Getting Rich Quick or Dying Trying

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @Coffeezilla
    @Coffeezilla  3 года назад +960

    Pump the Stock for those December dividends.

  • @Bert_Bertsson
    @Bert_Bertsson 2 года назад +813

    I love how Coffee mentioned the "you wouldn't steal a car" advert.
    Fun fact, the music they used was used without the artists permission. So they stole it.

  • @robertogreen
    @robertogreen 3 года назад +577

    i used to drive to Orange County CA in the mid 2000s. i played soccer with a bunch of guys there, and i'd ask them: how can everyone down here afford these massive mansions? what does everyone DO in orange county? and the answer: "mostly they sell real estate. often to each other." that stupidity crashed the world economy. good luck everyone.

    • @laurenwilliams777
      @laurenwilliams777 3 года назад +8

      Um no it didn’t 😂

    • @pkmntrainerlilly5
      @pkmntrainerlilly5 3 года назад +131

      @@laurenwilliams777 I'm sorry, did the world's economy not see a recession in 2008? The western world, at the least, felt a huge ripple from the early 2000s housing bubble.

    • @lovisericachii4503
      @lovisericachii4503 3 года назад +41

      @@pkmntrainerlilly5 shhhhhhh staph. History repetition is inevitable. Let me make my money :)

    • @laurenwilliams777
      @laurenwilliams777 3 года назад +27

      Yeah the real estate agents in southern CA didn’t have anything to do with it. It was all about the banks and how they purposely extended credit to people they KNEW couldn’t pay them back. It’s called sub-prime lending. They did this so they could steal peoples homes. Then after it was too late our government realized how it’s going to destabilize the economy.

    • @kshmr_k9
      @kshmr_k9 3 года назад

      Dead channel

  • @help2730
    @help2730 3 года назад +301

    I hate when people say "If I would've held on to "X" Coin, I would've been a millionaire". I would guess most people involved in crypto at some point in time could say the same thing about ANY coin. Just how it works.

    • @josephbrennan370
      @josephbrennan370 3 года назад +30

      They would likely not be able to sell it all either as there isn't enough liquidity

    • @James_I_Archer
      @James_I_Archer 2 года назад +2

      @@josephbrennan370 very good point

    • @help2730
      @help2730 2 года назад +3

      @Tactical Aioli My interpretation would be mainly through fundamental analysis. I.e. Market Cap, Trading volume, token utility, news, institutional involvement, etc.

    • @worldofticktalkers1773
      @worldofticktalkers1773 2 года назад +1

      Like we know they put money they couldn't afford to loose
      I don't know if there is any ammount of money someone will afford to loose
      I still walk just to save some cents in USD (currency conversion)

    • @user-uq9se1nx9q
      @user-uq9se1nx9q 2 года назад +1

      Its like saying "Today i learned that that one kiosk i walked around 6 month ago had the winning lottery ticket. I could have bought it! I am crying((("

  • @PaladinusSP
    @PaladinusSP 3 года назад +679

    The sad bald British man is Damien Slash. He's a comedian, and it's just one of his characters.

  • @armaxinho
    @armaxinho 3 года назад +604

    DAMN so that guy bought 2000$ of Shiba Inu in Janury LAST year, WAY before it was even released, thats the ultimate mastermind.

    • @muhammadkhan2439
      @muhammadkhan2439 3 года назад +77

      Ay if theres presales then theres definitely precreation sales

    • @raygrenade1697
      @raygrenade1697 3 года назад +8

      Yeah you can buy before it’s released , same with stocks actually !

    • @asharabedi8389
      @asharabedi8389 3 года назад +64

      Also, I like how he invested $2000 but lost $500 pounds and sold it. o_O

    • @ayomideakinsiku7892
      @ayomideakinsiku7892 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @harrisr1018
      @harrisr1018 3 года назад +62

      Hes an online comedian, that video was a parody

  • @AddTagHere
    @AddTagHere 3 года назад +554

    "are you poor?"
    "im an art major"
    so true

    • @nikhilbannerjee5126
      @nikhilbannerjee5126 2 года назад +12

      Art major are getting lot of attention now a days especially marketing and designing guys

    • @joelwillems4081
      @joelwillems4081 2 года назад +3

      I guess I didn't fully get that one. As her business major seemed dirty, unemployed and unable to answer the question.

    • @khaimk4r4su
      @khaimk4r4su 2 года назад +3

      @@nikhilbannerjee5126 actually and factually. Also they move the SFX industry and get underpaid big time.

  • @jayfisher3359
    @jayfisher3359 3 года назад +179

    The Squid Game guy didn't sell low, it was not possible to sell..

    • @thephilosopher7173
      @thephilosopher7173 3 года назад +15

      Exactly, because how can you sell something that has no worth lol

    • @Ryan-xq3kl
      @Ryan-xq3kl 3 года назад +2

      @@thephilosopher7173 thats how you know you've made good or bad investments, if you cash out good. No investment is guaranteed

    • @Kevin_Street
      @Kevin_Street 3 года назад +39

      @@thephilosopher7173 No, he literally couldn't sell his tokens. No one could because the code only allowed purchases.

    • @monkmodeclub
      @monkmodeclub 3 года назад +2

      @@Kevin_Street wrong, when you make a honeypot crypto scam, everyone else can only buy and not sell , but he can remove the liquidity and cash out from the pancake LPs

    • @lukem21
      @lukem21 3 года назад +16

      @@monkmodeclub lmao you just repeated what he said with a bit extra how was he wrong

  • @FinancialShinanigan
    @FinancialShinanigan 3 года назад +252

    I'm sure he would have sold SHIB when it doubled and seriously doubt he would have held it until 67,000,000%.

    • @devilsadvocate8094
      @devilsadvocate8094 3 года назад +17

      And then you get caught on to them and lose even more money on a bunch of other meme coins.

    • @stupidsnek
      @stupidsnek 3 года назад +23

      I got lucky and turned $40 worth into 30k.
      Solid gambling play

    • @arthurgol500
      @arthurgol500 3 года назад +13

      If he had hold it, Shib would not pump because of him, that is how it really works...

    • @thomasa5619
      @thomasa5619 3 года назад +5

      A 100% return in under like 5-6 years is still a pretty good return tho

    • @thomasa5619
      @thomasa5619 3 года назад +5

      @@devilsadvocate8094 lol I turned 2k into 5.5k trading options, in like 2 months, and scared myself and quit

  •  3 года назад +544

    On the internet it's always easy to "get rich quick" whenever someone needs money.

  • @Gordypow
    @Gordypow 3 года назад +441

    The beeple doodle prank is actually kinda awesome lol I'd love a bunch of signed napkins and scraps of paper with doodles from artists

    • @SeanMillea
      @SeanMillea 3 года назад +42

      Hey thanks man! That was me. Im doing a follow up this week:)

    • @InvestToLive
      @InvestToLive 3 года назад +4

      Yea that was really awesome.

    • @RingshadowCat
      @RingshadowCat 3 года назад +7

      That was legitimately one of the funniest things I've seen recently. Brilliant.

  • @PaquiPaqui73
    @PaquiPaqui73 3 года назад +105

    How's the IRS never audit those self-proclaimed millionaires? Cryptos, NFTs, Courses, betting... those dudes certainly are walking on the thinnest ice.

    • @snooganslestat2030
      @snooganslestat2030 3 года назад +11

      I dont know about that but i know that people in MLMs(pyramid schemes), well the small percentage who make money are often surprised by the tax man. Both because they dont put money aside to pay taxes but also due to the false belief they can write off everything they get/use.

    • @oldkingcrow777
      @oldkingcrow777 Год назад +1

      @@snooganslestat2030 they can write off anything and everything related to their "own business" they "own" lmao.
      Including the $70k/year in losses.
      It might actually be a smart way to offset taxes... join an MLM only to lose 6 figures.... 🤔🤔🤔

    • @timtbone8187
      @timtbone8187 Год назад +1

      Because fun fact, if you pay taxes, even on illegal things, they won’t get you. So if you sell drugs/sex. As long as they record you got your tax money, they won’t ask too many questions. That’s what they got El Chapo and Al Capone, tax evasion lmao.

  • @martinlilly
    @martinlilly 3 года назад +786

    The easiest way to get rich quick is to teach others how to get rich quick 🤣

    • @paulteague1435
      @paulteague1435 3 года назад +26

      True speak bro 😂

    • @sexymary
      @sexymary 2 года назад +3

      Haha hell yeah!

    • @Wanoiyori
      @Wanoiyori 2 года назад +1

      So we just create fluff

    • @spiegeltn
      @spiegeltn 2 года назад +6

      Not teach.. just sell the idea. Just like As seen on TV products. it doesn't have to work, you just have to convince others it works.

    • @johngalt3118
      @johngalt3118 2 года назад +2

      Get rich quick by teaching others to get rich quick by teaching people how to get rich quick

  • @Kevin_Street
    @Kevin_Street 3 года назад +545

    You're not part of the problem, Coffeezilla. Yes, you're entertaining us by showcasing idiots, but it serves a useful purpose. It took me about a year to figure out your channel, but I understand it now: you're like an immune system. By exposing these people to your audience you're immunizing us to their patter and promises. A Coffezilla viewer might not ever be duped by the Island Boys, but someone else who looks and sounds more respectable might tempt us in different circumstances. But then we'd stop and think, how different is this guy from the Island Boys? And with the realization they're exactly the same all their power to tempt us goes away.
    So far you've immunized about 855 thousand people, and soon it'll be a million. That really adds up to a substantial positive effect on society. Keep doing your thing, 'zilla. We're better off because of it.

    • @Alejandro_BoniIIa
      @Alejandro_BoniIIa 3 года назад +18

      Well said cat

    • @dusse3581
      @dusse3581 3 года назад +2

      Chill

    • @wydmark
      @wydmark 3 года назад +3

      Bruh if you found about it, then it’s already too late😂 There’s always going to be a new method, and these scammers already made money off it. Mr zilla just makes a bag off of doing research anybody with a brain could do. If you aren’t hip to these scams in the beginning , you probably don’t even have money to loose lmao. And calling him an immune system is crazy meat eating😂😂.

    • @rohanjosi7081
      @rohanjosi7081 2 года назад +22

      The Zilla vaccine

    • @Kevin_Street
      @Kevin_Street 2 года назад +1

      Too bad you won't.

  • @Ju135
    @Ju135 3 года назад +179

    The squid game token is more like: Buy High, Never get your money back cuz you cant even sell...

    • @rtbear674
      @rtbear674 3 года назад +23

      And now all of them can participate in the real squid game, thus the name. 🤣

    • @Henilegasp
      @Henilegasp 3 года назад +3

      Lol

    • @fdvkkkkkkkk4542
      @fdvkkkkkkkk4542 2 года назад +1

      @@rtbear674 more like they paid to be npc carachter in the serie

  • @Michaelengelmann
    @Michaelengelmann 3 года назад +27

    You gotta love how social media influencers are all on the wave of artificially inflated NFTs & cryptos, they act like they know all the ins and outs better than dudes on Wall Street.

  • @BigDaddyDru
    @BigDaddyDru 2 года назад +25

    “You wouldn’t steal a car would you?”
    Actually, I just might. You don’t know me.

  • @Triptweeze
    @Triptweeze 3 года назад +45

    What I find more amazing is that he put 2k into a Crypto 8 months before it was created.

    • @LadyBits2023
      @LadyBits2023 Год назад +2

      he's a british comedian playing a character 😂

  • @AyeDaniels
    @AyeDaniels 3 года назад +36

    As a business major working in the finance field... yeah what he said about being confused. Like, this isn't how anything was supposed to work, it's all bizarre nonsense that works because enough people decided it worked, that it then worked. It a self-fulfilling finance night terror. The worst part is the people that accidently made money, and now think they know it all. No, I have a degree, I have experience, you made a $50,000 gamble, you're not smart, you're a statistical anomaly. Please put it in mutual funds.

    • @haris000000
      @haris000000 3 года назад +2

      Not a finance major but I sort of get it. I'm here investing in companies with high roa and roe and getting lower returns compared to some crypto monkeys that csnt even read a financial statement.
      So yeah ... 😅😅

  • @megapod7930
    @megapod7930 2 года назад +20

    it indeed has never been easier to become a millionaire. its also never been easier to go bankrupt.

  • @mattguy1773
    @mattguy1773 3 года назад +24

    NFTs have to be some form of tax evasion or money laundering

  • @Lovuschka
    @Lovuschka 2 года назад +39

    What crypto should be about:
    Building uncensorable networks as alternatives to sites like Twitter, Facebook, etc.
    What crypto became:
    Everyone minting an own coin that can't be used anywhere.

    • @thechosenzendro
      @thechosenzendro Год назад +1

      The best thing is you don't even need crypto to do that. You can make decentralized things without crypto, Blockchain etc.

    • @ShadowbannedAccount
      @ShadowbannedAccount 3 месяца назад

      Total, unregulated freedom becomes chaos, as the saying goes.

  • @samuellolango9720
    @samuellolango9720 3 года назад +12

    funny how that its so easy to get rich according to the internet, but when we step out into the real world, these so-called riches are nowhere to be seen.

  • @UncleDon226
    @UncleDon226 3 года назад +47

    All this is convincing me to invest in precious metals. When the meme market inevitably sends us into an economic dark age, at least I can buy a house with gold.

  • @officernealy
    @officernealy 3 года назад +31

    I don't think I'll ever not find it not amusing that on almost every one of your vids, RUclips without fail recommends me crypto-scam ads.

  • @TheLargeHardonCollider
    @TheLargeHardonCollider 3 года назад +399

    The "lower paying jobs" joke had me rolling, I'm definitely stealing that! A+ comedy this round, good work Coffee. :)

  • @jeno427
    @jeno427 3 года назад +81

    I would like to see a "getting rich quick with youtube by talking about others getting rich quick" from you.

    • @NoJobRob
      @NoJobRob 3 года назад +6

      he's already done so many of those, just look back at his videos from 1-2 years ago

  • @TheHappyHummy
    @TheHappyHummy 2 года назад +23

    The ability to steal NFTs are why I thought it was dumb that NFTs were becoming a thing 😂

  • @Fisticuffs1776
    @Fisticuffs1776 3 года назад +20

    This December has been so much better because of coffees daily uploads

  • @aeowid
    @aeowid 2 года назад +44

    "When this market turns..."
    Well, here we are 😆

    • @highsol222
      @highsol222 2 года назад +1

      Not even close sadly. The clown market is still alive and well.

    • @SergDawg
      @SergDawg 2 года назад

      Love coming back to these old vids and seeing all the signs we were at the top

  • @sossamarkets4796
    @sossamarkets4796 3 года назад +32

    "What are you POOR?" fucking killed me. Great tik tok

    • @ThePapaja1996
      @ThePapaja1996 3 года назад

      He have one whit NFTs to

    • @fart63
      @fart63 2 года назад +1

      Why is his girlfriend talking to him like a fucking 8 year old?? Everything about that tik tok made me confused

  • @ashurean
    @ashurean 2 года назад +14

    The biggest thing crypto has taught me is that our culture is entirely bereft of meaning outside of capitalism. These people see no value in anything outside of A. How much money it could make them, or B. How it impacts the view other people in the same scam- I mean investment they're in.

  • @チャーリーブラウン-w8l
    @チャーリーブラウン-w8l 3 года назад +9

    If there's one thing Coffee has taught us is that "No two things are Equal"

  • @Emma-zc5jm
    @Emma-zc5jm 3 года назад +10

    Someone is selling beanie baby NFTs and I love that person so much. Comedy gold tbh

  • @Quiqqy
    @Quiqqy 3 года назад +78

    Getting that Christmas cpm grind!

  • @TkeMedia
    @TkeMedia 3 года назад +11

    Please make a video recommending channels that actually give good financial advice

  • @GentlemansCombatives
    @GentlemansCombatives 2 года назад +8

    The island boys nearly breaking coffee was unexpected

  • @J_Clean_1996
    @J_Clean_1996 3 года назад +13

    The Squidgame Token guy didn't buy high sell low, the token got rug pulled.
    He legitimately got robbed, assuming he was telling the truth. 🤣

  • @BitcoinJake09
    @BitcoinJake09 3 года назад +38

    Sol-Wolves on Solana on Magic Eden was apparently done by the Island bois. They didnt even fully mint, they rugged

  • @evangoff1484
    @evangoff1484 3 года назад +14

    "The modern tulip bulb moment" joke really got me

  • @pauline_f328
    @pauline_f328 Год назад +4

    That one at the beginning absolutely killed me. If I were a famous artist and someone did that I would be rolling over laughing over this. Legit a good prank

  • @danser_theplayer01
    @danser_theplayer01 Год назад +5

    "Island boys" lookign like back row tables at my highschool.

  • @tokertalk9648
    @tokertalk9648 3 года назад +51

    Dig into the Evergrande - Tether ties. This could be an EPIC disaster waiting to happen!!!!

    • @Aries73
      @Aries73 3 года назад +4

      I’ll be rubbernecking like a giraffe 🦒 when that goes down.

    • @christopherhammond5142
      @christopherhammond5142 3 года назад +1

      It's looking so fragile. That's gonna be one hell of a vicious collapse.

    • @myscreen2urs
      @myscreen2urs 3 года назад

      The what now? 😳

  • @emilealpha2392
    @emilealpha2392 3 года назад +2

    Okay the stick figure guy was actually pretty smart and funny

  • @adilmzese5346
    @adilmzese5346 3 года назад +30

    I just want to say I will continue watching coffeezilla aslong as he keeps his facial hair

  • @braveatnight
    @braveatnight 2 года назад +1

    How is it the easiest time in the world to get rich? Everyone I see online is complaining about not having money, or having money but still not being able to achieve their goals.

    • @destroyerinazuma96
      @destroyerinazuma96 2 года назад +1

      It's all relative. In a way, there are less things stopping someone from becoming an entrepreneur or a freelancer. However, less than 10% will "strike it big". I did hear some people claim that it's not that hard hard to build a 100k business within a few years, except it's 100k that you have to share the most of with other people, so let's say you get 20 at best. You're still rich-ish, in a way, if you have an okay 9 to 5 on top of the glorious "100k a year" business.

  • @WorldRaceMVG
    @WorldRaceMVG 3 года назад +10

    9:02 I love how the graph he showed was just absolutely dumped

    • @marckhachfe1238
      @marckhachfe1238 3 года назад +2

      Glad you noticed that too...i thought "no, surely not", but they did, those two morons showed a downwards curve.

  • @aaronlandry3947
    @aaronlandry3947 Год назад +3

    I got it hurts not just to listen to those island boys but also to listen to them and realize that a not insignificant portion of the world thinks that they're worth listening to. That realization about humanity hurts deeply.

  • @QuixEnd
    @QuixEnd 3 года назад +13

    A good friend of mine from high-school is the definition of self help entrepreneur cliché. So many of them out there.. so bad

    • @moiseskerschener2634
      @moiseskerschener2634 3 года назад

      Also got a friend like that... all the talk about cryptos and nfts

  • @user-xd7dt6gr8l
    @user-xd7dt6gr8l Год назад +6

    People hearing about the memecoin/NFT billionaires and investing their life savings is the equivalent of hearing that someone won the lottery and spending everything you have on lottery tickets

  • @MatthewStinar
    @MatthewStinar 3 года назад +21

    "Investing" in crypto: if it doesn't make any sense to you, you understand it perfectly; if it makes sense to you, you don't understand it at all.

    • @kingchakazulu7762
      @kingchakazulu7762 3 года назад +2

      Yawn!

    • @nutsackvlogz8892
      @nutsackvlogz8892 3 года назад +3

      Brainlet take

    • @rutessian
      @rutessian 3 года назад +1

      What's to understand? Value is subjective. People think some crap has value, they buy into it, then more people buy into it, giving it some actual value. Then, at some point, someone bothers to ask "what the fuck am I buying?" and realize it's just overpriced, useless crap, that most, if not all, of the thing's value is given by other fools still wanting it.

    • @myscreen2urs
      @myscreen2urs 3 года назад +1

      It doesn't make cents at all. That's the wrong currency 🙃

    • @MatthewStinar
      @MatthewStinar 3 года назад

      @@rutessian You're correct that it's the intersection of arbitrage and stupidity. The fact you seem to defend this suggests a lack of understanding still.

  • @CerdurTV
    @CerdurTV 3 года назад +16

    shib has tanked over half its value over the past few weeks lol

    • @bryansimis3814
      @bryansimis3814 3 года назад +1

      So it's only up 335.000.000% now?

    • @Luna-bb1wq
      @Luna-bb1wq 2 года назад

      @@bryansimis3814 SHIB has lost 50% of its value YTD from 0.000033 to 0.000013

  • @crispy9489
    @crispy9489 3 года назад +27

    SHIB guy, damiensoylas, is satirist - I highly doubt this is genuine.

  • @marceline227
    @marceline227 2 года назад +4

    My main problem with SHIB and cryptocurrency in general is how are they making millions without actually doing anythings. When I put my money in Apple or Amazon, my money is going to fund the making of electronics or to provide a service. What kind of value is crypto providing?

  • @PortersX2Ray
    @PortersX2Ray 3 года назад +26

    “Spent their whole life studying the market and nothing makes sense right now” yep…. Countless classes, courses, practice on both paper-money and real money, and the only thing I shoulda done is literally throw my money at whatever and gotten 1000% return

    • @rowbot5555
      @rowbot5555 3 года назад +2

      Damn these bots really have no awareness

    • @darksidekurd
      @darksidekurd 2 года назад +2

      Yeah, a chance one in a million. Sure pal, you'll get 1000% return.

  • @parth__agarwal
    @parth__agarwal 3 года назад +8

    As a future finance bro the quick rich shit really does make me sad inside.

    • @aron5377
      @aron5377 3 года назад +3

      I just hope they have the sense to cash out before it implodes.

    • @vengtCent
      @vengtCent 2 года назад +1

      Why? Stock market doesn't make sense as well. That's what you get, if central banks keep printing money.

    • @parth__agarwal
      @parth__agarwal 2 года назад

      @@vengtCent lmao yeah true. But well at least there's fundamentals to the market or there used to be.

    • @vengtCent
      @vengtCent 2 года назад +1

      @@parth__agarwal Really, the graph of the SPX shows the fundamentals? It's shows the money printing. Everyone comparing crypto with the tulip bubble should just zoom out of the SPX, weekly shows a nice bubble as well.

    • @parth__agarwal
      @parth__agarwal 2 года назад +1

      @@vengtCent Agreed

  • @joshyoung1440
    @joshyoung1440 Год назад +3

    When that kid said screenshotting NFT's was "much the equivalent of robbing a bank" I was surprised a toilet did not magically manifest around his head and give him a swirly from the nether realm.

  • @Academic_nomad
    @Academic_nomad 2 года назад +1

    The fact that NFTs are not even the picture but the hyperlink to its location

  • @adamfrazer5150
    @adamfrazer5150 2 года назад +5

    ☕ : "...here we have the most powerful people in America."
    Nothing was ever said of the portly man wearing a motorcycle jacket. And bright blue crocs. But clearly, he was mighty.

  • @reid3031
    @reid3031 2 года назад +1

    That Island Boy crypto freestyle took a decade off of me

  • @AwokenEntertainment
    @AwokenEntertainment 2 года назад +19

    Not sure why so many people think screenshots = the end of NFTs 😂
    The digital ownership doesn’t change so even if it’s unfortunate to those who got scammed.. it only promotes and gives more exposure to the original art more every time it happens

  • @Levi_The_Giant
    @Levi_The_Giant 3 года назад +4

    I've found one truly legitimate company that solves what was a fundamental problem in crypto from when I first heard of crypto in 2017.
    Regulation and mass adoption are just starting. But yeah, markets pump and dump. I'll keep buying to $0.

  • @tomotion
    @tomotion 3 года назад +6

    The bald guy with glasses is an actor. His name is Damien Slash
    His mineral splash series from ages ago is pretty good

    • @wildmooseking
      @wildmooseking 3 года назад +1

      His series “Ideas Men” with Ashens was great too.
      “How can we make Adrian Chilles relevant?”
      “Well, we can KILL Adrian Chilles”

    • @tomotion
      @tomotion 3 года назад +1

      @@wildmooseking an excellent series

    • @damienslash
      @damienslash 3 года назад +3

      Some impressive niche YT knowledge in these comments

  • @d0palwh56
    @d0palwh56 3 года назад +18

    “Does that mean you throw sense out of the window?” Yes, yes it does.

  • @precisiont5188
    @precisiont5188 Год назад +3

    Actually, the pay gap is not what some people want you to think. If people could pay women less they would only hire women.

    • @NordicFrog
      @NordicFrog 2 месяца назад

      It's pretty crazy people still believe in the wage gap.

  • @markpike1693
    @markpike1693 2 года назад +1

    You brought me back with you wouldn't steal a car from the vhs tape

  • @roadblox7283
    @roadblox7283 3 года назад +23

    Damien Slash (balding guy) is a comedian.

    • @FrederickQuimby
      @FrederickQuimby 3 года назад

      This needs up voting!

    • @DrunkJackal
      @DrunkJackal 3 года назад +3

      If nobody could tell from that video, then he's not a very good one.

    • @trash_bender420
      @trash_bender420 3 года назад +3

      Where was the joke tho

  • @DustinDowney-xj5md
    @DustinDowney-xj5md 4 месяца назад +1

    The outro song is amazing I'd love a full version

  • @DrGaius
    @DrGaius 3 года назад +26

    "we're running the economy off a cliff; stay safe out there!" lol love ya Zilla

  • @ManOfTheLake
    @ManOfTheLake 3 года назад +61

    Found your content about a week ago. After watching quite a bit of your stuff, I've decided to invest. Pump that stock!

  • @laurenwilliams777
    @laurenwilliams777 3 года назад +28

    Imagine if Crypto was really developed by another country, then when the whole world finally gets in, they get out. Then proceed to take over the world. 😂

    • @ottoweininger8156
      @ottoweininger8156 3 года назад +1

      I'm actually surprised North Korea isn't doing this

    • @ruor1984
      @ruor1984 3 года назад +9

      That sounds pretty hard considering many crypto projects are open source. That's why there are tons of shit coins out there: they are just forks of existing projects with a different name.

    • @josephbrennan370
      @josephbrennan370 3 года назад

      Bad logic

    • @wowokayshawn
      @wowokayshawn 3 года назад

      so the USA lol

    • @ribertfranhanreagen9821
      @ribertfranhanreagen9821 3 года назад

      There is a reason crypto goes this big you know, and that is open source and everyone can check the code on how things will work. And this code is permanent, cannot be changed. Evey hack that happen now is exploit (fault in the code) or scamming people that doesn't even check the code, and 0 understanding wht blockchain is. Back to point so a country can make one yes. But to dominate using it? Nah

  • @jojango4200
    @jojango4200 3 года назад +1

    I'll keep screenshotting the NFT's too. TikTok tried to stop me by taking down the video you showed, but I'm still a millionaire. Get on your grindset, everybody.

  • @Vaga-Bard
    @Vaga-Bard 2 года назад +6

    No fkng way does coffeezilla believe there is really a gender paygap. No fkng way.

  • @sansivian
    @sansivian 3 года назад +3

    The Shibu guy. Damn. He will never sleep well again.

  • @samhunter7619
    @samhunter7619 3 года назад +13

    I don’t understand any of this. Therefore, I do not invest. Still love the content, Coffee

    • @PatrickTCAPIreland
      @PatrickTCAPIreland 2 года назад

      Smart idea, a lot of morons (crypto bros and NFT bros in particular) jump into these things and get rinsed. Better to build your knowledge!’

  • @elitescaper5095
    @elitescaper5095 3 года назад +2

    It’s depressing to see the get rich quick online fab when u work hard as a business owner

  • @dalexxa
    @dalexxa 3 года назад +3

    -What is stock market?
    -What are you poor???
    I felt that 😢

  • @Shimeih
    @Shimeih 3 года назад +6

    During 2020 lockdown I got drunk with my gf and bought some random meme coins. Spent about $20 in total and I’ve legit forgotten which ones. I’m sure she remembers but I literally couldn’t care less😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @supermegafrog500
    @supermegafrog500 3 года назад +4

    The advert I had on this video was 'how to get rich quick by two quick simple steps from your mobile phone' the irony of the algorithm 😂😂😂

  • @FletcherFinance
    @FletcherFinance 2 года назад +1

    Absolutely correct. It is modern tulipmania.

  • @sovieted
    @sovieted 3 года назад +4

    Imagining spending your entire life studying a market and its fundamentals only to find out that your market too was dumb and had monkeys trading imaginary options.

  • @Cryptokelly53611
    @Cryptokelly53611 3 года назад +1

    The best NFTs are the ones that have actual utility and technology behind them. They aren't all just profile pictures.

  • @touiklau1254
    @touiklau1254 3 года назад +11

    Another great content worth listening too.Great great job Zilla.

  • @KoryFPV
    @KoryFPV 3 года назад +1

    Shib actually did rise 67 million percent since inception.

  • @jamessmoth8917
    @jamessmoth8917 3 года назад +7

    It's like the Pump and dump era of the 90's

  • @spud.9875
    @spud.9875 3 года назад +2

    > What are you? Poor?
    I’m an art major.
    🤣🤣

  • @Poppedperspectiv
    @Poppedperspectiv 3 года назад +4

    Why you don’t have 1mill subs yet is beyond me Zilla. This market is a straight joke and those value stocks will get there day sooner than later. I’m biding my time and losing what I can completely and only afford period. You rock sir!

  • @zombiegun71
    @zombiegun71 2 года назад +1

    Loving these older Zilla vids after the crypto market tanked!

  • @edgarho007
    @edgarho007 3 года назад +8

    Coffee. Please do a video on the pay gap
    Now that you mentioned it!
    There are few that will actually make some good research and I believe you will make an amazing job!

    • @JackOLanternBob
      @JackOLanternBob 3 года назад

      That's a good idea

    • @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
      @DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro 5 месяцев назад

      …like how it provably and obviously doesn’t exist? What is this, 2015? How are there still people who believe this stuff?

  • @SeanMillea
    @SeanMillea 3 года назад +1

    Appreciate the hat tip!!!

  • @A_Ducky
    @A_Ducky 3 года назад +4

    I still don't know what an NFT is, but I'm oh so happy I learned that I'm a *female engineer* not just a plain one. Lmao

  • @thunderb4stard80
    @thunderb4stard80 7 месяцев назад

    Anyone with that amount of ingeniouity and an amadeus poster deserves to get rich quick

  • @roboy-u6v
    @roboy-u6v 2 года назад +3

    Coffeezilla 9:34 how you feeling now with the markets?

  • @pokesi3590
    @pokesi3590 3 года назад +2

    Coffee: 'when the market turns'
    Market: *-25%*

  • @linuspleasedont8861
    @linuspleasedont8861 3 года назад +18

    CoffeeZilla can actually make a metaverse with his office design.

  • @kurtilein3
    @kurtilein3 3 года назад

    Buying high and selling low is a very popular losing strategy. I am not deeply educated in finance and investing, but i did put some money into crypto to have some money in crypto, and actually made good profit with the buying low and selling high strategy. Sure i was kinda late to the party and profited from everything going up, but i have the spreadsheet to prove that i also realized some real trading gains. So apparently tracking everything you do in a spreadsheet to learn from your mistakes and never selling low is enough to profit nowadays.

  • @Rob_Fordd
    @Rob_Fordd 3 года назад +8

    Meanwhile I'm just here buying actual coins that were valuable 100 years ago and will still be valuable in another 100.

  • @adnamafett7862
    @adnamafett7862 2 года назад +2

    The crypto craze reminds me of a few causes of the Great Depression. Credit cards were new so many people were spending shit loads of money because it was on credit, stock market crash, banks were low on money so EVERYONE withdrew at the same time

  • @somerandomguywastaken
    @somerandomguywastaken 3 года назад +7

    I find it so sick how I used to be a fan of techlead, and with your guys beef, I'm now a diehard fan of ZILLA🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @jordancarroll1217
      @jordancarroll1217 3 года назад

      I didn't know who techlead was until I saw muta and coffee's videos on him

  • @ultraboombean
    @ultraboombean 3 года назад +1

    It is crazy how all these nfts are like beanie babies before the crash