It is really nice to see andy continue in the giddy pleasure that is corrections, the first one he did where seth immediately hung up on him was priceless. Also baby jackal=adorable who knew?
The fact that the picture of the jackal cub was 100% jackal, rather than half-human half-jackal suggests Seth believes his wife is also secretly a jackal. We welcome her!
@Adam It would make sense, as his sister in law seems to be the original jackal, blazing the way for the present jackal community. I mean they ARE sisters🤔🤔🤔
In my opinion Covid has finely tuned Seth’s show into not only the best late night show but into a completely new level of excellence. Love corrections. Love Seth. Love the crew and staff.
Well said , i wasn't a nightly viewer before Covid but there's a definite niche they've found that is working. Correction feed show Show feed corrections. Corrections makes me feel like we're in the writer's room. As a comedy nerd/geek/snob its better than a podcast and so much quicker to consume.
I genuinely didnt watch seths show pre-Covid but i guess it allowed him to take these chances and i have no idea how i settled for that other nonsense before, i love this so much
Not enough love here for the brilliant way Seth stumbled and got "flummoxed" for a second just so he could perfectly deadpan "We named her Mary-Kate." Seth is a genius with timing.
YOU HAD A BABY 10 WEEKS AGO AND DIDN'T MENTION HER!?!?!?! When you started talking I thought you were going to say your wife found out 10 weeks ago she was pregnant! Congratulations to you all!! ❤
Correction: Seth's card says he was being sarcastic, but we know he really meant it, he loves the jackals. Also that combination of very sweet and absolutely savage in announcing his daughter's birth is *chef's kiss*.
Remember when he considered it an outrage (an outrage!) that anyone insinuated that an intern was filtering through the comments on his behalf? I don't know...I still find it hard to believe he's really reading the comments himself, but sometimes I feel halfway convinced...he seems just tickled enough with this segment...and aren't we all, aren't we all...
I'm taking off my Jackal paws to just say congratulations! What a wonderful piece of news to hear on Thanksgiving. Seriously, that is just amazing, and she is lucky to have such a great and funny Dad.
I love it every time that Seth just calls him mid-show, asks him to do something random, then hangs up (sometimes without even saying bye) when he's done.
awww this was seriously touching. Seth shared the birth of his little girl with us jackals First! *and* gave us 18 minutes of Corrections! that’ll buy you a whole load of JLC (Jackal loyalty credits). I’m sure I speak for many jackals: Seth, we are thankful for your existence and for the creation of corrections. Pedantic and neurotic as we are, we are howling to the moon with delight for you and your family. Happy turkey day 🍂🍁🦃🧡 PS. hoping you went to the hospital nice and early this time
My husband doesn't understand how personal I feel the relationship is between Seth and we (us? No, definitely we!) Jackals, because he doesn't watch Corrections with me, making me seriously question why I remain married to him after 18 years. I was thrilled to be able to point out to him that Seth told us about the birth of his daughter before announcing it on the aired show with a studio audience. Jackals = Family!
@alumpyhorse As you probably already know by now, they planned for his wife to give birth at home to avoid the issues that arose with their sons due to her notoriously fast labor. 😉
@@maryroberts589 it’s a real thing, I sense it in many of my fellow jackals. take a break from your husband and hang out with us for Corrections- it’s healthy to have a little space once in awhile :)
it's both. Saying "Beetlejuice" three times BOTH summons and vanquishes him. Hence the scene at the end where he's putting zips and pieces on metal over Geena Davis's mouth when she starts saying it.
I cannot wish Seth a jackal-free anything. Seth loves us, appreciates our collective erudition, and actively wants us to see him. Blessings on him and his whole family 💗
I’m honored that you wanted the jackals to be the first to know about your baby girl! I can’t wait to see a picture and hear the story, hopefully your wife got to have the baby somewhere much more comfortable than the lobby floor. I can’t tell you what your show has meant to me the last couple years. You and the sea captain, and Wally, and Amber, and the rest of your laughing crew have given me such joy when joy was hard to find. Corrections is brilliant and I’m still pissed that it lost the Emmy. It’s nice to still have this bit that feels like the show did without the audience for the last year. Thank you for that. Happy Thanksgiving.
Beautifully said, and so close to what I was thinking! Thank you for sharing - this group of writers, the crew, and Seth definitely helped ease the struggle for me too. The Jon Oliver running bit about Adam Driver might have helped, too 🤣😳
Congratulations on your daughter! I'm sure your wife is relieved that you are filming in studio and not in the attic. To all those who make the show happen, thank you for all your hard work. Corrections is just one way that this show stands out from other late night ones. While there are other late night shows that I watch and enjoy, this one has a connection with the audience at home that the others just don't. As someone else mentioned, you all made the transition back to a studio audience seamlessly, never losing that connection to those at home. That just goes to show the quality of work done by the entire staff of professionals behind the show and, of course, Seth. Taking internet comments and critiques and using them to make Corrections was genius and brave, given how many people love to be trolls and spew hatred. However, true jackals are respective to the show and each other (as far as I have seen) and want to make sure that the show maintains its high level of quality. The Emmy nomination was well-deserved. To all the jackals - from those who comment regularly to those (like me) who make occasional comments - thank you for the knowledge you have shared. I have learned a lot from you and I appreciate that the conversations remain civil, something that rarely happens online. Jackals are proof that comment sections can have critiques and debates without getting ugly. I think having Corrections helps to keep that level of civility because jackals know maintaining a sense of decorum will help result in the corrected information being shared. If jackals were just trolls, nobody would benefit from their knowledge because the comment section would be a dumpster fire.
Your thoughts are so well-said, and I agree wholeheartedly. Thank you for taking the time to articulate these thoughts; I especially agree that a good jackal should come from a place of love and a desire to teach. Comments sections devolve into unproductive bile far too often, to the detriment of everyone. Also.... you meant "respectful," not "respective." ;-)
@@BWintJack thanks for your positive comment and for politely pointing out my mistake. I'll leave it in so that people can see what you are referring to.
Congratulations, Seth, on your new baby girl! As a side note, when we saw you and Amber during the Thanksgiving Day Parade, my daughter said, “hey that’s the guy you watch on your phone!” It was great! Happy Thanksgiving to you, your crew, and your families!
LOL - sarcastic or not (we know you love us Seth) - I'm really really thankful for you Seth, for Corrections - for your wonderful crew laughing in the background - (and working to put this all together - thanks to ALL involved) - this early Corrections was a treat, as it is each and every week - Corrections brings me - ( and I know I lot of others) - joy and gratitude every week, it is always a gem, each and every week - *THANK YOU* 🐾 🐾 🐾 💖😘
" he stays in his Lane" is awesomest line ever! Brilliant! Love Baby Jackal. Perfect. CONGRATULATIONS on the birth of your new little wonder. I know will hear all about her soon. Thank you Seth for being you! You've made the COVID times so much more bearable.
Honestly, Corrections is what made me pay closer attention to Seth's humor. His ability to adapt to and build a rapport with the jackals is amazing, and now I'm as hooked as anyone roaming the streets for a baby carrot fix. Which means, naturally, I have to give a correction. Someone who you go to for a deal is a 'contact,' not a 'connect.' Happy Thanksgiving to Seth, the team, and all of the jackals. May we have even more to be thankful for next year.
I used to work at a factory where they made Cheetos and technically, it is a sauce. More of a slurry really. While it is a powder, it is mixed in with oils from frying making a very very messy slurry that take 4 hours to clean. In summary, Seth was technically correct in calling it a sauce.
A few years ago my friend was sick and they thought at first he may have had a stroke. (He didn't.) But he asked what may have caused the stroke and my response was, "the coxswain". The neurologist didn't think that was funny. I thought it was my best joke.
As a Canadian, I was thankful during our assigned time: last month. However, today I am still thankful that this segment exists. Thank you Seth and crew for turning a joke into a recurring segment and keeping it for us, the jackals.
congratulations to your new baby girl! we jackals feel honoured to hear about her before the rest of the "normal" audience. She is a lucky girl to have you as a dad.
This was absolutely phenomenal! Hilarious tomfoolery at its quintessential best! Seth’s voice and delivery captivate this set of ears, aurally inseminating my brain with pure electrifying joy! Mazel Tov on Adelaide, what first came to mind was Elliott Smith’s song Sweet Adelaide, which is absolutely beautiful. Please extend my gratitude to Sal, Mikey the Shoe, Fred, Wally, Amber, and all the Late Night Crew(even the graphics department). Thank you. We love you.
I just wanted to thank you--everyone at Light Night--for all the effort that goes into this gutsy & genius little segment. Every week, it brings me a little spark of much-needed joy. You have somehow taken the most irritating things about the internet (& people), & carefully transformed them back into my favorite things about the internet (& people).
Thankful for corrections, the jackals for making this possible, and this running bit with Andy Samberg (plus points on his ringtone, one of Lonely Island's best :D) Thank you Seth, Wally, the graphics team, and all the writers for being so amazing for us this year! And congratulations, Seth on your baby jackal
I was already excited about seeing the Meyers family on the show tonight, but now I'm even more excited to hear about the latest addition to the Meyers brood!
Corn is both a grain(the kernels) and as an ear a fruit since it's the seed bearing structure. However depending on what definition of vegetable you use it's also a vegetable. The original definition included all edible plant matter. The alternate definition usually excludes grains, fruits flowers and nuts but is somewhat arbitrary as it can include fruits like tomatoes. - Long time watcher first time Jackal.
Furthermore, in 1893, SCOTUS ruled that a tomato is a vegetable for purposes of commerce (and taxation) because of how it was commonly used in meals. In the unanimous opinion, it was acknowledged that, botanically speaking, a tomato is a fruit.
corn is an old time word for grain and could be (and sitll is in someparts ) aplide to all grains. this is why you have things such es cornfalkes or korn liquier that don't containe any corn/maize.
Correction: In order to use a jeweler's loupe, you need to hold the loupe right next to your eye (you mimed a magnifying glass, a common mistake to make).
Well then like "Sergeants Major" instead of "Sergeant Majors", would it be Traders Joe? And don't say it so loud, some Q nut who doesn't even speak english will turn that into "Traitors Joe" and bots will make it every 5th comment on CNN, thinking it's somehow a meme.
Congrats on the baby and happy thanksgiving! Also, I must say, that walk to the Mary-Kate punchline, that was next level - it was an emotional roller-coaster :D
love, love Andy -Popstar is the absolute best, I need to go back and watch that again. & all of the lonely island stuff. Seth has really great friends- John Mulaney, Fred Armisen, Bill Hader- how do they even come up for air when they’re together they must be laughing so hard
Congratulations on the new baby! I'm thankful for the decision to keep this segment going, for Seth and the whole team, and for my fellow jackals! This comment section is the best!
I had the same problem regarding criticism when giving your child a name. I chose to tell everyone that since my husband was German, we were planning on naming "it" either Rapunzel or Rumpelstiltskin that way when they got their real name at birth no one complained.
I want to thank you for bringing your family onto the show and having a Thanksgiving show. I am new to your program this year and I had no idea you did that. I LOVE IT! It really made me feel like you were kind of bringing your audience into your family in a way. Thank you and Bless you and your whole family!
Having a solo Thanksgiving after contending with some brutal and isolating lockdown measures while serving overseas - during which Seth somehow felt like a lifeline and a friend - and this made me cry! Huge congratulations and thank you for making our lives better!
Beautifully said. Happy Thanksgiving to you Kate. I'm solo too, but I'm incredibly grateful for what Seth and his crew have given to us! Thank you for your service overseas. 💖
Thank you, Seth, and congratulations! Watching Corrections and engaging with my fellow Jackals has been the best part of my year. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
Rowers are very particular about this: "crew team" is redundant. The coxswain is a member of the crew. Just like Seth thanked his crew (rather than his crew team) at the end of the episode.
Doesn’t it depend on the context? In a botanical or taxonomic or some such context, it’s a grain. From a culinary perspective, corn is a vegetable - unless, of course it’s ground into a meal, grits, or flour.
The bit with the three calls to and from Andy Samsonite, complete with the Lonely Island ring tone, and then Seth completely losing it and cracking up at the end - pure jackal heaven! Thank you Seth, I'm a Kiwi and we don't do Thanksgiving but nonetheless I'm thankful for you and for Late Night and especially for Corrections. See me in a couple of weeks.
Correction on corrections.. they actually tried to send Beetlejuice back by saying his name 3 times but he kept stopping them .. So you can get rid of Beetlejuice by saying his name 3 times (unless he gets married). And yes i have watched the movie far more times than id like to admit..
I highly recommend watching the "Corrections" playlist then. There are so many running jokes, copious amounts of snark, and Jackal comment section camaraderie, that it truly has become one of the highlights of my week.......... and as a life long, card carrying Jackal myself, I'm perfectly fine with that.
Watch all of them. You’ll be in tears, they’re so funny. And he kept it like this so those of us who liked the show without an audience still have this bit to look forward to every week.
I agreed with you about no audience until seth and his crew executed the show seamlessly from no audience to audience. Unlike all other late night shows he chose to continue acknowledging the wider audience while incorporating the live audience. A lot were worried a few months ago but i think theyve relieved those worries
It's so fun! I kept a playlist here with some pre-Corrections corrections (namely Lego & Doof Warrior) ruclips.net/p/PLIsbH32441KpjhskL_b9xjogUDGRO2SBi
Awesome as always. I especially liked the bit where Seth says ‘I was going to do this joke …’ and then does it anyway! CONGRATULATIONS to you, your wife and entire family on your beautiful baby girl! Happy thanksgiving Everyone! I’m from 🇳🇬 and I am thankful for these moments of mirth, the entire Corrections crew and the community of Jackals! See you in a week!
In this week's Corrections, moreso than in most weeks, Seth demonstrates that facet of professional comedy measured by *how many separate laughs* you can get out of the same joke. If you can get 19, er, 5... you're a pro.
I love how the press isn’t reporting that Seth had a child because it’s just us Jackals who watch Corrections. It feels like we’re a part of Seth’s inner circle cause we got to hear the news first :)
I watched this Corrections within 25 minutes of it posting on RUclips. I was impressed to see that within the hour, Seth's Wikipedia page was updated to say he had three children, and this segment was listed as where/when he announced her birth. Strands to reason that Jackals would be editing Wikipedia! 💖🐾
What a wonderful episode!! Congratulations on the new baby! And I love the baby jackal joke ! Two weeks is a long time without seeing you, enjoy your break and your family ❤️
I love Andy Samberg's continued participation in this madness.
Andy funny,even without Wally and cue cards.how does he do it.
Agreed. And his Beetlejuice is pretty good.
The ringtone was chef’s kiss
It is really nice to see andy continue in the giddy pleasure that is corrections, the first one he did where seth immediately hung up on him was priceless.
Also baby jackal=adorable who knew?
No spoilers in top comments please
The fact that the picture of the jackal cub was 100% jackal, rather than half-human half-jackal suggests Seth believes his wife is also secretly a jackal. We welcome her!
Could also be following Bojack Horseman interbreeding rules - each child is one species or the other, instead of half and half.
@@2mclaugh , what about ligers? hahaha
@Adam It would make sense, as his sister in law seems to be the original jackal, blazing the way for the present jackal community. I mean they ARE sisters🤔🤔🤔
The inside could be human, while the outside is jackal. The child shall grow up to have a tough exterior, but a soft interior.
I expect no one will roast him more, so she'll probably be queen jackal 💖
In my opinion Covid has finely tuned Seth’s show into not only the best late night show but into a completely new level of excellence. Love corrections. Love Seth. Love the crew and staff.
Completely agree!!
perfectly said. It’s on a whole new level
Well said , i wasn't a nightly viewer before Covid but there's a definite niche they've found that is working.
Correction feed show
Show feed corrections.
Corrections makes me feel like we're in the writer's room.
As a comedy nerd/geek/snob its better than a podcast and so much quicker to consume.
I genuinely didnt watch seths show pre-Covid but i guess it allowed him to take these chances and i have no idea how i settled for that other nonsense before, i love this so much
Same - it feels somehow more intimate or something 🥰
Not enough love here for the brilliant way Seth stumbled and got "flummoxed" for a second just so he could perfectly deadpan "We named her Mary-Kate." Seth is a genius with timing.
The entire build up for that joke was so worth the wait
Personally thought he was going to go somewhere crude with Ash Olsen sounding like asshole, but this was much much better.
Andy Samberg is a true friend. If Corrections ever gets an Emmy, he should get one as part of the team.
Kudos to whoever wrote “he stays in his lane”. One of the best punchlines ever! Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.
Sounds like a Seinfeld joke
It took me sooooo long to get it.
@@gllyflower Worse yet - I only JUST got it. Argh. And I was even thinking how his love interests were Lana Lang and Lois LANE. Eesh.
Sounds like a Scollins production
I thought it was seth himself
Whatever he says about the Jackals, Seth clearly loves us enough to give us the best correction. Congratulations on your new baby daughter!
Just so long as you don't ask one to cox a boat.....
When dealing on the black market, always remember the four C's:
Clarity, colour, cut and carrot
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Ernest I nearly fell out of bed when I read this gem from you. ☺️
One of the most Brilliant jackal comments I've ever read!
(Rimshot)
Hilarious 🤣🤪
now knowing that Seth's ring tone for when Andy calls is "I just had sex" makes my life
Did Seth do that or did Andy steal his phone and make that happen?
I think it's a reference to the bit Andy did about the mummy having sex with Frisbee.
I haven't stopped giggling about that yet!
@@theeggmancometh No, it's a song The Lonely Island (which Andy is a part of) made
"He stays in his Lane" That was fucking gold.
I agree, perfect joke!
came here to say this
YES. 🏆
BA DA BUM BUM TSSSSHHHH
YOU HAD A BABY 10 WEEKS AGO AND DIDN'T MENTION HER!?!?!?! When you started talking I thought you were going to say your wife found out 10 weeks ago she was pregnant! Congratulations to you all!! ❤
(I thought the same thing!)
Standing ovation for "he's stayinh in his lane"
NGL, I laughed loudly at that one - and kept going when it was obvious how proud Seth was of it, too.
Correction: Seth's card says he was being sarcastic, but we know he really meant it, he loves the jackals. Also that combination of very sweet and absolutely savage in announcing his daughter's birth is *chef's kiss*.
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Remember when he considered it an outrage (an outrage!) that anyone insinuated that an intern was filtering through the comments on his behalf? I don't know...I still find it hard to believe he's really reading the comments himself, but sometimes I feel halfway convinced...he seems just tickled enough with this segment...and aren't we all, aren't we all...
IKR! He was NOT being sarcastic. No matter what the card said, he really meant it. Congratulations Meyers family!
"He stays in his Lane." Is one of my favorite jokes this year. Happy Thanksgiving Seth, Crew & Jackals...
Beetlejuice can be summoned AND dismissed by saying his name to thrice. That’s why he tries to keep Lydia and Barbara from speaking at the end
I knew someone would have this covered the moment he started that correction. lol
Right, and because Barbara does this to send him back during the banister snake incident!
That fluffy baby was the best baby picture you could have shown to this pack of jackals... Congratulations on the non-fur version at home!
I immediately thought "Jackals stole his baby!". Congratulations, Seth.
@K S jackal, oh jackal I bow to your knowledge.... Still fluffy, still cute though
@@sigil8386 Dingoes ate my baby. Thank you for reminding me.
I'm taking off my Jackal paws to just say congratulations! What a wonderful piece of news to hear on Thanksgiving. Seriously, that is just amazing, and she is lucky to have such a great and funny Dad.
Andy Samberg’s contact name being “Andy Samsonite” with his own personal ringtone was 10/10 gold
And that ringtone! LOL!
I started singing along
i laughed so hard
I love it every time that Seth just calls him mid-show, asks him to do something random, then hangs up (sometimes without even saying bye) when he's done.
Had no idea there was even a remix until Andy called
awww this was seriously touching. Seth shared the birth of his little girl with us jackals First! *and* gave us 18 minutes of Corrections! that’ll buy you a whole load of JLC (Jackal loyalty credits).
I’m sure I speak for many jackals:
Seth, we are thankful for your existence and for the creation of corrections. Pedantic and neurotic as we are, we are howling to the moon with delight for you and your family.
Happy turkey day 🍂🍁🦃🧡
PS. hoping you went to the hospital nice and early this time
Perfectly said! All of it. 💖🐾
My husband doesn't understand how personal I feel the relationship is between Seth and we (us? No, definitely we!) Jackals, because he doesn't watch Corrections with me, making me seriously question why I remain married to him after 18 years. I was thrilled to be able to point out to him that Seth told us about the birth of his daughter before announcing it on the aired show with a studio audience. Jackals = Family!
@alumpyhorse As you probably already know by now, they planned for his wife to give birth at home to avoid the issues that arose with their sons due to her notoriously fast labor. 😉
I watched this before watching the Thanksgiving show, and I thought it was just a bit to use the name jokes. Congratulations to the Meyers family!
@@maryroberts589 it’s a real thing, I sense it in many of my fellow jackals. take a break from your husband and hang out with us for Corrections- it’s healthy to have a little space once in awhile :)
"None of the intimacy, and all of the opinions" - Seth Meyers 2021
Also congrats Seth on the baby girl!
I'm waiting for the episode where Samberg randomly calls Seth with an on-the-spot request in the middle of the show and Seth obliges without question
"love you buddy ❤️"
I think it's the other way around-Seth calls Andy. Andy complies, Seth hangs up on him
YES!!!
@@DrEcho so love how Seth generous is with I love you’
Andy will just talk about seths ugly fkin dog 🤣
it's both. Saying "Beetlejuice" three times BOTH summons and vanquishes him. Hence the scene at the end where he's putting zips and pieces on metal over Geena Davis's mouth when she starts saying it.
Correctception
I have a feeling this was done so we could bring back the Beetlejuice impression from… wait for it… Samberg! Samberg! Samberg!
I support this.
@@sonicmoonshine4999 I second this!
Samberg! Samberg! Samberg!
I believe I have a correction for your correction on corrections: you mean vanish not vanquish.
@@mirhurta77 well, one doesn’t “vanish” another person. It’s not something you do to someone else.
Seeing corrections lasting more than 15 minutes makes me so happy 🥰🥰
made me truly thankful on T-day!
Lol me too, could listen to him talk about anything all night long 😆
As both a comics fan and a comics dealer, that 'stays in his Lane' joke was perfection.
"He stays in his Lane." had me rolling. I hope Seth and the team have a great holiday.
Yeah, this is my favourite part. Fucking brilliant.
Yea I'm sad to say that it took me too long to get it
Wishing you a jackal-free Thanksgiving. Rest up Seth and enjoy a week off with your family. We'll be here when you get back.
🥰🥰🥰
Yep. We’ll be here. Waiting. Paws at the ready on our keyboards. 👨🏻💻🐾
there’s a lot of thankful jackals here- a baby girl and 18 minutes of corrections! happy T-day 🐾
hey Zippy, looks like a troll got hold of your account ?
I cannot wish Seth a jackal-free anything. Seth loves us, appreciates our collective erudition, and actively wants us to see him. Blessings on him and his whole family 💗
I’m honored that you wanted the jackals to be the first to know about your baby girl! I can’t wait to see a picture and hear the story, hopefully your wife got to have the baby somewhere much more comfortable than the lobby floor. I can’t tell you what your show has meant to me the last couple years. You and the sea captain, and Wally, and Amber, and the rest of your laughing crew have given me such joy when joy was hard to find. Corrections is brilliant and I’m still pissed that it lost the Emmy. It’s nice to still have this bit that feels like the show did without the audience for the last year. Thank you for that. Happy Thanksgiving.
Well technically his wife's doctor was the first to know.
They'll get a 'Pity Emmy' next time.
well said and from the heart, like a true jackal 🐾🧡
Beautifully said! 💖🐾
Beautifully said, and so close to what I was thinking! Thank you for sharing - this group of writers, the crew, and Seth definitely helped ease the struggle for me too. The Jon Oliver running bit about Adam Driver might have helped, too 🤣😳
" none of the intimacy, all of the opinions!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I never heard that one amazingly!!
Congratulations on your daughter! I'm sure your wife is relieved that you are filming in studio and not in the attic.
To all those who make the show happen, thank you for all your hard work. Corrections is just one way that this show stands out from other late night ones. While there are other late night shows that I watch and enjoy, this one has a connection with the audience at home that the others just don't. As someone else mentioned, you all made the transition back to a studio audience seamlessly, never losing that connection to those at home. That just goes to show the quality of work done by the entire staff of professionals behind the show and, of course, Seth. Taking internet comments and critiques and using them to make Corrections was genius and brave, given how many people love to be trolls and spew hatred. However, true jackals are respective to the show and each other (as far as I have seen) and want to make sure that the show maintains its high level of quality. The Emmy nomination was well-deserved.
To all the jackals - from those who comment regularly to those (like me) who make occasional comments - thank you for the knowledge you have shared. I have learned a lot from you and I appreciate that the conversations remain civil, something that rarely happens online. Jackals are proof that comment sections can have critiques and debates without getting ugly. I think having Corrections helps to keep that level of civility because jackals know maintaining a sense of decorum will help result in the corrected information being shared. If jackals were just trolls, nobody would benefit from their knowledge because the comment section would be a dumpster fire.
Your thoughts are so well-said, and I agree wholeheartedly. Thank you for taking the time to articulate these thoughts; I especially agree that a good jackal should come from a place of love and a desire to teach. Comments sections devolve into unproductive bile far too often, to the detriment of everyone.
Also.... you meant "respectful," not "respective." ;-)
@@BWintJack thanks for your positive comment and for politely pointing out my mistake. I'll leave it in so that people can see what you are referring to.
Well said!!
Seth is hands down the best late night show host.
So thankful for CORRECTIONS. It makes everyone's lives better.
Congratulations on the baby girl, Seth, and happy thanksgiving!! I’m thankful for Corrections and Seth’s team for getting me through this year ❤️
Same! ♥️ Happy Thanksgiving!
Perfectly said!
As a sister-in-law I can confirm that we are indeed just like the wife, with none of the intimacy and ALL the opinions 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I got so excited for you when you said you had to correct how many kids you have, congrats! Hopefully she grows into her jackal paws!
Totally with you! So happy for the new pack member! 💕🐾
The Mary-Kate and Lois Lane jokes were both fantastic :) Both caught me by surprise and I laughed myself silly. Congrats on your new baby daughter!
Corrects is the best segment in any late night show in a long time
best thing since Craig Ferguson's "gay robot skeleton"
“Masturbating Bear” segment on Late Night with Conan O’Brien on NBC 1990s
and then top it off with any and all lonely island gems
CONGRATULATIONS on your new, precious baby girl!!!
Congratulations, Seth, on your new baby girl! As a side note, when we saw you and Amber during the Thanksgiving Day Parade, my daughter said, “hey that’s the guy you watch on your phone!” It was great! Happy Thanksgiving to you, your crew, and your families!
Love the ringtone. And I love that Seth said "love you" to Andy... after he'd already tapped to end the call.
Aww, I was expecting some last minute sass but then you actually went genuine. We love you and corrections too, Seth!
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That Lois Lane joke was brilliant, I appreciate that not everyone was going to get it but it was the highlight of this corrections for me.
I literally laughed out loud for that one. And I'm going to replay it for my better half when he gets home.
i actually laughed watching seth
The highlight wasn’t his announcement of their baby girl? Pure jackal energy on that one
…. And this is the moment I finally got that joke 😂
@@alanayates1409 It took me 2 watches with a day in between 😆
You do get rid of Beetlejuice by saying his name 3 times. It summons him and gets rid of him. Bad jackals, bad!
Yes! An over-correction! Tsk tsk!
LOL - sarcastic or not (we know you love us Seth) - I'm really really thankful for you Seth, for Corrections - for your wonderful crew laughing in the background - (and working to put this all together - thanks to ALL involved) - this early Corrections was a treat, as it is each and every week - Corrections brings me - ( and I know I lot of others) - joy and gratitude every week, it is always a gem, each and every week - *THANK YOU* 🐾 🐾 🐾 💖😘
" he stays in his Lane" is awesomest line ever! Brilliant!
Love Baby Jackal. Perfect.
CONGRATULATIONS on the birth of your new little wonder. I know will hear all about her soon.
Thank you Seth for being you! You've made the COVID times so much more bearable.
Honestly, Corrections is what made me pay closer attention to Seth's humor. His ability to adapt to and build a rapport with the jackals is amazing, and now I'm as hooked as anyone roaming the streets for a baby carrot fix.
Which means, naturally, I have to give a correction. Someone who you go to for a deal is a 'contact,' not a 'connect.'
Happy Thanksgiving to Seth, the team, and all of the jackals. May we have even more to be thankful for next year.
Good catch!
Eh, in street lingo, at least on the East coast, your "guy" is also called a "connect"
@@johnscheffer9018 Cool! I love insider lingo. 😎
@@johnscheffer9018 Hah, I admit that I'm not terribly familiar with the East Coast's lingo, so I'm willing to defer to your judgment on that. :)
I used to work at a factory where they made Cheetos and technically, it is a sauce. More of a slurry really. While it is a powder, it is mixed in with oils from frying making a very very messy slurry that take 4 hours to clean. In summary, Seth was technically correct in calling it a sauce.
"Slurry." nuff said. =0+
@@AprylZA not really
Seth got lost in the sauce.
Dried fried and petrified , sauce.
We definitely didn't need to know that.
A few years ago my friend was sick and they thought at first he may have had a stroke. (He didn't.) But he asked what may have caused the stroke and my response was, "the coxswain". The neurologist didn't think that was funny. I thought it was my best joke.
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It was 🤣
To be fair, you probably wouldn't understand neurologist humor, either. I think it's excellent.
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🤣 I'm so sorry your wit went unappreciated. Excellent joke.
As a Canadian, I was thankful during our assigned time: last month. However, today I am still thankful that this segment exists. Thank you Seth and crew for turning a joke into a recurring segment and keeping it for us, the jackals.
Your assigned time! :' )
The epitome of Sorry, Not Sorry
Corrections is getting cozier and cozier. Thank you for being a spot of consistent comfort, Seth!
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Congrats on the baby, couldn't be happier for you and your wife ❤
congratulations to your new baby girl! we jackals feel honoured to hear about her before the rest of the "normal" audience. She is a lucky girl to have you as a dad.
“Stays in his Lane!” Bravo! I cried.
You know the real reason we watch any of this is really just to watch Seth crack up.
That Beetlejuice impressions cracked him up as much as us it was clear ha
This was absolutely phenomenal! Hilarious tomfoolery at its quintessential best! Seth’s voice and delivery captivate this set of ears, aurally inseminating my brain with pure electrifying joy! Mazel Tov on Adelaide, what first came to mind was Elliott Smith’s song Sweet Adelaide, which is absolutely beautiful. Please extend my gratitude to Sal, Mikey the Shoe, Fred, Wally, Amber, and all the Late Night Crew(even the graphics department). Thank you. We love you.
I just wanted to thank you--everyone at Light Night--for all the effort that goes into this gutsy & genius little segment. Every week, it brings me a little spark of much-needed joy. You have somehow taken the most irritating things about the internet (& people), & carefully transformed them back into my favorite things about the internet (& people).
No Corrections today 😢
Did they take this past week off? Both times I tuned in were reruns.
Thankful for corrections, the jackals for making this possible, and this running bit with Andy Samberg (plus points on his ringtone, one of Lonely Island's best :D) Thank you Seth, Wally, the graphics team, and all the writers for being so amazing for us this year! And congratulations, Seth on your baby jackal
What about Schumacher? #PantomimeVillainsMatter 🐺
@@andyarden9292 Oh of course! and Baze too :D
I was already excited about seeing the Meyers family on the show tonight, but now I'm even more excited to hear about the latest addition to the Meyers brood!
Corn is both a grain(the kernels) and as an ear a fruit since it's the seed bearing structure. However depending on what definition of vegetable you use it's also a vegetable. The original definition included all edible plant matter. The alternate definition usually excludes grains, fruits flowers and nuts but is somewhat arbitrary as it can include fruits like tomatoes.
- Long time watcher first time Jackal.
Furthermore, in 1893, SCOTUS ruled that a tomato is a vegetable for purposes of commerce (and taxation) because of how it was commonly used in meals. In the unanimous opinion, it was acknowledged that, botanically speaking, a tomato is a fruit.
Welcome to the pack! v
welcome 🐾
Excellent Jackal-ing... Welcome!
corn is an old time word for grain and could be (and sitll is in someparts ) aplide to all grains. this is why you have things such es cornfalkes or korn liquier that don't containe any corn/maize.
GOLD GOLD GOLD!!!! Even the new thumbnail photo reflects the relaxed, laughs-first essence of the show's new style. Such a happy show!!!
Correction: In order to use a jeweler's loupe, you need to hold the loupe right next to your eye (you mimed a magnifying glass, a common mistake to make).
Traders Joe’s is the plural of Trader Joe’s, like “Attorneys General”.
Well then like "Sergeants Major" instead of "Sergeant Majors", would it be Traders Joe?
And don't say it so loud, some Q nut who doesn't even speak english will turn that into "Traitors Joe" and bots will make it every 5th comment on CNN, thinking it's somehow a meme.
'He stays in his lane' had me rolling 😂😂
Congrats on the baby and happy thanksgiving! Also, I must say, that walk to the Mary-Kate punchline, that was next level - it was an emotional roller-coaster :D
I look forward to Corrections more than I've ever looked forward to a holiday. Thank you as always
I love Seth. He’s quickly become my favorite late night host over the past year. Congratulations on your baby girl!!!
Congratulations Seth and wife, a baby girl so sweet.
You are so funny Seth.
Seth demanding Andy does an impression and then immediately hanging up on him in this segment is my favourite thing.
love, love Andy -Popstar is the absolute best, I need to go back and watch that again. & all of the lonely island stuff. Seth has really great friends- John Mulaney, Fred Armisen, Bill Hader- how do they even come up for air when they’re together they must be laughing so hard
On the show Andy mentioned how he almost picked up in the Bathroom for a call. 🤣
Congratulations on the new baby!
I'm thankful for the decision to keep this segment going, for Seth and the whole team, and for my fellow jackals! This comment section is the best!
I had the same problem regarding criticism when giving your child a name. I chose to tell everyone that since my husband was German, we were planning on naming "it" either Rapunzel or Rumpelstiltskin that way when they got their real name at birth no one complained.
That's hilarious and brilliant!
It's a good thing I'm not in your family, though. My automatic nickname the kid would be Rapunzel or Rumplestilkskin.
I want to thank you for bringing your family onto the show and having a Thanksgiving show. I am new to your program this year and I had no idea you did that. I LOVE IT! It really made me feel like you were kind of bringing your audience into your family in a way. Thank you and Bless you and your whole family!
Correct me if I am wrong, but among the many great comedians of today, Seth and John Oliver stand at the top of comedy genius.
You do realize I am in love with corrections!!! 🌞💕
Was not expecting Andy’s Beetlejuice to be that good. (Or to be the “Sandworms” bit)
I was 75% expecting Michael Keaton to answer that call.
I died at "Which one of you was with her?!?"
Congrats on the new baby!
🦃 Gobble, gobble 'till you wobble! 🦃 Let us be truly thankful for the many blessings CORRECTIONS has bestowed upon us. Amen. 🙏
Having a solo Thanksgiving after contending with some brutal and isolating lockdown measures while serving overseas - during which Seth somehow felt like a lifeline and a friend - and this made me cry! Huge congratulations and thank you for making our lives better!
Beautifully said. Happy Thanksgiving to you Kate. I'm solo too, but I'm incredibly grateful for what Seth and his crew have given to us! Thank you for your service overseas. 💖
Thank you, Seth, and congratulations! Watching Corrections and engaging with my fellow Jackals has been the best part of my year. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
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Same!! Cheers 🙂
*enraging
Or both.
@@thesubhumancomedy You are a true Jackal. Nice work. 🌟
You are good looking , xtra with the bell
Seriously. you are kind of educated
I feel Seth could name his daughter Jackeline
I scrolled to see if this joke was posted. Nicely done.
I really wanted to hear him say that.
Yep, I was convinced he was leading up to that.
@@thamessider next time i guess
@@thamessider same here...the jackal train of thought is strong
Rowers are very particular about this: "crew team" is redundant. The coxswain is a member of the crew. Just like Seth thanked his crew (rather than his crew team) at the end of the episode.
So nice to be appreciated! Congratulations Seth, on your lovely new daughter❣️
Congratulations to you and your family, Seth!
He stays
In his Lane
I'm obsessed
Corn is absolutely a grain, but this mistake is so common I won't hold it against you xD
Doesn’t it depend on the context? In a botanical or taxonomic or some such context, it’s a grain. From a culinary perspective, corn is a vegetable - unless, of course it’s ground into a meal, grits, or flour.
Even if the joke doesn't seem like it will be funny at first, your delivery makes me laugh at them all. Your pure genius
Happy we still get these segments sans audience. Love hearing the crew's laughter...... or awkward silence 😆
The bit with the three calls to and from Andy Samsonite, complete with the Lonely Island ring tone, and then Seth completely losing it and cracking up at the end - pure jackal heaven! Thank you Seth, I'm a Kiwi and we don't do Thanksgiving but nonetheless I'm thankful for you and for Late Night and especially for Corrections. See me in a couple of weeks.
Correction on corrections.. they actually tried to send Beetlejuice back by saying his name 3 times but he kept stopping them .. So you can get rid of Beetlejuice by saying his name 3 times (unless he gets married). And yes i have watched the movie far more times than id like to admit..
I would admit to watching it any amount of times. It's a classic
Immediately looked for this
Shout out to the Beetlejuice cartoon. Never would've even thought to watch the movie if I didn't love the cartoon so much.
Yes it both summons and dismisses. Like the phrase "excuse me, sir!"
this 👏😂
Congratulations! Your daughter is already a baby jackal. Such a cutie.
I have never seen a Corrections segment before and I loved it. Also, this only reinforced my preference for doing the show without a studio audience.
I highly recommend watching the "Corrections" playlist then. There are so many running jokes, copious amounts of snark, and Jackal comment section camaraderie, that it truly has become one of the highlights of my week.......... and as a life long, card carrying Jackal myself, I'm perfectly fine with that.
Watch all of them. You’ll be in tears, they’re so funny. And he kept it like this so those of us who liked the show without an audience still have this bit to look forward to every week.
I agreed with you about no audience until seth and his crew executed the show seamlessly from no audience to audience. Unlike all other late night shows he chose to continue acknowledging the wider audience while incorporating the live audience. A lot were worried a few months ago but i think theyve relieved those worries
Welcome to the dark side. V
It's so fun! I kept a playlist here with some pre-Corrections corrections (namely Lego & Doof Warrior) ruclips.net/p/PLIsbH32441KpjhskL_b9xjogUDGRO2SBi
I enjoy corrections the most. From south africa and I watch you everyday. Congratulations on the baby!
Oh my god, Seth!!!! Congratulations for your new little baby girl, I feel so happy for you and your whole family !!!
Corrections is just awesome! Congratulations on the baby girl! I can't wait to hear how she was born.
The "cut it out" move from Full House was so subtle and brilliant. Seth is a genius.
Searched for your comment specifically. Amen to that.
Have mercy.
Awesome as always. I especially liked the bit where Seth says ‘I was going to do this joke …’ and then does it anyway!
CONGRATULATIONS to you, your wife and entire family on your beautiful baby girl!
Happy thanksgiving Everyone! I’m from 🇳🇬 and I am thankful for these moments of mirth, the entire Corrections crew and the community of Jackals! See you in a week!
In this week's Corrections, moreso than in most weeks, Seth demonstrates that facet of professional comedy measured by *how many separate laughs* you can get out of the same joke. If you can get 19, er, 5... you're a pro.
Love that you saved this for corrections! Thanks for sharing this with us! Congratulations and love to you and your family, Seth!
Congrats on the new baby Seth! As a father of four girls, you're in for an incredible adventure!
Congratulations on the birth of your daughter, Seth. Best correction ever.
I love how the press isn’t reporting that Seth had a child because it’s just us Jackals who watch Corrections. It feels like we’re a part of Seth’s inner circle cause we got to hear the news first :)
I can't believe he told us first!!!
16:30 and he showed us a picture!
I watched this Corrections within 25 minutes of it posting on RUclips. I was impressed to see that within the hour, Seth's Wikipedia page was updated to say he had three children, and this segment was listed as where/when he announced her birth. Strands to reason that Jackals would be editing Wikipedia! 💖🐾
@@meredithf.1022 Love that
@@meredithf.1022 the Venn diagram of these 2 populations probably looks like the coffee ring we would leave under our Jackal-Intern mugs 🤣
Omg! Congratulations! I got so excited like it was happening here! That's wonderful. Very happy for you all.
What a wonderful episode!! Congratulations on the new baby! And I love the baby jackal joke ! Two weeks is a long time without seeing you, enjoy your break and your family ❤️