Cashews are seeds from a fruit that no one really eats unless you happen to live near where it grows because cashew fruit doesn't ship or store very well so that could be why people would opt to eat the seeds instead of the fruit though I've never tried a cashew fruit so I dont know if I would love them or hate them or think they are just ok.
I loved the horrific opening sequence including the ice cream truck! Much like a horror movie, I’m glad to be an observer rather than there in person when it comes to noni.
@@tailsprowerfan2729 me too! Jared was definitely channeling some Cinemassacre! Have you seen the weird explorer video on mushroom coffee substitute? The intro is a spot on rendition of the Hellraiser movie intro.
The version I heard about the poop seed eating tribe is, when the years harvest is good, they feed on pitayas, but only when there is a famine, they are forced to dig their own feces pile and look for pitaya seeds as the only edible thing available.
Is edible. My grandmother had several trees growing in her backyard and she used to liked them 🤢 I in the other hand coul barely stand the smell, let alone try to eat it
“It tastes like cheese! Cheese that has been eaten by a bat and puked back up again!” For a second there I thought you were going to do noni soft-serve. Bon appétit. 🙃
On the topic of ice cream men adding background noise... Hey! Maybe you could try vanilla ice cream as the next spice killer: it's cold, so it numbs, it has milk and it tastes good! :)
Your most Lynchian production yet! Well done! Loved it! And of course especially loved the Twin Peaks bit!!! Noni would be right up there with foods the Black Lodge citizens would eat (that and souls.)
I found out about a fruit in the same genus as noni that’s native to Florida, it’s called mouse’s pineapple (Morinda Royoc). If I happen to find them down here or even start growing them, I can send em your way
They are here in South Florida. I see them in southern Broward and Dade county all the time. When I lived on the farm in Redland there were a bunch of them growing behind the lagoon
I remember a while back noni was being pushed as some kind of miracle fruit, and in fact the last time I was around Waikiki I was walking in the park there and aimost walked face-first into a noni fruit hanging off of ... a noni tree I guess. I'm glad I was not tempted to partake. Some fruits are just very, very, meh. An example is a little black berry called "popolo" that grows in Hawaii. We used to eat them when I was a kid, and they're oh so Meh. But I guess we were bored and we'd munch on the things.
I took a physiology class from a pharmaceutical researcher a little while after the MLM cult scene picked up on noni juice. One of them asked this guy, my professor, to analyze the juice for possibly active ingredients. He wrote back and said, "This is the *least* pharmaceutically active substance I have ever tested," which I'm guessing they didn't put in their brochure. To put that in perspective, he used to do drug testing for the US Olympic team. So if that letter was the literal truth, noni juice has less medicinal potential than elite athlete piss.
As a home brewer I often wonder "What would this taste like as a wine?". As the owner of more than 2 functioning taste-buds I'm noping right out of Noni territory.
Yes! I suggested noni ketchup for the 100k special and I'm glad my evil dreams are coming true! In other news, lockdown is slowly turning Jared into David Lynch. David Lunch?
Hi Jared, the adress is kinda funny. Yes, I know you don't want thousands of fans and followers at your front door, Muhahaha And real enthusiasm looks different, too I had to laugh out loud when you said "never again" and the writing "... to be continued" appeared on the video. ... poor Jared, I'm feeling with and praying for you. Have a nice week, though, it can only get better!
Your sense of humor is so impeccably strange like mine. So dry and sarcastic, it makes me cackle. So glad I stumbled upon your channel so many months ago.
"I have an illness, apparently, I am actually curious..." Hahaha! Hey RUclipsrs if you want to cut open Noni make sure you wear rubber gloves the enzymes in the fruit can make your skin blister.
My brother gave me a bottle of noni juice he bought in Rarotonga. I'd never heard of it and when I opened it I thought it was off so I poured it down the drain.
I was shocked when I found this plant on vacation last year with leaves that highly resembled GIANT coffee leaves as I grew some in the past. Looked it up which confirmed my suspicions, never would have guessed the two were related before seeing the tree!
Did you know it’s also known as the famine tree because after crop Phalia is a disaster it was eaten and it’s nutritious enough to sustain. I’ve eaten the root the leaves and the fruit and even fermented the fruit to get the juice and it’s strangely addictive and gets better in time.
Bravo. I Didn't expect anyone to get the Kiss Me Deadly reference. My girlfriend didn't even catch it and we watched that movie together a few months ago.
We had a Noni tree in our back yard in Mexico. Definitely the worst tasting thing I have ever tried. Its apparently good for you. And some people use it in smoothies? I'm not quite sure how this is is even palatable in any format.
I feel like that's a case of the cure is worse than the poison... Jared's got a strong stomach, but I can easily see that going wrong and making someone vomit instead
I watched your whole noni series. It was very entertaining. XD now story time: I lived at my brother's house for a few months. He had a neighbour with noni fruit in front of their house. I always found it gross and stinky when I pass by. The overriped fruit are all mushy and poop-like on the ground. It was only a few months later when I learned it was a fruit that people eat. I wanted to try to see how it tastes like but I couldn't bring myself to do it. Now, watching you eat it, my curiosity has finally decided to stay away from this particular oddity. Thanks!
So, you've tasted the best and the worst fruits, but what about the most disappointing fruit? The one that looked so good, and had so much potential, but just fell flat. May I suggest the Passiflora caerulea or Blecrown passionflower fruit? Inviting soft orange skin that easy breaks open to reveal shiny vibrantly red flesh, but with NO flavor whatsoever. Actually quite astonishing!
You have a fermented old fruit. Fresh ripe noni is harder than an apple and tastes like sweet squash and yummy in stir fry and nice when boiled in soup. The leaves make a lovely tea.
Try Bitter Kola - Garcinia Kola -- it's bitter as the name suggests but the taste lingers for about an hour or two. Something like how the heat from peppers linger but this is a bitter sensation... and you can't really drink too much water because the water ends up tasting bitter... but it's good for you :)
try noni juice! it tastes and smells better! also noni leaves are good for your stomach and tongue! boil them, cut them into small pieces and can be served like salad or add some coconut flakes. it is delicious!!!
That was funny and stylised, how cool. I have to say, hmm pungent cheese, that could work surely :DD The pungency is repulsive, I get that completely, but surely this repulsive pungency has something good. Stinking out a house with a decomposed seed-filled fowl shaped fruit is gross though. It's good you use dragonfruit poop biscuits as an analogy that is really really freaky (have you ever tried Kopi Luwak) - I wonder if you can bake down the Noni fruit to a type of dried substance and you can use it as a cheese element, oneway perhaps I will try the noni fruit and see how horrendous it is, I am interested :DD
I saw a video where the person fermented noni and they it makes kind of a beverage. And she said that it actually tasted good. People adopt noni because of the benefits
There's a video of the guy from flying Fox fruit farm where he explains this method he has for removing sticky flesh from Jaboticaba and other similar fruit seeds. He basically fills up a tub of perlite, puts the seeds in, and shakes them up, and then rinses them off. I think he might also put them in a bag with perlite and seal it up and then put it in the dryer and it removes all of the sticky flesh from the seed so that he can store it and sell it. it's obviously mostly for farmers who are trying to store or sell seeds, but you could probably do this if you were careful about washing all the perlite off.
I have had ripe noni when in Hawaii and it is not at all tasty. I actually prefer the fermented noni health juice as it is more like a balsamic vinegar with blue cheese taste. I am going to add that “prefer” is very relative. It’s kinda like choose the least horrible option. I liken it to if you get to choose between being shot with a gun or stabbed with a knife? Neither is a good choice.
Your editing is getting so much better, the effort isn’t going unnoticed!!!
Thanks!
The underlighting in the unboxing was fantastic 😂
Agreed, been watching for a long time and it keeps getting better.
Big agree !!!
Going for Eraserhead effect?
That fruit looks like a giant maggot.
And somehow tastes worse than a maggot. Literally tastes like vomit.
It really does!
Yeah the only thing that will eat it
Big white grub!
It DOES, doesn't it. Thank god it isn't moving en masse.
You know a fruit is disgusting when people are eating the seeds instead of the actual fruit.
possible counter example: coffee berry is supposed to be delicious.
Cashews are seeds from a fruit that no one really eats unless you happen to live near where it grows because cashew fruit doesn't ship or store very well so that could be why people would opt to eat the seeds instead of the fruit though I've never tried a cashew fruit so I dont know if I would love them or hate them or think they are just ok.
@@canaan5337 Is that why people don't eat them? I thought cashew apples were toxic.
Cacao fruit taste good all around.
@@doomyboi its not, the raw cashew nut is toxic and burn. The cashew nut you eat is cooked
Without context, the start looks like a dark web unboxing.
should be
Never has the ketchup theme sounded so ominous
It's so disturbing when applied to the noni...😶
@@WeirdExplorer I can only imagine.... Booger barf sauce 😓😓
As someone who's 3/4 Italian, I found you saying "eat your noni" kind of uncomfortable and creepy, since nonni in Italian means grandparents. Lol
E A T
I have an italian grandmother and I just. yeah...
C O N S U M E T H E N O N N I
@@pakdhenar lol
Sender: THE INTERNET
The most terrifying thing I've seen all day. D:
I loved the horrific opening sequence including the ice cream truck! Much like a horror movie, I’m glad to be an observer rather than there in person when it comes to noni.
Reminded me of AVGN
@@tailsprowerfan2729 me too! Jared was definitely channeling some Cinemassacre!
Have you seen the weird explorer video on mushroom coffee substitute? The intro is a spot on rendition of the Hellraiser movie intro.
The version I heard about the poop seed eating tribe is, when the years harvest is good, they feed on pitayas, but only when there is a famine, they are forced to dig their own feces pile and look for pitaya seeds as the only edible thing available.
ah that makes more sense
Wouldn't they be long gone and sprouted by then?
Is noni edible? That's debatable. There are lots of things that won't kill you that most people don't consider edible.
Is edible. My grandmother had several trees growing in her backyard and she used to liked them 🤢 I in the other hand coul barely stand the smell, let alone try to eat it
@@dilaisy_loone2846 Sounds like your grandma was a masochist.
It's actually super healthy for you........ your body, not your soul
The ending where it continues with you talking about how much you hate Noni followed by Noni ketchup had me in tears XD
“It tastes like cheese! Cheese that has been eaten by a bat and puked back up again!”
For a second there I thought you were going to do noni soft-serve.
Bon appétit. 🙃
How the coronavirus started
On the topic of ice cream men adding background noise... Hey! Maybe you could try vanilla ice cream as the next spice killer: it's cold, so it numbs, it has milk and it tastes good! :)
Hoo boy, I never thought I would see another one of those in your hands!
There's probably no coming back for that cutting board.
Hahaha I love your spooky intros 😂
Your most Lynchian production yet! Well done! Loved it! And of course especially loved the Twin Peaks bit!!! Noni would be right up there with foods the Black Lodge citizens would eat (that and souls.)
I found out about a fruit in the same genus as noni that’s native to Florida, it’s called mouse’s pineapple (Morinda Royoc). If I happen to find them down here or even start growing them, I can send em your way
Oh boy...
They are here in South Florida. I see them in southern Broward and Dade county all the time.
When I lived on the farm in Redland there were a bunch of them growing behind the lagoon
He's so nice to us, why..why do you hate him enough to offer to gift him horror? Lol
I live in SW Florida but have never heard of this. It’s definitely something I’ll be looking for now.
@@hannakinn
He suffers through horrendous fruit so we don't have to. The man's a hero, really.
The beginning sound like you were going to be talking about how noni took the life of someone you loved or something like that.
Yes: the person he was before eating the Noni will never exist again.
Ok class, what do the first 2 letters of Noni spell? NO. That is all. 😂😂
His nemesis has returned you guys
With durian, I can understand how people would like it. With noni, I see no reason why it would be enjoyed.
Seed thoughts needs to be a recurring segment in these videos
I bet it smells like when my mother tried microwaving blue cheese. The house stunk like sulphuric barf for weeks
I have to ask, why did she try to microwave blue cheese
General Grievous cold
Yall weak AF
Like Luke asked, Why? Why did she microwave blu cheese?!
LIKE LUKE SAID Y DID SHE MICROWAVE IT?????
8:06 Love the Twin Peaks reference.
I remember a while back noni was being pushed as some kind of miracle fruit, and in fact the last time I was around Waikiki I was walking in the park there and aimost walked face-first into a noni fruit hanging off of ... a noni tree I guess. I'm glad I was not tempted to partake. Some fruits are just very, very, meh. An example is a little black berry called "popolo" that grows in Hawaii. We used to eat them when I was a kid, and they're oh so Meh. But I guess we were bored and we'd munch on the things.
I took a physiology class from a pharmaceutical researcher a little while after the MLM cult scene picked up on noni juice. One of them asked this guy, my professor, to analyze the juice for possibly active ingredients. He wrote back and said, "This is the *least* pharmaceutically active substance I have ever tested," which I'm guessing they didn't put in their brochure.
To put that in perspective, he used to do drug testing for the US Olympic team. So if that letter was the literal truth, noni juice has less medicinal potential than elite athlete piss.
Since I started watching this channel me and my sons been trying new fruits and vegetables thank you so much for the work you do on your videos
nothing is as powerful as Jared's hatred of Noni
I love the editing &the skit in this one xd!! the existential dread was also a nice touch
Glad you enjoyed!
As a home brewer I often wonder "What would this taste like as a wine?".
As the owner of more than 2 functioning taste-buds I'm noping right out of Noni territory.
Brother someone had to drink the milk from the cow for us to know
Love the background music, it compliments the sense of doom in your voice very well
😂😂😂😂
That noni's filled with secrets. Where it's from, the birds sing a pretty song, and there's always music in the air.
Yes! I suggested noni ketchup for the 100k special and I'm glad my evil dreams are coming true! In other news, lockdown is slowly turning Jared into David Lynch. David Lunch?
David Lyntchee? =P
I've been watching his daily weather reports.. and this is what happens.
I really hope that the ice cream truck with its unsettling jingle is present for the noni ketchup.
The faces you make throughout this video are just amazing. Made me laugh so hard! Love the videos man. Hope all is well
Ha as soon as I saw noni in the title from your channel I had to click. Keep on making great videos my dude.
Thanks! Will do!
0:45 Jared: PleasebetheseveredheadfromSe7enPleasebetheseveredheadfromSe7enPleasebetheseveredheadfromSe7en...
So... I hate to say it.
But you're not done with Noni.
Seeing as it is related to the coffee bean... And you have a "not coffee" series...
These things grow everywhere near my house. This is good info
Hi Jared,
the adress is kinda funny.
Yes, I know you don't want thousands of fans and followers at your front door, Muhahaha
And real enthusiasm looks different, too
I had to laugh out loud when you said "never again" and the writing "... to be continued" appeared on the video.
... poor Jared, I'm feeling with and praying for you.
Have a nice week, though, it can only get better!
Your sense of humor is so impeccably strange like mine. So dry and sarcastic, it makes me cackle. So glad I stumbled upon your channel so many months ago.
Welcome aboard!
"I have an illness, apparently, I am actually curious..." Hahaha! Hey RUclipsrs if you want to cut open Noni make sure you wear rubber gloves the enzymes in the fruit can make your skin blister.
This fruit has literally no redeeming features
You are the best man I love your content. Keep it up we all love you!
I think this guy needs fruit rehab
Idea for the title of the next episode: The Ketchup From Hell
hmm.. I like the ring of that.
STOP don't touch that there, THIS is my noni square.
Next five videos are all involving Noni. Turns out to be the origin story of How To Basic. lmfao
Thanks for enduring this so we don't have to!
"OHHH NOOO" is the correct response when the internet sends you mail.
“ I have an illness and I am curious if this is going to be good “ lmao dude you’re funny and a trooper. I could never ever eat that
I used to use those as projectiles in my youth days specially the mature ones those where forbidden granades.
Looking forward to the next video! Your sense of humor is great
Glad you enjoyed it!
You're a good sport man, thanks for doing the vid.
My brother gave me a bottle of noni juice he bought in Rarotonga. I'd never heard of it and when I opened it I thought it was off so I poured it down the drain.
I was shocked when I found this plant on vacation last year with leaves that highly resembled GIANT coffee leaves as I grew some in the past. Looked it up which confirmed my suspicions, never would have guessed the two were related before seeing the tree!
Did you know it’s also known as the famine tree because after crop Phalia is a disaster it was eaten and it’s nutritious enough to sustain. I’ve eaten the root the leaves and the fruit and even fermented the fruit to get the juice and it’s strangely addictive and gets better in time.
_Kiss Me Deadly_ and _Twin Peaks_ references... wow man, that's great.
Bravo. I Didn't expect anyone to get the Kiss Me Deadly reference. My girlfriend didn't even catch it and we watched that movie together a few months ago.
@@WeirdExplorer I so wanna buy a framed print of that moment in Kiss Me Deadly... Man, what a great film.
This hot weather is making me think noir.
😂😂😂. I’m sorry. But you make your pain hilarious 😂
LOL! Love your videos are great love the beginning of this video especially
thanks!
The intros just get better and better
I used to drink the "Noni Juice" Snapple (actually made from pear and strawberry). I had no idea the actual fruit was so nasty.
Is Noni part of the soursop/atemoya/sugar genus? It looks similar when you cut it open.
I thought so too but apparently noni is in the genus Morinda whereas soursop, sugar apples, and atemoya are in the genus Annona.
@@A77-n5h Okay, thank you!
We had a Noni tree in our back yard in Mexico. Definitely the worst tasting thing I have ever tried. Its apparently good for you. And some people use it in smoothies? I'm not quite sure how this is is even palatable in any format.
Loved the twin peaks reference
You sounded genuinely disgruntled while dealing with that fruit hahahaha
Lol I love that the sender was "the internet"
Oh noooo....ni not again! 😜
I just watched all of the noni fruit videos😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
"Oh no" is right. I don't envy what is coming in the next episode >.
On top of everything else, that twin peaks reference did me in hahaha
Hey !
Did you know that Noni juice actually has a cooling effect for really hot peppers ?
You should try it !
I feel like that's a case of the cure is worse than the poison... Jared's got a strong stomach, but I can easily see that going wrong and making someone vomit instead
All I can think about now is a nice cup of sweet and sour nonichup with garlic and some apple pulp.
That's an impressive amount of work for some barf seeds....lol. Seriously tho thanks for the videos
Love the ending haha!
This is the only fruit worthy of the Serbian Film theme music you used years ago in a video.
The ice cream truck, an op returning character
how does this man only have 149k subs? hes literally doing gods work eating stuff like this.
that candid cake shot tho :smirk:
Ok that first scene was incredible
Alternative title to today's episode...YIKES
I watched your whole noni series. It was very entertaining. XD now story time: I lived at my brother's house for a few months. He had a neighbour with noni fruit in front of their house. I always found it gross and stinky when I pass by. The overriped fruit are all mushy and poop-like on the ground. It was only a few months later when I learned it was a fruit that people eat. I wanted to try to see how it tastes like but I couldn't bring myself to do it. Now, watching you eat it, my curiosity has finally decided to stay away from this particular oddity. Thanks!
We have those in Jamaica but we do not eat them we use them for medicine it's good for the immune system
So, you've tasted the best and the worst fruits, but what about the most disappointing fruit? The one that looked so good, and had so much potential, but just fell flat. May I suggest the Passiflora caerulea or Blecrown passionflower fruit? Inviting soft orange skin that easy breaks open to reveal shiny vibrantly red flesh, but with NO flavor whatsoever. Actually quite astonishing!
You have a fermented old fruit. Fresh ripe noni is harder than an apple and tastes like sweet squash and yummy in stir fry and nice when boiled in soup. The leaves make a lovely tea.
Did you wash this down with a slice of cherry pie and a DAMN good cup of coffee? Say hi to the log lady for me.
There are bottle noni juice that i tried before in my country. It taste good. Don't remember what they add in though.
I want to know the destiny of that pulp.
Try Bitter Kola - Garcinia Kola -- it's bitter as the name suggests but the taste lingers for about an hour or two. Something like how the heat from peppers linger but this is a bitter sensation... and you can't really drink too much water because the water ends up tasting bitter...
but it's good for you :)
0:30 LOL
That dragon fruit story made me think of that coffee that is pooped out by the civet cat and sold for lots of $$$$$.
You are crazy doing this haha
Hey.. I just wanna say thank you, for suffering for our entertainment.
I love this channel sooo much
try noni juice! it tastes and smells better! also noni leaves are good for your stomach and tongue! boil them, cut them into small pieces and can be served like salad or add some coconut flakes. it is delicious!!!
@Weird Explorer What about the unmentioned psychoactive effects on the GABA receptors from Noni?
Great opening. Reminded me of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes 🍅🔪. I don't think they ever attacked through the mail though.
That was funny and stylised, how cool. I have to say, hmm pungent cheese, that could work surely :DD The pungency is repulsive, I get that completely, but surely this repulsive pungency has something good. Stinking out a house with a decomposed seed-filled fowl shaped fruit is gross though. It's good you use dragonfruit poop biscuits as an analogy that is really really freaky (have you ever tried Kopi Luwak) - I wonder if you can bake down the Noni fruit to a type of dried substance and you can use it as a cheese element, oneway perhaps I will try the noni fruit and see how horrendous it is, I am interested :DD
I saw a video where the person fermented noni and they it makes kind of a beverage. And she said that it actually tasted good.
People adopt noni because of the benefits
There's a video of the guy from flying Fox fruit farm where he explains this method he has for removing sticky flesh from Jaboticaba and other similar fruit seeds. He basically fills up a tub of perlite, puts the seeds in, and shakes them up, and then rinses them off. I think he might also put them in a bag with perlite and seal it up and then put it in the dryer and it removes all of the sticky flesh from the seed so that he can store it and sell it. it's obviously mostly for farmers who are trying to store or sell seeds, but you could probably do this if you were careful about washing all the perlite off.
Ah that's a good tip!
@@WeirdExplorer ruclips.net/video/vFAah1GXrDI/видео.html here is the video
For some reason I still really want to try noni. Just so I have.
The mailman must have been thrilled to have this package in his truck
I have had ripe noni when in Hawaii and it is not at all tasty. I actually prefer the fermented noni health juice as it is more like a balsamic vinegar with blue cheese taste. I am going to add that “prefer” is very relative. It’s kinda like choose the least horrible option. I liken it to if you get to choose between being shot with a gun or stabbed with a knife? Neither is a good choice.