Chuck literally just saved my life. I have been having a really rough go of it and was seriously contemplating suicide. But then I saw Chuck Norris came out with a new movie. Literally all of my depression is gone. And no, that's not a joke. I am being dead serious. Pun optional. I know that you will never see this, but thank you Mr. Norris. For as many men as you have killed, know that you have saved at least one woman. Thank you.
To self proof you possible future suicide contemplations, just know that you can absolutely change your life, live all behind and go to an island and work in a hotel being in the sun everyday or even better, become a full time volunteer at a hospital, in a different country, so many places.. Also, keep in mind that we're all diamonds that need some pressure so the best of us can come up 💛 sending you a hug
Chuck Norris, yeaah!!! Mr. Norris, please, make another Walker, Texas Ranger movie!! You could be retired in your ranch and some story with native-americans...
I have a bad feeling that Chuck Norris will only be in the movie for 15 minutes. I hope to damn that I'm wrong. I am digging the low-budget approach of the though. It's like Norris going back to his very early roots as an actor, which is refreshing for an action star of his age.
Thank God I want the trailer before accidentally trying to watch this on Hulu. I can't watch crummy stuff I don't know why people try to make a movie when they obviously don't know how
😂😂😂 Paid 8 bucks to watch this. Holy Hell...we got Catfished Chuck Norris! He was in it for 10 random minutes until the finale😂😂😂 But hes 80. So awesome.
Holy 💩 It's been a LONG time since Chuck Norris has been in any movies hasn't it? This looks horrible, but it's Chuck....might have to watch it on that alone. 🤣
This is not a movie, Chuck just happened to be in a backyard and his cellphone recorded everything
Ok thats funny af 😅
It's the $10 movie
Kudos to Chuck mid 80's and still kicking ass
Not even close... 😂
Chuck literally just saved my life. I have been having a really rough go of it and was seriously contemplating suicide. But then I saw Chuck Norris came out with a new movie. Literally all of my depression is gone. And no, that's not a joke. I am being dead serious. Pun optional. I know that you will never see this, but thank you Mr. Norris. For as many men as you have killed, know that you have saved at least one woman. Thank you.
To self proof you possible future suicide contemplations, just know that you can absolutely change your life, live all behind and go to an island and work in a hotel being in the sun everyday or even better, become a full time volunteer at a hospital, in a different country, so many places.. Also, keep in mind that we're all diamonds that need some pressure so the best of us can come up 💛 sending you a hug
@@romeu3911 Thank you.
@@Affir2007 This is true hahaha
@@emilydarkhumor4632 Hey, Emily, sending you Love and Good Vibes!!! 🖖✌️🤗
@@dom_pazzo87 Thank you!!
Everyone’s making jokes but this movie is bound to make tens of dollars.
Dolla ... dolla ... dolla ... dolla ... no more dollas ...
Exactly
Chuck Norris is a legend and good man in life. Show him his credit of respect. His movies are all number One in my book😊
this is just a normal Tuesday for good ole Chuck
Much more in shape than Seagal... in 90's 😂
Also Chuck is not fake
It's a Terminator Endoskeleton AI powered with Chuck Norris living tissue around it.
Why would anyone make a military android that looks like an old man?
@@rayharvey1330 Easy to infiltrate. A 7-foot-tall super muscular one would not go unnoticed.
The long-awaited new Chuck Norris's movie! Let's get excited, all the fans!
❤❤❤
A dream comes true! I was always hoping for a new Chuck Norris movie.
@@tobiasbissinger5146 Indeed!
@@tobiasbissinger5146 😀😉
Clowns
Could not look cheaper xD But hey... Norris is back! :D
No. No he's not.
It is clearly a must-watch.
Clearly a no watch
Fantastic! Marc Singer is my idol since V! Can’t miss this movie!
V is a classic!😀
Beast Master too
100% missable... 110% even...
Alright.. thinking about it fifteen seconds after the trailer I'm in! Marc Singer! Chuck Norris! Oh hell yeah 🇺🇲💪🏼
Great to see Chuck Norris back be in action and I will definitely be watching this movie
Chuck Norris super trailer ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Chuck Norris and Marc Singer... yes, I think I will
Chuck Norris isn't a cyborg. A cyborg is Chuck Norris.
this looks TERRIBLE......sign me up!!! LOL
It seems that it was make in my backyard 😒
☠️🤣😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 I love me some Chuck Norris but this don’t look like it’s it.
Just watched and I have to say It’s really really really bad. Lol
It's kinda mid, and Chuck Norris gets no screen time
Best documentary ever
WOOOOOOOOWW CHUCK IS IN AM IN!!!
Chuck Norris doesn't need an Intro... nor advertisement to make a movie great
If you want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Great to see Chuck Norris back in action, the Gen-Z 🤡's don't know anything.
Yeah I wouldn't necessarily say that he's back in action, more like just making another crap film lol
@@finger3306so business as usual for him
He looks like Joe Biden, and this film is a big shit. Chuck Norris fan boys are crap
This looks amazing, can’t wait to see it in an IMAX theatre!💪
Chuck Norris, yeaah!!! Mr. Norris, please, make another Walker, Texas Ranger movie!! You could be retired in your ranch and some story with native-americans...
When you want to do a low budget movie using Chuck😂
This is a good alternative to watch than T and B upcoming TV debate 😅
Marc Singer, hell yea....
This movie wasn’t refused funding, it was granted Chuck Norris.
After 12 years, The legend are back
Take my money , he deserves
A hundred and four years ago Chuck could kick anyone into another dimension, Now, he couldn't kick Sponge Bob without breaking his foot.
Don't fall for Chuck Norris deception, he is just going easy on them. He is as strong as ever
Chuck Norris is back baby
No.
@@MGmirkin yes
Cool. Old Men is Legend
I’ll definitely be watching movie!
But why? It looks like 110% hot flaming garbage...
@@MGmirkin I’m just a fan of his
the legendes is back
Better trailer than what #Amazon posted on #Facebook.
Best movie ever and my most anticipated.😁
As the old saying goes, the money's up there on the screen. All five bucks of it.
Hopefully he’s in this more than 10 minutes grateful just to say I’m back on the screen even if it’s just in a small role
You had me at Chuck Norris.
Chunk Norris was retirement acting 2012 The Expendables 2 now he is back doing b action movies?
Yeah he never did those before huh? Lol
And what are you doing exactly with your life??? Oh....wait nothing! that's what you are a big f--king nothing!
is this B? More like Z to me.
Хотелось бы вновь увидеть Чака Норриса в роли Крутого Уокера.
And crushing it too! Good to see Chuck back in this
Good movie!
Chuck with gatling - im in.
Chuck still talks about his lethal roundhouse kick. The only thing lethal about that kick is the fart that comes out when he lifts his leg.
😂
This looks unbelievable
...ly bad.
@@MGmirkin wrong with chuck norris anything is good
Vovô Norris nosso eterno herói!
Gonna be a strong 4.5/10 on IMDB 😂
More like 2.8
😂😂
i think they meant 10/4.5
Love Marc singer! looks like a great little movie!
I have a bad feeling that Chuck Norris will only be in the movie for 15 minutes. I hope to damn that I'm wrong. I am digging the low-budget approach of the though. It's like Norris going back to his very early roots as an actor, which is refreshing for an action star of his age.
Thank God I want the trailer before accidentally trying to watch this on Hulu. I can't watch crummy stuff I don't know why people try to make a movie when they obviously don't know how
They just made it to put Norris in it. It's not serious
Freakin Chuck USA Norris... LET'S GO!!!
Good trailer song.
Once upon a time a meteor crash in Earth, all the dinosaurs died less one the one that survived was Chuck Norris
Chuck invented the ai and has all the access to nvidia gpus
this is cheaper than an empty floppy disk
Trailer is as good as it gets. Chuck Testa
That does it! I'm on Amazon buying a Total Gym right now.
😂😂😂
Paid 8 bucks to watch this. Holy Hell...we got Catfished Chuck Norris!
He was in it for 10 random minutes until the finale😂😂😂
But hes 80. So awesome.
I love the guy and hope to be in half as good shape if i make it to his age.
Sign me up!
84 and still great
just came for the Chuck Norris Comments
Chuck is the goat
Hooolllyyy shiiittt. Is Chuck Norris just green screened into this movie??
Oh my sweet Jesus this looks so amazeballs
Chucky's back with a Gat!
I just saw the trailer and it's awesome ❤😊
Grande chuk noris el mas Grande Grande de la istoria 🖐️💪✊👍
Why this trailer silent in TAMILNADU INDIA 😮😮😮😢😢😢
Chuck can't even play an android convincingly.
Nice to see Chuck around after 12 years since his last MOVIE, but he STILL can't act
LOL THIS IS WORSE THEN A BOLLYWOOD MOVIE😂😭😭😭
*than
Okay. Go out there and make a better one.
Like your mother and your father 😂
and the crowd goes mild
Almost chuck almost
AI can do a lot but I wish it had a higher opinion of us.
Why am I getting Steven Segal vibes
oh god NO
Yep
The iron man 1 had better CGI back then xD
Chuck Norris want to be the next Rambo hahahahaha.
hahaha they used Wolves masks from ghost Recon Breakpoint, and they're calling their "movie" agent recon... apparently the director is a fan
i see chuck i click😊
Yeeeeeeeessssss❤
Chuck Norris eats cyborg for breakfast 😊
Los viejos rockeros nunca mueren
Watched 10 minutes of it...then couldn't take it anymore. Chuck Norris deserves better movies than low budget crap like this.😕
How dare they mention it as "...and Chuck Norris"?
The first and the last actors listed are for reserved for the main attractions
@@SordatosNo, the actors who aren't the stars of the film get "and". Norris is a co star not the main actor.
Wait, Chuck Norris is still alive??? Gotta see it…..
Did they get like two people to play all of the masked bad guys in this film?
não precisava desse esquadrão no filme
o Chuck Norris sozinho matava todos usando uma colher
Is this a documentary of chucks last day out?
Did they AI chucks face onto some guys body? Chuck is like 84 years old.
easy work chuck u got this haha :D
Chuck 🎉😂
100% crap, but Chuck Norris is in it.
Kinda looks like universal soldier but on a lower budget
надеюсь, Чаку хоть нормально денег заплатили?
movie in 80s style :) In a way that is cool
That looks like fun made, low budget scifi "movie" with most generic music and story...almost like recent fast and furious movies
Top acting there.
Holy 💩
It's been a LONG time since Chuck Norris has been in any movies hasn't it?
This looks horrible, but it's Chuck....might have to watch it on that alone. 🤣
Why Chuck Why!!?😢