Trenton Lusk I almost regretted not mixing it so that the parrot was there to “punt some cunts,” but I liked the story of the parrot just straight up playing special teams.
Went to a Tears for Fears concert in Hollywood a few nights ago and all I could think of is “One creature who has survived is Tears for Fears. Critics said they rock, they were wrong.” Well those critics were wrong because here I am years later and they still sound like they did back in the eighties.
Well we picked up a PARROT--we were in bad need of one--and um, he didn't really have to learn any plays or anything, so he was gonna catch punts that night. That parrot came in and started meeting some of the guys, was... BEAUTIFUL parrot. And, um, it was a little peculiar. He was supposedly a good parrot, so what? And he just put his MAN up there, in the locker, and uh, someone asked him if he was just gonna leave him there the whole game, he said [in a falsetto] 'SURE HE'LL JUST SIT THERE THE WHOLE GAME.' Well, that parrot dropped the first punt, and they never put him back in, so obviously, uh, he was gonna get the axe; it was a one night stand in New Orleans. When we went back in the dressing room, after the game was over, that MAN was DEAD in the, in the locker up there. lol. mansauce.
A show on NPR covered this story in the past couple weeks while I was listening with my mom. It took all my efforts not to say "it just SaT there the WhOle game"
How have I only discovered this now?! This is amazing. I never thought anyone would make a YTP of classic NFL films. The Saints of the 70s are perfect for this sort of thing
My dad used to take me to Saints games when I was a kid. One time, I actually got an autograph from Juujuubee Dumbass. Just walked right up to me and displayed his genitals. I've been loosing Blue's Clues ever since.
This brings back so many memories. I remember watching Markan Markans with my pop(r.i.p.) He was so pissed when John Gilliam took it up the ass. Pops always loved football. Thanks for this
Thanks for poisoning the collector's market, Noisepuppet. After you made this video, the price of first-edition Jujube Dumbass cards shot up threefold.
Thank goodness in her Saints fandom, my brother's ex wife lost that on the shuffle of the divorce.among his stuff. I think she even had one of the moment John Gilliam-numnumnum took the opening kickoff up the ass.
I remember this era. All my friends at school were 49ers or Cowboys fans, even though I grew up near New Orleans! I’d wear their gear, and get weird looks. Not anymore. ⚜️
***** Kinda true, too. I grew up during the Archie Manning era, and the Saints were so bad that we kinda rooted for the Oilers on a secondary or backup basis. If we couldn't have much local pride, then at least we could try for some regional pride. Then we actually got some Oilers hand-me-downs after they were pretty much spent and used up (Earl Campbell, Ken Stabler, Bum Phillips). Saints fans therefore were sort of Oilers fans.
Making a YTP is basically just creating a jumbled impression of another universe that actually functions exactly like that, when you think about it. For more information, refer to my paper on YTP and its relation to the futility of choice, the vastness of the multiverse, and the beautiful parrot who infamously dropped that punt while a man rotted away in the locker.
Yet playing every quarter as if they suck long ones. Talk about dedication! No wonder Saints fans are Oilers fans, getting high all game, every game. An ideal situation.
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Jujubee Dumbass is the best name I've ever heard.
The idea of a parrot dropping a punt is incredible
Trenton Lusk I almost regretted not mixing it so that the parrot was there to “punt some cunts,” but I liked the story of the parrot just straight up playing special teams.
@@noisepuppet also, the parrot leaving a man to die in a locker.
Fucking brutal.
noisepuppet it still would've been hilarious either way
Went to a Tears for Fears concert in Hollywood a few nights ago and all I could think of is “One creature who has survived is Tears for Fears. Critics said they rock, they were wrong.” Well those critics were wrong because here I am years later and they still sound like they did back in the eighties.
One creature who has survived, is Tears for fears. Critics said they rock. They were wrong.
everybody wants to rule the world
I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad
Tears for Fears didn't deserve that. 😆
How does the comment relate to the vid in any way?...
@João P K thanks!
Well we picked up a PARROT--we were in bad need of one--and um, he didn't really have to learn any plays or anything, so he was gonna catch punts that night.
That parrot came in and started meeting some of the guys, was... BEAUTIFUL parrot. And, um, it was a little peculiar. He was supposedly a good parrot, so what?
And he just put his MAN up there, in the locker, and uh, someone asked him if he was just gonna leave him there the whole game, he said [in a falsetto] 'SURE HE'LL JUST SIT THERE THE WHOLE GAME.'
Well, that parrot dropped the first punt, and they never put him back in, so obviously, uh, he was gonna get the axe; it was a one night stand in New Orleans.
When we went back in the dressing room, after the game was over, that MAN was DEAD in the, in the locker up there.
lol.
mansauce.
Names like Jujube Dumbass, Darth Baby Martin, and Markin Markins are among Saints Hall of Fame Talent. No, I don't mean talent.
youngbloodfantasy91 Sounds like a Key and Peele skit
youngbloodfantasy91 merkin merkins
dholmestar Holy shit, it does. Good eye, catching that one, dude. Key & Peele was hilarious.
I'm naming my next dog "jujube dumbass"
A show on NPR covered this story in the past couple weeks while I was listening with my mom. It took all my efforts not to say "it just SaT there the WhOle game"
"Every year, the Saints take a shit in the school. They have yet to graduate"
Meredith Faraday Well, its hard to graduate when you're constantly shitting in school
yep, they haven't graduated
@@shawnfields266 Eww 😫😫😫😫
Tends to get you held back
@@hrose756 Ugh, I didn't mean me!
Critics said, "he blows"
he does blow indeed but what does he blow?
One creature who did survive
@@ServingOthers99 was Tears for Fears.
@@maverickREAL critics said they rock
Y4123 they were wrong.
1:16
Damn his parrot impression is really good
The musical manipulations alone on this one are genius.
I love the "Jingle Bells" part.
Holy shit the parrot voice part is god tier. I ripped my sides from my armpits to my ankles laughing
Watching in 2021. Still one of the best examples of sentence mixing I've seen to date.
Beautiful parrot.
SURE I'LL JUST SIT THERE THE WHOLE GAME
That's the part that killed me the most. LMAAO
I wonder if Jameis Winston now knows the dysentery of being a Saint taint ain't.
“That Parrot dropped the first punt” 😂☠️😂☠️
It was a..beautiful parrot…
On random occasions I tell myself: "every year, the Saints have taken a sh*t in the school; they're still waiting to graduate".
How have I only discovered this now?! This is amazing. I never thought anyone would make a YTP of classic NFL films. The Saints of the 70s are perfect for this sort of thing
If the British ytp’d german propaganda in WWII, why not 70s football?!
They actually lost blues clues... Multiple times, it seems.
Truly unacceptable.
jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
How many times??
@@necelticsox Actually they did win blues clues last Sunday.
Anf on January 10th 2021
They lost again last night
0:28 that's actually quite melodic...
Could be a hit
@@jamesbyrne9312Especially around the end of the year when it gets cold.
I've seen a lot of YTPs, but this one always brings me back.
Godspeed, D'art Baby Martin.
"Beautiful Parrot"
Man SooS
My dad used to take me to Saints games when I was a kid. One time, I actually got an autograph from Juujuubee Dumbass. Just walked right up to me and displayed his genitals. I've been loosing Blue's Clues ever since.
As a Saints fan I will always say the Jujubee Dumbass, Dartbaby Martin, and Marky Markin are the best players in the Saints hall of fame
I love getting to see the original and then a YTP of it. My hat is off to you, sir.
Almost 50 years later and the Saints are still playing each quarter as if they suck long ones.
:51....: ..."the dysentary of being a 'Saint'".
4 years, and that Archie interview is still gold
"That man was dead in the locker up there. Lol. Man sauce."
This brings back so many memories. I remember watching Markan Markans with my pop(r.i.p.) He was so pissed when John Gilliam took it up the ass. Pops always loved football. Thanks for this
The saints often seem to be playing every quarter as if they suck long ones
Still true today!
I think it's a travesty that there doesn't exists another good NFL-themed YTP like this one
I regret to inform you that nothing has changed in the last 5 years
Man, Tears for Fears Rock
They were wrong
Cool a 50 year old makes a Blues Clues reference in a YTP.
Guy Guino Pug.
My fellow pug enthusiast....
Noisepuppet is 54?
At least. He's old.
Based ytp-grandpa is a national treasure.
I'm crying. This poop gets me every time.
I want a Merkin Merkins football card
I remember I had a Dart Baby Martin card but one of the neighbor kids stole it from me
Best I can do is a second hand merkin from Craigslist
Bought an autographed Jujubee Dumbass card off someone at a Tecmo Super Bowl tournament, best decision I ever made...
"Every year the saints have taken a shit in the school. They're still waiting to graduate."
Mixing up names gets me every time.
Imagine Patrick Mahomes on the Cleveland Browns. For the rest of his career. That's what Archie Manning's whole career on the Saints was.
That’s the main reason he wouldn’t let Eli go to San Diego. They ended up with Philip Rivers and some guy from Purdue. What was his name? 😆
a year later, and I still love this video.
Tears for Fears are known for SoS the SeeS of LoL, ShouhS and some other shit. They rock.
+Liquicitizen Antoine They were wrong
+Liquicitizen Antoine They're my favorite of the few surviving creatures.
Have you heard any of their newer stuff? My personal favorite song of theirs is FlolF Dunce the RiiR Once Flan Again and Agan
Thanks for poisoning the collector's market, Noisepuppet. After you made this video, the price of first-edition Jujube Dumbass cards shot up threefold.
Thank goodness in her Saints fandom, my brother's ex wife lost that on the shuffle of the divorce.among his stuff. I think she even had one of the moment John Gilliam-numnumnum took the opening kickoff up the ass.
I feel like Happy Days, Mork & Mindy and Laverne & Shirley would make awesome YTP material. Actually every 70's - 80's sitcom
Dude, you are probably the coolest old person I know.
DJTERRAyoutube
Well not know per se, but I love your videos.
Beautiful parrot. It just sat there the whole game
The Saints often seem to be playing every Quarter as if they SUCK Long-ONES.
0:28 - Too early for Christmas... but that's good.
Every time I watch this, I crack up at how you turned NFL into GENITALS lololol
Not even a motherfucker could love these NFL ballsacks.
The Saints may have never had a good team, but they've never had a good team.
Especially the ones led by some guy named Drew
The auto generated CC is quite accurate. +1 internet
Irixion
omg that's impossible
antiswattt3 The ideal Kenneth L Team
I'm Kenneth L. Team, and I approve this YTP. 👍
perhaps narrators from all 70s tapes are just where google samples their audio from
1:53 "A stage and a stage and a stage and a stage"
"everybody wants to poop the world"
Jujubee Dumbass and Dart Babymartin are my favorite NFL players
You can't forget Merkin Merkins
We're just gonna let that Tears for Fears stab slide?? Well not me. What do you have against Shout, noisepuppet? Everybody loves that one.
TheGreatsagegoku let it all out!
TheGreatsagegoku Aw come on. Everybody wants to rule the world and you know that's true.
What is this Mad World we live in? Can't we all just start Sowing the Seeds of Love now?
One creature who is survived is coach Tom Fears. Critics said he blows.
This is how pooping is ment to be done! You are back in good form mate!
I never graduated for the same reason.
*the saints have taken a sh*t in the school*
Eww
They are still waiting to graduate
I wonder if Archie Manning found this poop, what would he think of it?
I want to meet Dart Baby Martin.
Displaying our genitals for lols is a NOLA tradition. I knew you were one of us.
1:18 sounds like one of the Sheriff Clones from Squidbillies.
The New Orleans c’ts have consistently displayed their GeNITaLs for lolz
Not even a motherfucker could love these NFL ballsacks.
I remember this era. All my friends at school were 49ers or Cowboys fans, even though I grew up near New Orleans! I’d wear their gear, and get weird looks. Not anymore. ⚜️
Saints fans are Oilers fans.
Thats funny
***** Kinda true, too. I grew up during the Archie Manning era, and the Saints were so bad that we kinda rooted for the Oilers on a secondary or backup basis. If we couldn't have much local pride, then at least we could try for some regional pride. Then we actually got some Oilers hand-me-downs after they were pretty much spent and used up (Earl Campbell, Ken Stabler, Bum Phillips). Saints fans therefore were sort of Oilers fans.
noisepuppet you're a national treasure sir. Too bad "it looks like fUCKing Mexico".
Then again i AM in Arizona.
They are high all game, every game
@@noisepuppet This is how I learned that Earl Campbell was a Saint
Critics said, "he blows."
Tears For Fears does rock.
You were wrong.
took the opening kick up the ass....LOL
Was already having a hard time keeping it together. Then, he got to Jujubee Dumbass and I absolutely lost it!
“Saints fans are Oilers fans...”that might explain some thing haha (1:57)
That was a classic. Best one of these yet. :)
Tears for Fears DO rock!
You are wrong.
im a parrot and im offended what saints just said about me disgusting
wish i lived in the universe where the parrot lived & the man died(lawl), but i'm stuck in the one where the parrot did 😔
Turns out YTP is the key to the multiverse
Making a YTP is basically just creating a jumbled impression of another universe that actually functions exactly like that, when you think about it. For more information, refer to my paper on YTP and its relation to the futility of choice, the vastness of the multiverse, and the beautiful parrot who infamously dropped that punt while a man rotted away in the locker.
NFL ballsacks? I thought we were talking about the Saints, not the Seahawks!
This is too amazing.
NOISEPUPPET WE MISS YOU HOPE UR OK BB
Am ok, comrade! Thanks
I feel blessed thank you my brother
beautiful carrot
He'll just sit there the whole game
The autocaptions do the sentence mixing better than the unedited speaking
So basically the N'Orleans Ain'ts. :D
Notable Saints Players :
Jujubee Dumbass
Dart Baby Martin
Merkin Merkins
True Hall of Famers
_"the saints have taken a shit in the school"_
Best ytp ever
I think this is the only video that has made me laugh within the first second 😂
0:29 jingle bells jingle bells
Beautiful Parrot
This is when the saints went 3-13
Tears for fears does rock and I can prove it.
critics were wrong about Tears For Fears!
Say, NoisePuppet! If you ever like, you can do a YTP or two of my shitty videos.
As a Saints fan, this was great😂
I fucking love these old commercial and show ytps
That parrot is a killer!
They're high all game every GAME!
not as many glitches as I would have liked, but still excellent.
They're still waiting to graduate. ** trombone intensifies **
that was hilarious XD
u truly r a poop master
0:04 rrrrrralph on the meat
Yet playing every quarter as if they suck long ones. Talk about dedication! No wonder Saints fans are Oilers fans, getting high all game, every game. An ideal situation.
I've been losing Blue's Clues, too.
"Saints fans are Oilers fans" oof