well, have you seen the price of buying a house? or renting a place? the cost of everything is going up, It wouldn't surprise me if they had to move back home
@@stefanschleps8758 Windmills use wind to drive a millstone and mill flour. There are barely any in operation these days. Wind turbines use wind to generate electricity.
Hi, Jackal here - the card Seth holds at the end says “Stop Fenestration Erasure”. However, the word “fenestration” refers to the architecture of windows. Unless there was some window denial that I missed, I think the card was supposed to say “Stop DEfenestration Erasure” (referring to the actual second defenestration of Prague). So… please correct that (PS I love corrections)
I'm gonna do some Jackal on Jackal action here. I think it's meant to bring attention to the fact that only the act of throwing someone OUT of a window has a specific name, while I can't say that i fenestrated someone if I throw him INSIDE a window. This is clearly a glaring issue that should be corrected as soon as possible.
Seth is also super close w his brother so I think that little story really got to him. He’s a goofball but also really emotional and tender hearted when it comes to certain things, and that’s why we love him so much! A goofball with a big soft heart!
@@LUREDADDY52 Not everything is a punchline. He was forcing a smile for the camera because he's a professional, but still had to look away to end the segment. He was trying to keep from tearing up on camera, not to stifle laughter.
@@AlmaNegra420 Seth looks away at the card (with a message on the back) at the end of virtually all correction segments. There is absolutely no indication of him “choking up” here…. I watched the ending multiple times and i see nothing but grinning and laughter in his expression (even when he looks away)
Thank everything that is holy that he is sticking with the casual wear. He's allowed to get dressed up once in a while but the whole post-quarantine show is SO GOOD!!! I love it loose!!!
@@realityjunky me too ! The pandemic changed the aesthetic, and also the comedians stepped up to the plate so damn well it’s hard to adjust to going back to that slick formula. But Colbert looks so happy and so does Seth, so I suppose we should leave them alone… (“Leave him alone!”)
@@mariavictor4324 that part of the nail is the "lunula" and is right above the "matrix" of the nail. Just a little tim-bit of information, one jackal to another 😂🤣😂
By the way, it has to eat seth inside that graphics put more thought into cuppy messages for us, an internet nitpicking mob, for an internet video, than their own boss for a show that broadcasts on actual televisions nationwide
Re:Seagull A silver gull, although from Australia and NZ, is a seagull. Seagull is a layperson's term that is not used by most ornithologists and biologists. This term can be used to refer to a common local species or all gulls in general, and has no fixed taxonomic meaning. It generally refers to seabirds of the family Laridae in the suborder Lari.
As a British person. I really enjoyed your British accent and it's nice to hear liecester being pronounced properly. BTW love these corrections always make me laugh
Shouldn't it be spelled "Leicester" as in "me and my mate were just looking at Leicester cathedral, honestly guv, we've got nothing to do with any silverware being nicked from the vestry". (A bit of jackal on jackal criticism here)
Couldn't agree more Jackal Mark - But what I'd really like to see is Seth trying to nail this: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. If he can nail that he'd be as popular in Wales as Ryan Reynolds and wouldn't that be a thing?
At first, I was frustrated that I randomly awoke 45 min before my alarm. But then it became abundantly clear: Corrections with the Attenborough brothers is what my body was craving, not more sleep.
I want to agree, but Colbert makes me laugh too and often Fallon, but Seth's delivery is what sets him apart. Especially with the post lockdown casual. So, yeah, I suppose I agree.
I like the others and i think Corden's gig f.ex. has improved dramatically without the audience but all others have clips where i'm JUST not actually laughing...which is fine... Seth only fails at that when an interview partner talks too much and leaves no time for it. His segments like Popsicle Shtick and Ya Burnt are IMMENSELY well done and are now part of the RUclips Routine with the very picky woman to my right
I live in Prague and before the pandemic, a group of stunt people re-enacted The Second Defenestration. So not only are people defenestrated- the throwing out of the window is re-enacted! :-) (not a jackal just thought it would be fun to share)
I guess, in 2018? But seriously. It was not the first, but second one. Thank you for starting that war! (Actually, you were not, but please let me have that moment. Germans seem to start warts all the time. I need a bit of the blame game😆)
For anyone else who didn't get Seth's "good Leicester accent" when he said "Welcome to NBC Nightly News". The presenter of that is called "Lester Holt". Thanks Google :-)
Fenestration - the arrangement of windows in a building. Fenestration Erasure - Removing windows from buildings..? I guess that is one way to prevent Defenestration...
I loved studying in uni, but I hated exams. Now this is a place where I can learn new things while enjoying quality jokes, irony and sarcasm from Seth! The best segment across the last night television.
@@-xirx- when he's discussing the Attenboroughs, he goes into the "this is nightly news". At the same network Seth's show is on, the reporter for the nightly news is Lester Holt, so Seth's "Lester" impersonation is of him, not the British accent
@@bfg3890 yeah still wrong mate :) From Middle English manger, from Old French mangeoire, menjoere, from mangier (“to eat”) (modern French manger). (Source wikipedia) Also pretty sure our ethymology has nothing to do with our ww2 defeat.
The correction on the gull species wasn’t because he called it a seagull, but because Seth implied there was a Silver Gull in New Jersey when, for example, a Ring-billed or Greater Black-backed gull would be far more likely. In English, there’s also no gull species called a Seagull. Although GBBG is called a Sea Gull in Swedish. But I guess there’s no Scandinavian representation in Graphics.
I don't dispute this comment whatsoever, I would however like to add that the "gullible " joke landed for me as majestically as a Ring-Billed Gull at late dusk.
5:23 Rat-of-the-air talk. Seagull, Schmiegel I have never been so scared to click on a "Show more" in my whole life. Thank goodness Aren, you scared me. and also see the bird joke?? hahaha
@@cy2218 Well, the term ”seagull” normally refers to any species of gull. So to call it a ”gull” would be more correct. Nobody in the real world would or should get mad at you for using it, but seeing as I’m both an avid birder and a jackal, I can’t really let it slide that easily.
These corrections segments deserve multiple academy awards for the best long-form timbit that has a Wally on the staff. Wait, that's not a category, nor even an artistic medium the academy awards covers? There's clearly something wrong with them. Here's hoping all you jackals and hyenas have a wonderful weekend, and a happy Thanksgiving!
It couldn't win any Academy awards because it's not a film it's a TV show. Well, sort of. But not a film. Unless the show becomes so successful that in 20 years an even-more-out-of-ideas Hollywood decides to make a big screen adaption. In which case yes of course it will sweep all categories.
The world really needs an impression camp movie. Can you imagine how fun it could be to see Seth, Andy, Bill Hader and other so many of Seth's friends trying to be the best of them all. Maya Rudolph should be top trainer. Please, please, please do an impression camp movie, or make it a fake really show, whatever, it's gonna be good.
And a mere 30 seconds or so later he quotes "if the audience were able" but I feel like it audience is single so it should be "if the audience was able". Or does the subjunctive mood apply?
Hm. Maybe officially but, in Ontario at least, any doughnut hole is referred to as a Timbit. I’ve never heard anyone say the picked up a box of Robin Eggs or doughnut holes… always just Timbits
@@whydidmyhandlechangefromAlice That's odd. Usually around here in Eastern Canada you rarely even hear of Timbits in favour of doughnut holes, unless you're talking about Horton's sponsored Minor Hockey teams with that name.
Same situation here, but with my partner rather than a cat...I listen with headphones and unexpectedly cackle loudly QUITE often; it must be hard for him to bear. Is there a safe space for those who love/live with us Jackals? #JackalLoversAnonymous Edit: Andy appearances in Corrections are the Easter Eggs I crave year-round!
I listen with headphones, with my cat on my lap, but she's not woken up by my laughing. As for Seth and his attitude towards cats: Grrr! My cat is usually purring on my chest or my lap when he's making his anti-cat jokes when I watch the show. Not that all of the cat jokes are unfunny; I just hate the stereotypical ones. They're lazy and of all the cats I've known not one fits them. 🤷♀️
I once got a kid in a grade ten class to look up "gullible" in a dictionary, but I told him it had a silent "h" after the g. He spent five minutes not finding it, then I said "sorry, that's an American dictionary. They leave out the "h".
As a English guy your accent is pretty good. Only problem is I live in the North and we have at least 5 different accents within a 30 mile radius. 😂We have so many even we get confused. By the way I look so forward to corrections because it always cheers me up. Love it.
Fables don't *have* to have animals. Magical beings are plenty to qualify it as a fable, as are personified forces of nature, which I think probably includes Schumaker.
CORRECTIONS: Richard Attenborough was actually Lord Attenborough, having been created a life peer as Baron Attenborough in 1993. Also, the Attenboroughs were from a well-educated middle class family (their father was a Cambridge academic; their mother was a marriage counselor). They did not have working class accents. Interesting fact: During WW II, the Attenborough family took in two German Jewish refugee girls, and later adopted them when it was learned their parents had been killed.
5:37 1) Tarāpunga are not endemic to Australia, also being found in Aotearoa NZ and New Caledonia 2) Tarāpunga are not rare. The IUCN ranks them as 'Least Concern' and population increasing 3) The issue isn't that graphics found the wrong bird; the issue is the 'seagull' is not a real ornithological term and 'gull' should have been used instead
@@RubyDoobieScoo Silver gulls are native to Aus, Aot-NZ, and New Caledonia. The respective ssp are each found only in their own country, but calling a silver gull Australian is incomplete
Way to go Seth with the correct pronunciation of Leicester, most Americans pronounce it the way it looks, Li-cester or Lay-cester. Much like Worcester which is actually pronounced Wooster. Loved the very subtle but brilliant "Lester" Holt impression joke too! 😉
And yet another refinement...the addition of -shire to Leicester, Worcester, Aberdeen, Gloucester etc is not pronounced 'shyre' (rhymes with 'fire') it's more like 'shuh' (rhymes with 'huh'). Sometimes it's more like 'sheer', that's ok too. Now someone will list a load of exceptions to this rule...well bring it on! It's a shibboleth and you'll know all about those.. Heeheehee 😁
As a resident of Leicester, what is even better is the Belvoir Street in Leicester, which is pronounced as Beaver Street. Though yes, to get an American pronounce Leicester properly is a big win.
I am waiting every Friday morning (Central European Time) for the Corrections! Must acknowledge that this segment is indeed entertaining and engaging. AND I am proud to be a jackal. #JackalsOfLateNight #LateNightJackals #FeastingOnSethMeyersCarcass
Correction on the title card: The title card says Late Night with Seth Meyers, but this was released at roughly 3:30 in the morning. In fact, every corrections episode has been released between 3:30 and 7 in the morning. As this is not a part of the normal show (no audience, interactive comedy skit, no guests, etc.) it is not technically a part of "Late Night with Seth Meyers". It is "Early Morning Correction with Seth Meyers" where you essentially use the same cast and crew to mock a different show, the different show being "Late Night with Seth Meyers". Youre working two jobs here Seth. Recognize your worth, and demand a second contract for "Early Morning Corrections with Seth Meyers".
This should be the show. Between last week's (or the week before...I'm drunk 90% of the time) Steinbeck/Seinfeld joke and this week's Attenborough Bridge Too Far joke, y'all can just drop the mic. EDIT: Ha, then the Lester joke. Perfection.
correction to a correction: in Australia, silver gulls are colloquially called "seagulls" by most people anyway. Either seagulls, or some variation of "f***ing b*****d c****s!". So it WAS a picture of a seagull, just not of a North American seagull.
I made the same point elsewhere. There's no such thing as a seagull, not in name. It's a reference to any particular gull. It's like saying "fish" (according to a previous Corrections episode). There shouldn't have been a corrections on it.
When Craig Ferguson left late night television I more or less resigned myself to the fact that I would never enjoy a late night show on quite the same level. Enter Seth Meyers (and his fantastic crew). While the packages might be different (Secretariat and Geoff and alt. on one side, Wally and Corrections and alt. on the other), the core remains the same: two genuine, decent people who choose to interact with us (Craig would bring some of his audience members on stage for the intro bit and Seth gives back to us with Corrections) rather than insulate themselves while prancing on that soundstage. And THAT is what sets them both apart from the fray, and THAT is what keeps me coming back day after day, and THAT is why we are all so bummed when Seth takes (well-deserved) time off. Thanks again Seth (and company). Wishing you all a lovely Thanksgiving.
Hey, Seth :) First-time jackal and English major here with a note on conditional clauses (I hope I am actually right about this). When you are talking about a hypothetical situation, like when you say "If I was building windmills or wind turbines," you should use "were" instead of "was."
I know at least 6 jokes went over our heads this week! 🤣 you have to go back and watch today's show again, it had me crying, once I figured out all of the fenestrated puns🤣🤣🤣 this needs a Peabody award now!!
I was getting ready to make a correction that Richard Attenborough was a Lord...however after some research, he was made a Lord just after Jurassic Park came out, so in the context of the conversation being before JP, it is correct. Well played Seth, well played!
oh boy corrections . I love the corrections Seth the vein of humor that your mining is so much fun, thank you for the introduction of the current goings on on the show.
Corrections: The 1618 Defenestration didn't end with a splash in a moat, it ended with a splat in a dungheap (Protestants) or being gently carried down to the earth by the Virgin Mary (Catholics). I thought a different Jackal would have corrected this. There is no moat around the Hradčany Castle. There was a nice cobbled surface conveniently placed to kill anyone lucky enough to be pushed out from 70' high. If there had been a correction and you ignored it you are in deep doo-doo, just like the two Royal Governors. The Attenborough brothers were born near London, they never would have had a Scouse accent. They ended up with an RP accent which has nothing to do with Leicester. Fenestration has to do with arranging windows, doors and elevators in/on a building, ear surgery or having a lot of openings in an animal. Your hopes and dreams are being slowly crushed to death - not being perforated. There are standards.
Leicester accent is not Scouse (Liverpool) it's East Midlands accent. Attenboroughs were born in and around London, but they did most of their growing up in Leicester, but as posh boys (and headmaster's sons) they didn't get the accent.
Seth says here, after making the "Bridge too far" joke, "I really hope you get it" as a reference to A Chorus Line. The line in the show is, in fact, "God I hope I get it," and Seth should have said "God I hope you get it" rather than "I really hope [you] get it," which is not a lyric in A Chorus Line.
With all this (Choose Your Own) JFK Returns From The Grave nonsense going around lately, I wish we still had with us the lovely and graceful First Lady of Corrections: Jackalin’ Kennedy Onassis
Australia calling. What you have in the photo is a Bloody seagull. As in: "Ah jeez, I just washed me car an' a bloody seagull crapped on it!" Seriously but, we call 'em seagulls. Never heard of a Silver Gull. Australia out.
Seth references _A Bridge Too Far._ Elliot Gould was in _A Bridge Too Far._ Elliot Gould played Trapper John in the film _M*A*S*H._ This has been "Obscure _M*A*S*H_ References Explained."
@@madeleineprice9645 francophone jackals, unite! Seth’s mom was a French teacher. 😁 In modern times, I think they say un crèche/un creux more than un manger (a bite) for trough.
Building windmills and turbines near a jackal’s house because they blow hard. I had a coughing fit from laughing so hard. That was great as is everything from corrections. A perfect format. I will also take a moment to say that I am enjoying the hybrid direction the live shows are taking. Incorporating some of the staff interaction more and still having the audience. I think it’s a good compromise. I also love “see me next week”. You can count in it Seth‼️👏🏼😂
Lord Attenborough, though. He'd only be Lord Richard if he were the younger son of a Duke of Marquess using a courtesy style. A Lord in his own right is Lord Surname.
I like how in Seth's Attenborough Brother's bit, it implies that they, as successful adults in all of their professions, still live with their parents
Yes, I noticed that too...and enjoyed that part of the humor!
Maybe they had family dinners. Or holiday parties. Partied like animals. The filthy kind that Shoemaker defenestrates.
well, have you seen the price of buying a house? or renting a place? the cost of everything is going up, It wouldn't surprise me if they had to move back home
"I confused windmills with wind turbines. A lot of you were angry about that" might be the most perfect encapsulation of what Corrections is about.
"Old Man Yells At Wind."
~ newspaper headline
~ describing us jackals
Yeah I got a kick out of that too
There's a difference?
@@stefanschleps8758 Windmills use wind to drive a millstone and mill flour. There are barely any in operation these days. Wind turbines use wind to generate electricity.
You mean other than bore the audience so they sleep through the weekend and don't miss him before Monday brings a new show?
No matter how bad I'm feeling, how cynical with the world I'm feeling or frustrated I'm feeling, Corrections always cheers me up
Me too. I look forward to this every week. Seth Meyers is awesome.
Every week I watch while I'm drinking coffee and every week I laugh so hard I choke. Lesson not learned.
It's the highlight of my week
Literally, always.
Me too, I love Seth and his crew
I could watch this for hours. It's a hypnotic combination of funny, goofy, and awkward. I love it.
“…funny, goofy and awkward…”…..story of my life…I want residuals!
Conceptually it's brilliant. What are the comment sections about if not people correcting each other?
Who you calling awkward?
and the comment section is golden 🐾
I love the sprinkling of sincerity at the end. When someone who’s usually very silly is serious, you know it’s genuine.
“The key to success is sincerity. If you can fake that you've got it made.”
― George Burns
David showing that it's Bros before Homalocephales :D
The weirdness of corrections is seeping into the rest of the show. Its all comin together boys.
Jackals are girls and non-gendered, too.
@@emiliabolsas the boys aren't though. I stand by my statement.
The Sea Captain has even appeared back a couple times :D
@@flapjackjuice3338 But you incorrectly spelled “its” without an apostrophe. There’s no standing by that. Its indefensible.
@@nicholasleemarks that was graphics.
I feel like Corrections is one single ongoing performance art piece that gets progressively weirder.
@@AnarchistPhoenix Right?
Sounds so right
I feel in agreement with you
Yes! 😆
YES, & isn't it fabulous?
Hi, Jackal here - the card Seth holds at the end says “Stop Fenestration Erasure”. However, the word “fenestration” refers to the architecture of windows. Unless there was some window denial that I missed, I think the card was supposed to say “Stop DEfenestration Erasure” (referring to the actual second defenestration of Prague). So… please correct that (PS I love corrections)
Yes. Good Catch.
I'm pretty sure he didn't mean to imply architects should be barred from deleting windows from their plans.
I think you mean it was supposed to read "'Stop De Fenestration Erasure"...... In a French accent....... Makes more sense this way.....
I'm gonna do some Jackal on Jackal action here. I think it's meant to bring attention to the fact that only the act of throwing someone OUT of a window has a specific name, while I can't say that i fenestrated someone if I throw him INSIDE a window. This is clearly a glaring issue that should be corrected as soon as possible.
Maybe that's protesting defenestration preventing measure - fenestration erasure. No windows no defenestrations :D.
Actually, it's the placement of windows within a structure.
Seeing Seth get choked up at the end after reading the comment about David Attenborough got me. It's never easy losing someone you love. RIP Richard.
Seth is also super close w his brother so I think that little story really got to him. He’s a goofball but also really emotional and tender hearted when it comes to certain things, and that’s why we love him so much! A goofball with a big soft heart!
@@elisabethbeutler4066 i immediately thought of Josh too - undoubtedly that hit different for him 🤍
I can't be watching the same clip, to me he was trying not to laugh as he was for most of the video.
@@LUREDADDY52 Not everything is a punchline. He was forcing a smile for the camera because he's a professional, but still had to look away to end the segment. He was trying to keep from tearing up on camera, not to stifle laughter.
@@AlmaNegra420 Seth looks away at the card (with a message on the back) at the end of virtually all correction segments.
There is absolutely no indication of him “choking up” here…. I watched the ending multiple times and i see nothing but grinning and laughter in his expression (even when he looks away)
You actually bridged A Bridge Too Far with A Chorus Line. That is genius on a whole meta level
Yes!
“I really hope you get it” made me SQUEAL
Such a theater geek moment
So what would be the unabridged version of A Bridge Too Far be called? Too far? Wenders would say, in response: "so close!".
Thank everything that is holy that he is sticking with the casual wear. He's allowed to get dressed up once in a while but the whole post-quarantine show is SO GOOD!!! I love it loose!!!
When he showed that old clip of another time Paul Rudd was on the show, he was wearing a suit. It looked so *wrong* and awful. 😬
Before the quarantine, I wished these guys would drop the suits. And after, I hoped Colbert would also keep casual, but no such luck.
The silver jackal
@@2009Bowiefan I waste MINUTES of my life waiting for the guest to walk to their chair. I ff Colbert during the lengthy applause. I'm so picky now!!
@@realityjunky me too ! The pandemic changed the aesthetic, and also the comedians stepped up to the plate so damn well it’s hard to adjust to going back to that slick formula. But Colbert looks so happy and so does Seth, so I suppose we should leave them alone…
(“Leave him alone!”)
Everyone: "Oh, corrections is a bit early today."
Me: "IT'S FRIDAY!?"
Hooray for Europe (and the UK). 😉
my life, everyday
While looking at the close up of the non-seagull gull, I noticed Seth's nails looked impeccable. Well done Sethy.
I went immediately to check if white halfmoon on nailbed was normal. Jackal cred for sure.
@@mariavictor4324 hahaha
@@mariavictor4324 that part of the nail is the "lunula" and is right above the "matrix" of the nail. Just a little tim-bit of information, one jackal to another 😂🤣😂
@@mainemade73 😆😆🤣 Thanks mate 🦊 (thats a fox emoji tho)
They have greatly improved!!
The Jakkar Noir Cup is a deep cut 🤣 Those Jackals should be honoured' Well done Graphics Dept.
*jackals (sorry couldn’t resist) 😀 But yes, an epic reference.
By the way, it has to eat seth inside that graphics put more thought into cuppy messages for us, an internet nitpicking mob, for an internet video, than their own boss for a show that broadcasts on actual televisions nationwide
@@streetographer It's literally written "Jakkar" on the cup.
@@r3v3rbs0ul Yes for Drakkar but Michael referred to us as jackEls. 😉
It's kind of arcane and I love it!
Re:Seagull
A silver gull, although from Australia and NZ, is a seagull. Seagull is a layperson's term that is not used by most ornithologists and biologists. This term can be used to refer to a common local species or all gulls in general, and has no fixed taxonomic meaning. It generally refers to seabirds of the family Laridae in the suborder Lari.
@@Spearca Yes, it's a misnomer, as there is no one species with the name of "seagull."
Yup. Seagull is like Cadillac car or eyewitness.
@@Spearca And in fact a bit of a misnomer, since most species of gulls called "seagulls" in the US can be found inland and on freshwater water bodies.
@@Spearca Yeah, but that doesn't sound as good. Especially if you're a Star Trek fan.
Yeah we definitely just call them seagulls in NZ.
As a British person. I really enjoyed your British accent and it's nice to hear liecester being pronounced properly. BTW love these corrections always make me laugh
Shouldn't it be spelled "Leicester" as in "me and my mate were just looking at Leicester cathedral, honestly guv, we've got nothing to do with any silverware being nicked from the vestry". (A bit of jackal on jackal criticism here)
Couldn't agree more Jackal Mark - But what I'd really like to see is Seth trying to nail this: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. If he can nail that he'd be as popular in Wales as Ryan Reynolds and wouldn't that be a thing?
I too love the Attenborough bits. Absolutely brilliant. What part of Boston do you imagine they come from?
@@sallysmith7090 That would be Brilliant!
@@0cypher0 English people don't say silverware, we say cutlery
At first, I was frustrated that I randomly awoke 45 min before my alarm. But then it became abundantly clear: Corrections with the Attenborough brothers is what my body was craving, not more sleep.
Oi! Wakey-wakey Joe!
Seth is the only late night regular who makes me laugh every single time i watch
I want to agree, but Colbert makes me laugh too and often Fallon, but Seth's delivery is what sets him apart. Especially with the post lockdown casual. So, yeah, I suppose I agree.
Seth makes me feel like he cares that I laugh.
I like the others and i think Corden's gig f.ex. has improved dramatically without the audience but all others have clips where i'm JUST not actually laughing...which is fine... Seth only fails at that when an interview partner talks too much and leaves no time for it. His segments like Popsicle Shtick and Ya Burnt are IMMENSELY well done and are now part of the RUclips Routine with the very picky woman to my right
@@samringwald I bet he would really love to read that comment!!
Especially since the great Conan has retired
Corrections before the monologue? You guys finally got your priorities straight
👍
Hahaha 😂
No monologue today... it's Friday.
But at least we get this treasure 😊
I live in Prague and before the pandemic, a group of stunt people re-enacted The Second Defenestration. So not only are people defenestrated- the throwing out of the window is re-enacted! :-) (not a jackal just thought it would be fun to share)
I think this comment is what makes you a jackal --- welcome!
It’s very pragmatic of you to live in Prague.
Praguematic you might say.
Refenestration
I guess, in 2018? But seriously. It was not the first, but second one.
Thank you for starting that war! (Actually, you were not, but please let me have that moment. Germans seem to start warts all the time. I need a bit of the blame game😆)
@@radschele1815 warts?
He says “see me next week” like a teacher or guidance counselor 😂
He used to say "I'll see you next week" until the Jackals pointed out that's not how cameras work.
@@SimonBuchanNz And I adore how that's become an ongoing self-reference.
@@SimonBuchanNz omg that’s right! Great comment! 😂
I miss when he said “I’ll see you next week”. It made me feel less lonely.
REAL
For anyone else who didn't get Seth's "good Leicester accent" when he said "Welcome to NBC Nightly News". The presenter of that is called "Lester Holt". Thanks Google :-)
"Corrections" is priceless. And awardless.
Everyone knows awards are flawed anyway.
Like Vincent Van Gogh, Corrections is cursed to never be truly appreciated in it’s own time.
We should all chip in to have a mini jackal trophy made and send it to him.
Fenestration - the arrangement of windows in a building.
Fenestration Erasure - Removing windows from buildings..? I guess that is one way to prevent Defenestration...
Safety first! 😂
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Window_tax
@@Catherinzsl Safety third. 1) Look good. 2) Have fun. 3) Be safe.
Sounds Brutalist though.
What Seth's face does during the Attenborough impression is even better than the accent alone. Here's hoping he recalls this one every damn episode!
I still hold out for "MEEELLLLLL??" but it never happens anymore.:(
I loved studying in uni, but I hated exams. Now this is a place where I can learn new things while enjoying quality jokes, irony and sarcasm from Seth! The best segment across the last night television.
That lester accent joke was solid gold. That might be the one time I would have loved to hear an audience groan during corrections 😂
*Lestah
Which Lester/Leicester/Lestah is he referencing here please?
@@-xirx- when he's discussing the Attenboroughs, he goes into the "this is nightly news". At the same network Seth's show is on, the reporter for the nightly news is Lester Holt, so Seth's "Lester" impersonation is of him, not the British accent
@@LindaC616 thank you!
@@-xirx- yw!
French jackal here. The word manger actually comes from the French word mangeoire. Which I would love to see Seth pronounce :)
“World”? And a French Jackal is a Chacal and the word manger comes from the French word mangeure. Not mangeoire.
Mangeoire is the direct translation, not the origin. No wonder the Germans kicked your ass so easily in WW2
@@bfg3890 thanks for pointing the spelling mistake.
After checking in larousse I stand by mangeoire tho.
@@bfg3890 yeah still wrong mate :)
From Middle English manger, from Old French mangeoire, menjoere, from mangier (“to eat”) (modern French manger). (Source wikipedia)
Also pretty sure our ethymology has nothing to do with our ww2 defeat.
Maybe if Seth's mom is watching, she'll make him say it! They used to visit Seth for Thanksgiving in NY, which is next week 🤞
The correction on the gull species wasn’t because he called it a seagull, but because Seth implied there was a Silver Gull in New Jersey when, for example, a Ring-billed or Greater Black-backed gull would be far more likely.
In English, there’s also no gull species called a Seagull. Although GBBG is called a Sea Gull in Swedish. But I guess there’s no Scandinavian representation in Graphics.
I don't dispute this comment whatsoever, I would however like to add that the "gullible " joke landed for me as majestically as a Ring-Billed Gull at late dusk.
5:23 Rat-of-the-air talk.
Seagull, Schmiegel
I have never been so scared to click on a "Show more" in my whole life.
Thank goodness Aren, you scared me.
and also see the bird joke??
hahaha
@@stickygreendragon4961 So, mildy nice but kinda hard to make out?
I’m Australian and I was thinking isn’t that just a type of seagull?
@@cy2218 Well, the term ”seagull” normally refers to any species of gull. So to call it a ”gull” would be more correct. Nobody in the real world would or should get mad at you for using it, but seeing as I’m both an avid birder and a jackal, I can’t really let it slide that easily.
"Gullible." That was a good one! LOL! The Attenborough impressions are the best.
These corrections segments deserve multiple academy awards for the best long-form timbit that has a Wally on the staff. Wait, that's not a category, nor even an artistic medium the academy awards covers? There's clearly something wrong with them.
Here's hoping all you jackals and hyenas have a wonderful weekend, and a happy Thanksgiving!
It couldn't win any Academy awards because it's not a film it's a TV show. Well, sort of. But not a film. Unless the show becomes so successful that in 20 years an even-more-out-of-ideas Hollywood decides to make a big screen adaption. In which case yes of course it will sweep all categories.
The world really needs an impression camp movie. Can you imagine how fun it could be to see Seth, Andy, Bill Hader and other so many of Seth's friends trying to be the best of them all. Maya Rudolph should be top trainer.
Please, please, please do an impression camp movie, or make it a fake really show, whatever, it's gonna be good.
Loved the Leicester accent joke and using Lester (Holt)'s impression 😂 genius! Jackal for life
Wait with thanksgiving next week, are we going to get a special Meyers family corrections episode?
We an only hope. His shows with his family had always been my favorites....... until the pandemic.
Yes, I'm praying! And Panka Hurry can make Seth pronounce "mangeoire" 😄
Also looking forward to 2 turkeys and a pilgrim
OMG yes pleeeeeaaaaaase
It's "If I *were* building windmills." Don't forget to use the subjunctive mood. These things are important.
And a mere 30 seconds or so later he quotes "if the audience were able" but I feel like it audience is single so it should be "if the audience was able". Or does the subjunctive mood apply?
@@grahamc1798 Realistically, they're both correct, though he should probably pick one way to say and stick to it for the sake of consistency.
LOLOL, you lot are first in line for Seth's windmill constructions--and I mean that with all due respect, jackal to jackals ;0)
I noticed that too.
This has become my absolute favorite late night segment
Oh Seth is just the tops
In Canada they're only called TimBits at Tim Horton's, Robin Eggs at Robin's, and donut holes pretty much everywhere else that sells them.
Hm. Maybe officially but, in Ontario at least, any doughnut hole is referred to as a Timbit. I’ve never heard anyone say the picked up a box of Robin Eggs or doughnut holes… always just Timbits
I think it's similar to Kleenex. If I went to the states I'd refer to them as TimBits regardless of where they were made.
Copyright/trademark issues for other retailers. Never heard anyone use another term in the vernacular. As suggested above, maybe an Ontario thing.
@@Henry-W-Schlemmer That was to appease the Quebecois, oui?
@@whydidmyhandlechangefromAlice That's odd. Usually around here in Eastern Canada you rarely even hear of Timbits in favour of doughnut holes, unless you're talking about Horton's sponsored Minor Hockey teams with that name.
I scared my cat, laughing out-loud at the callback to Impression Camp.
I love Andy.
Corrections frequently results in my cat being startled out of his slumber. It's confirmed: Seth is cruel to cats.
Same situation here, but with my partner rather than a cat...I listen with headphones and unexpectedly cackle loudly QUITE often; it must be hard for him to bear. Is there a safe space for those who love/live with us Jackals? #JackalLoversAnonymous
Edit: Andy appearances in Corrections are the Easter Eggs I crave year-round!
I listen with headphones, with my cat on my lap, but she's not woken up by my laughing.
As for Seth and his attitude towards cats: Grrr! My cat is usually purring on my chest or my lap when he's making his anti-cat jokes when I watch the show. Not that all of the cat jokes are unfunny; I just hate the stereotypical ones. They're lazy and of all the cats I've known not one fits them. 🤷♀️
The gullible joke was the best joke in the segment.
I once got a kid in a grade ten class to look up "gullible" in a dictionary, but I told him it had a silent "h" after the g. He spent five minutes not finding it, then I said "sorry, that's an American dictionary. They leave out the "h".
@@makinoahcelloduo9008 😂🤣😂
As a English guy your accent is pretty good. Only problem is I live in the North and we have at least 5 different accents within a 30 mile radius. 😂We have so many even we get confused. By the way I look so forward to corrections because it always cheers me up. Love it.
Fables don't *have* to have animals. Magical beings are plenty to qualify it as a fable, as are personified forces of nature, which I think probably includes Schumaker.
I believe both humans and elves would be classifies as being in the Animal Kingdom. Like sponges.
lol i like "JACKALS". I've always called them " people with correctile disfunction"
Is it "dysfunction"?
@@LindaC616 Great word play, though!
@@madeleineprice9645 indeed!
@@LindaC616 not the way i said it
That Silver Gull is exactly what we call a seagull here, so, cicada/cicada ...
- from Australia
I will do everything in my power to find corrections on the Attenborough Brothers just so I can hear the banter. Comedy Gold Seth!
I WILL ABSOLUTELY TAKE ONE OF YOUR WIND TURBINES! LOL! I WOKE UP MY 6 YR OLD LAUGHING AT HOW MUCH WE BLOW!
Try explaining that to a kid!
THANKS SETH!
I think Andy Samberg spoke in an earlier episode about going to impression camp, but that it didn't leave much of an....
JAKKAR NOIR. FEEL THE POWER of pedantic superiority.
So, this is the highlight of my week. I love being a jackal! All I want for Christmas is Jackal merch signed by Seth.
Someone suggested an ugly Christmas jackal sweater
@@LindaC616 I'll take it!!!!!
@@LindaC616 and wear it with pride!!!
@@Gypsymama820 we gotta get Patty Lyons on this design, stat!
@@LindaC616 I mean, he missed my birthday last week, I didn't correct him, the least he could do is get the expert on the Christmas present.
I LOVE Seth's Attenborough accent, despite it obviously being nothing like how they actually talk. Also, lovely story about Sir David. Awwwww.
Emmy is coming, dude. Hilarious. All of it. Way to make a relatable chorus line joke. Kudos.
CORRECTIONS: Richard Attenborough was actually Lord Attenborough, having been created a life peer as Baron Attenborough in 1993.
Also, the Attenboroughs were from a well-educated middle class family (their father was a Cambridge academic; their mother was a marriage counselor). They did not have working class accents.
Interesting fact: During WW II, the Attenborough family took in two German Jewish refugee girls, and later adopted them when it was learned their parents had been killed.
5:37
1) Tarāpunga are not endemic to Australia, also being found in Aotearoa NZ and New Caledonia
2) Tarāpunga are not rare. The IUCN ranks them as 'Least Concern' and population increasing
3) The issue isn't that graphics found the wrong bird; the issue is the 'seagull' is not a real ornithological term and 'gull' should have been used instead
2) they are rare in the Americas, though.
The New Zealand red-billed gull/Tarāpunga is a subspecies of the silver gull which is native to Australia.
@@RubyDoobieScoo Silver gulls are native to Aus, Aot-NZ, and New Caledonia. The respective ssp are each found only in their own country, but calling a silver gull Australian is incomplete
This is the greatest show online/anywhere. As a former Chicagoan, I appreciated the deep cut doing a Lester Holt, a former Chicago news anchor.
That Leicester/Lester joke was such a dad joke.
Way to go Seth with the correct pronunciation of Leicester, most Americans pronounce it the way it looks, Li-cester or Lay-cester. Much like Worcester which is actually pronounced Wooster. Loved the very subtle but brilliant "Lester" Holt impression joke too! 😉
I come across Lye-chest-tor often!
And yet another refinement...the addition of -shire to Leicester, Worcester, Aberdeen, Gloucester etc is not pronounced 'shyre' (rhymes with 'fire') it's more like 'shuh' (rhymes with 'huh'). Sometimes it's more like 'sheer', that's ok too.
Now someone will list a load of exceptions to this rule...well bring it on!
It's a shibboleth and you'll know all about those..
Heeheehee 😁
As a resident of Leicester, what is even better is the Belvoir Street in Leicester, which is pronounced as Beaver Street.
Though yes, to get an American pronounce Leicester properly is a big win.
Would love to hear him try "Loughborough, Barrow-upon-Soar and Sileby...
Does this also mean Worcestershire sauce is actually "woostershire"???
I am waiting every Friday morning (Central European Time) for the Corrections! Must acknowledge that this segment is indeed entertaining and engaging. AND I am proud to be a jackal. #JackalsOfLateNight #LateNightJackals #FeastingOnSethMeyersCarcass
Hahaha 😂
Same, always work till 1pm and open RUclips when I am home to start the weekend 🤩
Hey! No carcass-feasting. Seth transcends, and we are not hyenas.
CET EU JACKAL HERE AS WELL!! I’m so happy to see i’m not alone!
@@giorgiabalsarin4363 #LateNightCETJackals hehehe
Correction on the title card: The title card says Late Night with Seth Meyers, but this was released at roughly 3:30 in the morning. In fact, every corrections episode has been released between 3:30 and 7 in the morning. As this is not a part of the normal show (no audience, interactive comedy skit, no guests, etc.) it is not technically a part of "Late Night with Seth Meyers". It is "Early Morning Correction with Seth Meyers" where you essentially use the same cast and crew to mock a different show, the different show being "Late Night with Seth Meyers".
Youre working two jobs here Seth. Recognize your worth, and demand a second contract for "Early Morning Corrections with Seth Meyers".
Here, here! Or, I agree.
you sirrr... have won!! 🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻🙋🏻🚨🚨🚨🚨🔥🔥🚨🔏
👏👏 I agree.
Best correction for corrections I've ever read!!!
@@Shasta--1 I think it's 'hear hear' but as that's usually verbalised, it couldn't matter less.
So why did I bother then?
It's what Jackals do.
This should be the show. Between last week's (or the week before...I'm drunk 90% of the time) Steinbeck/Seinfeld joke and this week's Attenborough Bridge Too Far joke, y'all can just drop the mic.
EDIT: Ha, then the Lester joke. Perfection.
correction to a correction: in Australia, silver gulls are colloquially called "seagulls" by most people anyway. Either seagulls, or some variation of "f***ing b*****d c****s!". So it WAS a picture of a seagull, just not of a North American seagull.
You're too funny and so right on all at once!
I made the same point elsewhere. There's no such thing as a seagull, not in name. It's a reference to any particular gull. It's like saying "fish" (according to a previous Corrections episode). There shouldn't have been a corrections on it.
When Craig Ferguson left late night television I more or less resigned myself to the fact that I would never enjoy a late night show on quite the same level. Enter Seth Meyers (and his fantastic crew). While the packages might be different (Secretariat and Geoff and alt. on one side, Wally and Corrections and alt. on the other), the core remains the same: two genuine, decent people who choose to interact with us (Craig would bring some of his audience members on stage for the intro bit and Seth gives back to us with Corrections) rather than insulate themselves while prancing on that soundstage. And THAT is what sets them both apart from the fray, and THAT is what keeps me coming back day after day, and THAT is why we are all so bummed when Seth takes (well-deserved) time off.
Thanks again Seth (and company). Wishing you all a lovely Thanksgiving.
Corrections always makes me happy! I'm spreading the word. My mom is a very talented knitter so watch out!!!
The more diluted it gets the stronger it becomes, kind of like this segment.
Or like expensive whine, it gets bitter in Thyme!
Or, the more deluded the jackals get, the stronger they become.
Hey, Seth :) First-time jackal and English major here with a note on conditional clauses (I hope I am actually right about this). When you are talking about a hypothetical situation, like when you say "If I was building windmills or wind turbines," you should use "were" instead of "was."
It’s almost that time of year to buy an ugly Christmas sweater. We need a Corrections-themed Jackal ugly Christmas sweater! Who’s with me?
Paaattttyyy! Did you hear that!?
@PattyLyonsKnittingTeacher 🙏
Yes we do !!!!!!!
Yes, a knitted ugly Christmas sweater would be the bomb!
I want one‼️💕‼️
I choked on my soup laughing at the Lester joke XD and whoever came up with the gullible joke rocks 'cause that was perfect lmao
Corrections is all Seth. Planned but not scripted. No cue cards; free Wally.
Man, I love being a jackal!
Corrections is the best thing to come out of the pandemic.
I have British teeth. So, masks
Early morning corrections? Yes please and thank you 😍
Thank you Seth, finally Czechs getting talked about! And so much sweeter, that it's about that part of history our whole nation is proud of.
I know at least 6 jokes went over our heads this week! 🤣 you have to go back and watch today's show again, it had me crying, once I figured out all of the fenestrated puns🤣🤣🤣 this needs a Peabody award now!!
3:30am halfway through a 30 case of beer, im over here cackling like an idiot right now, this is amazing, corrections for life!
Yikes
I was getting ready to make a correction that Richard Attenborough was a Lord...however after some research, he was made a Lord just after Jurassic Park came out, so in the context of the conversation being before JP, it is correct. Well played Seth, well played!
The highlight of every week ending.
I'd love to see Seth get feedback on his Attenborough from John Oliver.
that be priceless, John Oliver doing a bit on corrections!
Seth can FaceTime him, hopefully Oliver answers lol
oh boy corrections . I love the corrections
Seth the vein of humor that your mining is so much fun, thank you for the introduction of the current goings on on the show.
* you're 😉
"Gull-ible" 🤣🤣 Liecester/Lester Holt 🤣🤣 I'm dying here.
Corrections:
The 1618 Defenestration didn't end with a splash in a moat, it ended with a splat in a dungheap (Protestants) or being gently carried down to the earth by the Virgin Mary (Catholics). I thought a different Jackal would have corrected this. There is no moat around the Hradčany Castle. There was a nice cobbled surface conveniently placed to kill anyone lucky enough to be pushed out from 70' high. If there had been a correction and you ignored it you are in deep doo-doo, just like the two Royal Governors.
The Attenborough brothers were born near London, they never would have had a Scouse accent. They ended up with an RP accent which has nothing to do with Leicester.
Fenestration has to do with arranging windows, doors and elevators in/on a building, ear surgery or having a lot of openings in an animal. Your hopes and dreams are being slowly crushed to death - not being perforated. There are standards.
Leicester accent is not Scouse (Liverpool) it's East Midlands accent. Attenboroughs were born in and around London, but they did most of their growing up in Leicester, but as posh boys (and headmaster's sons) they didn't get the accent.
Cut Twice. You'll have to explain RP now, I reckon....
I could do it but I've said enough...
The defenestration landing was discussed in last week's comments. Seth apparently decided to ignore it.
Corrections is the beauty in this world we can’t look away from.
Seth says here, after making the "Bridge too far" joke, "I really hope you get it" as a reference to A Chorus Line. The line in the show is, in fact, "God I hope I get it," and Seth should have said "God I hope you get it" rather than "I really hope [you] get it," which is not a lyric in A Chorus Line.
I think Seth was gonna cry at the end.
Just makes him even more lovable.
3:08 - correction to the correction - *Shoemaker is the real animal in that fable 😭😂
He's a beast :D
Credit where it's due, Seth pronouncing Leicester correctly first time is impressive!
It’s because he works with Leicester Holt.
IIRC the MA town of Leicester is pronounced the same way.
I love learning stuff through Corrections
I agree I find out the most interesting things, my grammar improves, it's fun all around!
Corrections should be put in for awards. I don't know what awards that it would qualify for but they should be put in for all of them.
We need to all chip in to award him a jackal trophy.
Seth. Look forward to your take on the world in Corrections, Closer Looks and Monologues. Thanks from the UK
Your Attenborough bit is one of the more demented bits you've done. Its wonderful.
With all this (Choose Your Own) JFK Returns From The Grave nonsense going around lately, I wish we still had with us the lovely and graceful First Lady of Corrections: Jackalin’ Kennedy Onassis
Alright, I gotta say, I'm absolutely loving the Attenborough bit, in particular the accent. It sounds like something from a Guy Ritchie movie. :D
Australia calling. What you have in the photo is a Bloody seagull. As in: "Ah jeez, I just washed me car an' a bloody seagull crapped on it!"
Seriously but, we call 'em seagulls. Never heard of a Silver Gull. Australia out.
You beat a seagull bloody for expelling faeces on your car?
I'd heard Australian was a rough place but..
"DJ Jazzy Jeff'd out the window" did not get the appreciation it deserved.
Love you Seth, every friday I'm here to see corrections and I really appreciate what you do.
"Is it Attenboroughs as Gallaghers or Gallaghers as Attenboroughs?"
"It's gold."
Seth, I think next summer you've graduated to a counselor at Impressions camp.
I love these desk ramblies.
Seth references _A Bridge Too Far._ Elliot Gould was in _A Bridge Too Far._ Elliot Gould played Trapper John in the film _M*A*S*H._
This has been "Obscure _M*A*S*H_ References Explained."
“A manger is not a building, it’s a trough.” LOL.
Away in a trough:
No crib for a bed
😎
In French, manger: to eat.
@@MusicfromMarrs THANK YOU! I just posted that 'manger' info.
A bit more long-winded than your explanation though, bravo!
@@madeleineprice9645 francophone jackals, unite! Seth’s mom was a French teacher. 😁
In modern times, I think they say un crèche/un creux more than un manger (a bite) for trough.
I glad I caught that one. First time jackal!
It's not "Chorus Line," it's "A Chorus Line." The Theater Jackals are going to tear him apart
Silver gulls aren't rare in Australia. We just call them seagulls.
Well, it’s a laymansterm sure, but it’s also unnecessary as you could shorten it to ”gull” and be more correct.
@@ScentOfaWookie And more correct is the best kind of correct for a jackal. 😉
But Silver Gulls are incredibly rare in the US, which is where the joke was taking place. So in that sense, he was correct.
@@abbycross90210 I'd argue that the joke was taking place "on the Internet", which is global, even if some Americans might not realise that.
@@wubmark right, I know. But it was my recollection that the joke itself was region-based. If it wasn't, I apologize to the entire planet.
Seth would be fun on 'shrooms.
Building windmills and turbines near a jackal’s house because they blow hard. I had a coughing fit from laughing so hard. That was great as is everything from corrections. A perfect format. I will also take a moment to say that I am enjoying the hybrid direction the live shows are taking. Incorporating some of the staff interaction more and still having the audience. I think it’s a good compromise. I also love “see me next week”. You can count in it Seth‼️👏🏼😂
You missed that Richard is a lord. Lord Dickie, Sir David, Mr John.
Yes, This needs to be corrected next week,
So we can hear the accent wander around the British Isles again :D
Lord Attenborough, though. He'd only be Lord Richard if he were the younger son of a Duke of Marquess using a courtesy style. A Lord in his own right is Lord Surname.
@@alisonhill3941 Jackaling the jackals :o