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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 328

  • @FletchChokieboe
    @FletchChokieboe 5 месяцев назад +117

    200 rounds of ammunition and 3 explosions did nothing to the killdozer btw. it only stopped because it got stuck

    • @DummyPlayzOff
      @DummyPlayzOff 5 месяцев назад +1

      Overheated

    • @norton_antivirus
      @norton_antivirus 5 месяцев назад +22

      @@DummyPlayzOff so we know to implement liquid nitrogen tanks to keep it cooled, for next time...
      in minecraft of course

    • @atomictomfoolery4400
      @atomictomfoolery4400 4 месяца назад +6

      @@norton_antivirusand presume EVERY building has a basement

    • @Moses-gk7kx
      @Moses-gk7kx 4 месяца назад +3

      It got stuck in a basement ​@@DummyPlayzOff

    • @EuroupaClipper
      @EuroupaClipper 4 месяца назад +1

      DID SOMEONE SAY *DOZER!*

  • @Frrog2_0
    @Frrog2_0 5 месяцев назад +226

    Fell off? Bro's starting his journey right now.

    • @TSCNate
      @TSCNate 5 месяцев назад +17

      fell off? bro hasn’t even got past the game loading screen

    • @masonboone4307
      @masonboone4307 5 месяцев назад +14

      Fell off? Bro's game hasn't even downloaded yet.

    • @matahugu8675
      @matahugu8675 5 месяцев назад +10

      Fell off? Bro hasn't even bought the game yet.

    • @TSCNate
      @TSCNate 5 месяцев назад +11

      fell off? bro hasnt even installed steam yet

    • @fedethegreat88
      @fedethegreat88 5 месяцев назад +7

      Fell off? Bro hasn't even bought a computer yet

  • @masonboone4307
    @masonboone4307 5 месяцев назад +101

    19:00 SCP-682 needs to get back in containment i don't care HOW cute it is, it can NOT be your little maid girl.

    • @The_british_one
      @The_british_one 5 месяцев назад +1

      Hmm...

    • @shivertheiguana
      @shivertheiguana 5 месяцев назад +2

      As dr bright once said “If it has a hole there is a goal”

    • @masonboone4307
      @masonboone4307 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@shivertheiguana yeah that's on Dr. Bright's can't do list

    • @shivertheiguana
      @shivertheiguana 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@masonboone4307 whats a list but a task of objectives yet to be completed

    • @masonboone4307
      @masonboone4307 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@shivertheiguana what's a d boy demotion but some new experiences?

  • @Molester_64
    @Molester_64 5 месяцев назад +13

    "I really told that protogen that I don't have any oil since I don't have a car, but yet he is still coming to my house for some, I guess I'll keep em.

  • @shivertheiguana
    @shivertheiguana 5 месяцев назад +18

    8:38 bro looks like they are on the verge of a mental break down from this brain altering performance

  • @Millertyme2708
    @Millertyme2708 5 месяцев назад +47

    10:47
    how the hell does it go from squidward on the killdozer to a fucking femboy fox thing?

    • @Hyuin휴인
      @Hyuin휴인 5 месяцев назад +9

      Check the thumbnails and you’ll understand that this dude can do whatever he want lol

    • @exshelf
      @exshelf  5 месяцев назад +21

      cuz I’m a reasonable person doing unreasonable things

    • @sulphuricacidH2SO2
      @sulphuricacidH2SO2 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@exshelfyour kinda odd

    • @U-should-big-country-yourself
      @U-should-big-country-yourself 5 месяцев назад

      All hail hemire

    • @hehehehehe5893
      @hehehehehe5893 4 месяца назад +3

      @@sulphuricacidH2SO2 its awesome i don't know what your talking about

  • @Etx-z9
    @Etx-z9 5 месяцев назад +58

    5:25 The baked beans are ruined.
    The British are gonna be so mad.

    • @TheCheeseDoingThingsYT
      @TheCheeseDoingThingsYT 5 месяцев назад +2

      Mate you absolute bean and cheese melt innit mate

    • @goldengaming5506
      @goldengaming5506 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@TheCheeseDoingThingsYThad a cheese and bean panini the other day

    • @stormchasertheprotogen7109
      @stormchasertheprotogen7109 5 месяцев назад +1

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @XanderLeonard
      @XanderLeonard 5 месяцев назад +1

      LITCHRELLY LOSING MOI MAWBLES AT THE SI'E OF THIS

    • @Goblinboyo162
      @Goblinboyo162 5 месяцев назад

      Now dats a bit unforchewnayt innit brov?

  • @matahugu8675
    @matahugu8675 5 месяцев назад +20

    22:48 I swear, moths are just butterflies but fluffier and chubbier (and cuter)

    • @DummyPlayzOff
      @DummyPlayzOff 5 месяцев назад +2

      They eat my fucking shirts ☹️

    • @monkemancalleddan
      @monkemancalleddan 4 месяца назад

      Mothra is big moth

    • @SlimeKing5788
      @SlimeKing5788 4 месяца назад +1

      @@DummyPlayzOffDon’t have such tasty shirts then

    • @DummyPlayzOff
      @DummyPlayzOff 4 месяца назад

      @@SlimeKing5788 😔

    • @-1Sam
      @-1Sam 3 месяца назад +1

      femtanyl

  • @eat00002
    @eat00002 5 месяцев назад +4

    6:47 aw hell nah they surrounded that chicken with the wheels of torment :(

  • @redmadness265
    @redmadness265 5 месяцев назад +10

    21:33 I haven't heard "You must die!" used in a meme in forever, man

  • @GiornoJiermanna
    @GiornoJiermanna 5 месяцев назад +10

    Tha transition at 6:08 was smooth asf 😮

  • @cosmix_toast
    @cosmix_toast 5 месяцев назад +8

    love these so much fr
    like fr its so cool being at the beginning of this awesome slop series, yours is one of the best :3

    • @waffler-yz3gw
      @waffler-yz3gw 5 месяцев назад +1

      i clicked your profile because silly pfp and i got jumpscared by music, im gonna listen to it in a second

    • @arkanedex
      @arkanedex 5 месяцев назад

      oh hello again fella

    • @exshelf
      @exshelf  5 месяцев назад

      I got a strike

    • @cosmix_toast
      @cosmix_toast 5 месяцев назад

      @@exshelf...nnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :((((

    • @exshelf
      @exshelf  5 месяцев назад

      @@cosmix_toastnah, the copyright owner was chill bout it and removed it, he only wanted shorts to be affected, but yt targeted me for no reason

  • @jurassicgaming7643
    @jurassicgaming7643 5 месяцев назад +44

    I alone am the stupid one (I swallow magnets)

    • @TheCheeseDoingThingsYT
      @TheCheeseDoingThingsYT 5 месяцев назад +6

      You must continue your journey by walking into the pots and pans aisle

    • @Lego_Goku_Black
      @Lego_Goku_Black 5 месяцев назад +3

      I use pot of greed which allows me to add 3 more comments to this comment section

    • @Lego_Goku_Black
      @Lego_Goku_Black 5 месяцев назад +3

      I then use pot of greed again to add 3 additional comments to the comment section.

    • @Lego_Goku_Black
      @Lego_Goku_Black 5 месяцев назад +3

      I then use pot of greed AGIAN to add 3 more comments to this comment section!!!

    • @Lego_Goku_Black
      @Lego_Goku_Black 5 месяцев назад +3

      BEHOLD, MY CARDS CAN LET ME ADD 7 COMMENTS. 6 minus this comment!

  • @alterbunny
    @alterbunny 5 месяцев назад +37

    1 min 2 views
    hes rising up

  • @Thirty_Five
    @Thirty_Five 27 дней назад +2

    5:38 I wonder what non-ULTRAKILL players will think the music is from..

  • @Niko_Bellic2
    @Niko_Bellic2 5 месяцев назад +8

    11:02 and then bro swears he’s straight

  • @unyieanakchupong-bm6ie
    @unyieanakchupong-bm6ie 5 месяцев назад +3

    2 old people fighting now this is intresting

  • @tobee_gamer5816
    @tobee_gamer5816 5 месяцев назад +4

    13:26 Istg this is how the duo be sometimes in the RPG games 😭😭

  • @mrboost2267
    @mrboost2267 5 месяцев назад +17

    11:01 i aint got no bros to do this with they're either homophobic or dont talk wit me no more 😔

    • @G36C-556
      @G36C-556 5 месяцев назад +2

      what did bro do 🤨

    • @Skelter08
      @Skelter08 4 месяца назад +1

      Just keep your socks on, it works for me and my boys.

  • @gameringdudeguy1126
    @gameringdudeguy1126 5 месяцев назад +33

    Hell yea femtanyl music

    • @BobbieBunny
      @BobbieBunny 5 месяцев назад +2

      I was just about to comment about that-

    • @Manimhungry_mmmmmmmmm
      @Manimhungry_mmmmmmmmm 5 месяцев назад +2

      I ❤️ femtanyl

    • @Conventil
      @Conventil 5 месяцев назад

      god i hate femtanyl

    • @ArchaicArcadiac
      @ArchaicArcadiac 5 месяцев назад

      femtanyl addicts rise up

    • @sulphuricacidH2SO2
      @sulphuricacidH2SO2 5 месяцев назад

      That shit ass ngl sounds like a piece of metal on a chalk board

  • @Oscribus
    @Oscribus 5 месяцев назад +22

    oh nah its some sort of black cat thing on its back legs with some sort of skull mask at my door, i swear i hate it here in Atlanta on god bruh😂💯💀🔥🗣️

    • @masonboone4307
      @masonboone4307 5 месяцев назад +4

      It's not even just Atlanta bro I'm up here in Chattanooga and these flying squirrels be lookin at me weird

    • @catgamer1000official
      @catgamer1000official 5 месяцев назад +4

      I heard up in Maine there’s like a lot of fog and weird flying things?? 👨‍🦽🔫🏃‍♂️

    • @WintersHowl17
      @WintersHowl17 5 месяцев назад +2

      mal0_ or puro....

    • @Shadierspider5e
      @Shadierspider5e 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@catgamer1000officialmaine looking like silent hill

    • @catgamer1000official
      @catgamer1000official 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Shadierspider5e you’re gonna lose it when you look up where Silent Hill takes place

  • @goose7084
    @goose7084 5 месяцев назад +4

    i'mma cope for the destiny part, i enjoyed it, it didn't answer many question, but it was good

    • @gengarghast
      @gengarghast 4 месяца назад +1

      You and me both man 🥲

  • @waffler-yz3gw
    @waffler-yz3gw 5 месяцев назад +3

    15:43 bro every second i look at this picture it gets crazier

  • @deeohgee69
    @deeohgee69 5 месяцев назад +1

    14:39 it gets better when you are invested In the story and pay attention to the little details. Trust me, it know from experience. Love your videos, keep up the good work

  • @redmadness265
    @redmadness265 5 месяцев назад +3

    23:03 Justice should be had for him

  • @heatherg5239
    @heatherg5239 5 месяцев назад +3

    12:35
    Dutch Van Der Line is crazy bro 💀

  • @Imbadatnamingthings01
    @Imbadatnamingthings01 5 месяцев назад +2

    19:25 Bro was doing the right and wrong thing at the same time 💀

  • @KrazyFerKolorz
    @KrazyFerKolorz 10 дней назад

    1:39 the fact that it made a near-perfect copy of his face show up in there is fucking terrifying

  • @orionpaxproductions2702
    @orionpaxproductions2702 5 месяцев назад +3

    6:07 was the best transition

  • @spaghetti0356
    @spaghetti0356 12 дней назад +1

    1:20 Touhou Detected, let's go!

  • @Agent16.9
    @Agent16.9 5 месяцев назад +5

    Who let idksterling subway surf fr

  • @gasparkalashnikov8870
    @gasparkalashnikov8870 5 месяцев назад +2

    0:53 me and my sniping duo after he tell me he had that spare 7.62 bullet 4 years ago

  • @bingusthemuffy.5054
    @bingusthemuffy.5054 5 месяцев назад +1

    the phone vibration gives me ptsd

  • @redmadness265
    @redmadness265 5 месяцев назад +1

    19:02 Gator sounds like a truck failing to start

  • @G36C-556
    @G36C-556 5 месяцев назад +3

    6:44 who got the tek replicator from ark?

  • @Maple_Syruhp
    @Maple_Syruhp 5 месяцев назад +2

    Bro just wants to say hi
    I’d give him a chance
    (I’m talking about the thumbnail)

  • @tundratig
    @tundratig 4 месяца назад

    I wasn't expecting to hear Emil Rottmayer in the intro, good choice in music my friend

  • @obamacare9700
    @obamacare9700 5 месяцев назад +3

    14:39 the main story is over but the “episodes” (just really long seasons) are supposed to be continuations of the story

    • @doomsdaylamb
      @doomsdaylamb 5 месяцев назад +1

      Noooo you don’t understand bro, they will make story’s to fix their little fucky wucky they made with the story bro trust me bro it will work out bro

  • @pinkmonstercan
    @pinkmonstercan 5 месяцев назад +2

    thank you for a common banger exshelf

  • @redmadness265
    @redmadness265 5 месяцев назад +4

    2:29 MY PIXELS!

  • @HexProIDontKnow
    @HexProIDontKnow 5 месяцев назад +5

    your shitposts are the best

  • @Epsilon3498
    @Epsilon3498 5 месяцев назад +3

    Yo what is the music for your beginning part that you do? It's very nice

  • @AmirRazan
    @AmirRazan 5 месяцев назад +23

    Who's the fluffy Protogen in the thumbnail? :3

    • @shjo5318
      @shjo5318 4 месяца назад +8

      Professional shirt eater.

    • @Aguy645
      @Aguy645 4 месяца назад

      @@shjo5318NOT MY SHIRTS

    • @Dicesao
      @Dicesao 3 месяца назад

      ​@@shjo5318 SPAMTON NO

  • @USAman_FREEDOM12
    @USAman_FREEDOM12 3 месяца назад

    8:18 this is a masterpiece of music

  • @redmadness265
    @redmadness265 5 месяцев назад +2

    11:36 *Menacing slow turn*

  • @Josh-w1i
    @Josh-w1i 4 месяца назад

    Nah squidward got tired of spongebobs shi 10:57

  • @beannmp
    @beannmp 4 месяца назад +3

    11:06 GYAAATT!! I mean eeww a furry.

    • @gengarghast
      @gengarghast 4 месяца назад +1

      Do not deny yourself, brother. Indulge!

    • @tornadosangustav5746
      @tornadosangustav5746 4 месяца назад +1

      Fluffy boi.
      That's the only i will say.

  • @TonyBaloney415
    @TonyBaloney415 3 месяца назад

    This is shitpost savior if he didnt get his account demonitized

  • @shmansypants9411
    @shmansypants9411 4 месяца назад

    Videos are fire, no unfunny jokes that are just "I hate x people" and there are actual punchlines.
    thumbnails are freaky, but I fw it, 10/10

  • @pigeonmanx4655
    @pigeonmanx4655 4 месяца назад

    16:34 this one's so relatable
    (Wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort wort)

  • @redmadness265
    @redmadness265 5 месяцев назад +1

    7:22 Ohh he was playing the Mirage dating simulator xD

    • @jacopovictorpiraina7235
      @jacopovictorpiraina7235 5 месяцев назад +1

      hold up,
      first: what it is?
      second: how do you know it?
      third: why did you recognize it?

    • @redmadness265
      @redmadness265 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@jacopovictorpiraina7235 It's from a secret level in ULTRAKILL. I recommend playing it

    • @genericperson4753
      @genericperson4753 4 месяца назад

      @@jacopovictorpiraina7235 1: ULTRAKILL
      2: ULTRAKILL
      3: ULTRAKILL
      (Yes these are actual answers)

  • @saurian1749
    @saurian1749 4 месяца назад

    22:43 It looks like it's going to lay eggs under my skin and I'm going to have to peel it off

  • @goobiestever3823
    @goobiestever3823 3 месяца назад

    22:28 DINNER BY FEMTANYL SPOTTED!

  • @Skelter08
    @Skelter08 4 месяца назад

    these are quality meme right here.

  • @redmadness265
    @redmadness265 5 месяцев назад +1

    2:28 I love moths!

  • @somethinginventive153
    @somethinginventive153 4 месяца назад

    2:29 GO GO GADGET PIXLE REDUCER!!!

  • @jacktotallywasnthere
    @jacktotallywasnthere 4 месяца назад

    I NEED A PLANE TO ATLANTA *RIGHT NOW.*

  • @the_real_sublicious
    @the_real_sublicious 5 месяцев назад +2

    13:43 that’s the fun part: you don’t!
    (use Firefox instead)

    • @exshelf
      @exshelf  5 месяцев назад

      ahh so you use Linux
      unrelated question, do you like men-

  • @avg_catgirl
    @avg_catgirl 4 месяца назад

    7:23 NO BROTHER! DONT DRAIN THE WATER IN 2-3 ITS NOT WORTH IT. NOOOOO

  • @gameplayz-kc9lm
    @gameplayz-kc9lm 3 месяца назад

    Yakuza style unlocked

  • @Niko_Bellic2
    @Niko_Bellic2 5 месяцев назад +1

    15:42 what the survey corps doing in there

  • @spaggo7095
    @spaggo7095 4 месяца назад

    22:27 FEMTANYL MENTIONED LETS FUCKING GOOOO (song is DINNER! by femtanyl)

  • @Silentplains791_YT
    @Silentplains791_YT 5 месяцев назад +13

    My family died in a house fire 🥰🥰🥰

    • @exshelf
      @exshelf  5 месяцев назад +3

      🥰🥰🥰

    • @Moses-gk7kx
      @Moses-gk7kx 4 месяца назад

      Same ❤❤❤❤

  • @nt33967
    @nt33967 5 месяцев назад +1

    23:04 song name? I swear i've heard it before but i cant remember

  • @Mr.Maxwell368
    @Mr.Maxwell368 4 месяца назад

    18:40 Craziest collab since smash bros

  • @solarisNT-v4j
    @solarisNT-v4j 5 месяцев назад +1

    I know I've heard that song in the intro...

  • @crowson7
    @crowson7 5 месяцев назад +1

    at 20:45 music to my ears

  • @Gaming_Animator1
    @Gaming_Animator1 4 месяца назад

    Thumbnail so scary

  • @noir.8
    @noir.8 5 месяцев назад +1

    5:30 yeah no i'd clock tf out and go home
    i quit

  • @redmadness265
    @redmadness265 5 месяцев назад +1

    9:17 She actually sounds like an android xD

  • @rekreator12e71
    @rekreator12e71 5 месяцев назад +3

    new video channel corner thing?

  • @mirrorsoap
    @mirrorsoap 4 месяца назад

    i had an eargasm listening to this 8:42

  • @AlejandroMartinez-fw3gt
    @AlejandroMartinez-fw3gt 5 месяцев назад

    It has a protogen in the thumbnail
    I see

  • @tyylikkyyden_orja
    @tyylikkyyden_orja 4 месяца назад

    nokia does make tyres tho so them making cars aint too far out

  • @Solanum_Proto
    @Solanum_Proto 4 дня назад

    20:43 I SWEAR THERE IS LIKE A MILLISECOND OF DINNER! BY FEMTANYL

  • @The_british_one
    @The_british_one 5 месяцев назад

    FYI don't get out of the car or it will get you

  • @larryandlawrie-pd9zs
    @larryandlawrie-pd9zs 2 месяца назад

    5:48 WARNING, CAVALANCHE!

  • @alessandromiotti8988
    @alessandromiotti8988 5 месяцев назад +2

    Song at 4:40?

  • @RonanTGS
    @RonanTGS 5 месяцев назад +1

    Toaster thumbnail :D

  • @atlantis8687
    @atlantis8687 4 месяца назад

    You know what... maybe atlanta isn't that bad
    I NEED THAT PROOT >w

  • @anonymousperson4620
    @anonymousperson4620 5 месяцев назад

    We need to go to Atlanta.

  • @gengarghast
    @gengarghast 4 месяца назад

    14:19 OH HELL NAW NOT ME GETTING JUMPSCARED BY DESTINY SLANDER, WHY ARE Y'ALL SO MEANNNN 😭😭😭😭
    (NO I'M NOT COPING FINAL SHAPE WAS GREAT AND I LOVED IT)

  • @_AndrewGaming_
    @_AndrewGaming_ 5 месяцев назад +2

    whats that song on 22:27?

  • @Rally_Time
    @Rally_Time 5 месяцев назад

    The thumbnail I'd just take out its components and make a phone from it

    • @tornadosangustav5746
      @tornadosangustav5746 4 месяца назад

      So you make an literally furry phone that will only talk with you,or a toaster with a hole

    • @Rally_Time
      @Rally_Time 4 месяца назад

      @@tornadosangustav5746 just remove the fur take the electronics and make a phone :D

    • @tornadosangustav5746
      @tornadosangustav5746 4 месяца назад

      @@Rally_Time That's what im saying

    • @tornadosangustav5746
      @tornadosangustav5746 4 месяца назад

      @@Rally_Time Literally a phone with the OwO face on

  • @FACE_BLIND_Music
    @FACE_BLIND_Music 5 месяцев назад +2

    the tumbnail tho 😭

  • @PJ183
    @PJ183 5 месяцев назад

    GATOTACATO!!! SLUSHI OR SOMETHING!!!

    • @PJ183
      @PJ183 5 месяцев назад

      HAZZY ICON!! KP OR SOMETHING!!!!

  • @tiger_shorkz
    @tiger_shorkz 5 месяцев назад +1

    Dawg stop baiting me with those thumbnails grahh

  • @sauerkids9254
    @sauerkids9254 3 месяца назад

    5:25 scripted sequence ahh event 💀💀💀💀

  • @IFP_G
    @IFP_G 5 месяцев назад

    summoned the protos

    • @Bently-dh7mk
      @Bently-dh7mk 5 месяцев назад

      I need one

    • @exshelf
      @exshelf  5 месяцев назад

      im gonna harvest you for PC parts

    • @IFP_G
      @IFP_G 5 месяцев назад

      @@exshelf noooooo!

  • @Aunutc
    @Aunutc 5 месяцев назад

    I think I’m going to atlanta

  • @redmadness265
    @redmadness265 5 месяцев назад +1

    11:02 I think you're looking onto it a little too hard

  • @03luigi14
    @03luigi14 5 месяцев назад +1

    You did well!

  • @AlexHyena1
    @AlexHyena1 5 месяцев назад

    in before the first 5 minutes gets muted

  • @ExplosiveFelines
    @ExplosiveFelines 5 месяцев назад

    Does anyone know what the intro song is?

  • @Avali664
    @Avali664 3 месяца назад

    14:19 I don't need to be called out

  • @h4m078
    @h4m078 5 месяцев назад +1

    9:56 song name : 'c

  • @the_gooberX3
    @the_gooberX3 17 дней назад

    20:43 did i just hear a part of DINNER! by femtanyl

    • @the_gooberX3
      @the_gooberX3 17 дней назад

      also moths are cute as hell

  • @iamharrison4440
    @iamharrison4440 5 месяцев назад +2

    damn toasters exist in atlanta now?

  • @stormchasertheprotogen7109
    @stormchasertheprotogen7109 5 месяцев назад +2

    who is this guy? seems like good content

  • @QMDIAZ
    @QMDIAZ 5 месяцев назад +1