NONI KETCHUP - Making Ketchup Out of The World's WORST Fruit

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  • Опубликовано: 4 июл 2020
  • Episode 484: Noni Ketchup
    Location: New York City, USA
    You asked for it... so fine. I made ketchup out of the most disgusting fruit. I hope you're happy.
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Комментарии • 479

  • @chocos4183
    @chocos4183 4 года назад +412

    Where I'm from, Noni is highly regarded and seen as delicious.
    I'm from hell.

    • @williamcozart9166
      @williamcozart9166 4 года назад +29

      So, Florida?

    • @MThomasB
      @MThomasB 4 года назад +7

      @@williamcozart9166 Hahahahaha! The United States Wang

    • @lucascflima
      @lucascflima 4 года назад +4

      Where are u from? I'm legit curious to know

    • @arkesh110
      @arkesh110 3 года назад +1

      @@lucascflima he’s kidding

    • @jaiden9564
      @jaiden9564 3 года назад

      @@williamcozart9166 no =) Florida is amazing

  • @vibecheck9120
    @vibecheck9120 4 года назад +413

    Please stop torturing yourself, there’s noni-d to do this to your poor tastebuds.

    • @k8eekatt
      @k8eekatt 4 года назад +5

      Good one!

    • @simonbecker748
      @simonbecker748 4 года назад +3

      Nice one, but your profile pic makes me uncomfortable lol

    • @Kus519
      @Kus519 4 года назад +2

      Ya bastard

    • @AdelardRen
      @AdelardRen 3 года назад +3

      What a tasteful pun.

    • @vibecheck9120
      @vibecheck9120 3 года назад +3

      @@simonbecker748 thanks, I drew it myself (:

  • @Blarrgensnorf
    @Blarrgensnorf 4 года назад +185

    My phone corrects noni to “no no”... very fitting.

    • @iLitAfuseiCantStop
      @iLitAfuseiCantStop 4 года назад +1

      🤣

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 4 года назад +1

      "noni" is legitimately something that could easily be written by accident when trying to write "no no", too. Because if you miss the space bar and hit i instead of o (they're right next to each other!), you get noni.
      I wonder if that's how the fruit got its name. (Probably not.)
      I don't know if that makes it funnier, or less funny.

    • @keetrandling4530
      @keetrandling4530 4 года назад +1

      I couldn't care less if you did this or not...
      but since you did...
      HILARIOUS!
      Great editing, writing, great job!
      Di you have any frenemies? Gift them some ketchup!

    • @dudewithnolife9822
      @dudewithnolife9822 3 года назад

      My phone corrects it to ”bobux”

    • @vacciniumaugustifolium1420
      @vacciniumaugustifolium1420 3 года назад +2

      ''Nono'' is the original name of this shit, noni has been used more recently mostly to export to USA for that exact reason ; nono is too similar to No No.

  • @SeraphinaPZ
    @SeraphinaPZ 4 года назад +112

    Is this the beginning of a Weird Explorer cinematic universe? It all started with those damn noni.

    • @MagnumCarta
      @MagnumCarta 3 года назад +1

      If Thanos used the Infinity Gauntlet to wipe noni out of existence he would've been seen as a superhero instead of a supervillain.

  • @jmbkpo
    @jmbkpo 4 года назад +227

    Ok you are torturing yourself

    • @cactusmann5542
      @cactusmann5542 4 года назад +4

      Sometimes you cant make it work.

    • @Kikilang60
      @Kikilang60 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, I don't like seeing these videos.

  • @alecity4877
    @alecity4877 4 года назад +104

    if being a sword swallower wasn't an indicator you're a masochist

  • @TheWeirdestOfBugs
    @TheWeirdestOfBugs 4 года назад +72

    You're becoming more and more of a filmmaker/comedian with these vids. But seriously, never, ever torture yourself like that AGAIN!

  • @Kizarat
    @Kizarat 4 года назад +56

    Even the saucepan, container and fridge regretted it.

  • @dullnwhiteish6125
    @dullnwhiteish6125 4 года назад +57

    Neighbors: 1 | Weird explorer: 1

  • @cooldrems
    @cooldrems 4 года назад +87

    Ahh these skits are amazing ur so entertaining its unreal

    • @souptaels
      @souptaels 4 года назад +1

      Eh, I personally don't find them funny, if that's what he's trying to go for. They kinda drag for too long. I wanna get to the main point of the video, not where he's trying to be funny man.

    • @mheh4185
      @mheh4185 3 года назад +3

      Sim The Hedgebot noni man

    • @proffesionalweredog7426
      @proffesionalweredog7426 3 года назад

      @@souptaels you're kinda just an asshole that doesnt like skits. fuck off

  • @mfree80286
    @mfree80286 4 года назад +31

    "What spices could I possibly add to this to make it taste any better?" Asafoetida powder. Cold.

  • @Hortifox_the_gardener
    @Hortifox_the_gardener 4 года назад +109

    Just admit it - you enjoyed making this video. Of course not the taste but all the rest of it. Especially the depressed theme.
    Anyways thank you 😇

  • @slendersage8728
    @slendersage8728 4 года назад +54

    Me this whole video: he better dip a French fry in that.
    Him: “I’m not gonna dip a French fry in this.”
    Me: 😭

  • @Kwemony
    @Kwemony 4 года назад +121

    Why does this man not have a million subs, he be risking his life for us 😔

  • @jernfuglen
    @jernfuglen 4 года назад +6

    You can eat the leaves as well. The description I found online was this:
    Noni leaves have a bitter, acrid taste. When cut, they have an ammonia-like scent.

  • @dans.8198
    @dans.8198 4 года назад +24

    A new episode from the series “This is the last time I try noni”.
    Admit it to yourself: You love noni !

  • @vinn1851
    @vinn1851 4 года назад +66

    Petition to make anyone who dislikes the video be forced to eat the ketchup? Anyone? 👁

    • @benny_lemon5123
      @benny_lemon5123 4 года назад +8

      They dislike the comment, and next time they check the mail is a soggy envelope full of *further rancid* noni ketchup. None of them ever dislike another video, even the survivors

  • @krytenfivetwothreep2485
    @krytenfivetwothreep2485 4 года назад +48

    Something tells me you're not so eager to do this

  • @ScoriacTears
    @ScoriacTears 4 года назад +23

    Glad that's out of the way, for ever! . . and no surprises later! My countenance aches from mirroring yours for eleven minutes ten seconds.

  • @awkwardtexasstranger9017
    @awkwardtexasstranger9017 4 года назад +7

    "And now taste to see if it needs anything..." like a decent burial, perhaps

  • @CaptCorgi
    @CaptCorgi 4 года назад +20

    Omg that blanket looks amazing xD I would never leave my bed if I had that

  • @seekingsolace
    @seekingsolace 4 года назад +17

    LOVE the tshirts. and i love seeing how much more confident in yourself you are becoming. Well done mate!

  • @griigorihabii
    @griigorihabii 4 года назад +13

    You made this intro so marvellous to have something fun for you to do instead of just being sad the whole time, didn't you?

  • @xXLoonoeXx
    @xXLoonoeXx 4 года назад +8

    I've been watching your stuff for a while, and I'm so happy you've begun adding even more entertainment value to your videos. It's really nice.

  • @KimVerhaaff
    @KimVerhaaff 3 года назад +4

    This intro made me laugh so much. I've known I did not want to try noni.. well.. since I heard vomit taste lol. But good for you for sticking to it so we can all see 🤣🤣

  • @SnorkelBro
    @SnorkelBro 4 года назад +43

    I love these kinds of videos! Good job! Good job with *surviving* , as well.

  • @noonespecial1904
    @noonespecial1904 4 года назад +9

    Your neighbors must love living next to you as a vomit smell permeates through their walls. Lol

  • @PRDreams
    @PRDreams 4 года назад +5

    😂🤣 "Ketchup that lost its will to live"🤣😂☠️

  • @nehoymenoy3845
    @nehoymenoy3845 4 года назад +6

    "I'm not making any more Noni videos."
    We will hear this 12 more times.

  • @beefytaquitos
    @beefytaquitos 3 года назад +2

    I love how throughout making it you basically play the part of a young child doing his chores after having been told 20 times and then threatened with losing his video games.
    Especially the cup part. It made me laugh throughout.

  • @natalieroberts2439
    @natalieroberts2439 4 года назад +2

    I love some of these more cinematic intros! They're really clever, like a fun extra surprise in the video (besides the fruit!)

  • @proeuropa1783
    @proeuropa1783 4 года назад +4

    "Spices. What are they? Who cares?" aw, yes cooking with depression...

  • @ajc347h
    @ajc347h 4 года назад +4

    This is great. Your enthusiasm is palpable.

  • @chnhakk
    @chnhakk 4 года назад +14

    but why tho?

    • @WeirdExplorer
      @WeirdExplorer  4 года назад +18

      When the internet says "Jared, do this thing. " I do the thing, whatever it may be.

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 4 года назад +2

      Weird Explorer
      Did you know Noni can kill spice ?

  • @666aron
    @666aron 4 года назад +4

    Just thinking of that nonichup with Cheddar, and peaches makes my mouth watering.

  • @myron1963
    @myron1963 4 года назад +4

    NONI : The final chapter

  • @luiysia
    @luiysia 4 года назад +7

    this video is just thrilling. thank you for tormenting yourself for my entertainment

  • @corygoff9996
    @corygoff9996 4 года назад +5

    I think this is proof that Jared truly loves us

  • @JessHull
    @JessHull 4 года назад +4

    This is perfect, Noni is the embodiment of the year 2020, its as if one was able to grow pure 2020 vibes and concentrate it all into one nasty little ugly looking putrid little fruit.

  • @darktigerx
    @darktigerx 4 года назад +4

    Noni ketchup on stromming with cucumber tree relish and carolina reaper sauce

    • @Hortifox_the_gardener
      @Hortifox_the_gardener 4 года назад +2

      You mean "Dinner served in Hell"?

    • @espenschjelderup426
      @espenschjelderup426 4 года назад

      Noni ketchup on surströmming?
      Carolina Reaper is at least tasty, if a bit on the hot side 😊

  • @tanyawales5445
    @tanyawales5445 3 года назад +2

    Noni is what I would call a famine food. You don't eat it unless there is absolutely nothing else to eat.

  • @eerbrev
    @eerbrev 4 года назад +3

    Your editing game has been stepped up, man! really great.

  • @chaegibson720
    @chaegibson720 4 года назад

    Love the work you put into this

  • @feralkevin
    @feralkevin 4 года назад +1

    Dude, your videos keep getting better and better!

  • @jrpapi5
    @jrpapi5 4 года назад

    I loved this video my fellow Jared!! The intro was hilarious 🤣

  • @Rolldamntide
    @Rolldamntide 4 года назад

    What a great opening!!! I have no idea how this channel doesn't have more subs👍🤘💯

  • @akiblue
    @akiblue 3 года назад +1

    I've watched 4 of your noni videos now, you've convinced me to try noni ASAP. Reverse psychology is a wonderful thing.

  • @elisehill992
    @elisehill992 4 года назад +4

    Haha that was funny! Made me laugh. The fridge scene is spooky !

  • @LoldemortII
    @LoldemortII 4 года назад +3

    And here I was thinking that 2020 couldn't get any worse.

  • @AllTheCloudsArePink
    @AllTheCloudsArePink 4 года назад +5

    Watched this after watching some newly uploaded Steve1989 vids and had some questions about myself afterwards

  • @GetToThePointAlready
    @GetToThePointAlready 4 года назад +3

    I love the intro with every fiber of my being lmao poor jared XD

  • @Thanatos--
    @Thanatos-- 4 года назад

    Fun video. Thanks for keeping on cranking them out.

  • @verontan
    @verontan 4 года назад +1

    love all your noni videos you're hilarious

  • @tbabubba32682
    @tbabubba32682 4 года назад +2

    I don't know why but, watching this video makes me want to try this.

  • @thecia9498
    @thecia9498 2 года назад +1

    Just a video suggestion but there are these fruits native to the carribean, I know they're in Puerto Rico for sure. We call them kenapas but they're called a bunch of things and they're really tasty with a distinct flavor and mango like texture.

  • @rougesunset
    @rougesunset 4 года назад

    Superb intro
    I chuckled many times

  • @SkuttleCS
    @SkuttleCS 4 года назад +4

    6:43
    DON'T DEAD
    OPEN INSIDE

  • @soddinnutter5633
    @soddinnutter5633 4 года назад

    Wow, you are absolutely brimming with enthusiasm during the cooking process 😂

  • @kyrab7914
    @kyrab7914 2 года назад

    Love the narrative you came up with. You looked so sad while the noni was boiling, I feel like that's what you felt like the whole time

  • @crow_feather
    @crow_feather 9 месяцев назад

    Freaking hilarious! I don't think it's possible for there to be a less enthusiastic cooking video on RUclips! Thank you for sacrificing your taste buds (and a bit of your sanity!) for the sake of giving us a good laugh!

    • @WeirdExplorer
      @WeirdExplorer  9 месяцев назад +1

      Glad you enjoyed it!

    • @crow_feather
      @crow_feather 9 месяцев назад

      @@WeirdExplorer Hahaha! I very much did! Gave me a really good laugh first thing this morning! I do hope your poor blender survived!

  • @dogmanbitehurt8243
    @dogmanbitehurt8243 4 года назад +1

    m8 you should make an entire playlist out of all the noni videos

  • @yp1318
    @yp1318 4 года назад +1

    You should try the Mayapple ( podophyllum peltatum ) it's native to eastern USA and Canada

  • @elisabettas2238
    @elisabettas2238 4 года назад

    This was fun to watch, as usual 😁
    Reminds me of early RUclips.

  • @ShineHatfield
    @ShineHatfield 4 года назад

    "Spices..... What are they? Who cares?" Hahahahahahaha. I love it

  • @Pillowcase
    @Pillowcase 2 года назад +2

    How to tell if you've been watching a lot of Weird Explorer:
    The gag about the "ketchup song" and "noni" is really damn funny to you.

  • @theelectricant98
    @theelectricant98 4 года назад +2

    The moment I've been waiting for!

  • @GameGardener
    @GameGardener 4 года назад +5

    This made my Sunday 😂

  • @bumblingbuffalo2275
    @bumblingbuffalo2275 4 года назад +5

    When this pandemic business is over, you should give Noni a chance with the Mythical Chef Josh. Could be fuuuun :D

  • @scottrivers8706
    @scottrivers8706 4 года назад +1

    Why is there a dislike, this man is a warrior and I love his vids

  • @surpriseitscaz
    @surpriseitscaz 4 года назад +1

    Later that night, Jared burned the tupperware container, the blender, the pot, the stove, the fridge, his kitchen and his entire apartment.

  • @rattlesnakz9716
    @rattlesnakz9716 Год назад

    6:18 " this does not need to be dispensed" I thought you were going to say it needs to be discarded haha

  • @eidolor
    @eidolor 4 года назад

    Reluctant grumpy Jared cooking is something nobody knew they needed

  • @travisburkley23
    @travisburkley23 4 года назад

    Love you man! Did you ever take care of the facebook page using your videos in their ads? I never found it again so I assumed you did

  • @nottelling6598
    @nottelling6598 4 года назад

    Obviously, you need to try noni pie next. Maybe noni upside-down cake. Noni a la mode. Noni ice cream.
    This is your life now.
    We will never stop.

  • @Mainjoyner
    @Mainjoyner 4 года назад +17

    Should make a durian ketchup, probobly miles better

    • @WeirdExplorer
      @WeirdExplorer  4 года назад +3

      future episode :) and yeah durian ketchup wasn't bad.

  • @HaydenX
    @HaydenX 4 года назад

    At the end there, I half expected you to highlight my comment on the previous video about noni seed tea.

  • @TheGreatDrAsian
    @TheGreatDrAsian 4 года назад +6

    This lockdown is leaving everyone with wayyy too much free time on their hands lol

  • @SnakeGuyJohnny
    @SnakeGuyJohnny 4 года назад +1

    "The fresh fruit's strong, vomit-like odor has made it a famine food in most regions, but it remains a staple food among some cultures, and has been used in traditional medicine. In the consumer market, it has been introduced as a supplement in various formats, such as capsules, skin products, and juices." -Wikipedia

    • @mfree80286
      @mfree80286 4 года назад

      Capsules! Cover the "richness" until it's with it's compatriot flavors... in the stomach.

  • @katieb.9556
    @katieb.9556 3 года назад

    This is my favorite episode.

  • @critterjon4061
    @critterjon4061 4 года назад +1

    Hats off to your landlord for not evicting you for making your entire apartment building smell like satan’s armpits

  • @richardbidinger2577
    @richardbidinger2577 4 года назад +10

    OMG, that looked like vomit.🤮
    Hey, I've got an idea, how about Noni beer.🤔

    • @CaedmonOS
      @CaedmonOS 4 года назад

      wine

    • @SealiioNahka
      @SealiioNahka 4 года назад +1

      Might taste like a lager.

    • @susanfender307
      @susanfender307 4 года назад

      How about no?

    • @yungpm
      @yungpm 3 года назад

      I’d rather have a noni bullet to the leg

  • @worldlycashmoneyenterprises
    @worldlycashmoneyenterprises 4 года назад

    i was really stoned on the big island of hawaii and came across a noni plant, it was super trippy. had i known it was a delicious treat i would have munched on one.

  • @pogfishfruity3731
    @pogfishfruity3731 2 года назад

    So glad this wasn't uploaded on April 1st otherwise I'd be disappointed

  • @DeathMetalDerf
    @DeathMetalDerf 2 года назад

    I love your masochistic streak! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @oviiembem6302
    @oviiembem6302 3 года назад

    My parent have this tree in their frontyard, they sell the fruits to farmer as a pest repeler (like rodent, snail, snake) on rice farm, it work wonder as organic pest repeler and it was generally know for being part of traditional medicine, but it wasn't good for consumtion at all due to awful smell and horrible taste.

  • @a-goblin
    @a-goblin 4 года назад

    the horror style bits are prefect here

  • @pralta4939
    @pralta4939 4 года назад

    can you compare different varieties of blueberries? that would be interesting cause there are many unique ones and many regular ones.

  • @googlewreckedit
    @googlewreckedit 2 года назад

    Ha! This was a gem of an episode. Sorry for your pain.

  • @marialiyubman
    @marialiyubman 3 года назад +1

    I tasted its juice.
    It smells and tastes like someone ate stinky Parmesan cheese, took the subway and threw up on my train and I’m now sitting in it for 30 minutes.
    This is how it tastes.

  • @ricbaker4739
    @ricbaker4739 4 года назад +1

    You're going to have the coroner knocking on the door asking if he left a body in there 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @vickielawson3114
    @vickielawson3114 3 месяца назад +1

    The noni fruit itself looks like a giant botfly larva. That’s not a good sign.

  • @GolosinasArgentinas
    @GolosinasArgentinas 4 года назад

    You sure sounded thrilled while cooking it! Now make a noni coffee substitute for your "That's Not Coffee" series 😃😇.

  • @joepena5771
    @joepena5771 4 года назад

    The Mark Frost book! Very nice! That ketchup looks, and probably smells, like the "food" the hospital made for Pete Martel in the 2nd season. How about a special best fruit for pie episode for the upcoming conjunction of Jupiter and Saturn later this year?

  • @ericv00
    @ericv00 4 года назад +9

    Oh hey! Looks like you and I have similar taste in entertainment.

  • @sdfkjgh
    @sdfkjgh 4 года назад +2

    Hey Jared, ever thought of using en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calamansi to make ketchup?

  • @ItsTristan1st
    @ItsTristan1st 4 года назад +1

    So proud!

  • @jplbagus6504
    @jplbagus6504 4 года назад +1

    Five days ago: I'm not doing any more noni videos. No.
    The next episode:

  • @sherriechandler6582
    @sherriechandler6582 2 года назад

    Dude!!!!! You’re hilarious!!!! Hilarious 😂!

  • @bcatbb2896
    @bcatbb2896 4 года назад

    Actually you forgot fermentation with the fruit, I heard some areas in Asia mix the fruit with other veggies to make fermented dishes

  • @detromaniac
    @detromaniac 9 месяцев назад

    The way you approach this with the enthusiasm of a death row inmate is a riot.