If you pay attention to the gameplay, you can kind of see that the gameplay sort of reflects his emotional state, being calm and organised at the beginning and hectic at the end
What's the point of it all when you're building a wall and in front of your eyes it disappears? I agree with him that the story is weak and doesn't justify the graphics looking like they were made by the same people who brought you the cybertruck and the gameplay lacking intuitive checkpoints and there not being floor bosses or anything, I want video games to make me feel meaningful, not remind me that life has no meaning.
The only problem with the collectors edition is the fact that it costs all the human rights of everyone you have ever known or loved, 5 trillion dollars every nanosecond, 2 quintillion slaves, the universe itself and a 10 inch dick.
Thanks for the review man, I almost bought this game for $666 and 7 bit coins from a devil worshiper that tried to kidnap my baby, thank god I didn't go through with it.
Oh, so men can't wear bows now? Seriously, cease this bigotry. Square is into crossdressing. So what? He just happens to be bisexual and into drag. Now mind your own business and get off his case.
1 = 0.999999999…. "I love how simple it is - everyone understands what it says - yet how provocative it is, many people don't believe it could be true. It's also beautifully balanced. The left side represents the beginning of mathematics; the right side represents the mysteries of infinity." - Steven Strogatz
+MaxEk This. IMO, Trump jokes have already gotten older than George Bush jokes- maybe it's because the internet has a lot more people on it than it did in the early 2000s, but they just became stale and unoriginal really quickly.
I love this subtle social commentary on the entitlement of modern gamers as well as a look at the bias agenda driven critics that influence the industry. Also the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. #TetrisGate
yeah hi i want to lodge a complaint. i was promised that this game would only cost the assassination of donald trump but as it turns out it cost the assassination of an african man who is asking to be euthanized. talk about overpricing.
@@AdamBomb5794 1. Stop linking reddit outside of reddit so your comment should be on r/ihavereddit 2. That's not something you would put on r/iamverysmart, that's a subreddit for people thinking they are smarter and better than everybody else, I did never mention that 3. I was joking and if anything your comment would go on r/woooosh
And here I am buying this shit, for a cost of 6 bags of jenkum, a full-sized horse shit, a dog's chopped dick, and a head of a chicken, on the streets of africa where starving children lived, and I was like, maybe the starving children should eat this game
Fuck man this game cost me seven satanic blood sacrifices, a pre-op transvestite hookers testicles, kylie jenners real lips, a horse rectum and 37 fresh bottles of whale semen
This is the first video I've watched from you, and I can already tell that you deserve more than the amount of subs you have.....I'm subbing to you, and I'm gonna binge every one of your vids....
This review would have been use full before I sold my life, the entire galaxy and a partridge in a pair tree to the devil. *AND THE DEVIL GIVES NO REFUNDS!!!* So You Know what? Teetris is a 8/10 game
This video is actually pretty genius. Not only is it funny still to this day, but it does do a good job of being a satire loveless game reviewers who blame everyone else for problems.
WHEN I BOUGHT THIS GAME FOR MY SOUL, 3 QUADRILLION DOLLARS, MY COPY OF SHARK BOY AND LAVA GIRL, AND A BRAND NEW SEGA PLAYSTATION 3. I EXPECTED A GAME THAT WOULD AVENGE MY DEAD, USELESS CAT NAME BANANA PEEL
Dude you got it bad. Here I am having bought the game from my local public school for only 3 payments of dead skin cells and a lock of my hair. Still not worth it though tbh.
Where did you buy it now. Gamestop, Wallmart, EBGames, JcPenny, Burger King, from an Umbrella Salesman, from a Street Vendor? GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER WOMAN.
Liked, subscribed, turned notifications on, added to favorites playlist, shared with friends, shared with class, advertised on the streets, played on the radio, made a TV advertisement, hacked every printer in the world and made it print this, broke into the government and made the president announce that this video is a requirement to be watched, projected this video on the moon, changed the world's map to spell out this video's link...
50 Dollars at Target 100 Dollars at Wallmart 200 Dollars at GameStop 400 Dollars at EBGames 800 Dollars at JCPenny 1000 Dollars at Burger King 4000 Dollars from a Umbrella Salesman 40,000 Dollars at ??? 900,000 Dollars + a Blowjob at Farmersmarket His house, 1kg of PURE gold, 40 cows(?) and his son from a street vender would buy again 5/5
That fucking Mein Kampf joke. Holy shit
cmon it was nice magicrap xD
damn you were early
+MIDorAFK it was fucking brilliant lol
+MagikarpUsedFly Agreed man.
+MagikarpUsedFly yes it was it came so unexpected xD
the book is so much better than the movie.
still a better love story than twilight
+SlagLPs But is name is JOHN CENA!!!
+Arlano76 you only need a small loan of a million dollars to buy it
Yeah saw all the characters as Russian, movie took that away
Mein Kampf?
If you pay attention to the gameplay, you can kind of see that the gameplay sort of reflects his emotional state, being calm and organised at the beginning and hectic at the end
Bruhg
r/iam14andthisisdeep
WOKE.
SuiSunday ... coming from the kid with a wolf for his profile pic
@@SadToffee bruhg
Dude i wish you wrote my poem analyses im school
the joke that always get's me is when the price keeps going up
The store keeps changing, too.
yeah but the price is the specific part of the joke that gets me
AJSSPACEPLACE Exactly
I legitimately did a number 4 or myself because of laughter...
You've heard of going number 1 or 2 right?
You don't wanna know what number 4 is...
Yeah but the $400 from EB games one made me laugh even harder because its so true
Those who talk about how the storytelling is garbage haven't even read the manual description telling the story of THE man who arranges the blocks.
I am the man who arranges the blocks that are made by the men in Kazakhstan.
Cracks me up every time.
They come two weeks late
And they don't tesselate
But we're working toward Stalin's 5-year plan.
What's the point of it all when you're building a wall and in front of your eyes it disappears?
I agree with him that the story is weak and doesn't justify the graphics looking like they were made by the same people who brought you the cybertruck and the gameplay lacking intuitive checkpoints and there not being floor bosses or anything, I want video games to make me feel meaningful, not remind me that life has no meaning.
It seriously unironically annoys me that the colours for the Tetriminos are wrong.
The original Tetris was black and green
@@bloomingreyna or many colors for the NES version
Edit: but not as many as modren versions
The fuck did you call em
Same lmao
@@thonkingintensifies9510 the tetrominoes?
How do you scream this loud in a dorm and no one gets frightened..
Cause he is alpha, and no one complains about the alpha cause they were scared of him to begin with.
+Sam Adams Exactly... I think :PPP
+Frost Prime one word: exams :p
because he is in the basement from uberdanger :3
+Lets Nyu looool
You still gotta fight me in Tetris
OMG HAAAIIIIIIIIII
u suck at quickscoping
FEAST
hi hai
Ik haat Nederlanders
I liked the anime, the characters were so good and the story was amazing. The game is a complete downgrade
Of course how could I have forgotten about the masterpiece anime
Cory in the house
@@sachinchopra1393 ha ha ha
I enjoyed the Manga better in my opinion
Ppphhhh you didn't even see the manga, it's uncensored
tbh, the american remake is a tad better imo
This is quite possibly the greatest video on the internet
you didn't get the collectors edition or the DLC that's why the game is so bad
that one which gives guns to the blocks? for the price of 9 manisons and a group of kids kidneys?
kids'
He didn't buy the Tetris Effect Edition, it got all the problems fixed. Except for the Telekinesis.
The only problem with the collectors edition is the fact that it costs all the human rights of everyone you have ever known or loved, 5 trillion dollars every nanosecond, 2 quintillion slaves, the universe itself and a 10 inch dick.
He didn't get bop-it Tetris that's the problem here
What did it cost?
Darkk Mane: everything
*Correction:*
Darkk Mane: "Fuckin' EVERYTHING, you PIECE of SHIT!!!"
And his first born son.
Can you review any upcoming Tetris DLC?
It's in development, wait for league of titrice to come out
+Kiandymundi what about the 4K res support patches and nude skin mods
+Kiandymundi you and dark mane would be the perfect duo pls do a video one time :)
"Minecraft, inspired my Mein Kampf"
You wrote Mein Kampf?
DylanDude lol he sure did
@@andrewnesterov1528 No, he did not... 'Mein Kampf' is written by Anne Frank, you uncultured swine! ://
@@floris1912 Anne frank's greatest work, followed by the communist manifesto and a Charlie Brown Christmas
Thanks for the review man, I almost bought this game for $666 and 7 bit coins from a devil worshiper that tried to kidnap my baby, thank god I didn't go through with it.
Tyler Botkin lmao
Still interested fam? I got it right here for ya
Those graphics are next gen mate
Hey ya got games on ya phone?
That right Darkk Gabe said it so it must be true
+Gabe Newell gbae pls
Hahaha watch dogs is a good game (sarcasm)
+Gabe Newell +Darkk Mane
heard they were using it's engine in Dota 3
"teet tris"
fabulous job again, darkk mane
A Kang tit tris*
Teetris
4:10
Me: watching a funny review of tetris
My Brain:
🚨🚨T-SPIN SETUP ALERT🚨🚨
actually the same with me
My exact thought
Same
So often in this video this happened to me
Same
Wait, so the square was a girl all along??? Dat plot-twist.
Dun Dun Duuuuuuunn
that bow is obviously masculine!
Irene De la Barrera your Snapchat was mine all along?
Nah man, when he said that the whole cast was male. He meant it. So it's obviously a trap.
Oh, so men can't wear bows now? Seriously, cease this bigotry. Square is into crossdressing. So what? He just happens to be bisexual and into drag. Now mind your own business and get off his case.
i fucking love this channel
Same
Same
Shame.... :D
SAME
1 = 0.999999999….
"I love how simple it is - everyone understands what it says - yet how
provocative it is, many people don't believe it could
be true. It's also beautifully balanced. The left side represents the
beginning of mathematics; the right side represents the mysteries of
infinity." - Steven Strogatz
4 years later - still one of the best video ever
forgot the small loan of a million dollars joke :/
+ReunTeun well he had "3 payments of 300000$" so thats pretty close
No he decided to be original
+MaxEk This.
IMO, Trump jokes have already gotten older than George Bush jokes- maybe it's because the internet has a lot more people on it than it did in the early 2000s, but they just became stale and unoriginal really quickly.
+ReunTeun WHEN I BOUGHT THIS GAME FOR A SMALL LOAN OF A MILLION DOLLARS
I love this subtle social commentary on the entitlement of modern gamers as well as a look at the bias agenda driven critics that influence the industry.
Also the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
#TetrisGate
I'm surprised to see this be the first comment about it. I thought the social commentary was quite profound.
+0MikematicOnUTube0 He probably didn't actually have anything in mind and just made a shitty game review lol
+EagleLord117 Yeah, i'm expanding his meme with my own memes.
EagleLord117 no basically everything is a comment it's quite obvious and good as well as comedic genius
"who promised his magic beans would change my life"
That's because you bought Tetris instead of Puyo Puyo.
Or you buy Puyo Tetris
Puyo Puyo is fuckin legit.
lets hope the sequel lives up to the hype
I just now realized he says "NOW MATSU BUKKAKE" at 4:25... can't unhear it
W-What did you think he said?
Who dat
That's not how you pronounce bukkake...
@@Hafer_
Do you know how to pronounce bukkake?
Gear
I believe that you can just type that into google translate to hear it.
Note: I recommend typing it in English translating to Japanese.
next week the tetris game is going to be worth a billion dollars, calling it now
The best review I've seen ever in all over my fucking life!!!
wtf i live in spokane, when are we getting tetris elevators
does it become spookane during halloween
Man. Stop. Get some help
i want them too. SPOKANE ELEVATOR COMMITEE GO
The elevators are the blocks
they have been cleared by the I piece, soon, your landlord will state "Tetris" as a strip of 4 floors fall beside your building
(pls Pixels 2, pls)
3:20 Fun fact Tetra means four. Thats why all of the blocks are made with 4 squares
wikipedia says "A tetromino (tetris block) is a geometric shape composed of four squares, connected orthogonally"
@@tesukas maybe the word tetra comes from tetris.
Jk
R/wooosh
@@mygills3050 Damnit you beat me to it!
thomadash
>:)
Mane is like Magikarpusedfly and Dunkey in one compact package.
+SkyBlade79 Neah he isnt even close to dunkey
darkkmanr is like darkkmane and darkkmane combined.
+lolo lolo Check darkkmanr out guys....fuck me right.
+lolo lolo a good joke threwn to trash just because one typo
Jose Ignacip did you like my joke dood? I personally loved it.
AND DONT EVEN GET HIM STARTED ON THE TEETREUS DLC!!!
TWICE THE FUCKING VOWELS
$50 at Target, $100 at walmart, $200 at GameStop. I will not go further.
gamestop does make everything like 30 dollars more expensive.
@@esteban_osman Fortnite 30$, CSGO 30$ GTAV a small fortune
@@banosisbest4976 math checks out
Soooo....the street vendor was the best deal?
hi
im waiting for people to take this review seriously
+Derakkos~ i was about to buy this from my dog but now i know this game sucks
+Thiago Andrey it's rate 8 out of 10, must be good
yeah hi i want to lodge a complaint. i was promised that this game would only cost the assassination of donald trump but as it turns out it cost the assassination of an african man who is asking to be euthanized. talk about overpricing.
well I guess you have to wait forever 😐
+Derakkos~ and you didn't take it seriously?!?! who wouldn't??? xD
I love how the price keeps going higher and the quality of the shop keeps going down
@@AdamBomb5794 1. Stop linking reddit outside of reddit so your comment should be on r/ihavereddit
2. That's not something you would put on r/iamverysmart, that's a subreddit for people thinking they are smarter and better than everybody else, I did never mention that
3. I was joking and if anything your comment would go on r/woooosh
@@AdamBomb5794 how tf would that be an r/iamverysmart
@@jamesthewas315 why did you delete it?
It started at target first though
U just got scammed big time by Matsuducky , i just bought this game for 2 fingernails and a cheetoh at Domino's.
DAMMIT SINGED,I BOUGHT THE GAME FROM IKEA MOLESTATION CENTER FOR 2 TESTICLES AND 3 POOPED CATS,SEEMS LEGIT.DAMMIT SINGED U GOT SXKAMQEDD
I downloaded that game:D
+Dragonhover -:- dude if u have to copy from other guys correct the mistakes pls..
And here I am buying this shit, for a cost of 6 bags of jenkum, a full-sized horse shit, a dog's chopped dick, and a head of a chicken, on the streets of africa where starving children lived, and I was like, maybe the starving children should eat this game
Fuck man this game cost me seven satanic blood sacrifices, a pre-op transvestite hookers testicles, kylie jenners real lips, a horse rectum and 37 fresh bottles of whale semen
Nah bro, it's been 7 years and that Mein Kampf joke still cracks me up💀
This is the first video I've watched from you, and I can already tell that you deserve more than the amount of subs you have.....I'm subbing to you, and I'm gonna binge every one of your vids....
I cried of laughter at the end, literally. It had been a long time since a RUclips video made me laugh like that, so thanks man.
I gotta be honest Dark, this was fucking amazing
Man, how could you forget the ending of this game? Yeah, the story is not that much, but, the ending where the T piece dies is so heartbreaking.
You could have at least said spoiler alert!
Are we talking about No Mans Sky here?
Yes
Mr Kuskety nah dude, Tetris is way better than that. At least you can specify the gender of some characters you meet in this game.
Can't be. He published this before No Man's Sky came out. But it's still a pretty effective satire.
xethified woosh
Its almost as if Darkk Mane is channeling his inner IGN reviewer.. huh
+Nonon Nation Liked for Nonon
+Nonon Nation ew
Nobody:
Darkk Mane: tEa-tRis
teet-tris
Holy shit this is one of your best videos. Please never change Dark Mane.
I hate vowels in titles of my games
VVVVVV is the only good game
Joecool0856 yeah thats why i only play Lg f lgnds nowadays
@@Appleanimations the only one who has 5 vowels in their name is you
Then you'll like tf2
When I can keep watching a video over and over every couple of weeks and I still laugh at every single joke in it, you know it's a good video
This video is so under appreciated
One of if not the funniest video I have ever found
Took me a sec to realize this wasn’t real💀
probably 5 seconds
I think people would’ve figured out by 0:17
Turbo Flareon I love my super smash bros for Samsung fridge and elevator, what do you mean?
TFW nah man, it’s all about tekken for the calculator
Turbo Flareon is that a joke I'm too poor to understand?
This review would have been use full before I sold my life, the entire galaxy and a partridge in a pair tree to the devil.
*AND THE DEVIL GIVES NO REFUNDS!!!*
So You Know what?
Teetris is a 8/10 game
This is actually deep af
no its not
to be fair, troon isnt trying to out smart any of us
This is my favorite video by darkmane fucking hilarius
It's actually 250 at GameStop
Fuck I wanted to get this shit for christmas. Looks like im just going to have to play that shitty version from the 80s smh.
And you still only get $3.44 cents in store credit when you sell it back
With the limited features, this doesn't seem quite like a finished game. More like a m-m-m-m-mi-m-m-M-M-MINIG-M-M-M-MINIGAME!
Little did we all know, Tetris is Russian.
oh no! it was cyka blyat all allong
Well that doesn’t really explain the rip off of mein kampf
@@adrienneadams7758 it was a rip-off of minecraft witch ripped-off main kampf
For people who think this is a joke comment, Tetris was originally made in Soviet Russia.
Can't wait for him to rewiev pong,it is gonna be hallarious
when you live in Spokane Washington
Cooper Bryan how's the elevator edition?
i live 30 minutes away from it so i basically live there
509 boy!
This is my single favorite video on the internet
Even 6 years later this is a classic, always makes me laugh.
Look on the bright side...
No matter what you do, you'll reach the top one day.
This is so fuckin good. How have I not heard of this guy before
+Drew Peterson ikr me too
maybe u dont play lol?^^'
i do but i just found this guy recently
Chan Vue said maybe :3
"You know what else I hate, look at that, look at that!" (proceeds to show practically nothing)
^ That part is underrated a.f. Had me in stitches. XD
OH NO THEY MADE A SEAQUEL TO TEETRIS, TETRIZ!
im from spokane and I can confirm tetris is in a few elevators
Left this video in tears what has this channel become it was horribly hilarious I can’t stop laughing help
"what kind of game doesn't have a good story"
*laughs in mario odyssey*
Or cries in Mario Odyssey
I live in Spokane Washington and I can confirm I have played Tetris in a couple lifts
Can confirm.
@@ghostocado2158 Yes
He said “lift” he’s a British spy someone get this man out
This video is actually pretty genius. Not only is it funny still to this day, but it does do a good job of being a satire loveless game reviewers who blame everyone else for problems.
glad that Pong was released 3 months ago. This game is perfection. °J°
WHEN I BOUGHT THIS GAME FOR MY SOUL, 3 QUADRILLION DOLLARS, MY COPY OF SHARK BOY AND LAVA GIRL, AND A BRAND NEW SEGA PLAYSTATION 3. I EXPECTED A GAME THAT WOULD AVENGE MY DEAD, USELESS CAT NAME BANANA PEEL
Dude you got it bad. Here I am having bought the game from my local public school for only 3 payments of dead skin cells and a lock of my hair. Still not worth it though tbh.
+Brobama Dude, you had it easy. Most people have to pay others to take their copy of Shark Boy and Lava Girl away from them.
+WingManWren I'm sorry you had to do that to get a shit game like teetrus
WingManWren as long as i get to use kitchen gloves with sharks and some lava on them. :)
Brobama Sure, but it might hurt me a bit
I've been coming back to this video over and over again since it came out. That's the definition of quality content right there.
This changed my life
leaving out the YELLOW GUY tsk tsk NITHIN.
"the graphics are garbage"
*tetris effect: heh.*
Where did you buy it now.
Gamestop, Wallmart, EBGames, JcPenny, Burger King, from an Umbrella Salesman, from a Street Vendor?
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER WOMAN.
And the local farmer's market
I love how the price keeps going up
Liked, subscribed, turned notifications on, added to favorites playlist, shared with friends, shared with class, advertised on the streets, played on the radio, made a TV advertisement, hacked every printer in the world and made it print this, broke into the government and made the president announce that this video is a requirement to be watched, projected this video on the moon, changed the world's map to spell out this video's link...
this should be something that people always type in the comments
He needs to do more of these reviews XD
The game takes place in Russia, not Tetris Land.
Actually it takes place in the alternative universe with an alternate time line which was retconned in the Mein Kampf series.
This is the first video I've seen from you and I hesitate to watch any more because I am now stuck permanently replaying this masterpiece.
I put this video on and just listened to it and wondered if it was a review about Tetris, or *No mans sky*
So this is what people expect from video games these days.
This feels like a cartoon reviewer video
50 Dollars at Target
100 Dollars at Wallmart
200 Dollars at GameStop
400 Dollars at EBGames
800 Dollars at JCPenny
1000 Dollars at Burger King
4000 Dollars from a Umbrella Salesman
40,000 Dollars at ???
900,000 Dollars + a Blowjob at Farmersmarket
His house, 1kg of PURE gold, 40 cows(?) and his son from a street vender
would buy again 5/5
Do you even T-Spin, bro?
I don't know why this was recommended to me 2 years after it was uploaded, but I am so glad that it was.
this is infuriating
keep up the good work!
The fact he made this back when Tetris was still the best selling game of all time makes it infinitely funnier
Two years later and this video is still one of my favourites of all time
lmfao Mein Kampf you would get arrested here xD
+Zahlenteufel1 no he wouldnt wtf
+MsNero05 i think he is in germany so
+MsNero05 yes He Would. He is obviously german...
+Mandu Gara i am from Germany, and i dont think you' get yourself arrested for this. WE are joking about hitler all the Time, so yeah.
***** there now is actually a legal Version in germany with comments on it
Look it up its really fucking big
Tetris would totally get me a girlfriend... hehe...
Definitely.
pentix is fun.
Yeah... I use it to build something long enough to overcompensate for my ****.
What's up, cutie~?
Dan Kruse i
I love this. The gameplay gets worse and worse as he gets angrier. Poetic.
I can confirm on the installation of Tetris in spokane washington elevators
DUDE.... You didn't even finish the game! How can you review it??? Keep playing, it really opens up around lvl 90 or so.
this is the best video ive ever seen on youtube. please keep uploading stuff like this I died laughing multiple times
6:15 tfw you get so angry you build a middle finger out of tetriminos
Holy fuck he actually did.
Hold the fuck up Spokane was mentioned somewhere, I live just south of it
I live just west I'm in Cheney hbu?
This is one of the best satire pieces on the internet
cyberpunk release (2020)