"Ting Ting" | Jo Koy : Don't Make Him Angry
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- Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2015
- LOOK AT MY TING TING!
From my 2009 special "Don't Make Him Angry."
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saw the title and thought it was gonna be another mom- reference because of 'walis ting ting' hahaha
Tama
Yeah! Walis ting ting...
무네카 haha i clicked because I’m curious how he’s gonna improvised a joke on walis:)
Ting ting is penis in bisaya
😂😂🤣🤦🏽
Your son must hate you when his girlfriends will see this. Hahaha!
jhoanna Cruz He’s a teenager now and apparently still into his ting ting
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Or they'll say wow you could fit 4 fingers on just the shaft at 4? Let's see where this goes lol
@@LouisFGraham kids hands are small. Nothing special there.
@Packo_ Hubu ako na lang chupa kita
LMAO I'm sure they will XD
And he is 15 now and still plays with his ting ting
😂😂😂
He's gonna do more than color it green
Jennifer DeWeese He will rub the green all off. Heh.
His mom: Josep your son is playing wit his ting ting Josep
Holy shit he's my boyfriend's age😂😂
why is this guy not famous in the philippines? I like him so much! ☺
maybe filipino didnt know him, because theres a lot of comedians in the philippines
Because he doesn't want chicken and flip flops. Hahaha (reference to one of his other standups hahaha)
Because he's in america..?
Bro hes fking huge.
Maybe if you loved him so much he would be better off.
Imagine just how embarrased his son is while watching this lmao 😂😂😂
Yeah his son is 16 now lmfao
Bought the kid a Porsche recently. I don’t feel bad for him. Lol
he was too young then and itd normal haha..
*At 18*
Was having dinner with my wife and daughter last night, and she looks me and says "I think the guy behind us is an actor or a comedian". I can't believe I didn't recognize him. Really nice guy and a pleasure to meet. I'm just glad his son wasn't playing with Ting Ting at the table.
C Quinn Lol
😂😂 LOL
C Quinn same thing happened to me... he came into the Starbucks I worked at here in Houston,TX and I recognized his voice and literally had a meltdown... I have ALWAYS loved him as a comedian. He was super nice, signed my apron and gave me and my boyfriend at the time free tickets to his show that night. And then when we got there that night, he actually remembered me, took a ton of selfies of my phone and gave me two free signed dvds. Such a great person with his fans
Jealous!! I love h😍
YOU..... MET...... JO...... KOY!!????!?!?!?!?
They're so aggressive with their Ting Tings when they're little, I swear they have no feeling in it until they have all the feeling in it.
😂😂
That is the funniest thing I've read in awhile 😃
"And the head's like, ahhh"
I lost it 🤣
I feel bad for the son when his future girlfriends watch this 😂
Lol right XD
Watch his later stand ups… it gets brutal for his son…
@@bethany2820 oh boy
@@bethany2820 link specific ones
@@lancetheking7524 ruclips.net/video/mW-Pa3ihcSM/видео.html
Years later, and Jo Koy is talking about his son's ting ting, just him using head and shoulders now lol.
"You would not believe what he did with his Ting Ting"
Jo Koy thinks to himself *Holy shit he ripped it off!!*
This is the stand-up that made me laugh so hard I had to watch everything I could find by Jo Koy. Hilarious!
Kitten Meowza sooo agreee
Kitten Meowza omg I'm going to his show soon!!!
Kitten Meowza if i had a $100 for every time i hear ting ting and $50 for every time i hear *my son is out of his mind*
jo koy man in the mirror
Same
This right here - especially his facial expressions of his "mad scientist putting a rocket together" son - is why Jo Koy is THE best. The man has me DYING laughing constantly. Love you, Jo!!
His Son is the real life Crayon Shin Chan
Tian xing you nailed it 😂
Colene Crisostomo ting ting 😉
Angel Tse true that just saw this one just now
Crayon Shin Chang in Japanese cartoons
Live action Crayon Shin Chan
Thank gooood.. Listen, I'm a single-mom and had no friggin' idea that it's normal for boys at that age to have, kind of an obsession of their uduudu (ting-ting in greenlandic) 😅 I'm like.. STAAAAPH! 😳😩
They're just enjoying their Ting Ting before it got circumcised
I red this in a psychology text, the best way to make them stop (i mean at that moment) is to distract them with something else. For example make him bring you something to an other room of the house. Make him do something. But never tel him to stop touching it or make or say any think that’s could make him think that he is doing something bad, because this will make him develop psychological issues with his penis or his sexuality in general. It would scar him for life.
Hahah I read greenlandic and then looked at your name and went :O it is same is mine. I am Icelandic but my great great great grandfather was danish. But I also have greenlandic genes way back, one of my great grandmothers name was Anika Fanika Tanika lol. But oh yeh boys and their ting ting, my oldest kept trying to spread and drape his ting ting over his lap (both thighs)!!
@@mitsuomits9077 I used to just tell my then 3 year old when he had his hand in his pants " it's jangly buts it's not going to fall off " and he'd stop . Lol he grew up to be a healthy young man so my method worked.
10 years later and his son is still playing with his ting ting
You are an underrated comedian, I hope more people will discover you.
It's happening!😘
This is the stand-up bit that got me into Jo Koy almost 10 years ago flicking through late night cable! Crazy how time flies and how far Jo has come since then, proud of you man!
0:52-0:57 I LAUGHED SO HARD TO THE POINT OF CRYING BECAUSE MY YOUNGER BROTHER USED TO DO THAT ALL THE TIME XD
The craft is just next level with this guy. The way he constructs his bits ( no pun intended) is seamless and super professional.
Oh no way! I'm half Filipino and my dad used to call me,
"Ting Ting"...ha,ha,ha
When I was in preschool, one of my classmates, who was also my neighbor, had a baby brother who loved to show people his ting ting. One time we were in the elevator and he just pulled his pants down and yelled “WAAHHH!!!!!” His mom was absolutely mortified and quickly pulled his pants back up 😂
🤣
Haha my boy is now 20 yrs old and now in college, miss those days when he was little. But the Father and Son bonding is a very Great feeling that will never die.
Hahaha... "don't make him angry" like Hulk 😂
I absolutely love Jo Koy!!! One of my favorite comedians of all time!❤️
To this day, since the airing of that special, every time I see/hear anything even remotely resembling someone working on an invention, a project, etc, I instantly hear "TING TIIING!" in my head.
Now I can quote this, and forward the video as a reference whenever I get that look of confusion.
I'm filipino and I think Little Joe misunderstood the term her grandma called for his thing. In tagalog, it's "TITI" not Ting Ting 😂
in CEbu and the visayas, it's called TinTin...that's probably the reason why
I remember meeting you at a Spokane, WA show and told you that because of this part of your special is why my cat is named Ting Ting. The family was trying to figure out what to name him when I came walking into the kitchen. I said, Name him Tin Ting. This way I can stand on the back porch and call out, Where’s my Ting Ting? I guess they thought it would be funny so they went with it. Of course I have to keep up my end and stand on the back porch at night and call out, Where’s my Ting Ting? And I do, nice and loud!
😂😂😂😂😂
This stand up special was the one that made me a fan of yours Jo .... just so damn hilarious LOL and your delivery style is what makes you so funny :D
Using the mic to help make sounds works in almost every joke 😂 DAHDEE
Im pretty sure your son will "THANK YOU" when he is teenager :) just wait for it
In what way
He is a teenager now and he's still making fun of him.
teenager got a Porche Macan
I feel like I should be in jail for watching this
Asparagus society has done this. It’s like back in the day every kid could run around naked it was no big deal. Nowadays if he actually took a pic of it he could go to prison. Freaking insane
Lmao same XD I hope pedophiles never went to his house while he was a baby/toddler or small kid.
Omg. If Jo added in a segment about his son bringing in tongs into bath time it would be my friend's son, exactly.
I've watched JoKoy for probably 10+ years and cant figure out for the life of me why he's not a more famous comedian!?!?🤷♂️🤷♂️ This guy is so fn hilarious😂😂 and so underrated!!!🤔👎! Gotta give credit where credits due! But please keeps the vids coming! I watch every one of them even though I've seen all this a hundred times in his stand ups! But to me it never gets old!!!👊😂😂😂💯💯💯✌
Seen this in high school when it premiered on comedy network. The monday after that weekend everybody in my school was saying look at my ting ting 🤣🤣😂😂
1:58 Thank you for the best laugh in a long while, my face turned red and I had trouble breathing for a few seconds because of how hard I laughed at the mad scientist rocket description😂
I have 16 6 year old boys and 10 girls in my class, I love hearing that it is tough for the parents as well, bless their tiny hearts
are you a 6 year old with amazing grammar or are you a teacher?
My nephew use to sit and watch tv, legs open... hand in his pants just flicking it. Like that was his favorite pass time. Lmao
I thought it's part of their growth. My 4 year old son also exposed his "otoy" esp after taking a bath. He would scrub it to his siblings and they would run all over the house trying to get away to that scary otoy. He says sometimes it's asleep.. And sometimes it's awake and stronggggggg 💪. 🤷♀️🤦♀️
I LOVE YOU. FROM THE HEART. RSD. WARRIOR, FIGHTER. YOU CAN MAKE ME LAUGH WHEN ALL HOPE SEEMS SO FAR AWAY. THANK YOU, JO KOY. FOR BEING AN AMAZING ANGEL IN THIS WORLD. BLESSINGS.
I've been following you since this special. Please know, you are FANTASTIC. Now that I have a son of my own.. I get it.
“He drew eyes on his nuts” I died laughing till the point where I looked Chinese and I don’t even look fucking Chinese😂😂😂😂😂
thank you Sir Jo Koy for making us laugh.. hope you come visit the Philippines.. really love your videos..
p.s: i'm from the Philippines.. :)
The way my son grabs his shit it hurts me.
He hasn’t changed a bit...
Except he does it in private and pretends he doesn’t lol
BRO THE HULK REFERANCE AT THE END WAS GOLD
Netflix Jo Koy
First time I teared up laughing hard! Love this guy
(P.s COME TO NY!)
I hope they sanitized mic after this lol love jo
He is soo funny. I can watch him all day 😂
He is the most funnies Filipino comedian!
I swear to god every time I hear “Ting Ting” I think of Timmy from South Park saying “TIMMYAAAA”
I remember watching this in like 2010 on tv and it made cry laughing so hard
DYING this shit is too funny, my mom probably thinks I'm hysterically crying lol
fifth time watching it. Still laughing.
Finally a good comedian. And this time it's good
Can't wait to see him tonight at the San Jose improv!!!!!
Oh I remember when I was 12 and the 1st time I discovered that great feeling,I wanted to shower 3-4imes a day,LOL.
I Just Had A Flashback Of My Baby Life😂
Seen this 100x I cry laughing 😂😂😂
I wish I see this man in Saudi Arabia I wish I can see him for once
What up from The SeaTown Jo Koy!?! Hilarious! Thank you for being genuine to you and sharing the good times you have in life with us. Truly a mark of a great comedian to let us into your world. Lookin’ forward to more from you. Stay hungry my friend.
TING TINGG
Lyntoo LOOKA MAH TING TING
It is definitely a boy thing. When my son was little it was a mad dash to the door if there was company because he loved to greet our company with his ting ting out lol.....
After watching the vid i was like ay ahaha akala ko walis ting ting lol🤦😂😂
Omg jo your funnyer than ever😂😂😂😘 love you!!
you are incredible, reach for the stars Joseph!!!
*Josep
great stuff! saw you in Sugarland Texas. you rocked! and you played guy's lets chill omg! so cool!
OH. MY. GOSH. I LAUGHED AND PISSED MYSELF THIS GUY IS THE F*CKING BEST!
HahahahA. He is hilarious. I wish I could find more videos of his :)
OMG! You are HILLARIOUS. 🤣🤣🤣
This is the funniest video I have watch from jokoy
The moment your son sees this and understands this... That moment is gonna be princeless
that's craaaaaazy!!!!!!
OMG! My sides hurt!! 👍👍👍
I just found this cat, and I freaking love him! Suggested from listening to Mitch Hedberg on Pandora. Thank you Pandora!
OMG!🤣 Totally snort laughed!
LOL don't make him mad.
Josep, you are brilliant
ahahahah! dude! thanks for this! I laughed a LOT!
Hey Jo, you make me laugh HARD. GO TING TING!!!
You are the fucken best comedian I have seen in like 15yrs. Keep em coming dude!!! 😊😃😄😁😆😂🤣🤪
The INCREDIBLE HULK reference was really funny hahahahaahahah
Awesome Jo simply Awesome.
this guy is awesome
4:16 he turns into cartman for a second
i wanna meet this child he sounds gangster
I was waiting for a Hulk comment . . . Did not disappoint.
So funny couldn’t even breathe
Love it. You are awesome😍😁
Hahaaa.. Can't stop laughing after watching
I remember watching this the night it first night it aired on Comedy Central, I was impressed, LMAO. BUT the ting ting stuff had me laughing so hard it ruined my buzz I had that night. LOL
LOVE THE INCREDIBLE HULK reference! AHAHAHAHA
Haha nice
Damn, this guy never fails to make me laugh
"Dont make him angry"
You are funny awesome Jo Koy!
Joe, you are a super funny guy!!!
This is one funny puno!
Hi Jo Koy ...I am a new fan and subscriber, I started following you since I heard about you from Alex Calleja and now I am crazy about you....you r so funny and you look like Vin Diesel, am I the only one who noticed?😊 you give so much pride in our country and I am glad and admire you for being proud of being half Pinoy thank you for that😍😍😍
Don’t get mad don’t get sad. Be glad and listen to Jo Joy 🤣😂😅😅😂🤣.
He is so funny!