but Waffle House is pretty much never linked to food related illnesses.
I blame the fact that most people going to Waffle House is mostly alcohol pickled and immune to such trifles.
To counter that point, it is rare to be able to watch your food being cooked, so if you care you can at least watch... if it goes from the hot griddle to a clean plate, thrn you'll probably be okay.
That's why we weren't afraid of covid. We been eatin at waffle house since the 70s and our immune system is strong.
"It smells like high cholesterol & court appearances" 😅😂🤣 I'm dead!!!
LMFAO!
True southern staple for a quick good cheap breakfast at 2 in the morning 😋
quick?🤣
When he said why is everything damp he freaking nailed it
ill never forget, when i was in high school after our football games then entire team, cheerleaders, and parents would all goto the waffle house down the street from our school. i guess they all had a bad night because the minute we walked in the entire staff quit and walked out except the manager. so the parents and some kids lit went behind the counter and with the direction of the manager cooked the food for the entire place. good times, only a place like waffle house can give you that type of experience
My buddies mom was the manager at the waffle house and his brother worked there too. We'd go there SHITFACED all the time at like 3 am and usually got drunk with them too
Waffle House builds character, bro 🤣🤣🤣
@26 Mic I don't see a single video on your channel
there’s usually only two people serving after 9pm this crowd sounds like a NIGHTMARE
I was working the third shift at one of the Waffle Houses in Athens, and UGA's chapter of ΤΕΦ had their post-initiation party at my store. The one other server and I got slammed in about 5 minutes, but stuck with it.
We take pride in Waffle House down here n Louisiana. The one near my house has had three shootings occur and a multitude of robberies! If your Waffle House hasnt been robbed then it's a bad waffle house.
I know it’s all in good humour, but stuff like this makes me forget the US is a developed country.
Lmao makes me think of the beginning in "Natural born killers"
Born and raised in Louisiana, one of the things I've missed the most after moving away is having a Waffle House on nearly every interstate exit on I-10/I-12. Thankfully there's still a few in Colorado.
It's like Waffle House's version of Michelin stars.
"Ooh! This one has been robbed several times! It must be good if they're getting enough business to warrant robbery!"
How funny
Here in atlanta we like to call it “heaven on earth”
Trevor Wallace was actually our pledge master when we were frat bros in college. He was always super funny and good at acting. It’s hard not to laugh like barely 10 seconds into his videos.
“Who’s she monitoring? Her kids?” is probably the single funniest thing I’ve ever heard.
😂😂 So funny!! On so many levels!!
Took my 17 year old niece and 13 year old nephew to Waffle House recently, and my nephew said “Waffle House is like a bathroom but with food” sounds pretty accurate. 🤣 each of us was missing something from our order and weren’t even mad, just accepted that it’s a Waffle House and to be expected 🤣
Out of all the times I've been to Waffle House I honestly don't ever remember them getting my order wrong
Bet the food was fire tho 😂😂
Can't expect anything other than waffle on the house
@@EHelm07 I want a triple all the way so bad right now
Waffle House is almost always dirty, too crowded, has sticky menus, and occasional rude waitresses (who are almost always over worked), but they NEVER get my order wrong. The one place that always gets it right sadly 😂.
Not the ankle monitor as "is that medication" XD .... Gah damn
That guy just flipped our waffle with a shank!
😂😂
"Is anyone else's menu wet?". STRAIGHT FACTS!
Lol yup
Sticky from the syrup
hell that happens at IHOP and Denny's
My favorite part is when they don’t bring your whole meal at once and just do it one item at a time. It feels like a 4 course meal
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂 !
“That tastes like salt, elbow grease, and a misdemeanor” bro just nailed the taste of Waffle House and thought we wouldn’t notice 💀
Dude had more zingers than Hostess!
Hilarious!
“Not a Prop” had me laughing
The most true part was "Why is everything Damp?"
I have seen puddles on the floor of mysterious liquids, but the menu is always sticky.
They're constantly cleaning
That guy just flipped our waffle with a SHANK😂
When he describes it as damp that is the most accurate way of describing Waffle House
Yet it still a great place
They got some good food
its good. and I'm from California.
@@nametrashatlife7443 uh no, no they don’t lol. There is more to a flavor profile than salt and hydrogenated oil…
Best food when your drunk af on ur way home 🤣
“2 hairs, it really is farm to table” lmao
And the best part is is it’s still one of the best breakfasts you can get anywhere that isn’t the local diner… honestly if say they are almost on par with each other, though the local diner does have the edge
Next video should be "When people from the East Coast try IN N OUT"
I've been to a waffle house ONCE, right after we totaled our car and had no where to go we had a bite to eat, gosh dang it guys it was the most calming experience I've ever had, and one of the cute server boys gave me a free hashbrown, and I've never felt so special
You should feel special
dont drive ma man
first and last time i ate at waffle house i got incredibly sick after
@@PlanetComputer that's embarrassing
@@crat1726 LMAO, how ?
Waffle house vibe in Phoenix feels like you're in a public restroom with no toilets.
@26 Mic shut up please, you’re ruining the vibe
I worked at the one in deer valley, it wasn't that bad!
@@xmateinc I grew up near there. My dad refused to take us to eat there.
I know damn well the inside of that Denny’s felt like that cold humid day in the morning that you got to show up to school super early
He said it seems like high cholesterol and court appearances. I love the Waffle House😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Waffle House is the equivalent to a gas station bathroom and we all know this yet will always go because they never close. There is always an unknown sticky substance on the floor and napkins everywhere. Their food is actually pretty decent and if it isn't crowded and the workers aren't being super loud then you know the food is gonna be bad. It's the only restaurant I've been to with a jukebox and Michael Jackson is always playing so that's nice. Oddly enough the bathrooms are usually the cleanest part.
@26 Mic suck balls
Yeah the bathrooms are clean because no one stays in a waffle house long enough to need to use it
im sure we all know whats the sticky substance
@@cherubiya 😳😳😳
@@sor68 🆘
The menu being wet was the most relatable thing I’ve ever heard
That means the waitress just wiped down the menu for you.
@@joannharden8867 With a syrup soaked rag.
“ high cholesterol and court appearances” is so hilarious
I used to work at a waffle house and I love this lmao
Btw "everything feels wet" because we wipe down tables after every guest, but when it's slammed we end up needing to do it right before we seat tables, so the wet means it's freshly cleaned basically
And yes our chefs absolutely smoked (weed) between every customer. But we did it outside at least!
Chef gotta smoke between orders, gotta keep the creativity juices flowing. Some of my ABSOLUTE BEST food ever came out the Waffle House kitchen! Carry on amazing chef's & wait staff...carry on & thank y'all 😊
I’m a Waffle House goer, nothing to argue against here 😂
Lots of cheap places end up having customers that use laminated menus as placemats. Wet menus are indeed a sign of fresh clean.
The first time I walked into a waffle house, the employee politely told me and my family that we should probably find a safer place to eat.
😂😂😂At least she was honest😂
"Not a Prop" the two hairs lmao
Nailed it! Just like a Calicrazy person😅😂😅
If the Waffle House cool had a pony tail and a bunch of tats you know your food is going to be done fast and it will be good. Nothing better than an ex con working the line at WH.
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You are not wrong buddy
Cool
Waffle House is God’s gift to the south, you’ve never really been to Waffle House unless you’ve been at Waffle House at 2 am hammered - ✔️
@420 Patriot I was at one after a trip to a bar
Went there at 2AM sober with my father
@@privatedonut8579 why did you go sober at that time of night? Should’ve gotten hammered first
What's funny is I went one time at like 3am and it was on the night of 4/20 and EVERYONE was fucked up in the waffle house. Really is the place to go if you are hungry and fucked up in the middle of the night
Thank you! 🤣 I actually have been hammered and high off my butt with my friends 2/3 am at the waffle House
Bro got the sausage egg and cheese hasbrown bowl. A man of culture, grace, and elegance
Comedians are great actors
“somehow everything tastes like ketchup. even the water tastes like ketchup.” is the one line everyone felt
😂 that along with everything being damp hahah
Only southerners know how good waffle house actually is
Crazy thing is how fast, cheap, and good the food is. Waffle house and cook your delicious hot meal from scratch and less time than it takes McDonald’s to heat up something that came frozen precooked.
I think the secret ingredient is prep cooking during the slower hours and using a very limited table of ingredients. So basically everything it’s brought up to about 80% correct in advance and all they have to do is finish it off; this is also a technique shared by Chinese cooking because the Chinese culture places a high value on always having hot food available. If you ever tried making Chinese food at home you’ll know if there’s a ton of prep steps but you can basically put it on pause at any point and the final cooking only takes a few minutes.
Second six secret to speed and cheapness is they use very few and inexpensive ingredients. So the restaurant can gain massive savings by economy of scale and minimizes the learning curve for any new staff. Waffle House basically just does burgers, waffles, eggs, potatoes, chicken, toast. That’s a very small ingredients list. It means basically all the cooking synergizes so you can basically just start in front of whatever ingredients and guarantee virtually any order is going to get at least one component from it. It’s fascinating how amazingly well Waffle House is optimized.
The fact he said garlic aioli kinda made me laugh, kinda pissed me off
The 3 am fights are the best!
Love it when he said it’s like an 80s movie
‘This Is Fun It’s Like An
80’s Movie’ I Love It Too
“Is anyone else’s menu wet?” TOO ACCURATE LMFAOOOO
Went with a buddy from Ireland after the bar one night and saw a fight which was my first fight ever seen there as well. He just went "If xanax and beer were a single person this place is it" 😂
nailed it. somehow waffle house/denny’s is wetter and more humid than any rainforest
“The waitress has a walkie talkie taped to her ankle”
“Bro that’s an ankle monitor”
“Who’s she monitoring? Her kids?”
"She's on probation."
underrated
Yeah dude I watched the video
Yea, we all heard….
That's the state monitoring her
As someone who lives in Minnesota, I've only been to a waffle house once in Florida. Damn good waffles.
The place was somehow both sticky and wet, completely crowded, and had the mix of everyone you'd expect to live in lower class Florida
I was wondering how the pecan waffle was so delicious and then I read that they make them with half and half
I went to waffle house and two of the employees had an argument and went into the parking lot to fight 💀
"Smells like high cholesterol and court appearances"
Omfg lmao 🤣🤣☠️
One reason i love Waffle House is that it scares away the Californians
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Lol why? Can someone explain the joke please lol
@@naoedouard4422 Californian here. I suspect people here are so used to eating at fancy, clean establishments that they’re not comfortable with Waffle House’s aesthetic and cleanliness.
I’ve never been to a Waffle House but I want to check it out one day.
I’m Californian and when I visited Virginia, our first breakfast there was Waffle House. It was my first time being there and I never felt more at ease, the servers and cooks were beyond friendly even having their own conversation/arguments in the back as if they were family and the food was incredible. The food gave me enough fuel to drive nonstop straight to NJ where we stayed at the Borgata hotel in Atlantic City, as soon as I got there I checked for the closest Waffle House and it was about 70 miles away… guess where I ate breakfast the next day lmao.
Long story short, we ate Waffle House 4 times on our 6 day trip.
All 40 million people in California are scared of a waffle house? Cringe comment
The “I taste like ketchup!” had me dying
Dude I have seen so many people quit their job or literally fight their coworkers and have to close the restaurant at Waffle House. It’s fantastic.
“It’s like a crackerjacks prize!”
“I won!”
I died when he said, “That guy just flipped a waffle with a shank” 😂
What does that mean? What’s a shank?
@@junehitchcock170 In prison, inmates file down things to a sharp point like a weapon used for protection
@@beaushiesty5606 thanks. Just not familiar with term. To me I think of a lamb shank that I braised slowly to eat!!🤣
@@junehitchcock170 you should know what a shank is. You just green and goofy
@@slabbinonspokezz2375different meaning in UK
The ashes in the eggs lol. I have watched it happen to my eggs on the griddle at a Waffle House. It adds a nice rustic flavor.