Totally agree! Hilarious, especially the part where she states..."I want a man who can grill a steak without having to cut into and check to see if its cooked like a little bitch!"
@@lenkacfk7155 hahahaha yeah, it's the only thing that really makes sense. Even in skits where everyone is breaking, he'll be the only one going even harder. Mullaney and Hader are both top shelf.
Japanese people are kind of loud on TV. Men shout, and women sort of shriek, but in real life, the streets, stores and restaurants are fairly quiet. Even karaoke requires booking a private room. I loved living in Japan.
“And again Colleen you are my boss!” Lol. This reminds me of my old boss Diane. After every employee evaluation at the bank she’d give me a huge hug & say, “I love you Matthew”. She was an older woman though & it was very sweet & maternal, unlike “Colleen”. Ha. She never wanted us to feel bad after our reviews. Aw, I miss that job! 💚
Elena Panova I feel your pain! I was actually transferred to that bank branch (with Diane) because my previous manager was harassing me so much. I’ve had an older, male manager who sexually harassed me, one who verbally harassed, degraded & slapped me for “screwing up”, one who took advantage of my kindness & chose to take out her anger at others on me & non-stop bullied & insulted me, and another who (and I’m a liberal Democrat here, not throwing myself a pity party, but) flat out told me, “I hate you white people” (she was Latina) & was so mean to me. She also had a pill problem though & showed up to work high a lot (which were some of the only times she’d be “nice”). 🤷🏼♂️ I had a therapist once who told me that bullies seek out nice people because they’re easy targets. Diane though was my first & only nice boss. Everyone at that bank was so diverse (between us we spoke 3 languages, were Christian, Muslim, Hindu, black, white, Indian, Latino, young to old, gay, lesbian & straight) but we all got along SO well. I still miss that job it was like having a second “work family”. Good luck to you though. 😉
@@matthewscott1091 oh wow! Best of luck to you too! You've been through a lot. I feel that power corrupts most people and turns them into the worst version of themselves.
Elena Panova Thank you! I see what you mean about power/authority but I think when good people are given it they often use it for good. Aside from Diane (the nice boss) when I worked at another job I was an assistant manager. My boss (the manager) was the one who took her anger out on me & constantly insulted me but I never mistreated the people who were under me. It was retail too so I was over a lot of people but they all loved me. I was the “favorite” manager. Probably almost to the other extreme because I was *so* nice sometimes they felt like they could (and would) take advantage of my kindness. I swear, why can’t more people in the world just be nice? 🤷🏼♂️ 🙂 ✌🏼
yeah... my crush that I have had sense 5th grade told this other girl that they liked them and I was there. I don't think it was mutual but it just reminded me that we are just friends and will be nothing more... the skits make me feel better tho.
I miss Leslie Jones doing skits! She's the best. Wherever you are, happy Valentine's Day Leslie Jones. I hope nobody got you flowers, but delivered on all your wishes.
YoLo Videos bowen didn’t replace her, at least not in a competitive way. her contract ended and she moved on to bigger and better things. he was promoted into the open spot. within the last couple years, tons of my faves left! bobby, sasheer, vanessa, leslie, taran, jay, mike o brien!! i mean come on that’s practically the half the cast.
He always looks like a 7th grader who decided to wear his older brother's clothes to school one day and got 2 compliments so it became his permanent wardrobe.
The Halsey/Aidy/Kate skit had me laughing so hard! One time my Dad got me a birthday card that said I’d been “naughty” 😂 he didn’t get the sexual undertones 😩😂 I never let him know the gist of it, but my best friend and I couldn’t stop laughing!
I know Hader isn’t a cast member any more, but Stefan needs to be featured as a recurring guest… or even a full episode with “Stefan” as host (Hader playing Stefan, with Stefan playing other characters in skits).
For some reason Steffon is making me think of back in the good ol days, when Damon Wayans and David Alan Grier used to play those two gay movie critics "Antoine and Blaine" on In Living Color. I can definitely see Steffon sitting in between them. 😂
Lol aw... I love Valentines though. When I was a kid my mom made it special. We’d go to sleep & wake up on Valentine’s Day to find a box of chocolates, a card & sometimes a stuffed animal or little gifts. She’d also use her lipstick to write on our bathroom mirrors, “We love you son.” Or something similar. I started making her valentines too (with glitter/construction paper) & if I didn’t fall asleep first I’d sneak into my parents room & leave it on her nightstand. I’m 33 now & happily married, but still remember to wish my mom a “Happy Valentines Day” every year. Yes as Kennan says, it’s for “lovers” (hate that word lmao) but it’s always nice to show some extra love to those around you. I love this SNL music video by the way. 😂
That’s a really sweet memory...thank you! I have similar ones with my mom throughout the years. Her name was Rose, so, of course, almost every fancy card I made her were decorated with drawings of roses and glitter and dried, pressed flowers! She saved them all in a beautiful box, and I have them now. Even at 18 years old, my daughter still makes gorgeous homemade cards with lovely sentiments inside, for me! It’s just one more way to say, “I love you”!!
Leslie Jones always makes me laugh so hard I nearly pee my pants. She is unbelievable! It is so sad my mom does not understand English, she would like her a lot.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Heroes in a Half-shell Turtle Power Here we go, Its the lean, green, ninja team On the scene, cool teens doin' ninja things So extreme, out the sewer, like laser beams Get rocked with the Shell-shocked Pizza Kings Can't stop these radical dudes, The secret of the ooze made the chosen few, Emerge from the shadows, to make their moves The good guys win and the bad guys lose Leonardo's the leader in blue Does anything it takes to get his ninjas through Donatello is a fellow, has a way with machines Raphael has the most attitude on the team Michelangelo, he's one of a kind, And you know just where to find him when its party time Master Splinter taught them every single skill they need To be one lean, mean, green, incredible team Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Heros in a Half-shell Turtle Power
A year later, now that I understand that the premise of Stefon is that not only are the clubs weird, but Bill Hader isn't necessarily told everything Stefon's going to say ahead of time and so it's the first time he's seeing some of it, we have now made history: this is the first time Stefon ever made me laugh.
CVS at 2:01. I know a woman who works at a European deli in Canada. She says men come in like this and grab anything last minute on Valentine's Day. They grab a card off the rack and a box of chocolates and call that a gift.
What's more nostalgic is that this was posted on February 14, 2020; when you could breath near someone in a crowded public space without a mask on. We were days away from 2020 being a sh*t year yet.
OMG. Stefon’s second appearance! “Take me” “Gladly” (This always happens to me, boy do I know how to pick em) The entire segment there between them was GOLD! Especially great when you realize that they ended up together after all. If you look closely at Seth’s desk on Late Night, there’s a tiny Russian Nesting Doll of Stefon wearing a bridal veil.
They always changed the cards on him before filming live so he didn't know what was coming, that was the goof to see how bad they could get him to crack up. It was one of my top five favorite bits ever on SNL. miss those days!!! Hader is a national treasure!!
The fact that Bill Hader has to cover his face half of every Stefon sketch shows how amazing it is. Also the reason he laughs so hard is because the queue cards for Stefon are always completely random and Bill doesn’t see them till their live 😂
Its like I literally tense up when he says "New York's hottest club is...." just because his next words are either spontaneously hilarious or unexpectedly loud.😂😂
I’ve always thought Leslie Jones was in her late twenties or early thirties. I cannot believe how old she is. She looks absolutely stunning for her age. Wow…
She's old? I must look her up. You've heard the saying, "Black don't crack" right. Even in milky white people, fat in the cheeks keep you younger longer. Just depends on your genes. Also, an optimistic attitude keeps you looking younger that Gloomy Gus. Okay, I looked her up. I thought she was in her thirties in these skits. Well all I can say is that Oil of Olay should be calling her up.
I would love flowers in my house, but if they were planted in soil and alive, that would be perfect. Except he would have to tend them. I can keep kids and animals alive, but I am the angel of death to plants, even my tomatoes split, and my jalapenos turned red and rotted while they were still the size of a baby's finger. I think I got two batches of salsa before I gave up. Ideally, there would be flowers delivered to my house every week. Favorite colors: purple, orchid, lavender, pink. Red roses are nice too. Ease up on the yellow and peach. I have beautiful vases, so don't get suckered into the standard florist crap. Buy the chocolates from a good chocolatier, not the florist. As you can see, I don't ask for much. Hey, I stay up until three am to bid on auctions for my husband's car model collection. I understand being selective and a bit obsessed. If I didn't think I would kill it, I would love a fifty-year-old miniature bonsai tree.
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1:53 “You have hurt me today” didn’t get the reaction it deserved lol
Pvt. Ryan Louis b mc isn’t talking about the actors tho he’s talking about the audience reaction
I was eating. I nearly choked from the laugh I had. There was food coming out of my nose 😭😭😭
Seth: "take me, for example"
Stefan: "GLADLY"
We all watched it
@@haleyw5677 good 4 U
@@haleyw5677 ms Lippys car is green
@@haleyw5677 Thanks for pointing that out. I'll expect the minutes on my desk first thing tomorrow morning.
Stefan to Seth: “Break up with your girlfriend, I’m bored”
😂😂
“Take me for example” “gladly”
That's rad you extracted that gem
Gross
My husband and I usually wait until the day after Valentines to buy each other gifts. Chocolate always taste better when it’s half price
😁😁😁Yeah tell me about it😁😁😁
Celebrating the day after valentine😃
This really tickled the heck outta me. Just so romantic ❤️
too funny...
Exactly, it's still going to taste like chocolate.....unless it's from last year and the store's trying to get rid of it still? 😆
They nailed it with CVS - Corny Valentine's Stuff
Haha. Yes. Perfect.
Or Cheap Valentine's Stuff
Awesome
I prefer the clearance box with unsold Xmas nothings.
And salsa,don’t forget they also have salsa❣️
The “And again Colleen you are my boss” kills me everytime 😂
I love that part. She's so emphatic about the YOU ARE MY BOSS! ha ha ha
Yes! Halsey’s look when she said that part is my favorite
Whomever writes these songs are geniuses. Because, this has happened to everyone at one time or another in thier life.
Heidi disturbingly good there
The one at CVS. Had me laughing so hard, my eyes were tearing up.
“We eat cake Mama!”
“CaAaAake MamaAaAaAa!”
I lost it. 🤣
You have hurt me today
Julie McKee Came hoping I'd find this comment.
hilarious!!!! I had to see that part again.
I fell you
Stolen! Stolen! Stolen!
Dixie Normus what?
Was I the only one disappointed when the Justin Bieber one was actually Justin Bieber instead of Kate?
Nooo😂😭😭
Yes ;-;
i was liking the video until Justin B showed up
I don't know.
WERE YOU THE ONLY ONE?
675 Likes... Guess not.
I don't LIKE dumbass questions, cuz you're only asking for Likes.
Your not the only one 🤣. Cause it’s not as funny when it’s actually him cause then they don’t make jokes about him
That Leslie Jones skit is probably the most underrated thing I’ve ever seen her do. The part about flowers KILLED me
Totally agree! Hilarious, especially the part where she states..."I want a man who can grill a steak without having to cut into and check to see if its cooked like a little bitch!"
Yeah I think Leslie nailed this bit.
TeslaChad 😂😂😂
Ramiro Perez Colin: “Why are you looking at me?!” 😂
She was So specific lol
So I read that John mulaney would change bills cue cards for stefon before air so he would read the crazy jokes did the first time on air.
That makes the skit 100× better! 🤣🤣
ONG I LOVE THIS
Bill Hader said that himself. John Mulaney is a comic genius!
That explains why he's breaking character so much - he usually has himself under control. 😂
@@lenkacfk7155 hahahaha yeah, it's the only thing that really makes sense. Even in skits where everyone is breaking, he'll be the only one going even harder. Mullaney and Hader are both top shelf.
I like how the captions couldn’t even translate what Stefon said. Just says *Shouting in Japanese* 🤣
@@ankleina I did the same thing. 🤣🤣🤣
Japanese people are kind of loud on TV. Men shout, and women sort of shriek, but in real life, the streets, stores and restaurants are fairly quiet. Even karaoke requires booking a private room. I loved living in Japan.
Hader has entirely too much fun being Stefan, and it’s glorious!
The Justin Bieber skit would’ve been better if it was Kate McKinnon
I really wish it was her instead
😂😂 Literally the camera pans out and I’m just staring at him like....is that Kate? Why isn’t that Kate?
Kelli Kerr it was so uncomfortable with him and would have been 1000x funnier with Kate lol
Very true
Justin Bieber would be better if he was Kate McKinnon
😂
“And again Colleen you are my boss!” Lol. This reminds me of my old boss Diane. After every employee evaluation at the bank she’d give me a huge hug & say, “I love you Matthew”. She was an older woman though & it was very sweet & maternal, unlike “Colleen”. Ha. She never wanted us to feel bad after our reviews. Aw, I miss that job! 💚
Wow, now I want her to be my boss! Only ever had horrible bosses :'(
Elena Panova I feel your pain! I was actually transferred to that bank branch (with Diane) because my previous manager was harassing me so much. I’ve had an older, male manager who sexually harassed me, one who verbally harassed, degraded & slapped me for “screwing up”, one who took advantage of my kindness & chose to take out her anger at others on me & non-stop bullied & insulted me, and another who (and I’m a liberal Democrat here, not throwing myself a pity party, but) flat out told me, “I hate you white people” (she was Latina) & was so mean to me. She also had a pill problem though & showed up to work high a lot (which were some of the only times she’d be “nice”). 🤷🏼♂️ I had a therapist once who told me that bullies seek out nice people because they’re easy targets. Diane though was my first & only nice boss. Everyone at that bank was so diverse (between us we spoke 3 languages, were Christian, Muslim, Hindu, black, white, Indian, Latino, young to old, gay, lesbian & straight) but we all got along SO well. I still miss that job it was like having a second “work family”. Good luck to you though. 😉
@@matthewscott1091 oh wow! Best of luck to you too! You've been through a lot. I feel that power corrupts most people and turns them into the worst version of themselves.
Elena Panova Thank you! I see what you mean about power/authority but I think when good people are given it they often use it for good. Aside from Diane (the nice boss) when I worked at another job I was an assistant manager. My boss (the manager) was the one who took her anger out on me & constantly insulted me but I never mistreated the people who were under me. It was retail too so I was over a lot of people but they all loved me. I was the “favorite” manager. Probably almost to the other extreme because I was *so* nice sometimes they felt like they could (and would) take advantage of my kindness. I swear, why can’t more people in the world just be nice? 🤷🏼♂️ 🙂 ✌🏼
@@matthewscott1091 You seem like a fantastic guy to work with. Well we don't find nice people at work easily.
Who needs a date when you have this?
haha yeah who needs one...
*sob*
yeah who needs a social lyfe.. right
yeah...
my crush that I have had sense 5th grade told this other girl that they liked them and I was there.
I don't think it was mutual but it just reminded me that we are just friends and will be nothing more...
the skits make me feel better tho.
😧? You 😂
@@ThunderBlastvideo yh
The only time I can actually register Bill Hader is Stefon is when he slightly breaks character and starts laughing
How is Bill Hader even more attractive as Stephon?
_ HuffleProud _ Exactly my thought 🤔
He. Has. Everything. Bangs, eyes, cheekbones... a shirt designed by a classroom full of kindergarteners with crippling existential dread.
CVS technically just means "cheap valentine stuff"
Wow 😲😂😂😂
🤔👍🤣
Hahaha I’m gonna borrow that
Dang
Saw that it had 420 likes, as the actress says that she wants her man to smoke weed.
The Stefon skit is one of my favourites of all time. The midget suitcase joke always has me rolling on the floor out of laughter.
I miss Leslie Jones doing skits! She's the best. Wherever you are, happy Valentine's Day Leslie Jones. I hope nobody got you flowers, but delivered on all your wishes.
they replaced her with the chinese guy
Yeah, Leslie rocks!!! I always liked the way she was creeping on Josh, so funny.
@@yolovideos8084 C
@Cr6479 no.
YoLo Videos bowen didn’t replace her, at least not in a competitive way. her contract ended and she moved on to bigger and better things. he was promoted into the open spot. within the last couple years, tons of my faves left! bobby, sasheer, vanessa, leslie, taran, jay, mike o brien!! i mean come on that’s practically the half the cast.
‘’You have hurt me toaday’’ me to my boyfriend after seeing is gift😂😂😂
What the heck kid
Stefon is the perfect example of “break up with your girlfriend, I’m bored”
Stefan looks like jeffree star in his breakup video when he puts his hands on his face
UGH why did you have to bring him up
in think you mean jeffree star looks like stefon.
ahhh, dead flowers. OMG. All my years of being a floral designer ….
I miss Stefon
When the world needed him most, he vanished
That's definitely not where my mind went when he said human suitcases 🤔🤷😂😂😂
Justin Bieber talking seductively at me made me so uncomfortable
I have to assume his wife feels the same way...
He always looks like a 7th grader who decided to wear his older brother's clothes to school one day and got 2 compliments so it became his permanent wardrobe.
Same.
Cringe worthy. Yikes.
christmastiger definitely
"...a man who doesn't have cut into the steak to see if it's done...." ROTFLMAO!!!
"Like a little BITCH!!"
Love looking back and seeing Stefon still pining for Seth and now they married with children lol
Children? So, they did keep it 😏
In Finland the 14th is *actually* a day of friendship. Literal translation : Ystävänpäivä/Friend's day.
big oof i bet there's a story behind that...
edit- what if america got friend-zoned lmao
🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮
Bruh idk abt u guys but it's been a day of just friendship for me too😂😂😂😐😐😐
That's awesome, because on feburary 14th, I'm always reminded that were just friends.
Vinyl LP Reviews - aww lol
i got my new pick up like
just aggressively yell "I JuSt WaNt tO sPrEaD yOu oN yM sAmiCh"
I lost it with those Death Flowers 🤣🤣🤣
I love how they put kate on the thumbnail twice
😂😂😂
I see what you did there! 😉
Nice
Omg 😂
Took me a minute to get that
Who else is laying in bed alone on Valentine's say drinking rosé and watching valentines day comedy RUclips bits..... just me ok
Same minus the rosé
Rosé, no. Wing stop, yes. Lol. I hope everyone has a wonderful night!! 🙅🏾♀️🙆🏾♀️🙅🏾♀️🙆🏾♀️
Same but with fun dip instead of rosé because I have to do stuff tonight
Wine here
I have my V day bear... so... yup alone..lol.. with Bourbon 😂
The Halsey/Aidy/Kate skit had me laughing so hard! One time my Dad got me a birthday card that said I’d been “naughty” 😂 he didn’t get the sexual undertones 😩😂 I never let him know the gist of it, but my best friend and I couldn’t stop laughing!
waIT THAT WAS FUCKING HALSEY
ROFL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"You have hurt me today" wooooiiiiiii 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I'll never get over Seth and Bill's chemistry ♥️💕 #sethandstefon4eva
I would actually love to get a box of Ninja Turtles chocolate.
Leslie Jones is a legend
When she said she hated flowers, I said well then honey, send them to me. Yeah, they die. So do we. Whatever.
I know Hader isn’t a cast member any more, but Stefan needs to be featured as a recurring guest… or even a full episode with “Stefan” as host (Hader playing Stefan, with Stefan playing other characters in skits).
Leslie was on point woth the flowers. My husband knows to never get me cut flowers because you're basically just watching something slowly die!
So nice to see Leslie smiling. Love it.
For some reason Steffon is making me think of back in the good ol days, when Damon Wayans and David Alan Grier used to play those two gay movie critics "Antoine and Blaine" on In Living Color. I can definitely see Steffon sitting in between them. 😂
@Faith Ruckdeschel Steffon does have that "Men on Film" quality
Hated it.
Antoine: The next film we're reviewing is "Pretty Woman"
Antoine and Blaine: HATED IT!
Blaine: This one should have been called "A Fish Called Julia".
I loved their little 👒 s
Lol aw... I love Valentines though. When I was a kid my mom made it special. We’d go to sleep & wake up on Valentine’s Day to find a box of chocolates, a card & sometimes a stuffed animal or little gifts. She’d also use her lipstick to write on our bathroom mirrors, “We love you son.” Or something similar. I started making her valentines too (with glitter/construction paper) & if I didn’t fall asleep first I’d sneak into my parents room & leave it on her nightstand. I’m 33 now & happily married, but still remember to wish my mom a “Happy Valentines Day” every year. Yes as Kennan says, it’s for “lovers” (hate that word lmao) but it’s always nice to show some extra love to those around you. I love this SNL music video by the way. 😂
That’s a really sweet memory...thank you! I have similar ones with my mom throughout the years. Her name was Rose, so, of course, almost every fancy card I made her were decorated with drawings of roses and glitter and dried, pressed flowers! She saved them all in a beautiful box, and I have them now. Even at 18 years old, my daughter still makes gorgeous homemade cards with lovely sentiments inside, for me! It’s just one more way to say, “I love you”!!
Leslie Jones always makes me laugh so hard I nearly pee my pants. She is unbelievable! It is so sad my mom does not understand English, she would like her a lot.
I miss Leslie giving Colin 'The Business'. It was always in good fun, and besides, who doesn't enjoy watching Colin Jost blush lol
Bill Hader trying to keep his laughter in his the best thing ever 😂
How Leslie Jones thinks of flowers is exactly how I feel about them, too. They are such a pain for a few days of pretty.
The Christmas Stocking gift is my favorite: "You have hurt me today" hahahahaha, never. gets. old!!
I would like those TMNT chocolates tho
Go to your local CVS
My sons love those
Puts the chalk in chocolate
But they taste like CHALK 😱
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heroes in a Half-shell Turtle Power
Here we go,
Its the lean, green, ninja team
On the scene, cool teens doin' ninja things
So extreme, out the sewer, like laser beams
Get rocked with the Shell-shocked Pizza Kings
Can't stop these radical dudes,
The secret of the ooze made the chosen few,
Emerge from the shadows, to make their moves
The good guys win and the bad guys lose
Leonardo's the leader in blue
Does anything it takes to get his ninjas through
Donatello is a fellow, has a way with machines
Raphael has the most attitude on the team
Michelangelo, he's one of a kind,
And you know just where to find him when its party time
Master Splinter taught them every single skill they need
To be one lean, mean, green, incredible team
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Heros in a Half-shell
Turtle Power
*holding up Christmas stocking*
“You have hurt me today”
Sasheer's face when Taran is tickling her face killed me 1:43
Ikr
Stefan is one of my absolute favorite characters!!
A year later, now that I understand that the premise of Stefon is that not only are the clubs weird, but Bill Hader isn't necessarily told everything Stefon's going to say ahead of time and so it's the first time he's seeing some of it, we have now made history: this is the first time Stefon ever made me laugh.
CVS at 2:01. I know a woman who works at a European deli in Canada. She says men come in like this and grab anything last minute on Valentine's Day. They grab a card off the rack and a box of chocolates and call that a gift.
I've never see Stephon break character so much as he did during the skit around 5 minutes. 😂😂😂😂
They put the chalk in chocolate!!! 💘🍫🎲
Leslie Jones you ain't right. I can't ever keep a straight face when you come on.
I can’t. 😂😂. How do they keep straight faces the whole time?? was literally dying the whole time
Leslie's Flower facts were so accurate
I love Stefan. Bill Hader has become such a great actor too.
I love how Seth talks to Stefon like he’s scolding a puppy at 4:54 and 5:29
What's more nostalgic is that this was posted on February 14, 2020; when you could breath near someone in a crowded public space without a mask on. We were days away from 2020 being a sh*t year yet.
Leslie Jones and the steak joke...."like a little bitch"... that just killed me 😂😂😂
Stefon’s reaction after learning Seth is straight legit made me sad 😞 At least they got their happy ending later!
Wouldn't that mean that seth is actually bi?
@@izzieb.2926 maybe 🤷🏿♀️
OMG. Stefon’s second appearance!
“Take me”
“Gladly”
(This always happens to me, boy do I know how to pick em) The entire segment there between them was GOLD! Especially great when you realize that they ended up together after all. If you look closely at Seth’s desk on Late Night, there’s a tiny Russian Nesting Doll of Stefon wearing a bridal veil.
Yep! Sure is! I've been pursuing the comments looking to see if anyone commented about that and you're the only one I've found!!
Life Note:
Be sure if you get Leslie flowers, they better be alive in a pot! She scared me for a minute there. Just a big ol bag of death! ROFL
Ok the pharmacy one kills me and Leslie Jones I'm dying ! 😂😂😂
When Bill does Stephon, I’m pretty sure that Mulaney snuck some of these in based off his reaction.
They always changed the cards on him before filming live so he didn't know what was coming, that was the goof to see how bad they could get him to crack up. It was one of my top five favorite bits ever on SNL. miss those days!!! Hader is a national treasure!!
The fact that Bill Hader has to cover his face half of every Stefon sketch shows how amazing it is. Also the reason he laughs so hard is because the queue cards for Stefon are always completely random and Bill doesn’t see them till their live 😂
Its like I literally tense up when he says "New York's hottest club is...." just because his next words are either spontaneously hilarious or unexpectedly loud.😂😂
“You have hurt me today” 😂😂
"You can put your makeup in it" -almost every husband says this to his wife at some point during their marriage.
I feel the same way about flowers. I don't want a hospice bouquet to try and keep alive for a week.
Seth: Hi, Stefan how've you been?
Stefan: the same 😒😒
"It's a whole day about sex, romance, and sexy romance."
Damn...me and Leslie got the same taste in men😂😂😂
I’ve always thought Leslie Jones was in her late twenties or early thirties. I cannot believe how old she is. She looks absolutely stunning for her age. Wow…
She's old? I must look her up. You've heard the saying, "Black don't crack" right. Even in milky white people, fat in the cheeks keep you younger longer. Just depends on your genes. Also, an optimistic attitude keeps you looking younger that Gloomy Gus.
Okay, I looked her up. I thought she was in her thirties in these skits. Well all I can say is that Oil of Olay should be calling her up.
"I want a man who can grill a steak without cuttin into it to check if it's cooked, like a little bitch."
They nailed that CVS sketch. Me at work: "Yeah, its really good."😂😂
Leslie’s list is EVERYTHING!!!! Yes! Yes!
Also, I have such a girl crush on Halsey!😘😘😘
That damn song had me crying especially when Kenan came in 😂😂😂
Thanks to that song, next year I'm making Valentines Day as awkward as possible for every woman in my family.
Aside from hating avocados, Leslie described me to a T. Bout to slide in them DMs with a pic of a perfectly cooked steak like "what up, love" 😂
CVS Sex Dice? Didn't know my local pharmacy was so racy!
Happy Valentine's Day to all! Give someone a hug & kiss even if you're unattached.💋💘💙
The dice are G-rated.
@Billy Hoyle
To bad it wasn't a thirsty cop! 😂😂😂
But when I kissed a cop down on 45th & Vine he broke my little bottle of Love Potion #9.
@Billy Hoyle 😂
Cripes.. I spit my tea out laughing when they got to the 'Christmas Sock'
“You have hurt me today” hahahahahahahhhha
"Smells like an Israeli"
This is in fact the only stipulation of my Tinder profile
Have you ever smelled an Israeli? Soo good
I guess you could say, 'Israeli good!'
Shalom!!!!
1:55 Aww, Bobby, c'mon man. At least remove the "80% off" label.
"You have hurt me today." lmao
Leslie Jones omg...this is one of the funniest bits of hers I've ever seen.
A wise old turtle that looks like Quincy Jones 😂
This is the best acting I've ever seen from Leslie
9:45 "I just wanna spread you on my sammich"
"A man who likes flowers but don't sent send me none because I DON'T LIKE FLOWERS"
That's hella specific
I would love flowers in my house, but if they were planted in soil and alive, that would be perfect. Except he would have to tend them. I can keep kids and animals alive, but I am the angel of death to plants, even my tomatoes split, and my jalapenos turned red and rotted while they were still the size of a baby's finger. I think I got two batches of salsa before I gave up. Ideally, there would be flowers delivered to my house every week. Favorite colors: purple, orchid, lavender, pink. Red roses are nice too. Ease up on the yellow and peach. I have beautiful vases, so don't get suckered into the standard florist crap. Buy the chocolates from a good chocolatier, not the florist. As you can see, I don't ask for much.
Hey, I stay up until three am to bid on auctions for my husband's car model collection. I understand being selective and a bit obsessed. If I didn't think I would kill it, I would love a fifty-year-old miniature bonsai tree.
I thought Leslie Jones liked flowers, but only if it's weed.
Honestly the Bee Mine stuffed bear is so cute😭
"They really put the chalk in chocolate" 😂❤
And I love how you can see Bill occasionally break😂
Anybody that can make light or fun of their self has a good soul.