Dylan Roche | 14 Year Old Stand Up Comedian
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- Опубликовано: 9 сен 2016
- Dylan Roche does stand up for the first time at Helium Comedy Club.
Instagram/twitter: @_dylanroche
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Michael Roche (my dad): • Michael Roche on Being...
September 3rd, 2016 
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Dylan: *Exists*
Adults: Funniest shit ive ever seen
clearly they haven't seen two identical rocks before
They’re obviously laughing more because they’re impressed someone his age has that kind of whit as well as the balls to get up on stage at all.
I believe in free speech, but if you’re gonna talk shit let’s at least see you do it first. Until you do, even the worst comedian is still funnier/more respectable than you or me.
@@imelusive3641 why am I finding jojo references here?
That is funnier than the entire stand up
He doesn’t even have that much to talk about because he hasn’t been alive that long
When i saw the host I was like “dam that’s a 14 year-old!“
sameee
Isaac Rankin LOL 😂
Same I was like Yo Hold up my guy has a full on mustache
Haha! Me too!
Lol fr wearing identical shirts tripped me out
Boy: water
Audience: *funny*
Boy: yea I’m 14
Audience: *funny*
Boy: Tim
Audience: *funny*
😂
Okay but I’ll admit the “Tim” bit was pretty goddamn funny
Soooo true hahaha
lol
Berd
You:HAHAHWHISQKNQKXLl ksmd
Dylan: "I'm just sipping my water"
Audience: *horrendous laughter*
Dylan: *tells an actual joke*
Audience: *small chuckle*
Fr haha! When he was doing the bit about teachers gossiping, they seemed distracted and not amused but then he just mentioned Tim’s name and they lost their minds 😂
Dylan tells a joke me smile
me reads this comment: small chuckle.
FR
most of the laughs come from the unusual nature of him being a professional child comedian lmao
Weell done.
Kid: *breathes*
Audience:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yap
Kid: exists
Audience:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Idek Mathis made me laugh more than this kid did lmaooo
Idek 😂😂😂😭
Idek thank u
“My parents are 40 years old”
Audience: AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH
So we meet again Brother.
ONG
the audience is laughing because there parents are 12 years younger than them.
lol
yeah I didn't get it either
kid: teachers gossip and bully
laddy in the back: ThAt'S sAd
obama your last name is care
obama care
Kid: **drinks water**
Audience: FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEEEEEEEEEEN!
“I have to write a paper for school”
Audience
“HAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA”
SmittyToo jealous
SUPREME GUCCI bruh you stole my pfp
@@Gabi_Braun weebs
@@ass-master-deluxe lmao
You jealous
He do be drinking the required amount of water tho...
w/out a doubt
If he keeps up like that he'll stay 14 forever
I drink that much water 4 times a year
@@cheesyquokka lol
😂😂FR like literally every 10 words he's takin a drink of water
To everyone upset at the audience: they’re all drunk and find him funny, and the fact that he’s a kid amplifies that
Thank you!
yep im 14 and i sing at pubs and the crowd is so easy they treat me different because im a kid it sucks
Bruh, I talk to adults and whenever I say some stupid ass shit they treat me like I'm Dave Chapelle like DAMN mf you just asked me how I school was going damn
Me: laughing at this while eating snacks and lying on my bed
Also me: realizing I'm also 14...
same
Same
Everyone that sad same in this comment should be a community
Same
Same
I think he is fully hydrated now.
Sewer Boys he drinks water because when you are performing if your throat gets dry
😂😂😂
@@dantesev5496 he drank so much 😂
He is drinking water because it is a timing gimmick that professional comic employ to stretch out a laugh. It's about the timing.
@@chucklewis6838 not always, sometimes your nervous and need water to stay HYDRATED. Stretching out a laugh can be as easy as not talking.
Kid: "just sipping my water."
Audience: * loses their shit!*
Lol
ong
Sounds like a trump ralley
1:24
*Teen
The audience: *way too easy fake laughs at everything*
Dylan: am i a joke to you
Lmao
Lolll
Dylan: Hello everyone.
Crowd: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Bruh the host got off stage, and himself from 10 years ago got back on
Underrated comment, this is a fact😂😂
My thoughts exactly
😂😂😂😂 i was thinking the same shit
I just noticed that
same shirt bruv hahaha
14 years old, already developed a drinking problem
Aha I get it
same
not same but i get it
@@cootmoot6186 idk why but I burst out laughing at ur second comment😂😂
This comment just shouted “uk”
I love how he's telling those Boomer jokes and you can see in his face that he himself is surprised they're laughing at them. I think there is none unther 30 in that crowd xD
"I'm joking....The Priest aren't registered! Just relocated!" - OMG that is so ACCURATE lol. It's funny cuz it's true!
Kid: fricking exists
Audience: *HAHAHAHAHAHAH WOOOOOO*
It's true thoo
They're cheering and applauding his performance. Guess you've never been to a Comedy Club 😂😂😂FYI..
He was quoting from an 80s song "Don't You" by Simple Minds.
894 who don't know what cheering and applauding is. 😂😂😂 This is our new generation Wow.
So...
1000th like!
**opens water**
Audience: 🤘😂🤘😂🤘
Stop hatin...
I love ur name😂😂😂 that is the part i found the funniest so far
@@Berbs73 how are they hating?
Truth hurts huh
Audience:
*your profile picture*
no one:
not even tim:
dylan: “yOu KnOw WhAt gRiNdS mY gEaRs?!”
That part was really funny tho
@@thatveganchef112 yeah I really don’t know what it is, but figures of speech are just hilarious to me depending on how you use/say them
"you know what grids my gears tim..."
*hysteric laughter*
Plot twist: he had never tasted water before this act
LMFAO
Maybe it helped calm his nerves? Give him a break, he's 14. I think he did pretty well. & His jokes are pretty insightful
lol
Nyst Nah it’s funnier with the plot twist because without the plot twist it would sound like sarcasm
@@ahhwe-any7434 dude they're just joking, it's not that deep
Kid: tells a funny ass joke
Audience: heh
Kid: takes a sip of water
Audience: *AHAHAHAHAHA*
😂True
Strawberry- Infused water 😂😂😂
Lol
Strawberry- Infused water lol I’m your 999th like, SOOO CLOOSE noooo
Strawberry- Infused water 😂😂😂😂😂
This is like that Spongebob episode where he would stick his hand out and the crowd would go crazy.
He’s just become the first human to be 90% water
HAHA😂
Nobody:
Dylan: *YOU KNOW WHAT GRINDS MY GEARS TIM*
😂😂😂
Hockey Dude 😂😂😂
IM WHEEZING 😂😂☠️☠️
xD
😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😃😃😃😄😄😄
God his jokes end up being dragged down horrendously because of the crowd.
For instance: Oh yeah I’m 14
Crowd: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The jokes are pretty good too
@@1-2519 the jokes are good but could be better if the audiences didn't laugh so obnoxiously every second
Ryan Nelson yeah a couple
Yeah that crowd was too easy
🤣🤣 ong
Am I the only one that's thinking he looks like a young Tom Holland?
...
Mkay.
I can sorta see that now that you mention it
With the toad mouth and everything
Yes you are the only one. Jesus lord everyone simps for Tom Holland
@@Thisiswarhuhwow Jealous boah
Yes that just popped in my head
“breathes”
audience: *laughs*
*Kid isn’t even born*
Audience: *dies of laughter*
Father: *Just nutted creating the kid*
Audience: *HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH LOL REKT XD*
God why do you never answer my prayers dude?
420 likes can’t like sorry lmao
@@pjb4372 lmao
Wait I'm god
This guy is funny asf, but that crowd was way too easy.
He deserved better
@@megp4732 no.
Yeah, his jokes weren't bad at all. My only problem was his delivery was a little stale, but honestly great for someone at 14.
Donut Minion ya he’ll definitely get better flow with age though
*Im fourteen*
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
I feel like all the people being super critical of him are expecting him to hold up to the more seasoned comedians...why? he’s much younger than Bill Burr was when he started and Bill got booed off the stage at 19. Now he’s probably the best edgy comedian out there.
This kid gets mad respect for having the balls to do this (which none of us had then or now), and he’s definitely got more whit than any of us at that age. This factors into the audience’s “easy” laughter.
Thank youuu 😭😂
Bill got booed off stage at 19? Wow didn't know that. Going to be staring at 19 aswell so I hope to have half the career that bald man did.
"(which none of us had then or now)"
"he’s definitely got more whit than any of us at that age"
why do people always make these comparisons as if theyre relevant or worthwhile arguments
mfs act like others experiences factor into opinions at all and then judge on it
the crowd was just terrible even though he's a good comic for his age nobody is talking shit other than that
ABSOLUTELY. I teach stand up to kids. They get on stage and tell their jokes to a hundred people. Think that's shit's easy? It's not, and the audience knows it and respects it and is appropriately EASY. Take a chill pill people, he's a CHILD.
His opening line is actually insanely solid. His delivery killed me lmao
Legends say that that guy is still drinking water
Luís Vila-Lobos 😂😂😂
@@UziSaysHigh I forgot about that old meeme... 'takes sip of his beer' ;-)
Yes
Legend also says they are still laughing at him from existing
Because he doesn't want to die of dehydration, I guess.
Kid : hi
Audience : 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣
Pro Player 1⃣ right lmaoo
Basically
Pro Player 1⃣ that's every comedian tbh
Actually more easy when the crowd is like that.. near impossible if no one knew you and you had to build the room energy yourself
😂😂😂 SERIOUSLY
“The priests aren’t registered... just relocated” the US justice system in a nutshell
Can’t wait to see this young dude grow his craft, just the fact he’s able to stand up there and see past his fear/anxiety is huge !
"That was a joke the priests aren't registered."
Ok that was funny 😂
“Just relocated”
I only liked so it wasn't 666
800 like
@@OkayOkay-le1hq thank u
Yea the only joke I laughed at
"The priests aren't registered" cracked me up
Same
Restless Mind just relocated
Like the audience?
Restless Mind 1kth like
That’s the only funny thing he said but credit where credit is do
This guy is human version of phrase "stay hydrated"
Half of the things the audience laughed at weren’t jokes.
for instance:
“I had a flip phone”
*audience laughs*
Wait that was a joke?
Because the adults can relate to it
They're drunk
Kid: My parents are pretty old
Audience: HAHAHAAAA
My dad left me
@@jazzy6689 haaaa haaaaaaaa
@@jazzy6689 🤫
@@jazzy6689 4 people gave this a Yeah
Jazzy AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Comedian: *drinks water*
Audience: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sargis Azizyan 😂😂
Sargis Azizyan its because hes really young
E G G Z 😩😂
E G G Z
Comedian: breathes air
audience:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
E G G It’s playing off how he’s nervously drinking water.
Mans really said "Tim" and the whole crowd lost it
I love the real mom in the front row screaming that's sad with a crackle in her voice like she's about to cry ❤❤
"Usually from the teachers."
Someone in the audience: *"THAT'S SAD"*
@@charliecili how do we reply to that
"It's supposed to be sad MARTHA!"
Mystical Stories sounded like a Martha and a half
Insert name here “lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao”
And she starts laughing at her osn comment
*"You know what grinds my gears Tim?"*
Luce I see you too have watched the video
Love that😅😆😁😅
U
Deez Nutz
😂 I just heard that the moment I read this😂
Comedian: *breathes*
Audience: *HYSTERICAL HAHAHAHAHA*
Kid has a future in this but that crowd thought he was Dave Chappelle wtf
That's one talented, well-hydrated kid.
C H nervousness does that to you. It makes your mouth dry
quality comment
C H this is gotta be my fav comment here
Hey free water, you don't see those too many often anymore
C H u
I died when he said "you know what grinds my gears Tim?"
Kaylee Lister that was a clever bit. Normally, talking to an audience member is amateur rookie move, but grinds my gears lol that was really funny!
Dan Knight it's from Family Guy...
SAME
Kaylee Lister 😂😂😂😂
Kaylee Lister same
"You're generation's great!"
Covid-19: Hold my beer
14 yr old: my parents are almost 40 now
audience: funniest shit i've ever heard
“You know what grinds my gears Tim?” Dead
Dude that's my life motto lol I say that all the time and no one knows what the hell I'm talking about
Amiya OG I literally scrolled down th esecond he said this and saw your comment at the same time lol my bredda can’t date funny meh man
Same 😂 idk why that was so hilarious to me
Kat S me too 💀 idk how I always manage to do that
Why is it so funny
I saw the thumbnail, but when I opened the video... *wow*
*puberty hit him like a bus*
TheLivingQattus Hahahahahaha same
TheLivingQattus lol same
The pictures are the same
TheLivingQattus hmm what?
TheLivingQattus Lol dame then I’m like, is that his brother or something?
The fourteen year old: **breaths**
The audience:**laughing intensifies**
I swear the audience is being held at gun gunpoint to laugh so hard
The older guy went off stage- time traveled and came right back as his younger self.
Hahahahahha
HAHAHAHA they are wearing the same shirt too
LifeInTheMatrix lol
LifeInTheMatrix FOR FUCKING REAL, THO 😂😂😂
LifeInTheMatrix ha
Dylan: Hi
Crowd: HAHAHAHAHA
TianoPCGamer So true
TianoPCGamer oh wow
Damn good crowd for sure but his performance was great too.
he held his composure but i could see the shaking in his hands and i know exactly what that feels like when i preform plays omg I FELT IT
“you know what grinds my gears, Tim?” it should have been that funny but i’m crying
" T H E P R I E S T A R E N ' T R E G I S T E R E D ".......cracked me up!!
Same bro
Just relocated🤣🤣
hell yeah that was a good one for sure lol
"You know what grinds my gears tim?"
I lost it at that 💀💀💀
Dillepo Me too 😂 I had to pause the video and then replay it
Dillepo why tho
I don’t get it
Dillepo and that face he made
I read that while he said that
Him: When I get home I have to do homework
The audience: This is the greatest thing I have ever heard
Everyone is talking about how easy the crowd is, but this kid is funny asf. He’s going places.
I don't even care about how good or bad his jokes are. Just the fact that he's 14 and has the balls to step outside of his comfort zone like that earns mad respect!
Agreed!
But his jokes are good though?????
They all good tho
I think the fact that he’s doing stand up says that he doesn’t need a comfort zone
But the thing is: the kid's actually funny. Also apparently me being one year older than him gives me the right to say kid.
kid: **tells joke**
audience: **laugh**
kid: *drink water**
audience:**laugh**
kid:**breathe**
audience**DEAD**
Sandie Lee I came here to watch a 14 yr old guy being a stand up comedian but instead I find a fellow limelight with jachary😍 not disappointed at all
hotel:*trivago*
Sandie Lee .
OddPenguin I see that worked out for you 😂
You being so funny
Dylan: Know what grinds my gears
Crowd: Standing ovation
*dude takes a sip of water
*crowd goes absolutely nuts
“Mostly from teachers”
Some woman in the audience: “thats sad!”
Billie06jo hilarious
no "Its true!"
“NO ITS THE TRUTH CAROL”
Sounds like my mom tbh
Armyyyyy 💜
He's a mix of Greg from diary of a wimpy kid and Tom Holland
Anita Anita yaaaassss
Omg yeeees!
YES
Omg you just read my mind 😂
Omfg lmao
Him:Drinks water
Audience: *LAUGH TRACK INTENSIFIES*
him drinks water. The Crowd : 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣
Yeah him drinks water
*YoU KnOw WhaT GRiNdS mY GeaRs TiM*
Amelia K classic
I thought he said his ears 🗿
Lack of proper use of the clutch?
I want to like but the like number is 669
Jeffery Williams 😂😂😂
They paid Ellen's audience to be here
xd VorteX oh yeah yeah
Lmao
This is mega facts
Or they're really drunk
xd VorteX oh yea yea
Breathes:
Audience: HANHANHANHANHANHANHANHANHAN
OMG That kid is amazing! I was never that confident doing my first three minutes of stand up let alone five! Well done Dylan!
lotta gym teachers and priest...
KIDDING, KIDDING
preists arent registered
Pro Tay just relocated🤣
4:14 "You know what grinds my gears, Tim?"
4:19
Oskar Isaksson I was just looking at this comment and he said that lmao
Oml, I read that as he said that😂
I read this exactly the same time when he said this , I think I am gonna be really successful in life now.
Travis Scott thanks for the replay
When I clicked on this and I saw that the guy introducing him had the same colour shirt on as the kid in the thumbnail I was really confused hahah (because I thought it was him lol)
Dylan: *Drinks Water*
Audience: This guy.
Who was confused when they clicked on the vid and saw the old guy
An you thought
*hey* did he get older
Same hell shirt
Yeah same thing happened to me
I know same
Sameeeeeee🤣🤣
That happened to me but you have 666 likes and I feel bad liking 😂
“You know what grinds my gears, Tim?” *I DIED THAT IS HILARIOUS*
are you the audience?
naom e booma huooma
NGL THAT GOT ME TOO THAT WAS FUNNY
no it’s not
Nice profile picture
To me he just sounds like my nephew who just wants to go home and has that sense of humor that my parents will laugh so hard about, while I just understand the language he is speaking.
Dylan: “So then I-“
Audience: “BAHAHAHAHAHAH FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER HEARDLMAOOO”
I love the girl who just yelled, “THATS SAAAD”
Cameron’s Reactions & Podcasts same
Dat Pug as soon as i read this she said it
Cameron’s Reactions & Podcasts OMG SAME!!! Right as I read both the comments!
Cameron’s Reactions & Podcasts same
Same
Kid: I walked home today
Audience:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kid: (sips water)
Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hahahahahaha
Don't be jelly, post your stand up! I'll wait...
🗿
IM THE 1K LIKE. YOURE WELCOME
@@dwightschrute8357 what?
As a seventh grader I can total relate to his middle school experience. Total hell 🤣
I completely expected Dylan to say, "My parents are pretty old now.
They're in their early 30s"
He’s amazing but the crowd is so easy it’s not a challenge
You're mom is so
Amazing since she raised you and you're just great.
Austin I love u
It's better. Everybody has a fun time
Everybody is drunk tho so I wouldn’t be surprised
@@jendbfflyndbdn3220 OooOOooh get a room,lmao
When the video first started I was like wtf this guy is 14?
lmfao
Gromzen same thoooo
Same
Gromzen same
Me too😂😂😂
"You know what grinds my gears, Tim?" Made me roflmao
I love how he drinks water before he laughs at his own joke 😂
That one girl:
ThAtS sAd
I read that as she said it
Analogue same I swear 😂
Analogue that always happens to me ruh
My mom Disowned me i read this as she said it
Dylan: Breathes
crowd: HAHAHAHAHA
Dylan: blinks
crowd: HaHahaHAHAaH
Dylan: drinks water
crowd: aHAHAhahaH
Our Brains Are Sick But Thats Okayyy 😂😂😂😂
|-/
Now this comment is comedy
Our Brains Are Sick But Thats Okayyy hahahaha so true 😜
Agreed
dylan: breathes.
Audience: HAAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
That whole “priests aren’t registered, just relocated.” Got me dying 😂😅