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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

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  • @terahprice4671
    @terahprice4671 10 месяцев назад +5846

    "We never have to talk about Ireland again until next week" I cackled out loud

    • @RingyDingDing
      @RingyDingDing 10 месяцев назад +16

      I read this as she said it in the video😂

  • @syr1ah
    @syr1ah 10 месяцев назад +10094

    this comment section is the exact same scene as the beginning of beauty and the beast where the townspeople break into “belle” and are yelling bonjour at each other

    • @djl2457
      @djl2457 10 месяцев назад +171

      I fucking cackled at this

    • @Kleopold94
      @Kleopold94 10 месяцев назад +55

      I’ve never seen this movie but I’ll watch it for this alone

    • @haileypaetz2936
      @haileypaetz2936 10 месяцев назад +56

      BONJOUR

    • @cheeseandsprinkles77
      @cheeseandsprinkles77 10 месяцев назад +110

      I NEED SIX EGGS

    • @bobisu3111
      @bobisu3111 10 месяцев назад +12

      Now it's in my head

  • @therealillivanilli2052
    @therealillivanilli2052 10 месяцев назад +2281

    i had one earbud in, and then brittany said, “uPDATE ON THE IRISHMAN-“ and suddenly both earbuds were in

    • @diddlysquat-yh3wc
      @diddlysquat-yh3wc 10 месяцев назад

      When did she say this??????

    • @zyprexza
      @zyprexza 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@diddlysquat-yh3wcin the beginning lol

    • @chan_martin
      @chan_martin 5 месяцев назад +1

      Taking hands off the wheel to insert my earbuds for this story

  • @anthonydillion2631
    @anthonydillion2631 10 месяцев назад +881

    “Idk what I’ve been saying for 27 minutes” and the video is legitimately at 27 minutes. Sometimes I wonder if she does this all in one take or if she takes break in between- or if Stanley ever takes parts out. She really does just chug through the report, and post it. I love her for that

    • @nimbus4653
      @nimbus4653 10 месяцев назад +108

      honestly, from what i can see, most of the videos have very little editing just cuts for the ads! which i love! her unfiltered thought flow is the perfect level of stimulation for my rat brain lol

    • @kat30399
      @kat30399 10 месяцев назад +30

      I'm assuming she has a monitor to make sure everything is in the frame & actively recording. It probably shows how long she's been recording.

    • @43v3rglow
      @43v3rglow 10 месяцев назад +3

      The old episodes had little to no cuts, I think she does the whole episode but the editing just changed.

  • @chelsealongmore
    @chelsealongmore 10 месяцев назад +779

    im on my hands and knees begging someone to make animated adaptations of Brittany’s alternate universe tangents but I need them to be that gross meat canyon type of animation style.

    • @msjessebug
      @msjessebug 10 месяцев назад +39

      Was gunna comment this. I want her to create an animated show for us of all her brain rot ideas. I’d watch it religiously I already know

    • @hannahysabelle
      @hannahysabelle 10 месяцев назад +14

      What I’d give to see how an animator would recreate her sudden screams into the void 😭🙏🏻

    • @darbykeeley4337
      @darbykeeley4337 10 месяцев назад +6

      meat canyon animation style would be perfect. i love him

    • @Dr_RenDiamond
      @Dr_RenDiamond 10 месяцев назад +1

      NEED an animation in SoriSora's style 🙏🙏

    • @angelicapricity
      @angelicapricity 9 месяцев назад +1

      considered doing this on several occasions

  • @battytats
    @battytats 10 месяцев назад +6296

    i listen to this like it’s a castle boy in medieval times reading us the king’s declaration

    • @roxypicasso66
      @roxypicasso66 10 месяцев назад +29

      it’s our fearless supreme leader’s declaration:D

    • @whoyoufightin1442
      @whoyoufightin1442 10 месяцев назад +3

      honestly

    • @NathanExploshin
      @NathanExploshin 10 месяцев назад +6

      Still not sure it isn’t a castle boy reading us the king’s declaration

    • @battytats
      @battytats 10 месяцев назад +10

      she liked my comment and i shit myself

    • @ninamartyn9322
      @ninamartyn9322 10 месяцев назад +1

      That’s exactly what this is like

  • @sadiearneson7199
    @sadiearneson7199 10 месяцев назад +2156

    7:54 “Imagine having direct access to me” *hell yeah fucking right!* 👏👏

    • @xantiaxo
      @xantiaxo 10 месяцев назад +11

      we need a clip of this on tik tok

    • @cherryxbond
      @cherryxbond 10 месяцев назад +5

      I KNOW THATS RIGHT

    • @humanure0
      @humanure0 10 месяцев назад +2

      nah but like i be responding to people i care dearly about in like minimum 1 day, maximum 3weeks. on average about 4 days. just ain’t social

    • @johnsmoak8237
      @johnsmoak8237 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@humanure0me 2

    • @Arthokuano
      @Arthokuano 8 месяцев назад

      PUUR

  • @kristina9464
    @kristina9464 10 месяцев назад +2698

    yall i just finished having a mental break down and literally opened youtube and said ‘brittany broski i need you’ and this is the first video that comes up
    our leader is truly here for her citizens

    • @laurencass6449
      @laurencass6449 10 месяцев назад +6

      ❤❤

    • @brooksilberstein5512
      @brooksilberstein5512 10 месяцев назад +9

      Ayy hope you chillin' now ❤

    • @brisarodriguez6265
      @brisarodriguez6265 10 месяцев назад +31

      “Save us donalt trump” type shi

    • @daniellahenriquez7841
      @daniellahenriquez7841 10 месяцев назад +3

      our supreme leader 😔♥️ (same here, hope you're feeling better. Hope you know you're awesome and deserve to have great things happen)

    • @elizabethdeleon4473
      @elizabethdeleon4473 10 месяцев назад +9

      Dude, I was crying right when I clicked on the video, Britney starts talking and my tear ducts are as dry as the Sahara

  • @ellieamoe
    @ellieamoe 10 месяцев назад +161

    18:03 actually dying at “good night” used as a reaction. I’m stealing that so hard that’s so funny gcrhwbdd

    • @Allison-tk1sd
      @Allison-tk1sd 10 месяцев назад +5

      For some reason this is super randomly used exactly like this in people around 40 these days and they're all from different places and I CANNOT figure out the orgin

    • @LawnOrnament
      @LawnOrnament 10 месяцев назад +8

      As far as i know it’s a southern thing. I have heard people say it my whole life in Texas. Not sure of the true origin though.

    • @emmelinesprig489
      @emmelinesprig489 9 месяцев назад +1

      @LawnOrnament Yeah my grandma from the south is the only person I’ve heard say it.

  • @olivia-ch2cw
    @olivia-ch2cw 10 месяцев назад +99

    this is one of my favorite episodes ever. the hamburger helper stanley mental movie scene, the zillow image in the capcut bit, the reciting sherlock. i am blessed to be a member of broski nation amen.

    • @bodyaelectric
      @bodyaelectric 9 месяцев назад

      trueee the whole hamburger helper mental movie scene is my favourite part omgggg

  • @tottieturnip
    @tottieturnip 10 месяцев назад +2716

    not her JUMPSCARING me with that "annyeonghaseyo" in the beginning

    • @MrAilsaAng
      @MrAilsaAng 10 месяцев назад +146

      “kamsahamnidaa~” LIKE ?!? WHAT WAS THAT?????? (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)

    • @ExploreWithEm
      @ExploreWithEm 10 месяцев назад +6

      Fr😭😭😭😭

    • @mimik222
      @mimik222 10 месяцев назад +4

      SAME 😭

    • @jacksonliu2966
      @jacksonliu2966 10 месяцев назад +57

      started the episode and immediately went looking for this

    • @graciegomes7624
      @graciegomes7624 10 месяцев назад

      i’m waiting patiently for the day brittany finds a kpop boy to thirst over so that demon in me can be satisfied

  • @Subbbby20
    @Subbbby20 10 месяцев назад +2758

    barreling down the 91 freeway with my eyes closed

    • @BrooklynBynum
      @BrooklynBynum 10 месяцев назад +28

      such a crazy comment, i have been laughing out loud at this for 10 minutes

    • @lanawhitevancleemput2239
      @lanawhitevancleemput2239 10 месяцев назад +8

      LITERALLY MEEE OMW TO FINALS WEEK

    • @kuroarimiyazaki4628
      @kuroarimiyazaki4628 10 месяцев назад +13

      Ain’t no barreling down the 91 with all this traffic :(

    • @kristophersonx
      @kristophersonx 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@BrooklynBynumit’s the barreling of it all 😂

    • @Swazinga
      @Swazinga 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@kuroarimiyazaki4628you just didn’t drive fast enough!

  • @Bellalugosi
    @Bellalugosi 10 месяцев назад +934

    This is both my weekly church service and AA meeting. I’m on time every week, nodding and saying “amen” in the front row 🙏🏻

  • @msjessebug
    @msjessebug 10 месяцев назад +172

    Does Brittany have to watch and approve these before they’re posted? The thought her watching this back and laughing and thinking “they’ll love this” makes me so happy. Because we do 🥹

  • @Smollusk
    @Smollusk 10 месяцев назад +105

    I know this is probably said a lot but brittany voicing what we all feel is just so refreshing. The bit at the end about wanting more from life than what our phones give is something thats been on my mind a lot lately. I cant be the only one that feels kinda hollow and just drained after being on social media, ty lord broski

    • @nahimgood4
      @nahimgood4 10 месяцев назад +1

      Same, i've not been on anything but RUclips for years and still i scroll on youtube shorts and find "x and y celeb EXPOSED" and "Clean girl makeup is OUT, grime is IN!!" Like wtf are we reverting back to 2005 gossip/beauty magazines?? YT has always been prone to BS but i feel like lately (since 2019??) its gotten, in both comments and content, gradually more rotting. Training your feed/recommended is essential now :((

  • @fleurwarren1234
    @fleurwarren1234 10 месяцев назад +1151

    the tinder sponsor after talking about how she hates men. i love her 🤭

    • @konrad1916
      @konrad1916 10 месяцев назад +1

      For I handed on to you as of first importance what I also received: that Christ died for our sins in accordance with the scriptures; that he was buried; that he was raised on the third day in accordance with the scriptures
      1 Corinthians 15:3

    • @ktrofo
      @ktrofo 10 месяцев назад +26

      @@konrad1916ur right, her continuing to go on tinder IS akin to Jesus

    • @johnsmoak8237
      @johnsmoak8237 9 месяцев назад

      Not me identifying with the cis-het feminist/misandrist community leader except reverse the roles
      As a firstborn son with a younger sister I must admit that watching her grow up with these role models explains why she keeps getting into the same shitty relationships with guys that have status or looks but can't focus up to get her own career underway. Not that this shit raised me to be any better tbh, just watching it happen in mass for any internet-bound fem-thinking person from outside makes me realize..."I hate men" is literally a cry for help at this point, no?
      I'm seriously asking, this isn't an attempt to make a joke or anything. I've had a guy friend that's had a rough love life and sometimes I've said some gross shit about women at large because of how I feel treated like dick and not respected for the man I see myself as, much less allowed to express myself in an equal and feminist way. Even my most progressive fem-friends have called me stupid and boring, and I've said things bc of that such as "these bitches got me wishing I was straight-up gay...and im already not straight!?
      I wanted a family, but imma have to settle for church and cheating at this rate."
      And I don't condone that I said that crap, but I'm also incapable of continuing to gaslight myself into thinking that it's all my fault. Idk if it's the area I live in or what, but finding somebody who's willing to sit down and have a 1:1 about the facts of life before getting to the deed...yeah..I'm dating a 39 yo now...bc she's mature enough for me. She knows what she wants and why, and she knows she can get it with or without me.
      It's that self esteem...I can't give it to you.

    • @TheUnicornUnicorn
      @TheUnicornUnicorn 4 месяца назад

      @@konrad1916 Girl the fuck you on about

  • @viv8204
    @viv8204 10 месяцев назад +919

    not to be honest and openhearted but i live alone for the first time in my life and being able to put on the broski report every week keeps me going bc i pretend ur sitting in my kitchen just yapping for an hour and it helps simulate human interaction. thank u great leader

    • @bb_09990
      @bb_09990 10 месяцев назад +8

      me too 😂

    • @savannahcook7246
      @savannahcook7246 10 месяцев назад +29

      Girl SAME! Like parasocial relationship or not, I 100% consider Brittany to be my friend. Like I have conversations with her (don’t grippy socks me plz) and find that I adopt her mannerisms and habits in my day to day life hahaha it’s seriously like having a best friend that I can hang out with (watch RUclips and tik tok vids of) anytime I need/want!

    • @mathildeleprince5597
      @mathildeleprince5597 10 месяцев назад +1

      Same here ❤

    • @emie6192
      @emie6192 10 месяцев назад +12

      "not to be honest and openhearted" is so real. I also feel the same, this podcast makes me feel less alone

    • @whitneyr3407
      @whitneyr3407 10 месяцев назад

      !!!!

  • @Jasmine_U_B
    @Jasmine_U_B 10 месяцев назад +1032

    EVERYONE UP FROM THE BARRACKS. CAPTAIN SAID WE GOTTA FUCK IT UP IN THE A.M.

  • @sushij8413
    @sushij8413 10 месяцев назад +56

    I am going through the same "situationship" thing with my own boy right now that is almost perfectly mirroring yours and I've got to say it's nice to go through it with someone. You remind me that I have worth and that I should be respected by my potential partners. Thanks Brittany ❤

  • @cookievainillacacao
    @cookievainillacacao 10 месяцев назад +63

    my favorite thing to do is react as if this were a conversation and I actively listen and everything

  • @zarapowell1127
    @zarapowell1127 10 месяцев назад +1167

    i am mentally unwell and clinging to this podcast like a buoy in a stormy ocean

    • @kimg2573
      @kimg2573 10 месяцев назад +19

      FR😭😭😭😭

    • @MV-md5yf
      @MV-md5yf 10 месяцев назад +27

      Ms Broski is the only thing keeping me from panic attacks rn like a small shield against a storm of knives

    • @Mrsolpjh
      @Mrsolpjh 10 месяцев назад +3

      REAL

    • @SwampRobin
      @SwampRobin 10 месяцев назад +2

      Sssssssaaaame

    • @voodooladyink6869
      @voodooladyink6869 10 месяцев назад +7

      It's okay. Cling to whatever keeps your head up. I'm slowly becoming that plant lady... loves from Ohio.

  • @palmtreetarot06
    @palmtreetarot06 10 месяцев назад +1044

    "mama there's mold in your straw" lmaoooo

    • @raekarkoc928
      @raekarkoc928 10 месяцев назад +30

      My roommate has been sick for like 2 months and I'm fairly certain that its bc she doesn't wash her water bottle

    • @AVspectre
      @AVspectre 10 месяцев назад +17

      I love my water bottles but I am religious with cleaning. I prefer widemouth Nalgene type bottles so I can reach and view everything. 👀

  • @maddynye
    @maddynye 10 месяцев назад +691

    girl i went to a speed dating event and got played (fed and immediately blocked) by a MARRIED irishman with children and a PREGNANT wife. The country has been ruined for me 😓 i felt that spiritual sermon in my SOUL

    • @lilmissemi
      @lilmissemi 10 месяцев назад +30

      This is my sign not to go to a speed dating event 😂

    • @maddynye
      @maddynye 10 месяцев назад +16

      @@lilmissemi my first and only 🙃 imagine my surprise when he removed his contact info from their site too LOL

    • @glupik1234
      @glupik1234 10 месяцев назад +20

      ​@@maddynyedamn girl how did you find out that he's a "family man"?

    • @maddynye
      @maddynye 10 месяцев назад

      @@glupik1234 my coworker helped me call on her phone, then he unblocked and he texted me that he was married and “trying to work things out” (then blocked again) so i wanted to look her up to maybe reach out and tell her. found her facebook in about 30 minutes and they had literally announced the gender TWO WEEKS earlier of their THIRD child. never felt so disgusted with myself 😔

    • @maddynye
      @maddynye 10 месяцев назад

      @@glupik1234 my coworker helped me call from her phone to confront, he texted me “i’m sorry im married trying to fix things” and blocked me again. I wanted to reach out to possibly let her know bc i knew there had been others - found her FB page in 30 minutes and last post was them TWO weeks earlier announcing the gender of their THIRD child. he used only an initial on the site for his last name too - i happened to see his driver’s license one night and remembered his last name. literally never felt so disgusted with myself 😣

  • @bajillianaire
    @bajillianaire 10 месяцев назад +88

    "Patrick the Star" threw me off way harder than it should have

    • @justlilly7653
      @justlilly7653 7 месяцев назад

      This is genuinely the best thing I've read all month

  • @queen_of_wands_astro
    @queen_of_wands_astro 10 месяцев назад +76

    Been thinking about starting a RUclips channel for a while now, and my fiancé asked me, in an attempt to get me inspired, "What would Brittany Broski do?" Of course I said, "That is the most otherworldly, unfair comparison, that woman is firing on all cylinders, she has accessed the 98% of her brain that rest of us can't, I could never do what she does." Every day you prove me right.

    • @savannahcook7246
      @savannahcook7246 10 месяцев назад +5

      You should do it! Start the channel! If it’s something you’re passionate about, be proud to share it!

    • @frogalicious123
      @frogalicious123 10 месяцев назад +1

      stop that's sad

  • @laynag2902
    @laynag2902 10 месяцев назад +568

    The oat milk hamburger helper section had me OUTTT😭 Brittany is freaking hilarious brooo

  • @haidenmckay9477
    @haidenmckay9477 10 месяцев назад +375

    i love brittany. shes so real, i just got ghosted by a guy who i was obsessed with too and it just helps so much watching and feeling less alone

    • @Bellalugosi
      @Bellalugosi 10 месяцев назад +13

      Happens to the best of us

    • @AlexisBii
      @AlexisBii 10 месяцев назад +2

      Really does happen to the best of us

    • @kaitlync.8817
      @kaitlync.8817 10 месяцев назад +2

      Same thing happened for me recently

    • @siena4235
      @siena4235 10 месяцев назад +6

      men ain’t shit bby hope u feel better soon

  • @groob1
    @groob1 10 месяцев назад +547

    @ 7:08 "Church, amen?"
    literally holding back tears at my fucking desk at my fucking corporate girlboss job oh my god nothing funnier is on the internet

    • @jayshiny282
      @jayshiny282 10 месяцев назад +26

      Was your head bowed in prayer??

    • @emilysager846
      @emilysager846 10 месяцев назад +6

      Lmao same as fuck

    • @e_aa518
      @e_aa518 10 месяцев назад +9

      not me saying amen though 💀💀💀

    • @KirstenJohnson1227
      @KirstenJohnson1227 10 месяцев назад +6

      The way I said amen and lifted my head but she kept going really captured the pastor vibes

    • @laurynbrown4751
      @laurynbrown4751 10 месяцев назад +5

      me, not religious, saying amen while on the treadmill with the gym full of men who will watch me try not to fall off due to laughing so much

  • @bellabunnieasmr
    @bellabunnieasmr 10 месяцев назад +38

    broski team i’m begging you to upload broski report as a video podcast on spotify i want our fearless leader to be on my wrapped!!! but i need her physical humor!!

    • @nacho6438
      @nacho6438 10 месяцев назад +2

      DEEPLY need this

  • @ninagates3390
    @ninagates3390 10 месяцев назад +540

    i love resting easy knowing I have pledged my allegiance to a just and honorable queen and im part of a nation that respects and understands me

    • @SarinahSilvas
      @SarinahSilvas 10 месяцев назад +3

      I tell people I’m writing in Brittany Broski for president

    • @keycartier9100
      @keycartier9100 10 месяцев назад +3

      Agree agree agree shakes head in agreement aggressively

  • @sydcantswim
    @sydcantswim 10 месяцев назад +351

    i’m convinced broski nation dungeons have a little leprechaun chained to the stone wall right beside stanley.

  • @caitlinham
    @caitlinham 10 месяцев назад +251

    "get your money up" 10:50 My body actually convulsed from laughing out loud 💀

  • @gentleslut
    @gentleslut 10 месяцев назад +1

    my three month situationship just dumped me and this made me feel so much better thank you brittany for being vulnerable online you’re helping so many more people than you even know ❤

  • @eileenfortner8624
    @eileenfortner8624 10 месяцев назад +13

    Cleaned my depression room in its entirety while watching this! Accomplishments are happening broski nation!

    • @chan_martin
      @chan_martin 5 месяцев назад

      Thank you Supreme Leader Broski 🙏

  • @brookeb.1476
    @brookeb.1476 10 месяцев назад +363

    the second you started “roof… roofs… rooves…” i was like “she’s gonna google it” 😂

  • @MaddieKDGal
    @MaddieKDGal 10 месяцев назад +759

    My marriage has become playing hours of the podcast I’ve already listened to in front of my husband and turning to look at him to make sure he’s laughing at the right parts

    • @gracielaird720
      @gracielaird720 10 месяцев назад +41

      No because I watched her cameo video and found it so funny that once I finished it I IMMEDIATELY came into the living room, put it on the tv and forced my boyfriend to watch. I rewatched it literally 2 seconds after finishing it the first time and was STILL laughing just as hard

    • @fath3rr0an
      @fath3rr0an 10 месяцев назад +18

      Me, showing this comment to my husband rn: “see it’s not just me!!” 😂😂

    • @Bellalugosi
      @Bellalugosi 10 месяцев назад +3

      As you should

    • @jenchuuriki
      @jenchuuriki 10 месяцев назад +1

      so real

    • @bobbiedaniel9347
      @bobbiedaniel9347 10 месяцев назад

      It's only right

  • @Freaked_it
    @Freaked_it 10 месяцев назад +880

    GOOOOOOOD MORNING BROSKI NATION

  • @koookeeez
    @koookeeez 10 месяцев назад +5

    53:15 - 54:30 PREACH 🙏 thank you for addressing this. The addiction and toxicity of social media is so real I felt that scream in my soul ❤️

  • @EmnaOTHMANI-dy8bz
    @EmnaOTHMANI-dy8bz 9 месяцев назад +9

    no but i started cry laughing at the begenning when she said hello in Korean IT WAS SO RANDOM I LOVED IT

  • @maddyg1998
    @maddyg1998 10 месяцев назад +360

    Brittany having that whole Sherlock Holmes scene memorized as a child is a massive part of her lore I fear

  • @tbennett1736
    @tbennett1736 10 месяцев назад +175

    The Hamburger Helper with the big glass of Milk lol the most southern thing ever!

    • @oliviaw.2842
      @oliviaw.2842 10 месяцев назад +6

      Someone tell Brit about lactose free milk!! We gotta keep up our calcium ladies and gents

  • @rachele8380
    @rachele8380 10 месяцев назад +260

    who else immediately dropped their head and closed their eyes when she said lets bow in prayer LMAOO

    • @pb9927
      @pb9927 10 месяцев назад +4

      brought me back to church days with that lol

    • @Xxbaesiaa
      @Xxbaesiaa 10 месяцев назад +4

      I even put my hands out to hold everyone else’s hands 😂

    • @karmonfrench8753
      @karmonfrench8753 10 месяцев назад

      🙋🏻‍♀️

  • @worlddictionary9954
    @worlddictionary9954 10 месяцев назад +4

    brittany! it's good to hear about your issue with your situationship. because it's very relatable, and it's good to hear that other people go through similar things

  • @Ahnicka
    @Ahnicka 10 месяцев назад +18

    I appreciate your commentary on the importance of intellectualism and expanding your mind with valuable literature/art, rather than forming your personality around 15-second clips, that ultimately feed the chain of overconsumption. It’s so healthy to read old and new literature, and it is so crucial to admire art from different perspectives. Books, music, etc fills us with a passion to learn and understand. These things challenge us and result in critical thinking.

  • @TabrizWalker
    @TabrizWalker 10 месяцев назад +361

    All jokes aside, the work she does is so important. It is so crucial to realize that the stuff we see online, the stuff that gets boosted, the stuff that drives us apart, the entertaining stuff packed with subtle subliminal lies, it's all theatre. The creepiest shit ever is that the "Metaverse" originated in a science fiction novel where fact and fiction became seamlessly blended, and no one minded it at all. Yes, fictional stories can be filled with truth. But this puppet show online is not it and I'm so grateful to her for calling it TF out. To have us curate our feeds critically, seek a really broad foundation of world knowledge, and being a true Renaissance woman. Brittany is so on fire for someone who just got ghosted. I have infinite respect for her messages, as silly as she is. She's the whole package and I can't wait for her to find a good dude to share her life with

    • @rachelberry3385
      @rachelberry3385 10 месяцев назад +3

      Yes all hail Brittany

    • @butterballin
      @butterballin 10 месяцев назад +1

      wait can you tell me what the name of that science fiction novel is??

    • @naveensvoboda9604
      @naveensvoboda9604 10 месяцев назад

      Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson!@@butterballin

  • @manwtf3883
    @manwtf3883 10 месяцев назад +364

    "I DIDNT KNOW WE WERE MAKIN TURD STEW LINDA PUT THAT SHIT BACK ON THERE" ive just exited my body

    • @p1nk_anthem
      @p1nk_anthem 10 месяцев назад +16

      WHEN SHE KEPT PRETENDING TO OPEN THE LID AND YELLING “GOODNIGHT” 😭

    • @trashmagicsuperstar
      @trashmagicsuperstar 10 месяцев назад +7

      the whole dutch oven bit made me so excited bc the one time she liked and replied to my comment was when she farted on her spam and i commented “did you dutch oven yourself” and she says yes and sorry i’ve just never been so happy

  • @lia9214
    @lia9214 10 месяцев назад +493

    HANDS OFF THE WHEEL FOR OUR SUPREME LEADER

    • @adel4430
      @adel4430 10 месяцев назад

      had me up until the milk part fr

  • @DirtyDaltino
    @DirtyDaltino 10 месяцев назад +10

    2:30
    Brittany: "... and I just forgot what I was talking about"
    Me: "Same here girl I have no clue"
    🤣

  • @blehhhhhhhh_
    @blehhhhhhhh_ 9 месяцев назад +3

    broke up with my bf of a year. youre vids always bring me down to reality and give a good laugh. love you!! been here since the beginning :)

  • @tinyrat275
    @tinyrat275 10 месяцев назад +389

    AWAKE AND READY

  • @Mrsolpjh
    @Mrsolpjh 10 месяцев назад +120

    Brittany going through a situationship at the same time as me is so validating. His msgs started getting dry so I killed the conversation before he could. Help me fr

    • @angeladamian4550
      @angeladamian4550 10 месяцев назад +2

      Mine dumped me over a little argument and degraded me so bad.

    • @Mrsolpjh
      @Mrsolpjh 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@angeladamian4550 sorry to hear that, that sucks. You are so much better off without him though if he treats you like that.

    • @kileyradovich7618
      @kileyradovich7618 10 месяцев назад +1

      sucks cuz mine just isn’t in a good place/ not ready for a relationship so we aren’t talking that much rn 😢

  • @m.k.696
    @m.k.696 10 месяцев назад +225

    I genuinely listen to this podcast with the same level of attention and desire as Americans during the Great Depression listening to FDR’s fireside chats. ALL HAIL SUPREME LEADER BROSKI!!!!!

    • @jeejypeej
      @jeejypeej 10 месяцев назад +8

      LMFAOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE FUCKING FIRESIDE CHATS

  • @shook917
    @shook917 9 месяцев назад +8

    The way that you reenact situations is literally me

  • @brookenoelle2836
    @brookenoelle2836 10 месяцев назад +12

    Hamburger helper mention was SO REAL

  • @kenidyreece
    @kenidyreece 10 месяцев назад +290

    this episode felt like when you got to have a pizza party in elementary school and everyone’s so excited and won’t shut up and the teacher has to threaten recess and the pizza party if everyone doesn’t focus on the math lesson first.

  • @ittybitty_bat
    @ittybitty_bat 10 месяцев назад +236

    I need a shirt that says
    “If I am laughing ominously in public, I am actually listening to Supreme Leader Broski’s the Broski Report Podcast”

    • @chloebecker759
      @chloebecker759 10 месяцев назад +3

      YESSSSSS

    • @gissellew4773
      @gissellew4773 10 месяцев назад +14

      Or one of those cone of shame hats more accurately

    • @lucypadilla1925
      @lucypadilla1925 10 месяцев назад +3

      This was me cackling on the sidewalk eating my lunch

    • @s.deathblow1208
      @s.deathblow1208 10 месяцев назад +1

      Not me in the break room next to my oblivious coworkers 😂😅

    • @kenidyreece
      @kenidyreece 10 месяцев назад +1

      Neeed this bad

  • @nikkiriver9604
    @nikkiriver9604 10 месяцев назад +146

    It's her going into her southern baptist accent while praying for me lmao. Different from her southern toothless grandma accent that makes sure to ask how y'all duu'in and if y'all huungry.

  • @realmaxxine
    @realmaxxine 10 месяцев назад +1

    The oat milk hamburger helper court bit had me crying 😂😂😂😭😭

  • @Lxaxb
    @Lxaxb 10 месяцев назад +2

    I could listen to you talk about literally anything and I would be entertained. Everytime I listen to this podcast it feels like listening to a friend and catching up on stuff each week😂

  • @admanpa
    @admanpa 10 месяцев назад +95

    just ordered the pool boy candle from vacation & put “BRITTANY BROSKI” in the “how did you hear about us” field

    • @321khood
      @321khood 10 месяцев назад +16

      Literally same!! Our fearless leader will get that sponsorship if we have anything to do with it! 😤

    • @nahimgood4
      @nahimgood4 10 месяцев назад

      @admanpa and @321khood are officially the marketing co-leaders of this great nation

  • @bebobyler
    @bebobyler 10 месяцев назад +204

    That purple on the hydro flask is a gorgeous most perfect color

  • @laurenblack6833
    @laurenblack6833 10 месяцев назад +147

    Tell me why when she said bow your head and close your eyes I immediately listened and it sent me back to chapel at school😭

    • @jess5126
      @jess5126 10 месяцев назад +1

      FRR

    • @evielangley8370
      @evielangley8370 10 месяцев назад

      i’m saying

    • @e_aa518
      @e_aa518 10 месяцев назад +3

      the way unconsciously said “amen” during the prayer 😭 the body keeps the score 💀

  • @buhgioolppppo
    @buhgioolppppo 10 месяцев назад +1

    Britney i’m being a trillion percent serious rn, pls make more video thingies saying how you are in control over how much you use your phone, and about phone addiction. it really made me actually feel something which is bonkers and it would help me so much! will be listening to this on repeats until then! ily xoxo

  • @manurodriguez5468
    @manurodriguez5468 10 месяцев назад +13

    I love this woman with all my heart

  • @chr0mebones
    @chr0mebones 10 месяцев назад +51

    8:25 “I’m gone, you lost me………he ghosted me” REAL

  • @gabbyroach5889
    @gabbyroach5889 10 месяцев назад +54

    i love that these are always posted so early in the morning so i get to watch them fresh off the presses while i get ready for work🥺🥰

  • @lw2882
    @lw2882 10 месяцев назад +75

    The Irishman squandering his opportunity is grounds for drawing and quartering courtesy of the supreme leader!! Stay strong sister Brittany

  • @laurenmorich
    @laurenmorich 10 месяцев назад +1

    Wowwwwwwe that speech about her becoming a renaissance woman! I always thought she knows so much about everything and the fact she's that self aware is just amazing! New fan here and lifelong frrrrrreal! ❤

  • @supercozemusic
    @supercozemusic 10 месяцев назад +6

    Did not expect Brittany to say hello and thank u in Korean at the beginning 😂

  • @AngstyAnon
    @AngstyAnon 10 месяцев назад +141

    I just found Brittany’s account and have been binge watching her for the past week lmao

    • @Mad4ito
      @Mad4ito 10 месяцев назад +51

      Welcome to Broski Nation! Buckle in

    • @k-luh
      @k-luh 10 месяцев назад +20

      Where have you been this whole time?? 😂 No but I’m actually quite jealous that you get to sit and consume all of Brittany’s content with fresh eyes. Welcome to Broski Nation! 🫶

    • @shelbys857
      @shelbys857 10 месяцев назад +10

      Welcome traveler

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@k-luh I didn't find her channel until after my sibling died a few months ago. Some of us just have shit going on that leads us to new places. Whatever caused OP to find Brittany, good or bad, doesn't really matter. What matters is that they are here now and are enjoying Brittany's content.

    • @somewhat-blue
      @somewhat-blue 10 месяцев назад

      Saaaame! I was brought in by the radical honesty of those fanfiction videos and I’m having such a good time.

  • @katebaldock7437
    @katebaldock7437 10 месяцев назад +144

    Posting this exactly when I started my lunch break is a blessing x

    • @lilly.stone0
      @lilly.stone0 10 месяцев назад +8

      AT 9AM?

    • @ceciliagrossi4
      @ceciliagrossi4 10 месяцев назад

      @@lilly.stone0there are people who live in europe/other continents you know

    • @althn
      @althn 10 месяцев назад

      @@lilly.stone0this might sound crazy but weird work shifts and time zones

    • @lilahpearleee
      @lilahpearleee 10 месяцев назад

      @@lilly.stone0who's gonna tell her people live outside america

    • @sam-sg4hk
      @sam-sg4hk 10 месяцев назад

      @@lilly.stone01pm in the uk

  • @traviss3nte11
    @traviss3nte11 10 месяцев назад +40

    7:00 i forgot this was a youtube video and literally got transported and said “amen”

  • @tori5509
    @tori5509 10 месяцев назад +1

    watching brittany recite the sherlock holmes scene might have given me the joy i needed to get thru this week, this was truly some successful enrichment time 🙏

  • @alatarach
    @alatarach 10 месяцев назад +4

    brittany!! i've never related to anything more than the urge to be a renaissance woman!!! i just want to be educated in every profession and have a basic but solid understandment of the world to be able to think for myself.. so glad u feel the same

  • @gillianmendez9080
    @gillianmendez9080 10 месяцев назад +39

    "We're talking on whatsap? Get your money up!" had me rolling for too long.

  • @lovenut46
    @lovenut46 10 месяцев назад +34

    but can we talk about your makeup!!! that blush placement!!! 😍😍

  • @samanthaplz
    @samanthaplz 10 месяцев назад +77

    The way I easily ignore my church trauma to bow down my head and pray when mama broski tells me to

    • @kristophersonx
      @kristophersonx 10 месяцев назад +1

      the ONLY time I will allow being proselytized is in the church of Broski Nation

  • @user-si5wg2so5n
    @user-si5wg2so5n 10 месяцев назад

    i talked to an irish guy on whatsapp when i was in highschool and those memories have come flooding back bc of this ep thank you brittany

  • @eviezamora3905
    @eviezamora3905 10 месяцев назад +2

    brit get one of those SAD lamps set up where you do your makeup for some extra vitamin d! it’s been game changer for my mood through the colder months! 💖 love from canada!

  • @ellasirna
    @ellasirna 10 месяцев назад +32

    i cannot imagine dropping BRITTANY‼️

  • @jhart1127
    @jhart1127 10 месяцев назад +306

    YES hands are off the wheel, YES I've plowed into a roundabout, YES I've told the townsfolk to mind their fucking business!!!!
    Edit: we are trying to make horses drink piss through a straw, MAKE WAY!!

  • @lilyflower0616
    @lilyflower0616 10 месяцев назад +33

    I love your bravery in talking like we are two besties alone in a room and not an extremely public RUclips video.

  • @tr1n1ty07
    @tr1n1ty07 10 месяцев назад +3

    watching this before school at 6 am is MY roman empire

  • @koookeeez
    @koookeeez 10 месяцев назад +2

    I love this podcast so much, feels like I'm talking with a friend and she's spilling all the tea ☕ love it ❤️🤗

  • @ashleyrose4975
    @ashleyrose4975 10 месяцев назад +44

    When she started praying my body could not resist closing my eyes and bowing my head and then the prayer escalated into hating Irish people and now I feel like I've done something wrong

    • @glupik1234
      @glupik1234 10 месяцев назад +7

      See that's what it's like to be part of a cult

  • @zoelynnesage
    @zoelynnesage 10 месяцев назад +30

    eyes so dull cuz i’ve kissed my life away like three times since the beginning of the year but this brought me back to life tysm fearless leader

  • @3mmaloops
    @3mmaloops 10 месяцев назад +36

    I'm actually glad to hear you verbalize being at your breaking point with social media shit. Unfortunately that frustration and starvation and yerning for more than superficial bullshit is the only way to change for some of us. Good luck girl, we're all just out here growing together 🌷

  • @mothmanbarbie5637
    @mothmanbarbie5637 2 месяца назад +3

    once i googled a man i was talking to and found a bunch of news headlines from 2001 when he went missing in the woods fore 8 hours

  • @luckilyzoey
    @luckilyzoey 3 месяца назад +1

    “mama there’s mold in your straw” i witch cackled

  • @JediSophia
    @JediSophia 10 месяцев назад +34

    My favorite part about watching the broski report is when I’m doing tasks around the house and I walk away from the room for a second and come back and she’s moved on to talk about making a pee cocktail. 37:36

  • @kaylaaa333
    @kaylaaa333 10 месяцев назад +62

    Thank you for making my Tuesdays something to look forward to while I am miserable at my job!💕💕

  • @snickeysnack5000
    @snickeysnack5000 10 месяцев назад +34

    beef stroganoff hamburger helper was a childhood classic. i think my mom also bought the boxed au gratin and it made me think i didn't like potatos hahahaha

    • @brit331
      @brit331 10 месяцев назад +1

      YESSSS

  • @krislee5343
    @krislee5343 10 месяцев назад +1

    LOL classic Brittany. One minute The Irishman, the next minute Hamburger Helper. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @carrot-lime
    @carrot-lime 10 месяцев назад +1

    “I prepped for it” is giving Roman Roy “I pre grieved”

  • @thebestduoong
    @thebestduoong 10 месяцев назад +33

    I was debating whether the inevitable with the Irishman was things ending or him finding the podcast 😭

  • @lhumminglbird
    @lhumminglbird 10 месяцев назад +42

    Freshly delivered into the psych ward! LETS GOOOOOO!!!

  • @paulimarmatos9591
    @paulimarmatos9591 10 месяцев назад +89

    MAKING MY COFFEE IM AWAKE

  • @NicoleThatcher-xi7sv
    @NicoleThatcher-xi7sv 10 месяцев назад +13

    Britney, living in LA: I haven’t seen the sun in 4 months
    Me, in the PNW: 👁️👄👁️

  • @manumuniz.mp4
    @manumuniz.mp4 10 месяцев назад +2

    BRITTANY! this irishman thing is the PERFECT TIMING - you NEED to go on the bach3lor (the h3 bachelor), they just finished jeff wittek’s!!!!!!

  • @teacup1265
    @teacup1265 10 месяцев назад +35

    Just found out Aaron Taylor-Johnson may be the next James Bond and I couldn’t think of a greater gift from the universe to our great leader 😂