Very Dark Almost Black - Johnny Nice Painter, The Fast Show. Remastered [HD]

Funny sketch from the UK TV Series: The Fast Show.
Another Johnny Nice Painter Classic.
Starring... Charlie Higson and Arabella Weir.
Johnny Nice Painter Playlist:
• JOHNNY NICE PAINTER, P...

[@Thatswilliestime]

"Where are we sleeping tonight Mother... Father's grave?!

[@mattwillis9173]

My finest moment in RUclips commenting was coming across an ancient and earnest video regarding a British landscape painting competition.
“ Yes those shapes over there are very dark aren’t they” was the comment I left. Received no response and the video was taken down a day later.

[@markmarnell]

“We crawl on our knees towards our doom” He reduces the riddle of the Sphinx to one option. How wise is that?

[@garyblinston193]

I shall need to get the black out, one of the most random but funny lines ever.

[@JacksonTaylorandTheSinners]

This is great! English humor is hard to beat.

[@petehobson1054]

Always thought that Charlie Higson would have played an amazing psychopath in a thriller or horror.

[@Kraken54321]

"The gulls have plucked out my eyes!" 😂

[@aporue5893]

''BLACK!!!'' *kicks easel over*

[@lonewolfandcub668]

Exactly when the depression hits.
Perfectly understand

[@mcfcguvnors]

0:53 look at her face shes trying so hard not to laugh

[@nickhayes4169]

My daughter has just started painting, so I've introduced her to Johnny, she obviously loves them & is quoting them already, I think we better go home now Sophie ⚫ 😆😆 🖼 🎨 🖌

[@hexualdeviant]

You ent sin me. Roight?

[@thatoneguychad420]

Fast show. Literally the best.

[@johnlewis3358]

Black Paint Matters

[@kevinward3088]

No .....Johnny....NO !!!

[@misdangered4326]

Black paint month… black….

[@SyreshamPBS]

"Johnny....."

[@IMTHEBIGGESTCUNT]

Staithes, Yorkshire.. It used to be a lovely getaway. Still is. House prices are high….

[@paulbradley705]

I will show my painting group.

[@rogerramjet5302]

After watching the Tory leadership debate, Rooney vs Vardey and everything else going on in the world I came here for a bit of sanity and found it.

[@hanstoli6289]

I just cried. Wrestle talk sent me here.

[@mulliganprice3391]

Legendary

[@antonycharnock2993]

Drove past Staithes yesterday. This is all I can think off 😂

[@MicahlanBoney]

Black! All black!

[@robertjamesgreen]

arabella weir trying not to corpse

[@nickhayes4169]

She's excellent, no way secondary to Charlie in these wonderful sketches. Classic & wonderful acting, they must have had so much fun filming them.❤

[@misdangered4326]

Her corpse… Black!! Black with the decay of life’s futility…

[@davidsingleton1371]

Brilliant

[@discoder]

How did he never notice his own hat was black?

[@jefflinton]

Genius

[@ViralKiller]

She knows he's going to bump into some black eventually lol

[@3rdtonefromthesun]

That’s Staithes!

[@stuforty2]

lol classic 😂

[@uploaderofmonkeybath.mp4761]

Sounds so much like current 93

[@Tekdruid]

If I were a painter.

[@Eurobunneh]

Why do I get the feeling that was improvised to some degree?

[@longtallshorty5791]

Because it's unbelievably obvious.

[@TowelsKingdom]

You ain't seen me right?

[@kukumuniu5658]

I need this text please xD could someone add it?

[@iwannadrinkfromyourwideeye2635]

One of the funniest sketches ever 😂😂😂