Real Life Speedrun (I.R.L.D.Q.) (It's Real Life Done Quick) - Mega64
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- YOU CAN SPEEDRUN A VIDEO GAME... BUT CAN YOU SPEEDRUN YOUR LIFE?? ARE YOU READY FOR IRLDQ (IT'S REAL LIFE DONE QUICKLY)???
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Using that box as a home was a smart move, he saved at least 45 frames right there.
We can call that skip the "Blue Apple's Ownership", or B.A.O.
if he killed the animals maybe he would've won
Blue Apple's home box split will revolutionize IRL speed running
Müsta Klaki 45 plancks*
Casual
This speedrun was so much easier back during the Black Plague patch
you can go with the anti vaxx method
Only for any% runs though.
Yeah, that update was something. But back then it wasn’t even really a competition. The difference was in seconds, which is kinda lame
Now the big man introduces the “Kung Flu” Anniversary Update
Bring back life classic
Speedrun life hack: let your mom spawnkill you
Edit: I clicked on this video just to comment this, I haven’t watched it.
Fucking abortion cheat
Nice miscarriage joke
So just refuse vaccinations
No cheats allowed in this speedrun!
Yeah but these guys are actually runing through the campaign as quick as possible. you can't finish any of the main quest if you get spawn killed, that just sounds like a troll or greifer
This video had a real baby in it & American Sniper didn't.
It's because the baby they were going to use was sick and the backup baby was absent.
Dominic Wareham No, the real guy that the maincharacter is about sniped the baby. What a true American Hero
+Pinta Dubbs lol its almost as if fucked up shit happens in war, zomg wtf who'd a thought?!?! why dont people kill people in a way that i like!?
OK but regardless of any political attachment can we all at least agree that American Sniper was a shit movie?
I prefer Canadian Sniper
My brother just did a glitch where he skipped marriage and went straight to kids. As of now it hasn't been patched yet
but then you need to go through the extra levels in Hell
I don't think it saves any time
Morkva you already won the speed run by then
@@Morkva wait so my parents are going to hell? Oof
@@KatCheetos I think he means the custody battle that follows when two people arent together but have a kid.
@@KoopstaDhaggo oh now I get it
Man, this game is more popular than Fortnite. Everyone's playing it!
Literally, everyone! To bad its gonna die out if say 2000 years from now
@@clawzx1195 Not really, everyone's just going to switch to creative mode.
This game is less gay than Fortnite and more popular!
HA
@@alikhidzam3749 your profile pic
That's cheating he used a previous save state. You have to start a new game, starting from birth.
They both did, it's a TAS run
I kbow its a joke but i would of prefered if u said it was a new game plus
They didn't count the childhood cutscene.
Starting off at 20 is NG+
With a new game+ you are able to keep the memories of your previous life thus allowing 100% instead of just any%
Something tells me they built this entire sketch around using footage from Shawn's actual wedding, lol.
"Wow in a few short years I've gotten married, bought a house and had a child."
"I could do it faster if I tried."
They did.
woah, its this guy
Shawn got married for real? What the fuck. Wasn't he gay?
No. Just sounds a bit off. He's married and that was his real child as well.
I love that is says they only raised $25 for charity. Lol
Blue Apple's liquor and cigarettes probably costed more than that lol
*cost
@@ggs1019 costed is not the past tense of cost. Cost is the correct past tense verb.
@@threeletteragent English isn't my first language
@@threeletteragent oh and also sorry for being toxic when I was wrong
The “hacker” was trying to die of an overdose, which counts as an attempted suicide, which is cheating. Can’t believe the IRLDQ judges overlooked this.
Gotta take advantages of those loopholes
That wasnt Overdose he was having a great party with his wife.
Technically, the other guy is also cheating, since he's literally asking strangers to kill him
@@Jebu911 XDDDDDDDDD
THIS. Flag the REFF
I've been an active player for over 14 years and I haven't even hit the first milestone...
These guys make it look easy.
rip mcr
such a grinding game...
Oh yeah. The game starts off really slowly but once you reach Lvl 18 the game really starts to open up.
@@choomahinducer2520 by a lot
I love these comments! xD
dude, cancer is easy to beat... i'm already at stage 4
Dark af
Holy shot, I can’t get past the diabetes part and you’re already stressed four cancer, impressive
@@blumbtumb7404 must be one of those pro gamers
Holy shit thats so fucked
that joke was the same as my youtube homepage
it's on dark mode
Could have saved some second by not putting the baby on the belt
hey\
that's really dangerous !!!
Snoopy Woodstock
THAT'S THE JOKE
Not a joke.
@@achxd yes it is a joke get over it
No, it isn't.
Real life, due to it's poor programming, allows speedrunners to exploit and do life one frame at a time.
Dronk the Shitpost Prince real life plays better online
Oh sure, but then the nigerian prince glitch comes up and thats only online
I heard you could skip the tutorial, but that's just a myth and it actually just takes 18 years
I beat the tutorial and it does not help
Hayden okay?
Cool, now do a no deaths run.
You wouldn’t be able to win.
@@torque8047 wosh
No life run?
I saw a glitch allowing you to fly upwards to infinity, reaching the heavens in less than 5 minutes :p
@@kywii6678 dafuq hahahah
They didn't even kill the animals.
Calm down Case
SAVE THE ANIMALS! $5000000
Freako so much charity run money gone because of that
Freako
wtf... I know u from Tims channel... pry why this was reccomended
You're everywhere,
In my opinion, trying to die counts as suicide.
*DISQUALIFICATION!*
Mr Videos & Games , agreed. This video was made too soon.
Ya, they should ban suicides, abortions and overdose from these speedruns.
In my opinion, the one guy's clone died, as in, a version of himself died. Another life hack, winner.
“Okay.. do we have time to read some donations?”
i wonder what kind of emulator they use on this
No, emulator, this is done on the original platform the game was released.
Nenno_Boy ah i see
Zefanya Lt yeah the mega64 was a underrated console
I hope they make a TAS of life
HeroMaster 2028 bro check out terminator, already did it.
4:01
Being a life hacker, Derek forgot to turn off the 'infinite life' cheat
XiphosΩ Wait, he was hacking! DISQUALIFIED
TAS isn't hacking.
Wow I thought this was suppose to be a speedrun not a glitchrun. Good job cheating and abusing the game dev's bugs.
Dude, it's any%. You obviously know nothing about speedrunning.
lmao code blues are actually for things like heart attacks, stealing a child would be a code black alpha. which sounds 20000000x cooler
That does sound pretty cool.
Child abduction codes vary. In the hospital I worked at it was a code pink.
@@2dareduck then your hospital is INFERIOR
@@2dareduck Code pink was infant heart attack one I've been to. No specific code for child abduction, just yellow for missing person and amber for missing child.
Code Amber is pretty common for missing/abducted child. In commercial settings it's "Code Adam"
I had to pause the video because of the baby.
the baby
the baby
Samus?
THE BABY
remember me?
You remind me of the baby
PhineasPhishUK What babe?
There's a glitch all you have to do is clip into the earth by getting out of a car next to a wall and you'll fall all the way to the death barrier it hasn't been patched hurry
It's suicide, so it doesn't count unfortunately :/
It’s not suicide if it it’s “natural causes”
jesus christ that part where Shawn fuckin murders his mom had me dyin
+Turkeysamwich same here i lost it
Are you his mom?
Theraginggriffin the most unappreciated joke in the comments
Christopher Lopez Agreed
"We got a $0.01 donation from xXxweeddestroyerxXx and he wanted to say, 'Shout out to all the poor souls in Africa, I hope this one penny donation will help stop hunger!' Umm thank you xXxweeddestroyerxXx for your generous donation!"
CAN YOU PLEASE DO ANOTHER ONE OF THESE!? Make it a series, this is by far the greatest video on the internet
Oh hey collin i just watched your video yesterday
Hello
"Did I seriously not die?"
it was just bad RnG
I could actually see "Video Game Slowruns" becoming a thing.
Like how long could a person actually last on the original Mario without getting a game over, considering every level has a time limit so you have to keep moving...
I want to see people find a way to spend all day on one round of Tetris. To spend a week on one level of Pac-Man. To spend months on one life in Slender. I want to see someone spend an entire year on the first level of Altered Beast.
Make it happen.
I like this idea, because people already devote hundreds of hours to practising games in order to do a speedrun, the idea of them spending weeks without sleep, or possibly using dedicated relay teams to play tetris. What if using a bedpan while playing an arcade cabinet is normal by this time next year??
Would be boring as fuck to watch.
A "slowrun" of the original SMB would be easy. Just stand before the flag at the end of each level and hit it in the last few frames before the timer runs out. Lose as many lives as possible, and ensure that every death is caused by the timer. When appropriate, perform the infinite-lives trick, and when the maximum number of lives is reached, allow the timer to run out several times afterwards so more lives can be collected later in the game.
Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure there's an easily acquired extra life in 8-2 that spawns every time no matter how many times you've died on the same level, so any competent player could theoretically play forever, even without using the strategies I've just outlined and while using warpzones. The world record would be counted in years, and would just be a matter of who is willing to do almost nothing over and over again for the largest chunk of their lives. And it would be boring as fuck to watch.
i believe EmptyHero did something called a slow run for Mario 64, where you can only crawl, not run or walk. And jumps can only be done if necessary to get to a platform.
Go to somethingawful and watch letsplays take literally years to complete.
The most unbelievable part of this is a man beating Madworld in 3 minutes
That baby Shawn kidnapped was actually really cute.
***** it is now
Lazy Duke that's Babcist
"The Real G.O.D., nigga" maximum lul
I'm going to guess it was his actual child
Correct me if i'm wrong.
Not legit man, starting from your 20s or 30s is just cheating (or, as some people say, "should be put in a different speedrun subcategory" (you filthy cheaters!)). Gotta start fresh outta womb, bruh!
Visual Desperado I don't think the tutorial should be speedrunned
Elijah Bartl with reincarnation, you can
There’s a glitch that prevents you from skipping the tutorial
You have to start from at least 18
Michael Fixedsys - Fixedsys Labs unfortunately the admins don't allow cheat codes so that is rarely possible
It's life NG+
*Anti-vax kids are doing speed runs too*
isn't like 99.99% of all humans ever born like ever and even will be born....never had access to vaccines....yet we still 7 billion since then we still about the same.....
Yami Yugi I don’t understand what you are saying. Are you trying to make a point or are you against vaccines? It is worded a little funny so it is a bit hard for me to understand
any% or 100%?
Yami Yugi yeah but check out that life expectancy boiiii
@@azrael8598 can you speak english?
"I inherit this house if you pass away right???"
"Yeah of course"
*GUNFIRE*
wow! it's almost like we saw the same video!
Erik Castillo OOOOOOOOHHHH
We seen it, you don't need to say it dumbass
666 likes OMG XD
1.4 thousandth like
Suicide not allowed.
>
Smokes shittons of cigarettes while gulping down alcohol for processed toxins to enter system.
>
Natural way.
asking people to kill you is also suiside so...DESCALIFICATION to both
Manuel Oribe did you actually spell disqualification like that lmao
Ichmag he's latin that's why
Ichmag English is my second language but if you mispelled or mispronounce any word in spanish I wouldn't be laughing at you.
Suicide is killing YOURSELF.
wow, it took me 80 years to beat it. I think the hardest part was the job interview, and the boss too, really hard and unfair. 0/10, I do not recommend this game.
Spectate me
noob
"Blue Apple" Lopez's baby was a clone, so the child's death is his own. Therefore, his run finished at ~2:47
Whoa. I think you're right.
The clone skip exploit was patched last week, unfortunately.
Don't think that makes sense, real life sheeps were cloned and if you stabbed one to death the other wouldnt miraculously die.
@@UnderFact
He didn't kill the baby clone, the baby clone simply died.
Makes sense
Of course terrible death RNG screws up Blue Apple's run at the end there.
This is a certified hood classic
Just needs the Twitch chat full of neckbeards spouting cringey le ebin Twitch memes xD
This
Needs more grill gamers and whiteknights.
darude sandstorm
praise helix !
kappa frankerz ;^)
Sorry but you didn't get the longest/slowest speedrun, that goes to kilian who took all of eternity to beat the game because of two glitches:
Doing your taxes at the same time
Having the game freeze for a second
Xyzxy But Killian cheated, and he himself said "if I have to cheat to win a world record, then I don't want it".
Someone make this a game
You are already playing it dude.
@@sidma1980 he means like making a computer game inside of it to safely practice
sims??????
@@goldsrcorsource2551 he's just joking
@@phuchoang2023 reverse
How do you play this game? Never heard of it before, but the graphics are amazing.
Uh you don't XP
The graphics are basically the best you will ever find (sounds like I'm exaggerating, but these graphics will simply never be topped - it's crazy), however don't bother playing this game; the gameplay sucks big time, because the developers (Big Bang and God) only put effort into the amazing graphics.
...Although there are lots of rumors that God is just a scammer and didn't actually co-develop it.
Well, the developers don't communicate with the players at all, so the history of this game's development is kinda blurry anyway.
Yeah I never liked games that were all graphics and no game
Not worth the time. The tutorial lasts 18 years, the characters are unlikeable, and leveling up takes too long. There's a lot of other flaws, but overall the game isn't that bad, if not a little boring.
Derrick's wife was beautiful I have to order one!
DISMOTRON wow dismotron por estos lados xd
getyourcheekyrussianwifeonlinenow.com
Sold out
Fk they sold out. Damn.
shitposting is my city that site is gake and fay af
"What's your secret tip for winning?"
"The secret ingredient is crime."
rocco sounds like a fucking south park character
Rob Schneider derp de derp. Derp de derpity derpy derp. Until one day, the derpa derpa derpaderp.
Fallout 2
Mećim is a great game
*best game,shame that it's now a bad first person shooter.
LOL ALL OF THAT AND HE RAISED 25$ XD
2 mil views so thats some money too
XDXDXDXDXD
Game Within A Gamer E C K S F U C K I N G D E E E E E E
Why have I been playing this game for 20 years? I can't even get the first objective done. I haven't even done the side quest called "lose virginity"
You should complete that side quest first before carrying on with the main story missions
I... I feel like that was real footage of Shawn's wedding. Like, that was too much for just a quick 8 second shot.
Did he get married?...
*****
which coincided with the birthday of his son, they mention it in the behind the scenes
At the end that isn't even the Super Mario 64 cartridge.
Sure it is, your monitor is probably broken
square up nigga I know sm64 when I see it.
Hijink93 Sure it is, they just swapped the pcb into an NFL Blitz cart for protection.
Hijink93 It's the Star Fox 64 cartridge, I think.
+Cody Whalen Are you Nostradamus? (Search Gamestop Chrono Trigger for context)
The growing concern on the baby's face was what made that scene for me.
"This is fun! I've literally never been so excited!"
*door slams*
"Wait... who is that guy, anyway? And where are we going?"
The ending bit with Eric was the best part.
Nitro Rad o hey nitro
holy shit its nitro
THREE COMMENTS WHOO I CAN BE NOTICED BY NITRO EASY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLZ NOTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh crap its nitro dad from 3 years ago
Whoa whaaaaa
I'd really prefer it if you'd be quiet.
Chibi vs Caveman
But it's my birthday
+Nat
What are the odds?
So it's official, Santa's little helper is a squirrel
It may be a glitch but it’s not my fault.
you see how he attached the baby to the seat? didn't you find it awkard? that's because he was RNG manipulating, noobs.
For some reason the order bride when he was trying to kill himself got me sad
thehentaibunny64 yeah her life was already sad enough now this lmao too dark
That dog seems excited
hurts my heart when she's so anxious about him
Legend says, that she and Lopez are living together now happily.
It's more legitimate than a Hellywood marriage at a Las Vegas drive-through (or thru for the lazy).
Hands down Mega64's best work
It must be a small world seeing you here haha
this has aged exceptionally well
That 'Russian' girl sounded so sad D:
I felt so sorry for her :c
Oh, no, no, нет, неет
I can't believe no one took the death by cop approach.
>be black
>be in America
>insult cop
>profit
Kappa
Ryroe is there a cheat for that or was it patched?
Grandpa You need to select your starting class as a 'black male', it gives you an extra 30% chance of being shot by a cop, this update as been out since 1600.
I'm glad mustache guy lost. He had a lower quality outcome in every category.
Sketchy online degree < Degree from accredited institution
Mail order bride < Regular Bride
Cardboard box < House
Botched clone < Newborn infant
Liver and lung damage < Crushed by land whale
The other dude killed his mom lol
@@312bigbeanburrito thats bonus point
I've never seen people so good at Outside.
The only game I’m good at is inside
Honestly Lopez's clone dying should have counted for the death category as well so he should have won and Tyler died for nothing.
This is the 100% speed run, any% is more fun to watch...
yeah some guy found out how to spawn near jerusalem as a pacifist he even re spawned after the game tried to hard lock
This is neither an Any%, nor a 100%, he's just speedrunning the main questline.
"Hey Mom, I inherit this house when you pass away right?"
"Yeah totally"
*BLAM BLAM BLAM*
Aidan Garvey BANG BANG BANG
That baby was so fuckin adorable, I had to head-butt a wall to regain my manliness.
I hate to be "that guy", but a code blue is when a patient has a cardiac or respiratory arrest and needs hospital-wide help. Abduction is a code pink.
that baby was adorable
Smoking and Alcohol don't kill, asking a random stranger does.
Moral of the story: Don't have social interactions!
coulda fucking just started a shooting next to a police officer, simple.
Epoxygleu If that's true then asking a stranger to kill you is just assisted suicide... and drowning yourself in cigarettes and booze is just an inefficient way to commit suicide chemically.
Honestly that rule makes no sense in this context and contradicts the entire competition. If achieving death ASAP is the goal, suicide is the only option.
If I was playing, I would've hired a lawyer before jumping off a building. After all, stepping off the ledge didn't kill me, gravity did.
TF? You brought up the rules, I was hopping onto the pedantry-wagon that you started...
So no, I'm not all that cool with you turning around to be a self-righteous schmuck for no reason.
But I don't need to be, sorry I bothered. Take it easy.
“This is America”
I’m sure these runs were spliced…
It got patched in patch 20.17
Peta Parka god needs to stop nerfing humans
All these patches! God. I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME!!!
Don't forget,they added an 18 year tutorial
I wish there was a way to get past the paywalls
It's not a game idiot
When he lit his mom up on the couch 😂😂
That baby was so damn cute! soon mine will be born.
Snake gets a baby? MGSS major spoilers! And not shitty MGS Survive, but Six.
So how are you gonna name the baby? Snake or Liquid?
jk it's 11 month old but I wish you the best for your family
wait wait, this has 68 likes.
I T N O W H A S 6 9
Maaku well, was it born?
Is your child with us?
Guy took 44 weeks to beat Mario 64? pssh, I took 2 years to beat Mother 1 on NES
AMEN man. Thank god for the Ring in the remaster.
there is another skip. its called the "abortion skip"
It relys on your mom character’s decision so its too rng to be viable
@@lucinafailure aw shit fair point
How does that one work, I haven't heard of that skip before .
@@bt1867 its a rng skip but if you get it its a instant wr
Rng based though
that baby was adorable. this video gets a like.
Which one of the two?
lol Roman
1:58 that death looked more real than most movies
kingbradley6000 i
I'll try to do a sub 2:80 next week, with this new dlc that came from China!
I really don't understand why Mega64 aren't getting millions of views like the 'Top RUclipsrs'. They are my favorite, I'd much rather watch them than Pewdiepie.
there are tons of inside jokes in Mega64, and their humour is often crass which cynics in general enjoy. Pewdiepie is more accessible to a younger crowd and you only have to watch like one or two vids of his to know what he's about. Mega64 doesn't really do outside prank stuff anymore, from which most of their best material originates.
Anything is better than PewDiePie. ANYTHING!!!
LukeMM95 Not anything.
Pewdiepie practically abuses RUclipss front page system so that's where most of his views come from
I feel like they should get at least as many views as someone like Jontron. Though I'm pretty sure they would get a lot more views if they separated their podcasts to another channel. It really clogs everything up.
I completed my life before I was born, and I didn’t even use hacks! My mom said it was an abortion.
then how are you commenting
Aeolem failed abortion
Aeolem spectating
@@geryz7549 whoosh
@@geryz7549 /gamemode spectator
This game would be way easier if this was the 1900 version!
Kappa
Klappa
= Smiley Face (no spaces)
BibleThump
bobrocks95 I do that to people all the time xD
ComputerDude2600 I love twitch chat for all of their recurring things like that. It's a weird horde mentality thing...
I'm a budding speedrun fan and long time internet soldier and I feel this video greatly demonstrates Mega64's witty balance of both celebratory and critical humor.
I absolutely loved (and I know this may be every joke in the video):
Rocco's horrible outfit and voice, of course
The concept of quickly ending your life, stealing someone's degree, supporting the abuse of mail order brides, killing your own mother, and abducting a child in the name of charity/other humans' health.
Nailing the 'Life Hack' trend.
'Bazinga' starting call.
'Tyler The Gamer' (OF reference?)
Making 'Madworld' at least somewhat more relevant again at all.
... did they actually use footage from Shawn's wedding?!
Speedrun hacks/glitches brought into the real world.
Referencing the ridiculously dumb origin story in the Power Puff Girls opening that didn't even phase kids?
The fact that they made Shawn pretend to steal the baby, even though he's a father who's expressed his deep fear of harm.
to his own children on the podcast.
The silent paused shot on Lennon Mae Chatfield (?)
Acting completely callous to the well being of a human you've created just based on the judges' validation.
ACTUALLY ASKING STRANGERS IN AN PUBLIC PRANK BIT TO MURDER YOURSELF WHICH CAN REALLY ALARM LAW ENFORCEMENT?!?!
The unintentional racism of the hilariously horrible Russian impression.
Actually getting someone to pretend to physically harm a total stranger.
THE FACT THAT SLOW RUNS MUST AND WILL BE AT LEAST A SMALL, ESTABLISHED COMMUNITY.
The fact that at least to me, 'DQ' reminds me of 'Dairy Queen' which I hope was in some way at least partially hinted at by the only 'A/SGDQ' letters being 'DQ'.
..... and the measly amount of cash they raised compared to the immense damages they must've racked up.
No
"The fact that at least to me, 'DQ' reminds me of 'Dairy Queen' which I hope was in some way at least partially hinted at by the only 'A/SGDQ' letters being 'DQ'."
Umm..
AGDQ = Awesome Games Done Quick.
IRLDQ = In Real Life Done Quick.
It has absolutely nothing to do with Dairy Queen at all. The reason it only uses the letters "DQ" is because this has nothing to do with "awesome games".
***** the real question is why did i read the whole thing
pb25801705 Did you enjoy reading any of it, or are my efforts in vain?
"CRITICAL HUMOR!"
Did anybody else read that in the Quake anouncer voice?
Here’s a new glitch I discovered.
When you start off. Immediately mash the A button to slip out of the doctors hands
If done right you’ll land on your head and finish in under 5 seconds guaranteed
Oh nice but uh when i tested it it sent me to the secret level backrooms but still i won in under 10 seconds
Life Speedrun Any% 3:41 - **WORLD RECORD**
SimplyBart it's not any percent since they have to do somethings before just completing the game
This is quite possibly Mega64's funniest video in months. I love it!
Where have I heard the background music before......I know I have, but I don't remember where. Anyone have a source?
Great job guys, this was probably the funniest Mega64 video in a long time, I'd say.
four minutes!!! world record
There's a nice child skip if you visit the adoption center and clip through the door
Spirited Spy yeah but its hard learning how to quantum tunnel through them, and it only saves some few seconds so i dont think its really worth it.
for those who didn't how to door clip (clip to go through a door) it's done by using the roll around emote, don't go on the ground, look to the left of the door then run into it, if you do it right, you did it (only works at age 1-99 due to 99+ being too big)
I want an all bosses speedrun you hacks!
-Mother in Law
-Ex Wife
-Annoying Neighbour
Also, kill the maiden is best ending.
This video was so ahead of it's time
Man im just realizing this now
I come back and watch this shit every year lol
speedrunned this video, got 4:23. beat that
2 mins 17, watched it on 2x speed
I got 2:12 cuz i put it at 2 speed
Dey don did it
losers i beat it in 1 minute
i stole it cause i was really close
kiss the first person i saw
went into the box right beside them
stole a baby from the person i kissed
the person killed me
BAREL7 RBLX those concealed carry NPCs must have helped alot with that run
Lmao that's amateur level
The base progression is actually outdated after the patch, the police route will get you to die faster.
Here's the guide:
Go kill your family with a knife,
Call the police, say that you found your parents dead, but don't say you killed them.
Wait for the police to arrive, once they're at your location, aggro them with the knife and let them shoot you.
Much easier without getting the unecessary items now. Just wait until you see any% runs, and we'll see who's the loser
@@jeonlie3477 issue with that any% run is on how long the police take.
There’s a glitch where you backwards long-jump into a cop who then shoots you. Hasn’t been patched yet!
uh oh, it was patched in the 2022 new year special update
I randomly searched "How to speedrun life" and I'm not disappointed
Edit: I'm back here after 2 years and this is still amazing
wow, this game took me years to make it even 10% through.
Lol same, its such a grindy game
Im judt surprised he beat madworld in 3 minutes.
The mom deserves an award for that death scene.😂