KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear josepz
@@AxxLAfriku Ok thank you "AxxL" i hope someday all the people watching this video click on this comment and go to your channel and then you become rich and famous and live happily ever after
And the fact that he kept on going, even after his podcast guest made it clear it's a fucked-up thing to say in public... omg, Shane should've gotten a PR team YEARS ago
@Inconspicuous Name Well you gotta figure if these are the views he's willing to express in a public forum there's most likely some sort of more radical beliefs he keeps to himself there, but yeah I just think it's funny really lol
Made me smile when you talked about jokes that'll never leave your apartment, because my roommate and I say HORRIBLE shit to eachother as a meme but I would never be able to stream on main if it ever got out
"I cant think of a single group of people who have dealt with more suffering than we have as content creators" -Chris, while wearing a hat that says in bold captials, "ARMY"
In all seriousness, respect to those badasses. Troops, whatever the nation, deserve more recognition for their courage. God knows I couldn't do that shit
@Corrupt Angel Mad respect for the troops themselves. Too bad most of the wars they fight in are for the benefit of industry and the expansion of empire and not actual defense.
@@SaintSC05 Still. Battle, particularly the fallout of battle, psychological or otherwise, is not something I think I could handle. So my hat is off to you folks.
"I've grown as a person" often means "the Earth has revolved around the sun several more times and I am more or less identical to the person I was." Not always, but often.
Nah. It means "Oh,shit. I got caught. Let me say some lofty words, spew some empty platitude, and hope my virtue signaling resonates with people more than my actions. In the future I will be careful to not get caught doing this again."
"You have no excuse" Did you forget that your masterfully chiseled jaw line makes up for all your negatives and that 95% of Smash pro players smell so bad they're a literal bio hazard?
Sweeney is not a real person, he is the physical manifestation of Chris's insanity. Why do you think he became more present in Chris videos as he loses his mind?
2:53 I did the math Every Rise Against album just once including compilation albums comes out to 7 hours, 34 minutes and 10 seconds. Multiplied by 46, that's over 350 hours of runtime. Just in case anyone actually cared, feel free to check my math
*I think they both Diddled each other because Onision acts like the 'crazy boyfriend who never got over his ex' that loses his mind Everytime people compare him or even mentions Shane.*
Same, I knew it existed, but I didn't watch it yet, cause I wanted to watch all the previous Sabrina media first. (Yeah I know each iteration is different but I still want to watch them in order).
@@GTADriver1 Just for clarification - the Netflix show is essentially the comic. Which you can still read, despite them not continuing the story due to the show. I'm so devastated by this loss.
@@drakynoch Yeah but it's only an adaptation of the Chilling Adventures comics, correct? And I'd like to read the comics as well but am having a hard time finding them. Plus I've had my own idea for Sabrina media, as silly as that may sound, and wanted to go through all the media that exists to know how other iterations handled the teenage witch.
Hey man, being obsessed with Halo at age 26 is perfectly fine, lol. I'm turning 26 in a few months, and I'm still just as big a fan of Halo as I was when I was in middle school. Also, Bioshock sounds like a great topic to go over
@3:45 I'm sorry... But I just *have* to compliment your choice in TV remote control mount placement. It might not be the most _aesthetically_ appropriate location, but its _practicality_ can not be doubted. Some may question why simply placing it on a coffee table or side table next to the couch isn't good enough, but we all know how that ends up working out, and that's not at all. They can have food or drink spilled on them, be easily knocked off, etc. That's not to mention the benefit of designating a location in the first place. When something has an assigned location, it's far less likely to be thoughtlessly plunked down and lost. Above-couch wall mounting puts it within reach where it's needed most while simultaneously keeping it free from danger and the hands of annoying children (one and the same some may say) or pets.
Yeah, honestly. If you make, like, a pedo joke, idk why you'd ever make the subject of the joke a literal real human being. The fact that he talks about HIS FANS when he makes that joke and stretches it out so long is what makes it not only a terrible joke, but also a very creepy moment. I mean, hell, with his method, even joking about fictional characters would be creepy af
2:56 So just because quarantine made my life spiral out of control into a pit of existential dread, i decided to actually fact check this like the useless overgrown sea urchin that i am According to my drug fueled calculations, listening to every main album in Rise Against's discography would clock in at around Six hours exactly, which could excuse a rough estimate on your part, but still allow you to listen to it all thanks to the earphones. However, if you wish to also count Ghost Note Symphonies, which is just an acoustic cover album, it would take you almost half an hour more, getting you to around 6h 26 And if you just want to deepthroat it all, you can also add the entirety of the B-side and extra songs in Long Forgotten Songs, if you want to count it (And personally i would count this rather than Wolves) which is a whopping 78 minutes and 1 seconds, finally solidifying the final runtime as seven hours and fifty five seconds. So, no Chris. You can't listen to every Rise against album 46 times in six hours. You complete fool. You demented senile goblin. i swear to god someone is going to do the calculations right and shit all over me
2020 feels like Game of Thrones season 4. Everything is being wrapped up and a new era is beginning. And we all know it was all down hill after season 4.
Someone I’ve been subbed to for like 8 years has been outed for grooming and then told his fans that they need to be better people in his apology a group I was subbed to for 2 years have broken up revealing that they regret it all, I subbed to someone FOR A LITERAL WEEK and they got outed for dating minors This is a one two screw you type a year
I mean if you see the videos he did with his 12(?) year old cousin back in the day, it's pretty obvious that he did think that way, the way he acts around minors is pretty fucked up
Nothing about his delivery even slightly suggests he is joking. He doesn't make a pun, or say it in a crazy voice, or do anything else that would let people know he isn't serious.
@@jacobjosefsberg7824 Booker and Elizabeth are annoying and don't stop talking. The shooting and environments are just as good (albeit not nearly as iconic or memorable) as the original but the fact that Booker and Elizabeth talk over it all hurts the game severely and wrecks immersion. Bioshock Infinite is BioShock's retarded cousin.
@@fergalkidd91 Magic. EDIT: not really. Australian reruns, my man. Watch those enough, you'll begin to be able to recite any old show's episodes verbatim.
i know this is an older(ish) video and it's a bit off topic, but my god am i thankful to this man, his channel helped to de-radicalize me. I was going down a path to the alt right and this channel brought me back to a more rational standing. I love the quality and effort and could never show just how thankful i am that i stumbled across the channel. so if you see this, thanks man.
Here's some math for you, even though this is probably already done by another comment. There are a total of 8 Rise against albums. Thankfully, wikipedia adds the total of these songs lengths together. The Unraveling has a total of 36 minutes and 40 seconds of music (40 minutes and 36 seconds if including bonus tracks) Revolutions Per Minute has a total of 37 minutes and 42 seconds of music (1 hour, 6 minutes and 30 seconds if including bonus tracks) Siren song of the counter culture has a total of 40 minutes, 54 seconds of music. (42 minutes and 50 seconds if including bonus tracks) The Sufferer and The Witness has a total of 67 minutes of music. (Taken from all editions, *rounded up*) Appeal to Reason has a total of 48 minutes and 23 seconds of music (52 minutes and 17 seconds if including all editions) Endgame has a total of 46 minutes and 5 seconds of music (52 minutes and 57 seconds if including bonus tracks) The Black Market has a total of 46 minutes and 18 seconds of music (64 minutes if including all editions) Wolves has a total of 40 minutes and 4 seconds of music (45 minutes and 46 seconds if including all editions) This totals us up to 5 hours, 52 minutes and 6 seconds. If we are not including the bonus tracks. If we are, this totals us up to 7 hours, 3 minutes and 56 seconds. The battery life is supposedly 6 hours and you can charge it four times. This leads up to 24 hours of listening. For the sake of my mind which is god awful at math, we will be rounding up the totals above to six hours for the time without the bonuses and 7 for with. 6x46=276 hours 7x46=322 hours This means the raycons can only listen to 0.09 percent of all Rise against albums per day, 46 times. If you were to include all of the bonuses, this goes down to 0.07 percent.
I laughed very, very hard at "There are jokes me and Tom Sweeny tell to each other that I swear to God will never leave this apartment for as long as I fucking live, because we'd be DONE. If there was a microphone running in this apartment 24/7, we'd be fucked". I have a friend who is exactly like this with me. Thousands of infernal words that will someday send us plummeting directly to Hell all just flashed through my mind at once, like a fucking fireworks display of things I must never repeat outside of that basement. That's a fucking beautiful kind of friendship, to know somebody well enough to feel comfortable telling jokes like that.
Honestly the best recap yet since now I’ve actually got a hold of the general situation and learned a new “culture.” Also what if the Mayans were dyslexic and it actually was 2021. Y’all have fun with new brain folds.
I mean, they really just knew it wouldn't make sense to make another ring to the calendar. They were smart enough to make a pretty accurate calendar, so they were definitely smart enough to know that would be a lot of wasted stone.
Young Shia LaBouef aka Stanley Yelnats. If you're going to be stupid, do it in a socially correct way. Everybody has read/watched Holes in 7th grade, and you just made yourself look a magnitude more foolish than you are in real life.
Brb, setting up "cleaning service" front in order to get hidden microphones into Chris and Tom's apartment. Will edit in the link to the livestream when it's ready:
Dude, he’s 5’4. Some women won’t give time of day to dudes under 6’0. These women will end up childless, shrivelled, bitter lonely cat ladies but still won’t date guys that aren’t head and shoulders above them while they wear 6 inch heels
One day I’ll be so rich that my toilet paper will be hand crafted by Asian artisans out of parchment made from the skin of cashmere goats, flaked with gold leaf and coated in diamond dust.
"if you boycotted a store in the 1950's, they were probably fucked" meanwhile, today, if WalMart gets a store with a bad rep, or someone says the terrible U-word, they just close it down, fire everyone involved, then open a new store 2 blocks away 6 months down the line, and they see at worst, a microscopic drop in operational profits for the quarter
"Important side plots are abruptly getting resolved" Considering what happened with Afghanistan and the Middle East as a whole, this statements aged beautifully. Even if this video was more tailored towards last year
This is the first time in like 3 years, that Chris Ray Gun's video has appeared in my recommended. I've been subscribed since the masterpiece that is Come Be PC.
Me using Chinese servers on Tik Tok: this app is amazing why is everyone calling it cringe Me after seeing other non Chinese servers: oh , now I get it
Bro, I had Sam Rami on a tour once and I had no idea who he was until my manager told me. He is, to this day, the most polite guest I've ever had. HE called ME "sir" the entire day. Imagine little old me getting "yes sir, no sir, thank you sir" from SAM FUCKING RAMI all day!
4:28 Kuzko is Incan. Or at least some form of Andean native royalty. The Maya lived from southern Mexico down to Honduras. Incas lived in most of western south America. Through the entire Andes mountain range. Also, he turns into a llama, which are native to the Andes.
Shane: _"Here's my justification for pedophilia-"_ O__O Part of me wants to agree with Chris in that "Comedy should have no limits".....but at the same time, tho-
Collin McLaren the thing is Dawson isn’t joking, he’s been saying things that have been “misunderstood” as noncey for about 10 years. Comedy has no limit, but it can still be used to prove someone’s a bellend.
The longer your hair gets the more I get the impulse to buy drugs from you
Hello father.
So why havent you made a fallout new vegas review yet?
XD
Mmm yes the man of action or the cod guy
@@itsZach05 man of action
I'm gonna just make a bunch of apology templates and sell them to gullible tik tokers who said the n-word. It's time we profit off of cancel culture.
See, now that's a hustle I can respect.
Peak capitalism
Literally Jreg's n-word pass video
FPS DIESEL fucking genius
You should call them Sad Libs
That's a nice sticker on your laptop, Chris.
YOU!
Cocc.
Yeah it’s a nice mumkey jones sticker haha
EMPLEMONNNNNNN
EmpLemon that’s a nice Rusty Cage sticker that was produced by Reactor and shipped by Justin Whang
I swear to god, as it panned to Paul I was thinking "Man, it'd be cool if Chris got MeatCanyon to do Paul's voice"...
And MeatCanyon spoke...
Uhhuhui
M
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PppYo p
I hear MeatCanyon, and I get flashbacks to Ronald McDonald and Willy Woncha.
a retrospective on bioshock sounds pretty sick
Favorite games of all time
1. Bioshock 2
2. Bioshock
3. God of War 3
So yeah please do that
I will cremate an infant if you make Eurobeat 2
@@Order-ch7uo Putting bioshock 2 over the first is a pretty hot take, any reason in particular?
Loved your Hackers video man
Infinite was a fucking amazing game that made the lore richer with its DLC . Just my 2 cents
It's weird hearing the Meat Canyon voice without nightmare-inducing visuals.
Ah yes. But still welcomed and perfect for Paul.
Isn't Paul nightmare-inducting?
At this point if I hear meat canyon in a video that isn't his, I subconsciously visualise ed, edd and eddy's malformed faces
@@mrhumanman I think of demon Pinocchio only because that was the first MC video I saw.
I had hoped I was right to think meat canyon. Thanks for the confirmation.
Got copyright struck immediately lol sorry i fixed it tho haha it's all good. haha ur lookin good, you been lifting?
Well damn. Was wondering what happened?
I actually have been, I took Robert Franks advice to heart so now I’m jacked and tanned and juicy as fuck
Well, thank you
already watched the first time, but imma do it again to support your gains since i already got mine, thanks for noticing
thaanks for noticing
For someone who adamantly hates imagine dragons, you sure do bring them up a whole lot.
Nice try Dan Reynolds, lead singer of American pop rock band Imagine Dragons
ruclips.net/video/2OW2fTZeOR4/видео.html
Doug Gibson my bank account begs to differ
@@joveairbrice8075 Lol what are you doing, stop posting this to random comments.
@@SirHorned19 im spreading the word
"Nice to see women breaking into a male dominated field" beautiful placement.
It astounds me that Chris has done SEVERAL raycon sponsorships and yet the phrase "Chris Ray Con" has not been uttered in a single one
bro??
Bro...
KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear josepz
@@AxxLAfriku Ok thank you "AxxL" i hope someday all the people watching this video click on this comment and go to your channel and then you become rich and famous and live happily ever after
Axxl, I do not agree with your views and opinions. And I have decided to respectfully not insult you. Thank you friend.
Hamilton style death:
Get shot in the chest and then freestyle rap for 5 minutes
That's exactly how Tupac and Biggie died
that does sound like and awsome way to die.
"Here's my justification for pedophilia..." Is a sentence no regular person should ever be willing to say lol
@Lime Calzon Yeah, comedy is one thing, but the way he stated it made it seem like he was all hands on deck with the chomos
And the fact that he kept on going, even after his podcast guest made it clear it's a fucked-up thing to say in public... omg, Shane should've gotten a PR team YEARS ago
@Inconspicuous Name Well you gotta figure if these are the views he's willing to express in a public forum there's most likely some sort of more radical beliefs he keeps to himself there, but yeah I just think it's funny really lol
Chris is starting to look like a Vietnam vet in the 70’s who’s being interviewed about his heroin addiction
"starting to"?
I always assumed that's what he actually was...
Reminds me of the dude from Jacobs ladder lmao.
The army hat really completes the look.
Or like a recurring character on My So-Called Life.
Chris: im either going out Hamilton style or exploding.
Us Army: Hello there
Funny to think about how they were threatening to ban TikTok almost 4 years ago and we're still hearing about it
I'm personally loving Paul's character arc.
Best redemption arc since Zuko
*I have given you your 69th like. Rejoice.*
What about Chris’s
I'm pretty sure that's MeatCanyon.
The one that draws your childhood with reimagined designs of bodyhorror and dark themes.
Its not an arc when it’s real
Ok the "its nice to see women breaking into a male dominated space" absolute gold.
If you were taller I would build you a statue
You could save a lot of materials with his current heigth
Just build him a fuckin figma
His statue would be a fucking Lego ass minifig
I would give several of my organs to hear a truly unfiltered conversation between Chris and Sweeny
Money well spent
The space debate is close
Princess Rainbovvs X Musashi I caught the space debate live and it was surreal
As would I
Which organs? You know, just out of curiosity...
I’m starting to think Chris is trying to hide his Imagine Dragons fanaticism at this point.
I bet he just just loves them unfathomablely but is just embarrassed about it.
@@gearyt2355 as he goddamn should be
Smoke+Mirrors is actually pretty good...
Made me smile when you talked about jokes that'll never leave your apartment, because my roommate and I say HORRIBLE shit to eachother as a meme but I would never be able to stream on main if it ever got out
Meat canyon as paul, dear god lol.
"One quarter is all it costs... To see god."
I thought it was him, that sexy voice could not stop my temptations, he keeps killing my moral and sanity.
We have witnessed true perfection.
The taste of retribution *sure is sweet*
I knew that voice sounded familiar! The Rugrats one was my favorite 😁
Chris is slowly growing the haircut that 90% of the dudes had in my high school circa '08
The good-ole roller skating trucker look.
You mean the Bieber?
@@alldayagain Kinda, but different. More like Shaggy.
My god you're right!
"I cant think of a single group of people who have dealt with more suffering than we have as content creators"
-Chris, while wearing a hat that says in bold captials, "ARMY"
You telling me the military aren't content creators? 😄
In all seriousness, respect to those badasses. Troops, whatever the nation, deserve more recognition for their courage. God knows I couldn't do that shit
@Corrupt Angel
Mad respect for the troops themselves. Too bad most of the wars they fight in are for the benefit of industry and the expansion of empire and not actual defense.
As an army veteran, it wasn't that hard. No thanks needed.
@@SaintSC05 Still. Battle, particularly the fallout of battle, psychological or otherwise, is not something I think I could handle. So my hat is off to you folks.
"I've grown as a person" often means "the Earth has revolved around the sun several more times and I am more or less identical to the person I was." Not always, but often.
Nah. It means "Oh,shit. I got caught. Let me say some lofty words, spew some empty platitude, and hope my virtue signaling resonates with people more than my actions. In the future I will be careful to not get caught doing this again."
"You have no excuse"
Did you forget that your masterfully chiseled jaw line makes up for all your negatives and that 95% of Smash pro players smell so bad they're a literal bio hazard?
Silence furry
Eww furry
Furry = bad
Gotta admit tho, you got a point.
Furry btw
I like how Chris is a permanent furnishing in Sweeney's life no matter where he moves.
Sweeney is not a real person, he is the physical manifestation of Chris's insanity. Why do you think he became more present in Chris videos as he loses his mind?
They're best friends and roommates, of course they moved in together
The Apartment looks the same cause I own all the same things.
*Sweeney Appears in New Apartment*
Literal house N. He comes with the household effects.
I love you for this comment
@@lincoln7069 love you too buddy
I laughed at this for ages.
2:53
I did the math
Every Rise Against album just once including compilation albums comes out to 7 hours, 34 minutes and 10 seconds. Multiplied by 46, that's over 350 hours of runtime.
Just in case anyone actually cared, feel free to check my math
Thank you
Give that man his like.
I’m giving u this like because I’m obligated to give ppl credit where credit is due.
That sounds like a perfect way to spend 8 hours
"i think reading a room is an important comedic skill" THANK YOU Chris
I'm not sure why, but "George Carlin was a part of ISIS!" is some of the funniest shit I've ever heard.
the seven words you can’t say during jihad
When Sweeny made the Sam Raimi joke i just imagined Toby Maguire standing on a building yelling"Fly!" While shooting JFK
How did Raimi get away with it?
@@TheDaniel13761"I missed the part where that's my problem"
Glad that New apartment still contains Tom Sweeney.
You should follow the snark tank podcast for the ultimate amount of tom sweeney
I gotta get me one of those for my apartment.
Nothing contains Tom Sweeney
@@Sigh95 I know, I was having one imported from a factory in China but we all know how that turned out.
Paul said: "I guess so" and I immediately knew that was Meat Canyon. XD He's perfect for Paul, too.
Bearman_18 meat canyon
"sorry raygun, but it looks like YOUR paul, is now MY paul"
The music gave it away for me
What we need now is David Hayter to voice Paul.
@@steponnopets thx
If I'm honest, I've always felt that *_Shane Dawson_* was cast-from-the-same-Mold as *_Onision_* !!! They both creeped me out a lot...
*I think they both Diddled each other because Onision acts like the 'crazy boyfriend who never got over his ex' that loses his mind Everytime people compare him or even mentions Shane.*
No one wants to say Onision was right right now.... Not even me so I won't lol
When I was younger I genuinely thought they were the same people
@@Djeispark they did kiss and I think onion boi became obsessed
The up side to chris’s inconsistent frequency of uploads is that it feels like a holiday every time he posts a video
"Hopefully her suicide is more convincing"
Good to know your humor's still consistent in these crazy times. I died 😂
There's no way I am missing that Meat Canyon cross-over!!
this is how i found out that the chilling adventures of sabrina got canceled
This is how I found out it existed in the first place.
I wasn't prepared to be devastated like this by this video.
Same, I knew it existed, but I didn't watch it yet, cause I wanted to watch all the previous Sabrina media first. (Yeah I know each iteration is different but I still want to watch them in order).
@@GTADriver1 Just for clarification - the Netflix show is essentially the comic. Which you can still read, despite them not continuing the story due to the show. I'm so devastated by this loss.
@@drakynoch Yeah but it's only an adaptation of the Chilling Adventures comics, correct? And I'd like to read the comics as well but am having a hard time finding them. Plus I've had my own idea for Sabrina media, as silly as that may sound, and wanted to go through all the media that exists to know how other iterations handled the teenage witch.
Hey man, being obsessed with Halo at age 26 is perfectly fine, lol. I'm turning 26 in a few months, and I'm still just as big a fan of Halo as I was when I was in middle school.
Also, Bioshock sounds like a great topic to go over
@3:45 I'm sorry... But I just *have* to compliment your choice in TV remote control mount placement. It might not be the most _aesthetically_ appropriate location, but its _practicality_ can not be doubted.
Some may question why simply placing it on a coffee table or side table next to the couch isn't good enough, but we all know how that ends up working out, and that's not at all. They can have food or drink spilled on them, be easily knocked off, etc. That's not to mention the benefit of designating a location in the first place. When something has an assigned location, it's far less likely to be thoughtlessly plunked down and lost.
Above-couch wall mounting puts it within reach where it's needed most while simultaneously keeping it free from danger and the hands of annoying children (one and the same some may say) or pets.
"big headphones are too heavy" he said at the gym, where he went to lift heavy stuff.
anyone else physically recoil when Shane said should i call them on their bluff
Yea that had my eye brows rise up so far they became my hairline
Mr. Burns Yup me too and my jaw dropped so far it dislocated.
yeah there was a bit of muscle spasming and revulsion
Yeah, honestly. If you make, like, a pedo joke, idk why you'd ever make the subject of the joke a literal real human being. The fact that he talks about HIS FANS when he makes that joke and stretches it out so long is what makes it not only a terrible joke, but also a very creepy moment. I mean, hell, with his method, even joking about fictional characters would be creepy af
Nah, it was sort of funny actually. Stop taking jokes seriously, you're what wrong with society.
2:56 So just because quarantine made my life spiral out of control into a pit of existential dread, i decided to actually fact check this like the useless overgrown sea urchin that i am
According to my drug fueled calculations, listening to every main album in Rise Against's discography would clock in at around Six hours exactly, which could excuse a rough estimate on your part, but still allow you to listen to it all thanks to the earphones.
However, if you wish to also count Ghost Note Symphonies, which is just an acoustic cover album, it would take you almost half an hour more, getting you to around 6h 26
And if you just want to deepthroat it all, you can also add the entirety of the B-side and extra songs in Long Forgotten Songs, if you want to count it (And personally i would count this rather than Wolves) which is a whopping 78 minutes and 1 seconds, finally solidifying the final runtime as seven hours and fifty five seconds.
So, no Chris. You can't listen to every Rise against album 46 times in six hours. You complete fool. You demented senile goblin.
i swear to god someone is going to do the calculations right and shit all over me
2020 feels like Game of Thrones season 4. Everything is being wrapped up and a new era is beginning. And we all know it was all down hill after season 4.
At which episode are we now?
Someone I’ve been subbed to for like 8 years has been outed for grooming and then told his fans that they need to be better people in his apology
a group I was subbed to for 2 years have broken up revealing that they regret it all,
I subbed to someone FOR A LITERAL WEEK and they got outed for dating minors
This is a one two screw you type a year
"I'm either going out Hamilton style or exploding"
my man
I can’t tell if Chris is going absolutely insane or if this is just par for the course.
As his hair grows longer, his sanity grows shorter.
Both
yes
He was always insane
*cough*
Im gonna pretend i didnt see your pfp
"even prisons have glass ceilings"
That, was a well-written joke.
I "liked" when he said hopefully Epstein's girlfriend's suicide would be believed this time!
"I'm either going out Hamilton style, or exploding"
I don't know why I'm laughing so god damned hard at that
12:34 Maybe it's just him being awful at telling jokes, but this really doesn't seem like he's joking at all, even without the other person.
Nah. Always seemed like a noncey bollocks to me. Nothing wrong with edgy banter, but it has to be funny, and also not true.
I mean if you see the videos he did with his 12(?) year old cousin back in the day, it's pretty obvious that he did think that way, the way he acts around minors is pretty fucked up
Nothing about his delivery even slightly suggests he is joking. He doesn't make a pun, or say it in a crazy voice, or do anything else that would let people know he isn't serious.
Please....PLEASE...make the Bioshock Video!
(I'm desperately hoping it gets a detailed VR game like Half-Life did)
If there is a Bioshock video I hope it's about how Infinite is absolute horseshit compared to the originals.
Oh my god bioshock vr this blows my mind yes yes yes
@@JBX07 nope
@@JBX07 Original was amazing. 2 was complete trash. Infinite was pretty great minus the ghost part. Burial at sea 1 was good but 2 was just okay.
@@jacobjosefsberg7824 Booker and Elizabeth are annoying and don't stop talking. The shooting and environments are just as good (albeit not nearly as iconic or memorable) as the original but the fact that Booker and Elizabeth talk over it all hurts the game severely and wrecks immersion. Bioshock Infinite is BioShock's retarded cousin.
0:13 I know 'The Contest' from Seinfeld when I see it, Chris.
Travis how the fuck did you identify the episode from 2 seconds of obscured footage? That’s impressive.
@@fergalkidd91 Magic.
EDIT: not really. Australian reruns, my man. Watch those enough, you'll begin to be able to recite any old show's episodes verbatim.
i know this is an older(ish) video and it's a bit off topic, but my god am i thankful to this man, his channel helped to de-radicalize me. I was going down a path to the alt right and this channel brought me back to a more rational standing. I love the quality and effort and could never show just how thankful i am that i stumbled across the channel. so if you see this, thanks man.
That’s funny, because according to some (stupid) people, Chris is “part of the alt-right” himself. 😆🙄
Here's some math for you, even though this is probably already done by another comment.
There are a total of 8 Rise against albums. Thankfully, wikipedia adds the total of these songs lengths together.
The Unraveling has a total of 36 minutes and 40 seconds of music (40 minutes and 36 seconds if including bonus tracks)
Revolutions Per Minute has a total of 37 minutes and 42 seconds of music (1 hour, 6 minutes and 30 seconds if including bonus tracks)
Siren song of the counter culture has a total of 40 minutes, 54 seconds of music. (42 minutes and 50 seconds if including bonus tracks)
The Sufferer and The Witness has a total of 67 minutes of music. (Taken from all editions, *rounded up*)
Appeal to Reason has a total of 48 minutes and 23 seconds of music (52 minutes and 17 seconds if including all editions)
Endgame has a total of 46 minutes and 5 seconds of music (52 minutes and 57 seconds if including bonus tracks)
The Black Market has a total of 46 minutes and 18 seconds of music (64 minutes if including all editions)
Wolves has a total of 40 minutes and 4 seconds of music (45 minutes and 46 seconds if including all editions)
This totals us up to 5 hours, 52 minutes and 6 seconds.
If we are not including the bonus tracks.
If we are, this totals us up to 7 hours, 3 minutes and 56 seconds.
The battery life is supposedly 6 hours and you can charge it four times. This leads up to 24 hours of listening. For the sake of my mind which is god awful at math, we will be rounding up the totals above to six hours for the time without the bonuses and 7 for with.
6x46=276 hours
7x46=322 hours
This means the raycons can only listen to 0.09 percent of all Rise against albums per day, 46 times.
If you were to include all of the bonuses, this goes down to 0.07 percent.
I mean, I imagine that the Sween would be more than happy to Hamilton style your death.
Felt weird liking the vid and getting told "This video doesn't exist"
Paul cannot wait any longer, he must become *flesh* and *bone*
He must ensure that we all see perfection
I laughed very, very hard at "There are jokes me and Tom Sweeny tell to each other that I swear to God will never leave this apartment for as long as I fucking live, because we'd be DONE. If there was a microphone running in this apartment 24/7, we'd be fucked".
I have a friend who is exactly like this with me. Thousands of infernal words that will someday send us plummeting directly to Hell all just flashed through my mind at once, like a fucking fireworks display of things I must never repeat outside of that basement.
That's a fucking beautiful kind of friendship, to know somebody well enough to feel comfortable telling jokes like that.
Honestly the best recap yet since now I’ve actually got a hold of the general situation and learned a new “culture.” Also what if the Mayans were dyslexic and it actually was 2021. Y’all have fun with new brain folds.
I mean, they really just knew it wouldn't make sense to make another ring to the calendar. They were smart enough to make a pretty accurate calendar, so they were definitely smart enough to know that would be a lot of wasted stone.
"He has his justification for pedophilia..."- Shane
Christian clergy: "yo write this down. Write this down now"
*catholic
Ok I just spit beer across my desk!
"God wanted me to diddle you"
Carbonara Sayonara, just stupid genius. Love how you come up with sayings I actually want to use in really life, like, seriously
Chris looks like that unmemorable guy from Holes in the intro..... again
Young Shia LaBouef aka Stanley Yelnats. If you're going to be stupid, do it in a socially correct way. Everybody has read/watched Holes in 7th grade, and you just made yourself look a magnitude more foolish than you are in real life.
@@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 dude..... tf is wrong with you it's a joke
@@Shmeckster233 just went full on rage mode on u lmao
@@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 no u
Dolphinboi - Play Monster Rancher wow I watched holes repeatedly and forgot the character’s name. 😂
About that Smash bit, Nairo (the big case that sparked the mass publicization of accusations) was proven innocent. Dunno about any of the other cases.
chris ray gun: my favorite mid-to-low tier youtuber for 6 years running. here’s a fish 🐟
I, fucken... ok
Paul sounds an awful lot like Bugs Bunny “double wide surprise”😂
Paul is witnessing... *Perfection*
They're coming to bring down the force of God on our little llama. He's just a little Llama!
Do I look like a real Llama papa?
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Brb, setting up "cleaning service" front in order to get hidden microphones into Chris and Tom's apartment. Will edit in the link to the livestream when it's ready:
Ray Gun Retrospective
- How to get ladies while being a blind small man
Ray Gun Retrospective - How to get ladies while being a Hispanic Halfling
Everyone: Haha Chris' hair!
Me: Jesus Christ, why are his arms so veiny?
God, I can't unsee this
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@@joveairbrice8075 Hello fellow Tim Pool and Chris Ray Gun fan!
@@mitchells5619 hey how are you?
Muscle pushes veins to surface.
That's why you don't see veiny fat people, and bodybuilders are covered in them....
I wanna know what jokes Chris and Sweeney make in the comfort of their own apartment now. It's likely the kinda shit I love to hear.
Probably the closest we'll get is the Snark Tank lol
Did we delete tik tok?
2020: Yes
What did it cost?
2020: everything
The start of the 2020 redemption arc
worth
I choose to go out fighting one of the last wild polar bears with a three bladed knife.
I cannot believe that the director of THE BEST SPIDER-MAN killed JFK.
Lmfaoo
But what if JFK wasn't assassinated and his head just... you know... *did that?*
@@spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728 you mean
*sploded* ?
Brain-splattered-man.
@@rosegyrose7714 no it just *hatched*
A famous youtuber who literally has companies sponsoring him: "even I can get women."
Walking up to a woman at a bar and saying "I'm a famous youtuber" isn't an effective method
Flaccid.mp3 yeah, but responding to his DMs probably is effective.
Dude, he’s 5’4. Some women won’t give time of day to dudes under 6’0.
These women will end up childless, shrivelled, bitter lonely cat ladies but still won’t date guys that aren’t head and shoulders above them while they wear 6 inch heels
@@p016264 slow down anon. Breathe.
Salad Dongs good one :) I do tend to get theatrical
I'm starting to get the impression Chris isn't a fan of Imagine Dragons. Maybe I'm just overthinking it.
2020 is just the "New Game+" mode of 2012.
With a little 2016 mixed in
Copyright tried, but they just can’t touch Paul
One day I’ll be so rich that my toilet paper will be hand crafted by Asian artisans out of parchment made from the skin of cashmere goats, flaked with gold leaf and coated in diamond dust.
It's nice to have goals
Ah yes, a raw anus. The symbol of affluence!
I too like crystal shards deep in my epidermis.
"if you boycotted a store in the 1950's, they were probably fucked"
meanwhile, today, if WalMart gets a store with a bad rep, or someone says the terrible U-word, they just close it down, fire everyone involved, then open a new store 2 blocks away 6 months down the line, and they see at worst, a microscopic drop in operational profits for the quarter
Norlock and Aristotle both share the view that you can't shame others into being better people.
It’s about time Meatcanyon loaned his sultry voice to Paul
When Kingston breaks into your room dropping truth bombs, don't block him out with earbuds, he might take you so hard that your knees break.
Is this Chris' descent into literal madness or he just really wants to talk about Halo and he's not getting his fix?
Who says you cant do both!?
*y e s*
"Important side plots are abruptly getting resolved"
Considering what happened with Afghanistan and the Middle East as a whole, this statements aged beautifully. Even if this video was more tailored towards last year
This is the first time in like 3 years, that Chris Ray Gun's video has appeared in my recommended. I've been subscribed since the masterpiece that is Come Be PC.
The relief after thinking Chris’s got taken down by yt 🙏🏾
Me enjoying smash Casually: :)
Me when I go to look into smash some more: Oh.
Great day to have never been part of the Smash Community™ and not know about much of this drama
The alien episode was great. I rewatch that shit all the time
Me using Chinese servers on Tik Tok: this app is amazing why is everyone calling it cringe
Me after seeing other non Chinese servers: oh , now I get it
Bro, I had Sam Rami on a tour once and I had no idea who he was until my manager told me. He is, to this day, the most polite guest I've ever had. HE called ME "sir" the entire day. Imagine little old me getting "yes sir, no sir, thank you sir" from SAM FUCKING RAMI all day!
That moment when Chris takes down the video 8 minutes after uploading it so he could give it a more witty title.
11:43 You know, I always thought you were the "ray gun" type of guy, but skydiving into a nuke works too!
Only real gamers remember when this had no music and the close ups on Chris were really weird and akward
They were better tbh.
If the real gamers are real gamers they'll give Landslug's comment enough upvotes that Chris will never be able to escape his past failures.
And the silent title cards
YEah, what where those supposed to be? breaks for laughs?! In a Chris Ray Gun video!?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
@@quetzalkro if real gamers are real gamers they'd be gaming rather than be watching this 😂
Learning Chris is 5'4 is the motivational inspirational shit i never knew i needed.
1:05 "THE MOST SAFE CAREER YOU CAN POSSIBLY HAVE IN THIS TUMULTUOUS CLIMATE"
4:28 Kuzko is Incan. Or at least some form of Andean native royalty. The Maya lived from southern Mexico down to Honduras. Incas lived in most of western south America. Through the entire Andes mountain range. Also, he turns into a llama, which are native to the Andes.
Wow first thing I thought was, "wow, Paul sure sounds a lot like Meat Canyon."
Shane: _"Here's my justification for pedophilia-"_
O__O
Part of me wants to agree with Chris in that "Comedy should have no limits".....but at the same time, tho-
Collin McLaren the thing is Dawson isn’t joking, he’s been saying things that have been “misunderstood” as noncey for about 10 years. Comedy has no limit, but it can still be used to prove someone’s a bellend.
He even told a teenager to twerk in front of him I feel like this ain't a joke
didn't even have to check the description to know who's beautiful hollering pipes Paul was using this time.
A Bioshock retrospective would be pretty good! So would a Jak & Daxter one.