Sorry this one took a bit longer than usual to get out! Had a blast with this series but had to delay the supercut. Fallout London Season 1 supercut is already finished and will be going up sometime this weekend!
Ulfric's Titles: Alphyric Stormcook Ulrich Wyndham baby (an expert in violence) The demon Ulfrik Mr. Windlam Count Alfred Jarl Alfred And Stormcock Ulfrich Sturmeck Ulfric Ulfric Stormcock
The dragons going "CONVERSATION" before shouting thuum absolutely is killing me with that deep ass voice they were given 😂😂😂😂 like, the worst part of it is it actually makes sense 🤣
i like the use of Strong Accents on the NPC's new dialogue...really sells the 'poor translation' angle..."my hovercraft is full of eels"-level translations
The transformation of "Paralysis Potion" into "Its kind of an Independent Country" is so obvious that I feel like there's no explanation needed. But just HOW does Whiterun suddenly turn into "White Ron"??? It makes so sense???
I normally dont watch VODS of like, anyone. But watching yours is really calming and peaceful, perfect for chilling while diamond painting or falling asleep. Will probably be binging this channel
These supercuts are great. Twitch chat can sometimes be too much socialisation for my comfort so it's good to get these longer versions but where alot of those things are cut out
You know what this means. Blood on the ice...it's broken because the dragonborn is ACTUALLY the killer and is framing some other guy. That's what it means. The dragonborn did it.
"Don't start fights when you're feeling under the elements. The weather. The INFLUENCE." 😂 Really enjoy watching this supercut, Poory Translated Skyrim is fantastic.
Hey joov I know you probably won’t see this, but you can’t get rid of the macho man dragon without reinstalling Skyrim iirc, I went as far as deleting the textures in the files and he still appeared, just as a giant purple mess, funkily enough, a few dragons started spawning normally but they all had his lines, good luck finding a fix!
I think I have an addiction to your content ngl I watched all the VODs of this challenge and now I'm gonna watch the supercut too :) Edit: Also I think you should put Macho Man dragons in all of your playthroughs
The armor portion near the end after reminds me that after all these years I still don't understand how armor works in Skyrim. Can have 1800-2000 armor and still get smoked by a briarheart or ebony archer in 2 hits. Feels the same as wearing just clothes at times.
The plan at the very end didn't work, because lowering difficulty doesn't scale health after the fact. Should have loaded a slightly earlier save, changed difficulty, THEN did the fight. Say "la vee" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
this just goes to show how censored other languages are that aren't english or japanese which can be perfectly translated back and forth. Ever notice a swear word come back from these? no? well that's because big brother is watching those other languages. Winnie the Pooh as well
Badly Translated Skyrim has one item that makes it all worthwhile. And if you would be willing to play it again without this stupid build nonsense, I'll give you the code that will allow you to spawn in Coffee. Play the Dawnguard questline as it is so much funnier than the main story questline.
Sorry this one took a bit longer than usual to get out! Had a blast with this series but had to delay the supercut. Fallout London Season 1 supercut is already finished and will be going up sometime this weekend!
Thanks ❤️!
Can’t wait to relive all the British fun in a more condensed form
This is an amazing vid its like Skyrim but characters are constructing sentences like cards against humanity
Ulfric's Titles:
Alphyric Stormcook
Ulrich
Wyndham baby (an expert in violence)
The demon Ulfrik
Mr. Windlam
Count Alfred
Jarl Alfred And Stormcock
Ulfrich Sturmeck
Ulfric
Ulfric Stormcock
The dragons going "CONVERSATION" before shouting thuum absolutely is killing me with that deep ass voice they were given 😂😂😂😂 like, the worst part of it is it actually makes sense 🤣
That's how he thinks conversations work, fly above a city raining fireballs yelling "conversation"
Vod = sleeping
Supercut = napping
Tell me
TELL ME
Joovmaxing at its peak
It is a misconception that people should not smoke.
You must drink! You must drink!
Go see a movie!
i like the use of Strong Accents on the NPC's new dialogue...really sells the 'poor translation' angle..."my hovercraft is full of eels"-level translations
Stormcock; Meaning: be brave!
Tell me!
The transformation of "Paralysis Potion" into "Its kind of an Independent Country" is so obvious that I feel like there's no explanation needed.
But just HOW does Whiterun suddenly turn into "White Ron"??? It makes so sense???
thank you so much! i was planning on watching these but it would take me weeks
This one especially had SO much grinding at times
1:39:55 - "my job is to sit"
[BLATANTLY fails at his job]
I love how there's so many references to cell phones, mobile games, computers, and the Internet in this mod.
I normally dont watch VODS of like, anyone. But watching yours is really calming and peaceful, perfect for chilling while diamond painting or falling asleep. Will probably be binging this channel
Hell yes been waiting for this supercut. Thanks joov and team!
These supercuts are great. Twitch chat can sometimes be too much socialisation for my comfort so it's good to get these longer versions but where alot of those things are cut out
You know what this means. Blood on the ice...it's broken because the dragonborn is ACTUALLY the killer and is framing some other guy. That's what it means. The dragonborn did it.
The gamer in its natural habitat, Skyrim
You can't control the Macho Man Randy Savage, oh yaaaaaaa!
did i watch almost all the full length vods of this? yes. did i watch the video on the joov channel? yes. am i watching this rn? yes.
I was just about to start cleaning my kitchen. Perfect timing, Joov! I'm so excited!
ooh been waiting on this super-cut.
im literally dying at every horse carriage moment bro best mod its worth the manual ride
30:50 none of your business, i keep my cows for emotional support.
19:12 what was that “hello” 😂
"Don't start fights when you're feeling under the elements. The weather. The INFLUENCE." 😂
Really enjoy watching this supercut, Poory Translated Skyrim is fantastic.
I love that in a mod that makes every NPC sound insane, Sheogorath somehow still manages to come across as the most insane 😂
watching your vids always gets me in the mood to play some skyrim lol
17:04
The messenger def knew when to arrive 😂
"Stay with me if you wanna stay"
~Feet
Hey joov I know you probably won’t see this, but you can’t get rid of the macho man dragon without reinstalling Skyrim iirc, I went as far as deleting the textures in the files and he still appeared, just as a giant purple mess, funkily enough, a few dragons started spawning normally but they all had his lines, good luck finding a fix!
Joov just punching Faendal over and over is a mood 😂.
3:29 when you've aldready told her twice..."sigh"
51:16 tasting history
Time to clock in as a sleepy joov enjoyer
We need Oblivion Badly Translated
I’ve been having a real rough week and the “jarl big ball” bit made me happy :) thank you joov ❤️
I think this is the first supercut where i made it to every stream. Loved it, joov!
I think I have an addiction to your content ngl
I watched all the VODs of this challenge and now I'm gonna watch the supercut too :)
Edit: Also I think you should put Macho Man dragons in all of your playthroughs
so excited to see you start portal 2!
This feels like when I first read Shakespeare back in high school. They're clearly speaking English but I can barely understand it 😆
This was my first super-cut and it was magnificent 👏🏻
Man, the dragon convos made me cry-laugh.
Ha! The load screen "Alduin is best waifu."
The armor portion near the end after reminds me that after all these years I still don't understand how armor works in Skyrim. Can have 1800-2000 armor and still get smoked by a briarheart or ebony archer in 2 hits.
Feels the same as wearing just clothes at times.
When Camila started talking I literally thought I was having a stroke 6:30
Keep doing these reviews
TELL ME
Some of these lines are great
oh a fresh diet joov dont mind if i do
How did this annihilate me every few minutes there was pretty nonstop laugh
Edit: RAH HADES MUSIC
I need to start saying "We are talking about this." randomly in conversations.
That blind bandit dude always makes me pause because obvious moral dilemma with no good outcomes.
hahahah The Buenas Noches collection from Alduin .... want to hear it so bad
Trimble!
The plan at the very end didn't work, because lowering difficulty doesn't scale health after the fact. Should have loaded a slightly earlier save, changed difficulty, THEN did the fight. Say "la vee" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
what a fever dream...
So...I'm dumb, I nearly killed myself drinking water while watching this.
Every time i hear be brave in this video i think of little john and his 0.0000000001 square meter house
this is actually hilarious 😂
1:01:10 "horker face" * dies *
1:10:42 I'm so genuinely confused. Why is a beer brand like Cristal suddenly start playing out of nowhere...?
It's not even that good of a beer tbh😂😂
Mr windhelm is a true scammer
Good background noise for me. Taking welding classes and listening to this nonsense while welding
jeje pendulum got hit by a pendulum trap
talos abandons the dragonborn because he punched a cow
tell me, jarl big ball, its an independent country.
"TELL ME."
Joov can I be in your next Skyrim video as a potato
CONVERSATION
this just goes to show how censored other languages are that aren't english or japanese which can be perfectly translated back and forth. Ever notice a swear word come back from these? no? well that's because big brother is watching those other languages. Winnie the Pooh as well
POV: Sheogorath lives in your brain
IMAGINE: Sheogorath crawls inside your ear. You tell him to stop, but he is in there.
Tell me! Meaning: Be Brave
38:26 I thought you were saying “hockey mod” and I was so confused
Edit: spelling :/
poorly translated mods used to be funny
but then brainrot made the real world poorly translated.
anyone know which first person animations he was using?
what mod is that that whiterun gets attacked?
There is a website that has badly translated
alphrya stemcock is irish
Excuse me there's a typo in the thumbnail, his name is Ulfric StormCOCK
50:40 Trans kids can relate. xD
oooooo
looking so handsome
2:29:39 WILL WOOD REFERENCE?????
W
"A big trap" - finally we have transgenders in skyrim!
Badly Translated Skyrim has one item that makes it all worthwhile. And if you would be willing to play it again without this stupid build nonsense, I'll give you the code that will allow you to spawn in Coffee. Play the Dawnguard questline as it is so much funnier than the main story questline.
3th
4rd
1st
This series was my reason for making a twitch account 🥲 (Loved the Traps Only btw!)
*TELL ME*