Meanwhile… Espresso Martini Perfume | Big Boi’s Owl Fail | Giant Canadian Baby | Bear Eats Taco Bell
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- Опубликовано: 14 ноя 2023
- Meanwhile… There’s a new fragrance for liquor fans, Outkast’s Big Boi regrets bringing an owl on stage, a huge baby was born in Canada, and a bear stole a whole lot of Taco Bell off someone’s porch.
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I swear the graphics department is just trolling Stephen at this point and it's cracking me up. XD
They always do that with the Flight Attention segment 😂
I love when graphics departments mess with Late Night Show hosts XD
Hilarious!!! Colbert kept it together which made it funnier still!
I agree. It works tho. Audience laughed and so did I.
Stephen's graphics dept having _way_ too much fun with the new Flight Attention animation ✈😄
I laughed way too hard at the last one :D
It was killing me
They have pent up energy from being off, the brain doesn’t take breaks, just because you’re not getting paid!
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I promise you, that 15-pound Canadian baby will be walking LONG before his mother will
DOH! LOL. Is that an episiotomy in you pants....?🤣
Also episiotomy plus. That plus I never wish to think about
I've got an Andrew Jackson that says it was a Caesarian.
@thaisstone5192 good point! I managed to beat them off
As a Canadian, I heartily approve of this joke 😂
Poor owl! Their hearing is so sensitive and being on stage has to have been torture.
Not only for the owl
@@MarcKloos Didn't even wait for one bar before saying "F*ck this shit, I'm out!"
Agreed. Anyone who knows anything about owls recognizes the animal abuse.
Poor owl.
Humans suck too often in understanding and treatment of animals, and each other.
Exactly, first thing I thought. Seriously, fk those rappers for not being cognizant of this. Show off with some other bs, not live animals.
yeah, that would explain its freakout. i would, too, if i were forced to be a prop in a rapper's show and it's not by Weird Al Yankovic.
I mean an owl can hear a mouse fart in a field 1000 yards away and you gonna BLAST music at him....."ARE IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING?!?"
I don't know. Are is they?
I agree completely.
You'll have more impact if you correct that painfully incorrect grammar, though.
Edit & resubmit? 😉😊
@@cbeautifulworld11 I'm pretty sure they were doing that for emphasis. Using intentionally poor grammar to make a point is a long-standing literary tradition, just ask Mark Twain.
@mwater_moon2865 possibly, possibly not.
Either way, I'm sure that will be the convenient excuse they'll use.
A $45 Taco Bell order?! Well, you know what _that_ bear was doing in the woods for the next six hours.
🤣🤣🤣 I see what you did there! You answered the age-old question about whether 🐻🐻 💩 in the 🌲🌲🌲!!!
@@istdochallesegal3427 "Depends. What did the bear eat?"
@@istdochallesegal3427 Doing what bears do in the woods. 🙂
🤣🤣🤣
I wondered if Stephen was going to make that joke, but he's never been one to go for the low-hanging fruit.
"It's possible to have $45 of Taco Bell food?" Yeah, just add delivery fee, service fee, driver fee, and a tip that says "I'm paying your whole salary because your employer sure isn't"
Seth Myers made a similar joke and his comment section is full of expensive Taco Bell stories.
Tipping culture has to stop. For all the reasons you said.
@@kitcoffey7194yep, which is why tipped minimum wage needs to stop, there should only be one standard minimum wage, and it needs to keep up with inflation so it's a sufficient wage.
You billionaire you…way to go. Give me some tips for kissing your behind😊
...the "I'm too lazy to drive for my garbage food fee"...
When I fly Spirit (as a Canadian) I always bring my support Sasquatch.
I love how the graphics are always way too long and seeing Stephen’s reaction to them interrupting him. Too funny!
I saw that bear story in the local paper, and the funniest part was that after the bear had already gotten away with the food, it actually came back for the drinks!
It’s astounding that no one noticed 2 missing windows on an airplane until it took off!
Maybe they had the shade down. Or maybe they broke during take-off.
if you made a movie about that everyone would complain that it was unrealistic
The inner scratch panes were in place so not obvious from inside. Only 11 passengers so presumably nobody sat near the problem windows.
I would guess that whichever of the pilots did the pre-flight walk around is a bit embarrassed.
@@tuckerbowen4626 It was a charter company, not a commercial airline, and it was only staff, not a paid flight. Still, a really bad pre-flight check for ANY pilot...
The moment he mentioned flight attention, I got super excited and the graphics team did not disappoint.
When i saw the animation, i thought “that was waaaay longer than it should be…” and they did it again! They knew! And that really 😂 cracked me up!
Stephen **really** hates Spirit Airlines and I'm here for it
He needs to do frontier airlines. They may not kill you, but they cancel flights, and they’re late all the time I’ll never fly them again.
Can you imagine getting pulled over and forgetting that you used that perfume? 😂
Yep and also maybe they could use that perfume to mask the bear taco bell diarrhoea
Probably fine as long as you can remember the alphabet backwards from T to M...😄
@@andrechen2617I must admit, that spelling of the word diarrhea totally looks like you've lost control of your vowels 😊
@@Trekmaster47
So American vs British? You know we yanks are the ones who cut the o out from the Greek. Go back a few hundred years we spelled it the same, with the o.
I like your joke on vowels/bowels, but really it’s a Webster thing.
Is that really one of the tests?!
I was fully expecting the sewage joke to be a riff on the “nether” in Netherlands.
The marching intrusiveness of the aviation graphics was apparently too subtle last time, so now it is fully in your face. Not that I'm complaining, because it's still hilarious.
I kept waiting for Stephen to pull a Seth and start an argument with the Graphics Dept.
1:28 "perform an acceptance speech for a family of appreciative seagulls"; that's poetry right there
I worked at Mars Candy over summer break back in the day. Mars let employees eat as much as they wanted, assuming you took the sample off the line safely. They knew that after a week or two you'd be burned out on caramel, nougat and chocolate and it was never a problem
We did the same in the bakery. 😊
Truth!😢...😂
It's similar at movie theatres. You're thinking, "Free popcorn!" for the first couple of weeks, and then you wise up.
Sadly, I'd never get sick of candy.
My Aunt's first job was working quality control for Willy Wonka in the 70s (before Nestle bought them out, then killed them off) and they would send employees home with bags of reject candy, so my mom (youngest sister) gets sick to this day when she sees Gobstoppers, and Peanut butter M&M's set her off because they're like Oompas, but did tell me she misses Tart 'n' Tinys.
Come on Big Boi, don't use an owl as a prop🫤
Excactly how british do you need to be to wait until after takeoff to remind the crew of missing plane parts.
The inner 'scratch pane' was present, thus not obvious that there was a window problem
2:49 Today, I, a Canadian, learned that Minnesota is in Canada.
I mean, it basically is. They have the same accent and weather.
It's a story about a boy born on 2023-10-23 in Cambridge, Ontario; so yes, it's a Canadian story. Stephen's accent, on the other hand...
I'M REALLY CRACKED UP WHEN THAT "FLIGHT ATTENTION" APPEARS 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can tell someone hasn't been to Taco Bell in a loooooooong time....
By his trim waistline and lack of diarrhea?
Oh, Stephen, as a Canadian fan I can say that your response to the 15-pound baby is spot-on! We Canadians apologize for everything .... though we draw the line at your former President, whose name just makes us think of playing bridge!
Or farting.
I think more of a totally rancid dump being taken....tttrrump😞
Or barfing. 🤢
Spirit Airlines: Still not a sponsor.
Spirit Airlines has to have a lawsuit open against Stephen by now 😆
They used the same lawyer Arby's did!
I love how Stephen has been giving it to Spirit Airlines since the crappy carrier began
Not only Colbert,but Trevor Noah never missed an opportunity to trash Spirit.
I had to check on behalf of her uterus. "Britteney and Chance Ayres expected a big baby. But the couple in Ontario, Canada, got the surprise of their life when their infant, Sonny, was born one week early, weighing 14 pounds, 8 ounces - about double the size of an average newborn. Sonny was delivered via CESAREAN SECTION at Cambridge Memorial Hospital on Oct."
Thank you so much for looking that up, I really needed to know. This poor woman
@@nicolettevalentine652In all honesty, I capitalized that part of the quote...
Her uterus wasn’t the first thing that came to mind when I heard 15 pounds. Thank goodness for C-sections! 🤦🏻♀️❤️
@@movingforwardLDTH That's why I had to check.
His intros alone to his Meanwhile segments are enough entertainment to click on.
I’ve eaten as much as sugar as I’ve wanted before and it was definitely not the way to overcome the cravings.
IDK….my daughter did that once a long time ago and she literally passed out because her sugar levels were so high….she no longer eats sweets. The thought of eating sweets makes her nauseous. 🤷🏼♀️
@@beverly719lol that's the same logic as getting your kid to smoke a whole pack of cigarettes. Some kids never touch it again, others are then hooked
@@dismurrart6648 I didn’t tell her to do it! lol…I was out and she and her friend were baking cookies…I wouldn’t recommend it as a deterrent. Like you said, it could backfire 😉
There’s a never-ending heat source at Maralago (not including boxes of classified documents).
There's laws against burning toxic waste. 🚫🔥☢🗑
@@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 "Toxic waist" is a very disrespectful way to talk about the former President.
considering we paid almost $20.00 for taco bell for two, a $45 order isn't that farfetched, any more.
That owl was like let me go do my thing I'd much rather be free than tied to a human
THE DUTCH OVEN JOKE WAS WONDERFUL!
Thank you. I was dying 😂
I didn't know which way they were going to go with it. I was thinking it would go with something about "nether regions"!
Flight Attention was the best bit of modern day clowning I have seen in a minute. To the writers, know you are loved.
Hmmmm... Something about bear taco bell diarrhoea hitting a fan, describing the state of American government
2:55 Daaamn: now i've seen a few births but that is 1 big baby!
Yep, the baby was born in CAMBRIDGE, ONTARIO, CANADA and she already had an earlier delivery of 15lbs. BIG BABIES!!!!!
Hello from Toronto Canada ( 2hrs drive from Cambridge).
I hate it when people try to use live animals for idiotic stunts as if they're just props or playthings. I'm not remotely surprised that the owl wanted to get away from that situation, given the huge crowd of people and level of noise (considering an owl's very sensitive hearing, that must have been sheer auditory horror for the poor bird).
As a human I'd love as much a right to quiet as an owl.
Agreed. It's animal abuse.
It should never be allowed.
Says everything about the mindset/lack
of the people who engage in those behaviours.
It was a standin for the horse that supposed to be there.
Bro, if they're taking off without windows, what else isn't getting safety checked?
I dare say the wildlife in Florida might be smarter than the humans there. Who pays for Taco bell?
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Animals enjoying all life has to offer
The plane switching to Spirit mid-joke was the greatest 😂
Stephen clearly has not been to Taco Bell in a while. Their prices have basically doubled. Same thing for McDonald's. They charge $5 for a McDouble now. That used to be on the dollar menu.
$5?! Where on earth do you live? Even in California a McDouble is just a little over $3.
My state is VERY expensive (WA). TB has their 'cravings box' that comes with two regular menu items (options change), cinnamon twists and a drink for $5.99
Edit: But I agree, McDonalds has lost their minds, but still tons of people at the drive through when I drive by going to TB!🤣🤣🤣
May depend on the state. But I don't think they're always going for accuracy.
@@bubbledoubletrouble wow really? I live in Colorado. Prices have been kinda out of control here for a bit.
I just looked up to have a McDouble delivered (which they add to the price of the item) is $3.79. So probably $3.00 normally. @@MattastiQ
That moms other kid weighed over 12lbs. She cooks up a big ass baby
What's an "ass baby"?
@@ericminchwell I did mean babies but this is too funny to edit.
But to answer your question I think an ass baby would be the same as a food baby. They take alot less than 9mths to cook. One good meal and a few hours should do lol.
It's called gestational diabetes 😢
as someone from Nova Scotia, Canada...that accent was perfection
We need the graphics dept to troll Stephen more. I love it.
Please do what you can to get people to vote. Thanks
We should have 50 state vote by mail and make it a national paid holiday, like a civilized nation.
Yes! It would be immensely helpful if they didn't tie voting to being called for jury duty.
A horse gets loose in an airplane...
Meanwhile, with John Mulaney: at last! My time has come!
Dr.Colbert always entertain
OK ...the airplane in Europe with the missing windows was a Ferry flight, only crew, no passengers. Second? The maintenance engineers onboard noticed the increased sound levels, and the Flight Deck saw that they weren't pressurizing. The airplane returned to Stansted, England, its departure airport.
There were passengers - 11 employees of the airline. The inner scratch panes were still present hence it wasn't obvious there was a window problem until after takeoff
Dude, it's 2023... $5.99 _might_ get ya the cinnamon twists and the drink, maybe,.
$5.99 still goes far enough in some areas. Around here, I can get the classic box, which includes a taco, a burrito, cinnamon twists, and a drink.
Meanwhile is the Colbert cure for the lack of common sense. Brilliance.
😂
John Mulaney was clearly on that flight.
If you can get their attention, Seagulls are your best audience.
"How do we get out of this mess?" VOTE...
"Was during Covid"? Stephen - we still have covid.
2:50- "Sorry about yer uterus, eh?" HA!
during one of my first flights, as the plane lifted into the air, the entire cabin crew came running down the aisle at full speed towards the back of the plane... to shut the wide open back door.
My daughter was 17 pounds at 12 months and my son was 18 lbs. 15 lbs at birth?!?!? Yikes
A decade from now, that baby is going to be crushing it in pee wee hockey.
My cousin was 12lbs at birth.
"He's not even Andre, dawg!" Loool
Brings the phrase "steaming pile of " a reality.
You had me at Dutch Oven.
It's easier to spend that much on Taco Bell than you think, just start customizing the items and it skyrockets.
I do not go there after my fist visit!! Price was ridiculous after asking for tomatoes and sour cream.
I bet the plane with the missing windows was one of Ryan Air's lol
The intro was classic! Gracias, Amigo!
Spirit airlines is the punchline to every air travel related joke Colbert has ever told.
100% possible to spend $45 at Taco Bell. Two items & a large drink alone is pushing $20.
Literally, I am to the point where I veto McDs and Taco Bell as to expensive even tho they are serving slop, it's absurd!
Taco Bell are paying their employees better than most fast food or discount store like the dallor store. Terrible way they treat their employees.
A chalupa is $5.49 alone before taxes. That meal is $12. There's no cheap fast food options anymore
Shout OUT to Kennesaw State!! GO OWLS!!
Happy children’s month
Hi to Japan
Wow, it wasn't even Spirit airlines and still they get the blame! 😂
When I was 8/9 years old I was commuting to LA in one of the 8 seat amphibian commuter planes that in my hometown we used to call a puddlejumper.
Mid flight from the island to Los Angeles the door flew open. As I was in the jumpseat next to the door, I had stuck my head out the window, and was enjoying the view of the ocean a mile below. For some reason the passengers were having conniptions about it. I had no idea what the fuss was about at the time. It turned out that open vaccuum holes in aircraft are actually quite dangerous...
Yep, if that had happened a couple of miles higher in the sky, most likely you wouldn't be talking to us right now.
Just a quick clean before the next flight😂
And later that day the family was able to enjoy Mexican (kinda) seasoned bear steaks.
👏👏👏 to the writers who craft the intro, wow!
4:08 Answers the question about a bear sh*tting in the woods.
That's messed up owls have very sensitive hearing.
I hope someday as a human with sensitive hearing to have as much right to quiet as an owl.
Aka humans are noisy AF and care more about animals than other humans for some reason
@bongwelll So true. Poor captive, helpless owl unable to escape a forced life of trauma.
Animals should never be used as mascots and owls should never have to endure the lowest
intelligence of selfish, attention-seeking humans.
Stephen!Stephen!Stephen!!!🇨🇦🇨🇦🤗
Nothing Will EVER beat the diarrhea flight.
Of course, because of exchange rates, the 13lb baby isn't as heavy in America.
I still expect him to say Quarantinewhile 😂😅
I will never Tire of this sometimes just sometimes folks I wake up and fill in the blank it is so funny
15 pounds? That's definitely 2 babies in a onesie
Colder and louder than usual lol
We had a taco bell order recently that got us up to $30 something. It's because we wanted to add sauce on the side. They charge an arm and a leg for it.
Humans are already killing the planet. Can't we just NOT traumatize the owls .
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We can't even have basic respect for quiet in apartments. You know, for renters. Who also want to sleep.
And who'd better have as many rights as an owl.
You want windows? Those cost extra.
How burnt are you to order Taco Bell DELIVERY?
Guess Spirit hated Spirit Airlines 😂
RIP that poor woman.
Thank you🤓😍
When it comes to renewables in the Netherlands, they apparently ARE fartin’ around.
One doesn't need to smelt gold. It's usually found uncompounded.
I saw the spirit airlines joke coming when the missing windows story first broke.
The Buick Skylark though!
If the Netherlands will use poo for heat source they’ll need lots of taco bells
Dutch Oven!!
Omg Dutch oven. This Meanwhile is Peabody worthy!
Ah spirit airways, as funny as ever even when you can see it coming (because you're smart enough not to be on one of their planes)
R O T F L - Love this show sooooo much.
Sometimes, I expect him to say instead of meanwhile he says Nation and snatches his glasses off...giggle