Seeing all these comedians still keeping their shows going from their homes is so inspiring and also just the thing we need in times like this. Also it feels more personal when we can see a glimpse of where they live
What's happening in Italy is not comedy at all. And now I'm not talking about the Covid emergency, which of course is very real. These MF are not "direct" - Mr Fauci is, for example - they're just trying to make the most out of the situation, letting go out some repressed fascist shit they have in themselves. That not comedy, it's tragedy. . And some of them have got some real power - Mr De Luca (the flamethrower guy) is the president of Campania region, one of the most populous regions in Italy. The social and political situation in Italy is every bit as serious as the Covid one.
@@Scaglieri102 no doubt the situation in the south is pretty tragic, that's why we need somebody like De Luca, who belong to the left party, just saying. Neofascist and sovranist are only making figure di merda (how do that traslate?) in this emergency.
seth released an excellent youtube episode of "a closer look" from his hallway.... 😝 but i agree that trevor is getting better 💗 and desi simply rocks!! 😈
Jerry Pentland - The two I think are doing the best with the necessary adjustments to doing a show without a live audience are Samantha B and John Oliver.
Joke being shared in Europe: Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a ten year old school boy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes. Trump said I need one. I’m the smartest man in the world and am needed to sort out the problems of the World!’,😒 takes one and jumps. Boris said ‘I’m needed to sort out Britain’. 😵takes one and jumps The Pope said ‘I need one as the world needs the Catholic Church.’ 😳 Hesitates but takes one and jumps. Angela said to the ten year old: "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only just starting." 🤷♀️ The 10 year old replied: "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left, the smartest man in the world took my school bag."😆😏
Trevor’s definitely starting to get his foot without an audience now , and editing out the pauses he takes right after every joke , just makes this all the more amazing So this to the Daily Show Crew : 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Yes. Stephen Colbert is making such awkward pauses for no audience, it makes me feel uncomfortable and makes him look like he is bombing hard. Trevor is doing way better here
Trevor, it seems you were a little disoriented when this all started. It was strange for us too. No audience, no TV cameras. Just a couch and (what I'm assuming was) a phone. But then you got a desk, and now you're back in your groove again, just without a suit (and the supporting audio from the audience). And that's awesome. Please keep going.
@@canogaparque818 I think that's Latin, I'm gonna ask to my mother and let you know, she's the latinist of the family. But I think you got how our masculine plural work 👍, for example broccoli, spaghetti, etc. they're all plural; singular would be broccolo, spaghetto, etc. "Broccolis" is an abomination.
Because we've discovered our government is obsolete and only worried about corporate interests. I mean, our choices for POTUS will be trump and Joe Biden. Omg...we can't trust anything these lying fucks say. Republicans keep saying trump is POTUS material and Democrats keep saying Biden is 🤦♀️ I...
CAN I JUST SAY THAT AFTER THOROUGH INSPECTION OF ALL AVAILABLE FOOTAGE, TREVOR EFFORTLESSLY WINS THE ‘TV HOSTS’ HOME INTERIOR DESIGN AND STYLE HONORARY EMMY!’
Have you seen Jimmy Fallon's house? That whimsical - tree house - cottage - kid & adult playground - eclectic look is waaay harder to pull off than ''buy a masculine, good looking bookcase and a couple of lamps''
There’s a town in the Philippines where the officials will go around the neighborhood holding a coffin with a tarp that says... ”Stay at Home or Stay Inside (the coffin)” HAHAHAHA
I love and respect this comedian so much. A young comic filming from his home to spread news in a light-hearted manner. No live audience no makeup artist just a care for his fans and the people who watch him. This is not only full of comedy gold but also just real humanity. Props to Trevor Noah
Trevor has this whole broadcasting from home thing down. The only things missing are the audience and the suit but it still goes over well. Well done, sir. Very well done. Thank you and your team for making it work, and work so well!
Ditto what you said. Trevor and his team are EXCELLENT at this, especially as compared to Colbert & Kimmel who are painfully awkward without a "yuk yuk" audience.
We are sending the Police ....BUT WITH FLAMETHROWERS !!! Hahahahaha killed me...:) vostri cani con la Prostata infiammata xD OMFG ... im crying laughing xD
stupid rhetorical questions. They oughta have their press-passes taken away, till they man* up and do their goddamn JOB of holding the monster to account. * or woman, or whatever gender. Balls aside, they oughta grow some SPINE.
@@rthetruthful, you probably can, depending on your county. They have to test inmates, no matter how evil or sleazy, so they can protect correctional officers. We will all be in big trouble if all our correctional officers get coronavirus. Prisons are usually understaffed anyway. If too many correctional officers get sick, be prepared for jail and prison rioting and breaking out.
As an introvert who tries to pass as an extrovert (for various reasons), there's an upside of social distancing. And I'm already tired of my friends and other social contacts wanting to have coffee together or play games or happy hour via Skype or Zoom. Please, learn to enjoy being on your own for a while! I may change my mind in a few weeks, but for now, I enjoy being a hermit! Anyone with me?
I feel this. I've been in quarantine in Beijing since like mid-January and when one of my friends found out, he called me like every morning to play some games online. Strange to feel socially exhausted when not leaving the house.
My fave days are when I don't even have to pretend to be upset about not going anywhere. ❤ And I'm homeschooling three hyperactive neuroatypical kids all of a sudden! Still better than school runs.
Hey, hey, I 'm Italian, I'm direct, if you stop Trevor to boost our soul every day, I will come to you and put french snails on your whatever style pizzas❤️🖐️🇮🇹
The part about the flamethrower.... Just Italian hyperbole at its best... Come on you guys, you'd be super exaggerated, too, if exaggeration sounded this good in YOUR language haha...
You can spot the truly funny, truly clever comedians when they have to perform without an audience. Trevor Noah is a truly funny, truly clever comedian.
Some good news from Germany 🇩🇪: Because most McDonalds restaurants are closed, their employees are now working in ALDI stores to help the workers there handling the demand increase. That’s some team spirit!
part 2 (new updates) btw if you use sanitizers you need hand care 2 ! (use hand cream?) + ask your pharmacist or dermatologists. (phone call) dont risk hand diseases!! (allergy !, + dry hands) cracked hands let the virus in and make you more at risk! disinfect under fingernails 2 ! keep fingernails short ! + cut + keep your hair short? beards shaved? my advice: dont touch money without disposable gloves !? (or use a "virus" sanitizer?, after touching money, bank cards, credit cards, bank card readers or terminals ! etc) or after touching items you have bought! (+ maybe you should disinfect these items 2?) or even plastic bags? (use Dettol wipes?, Lysol spray?) (if you buy clothing it should be washed in a washing machine with Dettol laundry cleanser + powder? before wearing!) + many other textile products! (towels, toys etc) new warning signs? safety signs? everywhere? (public) (useful + important information!) when you go out in public, keep away from elderly or sick people ! + keep away from people without masks. + keep away from people with masks. (at least 2-3 meters) CAUTION: WINDY WEATHER ! keep away from people (at least 20-30 meters ! or more..) wear protection masks (N100 / N95 masks?), safety glasses, disposable gloves or even hazmat suits? + protect your shoes? + your hair? + carry instant / portable hand sanitizer with you? everywhere and all the time? (produce your own sanitizer? its possible!) produce 4 other people? (would be great!) (spray bottles?) + carry pocket tissues with you? + if you have long hair it needs to be tied back so that you don't use your possibly infected gloves, to push your hair back or touch your face! (better keep your hair short) + don't let bare fingers touch the outside of gloves when removing! take off carefully ! + put in public bin! else use a hand sanitizer ! + take shoes off at door, and all outer clothes, put straight in washing machine with Dettol laundry cleanser, and powder too! wash hands! disinfect where shoes have been & letters. (do you use a rucksack? put rucksack in washing machine 2! (+ Dettol) + disinfect handles + buttons (washing machine) + disinfect dettol packaging? + wash hands! + wipe your money, bank card, wallet & phone with Dettol wipes! wash hands! + spray with Lysol (disinfectant spray) contaminated surfaces or handles etc? (trash bin handles etc. disinfect everywhere other people touch or pull etc.) + disinfect keys? door handles? faucets? towels? (see comment PART 1 !) + keep washing your hands + back of the hand + fingers + between fingers + fingertips! + under fingernails!, + keep your fingernails short!, + bath all fingertips and thumb in palm of one hand!, + wash your hands before you go to sleep! (you could touch your face while sleeping. reflex?) + always disinfect your bathroom fittings (faucet, towels, sanitizers etc) (at supermarkets etc): wear disposable gloves?, unwrap a Dettol wipe, wrap it around the trolley handle & roll it along carefully, so you are not then touching any of the side of the wipe with your gloves, that's been rolled along the trolley handle! + only touch products you are going to buy! (in stores, supermarket, grocery, gas station, bazar etc) + try to avoid touching things in public. (or workplace) if you touch something then disinfect your hands immediately! (portable hand sanitizer needed) + teach other people how to produce alcohol based disinfectants? (2 destroy corona viruses on all kinds of surfaces) + hands. maybe your local pharmacist is able 2 produce disinfectants? you should ask him. it would be a great service! (+ really helpful) 4 local people. + work with spray bottles? sprayers? (+ always protect your hands, face, eyes etc) + do not touch your face. + create a corona hotline? 4 local people. + automatic door openers = less touching door handles! = less virus spreading? close schools? (in some areas) (i think learning at home is much safer) and encourage folks to limit unnecessary travel? + practice good handwashing etiquette. cough and sneeze into your protection mask (wear a mask! its better) + left elbow? or better on the ground? face down? (= less spreading particles?) face down + cough / sneeze in a tissue?? + face down when you clean your nose! (+ disinfect your hands! immediately! its important) or face down while wearing masks! (coughing / sneezing) + reduce contacts? stop shaking hands? stop hugging? stop kissing? etc. + stop visiting elderly people? (stay in contact with your grandparents via tablets? (nursing homes) if possible.. + stop visiting gyms, libraries, cinemas etc? + avoid eating and drinking at bars, restaurants etc. (all public places, schools etc.) DRINKING GLASSES + CUTLERY etc. COULD BE INFECTED + CONTAGIOUS ! also menu cards + holders, salt shakers, squeeze bottles etc. ! + disinfect workplaces? (+ kitchens, stairways, floors, doors, door handles, garage doors, lockers, door locks, windows etc) (+ working tools (stepladders, handscanners etc), office supplies, school supplies etc?) disinfect elevators? (+ buttons, seats), bathrooms? (+ bathroom fittings, mirrors, switches, faucets, towels + holders, paper holders, doors etc. (+ public) disinfect door bells?, postboxes etc., door intercom? (+ at home or workplace, offices etc.) deposit bottle machines? cash machines? drinks / snack dispenser etc... gas pump handles??, buckets + handles?, watering cans?, paper holders, (gas station equipment !) + toilets, keys, + gas station shop products, doors etc. disinfect car fittings? door handles (inside + outside), fuel caps, seatbelts (+ buckles + push buttons), + seats!, + car windows.. shopping carts? (+ handles), shopping baskets?, fridges + iceboxes?, shopping bag panniers?, bicycles? (handles, brakes, seats + pedals etc.), motorcycles? (handles, seats, fuel cap, cases, keys, helmets (+ buckles) etc), park bench? play areas? indoor / outdoor (swings etc), strollers? (+ handles), railings, barriers, etc. bollards, ticket machines? all kinds of machines? (public) (everywhere you can touch, everywhere the hand goes in) timetables, advertising displays? touchscreens? (public).. traffic lights? (+ buttons), handrails, stairs.. escalators? ladders?... dog leash? + handle.... wash your dog? (his paws?) (after go walkies) + wash your hands! + quarantine zones 4 dogs? + self-quarantine? (if you are not sure), (infected or not infected?) + call a corona hotline? + fever monitoring (at home + workplace) + check employees? cancel flights? + help quarantined people? food supply etc.? (drop off groceries, meds, vitamins at their doors? (+ help the elderly people) or at meeting points? if possible: please disinfect shopping bags! (+ handles + all items inside bags), drug packaging or other items + products (new infrastructures?), (+ wear protective clothing + if you go inside quarantine zones!) + MAKE SURE you are not transporting viruses 2 other places! (disinfect yourselves: clothing, shoes, safety glasses etc., hands etc) be disinfected by someone else? + disinfect your comrades? disinfection checkpoints? (use disinfectants in sprayers?), + disinfect supplies + disinfect transport vehicles?! (delivery etc) + disinfect yourselves while fighting the viruses? + help each other! EYES OPEN.. disinfect local people? (clothing, shoes, bags, + hands with hand sanitizer etc.) + air food, meds, vitamins supply? air drop? + transparent anti riot shields? + face shield (= more virus protection) 4 border patrol (additional protection against coughing, sneezing drivers or other people) + must be disinfected 2 ! + build plastic walls / windows (protection shields) between seats and between passengers? (in a train, metro etc.) = protection against coughing, sneezing passengers! (+ disinfections needed 2 !) ..or between patients in a waiting room? or between cashier and customers (in supermarkets, gas stations etc), between doctors assistant and patients (at reception), between pharmacists and customers... between workers in offices etc? (+ counters?, + duty rooms?, hotels? etc) ( U shape styled (protection shields) = more virus protection! + covered protection shields? (+ roofed?).. + protect bus drivers (safety distance + barriers? + protection shields? + limit passengers??) better try to avoid using busses etc. ..protect employees! + slow down virus spreading! + disinfect employees after work.(clothing, shoes (+ lacing), safety glasses, hard hats, masks etc, + hands with a sanitizer etc) + UV light disinfection technology?? (research!) maybe UV lamps can be useful! (at home or workplaces etc) + disinfect a bus (additional) with UV light technology? is it possible? chinese people are doing it.. or disinfect money? + bank cards? dishes + cutlery? menu cards? letters or parcels? incoming goods? + products in supermarkets, gas stations etc? deposit bottles? is it possible? (using UV light technology?) disinfect dozens of other things?? NEW warning signs: near supermarkets, in supermarkets (+ announcements!), gas stations, pharmacies, stores, bazar, next to escalators, tram / bus / trainstations (+ inside bus / train or tram), taxi stand, mall, plaza, shopping centre, in hotels / motels, schools (+ elementary school, kindergarden etc.), universities, parks, as road sign? (+ highways), in hospitals, near hospitals etc. via television or radio?, + in smaller towns / cities, villages (+ coastal villages, mountain villages) etc. protect the elderly everywhere! viruses can live on surfaces for days! (2 - 9 days?) and they can be transported 2 other places! (easily) electric power generation? (in emergencies? blackouts etc) LPG fuel / diesel / gasoline powered portable generators? dual fuel? at least 1? + 1 replacement if you appreciate my comments: please support ocean / + river ! cleanup organizations. or support animal welfare organizations? sponsorships? would be great!
“A hundred million Americans are forced to stay home. A hundred million people. That’s 1/3 of the US population, or 1 subway car in New York” lmao! Love that shit, totally true!
Before: "People who play video games are losers who live in their parents' basements." "Video game violence is a threat to our children." Now, during a viral pandemic: "What are you doing? Go home and play some PlayStation. Doom Eternal just came out. Go brutally kill some hellbeasts!"
I've had a lost of taste, cough sore throat and chest pain after some GI issues. No fevers. I have an immunocompromised kid. They refused to test me and my family. Couldn't give us masks, which they always do for my son when his counts are down or someone is sick in the house. Couldn't help us get sanitizer or gloves either. They are only testing people with $$$ in my area (western new york), unless they are very obviously and extremely sick. This is another way the virus is spreading. A new test, if it's even legitimate, won't make a difference because they aren't testing low income people with moderate or mild symptoms. They don't care about us. I never fully trusted in these institutions, but I was trying, and that faith has been shattered once again. The lack of preparation and response to this have been so horrendously lacking. BTW, I love the Italians leaders and how they are so blunt in enforcing isolation.
My cousin's family is sick. One of her children's fevers got up to 105. She's been trying to get them tested, they're showing all the symptoms but were told they couldn't get tested until they are showing more respiratory symptoms. This is here in WA.
I bet the white house has a huuuuuge stockpile of everything! Including 2 or more ventilators! Those people will survive everything and after the pandemic is over they dance on our graves! BUT... we the people elected them! We let them stay in power! We are the ONLY ones to blame!!!
For the Corona Symptoms here’s what I will recommend that you do asap-peel an orange 🍊 and boil the skin in hot 🥵 water 💦 with, onions, some sea salt 🧂 and garlic and then steam your face and inhale the vapor. Do this frequently till you have a desired result. I hope this works for you and your boy: get well soon.
I am so sorry. NJ seems to be pulling the same crap. The only test centers are in wealthy areas - all Northern or Northern Central. If you live in Southern Jersey, they don’t care about you. It is disgusting.
I can't hear the imaginary audience over my own laughter. Have you noticed that our top two national treasures (when it comes both to getting a laugh and accurate information), are immigrants? Thank God for African and English imports!
Amazing they can find 2 trillion dollars during an event like this but can't find it to alleviate college debt and give citizens healthcare for the same cost when nothing is happening.
The Democrats DO NOT want sign off on the Relief package because there's a 500 billion SLUSH fund for big corparation with NO strings attached.......that's a NO NO.
Yes, isn't that interesting! This virus is bringing out everything that the Republicans and their president has lied about and they've told since day one!
@@hirameberhardt8643 That infuriate's me! These people after by the grace of God has gone, that each and everyone of these Republicans lose their seats in office! Know your strengths Americans
Well, they don't want Wankerstein spreading the virus in a contained environment. Still, it IS criminal that people have so much difficulty getting tested.
My friends sent video from Peru...army had pulled a bunch of 15 or 16 yr olds who had snuck out in the car to go to parties. Three kids down on the ground, the one standing got bitch- slapped 3x in the space of about 1 1/2 minutes
Question Trevor: how does it feel to tell these jokes without getting feedback from the audience 🤔 Even for me who's just watching it on RUclips, it'ss very different from when you host the daily show I laugh at the joke but I don't hear anyone else laughing right? So it feels weird 😆
The difference is, Trump wishes calamity on Romney because he did the right thing. You're wishing it on Trump because he's the personification of evil.
@@smellyolegoat150 Awww, that's sweet of you. Thanks. It's more or less true. Actually though, I wish it because if he died from it, he wouldn't be martyred and he would be done doing damage. That still leaves us with a large group of people ready to join the next cult.
Hey Trevor, I just wanted to share something with you. I’m an American living overseas in Paris, and we’re about a week ahead of the US 🇺🇸 in terms of what’s going on and confinement and all of that. I’ve become a little obsessed with trying to keep up with everything that’s going on back home, while also dealing with what the virus is doing here. And I just want to tell you one thing: you made me laugh today. 🤟🏾🙂 thank you, and you’re awesome.
@@Prizzlesticks we're all at home basically, but it's sunny, so people are doing just like in Italy, goin' outside... Plus we could avoid a shit ton of deaths by allowing chloroquine (a treatment that corea, morroco, trump, and china already allowed, but our government want's to do some testing... So yeah, we could be doing better
I work in a pharmacy here in the US. That chloroquine is not necessarily the answer. There are serious side effects when taken with antibiotics which is how it’s being prescribed here. People who actually need the medicine can’t get it because doctors are writing that shit out of style. My pharmacy has put limits on it.
@@ATayloredLife yeah I guess there is side effects and thats why tje french government does not want to take any risks but still, people are dying, and chloroquine, even with side effects, could allow us to avoid some deaths. And btw thanks to you and all the people aroud the world who are working in the health department 🙏. (I might have done some mistakes, my english is not the best)
you clearly have no kids.... it can drive you crazy, I at least could go out for a couple of hours or relax while she was in school but my 4yo will non stop calling me every second or whine, throw tantrums,etc, we are both stuck at home at my parents house and is hard to reason with a toddler...
part 2 (new updates) btw if you use sanitizers you need hand care 2 ! (use hand cream?) + ask your pharmacist or dermatologists. (phone call) dont risk hand diseases!! (allergy !, + dry hands) cracked hands let the virus in and make you more at risk! disinfect under fingernails 2 ! keep fingernails short ! + cut + keep your hair short? beards shaved? my advice: dont touch money without disposable gloves !? (or use a "virus" sanitizer?, after touching money, bank cards, credit cards, bank card readers or terminals ! etc) or after touching items you have bought! (+ maybe you should disinfect these items 2?) or even plastic bags? (use Dettol wipes?, Lysol spray?) (if you buy clothing it should be washed in a washing machine with Dettol laundry cleanser + powder? before wearing!) + many other textile products! (towels, toys etc) new warning signs? safety signs? everywhere? (public) (useful + important information!) when you go out in public, keep away from elderly or sick people ! + keep away from people without masks. + keep away from people with masks. (at least 2-3 meters) CAUTION: WINDY WEATHER ! keep away from people (at least 20-30 meters ! or more..) wear protection masks (N100 / N95 masks?), safety glasses, disposable gloves or even hazmat suits? + protect your shoes? + your hair? + carry instant / portable hand sanitizer with you? everywhere and all the time? (produce your own sanitizer? its possible!) produce 4 other people? (would be great!) (spray bottles?) + carry pocket tissues with you? + if you have long hair it needs to be tied back so that you don't use your possibly infected gloves, to push your hair back or touch your face! (better keep your hair short) + don't let bare fingers touch the outside of gloves when removing! take off carefully ! + put in public bin! else use a hand sanitizer ! + take shoes off at door, and all outer clothes, put straight in washing machine with Dettol laundry cleanser, and powder too! wash hands! disinfect where shoes have been & letters. (do you use a rucksack? put rucksack in washing machine 2! (+ Dettol) + disinfect handles + buttons (washing machine) + disinfect dettol packaging? + wash hands! + wipe your money, bank card, wallet & phone with Dettol wipes! wash hands! + spray with Lysol (disinfectant spray) contaminated surfaces or handles etc? (trash bin handles etc. disinfect everywhere other people touch or pull etc.) + disinfect keys? door handles? faucets? towels? (see comment PART 1 !) + keep washing your hands + back of the hand + fingers + between fingers + fingertips! + under fingernails!, + keep your fingernails short!, + bath all fingertips and thumb in palm of one hand!, + wash your hands before you go to sleep! (you could touch your face while sleeping. reflex?) + always disinfect your bathroom fittings (faucet, towels, sanitizers etc) (at supermarkets etc): wear disposable gloves?, unwrap a Dettol wipe, wrap it around the trolley handle & roll it along carefully, so you are not then touching any of the side of the wipe with your gloves, that's been rolled along the trolley handle! + only touch products you are going to buy! (in stores, supermarket, grocery, gas station, bazar etc) + try to avoid touching things in public. (or workplace) if you touch something then disinfect your hands immediately! (portable hand sanitizer needed) + teach other people how to produce alcohol based disinfectants? (2 destroy corona viruses on all kinds of surfaces) + hands. maybe your local pharmacist is able 2 produce disinfectants? you should ask him. it would be a great service! (+ really helpful) 4 local people. + work with spray bottles? sprayers? (+ always protect your hands, face, eyes etc) + do not touch your face. + create a corona hotline? 4 local people. + automatic door openers = less touching door handles! = less virus spreading? close schools? (in some areas) (i think learning at home is much safer) and encourage folks to limit unnecessary travel? + practice good handwashing etiquette. cough and sneeze into your protection mask (wear a mask! its better) + left elbow? or better on the ground? face down? (= less spreading particles?) face down + cough / sneeze in a tissue?? + face down when you clean your nose! (+ disinfect your hands! immediately! its important) or face down while wearing masks! (coughing / sneezing) + reduce contacts? stop shaking hands? stop hugging? stop kissing? etc. + stop visiting elderly people? (stay in contact with your grandparents via tablets? (nursing homes) if possible.. + stop visiting gyms, libraries, cinemas etc? + avoid eating and drinking at bars, restaurants etc. (all public places, schools etc.) DRINKING GLASSES + CUTLERY etc. COULD BE INFECTED + CONTAGIOUS ! also menu cards + holders, salt shakers, squeeze bottles etc. ! + disinfect workplaces? (+ kitchens, stairways, floors, doors, door handles, garage doors, lockers, door locks, windows etc) (+ working tools (stepladders, handscanners etc), office supplies, school supplies etc?) disinfect elevators? (+ buttons, seats), bathrooms? (+ bathroom fittings, mirrors, switches, faucets, towels + holders, paper holders, doors etc. (+ public) disinfect door bells?, postboxes etc., door intercom? (+ at home or workplace, offices etc.) deposit bottle machines? cash machines? drinks / snack dispenser etc... gas pump handles??, buckets + handles?, watering cans?, paper holders, (gas station equipment !) + toilets, keys, + gas station shop products, doors etc. disinfect car fittings? door handles (inside + outside), fuel caps, seatbelts (+ buckles + push buttons), + seats!, + car windows.. shopping carts? (+ handles), shopping baskets?, fridges + iceboxes?, shopping bag panniers?, bicycles? (handles, brakes, seats + pedals etc.), motorcycles? (handles, seats, fuel cap, cases, keys, helmets (+ buckles) etc), park bench? play areas? indoor / outdoor (swings etc), strollers? (+ handles), railings, barriers, etc. bollards, ticket machines? all kinds of machines? (public) (everywhere you can touch, everywhere the hand goes in) timetables, advertising displays? touchscreens? (public).. traffic lights? (+ buttons), handrails, stairs.. escalators? ladders?... dog leash? + handle.... wash your dog? (his paws?) (after go walkies) + wash your hands! + quarantine zones 4 dogs? + self-quarantine? (if you are not sure), (infected or not infected?) + call a corona hotline? + fever monitoring (at home + workplace) + check employees? cancel flights? + help quarantined people? food supply etc.? (drop off groceries, meds, vitamins at their doors? (+ help the elderly people) or at meeting points? if possible: please disinfect shopping bags! (+ handles + all items inside bags), drug packaging or other items + products (new infrastructures?), (+ wear protective clothing + if you go inside quarantine zones!) + MAKE SURE you are not transporting viruses 2 other places! (disinfect yourselves: clothing, shoes, safety glasses etc., hands etc) be disinfected by someone else? + disinfect your comrades? disinfection checkpoints? (use disinfectants in sprayers?), + disinfect supplies + disinfect transport vehicles?! (delivery etc) + disinfect yourselves while fighting the viruses? + help each other! EYES OPEN.. disinfect local people? (clothing, shoes, bags, + hands with hand sanitizer etc.) + air food, meds, vitamins supply? air drop? + transparent anti riot shields? + face shield (= more virus protection) 4 border patrol (additional protection against coughing, sneezing drivers or other people) + must be disinfected 2 ! + build plastic walls / windows (protection shields) between seats and between passengers? (in a train, metro etc.) = protection against coughing, sneezing passengers! (+ disinfections needed 2 !) ..or between patients in a waiting room? or between cashier and customers (in supermarkets, gas stations etc), between doctors assistant and patients (at reception), between pharmacists and customers... between workers in offices etc? (+ counters?, + duty rooms?, hotels? etc) ( U shape styled (protection shields) = more virus protection! + covered protection shields? (+ roofed?).. + protect bus drivers (safety distance + barriers? + protection shields? + limit passengers??) better try to avoid using busses etc. ..protect employees! + slow down virus spreading! + disinfect employees after work.(clothing, shoes (+ lacing), safety glasses, hard hats, masks etc, + hands with a sanitizer etc) + UV light disinfection technology?? (research!) maybe UV lamps can be useful! (at home or workplaces etc) + disinfect a bus (additional) with UV light technology? is it possible? chinese people are doing it.. or disinfect money? + bank cards? dishes + cutlery? menu cards? letters or parcels? incoming goods? + products in supermarkets, gas stations etc? deposit bottles? is it possible? (using UV light technology?) disinfect dozens of other things?? NEW warning signs: near supermarkets, in supermarkets (+ announcements!), gas stations, pharmacies, stores, bazar, next to escalators, tram / bus / trainstations (+ inside bus / train or tram), taxi stand, mall, plaza, shopping centre, in hotels / motels, schools (+ elementary school, kindergarden etc.), universities, parks, as road sign? (+ highways), in hospitals, near hospitals etc. via television or radio?, + in smaller towns / cities, villages (+ coastal villages, mountain villages) etc. protect the elderly everywhere! viruses can live on surfaces for days! (2 - 9 days?) and they can be transported 2 other places! (easily) electric power generation? (in emergencies? blackouts etc) LPG fuel / diesel / gasoline powered portable generators? dual fuel? at least 1? + 1 replacement if you appreciate my comments: please support ocean / + river ! cleanup organizations. or support animal welfare organizations? sponsorships? would be great!
Seeing all the rich and famous people saying they're testing positive really makes me wonder why no one is outraged they get tests while the rest of us are being told to stay home and shit up. My dad and I have respiratory problems. We told our doctors and they said tough luck, better hope we don't get sick.
First, I would like to take a moment to say you're arguing that poor people should just be left to die! That idea is disgusting, and has no place in the world. Second, I'm not going to disclose any financial information, but plenty of people have money, but don't have the political influence, celebrity, or power that the people who are currently being tested have. I really hope you have connections so that, if you get the disease you can be tested for it, and treated.
If you get the virus, you can get all testing in the world and it won't make a difference. Your doctors are absolutely right, better don't get the virus as long as there is no way to cure it
@@jamillx There usually aren't cures for viruses. Only treatments. You can treat this virus. And your chances of survival go up if you get treatment. The problem is, treatment is expensive. The death we had in Los Angeles from the Corona virus was of a homeless person. The poor are less likely to get tested early when something can be done about it, and less likely to get proper treatment after testing. Had that homeless person gotten a test sooner, and if they were given proper treatment, they would have survived. That's partially how South Korea got their death rate down to 0.7%.
Almost impossible to believe when Desi is being genuine, you keep expecting it to head in a heavily sarcastic direction immediately. Refreshing though.
Hey Trevor. German guy here. Thanks for including us in your joke. Just wanted to point out that Lederhosen is only a thing in ONE region of Germany in the south called Bavaria. It's like saying all of the US citizens are like people from Texas :D No offense taken though Greetings from quarantine stay safe
I thought the same thing, but thanks for bringing my home state of Texas in the mix. If there's one thing Texans love more than anything, it's talking about Texas. lol Did you know Texans have the sexiest accent in the US...thanks to Matthew McConaughey, I suppose. And we're used to people making generalizations about us....like that we're all cowboys or that we say "howdy"... we aren't and we don't. :)
Trevor is awesome because I'm still laughing out loud without an audience. That is a true test of the writers' talent and his delivery of the material!
@@myandroid6116 Right one-time payment $1000 dollars to American citizens, unlimited funding for the corporations. Dem's don't want a repeat of the stock buy backs and million dollar bonuses for CEOs.
:-( Found out school's out for rest of school year. Work full time and no one in my family is a competent adult (except for me) who will make sure grandson does his work on a crazy and confusing online platform. And teacher not much help, not answering questions I have about turning in work! Sorry, had to get that off my chest. :-(
It's really not that bad. I was homeschooled all through elementary, middle, and high school. There are a lot of resources out there for people to use. Now we had field trips and could leave the house and visit friends and stuff which makes a difference. For the people who are working from home and trying to homeschool I do feel for them. Or people who have jobs considered essential who can't be there to work with their kids.
Enviro Mental I totally feel for you! I’m in a similar situation, work from home, on calls all day. I’ve found waking up early to get my 6 yr olds work done and using the weekend has helped. I hope it gets better for you! If it helps I know teachers who are struggling to teach from home while overseeing their own children’s learning. We’re all just trying to survive! Be well!!
I have 3 kids, 4 dogs, two cats, and a wife - all stuck inside...food rations and cleaning are getting out of hand. Crazy shit we're all going through.
Trevor: lands a joke
My brain: imaginary audience laughs
Me: heehee
Deni Deni sabe here 😂
SAME HEHE
Same
Yoo same 😭
LMAOO YES
2019: Go outside more and play ping pong or something, stop playing video games.
2020: No more ping pong. Go inside, play videogames.
Funny you say that because the biggest selling game in VR right now is ping pong.
@@OculusQuestFun We have come full circle. After all Pong was the great big hit that got arcade games off. ;)
Life changed so fast!
🔥🔥🔥How SOCIAL DISTANCING can save Humans from Covid19, Watch Now:🔥🔥🔥
ruclips.net/video/AKvsWZOsYCA/видео.html
I feel like ping pong is more of an indoor game
Seeing all these comedians still keeping their shows going from their homes is so inspiring and also just the thing we need in times like this. Also it feels more personal when we can see a glimpse of where they live
Lina Kira k
shows how easy their job is, youtubers have been doing this for years lmao
Comedians??? Lol you actually call the stuff he said as jokes and funny??
No wonder the USA is going backwards so fast...
Lina Kira I keep checking out the book titles on his shelf
It's called a binding contract.
'Trump' has two parts in his brain,
In the left side, there's nothing right,
on the right side, there's nothing left.
: Unknown
old
😂😂😂
Lingaraj Ryavanaki 😂🤣😂🤣😂
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👏
@Scott Hart At least he can type English better than you do. Poor thing.
"Look this is not a movie, You are not Will Smith in I am legend" 💀🤣
Ikr that killed me
Lol
What's happening in Italy is not comedy at all. And now I'm not talking about the Covid emergency, which of course is very real. These MF are not "direct" - Mr Fauci is, for example - they're just trying to make the most out of the situation, letting go out some repressed fascist shit they have in themselves. That not comedy, it's tragedy. . And some of them have got some real power - Mr De Luca (the flamethrower guy) is the president of Campania region, one of the most populous regions in Italy. The social and political situation in Italy is every bit as serious as the Covid one.
DUDE I TURNED TO HBO AND GUESS WHAT.......'I AM LEGEND' IS PLAYING
@@Scaglieri102 no doubt the situation in the south is pretty tragic, that's why we need somebody like De Luca, who belong to the left party, just saying.
Neofascist and sovranist are only making figure di merda (how do that traslate?) in this emergency.
Am I the only who thinks, The Social Distancing Show is getting better😎👌
Yessss 👍🏾
He does have a clean sweat shirt on today 🤣
Trevor is the Gee
I have to say I really like not having the audience laughing in the background.
It's the only good thing that's come out of this nightmare! Information mixed with humor!
I laughed so hard watching this! The Italian mayors are so funny. Cursing everyone out for their own good but w/such a beautiful sounding language.
Me too - that KILLED me. LOVE the Italians.
I want to edit that part only to sent to my family members, i think they Will get the menssage without me having to yell at them.
@@kikilo9647
mobile.twitter.com/protectheflames/status/1241696164782669824
Love Italian language
I wish we had leaders like that in America instead of Trump who just goes on Twitter rants that aren't even funny.
Out of all of the shows that have started recording from home, this is the best. Noah is getting the hang of it.
seth released an excellent youtube episode of "a closer look" from his hallway.... 😝
but i agree that trevor is getting better 💗 and desi simply rocks!! 😈
by peacewillow For Ease of Reference, Folks: ruclips.net/video/sqrhH6xIegw/видео.html
Stephen Colbert in a bathtub was perfect
Jerry Pentland - The two I think are doing the best with the necessary adjustments to doing a show without a live audience are Samantha B and John Oliver.
Joke being shared in Europe: Plane with 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, Boris Johnson, Angela Merkel, The Pope and a ten year old school boy. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.
Trump said I need one. I’m the smartest man in the world and am needed to sort out the problems of the World!’,😒 takes one and jumps.
Boris said ‘I’m needed to sort out Britain’. 😵takes one and jumps
The Pope said ‘I need one as the world needs the Catholic Church.’ 😳 Hesitates but takes one and jumps.
Angela said to the ten year old: "You can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only just starting." 🤷♀️
The 10 year old replied: "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left, the smartest man in the world took my school bag."😆😏
And Angela adopts the little boy and gives him chocolate and we all live happily ever after.
hahahahahaaaaaaa that's funneeeee
I need more funny give me more, I love it.
Lmfaooo
Old skool joke revamped in the best way possible lol
Trevor’s definitely starting to get his foot without an audience now , and editing out the pauses he takes right after every joke , just makes this all the more amazing So this to the Daily Show Crew : 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Yes, some dude in the comments did not like the jokes. I thought they were all good. Best daily social distancing show so far!
Yes. Stephen Colbert is making such awkward pauses for no audience, it makes me feel uncomfortable and makes him look like he is bombing hard. Trevor is doing way better here
Its the editing. Makes it better
Was thinking the exact same thing 👏 !
It's almost like he's a standup comedian lol
here in Africa when the government says that we should all stay inside, we all come out to see if we are all inside😂😂😂
soo true!
😂😂😂
That's hilarious! Where do you live?
Diamond comment.
@H Ayoma 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Let’s take a moment to appreciate everyone in the medical field
Trevor, it seems you were a little disoriented when this all started. It was strange for us too. No audience, no TV cameras. Just a couch and (what I'm assuming was) a phone. But then you got a desk, and now you're back in your groove again, just without a suit (and the supporting audio from the audience). And that's awesome. Please keep going.
You can easily tell he doesn't need the accompanying laughter of a live audience to make you laugh... unlike some other talk show hosts.
He got one hell of a fancy backdrop too. What's with those sphere things? Are they lamps? Why does he need those there?
GraceInMadness omg 😮 yes is the desk.
It brings out the inner Trevor
Also wait a second that's not a desk it's a folding plastic table
lol "You are not Will Smith in I Am Legend. " lol Love the Italianos!
Thanks, I love you too. But "Italianos" is a spanish word lol; the word you were looking for is "Italiani". ❤️👋
@@fusadiluna ...are you serious?
Lol
What its like with octopi and octopuses?🤔
@@fusadiluna Good to know for future reference! lol
@@canogaparque818 I think that's Latin, I'm gonna ask to my mother and let you know, she's the latinist of the family. But I think you got how our masculine plural work 👍, for example broccoli, spaghetti, etc. they're all plural; singular would be broccolo, spaghetto, etc.
"Broccolis" is an abomination.
marina d'angelo I’ve been speaking Italian when I say broccoli?!?!
How interesting that we are turning more to comedians than our own government for reassurance in this very real crisis.
We don't have a government.
what government ? that bunch of old farts who pretend to give a …. ?
Yeah.... the government is definitely a sh*t show for sure. And comedians are definitely our sh*t show translators.
Because we've discovered our government is obsolete and only worried about corporate interests. I mean, our choices for POTUS will be trump and Joe Biden. Omg...we can't trust anything these lying fucks say. Republicans keep saying trump is POTUS material and Democrats keep saying Biden is 🤦♀️ I...
This is what people did during the 2016 presidential elections.
CAN I JUST SAY THAT AFTER THOROUGH INSPECTION OF ALL AVAILABLE FOOTAGE, TREVOR EFFORTLESSLY WINS THE ‘TV HOSTS’ HOME INTERIOR DESIGN AND STYLE HONORARY EMMY!’
So true!!
Have you seen Jimmy Fallon's house? That whimsical - tree house - cottage - kid & adult playground - eclectic look is waaay harder to pull off than ''buy a masculine, good looking bookcase and a couple of lamps''
Voicu Violeta I think the words style and design were mentioned in my comment.
January 1st - "This is my year"
March 23rd -"I use coffee filters to wipe my ass"
Jose Ramos someone told me to use news paper but my ass don’t know how to read 🤷🏽♂️
@@ermdle That would definitely leave a mark 😂🤧
@@ermdle here, take my like :). That was good
Sigh......Keurig....
Legit spit on my phone laughing THANKS A LOT
"Im getting news that some would like to throw graduation parties. We will send the police over. *WITH FLAMETHROWERS* ."
I had to rewind it to make sure I read it right. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😭🤣🤣🤣
Oh those Italians 🤣I quickly imagine Inglorious Bustard or Once Upon a time in Hollywood
I died on that part 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
Mike Urashevich But a Flamethrower would be Soooooo much more entertaining 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
"Which makes the coronavirus the first thing to come in contact with Harvey Weinstein by choice" 🤣🤣
There’s a town in the Philippines where the officials will go around the neighborhood holding a coffin with a tarp that says... ”Stay at Home or Stay Inside (the coffin)” HAHAHAHA
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I endorse hardcore measures.
that's fuckin wild 😄
@@satabdeeca2928 jruri bhi h ksm se log maan hi ni rhe
@@satabdeeca2928 😂😂😂 lockdown me un videos ko dekhne ka mza hi alg h
Is nobody gonna talk about the I am legend thing😂
You mean Io sono leggenda
🤣🥳 that ain’t you (in Italian). Cool police! Te amp.
that was savage as fuck LOLOLOLOLOL
Here in the Netherlands they decided to play the movie on national television a few days ago... Like wtf... No better timing then now i guess...?
That's so funny...
That wasn't yelling, that's just normal Italian speaking volume 😂
When you hear "catso", you know it's just another day in Italy. 😁
No it was whispering lol
I love and respect this comedian so much. A young comic filming from his home to spread news in a light-hearted manner. No live audience no makeup artist just a care for his fans and the people who watch him. This is not only full of comedy gold but also just real humanity. Props to Trevor Noah
His team and Desi are fantastic too.
@@GD-my5hm Team Desi!
Anthony Lewis I’d respect him more if he didn’t blatantly steal so many of his jokes. Though maybe that’s more on his team than him.
Trevor has this whole broadcasting from home thing down. The only things missing are the audience and the suit but it still goes over well. Well done, sir. Very well done. Thank you and your team for making it work, and work so well!
Ditto what you said. Trevor and his team are EXCELLENT at this, especially as compared to Colbert & Kimmel who are painfully awkward without a "yuk yuk" audience.
I like the first mayor shown is just like "if you have a party we'll send police with FLAMETHROWERS..." bruh what
Burn Them All
I'm surprised Trevor didn't comment on that. Flamethrowers. I died.
Priceless 😂😂😂
That’s awesome 👏
It's hilarious, there's a longer compilation cycling Twitter twitter.com/protectheflames/status/1241696164782669824?s=19
The italian part completely killed me hahahaha soo on point!
Best part i kick ur teeth in.lmao
We need more of this in the US.
We are sending the Police ....BUT WITH FLAMETHROWERS !!! Hahahahaha killed me...:) vostri cani con la Prostata infiammata xD OMFG ... im crying laughing xD
Sometimes, one needs to be blunt!
The reporter: “is that sarcasm?”
You bet
And Trump imminently lied about it.
@@dalejones9919 I truly believe he is just incapable of telling the truth
@@dalejones9919 He's a pathological liar, it's in his DNA
stupid rhetorical questions. They oughta have their press-passes taken away,
till they man* up and do their goddamn JOB of holding the monster to account.
* or woman, or whatever gender. Balls aside, they oughta grow some SPINE.
@@adamsinger123 I agree with you. they should just boycott the event seeing his cluelessness and juvenile behaviour
When you realized someone wasted a COVID-19 test on Harvey Weinstein
Money still works wonders even if it's from a convicted sex offender.
They had to in order to protect the correctional officers. Wouldn’t it be terrible to catch coronavirus from Harvey Weinstein?
lucille so I can go to jail and get tested for corona?? It’ll be terrible to catch anything from him😂
@@rthetruthful, you probably can, depending on your county. They have to test inmates, no matter how evil or sleazy, so they can protect correctional officers. We will all be in big trouble if all our correctional officers get coronavirus. Prisons are usually understaffed anyway. If too many correctional officers get sick, be prepared for jail and prison rioting and breaking out.
lucille true true true
The daily show is still funny af, even whilst quarantined
It is but Fallon is on 🔥 I am loving his show also
That's why we need Trevor. He is the leonardo davinci of this century. Amen
As an introvert who tries to pass as an extrovert (for various reasons), there's an upside of social distancing. And I'm already tired of my friends and other social contacts wanting to have coffee together or play games or happy hour via Skype or Zoom. Please, learn to enjoy being on your own for a while! I may change my mind in a few weeks, but for now, I enjoy being a hermit! Anyone with me?
No I prefer being alone
I feel this. I've been in quarantine in Beijing since like mid-January and when one of my friends found out, he called me like every morning to play some games online. Strange to feel socially exhausted when not leaving the house.
My fave days are when I don't even have to pretend to be upset about not going anywhere. ❤
And I'm homeschooling three hyperactive neuroatypical kids all of a sudden! Still better than school runs.
I'm glad I never married or had children, so I don't have to
put them through all this.
@@billmurray7473 being unable to escape your presence, you mean?
What's odd about Donald Trump writing a whole letter? There's 26 of them so he's bound to know at least two or three..
Most epic comment so far
@@El_japonais lmao i would have to agree!!!! Thanks! Needed the giggle and reassurance I wasn't alone!!! Gratitude!
He definitely knows P
Brilliant!
🤣😭🤣🤣
Note to self: Never piss off an Italian mayor.
The “flamethrower” guy is a governor not a mayor ...heh...even more hilarious
Hey, hey, I 'm Italian, I'm direct, if you stop Trevor to boost our soul every day, I will come to you and put french snails on your whatever style pizzas❤️🖐️🇮🇹
@@quelodequelo what about pineapple on pizza?
quelodequelo well my dear fellow neighbor, I d rather have snails on my pizza than f@cking pineapple.
May the forza be with you .🖐🏽🇫🇷
See what indian police is doing during corona outbreak ruclips.net/video/ihc_HRucVOE/видео.html
For a "sadder" version of this video: ruclips.net/video/dIhLXJE4_OI/видео.html
I love the 100 million contexts"
1 bus in India.
1 Subway Car in the USA.
Being an indian that dissed me a bit till the subway car reference. sorta balanced the equation! 😀😀😀
being an indian I laughed so hard at this
Hahaha 😂
Wasn’t that 1.32 billion?
Ravi Kumar should get dissed what you gonna do chutiya i laughed hard
I think those Italian mayors have embodied the spirit of Italian dads everywhere.
As the child of an italian dad I can DEF confirm that lol
@aviato287 x I thought that too. Just applying their skills to a wider "family"..
The part about the flamethrower.... Just Italian hyperbole at its best... Come on you guys, you'd be super exaggerated, too, if exaggeration sounded this good in YOUR language haha...
@@pchiare That's what made me think, "Oh, that's where dad gets that."
ngl, i'd be down to watch some videos of italian mayors clearing parties with flamethrowers
Never knew you watched Trevor
*trevor’s accents give me life*
@iconic Ikr? Even when he's off by a long shot, it's still too funny. 😁
Same 😆
Fraud
So good to see your face. ❤️
I love how Trevor is doing his stay at home show with a $10 fold up table.
Vie Loi so real..
All they had left on Amazom :-)
And all that bougie shit behind him
"Even if we all get wiped out,I feel like trump's pettiness will be the only thing that survives this pandemic". Lmfao.
You heard that too. Very funny.
"An entire bus in India is not allowed to move" 😂😂😂😂
More importantly no mad honking 24/7! This is what the Indians yogis called peace!
He's the only comedian who doesn't need an audience for his jokes to land 🤣
Seth Meyers is great too, watch him!
Wonder how he feels , 😁
Are you familiar with Conan?
um. no.
....lol....Agreed....!!!!...That is When You Know Someone is Really Funny---When they Do NOT need a Live Audience....!!!.....:)
"And to my grandchildren, I bequeath..." 😂🤣
Took me out
That's lot shit paper😂
You can spot the truly funny, truly clever comedians when they have to perform without an audience.
Trevor Noah is a truly funny, truly clever comedian.
Some good news from Germany 🇩🇪: Because most McDonalds restaurants are closed, their employees are now working in ALDI stores to help the workers there handling the demand increase. That’s some team spirit!
Aldi's had to close in the U.S. Their distribution centers are wiped out. I miss Aldi's :(
Send us some in America we are swamped
Me : A fundraiser ? Let's donate
RUclips : Sorry, you can't donate in this country or region yet.
You may visit the website directly: www.nokidhungry.org :)
Always amazed when that happens in the ultra connected world of 2020
part 2 (new updates)
btw if you use sanitizers you need hand care 2 ! (use hand cream?) + ask your pharmacist or dermatologists. (phone call)
dont risk hand diseases!! (allergy !, + dry hands) cracked hands let the virus in and make you more at risk!
disinfect under fingernails 2 ! keep fingernails short ! + cut + keep your hair short? beards shaved?
my advice: dont touch money without disposable gloves !? (or use a "virus" sanitizer?, after touching money, bank cards, credit cards, bank card readers or terminals ! etc)
or after touching items you have bought! (+ maybe you should disinfect these items 2?) or even plastic bags? (use Dettol wipes?, Lysol spray?)
(if you buy clothing it should be washed in a washing machine with Dettol laundry cleanser + powder? before wearing!) + many other textile products! (towels, toys etc)
new warning signs? safety signs? everywhere? (public) (useful + important information!)
when you go out in public, keep away from elderly or sick people !
+ keep away from people without masks. + keep away from people with masks. (at least 2-3 meters)
CAUTION: WINDY WEATHER ! keep away from people (at least 20-30 meters ! or more..)
wear protection masks (N100 / N95 masks?), safety glasses, disposable gloves or even hazmat suits? + protect your shoes? + your hair?
+ carry instant / portable hand sanitizer with you? everywhere and all the time? (produce your own sanitizer? its possible!) produce 4 other people? (would be great!)
(spray bottles?) + carry pocket tissues with you?
+ if you have long hair it needs to be tied back so that you don't use your possibly infected gloves, to push your hair back or touch your face! (better keep your hair short)
+ don't let bare fingers touch the outside of gloves when removing! take off carefully ! + put in public bin! else use a hand sanitizer !
+ take shoes off at door, and all outer clothes, put straight in washing machine with Dettol laundry cleanser, and powder too! wash hands! disinfect where shoes have been & letters. (do you use a rucksack? put rucksack in washing machine 2! (+ Dettol) + disinfect handles + buttons (washing machine) + disinfect dettol packaging? + wash hands!
+ wipe your money, bank card, wallet & phone with Dettol wipes! wash hands!
+ spray with Lysol (disinfectant spray) contaminated surfaces or handles etc? (trash bin handles etc. disinfect everywhere other people touch or pull etc.)
+ disinfect keys? door handles? faucets? towels? (see comment PART 1 !)
+ keep washing your hands + back of the hand + fingers + between fingers + fingertips! + under fingernails!, + keep your fingernails short!, + bath all fingertips and thumb in palm of one hand!, + wash your hands before you go to sleep! (you could touch your face while sleeping. reflex?) + always disinfect your bathroom fittings (faucet, towels, sanitizers etc)
(at supermarkets etc): wear disposable gloves?, unwrap a Dettol wipe, wrap it around the trolley handle & roll it along carefully, so you are not then touching any of the side of the wipe with your gloves, that's been rolled along the trolley handle!
+ only touch products you are going to buy! (in stores, supermarket, grocery, gas station, bazar etc)
+ try to avoid touching things in public. (or workplace) if you touch something then disinfect your hands immediately! (portable hand sanitizer needed)
+ teach other people how to produce alcohol based disinfectants? (2 destroy corona viruses on all kinds of surfaces) + hands.
maybe your local pharmacist is able 2 produce disinfectants? you should ask him.
it would be a great service! (+ really helpful) 4 local people.
+ work with spray bottles? sprayers? (+ always protect your hands, face, eyes etc)
+ do not touch your face.
+ create a corona hotline? 4 local people.
+ automatic door openers = less touching door handles! = less virus spreading?
close schools? (in some areas) (i think learning at home is much safer) and encourage folks to limit unnecessary travel?
+ practice good handwashing etiquette. cough and sneeze into your protection mask (wear a mask! its better) + left elbow? or better on the ground? face down? (= less spreading particles?) face down + cough / sneeze in a tissue?? + face down when you clean your nose! (+ disinfect your hands! immediately! its important) or face down while wearing masks! (coughing / sneezing)
+ reduce contacts? stop shaking hands? stop hugging? stop kissing? etc. + stop visiting elderly people? (stay in contact with your grandparents via tablets? (nursing homes) if possible..
+ stop visiting gyms, libraries, cinemas etc?
+ avoid eating and drinking at bars, restaurants etc. (all public places, schools etc.) DRINKING GLASSES + CUTLERY etc. COULD BE INFECTED + CONTAGIOUS !
also menu cards + holders, salt shakers, squeeze bottles etc. !
+ disinfect workplaces? (+ kitchens, stairways, floors, doors, door handles, garage doors, lockers, door locks, windows etc) (+ working tools (stepladders, handscanners etc), office supplies, school supplies etc?)
disinfect elevators? (+ buttons, seats), bathrooms? (+ bathroom fittings, mirrors, switches, faucets, towels + holders, paper holders, doors etc. (+ public)
disinfect door bells?, postboxes etc., door intercom? (+ at home or workplace, offices etc.)
deposit bottle machines? cash machines? drinks / snack dispenser etc...
gas pump handles??, buckets + handles?, watering cans?, paper holders, (gas station equipment !) + toilets, keys, + gas station shop products, doors etc.
disinfect car fittings? door handles (inside + outside), fuel caps, seatbelts (+ buckles + push buttons), + seats!, + car windows..
shopping carts? (+ handles), shopping baskets?, fridges + iceboxes?, shopping bag panniers?, bicycles? (handles, brakes, seats + pedals etc.), motorcycles? (handles, seats, fuel cap, cases, keys, helmets (+ buckles) etc),
park bench? play areas? indoor / outdoor (swings etc), strollers? (+ handles), railings, barriers, etc.
bollards, ticket machines? all kinds of machines? (public) (everywhere you can touch, everywhere the hand goes in)
timetables, advertising displays? touchscreens? (public)..
traffic lights? (+ buttons), handrails, stairs..
escalators? ladders?...
dog leash? + handle.... wash your dog? (his paws?) (after go walkies) + wash your hands! + quarantine zones 4 dogs?
+ self-quarantine? (if you are not sure), (infected or not infected?) + call a corona hotline?
+ fever monitoring (at home + workplace) + check employees? cancel flights?
+ help quarantined people? food supply etc.? (drop off groceries, meds, vitamins at their doors? (+ help the elderly people) or at meeting points? if possible: please disinfect shopping bags! (+ handles + all items inside bags), drug packaging or other items + products (new infrastructures?), (+ wear protective clothing + if you go inside quarantine zones!) + MAKE SURE you are not transporting viruses 2 other places! (disinfect yourselves: clothing, shoes, safety glasses etc., hands etc) be disinfected by someone else? + disinfect your comrades? disinfection checkpoints? (use disinfectants in sprayers?), + disinfect supplies + disinfect transport vehicles?! (delivery etc) + disinfect yourselves while fighting the viruses? + help each other! EYES OPEN.. disinfect local people? (clothing, shoes, bags, + hands with hand sanitizer etc.)
+ air food, meds, vitamins supply? air drop?
+ transparent anti riot shields? + face shield (= more virus protection) 4 border patrol (additional protection against coughing, sneezing drivers or other people) + must be disinfected 2 !
+ build plastic walls / windows (protection shields) between seats and between passengers? (in a train, metro etc.) = protection against coughing, sneezing passengers! (+ disinfections needed 2 !) ..or between patients in a waiting room? or between cashier and customers (in supermarkets, gas stations etc), between doctors assistant and patients (at reception), between pharmacists and customers... between workers in offices etc? (+ counters?, + duty rooms?, hotels? etc) ( U shape styled (protection shields) = more virus protection! + covered protection shields? (+ roofed?).. + protect bus drivers (safety distance + barriers? + protection shields? + limit passengers??) better try to avoid using busses etc. ..protect employees! + slow down virus spreading! + disinfect employees after work.(clothing, shoes (+ lacing), safety glasses, hard hats, masks etc, + hands with a sanitizer etc)
+ UV light disinfection technology?? (research!) maybe UV lamps can be useful! (at home or workplaces etc) + disinfect a bus (additional) with UV light technology? is it possible? chinese people are doing it..
or disinfect money? + bank cards? dishes + cutlery? menu cards? letters or parcels? incoming goods? + products in supermarkets, gas stations etc? deposit bottles? is it possible? (using UV light technology?) disinfect dozens of other things??
NEW warning signs: near supermarkets, in supermarkets (+ announcements!), gas stations, pharmacies, stores, bazar, next to escalators, tram / bus / trainstations (+ inside bus / train or tram), taxi stand, mall, plaza, shopping centre, in hotels / motels, schools (+ elementary school, kindergarden etc.), universities, parks, as road sign? (+ highways), in hospitals, near hospitals etc. via television or radio?, + in smaller towns / cities, villages (+ coastal villages, mountain villages) etc.
protect the elderly everywhere!
viruses can live on surfaces for days! (2 - 9 days?) and they can be transported 2 other places! (easily)
electric power generation? (in emergencies? blackouts etc)
LPG fuel / diesel / gasoline powered portable generators?
dual fuel?
at least 1? + 1 replacement
if you appreciate my comments:
please support ocean / + river ! cleanup organizations.
or support animal welfare organizations? sponsorships?
would be great!
Just use a proxy :)
Or just send it to me.
I love how cosy Trevor looks at home ! How does this guy manage to maintain a high quality show from home ? Love this !
I mean he still has access to the internet. He can just film himself and send it to the editors.
Moneyyy
Whenever you feel social distancing is too hard,
just remember there's a parallel universe where the corona outbreak requires social intimacy.
Oh no...
So much science 😅😅😅
Higher Sofia oh fuck no
Higher Sofia fuck that!
@Dan The Man Prefer this one.
My guy just said "you're not Will Smith from Legend"😂😂🔥🙌
Nobody :
Americans: “Toilet paper calculator”...
Ikr what a joke
That rhymes omg
We had that on a swiss newspaper website as a joke a week ago xD but I guess it was meant as a joke then...
I am relieved and worried at the same time that germany is not the only country with crazy people hoarding toilet paper.
Stay save everyone
@@garkon8242 it seems to be in every country, western a least, I am also glad it's not only here (Netherlands)
Trevor makes laugh 😂 😆 no matter what’s going on in my day, he reminds me a lot of my late younger brother, I love his sense of humor♥️
Mine too 👍
Sorry for your losses... love Trevor
...I Love his Diction and Enunciation.......Speaks way better than me....!!!....LOL
These comedians should Stop making dirty jokes they're all fucking assholes!
Sorry for you loss. I lost a younger bro too...at 19. My heart goes out to you. 💘
“A hundred million Americans are forced to stay home. A hundred million people. That’s 1/3 of the US population, or 1 subway car in New York” lmao! Love that shit, totally true!
Estimated US population is about 330 million.
Balaji Karuppiah im laughing at the fking subway car you stupid
I don’t care if he said it wrong between millions and billions, the funny thing is the packed subway cars in NYC, that’s the laugh point.
Here in india whole nation 1.3B people are staying home for next 21 days.
He's so great!
😆😅🤣😂18:30 "I gotta go sorry recess is over" -oh fun, what does he do for recess? 🥴 I Don't Know, Recess is for ME Byeeee....🤣😂
the daily social distancing show is the only thing getting me through this tbh
I bet you're still going out.
What about Stephen Colbert?
@@diegokiwi1854 Him too!
You need to get out more
@BryanTrevorMoore Romannn Idk. I mostly just watch him on RUclips so I don't see reruns.
It's nice that even during this period of uncertainty, we still have something to laugh about. Thank Trevor Noah.
You can’t play Ping Pong. Stay home, play some videogames.
What an amazing twist.
Technically, he said Playstation, it captioned "video games."
Well well well how the turn tables...
@@sirdeadlock He definitely said PlayStation.
Before: "People who play video games are losers who live in their parents' basements." "Video game violence is a threat to our children."
Now, during a viral pandemic: "What are you doing? Go home and play some PlayStation. Doom Eternal just came out. Go brutally kill some hellbeasts!"
@@glennwelsh9784 #RealTalk Doom Eternal has been the only thing that put a smile on my face for the entirety of this month.
He gets this satisfied smile sometimes when he thinks he's told a good joke and I find it incredibly adorable
I've had a lost of taste, cough sore throat and chest pain after some GI issues. No fevers. I have an immunocompromised kid. They refused to test me and my family. Couldn't give us masks, which they always do for my son when his counts are down or someone is sick in the house. Couldn't help us get sanitizer or gloves either. They are only testing people with $$$ in my area (western new york), unless they are very obviously and extremely sick. This is another way the virus is spreading.
A new test, if it's even legitimate, won't make a difference because they aren't testing low income people with moderate or mild symptoms. They don't care about us. I never fully trusted in these institutions, but I was trying, and that faith has been shattered once again. The lack of preparation and response to this have been so horrendously lacking.
BTW, I love the Italians leaders and how they are so blunt in enforcing isolation.
My cousin's family is sick. One of her children's fevers got up to 105. She's been trying to get them tested, they're showing all the symptoms but were told they couldn't get tested until they are showing more respiratory symptoms. This is here in WA.
I bet the white house has a huuuuuge stockpile of everything! Including 2 or more ventilators! Those people will survive everything and after the pandemic is over they dance on our graves! BUT... we the people elected them! We let them stay in power! We are the ONLY ones to blame!!!
For the Corona Symptoms here’s what I will recommend that you do asap-peel an orange 🍊 and boil the skin in hot 🥵 water 💦 with, onions, some sea salt 🧂 and garlic and then steam your face and inhale the vapor. Do this frequently till you have a desired result.
I hope this works for you and your boy: get well soon.
I whish your family and you the best. Love from Italy
I am so sorry. NJ seems to be pulling the same crap. The only test centers are in wealthy areas - all Northern or Northern Central. If you live in Southern Jersey, they don’t care about you. It is disgusting.
Hey Trevor, please don’t stop naming Donald’s middle name random names😂
Donald "Jester" Trump
Donald “Jesophat” Trump. I died 🤣
@@thehoneydeev It's "Jehosophat"
Every time he makes a joke I hear an audience laughing in my head lol
Same
I can't hear the imaginary audience over my own laughter. Have you noticed that our top two national treasures (when it comes both to getting a laugh and accurate information), are immigrants? Thank God for African and English imports!
@@sharpeslass5452 Trevor and?
@@akemi2929 John Oliver.
Trevor's camera is always HD and everyone he calls is so low resolution xD
Amazing they can find 2 trillion dollars during an event like this but can't find it to alleviate college debt and give citizens healthcare for the same cost when nothing is happening.
The Democrats DO NOT want sign off on the Relief package because there's a 500 billion SLUSH fund for big corparation with NO strings attached.......that's a NO NO.
Yes, isn't that interesting! This virus is bringing out everything that the Republicans and their president has lied about and they've told since day one!
@@hirameberhardt8643 That infuriate's me! These people after by the grace of God has gone, that each and everyone of these Republicans lose their seats in office! Know your strengths Americans
I kind of like that their isn't an audience laughing anymore. Feels like my own laughter is more genuine.
Well, they don't want Wankerstein spreading the virus in a contained environment. Still, it IS criminal that people have so much difficulty getting tested.
Totally agree!
That has honestly been the case my good friend.
Agreed. But I also feel like people's laughter is more encouraging to him
How is he still funny without an audience, whoooooa corona whooooooa
An audience doesn't make ppl funny. If the person is funny they automatically have an audience.
He is funny period. He does not need audience ro be happy
mee t realest If you need an audience to know when someone is funny and when to laugh, then you’re dumb.
Thank you so much for still being there, Trevor! It lightens things up and maintains the right kind of normalcy.
Man, I thought Trevor's Trump impression was the best but his pissed-off-italian Politician rant had me in stitches!
I love the Italians!
The man is a genius at doing accents!
YES!! I laughed way too hard!
BoDiggety so funny 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 it was so funny!!
He’s talking about but cheeks being different sizes. He’s been in quarantine too long. Save him
😂
We'll send the police over... with flame throwers
Me: blink blink
My friends sent video from Peru...army had pulled a bunch of 15 or 16 yr olds who had snuck out in the car to go to parties. Three kids down on the ground, the one standing got bitch- slapped 3x in the space of about 1 1/2 minutes
@@LindaC616 Why are they wasting time beating kids? Isn't that just gonna raise everyone's chances of infection anyway???
He's the governor of Campania, the region I live it. He's always been like that, he's our sheriff lol. We love him.
*in
I’m in love with this guy!
Question Trevor: how does it feel to tell these jokes without getting feedback from the audience 🤔
Even for me who's just watching it on RUclips, it'ss very different from when you host the daily show
I laugh at the joke but I don't hear anyone else laughing right? So it feels weird 😆
Same!
Never watched a one-camera sitcom before? It's like that.
New Age lol
They should have taped audience laughter like good old TV comedies 😃
Canned laughter is the psych conditioning. Guaranteed you'll stop laughing over time without it.
I can't be too mad at Trump for being happy about Romney's infection, I will have a similar reaction if Trump gets it.
Trump just never learned what not to say aloud
@@UnicornsPoopRainbows chances are he never will.
The difference is, Trump wishes calamity on Romney because he did the right thing. You're wishing it on Trump because he's the personification of evil.
@@smellyolegoat150 Awww, that's sweet of you. Thanks. It's more or less true. Actually though, I wish it because if he died from it, he wouldn't be martyred and he would be done doing damage. That still leaves us with a large group of people ready to join the next cult.
Logan Yes, our problems are definitely bigger than Trump alone.
Hey Trevor, I just wanted to share something with you. I’m an American living overseas in Paris, and we’re about a week ahead of the US 🇺🇸 in terms of what’s going on and confinement and all of that. I’ve become a little obsessed with trying to keep up with everything that’s going on back home, while also dealing with what the virus is doing here. And I just want to tell you one thing: you made me laugh today. 🤟🏾🙂 thank you, and you’re awesome.
I'm not really up to date regarding France right now. How are things over there?
@@Prizzlesticks we're all at home basically, but it's sunny, so people are doing just like in Italy, goin' outside... Plus we could avoid a shit ton of deaths by allowing chloroquine (a treatment that corea, morroco, trump, and china already allowed, but our government want's to do some testing... So yeah, we could be doing better
I work in a pharmacy here in the US. That chloroquine is not necessarily the answer. There are serious side effects when taken with antibiotics which is how it’s being prescribed here. People who actually need the medicine can’t get it because doctors are writing that shit out of style. My pharmacy has put limits on it.
@@ATayloredLife yeah I guess there is side effects and thats why tje french government does not want to take any risks but still, people are dying, and chloroquine, even with side effects, could allow us to avoid some deaths.
And btw thanks to you and all the people aroud the world who are working in the health department 🙏. (I might have done some mistakes, my english is not the best)
Trevor Noah you are keeping us sane even in UGANDA. Genius you are
2020 BC, introverts were pitied. HA! We're chillin while extroverts hitting their anxiety peak.
AD lol
Good thing im both.
@@RICHFRVR ambivert?
@@aaabbasi97 yep
@@RICHFRVR Touché
Funny how so many people are complaining about being stuck at home with THIER children. I dont understand it.
you clearly have no kids.... it can drive you crazy, I at least could go out for a couple of hours or relax while she was in school but my 4yo will non stop calling me every second or whine, throw tantrums,etc, we are both stuck at home at my parents house and is hard to reason with a toddler...
Oh Trevor that Italian accent cursing out their citizens has me cracking up 😂🤣
Are you a real person😒
"we will send police."
Oh, well that's good Nice to se-
"With flamethrowers"
monkaS
I like how they skipped straight to flamethrowers. Not guns. Not tear gas, but flamethrowers. LOL
@@Kattywagon29 I guess they don't like tasers... NEXT BEST THING LETS BURN THEM!
Hey, when the Italians play, they play hard. Respect.
😂😂😂 I loved that
@@Kattywagon29 Flamethrowers are the best for dispersing crowds.
Desi telling her kid to make her an Old Fashioned was epic.
And something we don't realize until enough time has passed: the roots. of. the. hair. showing.
Trump says *trump voice* “why aren’t you talking about me? You’re supposed to be talking about me!”
TWO days ago in PAKISTAN.
One doctor died due to COVID-19 while giving treatment to COVID-19 patients.
KUDOS to that HERO.
Newspapers all around the world: “DONALD TRUMP DIES.”
Me: “GEE, THAT’S TOO BAD 🙄
Chuck Moon but then we would have pence....
Thoughts and prayers
Bilal Ghafoor He’s not as bad as Trump! Plus, it wouldn’t be for long.
@@SKC193 he's a fake "devout Christian" so beware of a snake shedding its skin.
part 2 (new updates)
btw if you use sanitizers you need hand care 2 ! (use hand cream?) + ask your pharmacist or dermatologists. (phone call)
dont risk hand diseases!! (allergy !, + dry hands) cracked hands let the virus in and make you more at risk!
disinfect under fingernails 2 ! keep fingernails short ! + cut + keep your hair short? beards shaved?
my advice: dont touch money without disposable gloves !? (or use a "virus" sanitizer?, after touching money, bank cards, credit cards, bank card readers or terminals ! etc)
or after touching items you have bought! (+ maybe you should disinfect these items 2?) or even plastic bags? (use Dettol wipes?, Lysol spray?)
(if you buy clothing it should be washed in a washing machine with Dettol laundry cleanser + powder? before wearing!) + many other textile products! (towels, toys etc)
new warning signs? safety signs? everywhere? (public) (useful + important information!)
when you go out in public, keep away from elderly or sick people !
+ keep away from people without masks. + keep away from people with masks. (at least 2-3 meters)
CAUTION: WINDY WEATHER ! keep away from people (at least 20-30 meters ! or more..)
wear protection masks (N100 / N95 masks?), safety glasses, disposable gloves or even hazmat suits? + protect your shoes? + your hair?
+ carry instant / portable hand sanitizer with you? everywhere and all the time? (produce your own sanitizer? its possible!) produce 4 other people? (would be great!)
(spray bottles?) + carry pocket tissues with you?
+ if you have long hair it needs to be tied back so that you don't use your possibly infected gloves, to push your hair back or touch your face! (better keep your hair short)
+ don't let bare fingers touch the outside of gloves when removing! take off carefully ! + put in public bin! else use a hand sanitizer !
+ take shoes off at door, and all outer clothes, put straight in washing machine with Dettol laundry cleanser, and powder too! wash hands! disinfect where shoes have been & letters. (do you use a rucksack? put rucksack in washing machine 2! (+ Dettol) + disinfect handles + buttons (washing machine) + disinfect dettol packaging? + wash hands!
+ wipe your money, bank card, wallet & phone with Dettol wipes! wash hands!
+ spray with Lysol (disinfectant spray) contaminated surfaces or handles etc? (trash bin handles etc. disinfect everywhere other people touch or pull etc.)
+ disinfect keys? door handles? faucets? towels? (see comment PART 1 !)
+ keep washing your hands + back of the hand + fingers + between fingers + fingertips! + under fingernails!, + keep your fingernails short!, + bath all fingertips and thumb in palm of one hand!, + wash your hands before you go to sleep! (you could touch your face while sleeping. reflex?) + always disinfect your bathroom fittings (faucet, towels, sanitizers etc)
(at supermarkets etc): wear disposable gloves?, unwrap a Dettol wipe, wrap it around the trolley handle & roll it along carefully, so you are not then touching any of the side of the wipe with your gloves, that's been rolled along the trolley handle!
+ only touch products you are going to buy! (in stores, supermarket, grocery, gas station, bazar etc)
+ try to avoid touching things in public. (or workplace) if you touch something then disinfect your hands immediately! (portable hand sanitizer needed)
+ teach other people how to produce alcohol based disinfectants? (2 destroy corona viruses on all kinds of surfaces) + hands.
maybe your local pharmacist is able 2 produce disinfectants? you should ask him.
it would be a great service! (+ really helpful) 4 local people.
+ work with spray bottles? sprayers? (+ always protect your hands, face, eyes etc)
+ do not touch your face.
+ create a corona hotline? 4 local people.
+ automatic door openers = less touching door handles! = less virus spreading?
close schools? (in some areas) (i think learning at home is much safer) and encourage folks to limit unnecessary travel?
+ practice good handwashing etiquette. cough and sneeze into your protection mask (wear a mask! its better) + left elbow? or better on the ground? face down? (= less spreading particles?) face down + cough / sneeze in a tissue?? + face down when you clean your nose! (+ disinfect your hands! immediately! its important) or face down while wearing masks! (coughing / sneezing)
+ reduce contacts? stop shaking hands? stop hugging? stop kissing? etc. + stop visiting elderly people? (stay in contact with your grandparents via tablets? (nursing homes) if possible..
+ stop visiting gyms, libraries, cinemas etc?
+ avoid eating and drinking at bars, restaurants etc. (all public places, schools etc.) DRINKING GLASSES + CUTLERY etc. COULD BE INFECTED + CONTAGIOUS !
also menu cards + holders, salt shakers, squeeze bottles etc. !
+ disinfect workplaces? (+ kitchens, stairways, floors, doors, door handles, garage doors, lockers, door locks, windows etc) (+ working tools (stepladders, handscanners etc), office supplies, school supplies etc?)
disinfect elevators? (+ buttons, seats), bathrooms? (+ bathroom fittings, mirrors, switches, faucets, towels + holders, paper holders, doors etc. (+ public)
disinfect door bells?, postboxes etc., door intercom? (+ at home or workplace, offices etc.)
deposit bottle machines? cash machines? drinks / snack dispenser etc...
gas pump handles??, buckets + handles?, watering cans?, paper holders, (gas station equipment !) + toilets, keys, + gas station shop products, doors etc.
disinfect car fittings? door handles (inside + outside), fuel caps, seatbelts (+ buckles + push buttons), + seats!, + car windows..
shopping carts? (+ handles), shopping baskets?, fridges + iceboxes?, shopping bag panniers?, bicycles? (handles, brakes, seats + pedals etc.), motorcycles? (handles, seats, fuel cap, cases, keys, helmets (+ buckles) etc),
park bench? play areas? indoor / outdoor (swings etc), strollers? (+ handles), railings, barriers, etc.
bollards, ticket machines? all kinds of machines? (public) (everywhere you can touch, everywhere the hand goes in)
timetables, advertising displays? touchscreens? (public)..
traffic lights? (+ buttons), handrails, stairs..
escalators? ladders?...
dog leash? + handle.... wash your dog? (his paws?) (after go walkies) + wash your hands! + quarantine zones 4 dogs?
+ self-quarantine? (if you are not sure), (infected or not infected?) + call a corona hotline?
+ fever monitoring (at home + workplace) + check employees? cancel flights?
+ help quarantined people? food supply etc.? (drop off groceries, meds, vitamins at their doors? (+ help the elderly people) or at meeting points? if possible: please disinfect shopping bags! (+ handles + all items inside bags), drug packaging or other items + products (new infrastructures?), (+ wear protective clothing + if you go inside quarantine zones!) + MAKE SURE you are not transporting viruses 2 other places! (disinfect yourselves: clothing, shoes, safety glasses etc., hands etc) be disinfected by someone else? + disinfect your comrades? disinfection checkpoints? (use disinfectants in sprayers?), + disinfect supplies + disinfect transport vehicles?! (delivery etc) + disinfect yourselves while fighting the viruses? + help each other! EYES OPEN.. disinfect local people? (clothing, shoes, bags, + hands with hand sanitizer etc.)
+ air food, meds, vitamins supply? air drop?
+ transparent anti riot shields? + face shield (= more virus protection) 4 border patrol (additional protection against coughing, sneezing drivers or other people) + must be disinfected 2 !
+ build plastic walls / windows (protection shields) between seats and between passengers? (in a train, metro etc.) = protection against coughing, sneezing passengers! (+ disinfections needed 2 !) ..or between patients in a waiting room? or between cashier and customers (in supermarkets, gas stations etc), between doctors assistant and patients (at reception), between pharmacists and customers... between workers in offices etc? (+ counters?, + duty rooms?, hotels? etc) ( U shape styled (protection shields) = more virus protection! + covered protection shields? (+ roofed?).. + protect bus drivers (safety distance + barriers? + protection shields? + limit passengers??) better try to avoid using busses etc. ..protect employees! + slow down virus spreading! + disinfect employees after work.(clothing, shoes (+ lacing), safety glasses, hard hats, masks etc, + hands with a sanitizer etc)
+ UV light disinfection technology?? (research!) maybe UV lamps can be useful! (at home or workplaces etc) + disinfect a bus (additional) with UV light technology? is it possible? chinese people are doing it..
or disinfect money? + bank cards? dishes + cutlery? menu cards? letters or parcels? incoming goods? + products in supermarkets, gas stations etc? deposit bottles? is it possible? (using UV light technology?) disinfect dozens of other things??
NEW warning signs: near supermarkets, in supermarkets (+ announcements!), gas stations, pharmacies, stores, bazar, next to escalators, tram / bus / trainstations (+ inside bus / train or tram), taxi stand, mall, plaza, shopping centre, in hotels / motels, schools (+ elementary school, kindergarden etc.), universities, parks, as road sign? (+ highways), in hospitals, near hospitals etc. via television or radio?, + in smaller towns / cities, villages (+ coastal villages, mountain villages) etc.
protect the elderly everywhere!
viruses can live on surfaces for days! (2 - 9 days?) and they can be transported 2 other places! (easily)
electric power generation? (in emergencies? blackouts etc)
LPG fuel / diesel / gasoline powered portable generators?
dual fuel?
at least 1? + 1 replacement
if you appreciate my comments:
please support ocean / + river ! cleanup organizations.
or support animal welfare organizations? sponsorships?
would be great!
Italian seems to be one of the languages that's both more appropriate to express happiness and enthusiasm, but also irritation.
Petitio Principii Look, just because you have a mustache doesn’t mean you can speak Italian!
It is most pasional along with french
@@connerclark3678 that episode was hilarious
Really? What are we saying here? Oh yea...and asians are smart, and Africans can dance...what else?
it's a bit suspicious that you are praising the Italian language with that user name
drumf prioritizing a dictator's country rather than american citizens, not really all that shocking
THAT PHONE CALL GOT ME WEAK!!!!!!!!!!!
She said she almost spanked her kid cuz she thought he was saying a bad word. "Cumulonimbus Cloud"
Seeing all the rich and famous people saying they're testing positive really makes me wonder why no one is outraged they get tests while the rest of us are being told to stay home and shit up. My dad and I have respiratory problems. We told our doctors and they said tough luck, better hope we don't get sick.
That's the advantage of saving 💰 and making solid investment.
You don't have to famous to
be moneysmart.
First, I would like to take a moment to say you're arguing that poor people should just be left to die! That idea is disgusting, and has no place in the world.
Second, I'm not going to disclose any financial information, but plenty of people have money, but don't have the political influence, celebrity, or power that the people who are currently being tested have. I really hope you have connections so that, if you get the disease you can be tested for it, and treated.
If you get the virus, you can get all testing in the world and it won't make a difference. Your doctors are absolutely right, better don't get the virus as long as there is no way to cure it
wtf?!
@@jamillx There usually aren't cures for viruses. Only treatments. You can treat this virus. And your chances of survival go up if you get treatment. The problem is, treatment is expensive. The death we had in Los Angeles from the Corona virus was of a homeless person. The poor are less likely to get tested early when something can be done about it, and less likely to get proper treatment after testing.
Had that homeless person gotten a test sooner, and if they were given proper treatment, they would have survived. That's partially how South Korea got their death rate down to 0.7%.
Trump's Midas touch: everything he touches fails...business, marriage, and the Presidency.
The country.
@@Cypresssina
Ya beat me to it.
@@Cypresssina the world
🌎
@Subi the multiverse
Creepy donald
Almost impossible to believe when Desi is being genuine, you keep expecting it to head in a heavily sarcastic direction immediately. Refreshing though.
Desi is a really good actor. She throws in all these subtle expressions that say so much
Hope Gold She is really good..
Never heard of her before but that part was hilarious!
It's an act ? Really ? But she might be speaking the truth - some parents can't stand too much time with their kids.
@@jivvyjack7723 yeah it was a bit. She sold it though. Definitely one of the funnier writers on his show
Isn't her child a toddler?
Hey Trevor. German guy here. Thanks for including us in your joke. Just wanted to point out that Lederhosen is only a thing in ONE region of Germany in the south called Bavaria. It's like saying all of the US citizens are like people from Texas :D
No offense taken though
Greetings from quarantine stay safe
Oshit, guess the bavarians are stuck jn lederhosen for a while lmfao
Good to know. Thanks. 🤔
Omg lighten up its a joke. Jokes generalize. By the way I was stationed in Ramstein and I love Germans...all Germans.
I mean IT IS a stereotype of Americans as fat hillbilly cow boys so there's that
I thought the same thing, but thanks for bringing my home state of Texas in the mix. If there's one thing Texans love more than anything, it's talking about Texas. lol Did you know Texans have the sexiest accent in the US...thanks to Matthew McConaughey, I suppose. And we're used to people making generalizations about us....like that we're all cowboys or that we say "howdy"... we aren't and we don't. :)
Coronavirus: "I'm the worst disaster to hit America in a 100 years."
t'rump: "Hold my infected beer."
word.
no no no... correction.. Trump: "hold my infected Coke"
@Stark Industries no. Trump makes Bush look like a freaking rocket scientist
Obama: Hold my two Tuskers
Ps. Tusker is a Kenyan beer
@@MajorHenryL. Lmao it doesn't really work with Obama
Trevor is awesome because I'm still laughing out loud without an audience. That is a true test of the writers' talent and his delivery of the material!
“Trump didn’t even think when he spoke”.
Is there a situation where he DOES think?
@@myandroid6116 Right one-time payment $1000 dollars to American citizens, unlimited funding for the corporations. Dem's don't want a repeat of the stock buy backs and million dollar bonuses for CEOs.
@@myandroid6116 it seems like you are here just to say some things that will make look republicans good despite being proof to contrary.
My Android That issue has nothing to do with the original comment you muppet.
@Mike Keller He only eats and talks with his head, brain is not involved.
@@myandroid6116 one sided 'facts'
Listen hear Noah! My heirs will not get that toilet paper hoard of mines even over my cold dead body.
It's getting buried with me dammit!
Lmao
😂😂😂
And so were explain for the future archeologues the mystery of the 21st century mummies.
Wrapped like a mummy
....lol
"put your hands down!" -"I can't man! they're my hands, they're my hands man!"
Desi is every mom, "im not gonna homeschool anymore"
:-( Found out school's out for rest of school year. Work full time and no one in my family is a competent adult (except for me) who will make sure grandson does his work on a crazy and confusing online platform. And teacher not much help, not answering questions I have about turning in work!
Sorry, had to get that off my chest. :-(
Enviro Mental teacher can not submit students work for grades in my school so that’s probably the same for every other school
It's really not that bad. I was homeschooled all through elementary, middle, and high school. There are a lot of resources out there for people to use. Now we had field trips and could leave the house and visit friends and stuff which makes a difference. For the people who are working from home and trying to homeschool I do feel for them. Or people who have jobs considered essential who can't be there to work with their kids.
Hopefully they appreciate teachers a bit more after this too
Enviro Mental I totally feel for you! I’m in a similar situation, work from home, on calls all day. I’ve found waking up early to get my 6 yr olds work done and using the weekend has helped. I hope it gets better for you! If it helps I know teachers who are struggling to teach from home while overseeing their own children’s learning. We’re all just trying to survive! Be well!!
Just hopped over from Jimmy. I appreciate you guys doing what you can to get content out to the people.
facts
Which jimmy? HAHAHA
Caitlyn Enriquez fallon
Check out the global citizen together at home videos. Jewels too!
"How to cook a rat with a magnifying glass."
A mother's love is a beautiful thing.
I didnt even know that she is a single mother
When talk shows start to look like RUclips channels... shit just hit the fan y'all
I have 3 kids, 4 dogs, two cats, and a wife - all stuck inside...food rations and cleaning are getting out of hand. Crazy shit we're all going through.
"we will send police to your homes...with flamethrowers"
I don't know how to interpret that comment of his? 🤣😂
Your profile picture describes the action to this comment perfectly 😂😂😂
Ray he was being sarcastic, he makes a lot of dramatic comments to instill the seriousness of his intent
@@sparrownotasail ok got it. I literally laughed out loud when he said it. 😂🤣
Send them to Tom and Linda’s house
Lmao! She is hilarious! "For a small space I'm actually finding a lot of new places to cry in" 😂
"We will send police with flame throwers" 😂😂😂😂 great idea
TREVOR ...u lighten up our lives and light up our days with funnies...love u much.. A NATIVE NEW YORKER