The Odds of This Happening Were Literally ZERO!

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  • Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024

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  • @TheSpyThatGames
    @TheSpyThatGames 10 месяцев назад +46797

    She done said "bet" and decided to live 32 more years 💀

    • @zombiereaperOnXbox
      @zombiereaperOnXbox 10 месяцев назад +929

      Dude just think how wild that is living nearly half the life span of an average human AFTER 90

    • @marinaSassygUrl88
      @marinaSassygUrl88 10 месяцев назад +553

      She lived more just to piss him off 😂

    • @reanna04098
      @reanna04098 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@marinaSassygUrl88Fr

    • @bupersrains
      @bupersrains 10 месяцев назад +61

      spy gameng tf2 real

    • @luckyduck2928
      @luckyduck2928 10 месяцев назад +178

      I'm 32. I can't even imagine living 90 more years. My body already feels old

  • @tridek1949
    @tridek1949 10 месяцев назад +31229

    She told Death to step off so she could get her money's worth.

    • @Beegirl12345
      @Beegirl12345 10 месяцев назад +194

      True tho

    • @slysamuel5902
      @slysamuel5902 10 месяцев назад +258

      Death does like his coins

    • @30pranaypawar17
      @30pranaypawar17 10 месяцев назад +114

      ​@@slysamuel5902dont talk about the ferryman. 💀

    • @TheMrJizzus
      @TheMrJizzus 10 месяцев назад +55

      Also she would have beaten Death's ass if it messed with her

    • @inkbold8511
      @inkbold8511 10 месяцев назад +22

      And Death listened to her

  • @LouisGalaxoz
    @LouisGalaxoz 10 месяцев назад +9659

    The lawyer: "I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move"
    Death: "Same"

  • @ebayerr
    @ebayerr 3 месяца назад +4957

    She was born 12 years before the start of the Eiffel Tower construction.
    She was almost 30 years old when the Wright Brothers had their first flight.
    She was 10 years old when France started having electricity.
    She survived the Spanish Flu,WWI and WWII
    She was 70 years old at the end of WWII.
    She saw the arrival of modern plumbing,automobiles,jets and the moon landing.
    What a life.

    • @royalpitamamma
      @royalpitamamma 3 месяца назад +132

      My old father was the same, but he never lived so long. If he had, he would have been able to raise me to adulthood and marry me off.

    • @unmarkit1027
      @unmarkit1027 3 месяца назад +165

      Legend . Literally don't need history book. She is the living history book

    • @ebayerr
      @ebayerr 3 месяца назад +25

      @@unmarkit1027 Indeed

    • @saiberunato
      @saiberunato 3 месяца назад +107

      It's amazing how much she witnessed and how the world completely changed around her. From 1875 to 1997. From horse-drawn carriages to the space shuttle. From women not being allowed to vote to being world leaders. From the earliest forms of telephone communication to the internet age.

    • @ebayerr
      @ebayerr 3 месяца назад +14

      @@saiberunato Indeed

  • @moonsterdark5255
    @moonsterdark5255 3 месяца назад +1563

    Everyone: "What's your secret to longevity?"
    Her: "Spite."

    • @monsterzslayer5142
      @monsterzslayer5142 2 месяца назад +7

      Lol

    • @joebonomono5078
      @joebonomono5078 2 месяца назад +21

      Free Housing..... that would be enough for me.

    • @silverhawk8699
      @silverhawk8699 2 месяца назад +21

      Death: "I've come for yo-"
      Her: "FUCK OFF"
      Death: "DAMN ALRIGHT I GET IT😭"

    • @BeGioBijoux
      @BeGioBijoux 2 месяца назад +4

      Sounds pretty solid

    • @traceycolbert3635
      @traceycolbert3635 Месяц назад +3

      It does seem to work exceptionally well.
      The strength of spite.

  • @Potato-uz8vq
    @Potato-uz8vq 10 месяцев назад +15310

    Sounds like she enjoyed life to its fullest. I’m happy for her.

    • @achour.falestine
      @achour.falestine 10 месяцев назад +174

      That guy tho 😭

    • @leondenning8026
      @leondenning8026 10 месяцев назад +17

      Frrr

    • @leondenning8026
      @leondenning8026 10 месяцев назад +34

      @@achour.falestineikr 💀

    • @NoBandwidth-0
      @NoBandwidth-0 10 месяцев назад +97

      I believe she said her secrets to a long life were don't be stressed, don't work too hard (or at all in her case), and always keep a positive mindset.

    • @achour.falestine
      @achour.falestine 10 месяцев назад +39

      @@NoBandwidth-0 true
      My dad has stress and he's only around the ages between 40-50 and that's a big reason why teachers don't live long after retiring

  • @FewVidsJustComments
    @FewVidsJustComments 10 месяцев назад +2804

    She held off death just to troll him. What a legend

    • @seanpetaia
      @seanpetaia 10 месяцев назад +13

      She well go down to be my friend

    • @LAZYGAMING69
      @LAZYGAMING69 9 месяцев назад +20

      Death was in on this trolling 💀🤣

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 7 месяцев назад +4

      Spite is a powerful thing.
      Also I was your 1k.

    • @Nardo_stpierre
      @Nardo_stpierre 6 месяцев назад

      Fr 😂😂😂

    • @Chris-u3b
      @Chris-u3b 4 месяца назад

      Unlucky I think it was very lucky..
      For her.😂😂

  • @ABW941
    @ABW941 7 месяцев назад +12886

    She started smoking at age 17, and stopped around 117, for health reasons. That woman smoked through an entire century.

    • @EnclavegovtofficialUSA
      @EnclavegovtofficialUSA 3 месяца назад +301

      Should have kept it up

    • @cactu
      @cactu 3 месяца назад +123

      damn why stop

    • @ABW941
      @ABW941 3 месяца назад +507

      @@cactu For health reasons. If she stopped smoking in the 60s she could still be with us today.

    • @grapefruitsyrup8185
      @grapefruitsyrup8185 3 месяца назад +372

      She lived for a whole century when smoking and only 5 years after not smoking. Maybe she shouldn't quit.

    • @ABW941
      @ABW941 3 месяца назад +162

      @@grapefruitsyrup8185 You are right, smoking kept her alive.

  • @mena94x3
    @mena94x3 2 месяца назад +308

    1875 - 1997 🤯🤯🤯
    The changes in fashion and advancements in technology and conveniences she lived through is literally astounding.

    • @banditdoggo
      @banditdoggo 2 месяца назад +13

      Dam 1875 feels like a million years ago

    • @nmarks
      @nmarks 2 месяца назад +7

      She lived though quite a bit. That little thing called World War I. Oh yeah and World War II. The Cold War. The Moon Landings. The invention of the Telephone, Radio, Television, the Arom Bomb, the microchip, the internet, mass transportation, mass communication. And of course not forgetting microwave popcorn. No wonder she smoked 🤣

    • @mena94x3
      @mena94x3 2 месяца назад

      @@nmarks Exactly. Lol.

    • @thedagz6460
      @thedagz6460 2 месяца назад +1

      Language is what would confuse me the most, going from the majority of people trying to enunciate and talk proper.. too whatever you call our modern day fluster cuck we like to claim is language 😂

    • @muntTV
      @muntTV 2 месяца назад

      She must have hated it. Seeing all those damn Muslims and Africans arrive.

  • @loloverlord1664
    @loloverlord1664 4 месяца назад +413

    Frenchman here: to make things even better, this legal situation called a "viager" is also the plot of a classic french comedy from 1972. It's a very famous family movie in France, almost everyone saw it once on television due to the numerous rerun.
    "Le viager" movie plot is: an old man take his retirement in southern France, and a parisian family buy his house using a viager contract, somewhere in the 1930's. They have to pay him a rent until he dies. The old man gets better and better because he's enjoying retirement, doing sport and enjoying life. The family is so despaired they try to kill him, make the stairs slipery and even report him to german authorities for hiding jews during the war, and every plan they make backfires with a Looney Tune energy. Time passes, and they all die before the old guy, even the kids, in the end the old guy is still alive around 1960's.

    • @JermNijjernword
      @JermNijjernword 3 месяца назад +1

      You are wrong in every way. Lmao figures your French. Hahahahahahahah

    • @loloverlord1664
      @loloverlord1664 3 месяца назад +1

      @@JermNijjernword Vas bien te faire cuire le cul.

    • @SwedePotato314
      @SwedePotato314 3 месяца назад +12

      😂😂 this sounds like the French version of a “Weekend at Bernie’s” type. In general though that type of contract isn’t a bad idea! It helps to give the elderly a little more money to live on besides the measly retirement/pension payments, and the younger people will be able to buy property at a cheap price. I don’t know much about French housing markets but in the US, buying homes is just about impossible and renting is unbelievably expensive, especially in cities. This seems like a win-win situation for the most part.

    • @bodaciousmos
      @bodaciousmos 3 месяца назад +4

      his wife had to keep paying are there new contracts ? like what if the whole family died like in an accident who would pay the 500 then

    • @kallah4999
      @kallah4999 3 месяца назад +5

      Then the old lady got to keep the apartment due death. Remember, the only reason he had to pay her was because he was getting the apartment. ​@@bodaciousmos

  • @Saraolo5369
    @Saraolo5369 10 месяцев назад +10808

    The moment he realizes he is gonna die before her💀

    • @luxeartro5060
      @luxeartro5060 10 месяцев назад +287

      The moment I realized you died right after you finished your comment 💀

    • @Saraolo5369
      @Saraolo5369 10 месяцев назад +154

      @@luxeartro5060bro what

    • @Nas-uh3ln
      @Nas-uh3ln 10 месяцев назад +38

      WHATTT

    • @Marko_52
      @Marko_52 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@Saraolo5369the moment i realized you revived yourself and replyed to his message 💀

    • @ZeniththeAnimator
      @ZeniththeAnimator 10 месяцев назад

      @@luxeartro5060😐

  • @Micha-ni9vy
    @Micha-ni9vy 7 месяцев назад +3472

    Death: your time has come
    Her: chill i got a bet running
    Death: ok 32 more years

    • @blobster666
      @blobster666 5 месяцев назад +62

      really said "nuh uh" to death

    • @Erde04
      @Erde04 3 месяца назад +12

      they split it

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 3 месяца назад +14

      Death is a true bro for that

    • @ShivaIyer-es4vj
      @ShivaIyer-es4vj 2 месяца назад

      @@pumkin610 fr

    • @Cashi3r
      @Cashi3r 2 месяца назад

      didnt know Death was chill like that

  • @maxpowers9129
    @maxpowers9129 10 месяцев назад +967

    This doesn't sound like an unlucky story. It sounds like a very lucky story for the elderly woman.

    • @BeautifulBelladonna
      @BeautifulBelladonna 10 месяцев назад +78

      I think it was unlucky for the man trying to buy the apartment

    • @gonozal8_962
      @gonozal8_962 8 месяцев назад +15

      stress is literally the most relevant factor in aging (whether it’s fight/flight response keeping cortisol high mentally or physically getting stuff like heavy metals, carcinogens, tadiation, pathogens, microplastics etc.)

    • @Alfshihtzu
      @Alfshihtzu 7 месяцев назад

      Yeah​@@JumpingTuna

    • @punkinpie2
      @punkinpie2 3 месяца назад +1

      She laughed all the way to heaven !

    • @alien3200
      @alien3200 2 месяца назад

      When you don't have brain:

  • @jeanclaude7555
    @jeanclaude7555 3 месяца назад +135

    To be precise, the buyer was a notary whose wife ended up buying the house for twice its original value. Jeanne Calmant was a contemporary of Van Gogh's, whom she considered a very rude person.

  • @corinnefogarty7880
    @corinnefogarty7880 2 месяца назад +37

    I read about this woman in a book about dementia. She was more than "still breathing" she was as sharp as a tack to the very end.

    • @satansbarman
      @satansbarman 2 дня назад

      She was in a book about dementia AND she was sharp til the end? Something wrong with your comment there, unless she was in the book because she didn't have dementia

  • @isaacschembri07
    @isaacschembri07 10 месяцев назад +5147

    Her movitation to keep living past 100 years old 💀

  • @Mr_Hammy_Jr
    @Mr_Hammy_Jr 10 месяцев назад +3307

    Love that. Imagine thinking you're smart only to be beaten by the oldest women on earth.

    • @lightyagami3492
      @lightyagami3492 10 месяцев назад +103

      It was still a smart bet to make. Simply got unlucky as the video pointed out.

    • @Mr_Hammy_Jr
      @Mr_Hammy_Jr 10 месяцев назад +65

      @@lightyagami3492 No no, I agree. It's just stupidly ironic.

    • @lightyagami3492
      @lightyagami3492 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@Mr_Hammy_Jr Ahhh I see what you mean now.

    • @jackripper4419
      @jackripper4419 10 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@lightyagami3492to be honest, it's still a stupid risk to take, betting it all on a person life it's basically go all in, not just her life but his life included, death creep at every corner

    • @Throwaway-if7gr
      @Throwaway-if7gr 10 месяцев назад +20

      ​​@@jackripper4419She was like 50 years older than him and also smoking, obviously anyone would believe that she would pass away any day, your logic doesn't make any sense.
      The deal was actually beneficial and smart for both parties, Jeanne would get paid until her death and Andre would get a nice apartment, Idk why you think otherwise.

  • @CanadaPlayz48
    @CanadaPlayz48 5 месяцев назад +565

    For anyone wondering, the exact amount of money paid to Jeanne was $192,000, which is equivalent to $373,630 today (adjusted from the final year of payment)

    • @shauryasuri3653
      @shauryasuri3653 3 месяца назад +14

      Which isn't a crazy amount for a house in some places

    • @SERGIO-cr6uy
      @SERGIO-cr6uy 3 месяца назад +25

      You're not even close.
      I've done the calculations via INSEE (Institue National de la Statistique et des Études Économiques) based on each year purchasing power..
      It would represent +/- 650'000 USD in today's money.
      Jeanne's family also reported that what they got double the value of the appartement meaning my "calculation" isn't far off.
      (FYI = je suis français)

    • @omabharti6686
      @omabharti6686 3 месяца назад +1

      What was the apartment worth

    • @superdave8248
      @superdave8248 3 месяца назад +3

      Which is probably about half what that place goes for now.

    • @elaexplorer
      @elaexplorer 2 месяца назад

      Yes, but what was the apartment worth?

  • @Immortal_BP
    @Immortal_BP 4 месяца назад +59

    could you imagine your grandmother or mother living to 122? what a blessing

    • @never_give_up90
      @never_give_up90 4 месяца назад +2

      We had old people live to 100-120. It was half of the old people on the village. Most weren't even on any government record though and only had village BC, so even if any lived past 122, it wouldn't have been on the record. Idk if anyone has but I wouldn't be surprised. Most often we're avid drinkers and some smoked. Mushrooms, chocolates and wine seem to have a connection here.

    • @grillion_
      @grillion_ 3 месяца назад

      ​@@never_give_up90 even tho it was not possible to record in bc, the longevity keeps growing, the chance someone even went to 70+ in the bc is probably about 0.000000001%.

    • @ezrawyvern6795
      @ezrawyvern6795 3 месяца назад +2

      In a twisted form of irony, both Jeanne's daughter and grandson predeceased her.

    • @Chunlialways
      @Chunlialways 2 месяца назад

      @@never_give_up90referring to the drug version of mushrooms? didn't hear that in this vid. but did hear abojt the cig, wine and chocolate.😂

    • @never_give_up90
      @never_give_up90 2 месяца назад

      @@Chunlialways no, I was actually referring to regular mushrooms. White and Brown have the highest concentration ! You have to consume it in your diet. Another great source is aged cheese. The more aged the better!

  • @kevmagill5163
    @kevmagill5163 3 месяца назад +19

    This is proof that the stress of having to pay rent every month taken away, gives you a very long life.

    • @elnopo4242
      @elnopo4242 Месяц назад

      you didn't understand the plot
      She doesn't pay any rent. The guy pays a rent until she dies

    • @RR9sf
      @RR9sf 17 дней назад +2

      ⁠@@elnopo4242you didn’t understand his comment. Read it again

  • @RodieLEE
    @RodieLEE 10 месяцев назад +2556

    death was like "okay, this would be funny if i let it slide"

    • @kgoynuyor7329
      @kgoynuyor7329 5 месяцев назад +15

      108 likes and no comment let me fix that

    • @palck2954
      @palck2954 5 месяцев назад

      @@kgoynuyor7329 no

    • @sweetumz1
      @sweetumz1 5 месяцев назад +5

      Lol 2 days ago

    • @Seed8te
      @Seed8te 5 месяцев назад

      Oka

    • @Seed8te
      @Seed8te 5 месяцев назад

      Oka

  • @mimixte
    @mimixte 10 месяцев назад +1237

    I'm french and this story is very well known here in France, I find it amazing and really funny honestly because no one knew that would happen

    • @punchkitten874
      @punchkitten874 7 месяцев назад +18

      I'm betting by the time the wife had to take over payments, she was a good sport about it 😃

    • @MrDoreius
      @MrDoreius 5 месяцев назад +25

      That woman lives through 2 world wars, you bet your ass that she lived so long just to spite him. Something like "buddy, i lived through 2 world wars, do you realy think that enjoing life could kill me anytime soon?"

    • @ammr3870
      @ammr3870 5 месяцев назад +6

      Why are you French

    • @mimixte
      @mimixte 5 месяцев назад

      @@ammr3870 idk dude, I was born here and I didn't ask for it 🥲

    • @punchkitten874
      @punchkitten874 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@ammr3870 weirdly aggressive lmao

  • @rickallen1908
    @rickallen1908 3 месяца назад +8

    In California a company needed to expand, so they offered an 82 year old woman fair market value, with the same contingency. 15 years later with her house the only one still standing, they tried to evict her. Her Dr. testified moving at 97 would kill her. Gallo Wine was really mad when she lived another four years.

  • @KINGDOMDAUGHTER
    @KINGDOMDAUGHTER 2 месяца назад +3

    Can't cheat the elderly, that is cheeky. God bless that lady to outlived that man. God sees our intentions, so be kind, be fair and love everyone.

  • @reality9451
    @reality9451 7 месяцев назад +189

    The single highest cause of death is STRESS. This woman obviously had none!

    • @stephenbanks5952
      @stephenbanks5952 Месяц назад +2

      She never worked a day in her life. Only things like playing tennis and having fun.

    • @GenderLoin
      @GenderLoin Месяц назад

      @@stephenbanks5952No, it runs in her family. Her immediate family all lived to be almost 100

    • @GenderLoin
      @GenderLoin Месяц назад

      @@stephenbanks5952it’s hereditary. It runs in Jeanne’s family.

  • @t_albino
    @t_albino 10 месяцев назад +895

    Death : Nah bro, that ain't cool. Let me step in for a second 😂

    • @etherealbladerx8153
      @etherealbladerx8153 10 месяцев назад +19

      😂 I hear it in grims Jamaican accent 🤣

    • @Callas4409
      @Callas4409 10 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@etherealbladerx8153OMG, yes!
      😂😂😂

    • @hyperslash2144
      @hyperslash2144 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@etherealbladerx8153 love seeing this here🤣

    • @Mx.Phoenix
      @Mx.Phoenix 8 месяцев назад +3

      More like step away for several decades

  • @share_accidental
    @share_accidental 8 месяцев назад +959

    the wife must’ve been mad 😂

    • @kathrinefer7301
      @kathrinefer7301 5 месяцев назад +42

      Or a little amazed

    • @Chaos13289
      @Chaos13289 5 месяцев назад +35

      Or sad,because her Husband never got to Live there😅😢

    • @awesomecool3280
      @awesomecool3280 5 месяцев назад +20

      Or happy because she lives there with her new husband

    • @chorgeshashank
      @chorgeshashank 4 месяца назад +38

      Plot twist: She was just 40. Younger than the lawyer himself. Drinking and smoking made her look like 90. She ripped the poor lawyer off.

    • @Chaos13289
      @Chaos13289 4 месяца назад +7

      @@chorgeshashank 🤣🤣🤣

  • @relfyem
    @relfyem 2 месяца назад +7

    That photo on the bed with the cigarette. That woman ran on pure class.

  • @skateboardingjesus4006
    @skateboardingjesus4006 3 месяца назад +18

    The odds of this happening are ZERO,
    when clearly it wasn't.

    • @yacineelta3557
      @yacineelta3557 2 месяца назад +1

      Will you can say that
      But if you think about it it impossible to happening she was smoking her entier life and she was the oldest person to ever lived how unLucky you need to be to conter this
      If i say the odd they around 0 like 0,00056 the guy of the vdieo was not wrong

  • @WudutCho
    @WudutCho 10 месяцев назад +763

    She has more plot armour than John wick

    • @zachVlogs5048
      @zachVlogs5048 10 месяцев назад +3

      64 like and no replies? Lemme fix that

    • @dinodino8640
      @dinodino8640 10 месяцев назад +12

      @@zachVlogs5048still no real replies you robot

    • @Riwas2
      @Riwas2 10 месяцев назад +2

      And tommy jarvis and laurie strode

    • @jonathanroyce1123
      @jonathanroyce1123 10 месяцев назад +3

      she may even rival anime protagonists for plot armor

    • @UH-60_Blackhawk
      @UH-60_Blackhawk 10 месяцев назад

      @@zachVlogs5048
      "oh mah gahd q popular cokment that ddiesnt need abything else addrd onto it?¿?!?‽!?1!?!¡?!?‽ how dare noboy spam relply this cimment!!!!1!¡!!!¡¡11"

  • @judet2992
    @judet2992 10 месяцев назад +818

    My grandma always said that the way she kept going was having something to look forward to. I guess her’s was just wine, chocolate and cigarettes. A true Frenchie. RIP, you absolute GOAT.

  • @CosmicbelieverinChrist
    @CosmicbelieverinChrist 10 месяцев назад +217

    She suddenly had a goal. Best way to get back at your enemies is to outlive them, they don't lie.

    • @3000-DEN
      @3000-DEN 5 месяцев назад +11

      I don't think he was an enemy tho, atleast in this context

    • @DumberOfficial
      @DumberOfficial 5 месяцев назад

      Damn😂

  • @Sir_Zombie1ted
    @Sir_Zombie1ted 2 месяца назад +2

    André hadn't done his research because if he did, he would have known that she bullied Death to death.

  • @michellejade3272
    @michellejade3272 2 месяца назад +4

    Serves him right for trying to swindle the elderly!

    • @grisaia3150
      @grisaia3150 Месяц назад

      Imo can this really be considered swindling? She could have refused, and it was a legal contract. She knew what she was getting into and the man didnt force her anytime so for me thats fair game

  • @madboiyt177
    @madboiyt177 10 месяцев назад +2647

    If you wondering how she even lived that long with such bad hobby’s: she never was stressed once in her life and was overall happy even when she was at the lowest points of her life.
    EDIT: omg thank you so much for 1k likes!
    EDIT 2: nice.

    • @vikkiledgard8483
      @vikkiledgard8483 10 месяцев назад +25

      Ummm. How do you know?? 🤔🤷🏼♥️♥️♥️

    • @mitchelltraweek173
      @mitchelltraweek173 10 месяцев назад +54

      The reason she lived that long is likely that her daughter assumed her identity when she died to collect her pension

    • @Creatures_of_the_Everquarry
      @Creatures_of_the_Everquarry 10 месяцев назад +140

      ​@@mitchelltraweek173No, it's not

    • @joeychen3946
      @joeychen3946 10 месяцев назад +87

      No. It's most likely a longevity gene.

    • @imashadow699
      @imashadow699 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@mitchelltraweek173You Can Literally See The Photograph Of Her 122th Birthday

  • @missycitty9478
    @missycitty9478 10 месяцев назад +72

    Wow!! 122?? That woman Saw A LOT!! Bless her Soul. ❤

    • @buknekkit3084
      @buknekkit3084 5 месяцев назад +9

      Literally horse and buggy days to the nuclear age and the millennium

    • @ianhomerpura8937
      @ianhomerpura8937 5 месяцев назад +5

      1875-1997

    • @Truerussiantigershark
      @Truerussiantigershark 3 месяца назад

      @@buknekkit3084 if I heard somewhere she literally sold drawing equipment to Picasso in his early days

    • @asheep7797
      @asheep7797 Месяц назад

      @@Truerussiantigersharkit was Vincent Van Gough.

    • @Truerussiantigershark
      @Truerussiantigershark Месяц назад

      @@asheep7797 in the Russian version of the story it was Picasso so idk

  • @naomic6009
    @naomic6009 3 месяца назад +3

    You have the most interesting stories. Thank you.

  • @_nuance
    @_nuance Месяц назад

    This level of spitefulness is breaking records!😂

  • @troller9838
    @troller9838 5 месяцев назад +109

    She finished the sidequest to outlive the guy who wanted her apartment lmao.

  • @leirumf5476
    @leirumf5476 7 месяцев назад +29

    Death: * comes for her *
    The lady: I know, I know. But wouldn't it be funny if...
    Death: You bastard, I'm in.

  • @vanitythenolife
    @vanitythenolife 10 месяцев назад +93

    Death: ‘ahh man yknow I understand, you know what how about they pay you 200k first THEN i take you’

    • @SERGIO-cr6uy
      @SERGIO-cr6uy 3 месяца назад +1

      You're not even close.
      I've done the calculations via INSEE (Institue National de la Statistique et des Études Économiques) based on each year purchasing power..
      It would represent +/- 650'000 USD in today's money.
      Jeanne's family also reported that what they got double the value of the appartement meaning my "calculation" isn't far off.
      (FYI = je suis français)

  • @hilol3691
    @hilol3691 Месяц назад +1

    Definition of scammer get scammed

  • @jamesshawjr5299
    @jamesshawjr5299 Месяц назад

    The worst case of Karma that guy NEVER expected! Wow, that's crazy!

  • @Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    @Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 10 месяцев назад +41

    She seems like such a nice person, I’m so happy for her💯

  • @ruthanneluvsvacuuming6653
    @ruthanneluvsvacuuming6653 10 месяцев назад +109

    The irony of how his plan backfired

  • @agammuhajir2902
    @agammuhajir2902 2 месяца назад

    Even death was like: "that's an F'd up contract! I got yo back woman!"

  • @twilfits
    @twilfits Месяц назад

    people honoring contracts! A widow w her own problems also continuing! Wonderful .
    Alcohol sugar and tobacco. The lobbyists in the US would love this story for their own reasons ❤

  • @rehanrangachari8050
    @rehanrangachari8050 10 месяцев назад +189

    Him when she’s 90: Nice apartment for cheap price.
    Also him: dies before her and pays her $200,000 plus

    • @windows8point1canbreathe
      @windows8point1canbreathe 10 месяцев назад +5

      Thanks for commenting basically the point of the video, captain obvious.

    • @UH-60_Blackhawk
      @UH-60_Blackhawk 10 месяцев назад

      @@windows8point1canbreathe
      🧱 onto your 🏀🏀

    • @jonathanli31
      @jonathanli31 7 месяцев назад

      @@windows8point1canbreatheDaily Dose Of Internet:

    • @lvoryRose
      @lvoryRose 6 месяцев назад

      It's still effective!​@@windows8point1canbreathe

  • @erinpilla
    @erinpilla 10 месяцев назад +21

    She actually outlived her husband and heirs!

    • @swwl5461
      @swwl5461 3 месяца назад +1

      and kids?

    • @erinpilla
      @erinpilla 3 месяца назад +2

      @@swwl5461 sorry I must correct myself she outlived all her heirs!

  • @TyIerTheCreatorLover
    @TyIerTheCreatorLover 6 месяцев назад +42

    Death really said “we do a little trolling”

  • @zaz4667
    @zaz4667 3 месяца назад

    Lucky for the tenant lady!

  • @ApatheticEyebrowRaise
    @ApatheticEyebrowRaise Месяц назад

    The level of petty-spite that this woman has is so inspirational.

  • @AverageWeeb_JJK
    @AverageWeeb_JJK 10 месяцев назад +105

    *"Uno reverse."*

  • @fortalock
    @fortalock 10 месяцев назад +999

    $200,000 Just think about that... That's enough to buy a fourth of a cardboard box in America* 🦅🦅
    Edit: ty comments for reminding me prices

    • @its.avalinh
      @its.avalinh 10 месяцев назад +108

      In Germany that is a one room flat.

    • @professoroscaro4692
      @professoroscaro4692 10 месяцев назад +17

      ​@@its.avalinhrelatable 😂

    • @Dimensionalalteration
      @Dimensionalalteration 10 месяцев назад +45

      Which ironically was what he was trying to do.

    • @bern9642
      @bern9642 10 месяцев назад +27

      nah it's most likely a fraction of the apartment worth

    • @vdd1001
      @vdd1001 10 месяцев назад +38

      A house? In this economy? You'd be lucky to get a decent apartment with that money

  • @deannas2778
    @deannas2778 4 месяца назад +13

    Death was like "hold up...this is gonna be funny"

  • @lancerevell5979
    @lancerevell5979 2 месяца назад

    You go, Granny! What a superb story. 😊

  • @ultimateanthony1883
    @ultimateanthony1883 2 месяца назад +1

    The lawyer tought vegetable oil will make him live longer 😂😂😂

  • @RochaThaKidd
    @RochaThaKidd 10 месяцев назад +139

    Had her in the first half

    • @halpee7690
      @halpee7690 10 месяцев назад +8

      Not gonna lie

    • @kindas81
      @kindas81 9 месяцев назад +2

      quarter*

    • @navchinna
      @navchinna 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@kindas81 😂😂

  • @zorohibiki
    @zorohibiki 10 месяцев назад +17

    Death was bored that day and decided to mess up with this guy

  • @gigiobigio0002
    @gigiobigio0002 10 месяцев назад +13

    Death pulled the most devious prank on the guy

  • @Jesus.is.the.onlytruth
    @Jesus.is.the.onlytruth 2 месяца назад

    This is the best story i ever heard!! 😂😂😂😂😂 To bank on someone dying. God said not today!! for more than 30 years!

  • @namelessnavnls8060
    @namelessnavnls8060 Месяц назад +1

    Buddy took a gamble with his life and LOST.

  • @noname12215
    @noname12215 10 месяцев назад +17

    Death really said nah your dying before her

  • @yemiyes9548
    @yemiyes9548 10 месяцев назад +81

    the vine boom sound affect 😭😭

    • @melissachartres3219
      @melissachartres3219 7 месяцев назад

      effect

    • @yemiyes9548
      @yemiyes9548 7 месяцев назад

      @@melissachartres3219 what's the difference?

    • @melissachartres3219
      @melissachartres3219 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@yemiyes9548 Affect is usually a verb meaning "to produce an effect upon," as in "the weather affected his mood." Effect is usually a noun meaning "a change that results when something is done or happens," as in "computers have had a huge effect on our lives."

  • @DoesNotConcernYou
    @DoesNotConcernYou 10 месяцев назад +55

    She stayed alive out of spite lmao that’s wounderful 😂

  • @cgray8969
    @cgray8969 2 месяца назад

    That little old lady must have been some kind of character ❤

  • @aeternosolus52
    @aeternosolus52 2 месяца назад +1

    How is this ridiculously unlucky? The old lady lived to a ripe old age, and the lawyer who tried to get the apartment at a low cost ended up getting screwed. Sounds like karma to me.

  • @redsaint1633
    @redsaint1633 10 месяцев назад +72

    Ha Ha Ha Ha. Stayin' alive, stayin' alive 😂

  • @RealmsSMPStudios
    @RealmsSMPStudios 5 месяцев назад +13

    Lady backhanded The End into the lawyer…

  • @Dum-l2g
    @Dum-l2g 10 месяцев назад +11

    Death be like: yea I gotta see where this is going

  • @IggyWagon
    @IggyWagon 2 месяца назад

    André: But would you die?
    Jeanne: *Nah, i'd live.*

  • @LivelyMimi202
    @LivelyMimi202 9 месяцев назад +246

    Death: "Time to die"
    Jeanne: "Don't you even think about it, I'm still aging."

  • @Vaporcino
    @Vaporcino 10 месяцев назад +9

    "yo reaper, think i could get a few more years, gotta get this bread bro"

  • @avisdunrandom
    @avisdunrandom 10 месяцев назад +8

    Just for those who don't know but this kind of contract is call "viager" and if the people is old you pay more, same if this person have health issues.
    So basically better have an agreement if both side is agree to pay for X years and after that you get the house even though the person is not dead (normally that what happen since it's usually a win-win situation for both side cause the "pay" side will normally pay less or equal than the basic amount and the "older" side will gain more (less % given to the state by selling the house directly)

  • @OloriireAdams
    @OloriireAdams 10 месяцев назад +157

    Teacher: And this why kids u dont try to scam the elderly.

    • @thatmoviegirl3814
      @thatmoviegirl3814 10 месяцев назад +30

      But was it a scam though? The video didn’t mention anything about whether or not she had any descendants and he *did* pay her the money. It honestly sounds like a good deal that just backfired on him lol

    • @windows8point1canbreathe
      @windows8point1canbreathe 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@thatmoviegirl3814fr

    • @miniaturejayhawk8702
      @miniaturejayhawk8702 9 месяцев назад +2

      Ah yes... another 1 in a million kindergarden story that either never happened or will never happen again...

    • @polocatfan
      @polocatfan 9 месяцев назад

      this isn't really a scam. people die.

    • @SecureHandle
      @SecureHandle 6 месяцев назад +3

      How is it a scam? It’s a fair deal that would help both parties

  • @ladylove8565
    @ladylove8565 2 месяца назад

    Love it when old ppl get the upper hand on ppl who think they are gonna get the better one on the Senior. Totally aware the other person was also a senior in this situation but my point is to many old folks get taken advantage of due to their age and it's nice to see someone kick it in the butt in a badass grandma way

  • @Leele103
    @Leele103 2 месяца назад +2

    Greed gets you nowhere!

  • @PurpleComments
    @PurpleComments 6 месяцев назад +4

    I went from wasnt that the oldest woman to ever live? To no it’s not her… To its HER!

  • @captain_commenter8796
    @captain_commenter8796 10 месяцев назад +6

    Death really said, “Yo wait, Imma let her live a few more years. This is gonna be funny”

  • @gaodennis28
    @gaodennis28 10 месяцев назад +21

    The sound effect💀

  • @WolfTrot
    @WolfTrot 3 месяца назад +1

    Death: "okay, lemme just check my list- wait a damn minute. I missed someone"
    Her: *nervous sweating*

  • @Alexmealexmealexmefly
    @Alexmealexmealexmefly 2 месяца назад +1

    Stress makes people sick

  • @cesarandresbelloarnedo
    @cesarandresbelloarnedo 10 месяцев назад +6

    Imagine turning 80 and being prepared to die, and you live other 42 years

  • @bern9642
    @bern9642 10 месяцев назад +32

    she has been smoking for 60 years and is 90 years old, if the tobacco was gonna kill her, it would have done so long ago.

    • @nicoleowens2318
      @nicoleowens2318 10 месяцев назад +1

      That's not the way it works

    • @tanikokishimoto1604
      @tanikokishimoto1604 9 месяцев назад +1

      Imagine how long she'd live if she hadn't been a smoker? 150?
      Then again, it seems as though she did truly enjoy her run.

    • @bern9642
      @bern9642 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@tanikokishimoto1604 doesn't work like that though. Smoking increases risk, it's not 100% guaranteed. So some people can be perfectly healthy smoking but most people aren't.

    • @PuceGaming445
      @PuceGaming445 7 месяцев назад

      @@bern9642 in general just dont smoke

    • @The360MlgNoscoper
      @The360MlgNoscoper 5 месяцев назад

      Stress is infinitely more deadly than tobacco or alcohol or anything.

  • @SonBfly
    @SonBfly 10 месяцев назад +10

    I think that's the best catch22 I've ever seen. 😂

  • @bluelightstudios6191
    @bluelightstudios6191 2 месяца назад

    Lady: "bro I have the most funniest idea!"
    Death: "Normally I shouldn't allow this but... I'm listening"

  • @STBill
    @STBill 2 месяца назад

    Death: We do a little trolling

  • @y4d0
    @y4d0 5 месяцев назад +5

    The fact that he died before the woman is so insane 😭💀

  • @DamjanI_Iダミアン
    @DamjanI_Iダミアン 10 месяцев назад +16

    THE VINE BOOM I CANT 😂

  • @JustA_Chair
    @JustA_Chair 10 месяцев назад +7

    Now that’s what I call a deal. That for only $200,000? Wow

  • @frankarcovio6449
    @frankarcovio6449 2 месяца назад +2

    Oldest person to ever live is Methuselah at 969 year's of age.

    • @elnopo4242
      @elnopo4242 Месяц назад

      haha funny one

    • @asheep7797
      @asheep7797 Месяц назад

      You sure these years aren’t lunar months?

  • @1OfManKind
    @1OfManKind 4 дня назад

    Getting outlived by the person you wanted to die is actually wild

  • @lucmatter9601
    @lucmatter9601 10 месяцев назад +15

    She was actually Van Gogh’s landlady and the buyer was a notary.

    • @navchinna
      @navchinna 8 месяцев назад +2

      Fr?! That's crazy

  • @HackermineSecond
    @HackermineSecond 10 месяцев назад +6

    Imagine thinking made a good deal, and ending up not getting anything.

  • @TyNguyen-sl2ed
    @TyNguyen-sl2ed 10 месяцев назад +14

    Death really trolled the man

  • @1Tsolmon
    @1Tsolmon Месяц назад +1

    The biggest scammer gets scammed moment

  • @PreviousMe
    @PreviousMe 10 месяцев назад +4

    So this will be the most ridiculous *vine boom* unlucky story i've ever heard

  • @Lucy_Heart03
    @Lucy_Heart03 10 месяцев назад +17

    Moral of the story: Smoke more, live long?

    • @ellielou52
      @ellielou52 10 месяцев назад

      That's what I got out of it

    • @soumilghosh5156
      @soumilghosh5156 10 месяцев назад +1

      Nah the moral is smoke more, drink wine, dont care that it shortens your lifespan. If you want to live long(here she tried to live long of course) then you live long. Period.

    • @windows8point1canbreathe
      @windows8point1canbreathe 10 месяцев назад

      Smartest yt shorts comment copier logic:

    • @Seinsmelled
      @Seinsmelled 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@soumilghosh5156 my dad did that but instead of living to 120 he got lung cancer and his liver failed due to alcoholism and died at 42

    • @witoldkopaczewski3954
      @witoldkopaczewski3954 6 месяцев назад +1

      Just have good genetics

  • @larry-xs6uh
    @larry-xs6uh 10 месяцев назад +4

    God has a sense of humor

  • @Fuzz32
    @Fuzz32 2 месяца назад

    So Death, why’d you do it?
    I hate lawyers.