CORRECTIONS Episode 30: Week of Monday, November 22

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  • Опубликовано: 21 сен 2024
  • Seth Meyers takes a moment to address some of the errors from this week of Late Night, like mispronouncing "Coxswain" before sharing a surprise announcement.
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  • @MrARock001
    @MrARock001 2 года назад +1215

    The fact that the picture of the jackal cub was 100% jackal, rather than half-human half-jackal suggests Seth believes his wife is also secretly a jackal. We welcome her!

    • @2mclaugh
      @2mclaugh 2 года назад +44

      Could also be following Bojack Horseman interbreeding rules - each child is one species or the other, instead of half and half.

    • @AccelerateYourSuccess
      @AccelerateYourSuccess 2 года назад +9

      @@2mclaugh , what about ligers? hahaha

    • @mainemade73
      @mainemade73 2 года назад +76

      @Adam It would make sense, as his sister in law seems to be the original jackal, blazing the way for the present jackal community. I mean they ARE sisters🤔🤔🤔

    • @ibalrog
      @ibalrog 2 года назад +24

      The inside could be human, while the outside is jackal. The child shall grow up to have a tough exterior, but a soft interior.

    • @TheBizzle1984
      @TheBizzle1984 2 года назад +21

      I expect no one will roast him more, so she'll probably be queen jackal 💖

  • @VermontJayson
    @VermontJayson 2 года назад +739

    In my opinion Covid has finely tuned Seth’s show into not only the best late night show but into a completely new level of excellence. Love corrections. Love Seth. Love the crew and staff.

    • @maryjanerx
      @maryjanerx 2 года назад +18

      Completely agree!!

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse 2 года назад +18

      perfectly said. It’s on a whole new level

    • @MusicTherapyMotivation
      @MusicTherapyMotivation 2 года назад +24

      Well said , i wasn't a nightly viewer before Covid but there's a definite niche they've found that is working.
      Correction feed show
      Show feed corrections.
      Corrections makes me feel like we're in the writer's room.
      As a comedy nerd/geek/snob its better than a podcast and so much quicker to consume.

    • @MyBiPolarBearMax
      @MyBiPolarBearMax 2 года назад +15

      I genuinely didnt watch seths show pre-Covid but i guess it allowed him to take these chances and i have no idea how i settled for that other nonsense before, i love this so much

    • @carolinebarrett4736
      @carolinebarrett4736 2 года назад +9

      Same - it feels somehow more intimate or something 🥰

  • @bopeep8205
    @bopeep8205 2 года назад +703

    I love Andy Samberg's continued participation in this madness.

    • @larrymosher5045
      @larrymosher5045 2 года назад +12

      Andy funny,even without Wally and cue cards.how does he do it.

    • @whydidmyhandlechangefromAlice
      @whydidmyhandlechangefromAlice 2 года назад +12

      Agreed. And his Beetlejuice is pretty good.

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse 2 года назад +26

      The ringtone was chef’s kiss

    • @MusicTherapyMotivation
      @MusicTherapyMotivation 2 года назад +14

      It is really nice to see andy continue in the giddy pleasure that is corrections, the first one he did where seth immediately hung up on him was priceless.
      Also baby jackal=adorable who knew?

    • @goldiefx
      @goldiefx 2 года назад

      No spoilers in top comments please

  • @PopeLando
    @PopeLando 2 года назад +289

    Not enough love here for the brilliant way Seth stumbled and got "flummoxed" for a second just so he could perfectly deadpan "We named her Mary-Kate." Seth is a genius with timing.

    • @nickchristensen6376
      @nickchristensen6376 2 года назад +29

      The entire build up for that joke was so worth the wait

    • @GastonsExpectorate
      @GastonsExpectorate 2 года назад +4

      Personally thought he was going to go somewhere crude with Ash Olsen sounding like asshole, but this was much much better.

  • @tylerlewis6813
    @tylerlewis6813 2 года назад +122

    Andy Samberg is a true friend. If Corrections ever gets an Emmy, he should get one as part of the team.

  • @kateriggall
    @kateriggall 2 года назад +470

    Correction: Seth's card says he was being sarcastic, but we know he really meant it, he loves the jackals. Also that combination of very sweet and absolutely savage in announcing his daughter's birth is *chef's kiss*.

    • @greatwhite5391
      @greatwhite5391 2 года назад +3

      Zzz

    • @greatwhite5391
      @greatwhite5391 2 года назад +2

      Free

    • @greatwhite5391
      @greatwhite5391 2 года назад +2

      U

    • @gllyflower
      @gllyflower 2 года назад +14

      Remember when he considered it an outrage (an outrage!) that anyone insinuated that an intern was filtering through the comments on his behalf? I don't know...I still find it hard to believe he's really reading the comments himself, but sometimes I feel halfway convinced...he seems just tickled enough with this segment...and aren't we all, aren't we all...

    • @PU_Ky
      @PU_Ky 2 года назад +13

      IKR! He was NOT being sarcastic. No matter what the card said, he really meant it. Congratulations Meyers family!

  • @LarsPeterA
    @LarsPeterA 2 года назад +477

    Kudos to whoever wrote “he stays in his lane”. One of the best punchlines ever! Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.

    • @squishsquall3159
      @squishsquall3159 2 года назад +3

      Sounds like a Seinfeld joke

    • @gllyflower
      @gllyflower 2 года назад +17

      It took me sooooo long to get it.

    • @barbarabishop9362
      @barbarabishop9362 2 года назад +21

      @@gllyflower Worse yet - I only JUST got it. Argh. And I was even thinking how his love interests were Lana Lang and Lois LANE. Eesh.

    • @norinajimeno9377
      @norinajimeno9377 2 года назад +11

      Sounds like a Scollins production

    • @roonil3931
      @roonil3931 2 года назад +7

      I thought it was seth himself

  • @ernestvanophuizen461
    @ernestvanophuizen461 2 года назад +268

    When dealing on the black market, always remember the four C's:
    Clarity, colour, cut and carrot

  • @katla_phc
    @katla_phc 2 года назад +225

    now knowing that Seth's ring tone for when Andy calls is "I just had sex" makes my life

    • @gobblinal
      @gobblinal 2 года назад +5

      Did Seth do that or did Andy steal his phone and make that happen?

    • @theeggmancometh
      @theeggmancometh 2 года назад +5

      I think it's a reference to the bit Andy did about the mummy having sex with Frisbee.

    • @lb5368
      @lb5368 2 года назад +2

      I haven't stopped giggling about that yet!

    • @mischievousmarker6616
      @mischievousmarker6616 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@theeggmancometh No, it's a song The Lonely Island (which Andy is a part of) made

  • @alumpyhorse
    @alumpyhorse 2 года назад +303

    awww this was seriously touching. Seth shared the birth of his little girl with us jackals First! *and* gave us 18 minutes of Corrections! that’ll buy you a whole load of JLC (Jackal loyalty credits).
    I’m sure I speak for many jackals:
    Seth, we are thankful for your existence and for the creation of corrections. Pedantic and neurotic as we are, we are howling to the moon with delight for you and your family.
    Happy turkey day 🍂🍁🦃🧡
    PS. hoping you went to the hospital nice and early this time

    • @meredithf.1022
      @meredithf.1022 2 года назад +8

      Perfectly said! All of it. 💖🐾

    • @maryroberts589
      @maryroberts589 2 года назад +17

      My husband doesn't understand how personal I feel the relationship is between Seth and we (us? No, definitely we!) Jackals, because he doesn't watch Corrections with me, making me seriously question why I remain married to him after 18 years. I was thrilled to be able to point out to him that Seth told us about the birth of his daughter before announcing it on the aired show with a studio audience. Jackals = Family!

    • @maryroberts589
      @maryroberts589 2 года назад +7

      @alumpyhorse As you probably already know by now, they planned for his wife to give birth at home to avoid the issues that arose with their sons due to her notoriously fast labor. 😉

    • @HH_The_Great
      @HH_The_Great 2 года назад +7

      I watched this before watching the Thanksgiving show, and I thought it was just a bit to use the name jokes. Congratulations to the Meyers family!

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse 2 года назад +11

      @@maryroberts589 it’s a real thing, I sense it in many of my fellow jackals. take a break from your husband and hang out with us for Corrections- it’s healthy to have a little space once in awhile :)

  • @siobhandobson7535
    @siobhandobson7535 2 года назад +217

    I’m honored that you wanted the jackals to be the first to know about your baby girl! I can’t wait to see a picture and hear the story, hopefully your wife got to have the baby somewhere much more comfortable than the lobby floor. I can’t tell you what your show has meant to me the last couple years. You and the sea captain, and Wally, and Amber, and the rest of your laughing crew have given me such joy when joy was hard to find. Corrections is brilliant and I’m still pissed that it lost the Emmy. It’s nice to still have this bit that feels like the show did without the audience for the last year. Thank you for that. Happy Thanksgiving.

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 2 года назад +5

      Well technically his wife's doctor was the first to know.

    • @paulganczar2722
      @paulganczar2722 2 года назад +2

      They'll get a 'Pity Emmy' next time.

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse 2 года назад +8

      well said and from the heart, like a true jackal 🐾🧡

    • @meredithf.1022
      @meredithf.1022 2 года назад +4

      Beautifully said! 💖🐾

    • @lb5368
      @lb5368 2 года назад +7

      Beautifully said, and so close to what I was thinking! Thank you for sharing - this group of writers, the crew, and Seth definitely helped ease the struggle for me too. The Jon Oliver running bit about Adam Driver might have helped, too 🤣😳

  • @elizabethlarson9655
    @elizabethlarson9655 2 года назад +353

    Whatever he says about the Jackals, Seth clearly loves us enough to give us the best correction. Congratulations on your new baby daughter!

    • @Kirritoo
      @Kirritoo 2 года назад +3

      Just so long as you don't ask one to cox a boat.....

  • @amyd6518
    @amyd6518 2 года назад +183

    YOU HAD A BABY 10 WEEKS AGO AND DIDN'T MENTION HER!?!?!?! When you started talking I thought you were going to say your wife found out 10 weeks ago she was pregnant! Congratulations to you all!! ❤

    • @gllyflower
      @gllyflower 2 года назад +1

      (I thought the same thing!)

  • @acerbiccharlotte
    @acerbiccharlotte 2 года назад +75

    Beetlejuice can be summoned AND dismissed by saying his name to thrice. That’s why he tries to keep Lydia and Barbara from speaking at the end

    • @WhatKindOfNameNow
      @WhatKindOfNameNow 2 года назад +15

      I knew someone would have this covered the moment he started that correction. lol

    • @FeistyPammy
      @FeistyPammy 2 года назад +7

      Right, and because Barbara does this to send him back during the banister snake incident!

  • @vanessawhitneypro
    @vanessawhitneypro 2 года назад +62

    "He stays in his Lane." Is one of my favorite jokes this year. Happy Thanksgiving Seth, Crew & Jackals...

  • @Cash5YR
    @Cash5YR 2 года назад +199

    I'm taking off my Jackal paws to just say congratulations! What a wonderful piece of news to hear on Thanksgiving. Seriously, that is just amazing, and she is lucky to have such a great and funny Dad.

  • @davidfearnley1911
    @davidfearnley1911 2 года назад +300

    it's both. Saying "Beetlejuice" three times BOTH summons and vanquishes him. Hence the scene at the end where he's putting zips and pieces on metal over Geena Davis's mouth when she starts saying it.

    • @ThePrinceHerb
      @ThePrinceHerb 2 года назад +22

      Correctception

    • @sonicmoonshine4999
      @sonicmoonshine4999 2 года назад +16

      I have a feeling this was done so we could bring back the Beetlejuice impression from… wait for it… Samberg! Samberg! Samberg!
      I support this.

    • @aaroncorcoran5103
      @aaroncorcoran5103 2 года назад +8

      @@sonicmoonshine4999 I second this!
      Samberg! Samberg! Samberg!

    • @mirhurta77
      @mirhurta77 2 года назад +6

      I believe I have a correction for your correction on corrections: you mean vanish not vanquish.

    • @aaroncorcoran5103
      @aaroncorcoran5103 2 года назад +3

      @@mirhurta77 well, one doesn’t “vanish” another person. It’s not something you do to someone else.

  • @ivyinabottle
    @ivyinabottle 2 года назад +284

    Congratulations on the baby girl, Seth, and happy thanksgiving!! I’m thankful for Corrections and Seth’s team for getting me through this year ❤️

  • @Mrolland420
    @Mrolland420 2 года назад +67

    "None of the intimacy, and all of the opinions" - Seth Meyers 2021
    Also congrats Seth on the baby girl!

  • @christinegarrett7257
    @christinegarrett7257 2 года назад +86

    Congratulations on your daughter! I'm sure your wife is relieved that you are filming in studio and not in the attic.
    To all those who make the show happen, thank you for all your hard work. Corrections is just one way that this show stands out from other late night ones. While there are other late night shows that I watch and enjoy, this one has a connection with the audience at home that the others just don't. As someone else mentioned, you all made the transition back to a studio audience seamlessly, never losing that connection to those at home. That just goes to show the quality of work done by the entire staff of professionals behind the show and, of course, Seth. Taking internet comments and critiques and using them to make Corrections was genius and brave, given how many people love to be trolls and spew hatred. However, true jackals are respective to the show and each other (as far as I have seen) and want to make sure that the show maintains its high level of quality. The Emmy nomination was well-deserved.
    To all the jackals - from those who comment regularly to those (like me) who make occasional comments - thank you for the knowledge you have shared. I have learned a lot from you and I appreciate that the conversations remain civil, something that rarely happens online. Jackals are proof that comment sections can have critiques and debates without getting ugly. I think having Corrections helps to keep that level of civility because jackals know maintaining a sense of decorum will help result in the corrected information being shared. If jackals were just trolls, nobody would benefit from their knowledge because the comment section would be a dumpster fire.

    • @BWintJack
      @BWintJack 2 года назад +10

      Your thoughts are so well-said, and I agree wholeheartedly. Thank you for taking the time to articulate these thoughts; I especially agree that a good jackal should come from a place of love and a desire to teach. Comments sections devolve into unproductive bile far too often, to the detriment of everyone.
      Also.... you meant "respectful," not "respective." ;-)

    • @christinegarrett7257
      @christinegarrett7257 2 года назад +7

      @@BWintJack thanks for your positive comment and for politely pointing out my mistake. I'll leave it in so that people can see what you are referring to.

    • @nicoleiohnson7314
      @nicoleiohnson7314 2 года назад +2

      Well said!!

  • @danni1993
    @danni1993 2 года назад +63

    CONGRATULATIONS on your new, precious baby girl!!!

  • @neeag4112
    @neeag4112 2 года назад +390

    That fluffy baby was the best baby picture you could have shown to this pack of jackals... Congratulations on the non-fur version at home!

    • @sigil8386
      @sigil8386 2 года назад +11

      I immediately thought "Jackals stole his baby!". Congratulations, Seth.

    • @neeag4112
      @neeag4112 2 года назад +2

      @@KS-vk1hm jackal, oh jackal I bow to your knowledge.... Still fluffy, still cute though

    • @Raison_d-etre
      @Raison_d-etre 2 года назад +1

      @@sigil8386 Dingoes ate my baby. Thank you for reminding me.

  • @DrEcho
    @DrEcho 2 года назад +189

    I'm waiting for the episode where Samberg randomly calls Seth with an on-the-spot request in the middle of the show and Seth obliges without question

    • @DrEcho
      @DrEcho 2 года назад +23

      "love you buddy ❤️"

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 года назад +2

      I think it's the other way around-Seth calls Andy. Andy complies, Seth hangs up on him

    • @trentbolte8311
      @trentbolte8311 2 года назад +3

      YES!!!

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse 2 года назад +2

      @@DrEcho so love how Seth generous is with I love you’

    • @wgooetrik
      @wgooetrik 2 года назад

      Andy will just talk about seths ugly fkin dog 🤣

  • @MyogaSama
    @MyogaSama 2 года назад +71

    "He stays in his Lane." had me rolling. I hope Seth and the team have a great holiday.

    • @richarquis
      @richarquis 2 года назад +1

      Yeah, this is my favourite part. Fucking brilliant.

    • @kevinoliver2777
      @kevinoliver2777 2 года назад

      Yea I'm sad to say that it took me too long to get it

  • @mynameisbeech
    @mynameisbeech 2 года назад +87

    I got so excited for you when you said you had to correct how many kids you have, congrats! Hopefully she grows into her jackal paws!

    • @heatherm2140
      @heatherm2140 2 года назад +3

      Totally with you! So happy for the new pack member! 💕🐾

  • @mesmartgnome
    @mesmartgnome 2 года назад +159

    I used to work at a factory where they made Cheetos and technically, it is a sauce. More of a slurry really. While it is a powder, it is mixed in with oils from frying making a very very messy slurry that take 4 hours to clean. In summary, Seth was technically correct in calling it a sauce.

    • @AprylZA
      @AprylZA 2 года назад +5

      "Slurry." nuff said. =0+

    • @mesmartgnome
      @mesmartgnome 2 года назад

      @@AprylZA not really

    • @doodoobutter101
      @doodoobutter101 2 года назад +6

      Seth got lost in the sauce.

    • @psycogeek1031
      @psycogeek1031 2 года назад +4

      Dried fried and petrified , sauce.

    • @sammygirl6910
      @sammygirl6910 2 года назад +8

      We definitely didn't need to know that.

  • @depoalkevin
    @depoalkevin 2 года назад +51

    Standing ovation for "he's stayinh in his lane"

    • @britanniadix5580
      @britanniadix5580 2 года назад

      NGL, I laughed loudly at that one - and kept going when it was obvious how proud Seth was of it, too.

  • @henrikgr88
    @henrikgr88 2 года назад +153

    Seeing corrections lasting more than 15 minutes makes me so happy 🥰🥰

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse 2 года назад +2

      made me truly thankful on T-day!

    • @carolinebarrett4736
      @carolinebarrett4736 2 года назад

      Lol me too, could listen to him talk about anything all night long 😆

  • @johnscheffer9018
    @johnscheffer9018 2 года назад +69

    Correction: The pilgrims did not have a long "boat ride." They had a long "ship ride." Even today, there are few boats capable of crossing the Atlantic.
    Congratulations on little Mary Kate Jackal!
    Added 12/2: I really don't like to do more than one correction a week, because it's embarrassing for everyone; but listening to this again, it should be noted that (if we're doing flubs) the female pilgrim was pronounced "pigram," and, more importantly, that WG Harding "had a malaprop that then..." should be "had had a malaprop...," which would be the past perfect or pluperfect tense, i.e., the past of the past. This is because Harding spoke the malaprop before it became accepted, yet the whole episode is in the past.
    I'm not really proud of these, but there's the truth and then everything else.

    • @wholeshebang1
      @wholeshebang1 2 года назад +10

      Tecnically, they had a "long voyage on a ship."

    • @playnicechannel
      @playnicechannel 2 года назад +1

      At the risk of cross jackal conflict. The Mayflower may be considered a ship, but even lockdown seasoned citizens would struggle on that voyage. During the voyage, the 102 Mayflower passengers lived primarily on the gun deck. The length of the deck from stem to stern was about 80 feet, of which about 12 feet at the back belonged to the gun room and was off-limits to the passengers. The width at the widest part was about 24 feet. This means the living space for all 102 people was only about 58 feet by 24 feet. Only 40 of the 102 were actually “pilgrims” (ie puritans in search of both religious freedom and economic opportunity). The rest were simply on the journey for a chance of prosperity. The “technical” definition of a ship is any water conveyance which displaces at least 500 tonnes. On the other hand almost every American billionaire owns a yacht bigger than the Mayflower. But all jackals can agree we wouldn’t want to share that space for 66 days at the height of the North Atlantic storm season.

  • @alexvaraderey
    @alexvaraderey 2 года назад +84

    As both a comics fan and a comics dealer, that 'stays in his Lane' joke was perfection.

  • @juliaconnell
    @juliaconnell 2 года назад +191

    LOL - sarcastic or not (we know you love us Seth) - I'm really really thankful for you Seth, for Corrections - for your wonderful crew laughing in the background - (and working to put this all together - thanks to ALL involved) - this early Corrections was a treat, as it is each and every week - Corrections brings me - ( and I know I lot of others) - joy and gratitude every week, it is always a gem, each and every week - *THANK YOU* 🐾 🐾 🐾 💖😘

  • @annadownya7754
    @annadownya7754 2 года назад +113

    A few years ago my friend was sick and they thought at first he may have had a stroke. (He didn't.) But he asked what may have caused the stroke and my response was, "the coxswain". The neurologist didn't think that was funny. I thought it was my best joke.

    • @dzd2371
      @dzd2371 2 года назад +8

      👏

    • @marysmith7765
      @marysmith7765 2 года назад +10

      It was 🤣

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 2 года назад +8

      To be fair, you probably wouldn't understand neurologist humor, either. I think it's excellent.

    • @gmwillow
      @gmwillow 2 года назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Fern635
      @Fern635 2 года назад +8

      🤣 I'm so sorry your wit went unappreciated. Excellent joke.

  • @madisonfae
    @madisonfae 2 года назад +207

    Andy Samberg’s contact name being “Andy Samsonite” with his own personal ringtone was 10/10 gold

    • @oddsnends3446
      @oddsnends3446 2 года назад +7

      And that ringtone! LOL!

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse 2 года назад +3

      I started singing along

    • @TM-tr7re
      @TM-tr7re 2 года назад +1

      i laughed so hard

    • @resileaf9501
      @resileaf9501 2 года назад +14

      I love it every time that Seth just calls him mid-show, asks him to do something random, then hangs up (sometimes without even saying bye) when he's done.

    • @ryankennedy9703
      @ryankennedy9703 2 года назад +1

      Had no idea there was even a remix until Andy called

  • @Twinsfan1299
    @Twinsfan1299 2 года назад +11

    Correction: In order to use a jeweler's loupe, you need to hold the loupe right next to your eye (you mimed a magnifying glass, a common mistake to make).

  • @benjaminspurlock9651
    @benjaminspurlock9651 2 года назад +45

    Honestly, Corrections is what made me pay closer attention to Seth's humor. His ability to adapt to and build a rapport with the jackals is amazing, and now I'm as hooked as anyone roaming the streets for a baby carrot fix.
    Which means, naturally, I have to give a correction. Someone who you go to for a deal is a 'contact,' not a 'connect.'
    Happy Thanksgiving to Seth, the team, and all of the jackals. May we have even more to be thankful for next year.

    • @realityjunky
      @realityjunky 2 года назад +2

      Good catch!

    • @johnscheffer9018
      @johnscheffer9018 2 года назад +7

      Eh, in street lingo, at least on the East coast, your "guy" is also called a "connect"

    • @realityjunky
      @realityjunky 2 года назад +2

      @@johnscheffer9018 Cool! I love insider lingo. 😎

    • @benjaminspurlock9651
      @benjaminspurlock9651 2 года назад +3

      @@johnscheffer9018 Hah, I admit that I'm not terribly familiar with the East Coast's lingo, so I'm willing to defer to your judgment on that. :)

  • @MrBreezeLI516
    @MrBreezeLI516 2 года назад +35

    " none of the intimacy, all of the opinions!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I never heard that one amazingly!!

  • @nadiacalembe1546
    @nadiacalembe1546 2 года назад +197

    As a sister-in-law I can confirm that we are indeed just like the wife, with none of the intimacy and ALL the opinions 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @moonstoneway2694
    @moonstoneway2694 2 года назад +454

    Wishing you a jackal-free Thanksgiving. Rest up Seth and enjoy a week off with your family. We'll be here when you get back.

    • @yeuxdal
      @yeuxdal 2 года назад +4

      🥰🥰🥰

    • @doodoobutter101
      @doodoobutter101 2 года назад +16

      Yep. We’ll be here. Waiting. Paws at the ready on our keyboards. 👨🏻‍💻🐾

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse 2 года назад +13

      there’s a lot of thankful jackals here- a baby girl and 18 minutes of corrections! happy T-day 🐾

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse 2 года назад +3

      hey Zippy, looks like a troll got hold of your account ?

    • @S.Pociecha
      @S.Pociecha 2 года назад +5

      I cannot wish Seth a jackal-free anything. Seth loves us, appreciates our collective erudition, and actively wants us to see him. Blessings on him and his whole family 💗

  • @arthurdent9281
    @arthurdent9281 2 года назад +19

    The Mary-Kate and Lois Lane jokes were both fantastic :) Both caught me by surprise and I laughed myself silly. Congrats on your new baby daughter!

  • @bencoolb
    @bencoolb 2 года назад +16

    Rowers are very particular about this: "crew team" is redundant. The coxswain is a member of the crew. Just like Seth thanked his crew (rather than his crew team) at the end of the episode.

  • @Ardeus66
    @Ardeus66 2 года назад +65

    Congratulations, Seth, on your new baby girl! As a side note, when we saw you and Amber during the Thanksgiving Day Parade, my daughter said, “hey that’s the guy you watch on your phone!” It was great! Happy Thanksgiving to you, your crew, and your families!

  • @anonymoose5307
    @anonymoose5307 2 года назад +66

    You do get rid of Beetlejuice by saying his name 3 times. It summons him and gets rid of him. Bad jackals, bad!

  • @mrjack08722
    @mrjack08722 2 года назад +144

    "He stays in his Lane" That was fucking gold.

    • @fiducious
      @fiducious 2 года назад +3

      I agree, perfect joke!

    • @bvenable78
      @bvenable78 2 года назад +3

      came here to say this

    • @DerptyDerptyDUM
      @DerptyDerptyDUM 2 года назад

      YES. 🏆
      BA DA BUM BUM TSSSSHHHH

  • @sixstringedthing
    @sixstringedthing 2 года назад +11

    Love the ringtone. And I love that Seth said "love you" to Andy... after he'd already tapped to end the call.

  • @sandrew021
    @sandrew021 2 года назад +53

    Seth is hands down the best late night show host.

  • @TC_here
    @TC_here 2 года назад +81

    Correction on corrections.. they actually tried to send Beetlejuice back by saying his name 3 times but he kept stopping them .. So you can get rid of Beetlejuice by saying his name 3 times (unless he gets married). And yes i have watched the movie far more times than id like to admit..

    • @PowerGlove79
      @PowerGlove79 2 года назад +7

      I would admit to watching it any amount of times. It's a classic

    • @willowwatson4130
      @willowwatson4130 2 года назад +6

      Immediately looked for this

    • @MTCesquire
      @MTCesquire 2 года назад +2

      Shout out to the Beetlejuice cartoon. Never would've even thought to watch the movie if I didn't love the cartoon so much.

    • @Milaaq302
      @Milaaq302 2 года назад +3

      Yes it both summons and dismisses. Like the phrase "excuse me, sir!"

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse 2 года назад

      this 👏😂

  • @daricsztajer792
    @daricsztajer792 2 года назад +131

    So thankful for CORRECTIONS. It makes everyone's lives better.

  • @sashapaloooza
    @sashapaloooza 2 года назад +31

    Thankful for corrections, the jackals for making this possible, and this running bit with Andy Samberg (plus points on his ringtone, one of Lonely Island's best :D) Thank you Seth, Wally, the graphics team, and all the writers for being so amazing for us this year! And congratulations, Seth on your baby jackal

    • @andyarden9292
      @andyarden9292 2 года назад +4

      What about Schumacher? #PantomimeVillainsMatter 🐺

    • @sashapaloooza
      @sashapaloooza 2 года назад +2

      @@andyarden9292 Oh of course! and Baze too :D

  • @luizalacava3737
    @luizalacava3737 2 года назад +8

    Congrats on the baby, couldn't be happier for you and your wife ❤

  • @leighkamp9457
    @leighkamp9457 2 года назад +10

    I had the same problem regarding criticism when giving your child a name. I chose to tell everyone that since my husband was German, we were planning on naming "it" either Rapunzel or Rumpelstiltskin that way when they got their real name at birth no one complained.

    • @elyssay3157
      @elyssay3157 2 года назад +2

      That's hilarious and brilliant!
      It's a good thing I'm not in your family, though. My automatic nickname the kid would be Rapunzel or Rumplestilkskin.

  • @jutschbert4814
    @jutschbert4814 2 года назад +15

    congratulations to your new baby girl! we jackals feel honoured to hear about her before the rest of the "normal" audience. She is a lucky girl to have you as a dad.

  • @Xeiom
    @Xeiom 2 года назад +184

    That Lois Lane joke was brilliant, I appreciate that not everyone was going to get it but it was the highlight of this corrections for me.

    • @Zuraneve
      @Zuraneve 2 года назад +10

      I literally laughed out loud for that one. And I'm going to replay it for my better half when he gets home.

    • @SJ-vb3tg
      @SJ-vb3tg 2 года назад +4

      i actually laughed watching seth

    • @jackintheville
      @jackintheville 2 года назад +7

      The highlight wasn’t his announcement of their baby girl? Pure jackal energy on that one

    • @alanayates1409
      @alanayates1409 2 года назад +6

      …. And this is the moment I finally got that joke 😂

    • @annebruecks7381
      @annebruecks7381 2 года назад +2

      @@alanayates1409 It took me 2 watches with a day in between 😆

  • @jerminfestedmedia
    @jerminfestedmedia 2 года назад +175

    I feel Seth could name his daughter Jackeline

    • @dohrk
      @dohrk 2 года назад +20

      I scrolled to see if this joke was posted. Nicely done.

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 2 года назад +11

      I really wanted to hear him say that.

    • @thamessider
      @thamessider 2 года назад +12

      Yep, I was convinced he was leading up to that.

    • @jerminfestedmedia
      @jerminfestedmedia 2 года назад

      @@thamessider next time i guess

    • @katla_phc
      @katla_phc 2 года назад +2

      @@thamessider same here...the jackal train of thought is strong

  • @dorisdittmer1169
    @dorisdittmer1169 2 года назад +10

    " he stays in his Lane" is awesomest line ever! Brilliant!
    Love Baby Jackal. Perfect.
    CONGRATULATIONS on the birth of your new little wonder. I know will hear all about her soon.
    Thank you Seth for being you! You've made the COVID times so much more bearable.

  • @Mariethechaotic
    @Mariethechaotic 2 года назад +13

    Aww, I was expecting some last minute sass but then you actually went genuine. We love you and corrections too, Seth!

    • @zellin9958
      @zellin9958 2 года назад

      18歳以上の場合 🍑(◠$◕)♪⤵️ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 💜 👉 AISURU.TOKYO/SEKS?HDRCam✰ᴾʳⁱⁿᶜᵉˢˢ★
      トップAVビデオに参加する
      👙
      RUclips: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      RUclips: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков
      #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @Invariel
    @Invariel 2 года назад +176

    As a Canadian, I was thankful during our assigned time: last month. However, today I am still thankful that this segment exists. Thank you Seth and crew for turning a joke into a recurring segment and keeping it for us, the jackals.

  • @mkuhnactual
    @mkuhnactual 2 года назад +60

    Corn is both a grain(the kernels) and as an ear a fruit since it's the seed bearing structure. However depending on what definition of vegetable you use it's also a vegetable. The original definition included all edible plant matter. The alternate definition usually excludes grains, fruits flowers and nuts but is somewhat arbitrary as it can include fruits like tomatoes.
    - Long time watcher first time Jackal.

    • @olecranon
      @olecranon 2 года назад +8

      Furthermore, in 1893, SCOTUS ruled that a tomato is a vegetable for purposes of commerce (and taxation) because of how it was commonly used in meals. In the unanimous opinion, it was acknowledged that, botanically speaking, a tomato is a fruit.

    • @a.kenneth3521
      @a.kenneth3521 2 года назад +2

      Welcome to the pack! v

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse 2 года назад +2

      welcome 🐾

    • @meredithf.1022
      @meredithf.1022 2 года назад +3

      Excellent Jackal-ing... Welcome!

    • @antoniaweber8074
      @antoniaweber8074 2 года назад +7

      corn is an old time word for grain and could be (and sitll is in someparts ) aplide to all grains. this is why you have things such es cornfalkes or korn liquier that don't containe any corn/maize.

  • @deeraz
    @deeraz 2 года назад +17

    Congrats on the baby and happy thanksgiving! Also, I must say, that walk to the Mary-Kate punchline, that was next level - it was an emotional roller-coaster :D

  • @eileennovak1656
    @eileennovak1656 2 года назад +3

    🦃 Gobble, gobble 'till you wobble! 🦃 Let us be truly thankful for the many blessings CORRECTIONS has bestowed upon us. Amen. 🙏

  • @pyromancersaber
    @pyromancersaber 2 года назад +10

    I died at "Which one of you was with her?!?"
    Congrats on the new baby!

  • @pamelatimmins1055
    @pamelatimmins1055 2 года назад +22

    Congratulations Seth and wife, a baby girl so sweet.
    You are so funny Seth.

  • @tamaraandersson2532
    @tamaraandersson2532 2 года назад +22

    Congratulations on the new baby!
    I'm thankful for the decision to keep this segment going, for Seth and the whole team, and for my fellow jackals! This comment section is the best!

  • @henrikhanssen6321
    @henrikhanssen6321 2 года назад +13

    “Stays in his Lane!” Bravo! I cried.

  • @dachtlerfamily7151
    @dachtlerfamily7151 2 года назад +13

    Correction: During the coxswain bit there was an error. You don’t call it a “crew team”. You can call it a rowing team or simply a “crew”. “Rowing” and “crew” are in fact the same sport; the word “crew” is used by American schools and colleges to refer to the sport of rowing. The term comes from the nautical term for people who operate a boat-the term “crew team” is therefore redundant. Outside of the academic sphere, the sport is simply known as rowing.

  • @sevensabrina
    @sevensabrina 2 года назад +6

    Corrections is getting cozier and cozier. Thank you for being a spot of consistent comfort, Seth!

    • @zellin9958
      @zellin9958 2 года назад

      18歳以上の場合 🍑(◠$◕)♪⤵️ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 💜 👉 AISURU.TOKYO/SEKS?HDRCam✰ᴾʳⁱⁿᶜᵉˢˢ★
      トップAVビデオに参加する
      👙
      RUclips: This is fine
      Someone: Says "heck"
      RUclips: Be gone
      #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков
      #Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾

  • @rowynnecrowley1689
    @rowynnecrowley1689 2 года назад +57

    You know the real reason we watch any of this is really just to watch Seth crack up.

    • @gllyflower
      @gllyflower 2 года назад +1

      That Beetlejuice impressions cracked him up as much as us it was clear ha

  • @dusseau13
    @dusseau13 2 года назад +16

    Correct me if I am wrong, but among the many great comedians of today, Seth and John Oliver stand at the top of comedy genius.

  • @katehall3562
    @katehall3562 2 года назад +16

    Having a solo Thanksgiving after contending with some brutal and isolating lockdown measures while serving overseas - during which Seth somehow felt like a lifeline and a friend - and this made me cry! Huge congratulations and thank you for making our lives better!

    • @meredithf.1022
      @meredithf.1022 2 года назад +4

      Beautifully said. Happy Thanksgiving to you Kate. I'm solo too, but I'm incredibly grateful for what Seth and his crew have given to us! Thank you for your service overseas. 💖

  • @margarethorton6433
    @margarethorton6433 2 года назад +12

    I just wanted to thank you--everyone at Light Night--for all the effort that goes into this gutsy & genius little segment. Every week, it brings me a little spark of much-needed joy. You have somehow taken the most irritating things about the internet (& people), & carefully transformed them back into my favorite things about the internet (& people).

    • @elyssay3157
      @elyssay3157 2 года назад

      No Corrections today 😢
      Did they take this past week off? Both times I tuned in were reruns.

  • @alicial1239
    @alicial1239 2 года назад +2

    So nice to be appreciated! Congratulations Seth, on your lovely new daughter❣️

  • @JustMeJH
    @JustMeJH 2 года назад +59

    Congratulations to you and your family, Seth!

  • @debbiedoodiedandi
    @debbiedoodiedandi 2 года назад +37

    I was already excited about seeing the Meyers family on the show tonight, but now I'm even more excited to hear about the latest addition to the Meyers brood!

  • @Whatever_works
    @Whatever_works 2 года назад +25

    You do realize I am in love with corrections!!! 🌞💕

  • @MartsEntertainment
    @MartsEntertainment 2 года назад +15

    This was absolutely phenomenal! Hilarious tomfoolery at its quintessential best! Seth’s voice and delivery captivate this set of ears, aurally inseminating my brain with pure electrifying joy! Mazel Tov on Adelaide, what first came to mind was Elliott Smith’s song Sweet Adelaide, which is absolutely beautiful. Please extend my gratitude to Sal, Mikey the Shoe, Fred, Wally, Amber, and all the Late Night Crew(even the graphics department). Thank you. We love you.

  • @baylinkdashyt
    @baylinkdashyt 2 года назад +42

    In this week's Corrections, moreso than in most weeks, Seth demonstrates that facet of professional comedy measured by *how many separate laughs* you can get out of the same joke. If you can get 19, er, 5... you're a pro.

  • @thisfatgirlruns6710
    @thisfatgirlruns6710 2 года назад +16

    Corrections are my favourite segment! Congratulations on the new baby!

  • @kevinfernando
    @kevinfernando 2 года назад +143

    Corrects is the best segment in any late night show in a long time

    • @endofthetunnel66
      @endofthetunnel66 2 года назад +9

      best thing since Craig Ferguson's "gay robot skeleton"

    • @trickwillis
      @trickwillis 2 года назад +4

      “Masturbating Bear” segment on Late Night with Conan O’Brien on NBC 1990s

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse 2 года назад

      and then top it off with any and all lonely island gems

  • @aleksandrasocha6365
    @aleksandrasocha6365 2 года назад +138

    I love how the press isn’t reporting that Seth had a child because it’s just us Jackals who watch Corrections. It feels like we’re a part of Seth’s inner circle cause we got to hear the news first :)

    • @aleks-33
      @aleks-33 2 года назад +12

      I can't believe he told us first!!!

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse 2 года назад +16

      16:30 and he showed us a picture!

    • @meredithf.1022
      @meredithf.1022 2 года назад +40

      I watched this Corrections within 25 minutes of it posting on RUclips. I was impressed to see that within the hour, Seth's Wikipedia page was updated to say he had three children, and this segment was listed as where/when he announced her birth. Strands to reason that Jackals would be editing Wikipedia! 💖🐾

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse 2 года назад +3

      @@meredithf.1022 Love that

    • @lb5368
      @lb5368 2 года назад +7

      @@meredithf.1022 the Venn diagram of these 2 populations probably looks like the coffee ring we would leave under our Jackal-Intern mugs 🤣

  • @shirljohnson9876
    @shirljohnson9876 2 года назад +2

    Omg! Congratulations! I got so excited like it was happening here! That's wonderful. Very happy for you all.

  • @jams6544
    @jams6544 2 года назад +1

    Oh my god, Seth!!!! Congratulations for your new little baby girl, I feel so happy for you and your whole family !!!

  • @happy__amoeba
    @happy__amoeba 2 года назад +34

    Seth was originally correct: you can exorcise Beetlejuice by saying his name three times. It works both ways. Jackals need to step up their game.

    • @michaelhails6775
      @michaelhails6775 2 года назад +4

      My wife just shouted that at the screen 30 seconds before I read this.

    • @candacen7779
      @candacen7779 2 года назад +2

      That's what I said.

    • @candacen7779
      @candacen7779 2 года назад

      That's what I said.

  • @Galvamel
    @Galvamel 2 года назад +28

    Corrections: You also banish Beetlejuice by saying his name three times, it was the main conflict during the climax of the movie.

  • @meredithf.1022
    @meredithf.1022 2 года назад +49

    Thank you, Seth, and congratulations! Watching Corrections and engaging with my fellow Jackals has been the best part of my year. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse 2 года назад +2

      🐾🧡

    • @lb5368
      @lb5368 2 года назад +1

      Same!! Cheers 🙂

    • @thesubhumancomedy
      @thesubhumancomedy 11 месяцев назад +1

      *enraging
      Or both.

    • @meredithf.1022
      @meredithf.1022 11 месяцев назад

      @@thesubhumancomedy You are a true Jackal. Nice work. 🌟

    • @thesubhumancomedy
      @thesubhumancomedy 11 месяцев назад +1

      You are good looking , xtra with the bell
      Seriously. you are kind of educated

  • @realityjunky
    @realityjunky 2 года назад +3

    GOLD GOLD GOLD!!!! Even the new thumbnail photo reflects the relaxed, laughs-first essence of the show's new style. Such a happy show!!!

  • @fionaclaphamhoward5876
    @fionaclaphamhoward5876 2 года назад +14

    The bit with the three calls to and from Andy Samsonite, complete with the Lonely Island ring tone, and then Seth completely losing it and cracking up at the end - pure jackal heaven! Thank you Seth, I'm a Kiwi and we don't do Thanksgiving but nonetheless I'm thankful for you and for Late Night and especially for Corrections. See me in a couple of weeks.

  • @asterix7842
    @asterix7842 2 года назад +108

    Traders Joe’s is the plural of Trader Joe’s, like “Attorneys General”.

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 2 года назад

      Well then like "Sergeants Major" instead of "Sergeant Majors", would it be Traders Joe?
      And don't say it so loud, some Q nut who doesn't even speak english will turn that into "Traitors Joe" and bots will make it every 5th comment on CNN, thinking it's somehow a meme.

  • @patlafever2049
    @patlafever2049 2 года назад +68

    Congratulations on the new baby girl! I hope she wasn't (almost) born in an Uber or heaven forbid, the LOBBY!! Really, Congrats and Happy Thanksgiving!

    • @maryjanerx
      @maryjanerx 2 года назад +2

      Haha just like his son was born in the lobby!!

    • @oddsnends3446
      @oddsnends3446 2 года назад +3

      Perhaps she was born before they left their place. 😁

  • @GoodJuju.8D
    @GoodJuju.8D 2 года назад +11

    Aww Seth, you brought tears to my eyes. We're thankful for you too.
    Congrats to the Meyers family on their new addition. 💗

  • @chrisThurt4269
    @chrisThurt4269 2 года назад +4

    I want to thank you for bringing your family onto the show and having a Thanksgiving show. I am new to your program this year and I had no idea you did that. I LOVE IT! It really made me feel like you were kind of bringing your audience into your family in a way. Thank you and Bless you and your whole family!

  • @olgag1368
    @olgag1368 2 года назад +3

    I love Seth. He’s quickly become my favorite late night host over the past year. Congratulations on your baby girl!!!

  • @TheRealLeesyKate
    @TheRealLeesyKate 2 года назад +50

    Seth demanding Andy does an impression and then immediately hanging up on him in this segment is my favourite thing.

    • @alumpyhorse
      @alumpyhorse 2 года назад +13

      love, love Andy -Popstar is the absolute best, I need to go back and watch that again. & all of the lonely island stuff. Seth has really great friends- John Mulaney, Fred Armisen, Bill Hader- how do they even come up for air when they’re together they must be laughing so hard

    • @Nathankinamorh
      @Nathankinamorh 2 года назад +2

      On the show Andy mentioned how he almost picked up in the Bathroom for a call. 🤣

  • @gabriellecrichlow7017
    @gabriellecrichlow7017 2 года назад +12

    Corrections is just awesome! Congratulations on the baby girl! I can't wait to hear how she was born.

  • @MisssKayy
    @MisssKayy 2 года назад +34

    Congratulations! Your daughter is already a baby jackal. Such a cutie.

  • @slyjokerg
    @slyjokerg 2 года назад +11

    Seth, you have the best talk show in the USA, and it continues to be the best thing that happened as a result of the series of events that stemmed from NBC fucking over Conan. Don't stop doing your Mike Lindell impression and don't stop being a sarcastic smart ass, even when you mean what you are saying.

  • @user-hl7sd6yq3w
    @user-hl7sd6yq3w 2 года назад +1

    Welcome baby Adelaide! Congratulations to the Ash and Meyers families! 🥳❤️

  • @EthanKristopherHartley
    @EthanKristopherHartley 2 года назад +47

    Congratulations, and thanks for sharing the picture of the cutest baby! 🥰
    Oh, and Happy Holiday to the USian Jackals, whether you're recognising Thanksgiving or Indigenous People's Day. ❤️

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 2 года назад +7

      Thanks--have a good week!

  • @ruth4492
    @ruth4492 2 года назад +14

    'He stays in his lane' had me rolling 😂😂

  • @uzo7910
    @uzo7910 2 года назад +21

    Awesome as always. I especially liked the bit where Seth says ‘I was going to do this joke …’ and then does it anyway!
    CONGRATULATIONS to you, your wife and entire family on your beautiful baby girl!
    Happy thanksgiving Everyone! I’m from 🇳🇬 and I am thankful for these moments of mirth, the entire Corrections crew and the community of Jackals! See you in a week!

  • @lesleyghostdragon3149
    @lesleyghostdragon3149 2 года назад +5

    With gratitude: Years ago, the RUclips algorithm suggested I might like "Late Night with Seth Meyers" (which I diddly do and dutifully binge watched). And then, with a little "help" from the jackals, Seth fathered his beautiful creation, Corrections. And, lo, the algorithm delivered again. "A Very Special Corrections" indeed. Best wishes to you all xo

  • @mthwnicodemus
    @mthwnicodemus 2 года назад +2

    Love that you saved this for corrections! Thanks for sharing this with us! Congratulations and love to you and your family, Seth!