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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @m.jamesmcmullen4116
    @m.jamesmcmullen4116 20 дней назад +160

    Genuinely think you may have saved this woman's life

    • @Heathcoatman
      @Heathcoatman 2 дня назад

      Nah, she'll be with the same type of guy 2 weeks after she dumps him. Then in ten years after 5 of these same guys she'll tell everyone "All men are losers"

    • @m.jamesmcmullen4116
      @m.jamesmcmullen4116 День назад

      @@Heathcoatman yeah totally dude maybe you'll be one of them. fingers crossed.

  • @thisisarianna
    @thisisarianna 21 день назад +110

    “No, I’m not flirting with you-I’m trying to hurt your feelings” followed by “Sir, just so you know, no offense” several minutes later 😂

  • @amandapatrick827
    @amandapatrick827 21 день назад +121

    This is the best intervention I've ever seen! 😂😂

  • @alyssaswann8026
    @alyssaswann8026 21 день назад +157

    jordan’s social work degree coming out 😂

    • @billepperson2662
      @billepperson2662 20 дней назад

      She was a social worker?

    • @bluemask6361
      @bluemask6361 20 дней назад +3

      Oh my god, does she have one? Some of the shit she just said was like, hm. You’ve really helped vocalize a lot about why I had my nervous breakdown!

    • @woo1818
      @woo1818 8 дней назад

      @@billepperson2662 no she has a degree in philosophy

  • @J0eBl0e
    @J0eBl0e 21 день назад +130

    "sir... sir... just so you know... no offense" dead on the floor

    • @AJohnSmith
      @AJohnSmith 20 дней назад +3

      Hilarious bc it literally happened to her! 😂

  • @TylerHartLaw
    @TylerHartLaw 21 день назад +92

    She needed to hear that. Out there doing the Lord’s work. Bless you Jordan! 🤘🏼

  • @tgchubbs
    @tgchubbs 20 дней назад +64

    One of the wildest things I've seen at a comedy show. Best set ever

  • @inkonpaperhero
    @inkonpaperhero 20 дней назад +40

    love the constant jabbing at the subcultures. "you're not that punk, my friend who is more punk than you, hardcore is harder than punk" so good lmao

  • @poe_more_please
    @poe_more_please 21 день назад +70

    Alternative title: a punk man gets roasted for 11 minutes straight

    • @Eyecyou64
      @Eyecyou64 21 день назад +21

      This man is not punk, he's homeless

  • @Nick_J_
    @Nick_J_ 20 дней назад +40

    “A canvas tent by the river” is CRAZY lmaooo

  • @Littion1
    @Littion1 20 дней назад +43

    Looks like I owe you $150 - I literally got a divorce this year from this exact situation 😅 wish you’d been there to tell me this ten years ago 😂

    • @user_kH9bw3ns1
      @user_kH9bw3ns1 19 дней назад +3

      daaaayum! well, you made me crack a smile: wish u the best!

  • @brandoncornwell52
    @brandoncornwell52 13 дней назад +6

    This advice from Jordan is 100% guru quality gold. And frickin hilarious. I love her crowd work and I hope she skyrockets to the top of the comedy game. Love her

  • @ChandlerSavage
    @ChandlerSavage 20 дней назад +24

    Jordan being the wise aunt and dispensing live-saving wisdom to that girl.

  • @floydargue
    @floydargue 20 дней назад +47

    "You made a mistake with your life!"
    I hope something got through. Jordan, you're awesome.

  • @KrakoaForAll
    @KrakoaForAll 20 дней назад +53

    that poor dude in the beanie center frame lmao

  • @KrakoaForAll
    @KrakoaForAll 20 дней назад +23

    jordan bullying an ian stand-in for 11 minutes straight

  • @vannahloveforever
    @vannahloveforever 20 дней назад +20

    I hope that dude was tough enough to say "she's right you know...about everything"

  • @johnl5525
    @johnl5525 20 дней назад +18

    Jordan, you won your ticket to The Good Place for real with just this one. My respect.

  • @itssamiyo
    @itssamiyo 20 дней назад +12

    Honestly, thank you for telling her. She had to hear it.

  • @NotYourUsualSajib
    @NotYourUsualSajib 20 дней назад +13

    How? HOW do you ask the same questions and say the same things I'm thinking?! Love your comedy, love you, period.

  • @collinwarrick1785
    @collinwarrick1785 20 дней назад +9

    Disembodied JJ voice is somehow funnier 😂

  • @donsyoutubechannel2955
    @donsyoutubechannel2955 21 день назад +18

    Hilarious! Jordan's more punk than your husband and "understands the game". lol

  • @hji123
    @hji123 20 дней назад +11

    Jensen for real adopted that girl and gave real motherly advice.

  • @whitestoneandy797
    @whitestoneandy797 18 дней назад +6

    Once I heard 30 and 37, I gave up on them 😅 they are doing late teens/early 20s nonsense behaviors in their 30s.

  • @isislepord23
    @isislepord23 20 дней назад +21

    Jordan is my new guru! That was pure magic, that whole transaction.

  • @person2200
    @person2200 20 дней назад +22

    You could tell Jordan wasn’t joking at all lol. I know guys like that (and I’m sure she does to), total losers who get pleasure out of finding a younger, naive girl of a higher status and brainwashing them down to his level to think he’s super cool and brilliant.

    • @infinite-sadness
      @infinite-sadness 8 дней назад

      I mean he’s only 3 years older and they’re in their 30’s

  • @chadbarr5365
    @chadbarr5365 20 дней назад +4

    Another Christmastime crowdwork miracle from JJ!

  • @joehilton9303
    @joehilton9303 20 дней назад +11

    Boy😮 I've made a shit load of bad choices, but I'm not living in a tent 😢.

  • @rickyricky8888
    @rickyricky8888 20 дней назад +4

    i had to pause it and take a lap half way through this, great video jordan

  • @ImTheDudeOfDudes
    @ImTheDudeOfDudes 20 дней назад +8

    Yo, really enjoying youre uploading longer stuff. Huge fan of the shorts and the specials you put out. This is a good move. Keep it coming!

  • @daize8335
    @daize8335 21 день назад +11

    Jordan doing God’s work fr

    • @Rizza.
      @Rizza. 21 день назад +3

      for real lmfao

    • @AJohnSmith
      @AJohnSmith 20 дней назад +4

      Bussin, no cap, on god, frfr

    • @Rizza.
      @Rizza. 20 дней назад

      @AJohnSmith true

  • @allpowafull
    @allpowafull 21 день назад +35

    I came here from Instagram because it sounds like a crazy story.

    • @MarilynJ.
      @MarilynJ. 21 день назад +2

      Same 😂

    • @richardlopez2932
      @richardlopez2932 20 дней назад

      ​@MarilynJ. I thought I would write more of a response, but I lost momentum.
      Sort of like how Christoher Nolan movies seem to age a lot faster the more recent they are. Following is very rewatchable. Is Interstellar?
      No. It doesn't matter at all, except how many 100s of millions of human/dollars are spent on movie tickets, dvds, new devices, camera building, various electronics, t shirts, singularity-implant maintenance....

    • @kw9859
      @kw9859 20 дней назад

      Same!

    • @bamgrok
      @bamgrok 20 дней назад

      Lol

    • @ChristopherHayles
      @ChristopherHayles 20 дней назад

      Same. Didn't disappoint.

  • @deserecharles8688
    @deserecharles8688 7 дней назад

    She just saved that girls life.

  • @zuzubaloo
    @zuzubaloo 20 дней назад +3

    this was a great show! the waiter came and bothered me with a question about the check right as she was wrapping up and then she yelled at me a bit, but nothing like the destruction she layed on this dude.

  • @SarahRodems
    @SarahRodems 20 дней назад +2

    Holy shit Jordan is out here doing the good work.
    Also when I see her next year I'm going to make sure I don't sit near the stage, I have too much shit going on. 😂

  • @DeemMalicious
    @DeemMalicious 20 дней назад +2

    You're the man, Jordan! I love you.

  • @jamespage4809
    @jamespage4809 20 дней назад +2

    Jordan completely leaving the stage during her set is so on-brand.
    I do kind of wish we could see what she was doing in the first bit, but you just can't beat the shot of the empty stage with 'Jordan wandered off into the crowd' for over two solid minutes!

  • @elizabethbasta7903
    @elizabethbasta7903 20 дней назад +2

    I've watched this 3x already. Just brilliant. ❤😂

  • @gX23x
    @gX23x 4 дня назад

    She just saved a life

  • @deepthought1987
    @deepthought1987 20 дней назад +2

    Nah, jordan is right on this

  • @lfwalrus
    @lfwalrus 20 дней назад +10

    “We gotta worry about her right now”
    She’s the one with the rich family, he’s the one with the tent

  • @seanys
    @seanys 20 дней назад +1

    Jordan just out here doing the important work.

  • @jamessparkes7453
    @jamessparkes7453 20 дней назад +3

    Couple coming in, expecting the funnies and distraction, leaving with doubts about their life choices and marriage.

  • @Budrica
    @Budrica 20 дней назад +5

    Of COURSE he's 7 years older than her OF COURSE, I'm surprised it's not 11 or 15 years older though

  • @dextergray1670
    @dextergray1670 20 дней назад +15

    You can’t save stupid. I know it’s fun to just blame the guy but someone who makes life choices like that, it’s not about their partner. She will replace him with some other stupid decision

  • @Somethingpolicysomething
    @Somethingpolicysomething 20 дней назад +9

    Is Jordan bipolar Dr. Phil?

  • @gregshaw325
    @gregshaw325 13 дней назад

    I couldn't have said it any better myself. I'd watch that Miserable Lifetime movie for sure

  • @jessie.frankie.whatever
    @jessie.frankie.whatever 10 дней назад

    "No offense." HAHAHAHA

  • @scribbleshrimp
    @scribbleshrimp 20 дней назад +2

    You saved that girls life lol

  • @Adjagi_SfMfBay_Co3
    @Adjagi_SfMfBay_Co3 20 дней назад +3

    Jordan Jensen outcheer with a brilliant and much needed intervention effortlessly shot from the hip without a bush beat around- 👏 I’ve watched damn near all your non podcast vids and you are the only name in the GOAT conversation (women’s singles/irl club trenches division/Syd and Olivia (unparalleled YT shorts/sketchcom game you would appreciate) are the current doubles champs imo).

    • @JayRoKs1811
      @JayRoKs1811 20 дней назад

      why do you sound like a sports broadcaster lmao

  • @romanval69
    @romanval69 17 дней назад

    This crowd work is next level!

  • @courtneytucker6705
    @courtneytucker6705 20 дней назад

    Maybe the best crowd work I've ever seen 😂 girl if you see this, run!!!

  • @Azure888
    @Azure888 19 дней назад +1

    Jordan Jensen: Intervention😂

  • @steelers530yc8
    @steelers530yc8 21 день назад +6

    Jordan! Jordan! Jordan!

  • @Francis_Tripopoli
    @Francis_Tripopoli 20 дней назад +2

    It’s not the Molly, it’s the meff

  • @CertifiedSkank
    @CertifiedSkank 20 дней назад

    This is so good that I’m rethinking my own life.

  • @philipgoldenstein8247
    @philipgoldenstein8247 19 дней назад

    I love you! Mfkng hilarious!😂

  • @seizinrbow90
    @seizinrbow90 20 дней назад +7

    I bet that was a fun car ride home. Lol.

    • @floydargue
      @floydargue 20 дней назад +20

      Car? Context has me thinking walk for this one. 😅

    • @AndrewSpriter
      @AndrewSpriter 20 дней назад

      @@floydargue instead of a car ride home, they have a blow up argument while flying back to their tent on an LSD trip

    • @For_The_Watch
      @For_The_Watch 20 дней назад

      Home = van

  • @whitestoneandy797
    @whitestoneandy797 18 дней назад +2

    That girl at 33 👧 🪞 💀

  • @aaronhughes113
    @aaronhughes113 15 дней назад

    "Is your dad dead? Can I call him?" 8:43

  • @rascaltuff
    @rascaltuff 13 дней назад

    every crust punk origin story. the years start comin and they don’t start comin

  • @true_plays_games
    @true_plays_games 20 дней назад

    Jordannnn don’t go all coffee brain dude 😂

  • @trashfriends911
    @trashfriends911 21 день назад +8

    early as hell love u jordan

  • @charlesatwork
    @charlesatwork 9 дней назад

    Jordan ur a genius

  • @cowboy5826
    @cowboy5826 5 дней назад

    The divorce part confuses me

  • @bunnycrazygirl
    @bunnycrazygirl 20 дней назад

    this is glittering bro

  • @earlofcockgobblingshire3666
    @earlofcockgobblingshire3666 20 дней назад +23

    Hell yeah dude. Straight edge hardcore is the only punk that exists. It's not rebellious or cool to just rot away drunk in a gutter, you have to actually make a difference in the world and focus

    • @drinkinouttacups2665
      @drinkinouttacups2665 20 дней назад +1

      RAC exists pleighboi

    • @user_kH9bw3ns1
      @user_kH9bw3ns1 19 дней назад +1

      it's rebellious to be the opposite of key players in your life who actively participate and endorse evil machinations. For sure it's sad to be whack

    • @realGBx64
      @realGBx64 18 дней назад +1

      Strait edge let’s gooo🎉

    • @LeftyRighty123
      @LeftyRighty123 11 дней назад

      That ain't punk, that's conformist, which all those former punks became the corporate mouthpieces.

    • @drinkinouttacups2665
      @drinkinouttacups2665 10 дней назад +1

      @@LeftyRighty123 nothing more nonconformist than RAC PLEIGHBOI ✋️

  • @nastyrobmiddleearthproduct9027
    @nastyrobmiddleearthproduct9027 18 дней назад +1

    The guy with the beanie and glasses is on mushrooms, or something that is keeping him from reacting normally and he is constantly rubbing his face and neck! He is somewhere else and I can't believe that Jordan hasn't been all over this dude!

  • @Ridley_Lockhart
    @Ridley_Lockhart 20 дней назад +2

    3:15 "is there any race mixed in?"

  • @Jordan8x
    @Jordan8x 12 дней назад

    This is gold

  • @lindseymoe1358
    @lindseymoe1358 20 дней назад +4

    If yall are tryna see the tent, send us 150 bucks 😂

  • @stevenfranks3131
    @stevenfranks3131 20 дней назад +1

    "Just a white guy with blaccent???" 😅

  • @badadm-bp9qr
    @badadm-bp9qr 20 дней назад +1

    Rips on guy for whole set, no offence hahahaha

  • @maycontainnuts3127
    @maycontainnuts3127 21 день назад +3

    i love jordan so much i wish she was a lesbian

  • @codyclem1325
    @codyclem1325 5 дней назад

    Did anyone hear what the "Evil jobs" were?

  • @marcoapdias
    @marcoapdias 20 дней назад +1

    Just wild!

  • @user-yt4hs4sw6d
    @user-yt4hs4sw6d 4 дня назад

    I’m not flirting with you I’m trying to hurt your feelings 😂

  • @ZombieDFTBA
    @ZombieDFTBA 20 дней назад +1

    Amazing stuff off top

  • @mikeschmidt8256
    @mikeschmidt8256 20 дней назад +2

    Fearless

  • @lushrimbaughiii
    @lushrimbaughiii 10 дней назад

    Not Jordan pausing her comedy show to save a life

  • @kubatomczyk1801
    @kubatomczyk1801 20 дней назад

    When are you in Toronto?

  • @murphraven
    @murphraven 18 часов назад

    I was at this show. So funny

  • @asynchronicity
    @asynchronicity 20 дней назад +2

    Where is this?

  • @colinreuter
    @colinreuter 20 дней назад

    Holy shit this ruled

  • @gravyoverpotatos
    @gravyoverpotatos 20 дней назад +1

    🔥🔥🔥

  • @wolfstatus
    @wolfstatus 20 дней назад +1

    ❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @12bladedfpv10
    @12bladedfpv10 19 дней назад

    *when really hits hard

  • @Lectric_Mud
    @Lectric_Mud 20 дней назад +1

    Show me better crowd work than this I dare you

  • @ampdals
    @ampdals 12 дней назад

    She's more punk than he is

  • @kubatomczyk1801
    @kubatomczyk1801 20 дней назад

    Your great.

  • @simon_969
    @simon_969 7 дней назад

    Evil is in the hair and eyes apparently

  • @TheMCEnthusiastPlays
    @TheMCEnthusiastPlays 21 день назад +14

    im so early it feels like im there

    • @tboneshake
      @tboneshake 21 день назад

      did she walk past you?

  • @Koalalambor
    @Koalalambor 20 дней назад

    Poor guy.

  • @Hylss
    @Hylss 20 дней назад

    Why do people wear hats indoors?

  • @cariiinen
    @cariiinen 17 дней назад +2

    No offense XD

  • @carolinemonique4832
    @carolinemonique4832 20 дней назад

    When is youtube gonna give me gif comments? I need the Shia LaBeouf forceful slow clap rn.

  • @odraheim
    @odraheim 20 дней назад

    come to toronto

  • @earlofcockgobblingshire3666
    @earlofcockgobblingshire3666 20 дней назад +1

    What are we doin

  • @tobias1984io
    @tobias1984io 19 дней назад +1

    yo this saved me from being a VERY manipulative 40 year old’s girlfriend thanks JJ

  • @MSordernature
    @MSordernature 20 дней назад

    Weak title. It should be something like "I save a kidnapped daughter of evil lesbians"
    Also, I saw a guy have "Writer. Journalist. Punker" on LinkedIn - which is the least punk thing you could do, have a LinkedIn.