LOSING MY MIND as a Conservative "Debunks" This SIGN??

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  • @RealRanton
    @RealRanton 4 года назад +5651

    how r people like this real

    • @Ruby-yb8kk
      @Ruby-yb8kk 4 года назад +220

      Didn't expect to find you here

    • @AnimeFan9833
      @AnimeFan9833 4 года назад +298

      Don't worry they aren't, Doyle only exists in old black and white movies

    • @e.t.6589
      @e.t.6589 4 года назад +193

      Holy shit my favorite video game reviewer watches my favorite politics reviewer let’s go

    • @andwhat
      @andwhat 4 года назад +87

      They need some buddhism in their life

    • @Nathan-jq5eh
      @Nathan-jq5eh 4 года назад +33

      glad to see you here

  • @IndigoGrey
    @IndigoGrey 4 года назад +2941

    Some sign somewhere: "Women are people."
    Doyle: "I don't know about that one."

    • @yeetthefeet2504
      @yeetthefeet2504 4 года назад +122

      Random Sign: Science is real
      Dingus-I mean Doyle: Axshuwully

    • @darkcrystalmagik3369
      @darkcrystalmagik3369 4 года назад +113

      That's the awesome thing about the sign and why I was so excited to get one bc they are statements that literally NO ONE can argue with, at least not without sounding completely irrational and /or full of shit

    • @Mmm_Kay
      @Mmm_Kay 4 года назад +3

      Ded

    • @AnimeFan9833
      @AnimeFan9833 4 года назад +36

      @@darkcrystalmagik3369 Well äkxhooally

    • @Timmering
      @Timmering 4 года назад +7

      It’s clear we are aliens.

  • @ZoniB-dj1do
    @ZoniB-dj1do 3 года назад +456

    A woman is: "ability to give birth"
    The infertile woman: "not woman"

    • @mrmaniac3
      @mrmaniac3 3 года назад +64

      He simultaneously invalidated womanhood while also validating LGBTQ+ in that single point

    • @agees924
      @agees924 3 года назад +29

      Ikr. Such harmful rhetoric to the millions of women who are infertile and already feel like less of a woman for it. 😔

    • @Pink_pr1ncess
      @Pink_pr1ncess 3 года назад +10

      @Thought for Food My mom hit menopause I guess she’s not a woman anymore 🧍🏽‍♀️

    • @magpiem0th
      @magpiem0th 3 года назад +4

      my mom got her tubes tied I guess she's not a woman anymore 😔

    • @ZoniB-dj1do
      @ZoniB-dj1do 3 года назад

      @@magpiem0th she's still a woman..always and forever 🥰

  • @freshprinceofsolaire.2123
    @freshprinceofsolaire.2123 Год назад +113

    “The average gay relationship lasts less than 2 years”
    That’s true for literally everyone… the average relationship for everyone lasts less than 2 years.

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee Год назад +48

      Directly after gay marriage became legal in Germany, there was a massive flood of gay newly-weds.
      My favorite are still the two men who were the first in my hometown. They‘d been together for over ten years, and one was terminally ill. They literally rolled him into city hall in his hospital bed, oxygen canister included. It was the happiest moment in their life. He passed away two weeks later. Waiting for the day he finally gets to marry the love of his life was what kept him alive, quite literally.
      RIP, man. You did well.

  • @anubis2745
    @anubis2745 4 года назад +743

    I never realized how much pure, seething, unadulterated hatred is foundational to conservative thought.

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 4 года назад +109

      It literally is. Once you get to fascist it REALLY starts to become unmanageable, at which point you either end up reevaluating your political stance or killing people.

    • @kx7500
      @kx7500 3 года назад +1

      Wow were you previously Hellen Keller until recently?

    • @pivotguydc1149
      @pivotguydc1149 3 года назад +13

      @@Godaronful Tomato, Tomahto 👍

    • @michaeldautry
      @michaeldautry 3 года назад +25

      Don’t forget fear, fear of everything especially that one day they’ll turn gay 🤣

    • @justin-md4xm
      @justin-md4xm 3 года назад +1

      Where have you been then?

  • @at5203
    @at5203 4 года назад +7599

    Imagine lossing an argument against a sign.

    • @steveharrison76
      @steveharrison76 4 года назад +36

      Hahah!

    • @gezi5927
      @gezi5927 4 года назад +121

      @LoveitorleaveitUSA#1 USA i mean, that’s just scientifically incorrect considering that people can be born with a wide variety of what neuroscientists classify as gender. Yeah there’s two natural sexes (some people are born with a genetic disorder where they may have both genitalia or neither) but gender is apparently different

    • @eiyukabe
      @eiyukabe 4 года назад +68

      @@gezi5927 Gender being different is cultural, not scientific. There are still dictionaries that have it as a synonym for sex because up until about 10 years ago that's how it was used. It's the one thing that the left actually gets wrong. There is no need for gender, we should abolish it as a concept so people can be free to dress how they want, behave how they want (without hurting others) etc without having to feel like they must proclaim or change their gender to justify it. The modern leftist gender movement strengthens the chains of gender instead of loosening them.
      Not that Love it or leave it understands the problem with modern gender theories, as he (and I am very confident he is a white 20-something male that frequents 4chan) comes at everything from a right wing perspective, which is the perspective of utmost lunacy.

    • @bradm6287
      @bradm6287 4 года назад +13

      Imagine coming to terms with the fact that this guy exists.

    • @PhysicsGamer
      @PhysicsGamer 4 года назад +17

      @@gezi5927 Eh... even that can depend. Especially once you start including chimerism. It's a bimodal sort of thing rather than binary.

  • @raiorai2
    @raiorai2 3 года назад +827

    "Somebody is making absolute bank making liberals feel better about themselves."
    -- A guy literally wearing a MAGA hat

    • @Chloe-qd5vx
      @Chloe-qd5vx 3 года назад +65

      literally immediately after he said that I went “as if trump didn’t make bank off his merch” smh the cognitive dissonance in this dude lmao

    • @ZhangK71
      @ZhangK71 3 года назад +28

      This tells us one of two things: either the quality of pro-Trump grifting has fallen so much because there's no pressure to keep it high -- because the average Trump supporter's ability to detect contradiction/irony -- and intelligence level in general -- is _really_ just that low; or the pro-Trump grifters, supposedly smarter than the rank-and-file grunts, themselves are legitimately that stupid. Either way, it doesn't inspire confidence in the credibility of Trumpism -- as if Trumpism has ever inspired any confidence.

    • @weatheranddarkness
      @weatheranddarkness 3 года назад +8

      @@ZhangK71 oh, it's standard grift practice; see Nigerian prince scam; you filter the people by intelligence by the very quality of the schpeel you sell them. By presenting essentially bullshit you filter out all the people who will waste your time and you only end up having to work your wiles on suckers.

    • @ZhangK71
      @ZhangK71 3 года назад +4

      @@weatheranddarkness Yep, I’m well aware of that tactic, which sounds like the first possibility I mentioned. Don’t make a con more elaborate than the intelligence of those it’s trying to finesse!

    • @weatheranddarkness
      @weatheranddarkness 3 года назад +2

      @@ZhangK71 all this doesn't have much positive to say about the average intelligence in the USA does it?

  • @2edge2fury99
    @2edge2fury99 3 года назад +456

    Every couple months I’m reminded that John Doyle attempted to debate a sign and lost and it’s still so funny to me

    • @NIHIL_EGO
      @NIHIL_EGO 3 года назад +42

      Same energy as when Ben debated John Lennon beyond the grave.

    • @ridjenite
      @ridjenite 11 месяцев назад

      @@NIHIL_EGO I gotta find those videos, one of them by Lonerbox.

  • @RavenholmZombie
    @RavenholmZombie 4 года назад +4181

    Conservatives: "Putting political signs on your front lawn is cringe!"
    Also Conservatives: _[literally covered from head to toe in Trump MAGA merch]_

    • @onnol917
      @onnol917 4 года назад +280

      Are you expecting self reflection?

    • @nightcrow1688
      @nightcrow1688 3 года назад +10

      both sides literally do the same thing
      Except one would somewhat rather burn your business to the ground before letting you have a opposite opinion

    • @onnol917
      @onnol917 3 года назад +327

      @@nightcrow1688 and the other one tries to kipnap and execute state officials, two people can play your dishonest claim game

    • @sacta
      @sacta 3 года назад +127

      @@nightcrow1688 Can you show me instances of 'libruls' claiming that political signs are cringe while decked in their own 'merch'? Please, I'd love to see it if you have any source and are not just pulling this out of your ass.

    • @onnol917
      @onnol917 3 года назад +13

      @The Mutineers it is the old discussion of 'moral and ethicly responsible justice by people' vs 'justice according to a justiciary system'. There can no mix of both, being judge, jury and executionor gives immense power to the strongest in society while using a justice system, guess what, takes power away from the people and gives power to wealthy and connected people.
      It ends up with the less bad system to being preferable

  • @nanostar7159
    @nanostar7159 4 года назад +1011

    Sign: Womens rights are human rights
    Doyle: *(Clears throat) UHm ACkTuallY-*

  • @cpl_
    @cpl_ 3 года назад +1406

    “Back bone of western civilization.. heterosexuality” this dude has never heard of Rome or Greece I’m assuming as they the start of western civilization were not giving one crap about who’s gender they slept with or how many people they did it with.

    • @swolejeezy2603
      @swolejeezy2603 3 года назад +167

      The guys obviously never heard of Jeremy Denton - an Enlightenment era intellectual who was the first modern person to argue that homosexuality was not a choice

    • @joemagarac405
      @joemagarac405 3 года назад +113

      They think Western civilization started in the 18th century in Northern Europe instead of in Iraq/Iran and Northern Africa long before the Abrahamic religions.

    • @worldwideugly3753
      @worldwideugly3753 3 года назад +61

      There are myths about Zeus fucking handsome men.

    • @megauser8512
      @megauser8512 3 года назад +4

      I know right!

    • @judoexpert2057
      @judoexpert2057 3 года назад +12

      Yep and about that Roman pope who had literal orgies lmao

  • @michaelflamel2611
    @michaelflamel2611 3 года назад +362

    “I’m all for the femboy uprising” is something I never knew I needed Vaush to say

    • @arby327
      @arby327 2 года назад +11

      Timestamp?

    • @nihil5182
      @nihil5182 2 года назад +17

      @@arby327 55:00 roughly

  • @Karak971
    @Karak971 4 года назад +347

    18:20 as a Portlander, he's correct. Portland no longer exists, im typing this from the vault under the courthouse where the few remaining citizens managed to flee before BLM flattened the city. Send help.

    • @zemmiie
      @zemmiie 3 года назад +13

      This made me chuckle lolol

    • @korudodragoon1
      @korudodragoon1 3 года назад +5

      😂

    • @espenstoro
      @espenstoro 3 года назад +7

      Metro 2020

    • @statera4497
      @statera4497 3 года назад +1

      I laughed so hard from this and now want it to be a fallout mod 😂

    • @notadoll17
      @notadoll17 3 года назад +2

      Three Portlands? ;)

  • @alabama100
    @alabama100 3 года назад +2681

    Dear Liberals:
    If you don't like injustice, why haven't you singlehandedly eliminated the problem by yourselves without our help?
    - Conservatives

    • @corxiiifelinike2643
      @corxiiifelinike2643 3 года назад +27

      Because the world is not black and white, simpleton.

    • @alabama100
      @alabama100 3 года назад +352

      @@corxiiifelinike2643 I know, I'm making fun of Conservatives' argument

    • @corxiiifelinike2643
      @corxiiifelinike2643 3 года назад +228

      @@alabama100 sorry, your sarcasm just flew over my head.

    • @user-hu3iy9gz5j
      @user-hu3iy9gz5j 3 года назад +8

      "Liberals"

    • @alyssapinon9670
      @alyssapinon9670 3 года назад +151

      PS- Not to mention that we try to actively work against your efforts and blame you for wanting change. Sincerely conservatives

  • @spec7441
    @spec7441 3 года назад +3553

    I unironically believe that if Johnny was actually in the 1950's he'd probably end up getting bullied by greasers and killed in Korea

    • @yunnuc
      @yunnuc 3 года назад +242

      This comment is a hidden gem

    • @hamburger4635
      @hamburger4635 3 года назад +72

      You sir deserve a metal for this comment.

    • @VenomSnake420
      @VenomSnake420 3 года назад +189

      He wouldve died from exhaustion in the first PT exercises at basic

    • @TheRainyKingdom
      @TheRainyKingdom 3 года назад +68

      @@yungcris5211 and then argued why the water he should have been handing out was not “life”

    • @kittyykatie
      @kittyykatie 3 года назад +107

      my uncle survived the war and I can say this guy couldn't

  • @nightman6349
    @nightman6349 3 года назад +389

    The Irony of a fem boy telling his audience to lift weights and get masculine.

    • @sirlenemodesto2665
      @sirlenemodesto2665 3 года назад +49

      Thats not a femboy, more like a normie nerd

    • @ImperatorZor
      @ImperatorZor 3 года назад +85

      Hey man, don't insult femboys by comparing them to this schmuck.

    • @nightman6349
      @nightman6349 3 года назад +164

      @@ImperatorZor no disrespect to the femboy community. But this guy is 15mins of hair and makeup away from being passed around a Roman bath house.

    • @dianak8656
      @dianak8656 3 года назад +29

      @@nightman6349 less femboyish than shabibo imo but he will get old soon

    • @Kickiusz
      @Kickiusz 3 года назад +19

      @@dianak8656 but is he less femboyish than Paul Joseph Watson? I mean I know PJW has a beard, but just look at those luscious lips... and those watery eyes... 😳

  • @klip8726
    @klip8726 4 года назад +471

    When saying love is love offends you, it's time to stop looking at the enemy and start looking within.

    • @Towlapeiwa
      @Towlapeiwa 4 года назад +72

      Peak “are we the bad guys?” moments

    • @amandagarcia2848
      @amandagarcia2848 4 года назад +71

      @ANA HAS BEEN RESURRECTED I think you need help. Get some therapy.

    • @MM-rz8hr
      @MM-rz8hr 4 года назад +20

      @@chris.hartliss truly impressive tbh

    • @Wyrdangus
      @Wyrdangus 4 года назад +34

      @@chris.hartliss I believe they’re the same child as “ANA TOOK A CRUISE IN MARCH”. Honestly pathetic. I expect more from braindead insects

    • @papercutsunset
      @papercutsunset 4 года назад +25

      @ANA HAS BEEN RESURRECTED Are you okay???

  • @unknown6390
    @unknown6390 4 года назад +2508

    Doyle reeks of "born in the wrong generation" vibes. Funnily enough, he wouldn't last a week in the 50's.

    • @God_gundam36
      @God_gundam36 4 года назад +606

      @ANA HAS BEEN RESURRECTED because he would be the skinny bitch boy who all the football chads in their Jersey jackets would shove in the locker while doyle complains about chivalry.

    • @sargonsblackgrandfather2072
      @sargonsblackgrandfather2072 4 года назад +204

      @ANA HAS BEEN RESURRECTED what’s your weird obsession with Ana?

    • @tsarzamancorpdna
      @tsarzamancorpdna 4 года назад +168

      @ANA HAS BEEN RESURRECTED oh hey look guys its the anna coomer

    • @papercutsunset
      @papercutsunset 4 года назад +123

      @@God_gundam36 He also seems pretty incapable of throwing a football, like, at all.

    • @God_gundam36
      @God_gundam36 4 года назад +98

      @ANA HAS BEEN RESURRECTED yeah that's been happening throughout time do you think taking back women's freedoms would make these people anymore fuckable?

  • @dmoneyonair
    @dmoneyonair 4 года назад +226

    "liberalism is selfish"
    meanwhile conservatives vote based nearly entirely on their tax rate

    • @drock9009
      @drock9009 3 года назад +23

      Don't forget the right not caring for other people's health during covid.

    • @TheOtherCaleb
      @TheOtherCaleb 3 года назад

      Selfishness is a virtue in the market. It’s great.

    • @michaeldautry
      @michaeldautry 3 года назад +8

      And controlling women

  • @yoekt
    @yoekt 3 года назад +144

    I like how every time Vaush tries to predict what stupid argument Doyle will use next, Doyle surpasses his expectations and comes up with something even more asinine.

    • @ridjenite
      @ridjenite 11 месяцев назад +2

      What can he say? He's just that asinine.

  • @beansfebreeze
    @beansfebreeze 4 года назад +1552

    Doyle's origin story is that his girlfriend left him for a black guy and I don't want to believe otherwise

    • @wooogie672
      @wooogie672 4 года назад +316

      Bold of you to assume that’s he’s ever had a girlfriend to begin with

    • @somkeshav4143
      @somkeshav4143 4 года назад +211

      @@wooogie672 Bold of you to assume that he has friends

    • @cuddles3140
      @cuddles3140 4 года назад +182

      @@jellyjamese3134 bold of you to assume his mom loves him enough to allow him to

    • @yeetthefeet2504
      @yeetthefeet2504 4 года назад +162

      @@cuddles3140 bold enough for you to assume he has a human mother

    • @mr.comrade434
      @mr.comrade434 4 года назад +81

      @@yeetthefeet2504 bold of you to assume he's not a lizard person

  • @hakapakahakapaka9907
    @hakapakahakapaka9907 4 года назад +812

    It's nice that he got his older sister to be in his intro with him

    • @enter_eagle
      @enter_eagle 3 года назад +67

      ooh you got a laugh out of me

    • @smhpgh
      @smhpgh 3 года назад +66

      "Hey step sis! Whatcha up to? Wanna be in this RUclips video with me?"

    • @charnixgaming
      @charnixgaming 3 года назад +39

      He only did it to give her a fat kiss.

    • @aino1010
      @aino1010 3 года назад +5

      Its actually his Sister right

    • @copperlapislazuli4156
      @copperlapislazuli4156 3 года назад +20

      I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s really is his sister.

  • @unknown6390
    @unknown6390 4 года назад +2012

    "Women's Rights Are Human Rights"
    Doyle: *AcTUALLY, UHM-*

    • @excalibur2772
      @excalibur2772 4 года назад +201

      @ANA HAS BEEN RESURRECTED Okay? And? And I assume you mean in the US because that is not the case in many places in the world.

    • @elcastro5000
      @elcastro5000 4 года назад +206

      @ANA HAS BEEN RESURRECTED "should have"
      ... Yes yes. Women have all the freedoms that we men think they should have....
      By saying the should have. You're implying that there are freedoms they should not have.

    • @excalibur2772
      @excalibur2772 4 года назад +27

      @ANA HAS BEEN RESURRECTED And East Asian and East European and African and South American

    • @IndigoGrey
      @IndigoGrey 4 года назад +90

      @ANA HAS BEEN RESURRECTED Women's right to bodily autonomy is about to be thrown out the window, so no? You're just wrong.

    • @eiyukabe
      @eiyukabe 4 года назад +14

      @@OctyabrAprelya I think that was a cute way of referring to "Muslim" countries.

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 3 года назад +70

    13:20 - Point N°1 - Black Lives Matter
    23:05 - Point N°2 - No human is illegal
    27:50 - Point N°3 - Love is Love
    42:55 - Point N°4 - Women's rights are human's rights
    55:25 - Point N°5 - Science is real
    59:30 - Point N°6 - Water is life
    1:02:00 - Point N°7 - Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere

  • @dappermasquerade4299
    @dappermasquerade4299 4 года назад +292

    also, complaining about people capitalizing by selling signs is nuts, this guy is supposed to be pro capitalism...

    • @ProperlyGaming
      @ProperlyGaming 4 года назад +31

      Pro capitalism... but only to those who hold the same views as him

    • @kx7500
      @kx7500 3 года назад +22

      It’s almost as if he’s a fascist

    • @archiesimpson5172
      @archiesimpson5172 3 года назад +2

      @@kx7500 ALMOST???

  • @whatispie42
    @whatispie42 3 года назад +2640

    He bashes liberals for “being selfish for not accepting different beliefs” on a show called Heck Off, Commie. Pretty funny imo

    • @Tavat
      @Tavat 3 года назад +121

      It’d be funny if it weren’t so confidently unhinged. Insanity.

    • @inafridge8573
      @inafridge8573 3 года назад +41

      Consistency and principle isn't in his purview

    • @isaacleiferman709
      @isaacleiferman709 3 года назад +88

      It's funny that conservatives a pretty much everything that they think liberals are.

    • @jayhonmerks4637
      @jayhonmerks4637 3 года назад +3

      @@isaacleiferman709 it’s funny how you can’t spell

    • @pursaveer9027
      @pursaveer9027 3 года назад +37

      @@jayhonmerks4637 , when pointing out mistakes, it's important to not be mistaken yourself, lest you look stupid.

  • @chrisandrews6185
    @chrisandrews6185 4 года назад +530

    If this guy is married, I guarantee that his wife secretly despises him.

    • @littycarboi3048
      @littycarboi3048 4 года назад +138

      Bet you she cheats on him with Martin the black guy across the street that he hates.

    • @gSWG3R
      @gSWG3R 4 года назад +57

      I thought that was his older sister. He looks and sounds 16.

    • @nargacuga05
      @nargacuga05 4 года назад +44

      I would say that he probably beats his wife, but she’d have to be a quadriplegic to be weak enough to be bullied by this guy, also, where’s his beard, he looks 12, I’m gay and have had to shave since I was 16

    • @yeetthefeet2504
      @yeetthefeet2504 4 года назад +46

      @LEFTY SOY BOY bold of you to assume this person is lonely

    • @ssolano7535
      @ssolano7535 4 года назад +22

      Is he old enough to get married? Must live in a red state where they push child marriage.

  • @delila5034
    @delila5034 3 года назад +210

    *Whines about virtue signaling*
    *Has a set with a Tesla, Jordan Peterson, Smith & Wesson, Trump tweet, Capitalism stickers on a laptop, an army helmet, rifle, MAGA hat, Trump 2020 shirt, WWII and Cold War propaganda posters, a Jesus bobble head, and a giant American flag*

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee Год назад +4

      I‘m sad the flag didn’t contain more red…

  • @xenosbreed
    @xenosbreed 3 года назад +1983

    How snowflake do you have to be to perceive 'love is love' as an attack?

    • @weatheranddarkness
      @weatheranddarkness 3 года назад +95

      very

    • @sonic8005
      @sonic8005 3 года назад +84

      If I know John then he is *only* triggered by the idea of gay marriage... If he is worse than I thought then he would also be against people marrying somebody of another ethnic group too

    • @nebulisnoobis102
      @nebulisnoobis102 3 года назад +69

      @@Antimony145 how did you miss the point by so far

    • @sonic8005
      @sonic8005 3 года назад +52

      @@Antimony145 you did more than say it wrong and miss the point, you also replied to me and not the person who said it.
      But yeah "love is love" is not really stupid. I would say it if a black person wanted to marry a white person. Consenting adults should be allowed to marry should they not?

    • @gongusdeedeetow1510
      @gongusdeedeetow1510 3 года назад +54

      @@Antimony145 children cant consent so noooooo

  • @jasonelek9202
    @jasonelek9202 4 года назад +172

    There's literally a church down the street from me that keeps getting its pride flag stolen

    • @alexisramos904
      @alexisramos904 4 года назад +23

      that ain't right man

    • @kx7500
      @kx7500 3 года назад +9

      It’s just so pretty

    • @nicothenecromancer
      @nicothenecromancer 3 года назад +14

      That poor church trying to do the right thing getting mistreated😔

    • @teumessian108
      @teumessian108 3 года назад +2

      that's horrible :(

    • @orangeworm
      @orangeworm 3 года назад +7

      lol it's okay just paint it onto the side of the church

  • @notasovietspy8008
    @notasovietspy8008 3 года назад +72

    To think that just 6 months ago I watched Jon Doyle and now I'm a socialist is a mindfuck for me

    • @Estradiol_Gaming
      @Estradiol_Gaming 3 года назад +24

      Damn that’s some fucking improvement

    • @cloudperson890
      @cloudperson890 3 года назад +26

      "hmm today i'm 16 and I want to become political"

    • @Landshark3704
      @Landshark3704 Год назад +19

      I mean like back in 2017/18 i was a borderline N@zi and was real nasty towards people… andddd then I discovered I was Bi and in doing so reflected so now I’m here lol

    • @cardboardking577
      @cardboardking577 Год назад +8

      Bro is speedrunning American politics any%

    • @notasovietspy8008
      @notasovietspy8008 Год назад +5

      @@cloudperson890 lol it really felt like that

  • @thevarietychannelofyoutube4769
    @thevarietychannelofyoutube4769 4 года назад +269

    Seriously?! You know, I used to think that villain's in kids movies were written poorly because there's nobody that's as one dimensionally evil as they are in real life. I guess I was wrong.

    • @artisticcannibalism1350
      @artisticcannibalism1350 4 года назад +33

      Reality is often disappointing.

    • @thevarietychannelofyoutube4769
      @thevarietychannelofyoutube4769 4 года назад +21

      ​@@artisticcannibalism1350 I know, right? You would think that someone this cartoonishly evil wouldn't be a real thing

    • @JoseRS1186
      @JoseRS1186 4 года назад +11

      Robocop is retroactively too tame a satire now. The world of Robocop is too optimistic for the world we live in.

    • @PhysicsGamer
      @PhysicsGamer 4 года назад +8

      Reality is unlike fiction in that fiction is generally obliged to make sense.
      Pretty sure that's a quote from somewhere, actually.

  • @gushernandez25
    @gushernandez25 3 года назад +745

    That guys is weird, goes from "America first" to "liberals are selfish" lol

    • @user-hu3iy9gz5j
      @user-hu3iy9gz5j 3 года назад +3

      "Liberals"

    • @peterstamerra445
      @peterstamerra445 3 года назад +42

      “Liberals are selfish!”
      Ok so share the wealth with those less fortunate than you
      “YOURE TRYING TO STEAL MY HARD EARNED MONEY!!”

    • @user-hu3iy9gz5j
      @user-hu3iy9gz5j 3 года назад

      @@peterstamerra445 Liberals want low taxes

    • @peterstamerra445
      @peterstamerra445 3 года назад +15

      @@user-hu3iy9gz5j We’re all for raising taxes for those who can take it. If some billionaire you’ll never meet gets taxes to put some kid you’ll never met through college, why should you care?

    • @user-hu3iy9gz5j
      @user-hu3iy9gz5j 3 года назад

      @@peterstamerra445 Traditionaly, socialists want high taxes and liberals want low. With that said, I have not put any value to it yet

  • @kotasum8386
    @kotasum8386 3 года назад +30

    I really don't understand these skinny nerdy white dudes who think they're part of the strongest race on earth while simultaneously not being able to bench the bar, come on now

  • @arthurmorgan1550
    @arthurmorgan1550 4 года назад +324

    John Doyle think we’re collectivists who don’t care about the individual but also thinks we’re individualists who only care about ourselves 🤔

    • @goldengears5355
      @goldengears5355 4 года назад +1

      Where did he say leftists were individualists? Must've missed that part.

    • @GrapesUponTheVine
      @GrapesUponTheVine 4 года назад +36

      @@goldengears5355 5:33 “liberalism is rooted in selfishness”

    • @Cobalt985
      @Cobalt985 4 года назад +30

      @LEFTY SOY BOY "Joined Sep 22, 2020"

    • @goldengears5355
      @goldengears5355 4 года назад +12

      @@GrapesUponTheVine It's technically correct, but I don't think he realizes that, given that he probably thinks liberalism and leftism are the same thing.

    • @gudboah4688
      @gudboah4688 4 года назад +8

      You’re a good man Arthur Morgan

  • @BSU3000
    @BSU3000 4 года назад +190

    "That boy is so narrow minded, he can look through a keyhole with both eyes".
    - Foghorn Leghorn

    • @mindlander
      @mindlander 4 года назад +4

      I remember this. It is so good. Thanks for the reminder.

    • @SefirothPH
      @SefirothPH 4 года назад +8

      @ANA HAS BEEN RESURRECTED Narrow minded? Kyle Kulinski? The only lib who can harshly criticize ineffectual dems and Obama and become outraged at Bernie bending backward to allow Biden to walk all over him? You're braindead and out of your depth.

  • @eiyukabe
    @eiyukabe 4 года назад +496

    "The side of the political aisle that wants to help the oppressed is rooted in selfishness" -- actual, unironic conservative in 2020.
    EDIT: If you see @LoveitorleaveitUSA#1 USA, please report them for constantly harassing people in these comments and spreading libel about Vausch.

    • @legion999
      @legion999 4 года назад +53

      That gives me some 1984 vibes. "Freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength etc". So compassion is selfish, and self-interest is selfless?

    • @eiyukabe
      @eiyukabe 4 года назад +15

      @@legion999 It really seems like it.

    • @plutoyoon
      @plutoyoon 4 года назад +18

      i guess wanting rights is p selfish

    • @Fr0stbite1801
      @Fr0stbite1801 4 года назад +27

      Lol u leftists are such liars, straight white men are the most oppressed minority the universe has ever seen /s

    • @burnttoast111
      @burnttoast111 4 года назад +22

      @@Fr0stbite1801 Amen, brother! They were taken on slave ships from Africa, forced to work in the fields for nothing! Living lives in chains, and if they ran away, they were hunted down like dogs. Once the white man finally became a full citizen after Vietnam (which is what that war was about), and finally got the right to vote, he was harassed, and publicly lynched to discourage him from participating in society. You history so good. Brains right facts.

  • @DravonMalik
    @DravonMalik 4 года назад +307

    ASMR: Nazi McLovin tries to make you dumb while literally every brain cell in your head fights back.

  • @whocaresreallly5886
    @whocaresreallly5886 3 года назад +428

    So if love only exists to make children then him saying he loves his mother is kinda odd

    • @weatheranddarkness
      @weatheranddarkness 3 года назад +25

      It's like the Ms Poopy pants thing going on right now, she's been self owning along the same lines.

    • @weatheranddarkness
      @weatheranddarkness 3 года назад +13

      @Joshua Barbanel but what did the man with the Jesus bobble head say?

    • @themangoman9315
      @themangoman9315 3 года назад +5

      John should change his name to Chris

  • @backwardsbandit8094
    @backwardsbandit8094 4 года назад +761

    Sorry John Doyle, you'd still be severely bullied in high school back in the 50s too :/

    • @danieltobin4498
      @danieltobin4498 4 года назад +75

      Probably more so

    • @peewee130946
      @peewee130946 4 года назад +61

      Did you see the way he threw a football? Lmao

    • @logjpg
      @logjpg 4 года назад +1

      AHAHAHA

    • @earlymanproductions8863
      @earlymanproductions8863 3 года назад +4

      instagram.com/p/CEA3FhnArD8/? are you talking about this John Doyle or another one?

    • @kopeyka22
      @kopeyka22 3 года назад +5

      @@earlymanproductions8863 Yes, that one.

  • @zoshahgtr
    @zoshahgtr 4 года назад +297

    Debunking "Science is real" 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @Wyrdangus
      @Wyrdangus 4 года назад +6

      Transphobes 5Head

    • @sauceduphands2239
      @sauceduphands2239 4 года назад +64

      @ANA HAS BEEN RESURRECTED you’re replying to every comment please get laid 🙏

    • @zaphirael5303
      @zaphirael5303 4 года назад +24

      @@sauceduphands2239 it's a troll, just ignore them and if we're lucky they might kill themselves

    • @Wyrdangus
      @Wyrdangus 4 года назад +19

      @ANA HAS BEEN RESURRECTEDAHAHAHAHAHAHA LITERALLY AGAINST ALL SCIENTISTS. Good job. You’re a literal child kiddo, go to school

    • @RemixedVoice
      @RemixedVoice 4 года назад +4

      Wanna know how to debunk science? With moar science

  • @trevorh6750
    @trevorh6750 3 года назад +357

    *complains about virtue signaling behind Jesus bobble head

    • @weatheranddarkness
      @weatheranddarkness 3 года назад +15

      seriously.
      He's probably still offended by the kiss in Gone With the Wind

  • @SamWeltzin
    @SamWeltzin 4 года назад +470

    This Doyle guy is the living embodiment of the "Checkmate, Atheists" meme.

    • @anon.8971
      @anon.8971 4 года назад +31

      Yeah, I'm a theist, but I'm fully willing to accept the vast majority of evidence does not support my viewpoint, and agree with a lot of the evidence anyway.
      (Also using religion to justify hatred is not only awful, but also nonsensical when considering the fundamentals of religion)
      Edit: this comment lead to a massive reply chain, so I wanted to support my points with the fact that I am the pope.

    • @SamWeltzin
      @SamWeltzin 4 года назад +7

      @Jaded Joker Gottem!

    • @dreadedsage8630
      @dreadedsage8630 3 года назад +2

      @Jaded Joker pretty sure he's a theist

    • @dreadedsage8630
      @dreadedsage8630 3 года назад +2

      @Jaded Joker how so😂

    • @nixiebristow8644
      @nixiebristow8644 3 года назад +7

      @Jaded Joker Being a theist doesn't make someone a Christian. I'm a theist but I'm not religious in the slightest.

  • @StrawberryVein
    @StrawberryVein 3 года назад +1300

    That Jesus figurine really doesn’t want to be there

    • @onepunch9203
      @onepunch9203 3 года назад +124

      🤣👍🏼
      Yes. I don't think Jesus would approve of this wingnut..... or right wingers in general.

    • @rwparker1968
      @rwparker1968 3 года назад +20

      I thought that was supposed to be Kevin Sorbo.

    • @Fengsuave_
      @Fengsuave_ 3 года назад +52

      You guys are incredibly funny in this comment section. I’m new here, do commies just have a better sense of humor because they are educated??

    • @rancorious247
      @rancorious247 3 года назад +19

      @@Fengsuave_ not all of us are communist

    • @Fengsuave_
      @Fengsuave_ 3 года назад +19

      @@rancorious247 Woops, I think my ignorant comment really proved I’m new here

  • @gracemanis6812
    @gracemanis6812 4 года назад +376

    "women's rights are human rights"
    "i have my doubts... are women people??"

  • @itisnotsosimple
    @itisnotsosimple 3 года назад +30

    As a 26 year old virgin, I'm glad that the absolute Chad, Vaush said that I was still valid. (Not an incel btw just a regular guy too shy to get laid.)

    • @coalbun1094
      @coalbun1094 Год назад +7

      No shame in it yo.

    • @itisnotsosimple
      @itisnotsosimple Год назад +7

      @@coalbun1094 as a now 27 year old virgin, that is nice to hear. Thank you.

  • @fadingintofocus
    @fadingintofocus 4 года назад +219

    the word "sign" is in the word "signal". Its kind of what the word means.

    • @katethegoat7507
      @katethegoat7507 4 года назад +23

      Yeah they literally come from the same Latin root word.

    • @kx7500
      @kx7500 3 года назад

      @@katethegoat7507 please tell us what word that is I’m dying to know

    • @katethegoat7507
      @katethegoat7507 3 года назад +7

      @@kx7500 signum

  • @dragonboy141
    @dragonboy141 3 года назад +185

    I’ve literally never seen someone contradict themselves so much in a span of 25 seconds. It’s almost impressive.

    • @nickg2129
      @nickg2129 3 года назад +8

      yeah i don’t know how he manages to formulate these arguments in his head without seeing the hypocrisy of almost everything he says. complete lack of self awareness and critical thinking.

  • @timothypickarski5234
    @timothypickarski5234 3 года назад +38

    “Virtue signaling is bad”
    “Yes I own MAGA merch”

  • @jeffreyklein3140
    @jeffreyklein3140 3 года назад +791

    Oh, he's gay. For sure. We smell our own.

    • @kx7500
      @kx7500 3 года назад +128

      It’s somewhat of a musky cake icing smell

    • @claytonhawes4731
      @claytonhawes4731 3 года назад +151

      WE DON'T CLAIM HIM

    • @swolejeezy2603
      @swolejeezy2603 3 года назад +158

      Im sorry but the people who get this mad at gay people can’t possibly be straight

    • @cosmictraveler1146
      @cosmictraveler1146 3 года назад +140

      @@swolejeezy2603 Yeah not all homophobes are gay but when their hate gets this vitriolic it makes you go hmmmm.

    • @johngr1747
      @johngr1747 3 года назад +19

      The radar!

  • @graysonsoine337
    @graysonsoine337 3 года назад +27

    He’s the type of person to call other religions weird while drinking the blood of a demigod in a dark room surrounded by old men

    • @patrickanderson62
      @patrickanderson62 3 года назад +11

      Preparing for when said executed demigod will return.

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee Год назад

      AND eating his flesh.
      It’s no wonder the Roman Empire tried to wipe them out.

    • @S.D.323
      @S.D.323 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@ArDeeMeelook religious persecution is wrong in any case

  • @Gahdam322
    @Gahdam322 3 года назад +668

    *Calls out liberals for buying Biden yard signs*
    *wears MAGA hat*

    • @weatheranddarkness
      @weatheranddarkness 3 года назад +35

      Shows how much he gets out of the house. In my experience you don't even have to be in a conservative area to see trump yard signs all over the place. Any other sign is essentially an aberration.

    • @generalj216
      @generalj216 3 года назад +1

      He’s calling them out for spending so much on it.

    • @weatheranddarkness
      @weatheranddarkness 3 года назад +32

      @@generalj216 which makes him even dumber because clearly it's trumptards who spend the most on it. By probably a whole order of magnitude

    • @generalj216
      @generalj216 3 года назад

      @@weatheranddarkness ? All of his stuff would’ve come to like $50 tops. The woketards spent $100 on a sign they could easily throw together themselves (providing they have the skill)

    • @Gahdam322
      @Gahdam322 3 года назад +41

      @@generalj216 tf are you talking about? A Biden Harris sign costs like $7. Trump knows his base is stupid and charges $25 for a MAGA hat off his merch site. I’d drive through neighborhoods flooded with trump stuff. Never once have I seen liberals do that

  • @nate-bc9zw
    @nate-bc9zw 3 года назад +18

    As a gay person, I loved how he used air quotes to talk about my rights

  • @Jcewazhere
    @Jcewazhere 4 года назад +126

    Why does the "science isn't real" guy have a Tesla sticker on his laptop...

    • @JohnRBIV
      @JohnRBIV 4 года назад +34

      because hahah elon musk funny :)))))

    • @plutoyoon
      @plutoyoon 4 года назад +3

      i thought that too 😭😭

    • @mcdallywacker8977
      @mcdallywacker8977 4 года назад +13

      Elon musk no use science. Elon musk use lectricity

    • @Matt_Fields_29
      @Matt_Fields_29 4 года назад +18

      The more Elon Musk turns out to be a stereotypical bastard billionaire, the more people like John Doyle like him.

    • @Jcewazhere
      @Jcewazhere 4 года назад +1

      @@Matt_Fields_29 Sounds legit

  • @entertain7us148
    @entertain7us148 4 года назад +142

    im trying to map out his argument but every 12 words he makes another contradictory statement and then makes a non sequitur and then just speaks about his emotions or fear-mongers guardian articles...
    this is proof more than anything that conservatives don't believe what they believe out of any adherence to logic or reality, it's literally just about their feelings.

    • @supermutantsam1160
      @supermutantsam1160 4 года назад +14

      That’s the appeal of the gishgallop as an, “argument.” Instead of constructing an actual argument, or even an amalgamation or potentially valid points, you just bombard everyone with as many statements as possible. They can be sourced (by which I mean, “find a headline that could be construed as agreeing with you,”), emotional, contradictory, completely fantastical, incoherent, it doesn’t matter. Your inability to process their hand-slammed-on-keyboard of a position like a logical human being, to your average fascist, is the same thing as being incapable of refuting it.
      It is really funny that the most coherent John ever was in this video was when he was sobbing about feminists not wanting to be his wife/mother.

    • @AnimeFan9833
      @AnimeFan9833 4 года назад +3

      1. Describe an imagined issue
      2. Project
      3. Get big mad
      4. Headlines headlines headlines
      6. Therefore non sequitur

    • @entertain7us148
      @entertain7us148 3 года назад +1

      @@certifiedcrits except no.... because look at the video you’re commenting on. The conservative just spewed out vaguely related talking points that he felt to be true, with no evidence or reasoning.

    • @entertain7us148
      @entertain7us148 3 года назад +1

      @@certifiedcrits yes, the whole video is shown in vaush's

    • @entertain7us148
      @entertain7us148 3 года назад +3

      @@certifiedcrits dude, what? are you even reading my responses to your comment? John's entire video is contained within Vaush's 1hr+ video. How can 16 minutes be too long for an attention span when I'm literally commenting on an hour long video that responds to the 16-min video in full ????

  • @yetz2291
    @yetz2291 3 года назад +294

    Crazy theory:
    Vaush was secretly John Doyle from the future this entire time and time traveled to debunk himself.

    • @mishaf19
      @mishaf19 3 года назад +29

      I accept this headcannon

    • @thomashothersall176
      @thomashothersall176 2 года назад +6

      Does that mean the sign is John Doyle from even further in the past

  • @tl566
    @tl566 4 года назад +129

    It's usually the most sexually unsuccessful people that find sexual success degenerate. I say that as someone that's really not sexually successful himself and is just vibin.
    Edit: One year later, just recently got in a relationship. Bed time activities achieved. Life's good.

    • @astolat2262
      @astolat2262 3 года назад

      @Thought for Food that's more than one a DAY, I'd be exhausted lmao

    • @amouseduh9084
      @amouseduh9084 3 года назад +8

      @Joseph Tarkington Yeah but the problem with with that isn't the non-monogamy, it's the unsafe way they go about it.

    • @MissMoontree
      @MissMoontree 3 года назад +3

      Keep vibing. Never stop vibing. Stay awesome, stay kind!

    • @SNNetwork
      @SNNetwork 3 года назад

      Its just weird to want to sexualize everything don’t you think there’s a line where shits oversexualized?

    • @thek2despot426
      @thek2despot426 3 года назад +1

      @@SNNetwork Why would it be weird? We only think it's weird _now_ because of our current cultural mores and norms, which _can, have,_ and _will_ change, conditioned us to think and feel as such. Insofar as the sexualization of society is handled safely, respectfully, and responsibly, with great care given for things like sex-ed, STDs, pregnancy, gender equality, consent, and so on, *then what really is the problem with it?* 🤔

  • @RPLUNKETT94
    @RPLUNKETT94 4 года назад +52

    Correct me if I’m wrong but At 31:40 he says that he is resisting the gay/trans indoctrination agenda because he “ has better self control”
    This reads to me as an admission that he’s resisting gay urges. Why else would self control pay a role? As a straight person myself I’ve never had to “resist” or practice “self control” when it came to my straightness idk it wouldn’t be the first time an lqbt person was conditioned to hurt themselves

    • @mrmaniac3
      @mrmaniac3 3 года назад +12

      Idk, I think he really just wants a goth femboy bf, and he thinks being a girl would be pretty poggers.

  • @jacobdaniels3246
    @jacobdaniels3246 3 года назад +1440

    “The people who have this sign are uneducated”
    My parents who went to Harvard Law School: 👁👃👁

    • @user-vk3uz3ml6t
      @user-vk3uz3ml6t 3 года назад +336

      no no no, you see they suffer from the confirmation bias so they'll say "this is proof that universities are brainwashing people to be leftist." you can't win with them

    • @somkeshav4143
      @somkeshav4143 3 года назад +156

      @@user-vk3uz3ml6t TRUE, their anti-intellectualism is so toxic I swear.

    • @someonesaveus
      @someonesaveus 3 года назад +16

      yes but see, that's another group all together - the too educated... the elite!

    • @somkeshav4143
      @somkeshav4143 3 года назад +87

      @@someonesaveus
      Trump Supporter: Education=elites
      Also Trump Supporter: But also do your own research and educate yourself.

    • @somkeshav4143
      @somkeshav4143 3 года назад +15

      @@marcusvergara6193 true, the modern education system isn’t that great anyways lol

  • @LiableFilm
    @LiableFilm Год назад +11

    Bro obviously doesn't live in a red state, if I had so much as a small Biden sticker on my car it would be absolutely destroyed

    • @zombieoverlord5173
      @zombieoverlord5173 Год назад +1

      Rural or Urban? In my experience here in Lexington, one of the few blue bastions in the super red Kentucky, this sort of thing doesn't happen. Go outside of Fayette county and yea that shit is guaranteed

    • @coletrickle1775
      @coletrickle1775 Год назад +2

      If it makes you feel better, I pee on Maga car door handles.
      I'm 6'3" 300lbs and can fight, and I conceal carry, so it's not dangerous for me if I am encountered lol.

    • @coletrickle1775
      @coletrickle1775 Год назад +1

      ​@zombieoverlord5173 All bets are off in rural areas in my experience. I used to live in rural SC and I got into fights and brutally hurt quite a few inbred shitbags in a few, and no cops ever cared out there. To be fair, this was 1997-2003.

    • @LiableFilm
      @LiableFilm Год назад

      @@zombieoverlord5173 obviously in tiny blueberries (cities) in cherry pies (red states) you might not see much harassments, as soon as you get to the edge of the suburbs tho you're screwed

  • @Odinsday
    @Odinsday 4 года назад +249

    Rational person: Orange man is actually pretty bad...
    Doyle: WHAT ARE YOU SUM KIND OF COMMIE!?

  • @Zyphon
    @Zyphon 3 года назад +650

    9:06 This aged well

    • @amberscott3409
      @amberscott3409 3 года назад +55

      omg you watch vaush i stan

    • @JRHawker12
      @JRHawker12 3 года назад +38

      Was looking for this comment

    • @kino__
      @kino__ 3 года назад +30

      Zyphon Based

    • @calmdown5559
      @calmdown5559 3 года назад +29

      Wtf Zyphon is cool as hell?

    • @BASEDKAISER
      @BASEDKAISER 3 года назад +18

      It wasn't a coup it was a failure.

  • @hughallan1647
    @hughallan1647 Год назад +9

    And all this stuff… the pro police brutality, the gay hatred, etc etc…. How does any of this make America great?

    • @bookgirlny8511
      @bookgirlny8511 Год назад +4

      No, but it is deeply rooted in the American tradition. Unfortunately.

  • @DarkPuppy9
    @DarkPuppy9 4 года назад +317

    He's just describing himself when he calls liberalism selfish lol

    • @trajan74
      @trajan74 4 года назад +27

      And here I thought selfishness was a good thing to conservatives. I guess it's moral rectitude is relative to the situation.

    • @sowietdoge6259
      @sowietdoge6259 4 года назад +33

      Says a conservative, who advocates for a market purely based on short-sighted selfishness, doesn’t like any social relations going against his “moral system” and denies science in the name of “individual rights”.
      Don’t get me wrong, liberalism is selfish, but coming from a CONSERVATIVE is actually hilarious. Dude literally has no self-awareness.

  • @JohnThelin
    @JohnThelin 4 года назад +281

    "No person is illegal" means that having performed an illegal act doesn't make the human being in question "illegal". So whatever Doyle is waffling on about here is one hundred percent irrelevant to the slogan.

    • @shaneg4388
      @shaneg4388 4 года назад +5

      It’s short for illegal immigrant as in someone who has illegally immigrated what a dumb slogan

    • @katethegoat7507
      @katethegoat7507 4 года назад +1

      @Unexpected Hummingbird including "maga"?

    • @katethegoat7507
      @katethegoat7507 4 года назад

      @Unexpected Hummingbird I was about to say he doesn't care about politics that much, but he did say he used to watch political RUclips a whole lot so..

    • @Powersd451
      @Powersd451 4 года назад +4

      He literally doesn't even know what half of the statements on the sign refer to.

    • @eiyukabe
      @eiyukabe 4 года назад +6

      @@shaneg4388 Yes. And "illegal immigrant" is a dumb phrase. It makes it seem like the person is illegal, as opposed to the action, which dehumanizes them even more. Especially since it hatefully gets shortened to "illegals."
      People aren't illegal. Deal with it.

  • @returrd1226
    @returrd1226 3 года назад +27

    "If you wouldn't mind making dinner too, that would be epic"

  • @jonathanfisher7443
    @jonathanfisher7443 3 года назад +514

    "Science isn't real"
    Me sitting here studying for a physics test 👁👃👁

  • @theMosen
    @theMosen 3 года назад +5

    "No human is illegal" is meant to point out that _actions_ can be illegal, not humans. Notice that while criminals and convicts are referred to as having committed illegal activities, it's only really ever unauthorised immigrants that _are_ illegal as if it's part of their very essence.

  • @giovanaserpa1797
    @giovanaserpa1797 4 года назад +48

    i almost got sick from his passive agressive incel speech about wanting a trad wife i felt violated just by listening to it

    • @leodamasceno1765
      @leodamasceno1765 3 года назад +4

      Dude is just 2 days away from picking up that rifle and going to town.

  • @kevinshamrok
    @kevinshamrok 4 года назад +94

    Amazing how he points out that someone is making money off of signs, while wearing MAGA and Trump gear 😂

  • @benhayfield6182
    @benhayfield6182 3 года назад +119

    Does this guy have a partner? Does she (probably a she I'm guessing) know that his feelings for her are dependent on her fertility?

    • @alviseossena3238
      @alviseossena3238 3 года назад +52

      If you are talking about the girl in the intro...well...that’s his sister

    • @atheisth5066
      @atheisth5066 3 года назад +9

      @@alviseossena3238 seriously.

    • @Enzie-bw4bn
      @Enzie-bw4bn 3 года назад +8

      @Alvise Ossena wait what?

    • @laurieee1705
      @laurieee1705 3 года назад

      @@alviseossena3238 i- what?

    • @hamburger4635
      @hamburger4635 3 года назад +1

      @@alviseossena3238 Alabama 100

  • @wizzzer1337
    @wizzzer1337 3 года назад +106

    this guy is literally the virgin from virgin vs chad comics

    • @MissMoontree
      @MissMoontree 3 года назад +13

      Virgin Nazi vs Inclusive Chad.
      I guess he is sour towards everyone because he never got invited to parties.

  • @bradm6287
    @bradm6287 4 года назад +66

    How come all these Alpha conservatives look like somebody a 9 year old could beat in a wrestling match.

    • @emeryjem
      @emeryjem 4 года назад +12

      I-
      You're not wrong tho! 🤣

    • @Saltyoven
      @Saltyoven 3 года назад +11

      They're either that or fatass neckbeards who'd be gassed walking a mile.

    • @angrytoast3987
      @angrytoast3987 3 года назад

      What about militias who train a lot and have to run over a mile

    • @angrytoast3987
      @angrytoast3987 3 года назад

      And you call the people who storm the capital fat asses and neck beards?

    • @Saltyoven
      @Saltyoven 3 года назад +3

      @@angrytoast3987 honestly based on people like baked alaska, yes.

  • @handoverthestromboli6715
    @handoverthestromboli6715 3 года назад +7

    did he just unironically say "the maga hat does not come off" as in during sex?

    • @galappy
      @galappy 3 года назад +1

      Gungeon pfp pog

    • @rowbot5555
      @rowbot5555 3 года назад +2

      He doesn't have sex anyway

  • @cidevant002
    @cidevant002 4 года назад +50

    The mention of Rick and Morty peeves me so much because Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland, the creators of the show, literally hate nazis and they would hate having their creation used by people like this guy.

    • @Pink_pr1ncess
      @Pink_pr1ncess 3 года назад +1

      I’m pretty Justin is a lefty like us but I’m not too sure

    • @ezekielrayfield1512
      @ezekielrayfield1512 3 года назад

      hey, idiot John Doyle also hates Nazi hell the people who actually fought and killed nazis would agree with almost everything john thinks.

    • @cidevant002
      @cidevant002 3 года назад

      @@Pink_pr1ncess I am not sure either, but he literally had segments in which his characters are literally slaugthering nazis so at least he has that going for him. Dan definitely is, though.

  • @rockinslugz
    @rockinslugz 2 года назад +6

    any conservative who has a problem with something not being nuanced enough is ridiculous.
    If it was any more nuanced, you wouldn't understand it.

  • @adparty_
    @adparty_ 3 года назад +90

    when he looked up the black lives matter article and the first thing that came up was reddit i LOST IT

  • @moistmalone2181
    @moistmalone2181 4 года назад +136

    Sign: Human rights
    Conservatives: WELL ACTUALLY

    • @moistmalone2181
      @moistmalone2181 3 года назад +8

      @@certifiedcrits yes.

    • @raiorai2
      @raiorai2 3 года назад +6

      @@certifiedcrits How is this bs lmao

    • @therealgowon
      @therealgowon 3 года назад +23

      @@certifiedcrits If you think all lives matter you wouldn’t have a problem with BLM. And you’d definitely have a problem with the police because protesters of all races have been affected

    • @certifiedcrits
      @certifiedcrits 3 года назад

      @@therealgowon I dislike BLM because they think all lives don’t matter. And these aren’t just protestors. They are not peaceful at all (unless you consider breaking into buildings, burning down buildings, stealing, etc. is peaceful).

    • @therealgowon
      @therealgowon 3 года назад +15

      @@certifiedcrits Ummm how? I’m guessing because you think they hate police or something. Or white people lol. And yes they are, what else would they be? Over 90% of protests have been peaceful, I’m sure you’ve been told that so many times so I don’t know why you’re acting like a dumbass

  • @nuclearcatbaby1131
    @nuclearcatbaby1131 3 года назад +9

    Somebody try to debunk this:
    Black rights are trans rights
    Science is life
    Humans are real
    Women are women
    No water is illegal
    Love Lives Matter

    • @MC-xq9md
      @MC-xq9md 3 года назад

      Your comment's edited which means you had to change it in some way, one of which could be spelling errors. Therefore any point you try to make is irrelevant and by pointing out this error, I'm automatically right.
      Your move libtard

  • @noitibmar
    @noitibmar 4 года назад +35

    "this yard sign doesn't go into detail. It's just bumper stickers"
    All I can see is Doyle standing in someone's garden yelling "Debate me" at a f*cking sign.

  • @bella-bond
    @bella-bond 3 года назад +11

    "It's a great privilege to be able to put up a political yard sign" -- the guy wearing a maga hat

  • @franklinbadge1215
    @franklinbadge1215 4 года назад +53

    17:21
    So I looked up that article saying that 95 percent of riots are linked to BLM. It's an article by the Federalist, and they're referencing a study that literally never says 95% of riots are linked to BLM. It does say that 95% of all protests this summer were peaceful. And that's the only time the number 95 is ever mentioned in that study.

    • @starmaker75
      @starmaker75 4 года назад +10

      Talk about twisting numbers.

    • @lunarrobot9714
      @lunarrobot9714 3 года назад +4

      So bottom line: when people list sources, read them yourself. Because most assume you won't check.

    • @azazel166
      @azazel166 3 года назад +1

      mediabiasfactcheck.com/the-federalist/

    • @certifiedcrits
      @certifiedcrits 3 года назад

      Lol “peaceful” protests
      As stupid as liberals are, they can be funny as well

    • @JadedJarvis
      @JadedJarvis 2 года назад

      True, the study referenced 95% of it was peaceful. But the question is how you analyze the data. The article discusses about how the data is manipulated and downplays the violence. Just imagine in WW2, nazis occupy your house for 95 days without incident as shelter for their base of operations. Then on day 96-100 they decide to burn it down to prevent resistant forces hiding in such a house with covert underground bases and torture you for 5 days before executing you.
      Were they 95% peaceful? I mean for christs sake, CNN had a reporter on live tv saying protests were peaceful while a building was burning in the background.
      And if 95% of BLM was peaceful, while 5% violent, at what bargaining point do you condemn violence? 8%? 25%?. What if 5% of the 2A protests turned violent? If just ONE of the 2A protests turned violent, you bet your ass the media would be all over it. Just like how the media was all over the NY white supremecist shooter.
      To your credit tho, it is true many small towns held BLM marches and no violence broke out. The problem is there was very little condemnation if at all of the violence linked to BLM.

  • @S.D.323
    @S.D.323 7 месяцев назад +3

    how can you argue against that sign and not think for one instant "are we the baddies?"

  • @_gross
    @_gross 3 года назад +1578

    Hearing John say "Would you please just be the mother of my children?" "Would you mind letting me cherish you for the rest of your life?" gave me a gutteral fight or flight response

    • @thewitchbasket
      @thewitchbasket 3 года назад +119

      Oh my god same

    • @amellirizarry9503
      @amellirizarry9503 3 года назад +119

      he literally thinks being his housewife is like wining the lottery, and liberals are the narcissists

    • @weatheranddarkness
      @weatheranddarkness 3 года назад +155

      @@amellirizarry9503 Can you imagine being his wife at a tupperware party?
      guest: "So what does your husband do honey?"
      wife: "He makes angry rant videos to put on youtube in his basement studio. (suddenly breaks into tears) And he still wears his maga hat all these years later!"

    • @Badartist888
      @Badartist888 3 года назад +58

      Speaking as a cis-straight man.... I had a moment of panic myself. Especially with the gun behind him.

    • @fredly5795
      @fredly5795 3 года назад +21

      Not only him, if anyone says these things to me, especially the first one, I'll take it as a massive red flag and I'll run away as fast as possible.

  • @babassoonist557
    @babassoonist557 3 года назад +11

    I’m audacious :D
    I have never heard a greater argument for not being a stay at home wife then John Doyle begging women to be his breeder

  • @ratvoiid
    @ratvoiid 3 года назад +18

    "the love between a man and a woman is unique"
    translation
    "some libtard called me 'default settings' now im oppressed"

  • @gcil8214
    @gcil8214 4 года назад +73

    I neeeeeeeeed a debate between anyone and this guy, He would fail so hard, I’m calling it right now, I can’t wait.

    • @plutoyoon
      @plutoyoon 4 года назад +14

      he backed out of a debate with vaush like a year ago 🤭

    • @normtrooper4392
      @normtrooper4392 4 года назад +6

      John Doyle debated Actual Jake and lost hard

    • @kx7500
      @kx7500 3 года назад

      Just but him in front of a sock puppet and a looping recording saying “cool so do you have any actual evidence for that?” Over and over and he’ll die

  • @studiopolisrush6226
    @studiopolisrush6226 4 года назад +44

    YOU CANT DEBUNK THE SIGN BECAUSE IT SAYS "I BELIEVE" AT THE BEGINNING UNLESS YOU CAN 100% DEBUNK THAT THEY BELIEVE THAT

    • @lysergidedaydream5970
      @lysergidedaydream5970 4 года назад +4

      Just to double down, it is generally considered impossible to wholly verify the experience of another subject. So your caveat can't even be met/

    • @studiopolisrush6226
      @studiopolisrush6226 3 года назад +1

      @@certifiedcrits please be quiet

  • @ihswap
    @ihswap 2 года назад +9

    I love how John Doyle carefully thought out, "researched", and edited all his arguments for a video and Vaush just debunked them all on the spot on a live stream. He wouldn't survive a debate against him lol probably why there isn't one to this day.

  • @JimnyThePython
    @JimnyThePython 4 года назад +202

    "Love is love" is actually wrong though, you want to know what love really is?
    Baby, don't hurt me

    • @zemmiie
      @zemmiie 3 года назад +15

      Ok now this REALLY made me chuckle lol

    • @moonsalibi
      @moonsalibi 3 года назад

      No more.
      du du, dudu du du du, dudu du du du, dudu du du,

    • @dosa.enjoyer
      @dosa.enjoyer 3 года назад +4

      this is the only acceptable counter argument to “love is love”

    • @shikkithefirst5393
      @shikkithefirst5393 3 года назад +2

      This hurt me physically

    • @ilicgustav9192
      @ilicgustav9192 3 года назад

      SCP 031

  • @xiamarabrooks6759
    @xiamarabrooks6759 4 года назад +71

    "water is life" WELL ACTUALLY

    • @xiamarabrooks6759
      @xiamarabrooks6759 4 года назад +15

      @ryne green literally its the most agreeable thing on the sign. how do u manage to argue against basic human needs

    • @trashrabbit69
      @trashrabbit69 4 года назад +14

      Nestle Moment

    • @MikeBenko
      @MikeBenko 4 года назад +6

      For Doyle here water is only for flushing the toilet, otherwise he only drinks Brawndo. It has electrolytes.

    • @lemonvick
      @lemonvick 4 года назад +1

      Wells, actually

    • @theamazinghaole2384
      @theamazinghaole2384 4 года назад +1

      @@MikeBenko It’s what plants crave

  • @pootisthederp8927
    @pootisthederp8927 3 года назад +7

    John Doyle seems like he's super butthurt that he was rejected in high school for being one of those trilby-wearing "muh lady" types.

  • @MaxSnowDude
    @MaxSnowDude 4 года назад +76

    Losing my mind and conservatives two things that always seem to go together

  • @WiloPolis03
    @WiloPolis03 4 года назад +31

    I saw someone in my neighborhood put this sign out while I was out walking between passing periods when I was still doing online high school, and it warmed my heart. Now I want to give cookies to whoever that random neighbor was.

  • @sadge9560
    @sadge9560 3 года назад +14

    Bro I remember watching and agreeing with John Doyle not even that long ago. Nowadays watching this guy makes me cringe so hard.

    • @MRKITTY-yi5iw
      @MRKITTY-yi5iw 3 года назад +12

      Yea i went through a ben shapiro conservative phase and I'm getting out of it now Holy shit were those guys wrong 😹

    • @azuresky4984
      @azuresky4984 3 года назад +5

      @@MRKITTY-yi5iw same lol

  • @hakim6158
    @hakim6158 4 года назад +55

    This is parent approval chasing taken to a whole new weird level.
    "See dad I don't like commies and pansies can you please talk to me now?"

  • @traskirata
    @traskirata 3 года назад +270

    "The threat of a Trump coup in the election" Well that aged well

    • @alyssaguevara8284
      @alyssaguevara8284 3 года назад +19

      omg i know i was watching this and was like 😳 he literally predicted it

    • @ananousous
      @ananousous 3 года назад +19

      @@alyssaguevara8284 Did anyone *not* see this coming?

    • @ndnrb_
      @ndnrb_ 3 года назад

      Tbh if trump was really a fascist he’d still be in office. Him leaving office just proves he wasn’t the authoritarian people say he was.

    • @maxinesenior596
      @maxinesenior596 3 года назад +26

      @@ndnrb_ No, he's definitely authoritarian, he's just that much of a coward that he wouldn't back up anything he said. You don't have to be competent to be auth.

    • @ndnrb_
      @ndnrb_ 3 года назад

      @@maxinesenior596 But at some point they would yield their power at least

  • @clarysstoryboard3317
    @clarysstoryboard3317 Год назад +7

    Bro really filmed himself getting triggered by science and other people's morals for 17 minutes and called it ""debunking""...

  • @xHarpyx
    @xHarpyx 3 года назад +57

    My Bernie stickers were constantly getting ripped off, torn or otherwise defaced on my car. I had to go and buy like 100 of them to just keep re-sticking. I don’t have many left

  • @StarDust-th6fm
    @StarDust-th6fm 4 года назад +44

    I’ve see that sign all over my neighborhood, I love my neighbors 🥰

    • @IAmTheBugInsideYou
      @IAmTheBugInsideYou 4 года назад +7

      Categorically as Vaush said before, I would actually believe that folks who have those signs out are going to be kinder more tolerant people.
      Can't say if the same might apply to Biden Harris ones, but I would vouch that they're probably still smarter on average than anyone still voting for dump Trump

    • @certifiedcrits
      @certifiedcrits 3 года назад

      My neighborhood is just like that too unfortunately
      There is one guy out of everyone there who has a Trump sign in his front yard, and he is a complete legend