The Fast Show Two painters on a bridge

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  • Опубликовано: 1 май 2024
  • Three short clips from series one of the Fast Show from around 1994. The clips feature Simon Day and Mark Williams as two painters on a bridge with Day telling anecdotes to Williams. Please note: I DO NOT OWN THE COPYRIGHT TO THESE CLIPS AND AM UPLOADING THEM UNDER FAIR USE.

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  • @flashtheoriginal
    @flashtheoriginal 2 года назад +45

    Bridge guy, Billy Bleach, Dave Angel, Tommy Cockles.....Simon Day, what a comedy talent

    • @GG-ml3vr
      @GG-ml3vr 2 года назад +3

      Was i t cold Was it fu'
      My favourite fast show moment,i still quote it to people,they've no idea what im on about but i piss myself

    • @robertsmith3672
      @robertsmith3672 2 года назад

      Simon s the best . The Mickey Lyons sketch unbeatable . (Not forgetting his Eggy bakery boo ) .

    • @jamescrompton541
      @jamescrompton541 Год назад +3

      Competitive dad

    • @markdziadulewicz6160
      @markdziadulewicz6160 Год назад +1

      @@jamescrompton541 brilliant

    • @A-small-amount-of-peas
      @A-small-amount-of-peas Год назад +1

      Shut it! Monkfish is his best character. Now all of you go put your knickers on and go and get me a cup of tea

  • @kevinhendon
    @kevinhendon 2 года назад +33

    The show was a LEGEND, bring it back. We all need this now.

  • @Landofnothing
    @Landofnothing 2 года назад +29

    "I can't do the accent" I admire his dedication to at least try doing the accent 😂

  • @stephen300o6
    @stephen300o6 Год назад +7

    Mark Williams is sublime in this.

  • @martijnwarmerdam8333
    @martijnwarmerdam8333 2 года назад +27

    "Freak of nature webbed hands" I have learned from this how effective adding irrelevant and pointless information to a joke makes it land better. But am I as funny as Simon Day? Am i f**k!

  • @michaelflint4159
    @michaelflint4159 8 месяцев назад +1

    I've been a decorator for 50 years. This is exactly the sort of shit we talk all day long.

  • @66marshallandrew
    @66marshallandrew 3 года назад +21

    Simon Day is an absolute genius and funny as F***

    • @Renzsu
      @Renzsu 3 года назад +4

      Paul Whitehouse mentioned in a video somewhere that Simon Day was one of the few who pretty much always managed to make him crack.

    • @182gary
      @182gary 3 года назад +2

      Get his book. Really good.

  • @CycolacFan
    @CycolacFan 3 года назад +18

    The fact that they’ve actually painted the bridge is a lovely touch.

  • @umyes5246
    @umyes5246 2 года назад +6

    Mark Williams input is genius 😂

  • @edwardhockenhull8698
    @edwardhockenhull8698 3 года назад +59

    The orange story was the first joke I remember telling. I was very young, maybe 8 or 9. Told it at dinner at my friends parents house... all was going well until... ‘could he f**k!’

  • @ZuluRomeo
    @ZuluRomeo 5 лет назад +37

    Luigi his name was. Welsh bloke.

    • @JanaJohnes
      @JanaJohnes 3 года назад +3

      Freak a' nature; webbed hands

    • @aronrhys4920
      @aronrhys4920 3 года назад +1

      🤣

    • @cloudsparrow7729
      @cloudsparrow7729 3 года назад +2

      lots of Luigis in Wales. They ran ice cream parlours, coffee shops and a lot came from the town of Bardi. Wales reminded them of home.

    • @JanaJohnes
      @JanaJohnes 3 года назад

      @@cloudsparrow7729 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏿

  • @mundih
    @mundih 3 года назад +7

    "You couldn't hear a pin drop"
    Hadn't noticed this before :D

  • @DODGETHISLUCAS8BIT
    @DODGETHISLUCAS8BIT 4 года назад +20

    “I tell you man I can make your beer cold man”! Lol

  • @ph0n1k
    @ph0n1k 10 месяцев назад +1

    Three of the best sketches froma show crammed with fantastic sketches

  • @roblloyd6082
    @roblloyd6082 4 года назад +6

    Did I enjoy the 2 adverts on RUclips b4 this fantastic vid......... did I f.........

  • @spoonerbooner
    @spoonerbooner 2 года назад +1

    I'd forgot this. Brilliant.

  • @redpillnibbler4423
    @redpillnibbler4423 3 года назад +10

    Spot on,blokes talking bollocks.

  • @tedgoodfellow9103
    @tedgoodfellow9103 2 года назад +1

    Priceless! Thanks, lads. Regards from Blighty :)

  • @bradleyturner8173
    @bradleyturner8173 3 года назад +7

    “Was it cold? Was it F..”

  • @srh444
    @srh444 3 года назад +1

    GENIUS!

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 5 лет назад +8

    This would had a good 5 minute TV show which in each episode, the bridge painter tells a series of stories.

  • @lincolnsimmonds7658
    @lincolnsimmonds7658 5 лет назад +12

    Still makes me laugh 😂

  • @kevinmckeever6163
    @kevinmckeever6163 3 года назад +4

    Simon Day fantastic !

  • @jrlakin370
    @jrlakin370 2 года назад +9

    The fast show was brilliant, way ahead of its time and hasn’t been bettered in my opinion. Little Britain wasn’t half as funny.

  • @TheGavinh32
    @TheGavinh32 4 года назад +1

    when he said did she go back to him , did she f gets me every time

  • @prodigal_son8454
    @prodigal_son8454 10 лет назад +8

    great video the 3rd one is my favorite

  • @jrlakin370
    @jrlakin370 2 года назад +6

    Simon day was the funniest in my opinion.

  • @rafalotreba6824
    @rafalotreba6824 4 года назад +5

    Seeing Paul so young and funny as always🙂

    • @Surv1ve_Thrive
      @Surv1ve_Thrive 2 года назад +2

      The bridge is called Paul. Nice fella.

    • @williem1710
      @williem1710 2 года назад

      Mickey’s funny too.

    • @GG-ml3vr
      @GG-ml3vr 2 года назад

      @@williem1710 And jimmy

    • @ZuluRomeo
      @ZuluRomeo Год назад

      @@williem1710 lovely bloke, always doin' that 🙆🙇 Freak of nature, no earlobes

  • @philipthompson430
    @philipthompson430 11 месяцев назад

    Class

  • @peterclare4062
    @peterclare4062 10 лет назад +1

    nice video

  • @gedrooney9305
    @gedrooney9305 2 года назад +1

    Brian Pern method acting, before the album ‘African spoons’ I believe

  • @EmSpro
    @EmSpro 4 года назад +2

    Arthur Weasley made a muggle friend!

  • @stephenhaywood5672
    @stephenhaywood5672 Год назад

    Proper comedy. Its actually funny 😂

  • @flippered9999
    @flippered9999 3 года назад +2

    typecast as Peterson from Red Dwarf...

  • @michaelwhisman
    @michaelwhisman Год назад

    What did he say???

  • @morghetoofun2979
    @morghetoofun2979 18 дней назад

    Luigi, Welsh bloke
    😂😂😂

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 лет назад +1

    4:32 Did she f... LOL

  • @MarkMiller-zm2th
    @MarkMiller-zm2th 5 лет назад +2

    Did he f&@? Haha

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 лет назад

    1:24 LOL

  • @alderaanic1042
    @alderaanic1042 2 года назад +1

    Micky Lyons...always doing that..lmao

  • @markwebster6018
    @markwebster6018 4 года назад +3

    Boro transporter bridge 👊

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 3 года назад +2

    Was it fu

  • @vksasdgaming9472
    @vksasdgaming9472 4 года назад +2

    Micky Lyons was right as doing that is nice.

  • @sienc74
    @sienc74 2 года назад

    Luigi his name was, Welsh bloke

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 лет назад +2

    1:48 3:12 4:32

  • @spindriftbeach6082
    @spindriftbeach6082 Год назад +1

    Ah Special Brew, brain cell destroyer 😁

  • @Lord_Skeptic
    @Lord_Skeptic 5 лет назад +4

    Do I fu

  • @kubek
    @kubek 9 лет назад +8

    Why aren't those sketches complete? I want to know how they end

    • @IanTaylorTravels
      @IanTaylorTravels 8 лет назад +23

      +kubek do you fuc....

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 6 лет назад +1

      In the old days, the BBC would not allow the 'F' word on television.

    • @MontytheHorse
      @MontytheHorse 5 лет назад +10

      Daniel Williamson they would in 1994. Cutting it off is part of the joke.

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 5 лет назад +1

      @@MontytheHorse There was one sketch in Series 1 which a character cussed the 'F' word, but it was censored in the broadcast and it was uncensored on the DVD.

    • @mccumiskey87
      @mccumiskey87 5 лет назад

      @@IanTaylorTravels Hahaha Like it Like it ;-)

  • @Ian-mj4pt
    @Ian-mj4pt 9 месяцев назад

    Transporter bridge 😅😅

  • @hemipemi
    @hemipemi 2 года назад +3

    Ironically his straight accent is more Aussie than his Aussie accent.

  • @verydirtyflow
    @verydirtyflow 7 лет назад +1

    0:19 wonder if that's a genuine coke snort

    • @aliomodo6258
      @aliomodo6258 6 лет назад

      Not unlikely for the times I guess! :)
      He was good though, drugs or no drugs.

    • @titaniumslug
      @titaniumslug 5 лет назад +1

      No. Its a nose scratch and normal sniff up (Because he's to macho to use a tissue). He does it again at 1:25

    • @DaveDexterMusic
      @DaveDexterMusic Год назад

      Acting.

    • @ZuluRomeo
      @ZuluRomeo Год назад

      was it fu--

  • @4002corbe
    @4002corbe 2 года назад

    ….. aand ‘e was to shawt !

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 6 лет назад +2

    The video is f...

  • @flashtheoriginal
    @flashtheoriginal 3 года назад +1

    And-a..... Ah cant do the accent....