The advertising clips in Germany can sometimes be extremely ironic, sarcastic and even morbid. We are (were) not as prudish as in other countries. especially since almost all of them are quite old commercials. Today the majority of advertising is “soft-spoken”.
jaja, früher war alles besser, als man noch offen andere menschen verletzen und mobben konnte und keine strafen zu erwarten hatte...jetzt denken leute darüber nach, wie es anderen damit gehen könnte, bevor sie etwas sagen. eine schreckliche welt in der wir leben
One of the funniest adverts I've ever seen was ages ago, at the cinema. Imagine a huge wide-angle screen and all you see is green. There's some movement in that sea of color, and you realize the camera is zooming in. Eventually, it becomes clear that it's a meadow of sorts when the horizon appears at the top of the screen. Still zooming in. There's a looong line of wooden poles. Zooming in. More poles are lying on the ground, neatly in a row. Still zooming in. A man is walking along the line, picking up the next pole on the ground, righting it, and whacking it with a hammer so that it's upright in the ground -- a long line already standing from where he came, many more poles lying ahead of him. The camera zooms still further in over his shoulder. He's now holding an open notebook, and takes a pen from his pocket. As the camera finally stills, you can see that he completes a packet of five lines by making a horizontal slash -- obviously tallying up the number of poles he's erected, probably to eventually build a fence. The whole sequence was maybe two or three minutes long, with no dialogue, just background music, and seemed totally without rhyme or reason. So what made it funny? It was an ad for Parker pens. Talk about random! :-)
The last advert in my understanding was that the sound engineer tried to find a sound, which matches the noise when you opening a bottle of sparkling water. So he tried to catch the sound of frying meat. Yeah it's weird, but the message to me is something like: "we will do literally everything to engineer the best matching sound for you"
Cinemaxx is a movie theater chain here in germany. Haven't seen that clip, but such clips are shown to guests at the movie theater. Most chains have their special advertisments played, thus may be shown on TV. Depending on the age rating for the clip (everything in germany that is broadcast requires a rating, otherwise it is rated 18+ by default). TLTR; Yes they show such and similar commercials on TV, even for sex toys at lunch time. Pretty tame to us germans as long there is no heavy violence involved🤣
Yellow pages still exist in Germany. If you get a landline you will get a local telephone book and the regional yellow pages. But they have an internet presence, too. Those were all real adverts, but not all were TV adverts. Some of them like the guy banging the girl were adverts shown in the cinema, but only to an audience above a certain age. The advert with the puppet theatre is an advert for being more careful about what your children watch in TV. And the advert with the guy throwing the pen of the building is for a company that offers places for 'Arzt im Praktikum'. I believe in the UK those learning doctors were called junior house officers.
I have a telephone and I NEVER got this in the mail. Also the telephone regicster book that people got in the past, you only get this if you either call the company where you pay your money to if they can send the book to you or you are luckly and one of the grocery shops around you has them on display. Most people don't even have such books anymore since they do not bother to get one
I'm German and I haven't seen any of these, except for the insurance-one with the car. Though, I have to add, that I don't own a TV since 10 years and only occationally see commercials when I visit my mother and she watches TV. I remember a really funny commercial, though. It's similar to the one with the pen. (I sadly can't seem to find it, so I'll describe it) you see a man, carving a stone in a perfect sphere and paint it to look like a football/Soccerball. He then places them (multiple) strategically like on a parking spot with several garages. It pans to him opening a door in a doctors robe and his waiting room is full of patients with broken feet (due to the stone-soccer balls). I can't remember what they were advertising, so I sadly can neither tell nor do I seem to be able to find it on google. I guess it would be similar to the pen one, or something like getting more patients, or how to advertice your clinic or something like this? I'm not sure, though Oh, and we had Evian. In the commercial were babies dancing on rollerblades. If I remember correctly, Evian had quite a few funny commercials including babies (here is an english verion - don't know if they are the same in different contries? - ruclips.net/video/ni8GI5NxPu8/видео.html) Edit: spelling
You too? I mean, no TV? I did away with it more than ten years ago, and like you, I only see commercials when I visit my mother. But then again, I hear young people in the street or on a bus talk about commercials they've seen, and I feel like I'm from a different planet. They even watch commercials on their phones and seem to enjoy it while I'm waiting until I'm back at home to use a decent device with adblockers to access the internet.
@@eisikater1584 yeah, I never was a huge tv watcher. I need something I can start and pause whenever I need to. Plus you can watch whatever you like without a need for it to be on programm. Like... if I wanted to learn something interesting and varied, I needed to watch something like gallileo or nano. But on youtube you can find hundrets of channels with interesting content for your interest. If you pay for subscriptions, you have a huge mediathek of movies and series as well :) You're more free in your decisions what to watch and when. Plus I found the series being aired getting more stupid/boring every year. I mean... they might have entertainment value for some people, but I'm not cut out to fit them xD (If my wording or spelling is weird, I'm sorry. It's past midnight and I'm really tired. should go to bed xD) Edit: When I moved out at 18 I had a tv. But I barely ever used it. Only to pass time when I was sick and bored. I have no TV since... 2009? Or 2010? (Either end of one year, or start of the other xD) (Edit 2: is it "barely ever used it" or "barely never used it" when I want to say that I used it close to never?)
@@ExtremeTeddy I had a hunch that some were older :) I did watch a bit of tv that time (as a school kid I wasnt allowed to watch tv while I was home alone. Our tv had a code you had to answer or you couldn't watch. So i mostly just watched when she was home in the evening or at a friends place) I knew there were a few fun ones, but I can't remember any of these except the one xD
13th street was a tv channel some time ago, where you can look horror, mystery and crime series and films 24/7. The commercial with the cobbler tried to show that. Expect to see the unexpected on 13th street.
I was actually I bit sad when I saw that in the first video already were "Platz1" because I thought it was the end of your video. Thanks for not just reacting to that 5 clips :)
Yeah, Wellll … Most of these Ads are „a bit“ older. Ads like these „special ones“ don‘t play in german TV‘s anymore, because the youth protection for Ads (and etc.) was not so strict like today‘s. If they occur, then only before „FSK-18“ rated movies in the cinema or „those“ websites.
I've seen some of the ads, but they're old and mostly from cinema, when I remember them correctly. We had some erotic shows in tv a few decades before. The softporn ads are from that time.
11:54 there is definively a odd typo in the URL- the "r" is wrong there in the commercial also in both translation as well lol. The correct german word is "nachwuchs" and you can find the webpage with the correct word in the url. Btw- It is regarding offsprings of surgical operation.
The yellow pages still exist in Germany most ppl would use it online but u also can get the printed version for free because there are still old ppl like my grandgrandma who has absolutely no interest in the Internet
As some languages in the ads are not German, those ads will mostly not have been aired in Germany. The commercial with the pen and doctor has a wrongly written URL. "nachwurchs" is mentioned, while there should be no "r". But the mentioned clinic does exist, and the correct url, is directed to their webside. I assume that commercial was not on TV but in the regional cinema, at least I have never seen that commercial.
ENG.: I saw the CinemaxX advertisement back in the day (about 2 decades ago?!) in CinemaxX in front of films. At that time, the CinemaxX, along with the CineStar, both of which were a good 50 km away, were the options you had to choose from if you wanted to enjoy a film in the cinema. For about 10 years, we have our "own" large* modern cinema. (*large in this case means, it has 6 halls and the number of seats in all 6 halls combined are still less than the number of the largest halls of CinemaxX or CineStar) But hey, only about 2 km away and countless times larger screens and up-to-date technology for picture and sound than the other backyard/basement cinemas, that could previously be reached within a radius of less than 50 km. Blaaaaaaaaaaaaah back 2 Topic: I can't remember that the CinemaxX commercial was ever broadcast on serial TV back then. However, I haven't had any serial TV program reception for a good 15 years. So it's been a long time since I was able to "enjoy" TV advertising... GER:: Ich habe die CinemaxX Werbung damals (vor etwa 2 Dekaden?!) im CinemaxX vor Filmen gesehen. Das CinemaxX war das damals neben dem CineStar, welche beide gut 50 km entfernt waren, die Optionen, die man zur Auswahl hatte, wenn man einen Film im Kino genießen wollte. Seit gut 10 Jahren haben wir aber endlich unser eigenes modernes Großraumkino ( dh. »groß« - mit 6 Säalen und der Sitzplatzanzahl aller 6 Säale zusammen gezählt, immer noch weniger als die Anzahl der größten Säale von CinemaxX oder CineStar). Aber hey, nur knapp 2 km entfernt und zigfach größere Leinwände und up2date Technik für Bild&Ton als die sonstigen Hinterhöfe/Kellerkinos, die man zuvor im Umkreis von unter 50 km erreichen konnte. Blaaaaaaaaaaaa back 2 Topic: Ich kann mich nicht erinnern, dass die CinemaxX Werbung mal im seriellen TV ausgestrahlt wurde, damals. Allerdings habe ich auch seit gut 15 Jahren keinerlei seriellen TV-Programm Empfang mehr. Also lang her, dass ich mal TV Werbung »genießen« durfte.... Antworten
The last one with the audio producers is the company recording the sizzling sound of the hot liquid go on a could skin. They claim to to everything for the perfect recording. So the man on the cart endures this in order to have the perfect sizzling sound for the water commercial
I'm german and never saw ANY of these 😂😂😂 even to me they were pretty shocking... some also didn't even seem to be in german??? They seem more like some funny/shocking commercials for cinemas... but not for TV.
The yellow pages haven't been sent out here in years, but they send out notifications that you can pick them (and the phone book) up in certain places if you want. I actually got one a couple years ago for the free city map, and they have vouchers I never use. 8:40 ...meh, there were fully topless shower gel ads on regular TV.
FYI in Germany we expect kids to be asleep after 12 PM so some channels will show teleporn ads and ads made for adults only between 0 and 4 in the morning
Hi there. I am german. At the age of 53 now. And i can assure you, i have never seen any of those clips in TV ever. And i am a graphic Designer, i visited exhibitions about the topic since the 2000. So,... this is all bullshit. It might be, that some of those were shown in Cinemas but i dought it. i would strongly advise you to watch our tV here. You will not find anything like this.
Da irrst du dich, die meisten von denen sind Werbungen aus dem Kino (2. Hälfte), das stimmt und ja die gab es, die ersten fünf kenne ich alle aus dem Fernsehen, vor allem die Werbung von den Gelben Seiten, mit dem Klempner und die "we are sinking" Werbung. Die Gelbe Seiten Werbung ist von 2004 und die "sinking" Werbung von 2006.
Oh wie cool, ich habe noch nie eine Antwort auf einen Kommentar bekommen. Das kann daran liegen, dass nix kommentiere. hehe. Und du hast recht, in den 80ern und 90ern war alles anders, besonders im Kino.Da gab es sogar Ansager, die Dir erstmal erklären, was Du dir nun ansiehst. Mit Eispause. Und was weiss ich. Und die Werbung war auch anders.
7:56 ... I'm traumatized. There was never such thing on my TV. The commercial before that was also very strange. Where did these people get the commercials from?
Okay apparently 13thstreet is still going on, it is a pay tv channel specialized on horror and mystery content mainly ... Didn't knew they are still active though, after some ads campaign around 2000 I didn't looked into it even though that genre is my forte but back in those days I didn't want to pay for such content if I have no say when I can watch stuff, not to mention back in those days such content was also somewhat sanitized at least in free tv, so I highly doubted that the exclusive content provided in 13thstreet was uncut anyway, it felt more like another way of milking costumers ...
Interesting that you guys call it yellow pages, too. Because it's the literal translation of gelbe Seiten and I thought, this belongs to the Deutsche Post. Cause the colour of the german post is yellow. The delivery cars are yellow the mail boxes are yellow ...
For the commercial at 7:57: Ads like that only played at night on tv program, when the kids were supposed to be in bed :D More adult ads could also be seen in Movie Theatres, before a 18+ Movie started, since there were no kids supposed to be in there anyways. Back then after a certain hr there were also sexy clips and softporn playing on tv and many many sex-ads on the regular program. As a kid in the 90s, I can say, that of course you will see them one day eventually. Very awkward, when your mom or dad fell asleep next to you on the couch and your accidently still up past you bedtime without them knowing. You will see some shit :DDD But I don't think it hurt us. I am a grown woman now and only have therapy once a month :P Jokes beside: I love the old times, when everyone was so chill and people could make jokes without getting canceled immediately. Today everyone is way too sensitive.
Hi, Dwayne! The yello pages (gelbe Seiten): I believe they are still existing, but they only play a subordinate role. They are no longer interesting for many people. Well, I think they are good and actually almost more practical than searching on the Internet. That`s my opinion. 8:22: No, that`s not real. Never saw that on TV!!!!!!!! I really don`t know where these commercials are shown! 😲
Most of the ads are French btw, but i guess Germany has bought them as they have those companies maybe.? Or it's originally a german reaction video to french ads.?
I once learnt (at least it was like this until 2010 or so), they could technically show sex on TV, if you didn't see the genitals. And, oc, it was later than 10 pm :D
Most if not all of these are just weird and as a German I have never seen any of them before. I like the idea for a reaction video, but please upload a redo with actual German tv ads - there are plenty to choose from :)
these were old add from 80s and 90s, the average boomer humour, lol. back then, they were also controversial and highly discussed but today, the company would be closed and not survive such add.
Frankly, I've NEVER seen that Cinemaxx ad on TV. Perhaps they show it at the cinemas/ movie theaters in "for adults" movies only... Besides, that's been some really weird stuff they showed there. Be assured that I'm just as confused as you are.
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I've never seen these adverts here in Germany in my life, but then I haven't had linear Television since 2016. Also it seems that you picked a French channel. Maybe they picked some random adverts they thought would be delightful... I conclude that these adverts might not be representative as especially funny German adverts?
The second set of ads was from cinema ads. They usually only got shown in front of R-rated movies and were not used for TV. For reasons.
Ahh that explains it lol!!
Moves rates 16+, I'd say, not R. The Hornbach one would probably be fine for a 12+ rating, too.
@@HenryLoenwindYes, I see it that way too. There was nothing to see that would overwhelm a teenager.
TV ads can't be that adult focused cuz some kid could easily access it
The advertising clips in Germany can sometimes be extremely ironic, sarcastic and even morbid. We are (were) not as prudish as in other countries. especially since almost all of them are quite old commercials. Today the majority of advertising is “soft-spoken”.
Yeah you’re not as prudish as the Brits, but to be honest we’ve become even more so like you said.
i remember the hornbach add with the cow....
@@dwayneslens Yeah, you brits are the americans of Europe... 😇
thats easy because you have become americanised @@dwayneslens
jaja, früher war alles besser, als man noch offen andere menschen verletzen und mobben konnte und keine strafen zu erwarten hatte...jetzt denken leute darüber nach, wie es anderen damit gehen könnte, bevor sie etwas sagen. eine schreckliche welt in der wir leben
I have never seen any of these adverts on TV.
becous them old
90's commercials where the best. Most creative people in marketing that days! Most of the time I wasn't even bothered the breaks!
The best german add - by far - is the Sauerländer Gürkchen ad with the Ninja Turtles collab.
I remember a Fielmann commercial with a flower. THAT one was funny.
Ja, die kotzende Narzisse 😂. Seitdem nenn ich die immer "Kotzblumen" 😂😂😂
One of the funniest adverts I've ever seen was ages ago, at the cinema. Imagine a huge wide-angle screen and all you see is green. There's some movement in that sea of color, and you realize the camera is zooming in. Eventually, it becomes clear that it's a meadow of sorts when the horizon appears at the top of the screen. Still zooming in. There's a looong line of wooden poles. Zooming in. More poles are lying on the ground, neatly in a row. Still zooming in. A man is walking along the line, picking up the next pole on the ground, righting it, and whacking it with a hammer so that it's upright in the ground -- a long line already standing from where he came, many more poles lying ahead of him. The camera zooms still further in over his shoulder. He's now holding an open notebook, and takes a pen from his pocket. As the camera finally stills, you can see that he completes a packet of five lines by making a horizontal slash -- obviously tallying up the number of poles he's erected, probably to eventually build a fence. The whole sequence was maybe two or three minutes long, with no dialogue, just background music, and seemed totally without rhyme or reason.
So what made it funny? It was an ad for Parker pens. Talk about random! :-)
The last advert in my understanding was that the sound engineer tried to find a sound, which matches the noise when you opening a bottle of sparkling water. So he tried to catch the sound of frying meat. Yeah it's weird, but the message to me is something like: "we will do literally everything to engineer the best matching sound for you"
Cinemaxx is a movie theater chain here in germany. Haven't seen that clip, but such clips are shown to guests at the movie theater. Most chains have their special advertisments played, thus may be shown on TV. Depending on the age rating for the clip (everything in germany that is broadcast requires a rating, otherwise it is rated 18+ by default). TLTR; Yes they show such and similar commercials on TV, even for sex toys at lunch time. Pretty tame to us germans as long there is no heavy violence involved🤣
😂 love the that about you guys haha! Nothing shocks you lol!
Yes, this must be a local Cinemaxx ad. I'm 47 years old and have never seen this clip before. and I regularly go to the local cinemaxx.
huh iv lived in germany now 20years and iv never seen any of these ads
Vielleicht, weil viele älter als 20 Jahre sind, ich kenne einige davon, viele von denen sind aber auch Werbungen die nur im Kino gespielt wurden.
Yellow pages still exist in Germany. If you get a landline you will get a local telephone book and the regional yellow pages. But they have an internet presence, too.
Those were all real adverts, but not all were TV adverts. Some of them like the guy banging the girl were adverts shown in the cinema, but only to an audience above a certain age.
The advert with the puppet theatre is an advert for being more careful about what your children watch in TV. And the advert with the guy throwing the pen of the building is for a company that offers places for 'Arzt im Praktikum'. I believe in the UK those learning doctors were called junior house officers.
I have a telephone and I NEVER got this in the mail. Also the telephone regicster book that people got in the past, you only get this if you either call the company where you pay your money to if they can send the book to you or you are luckly and one of the grocery shops around you has them on display. Most people don't even have such books anymore since they do not bother to get one
Yellow pages and phone book are in a bundle, but you'll have to take it from a store post.
I have a landline and they never send a single exemplary...
The one with the pen drop was for more practical sessions in advanced courses in surgery. Apply at the website shown..😂
What's strange is that I've never seen over three quarters of the commercials in Germany... and I'm a German citizen😮
4:48 in Germany you can pick up a print of the yellow pages in supermarkets or other public places. But mostly the yellow pages are online now
Never saw that advertisement
9:20 If this was a German commercial the text would be written in German, wouldn't it?
I'm German and I haven't seen any of these, except for the insurance-one with the car. Though, I have to add, that I don't own a TV since 10 years and only occationally see commercials when I visit my mother and she watches TV.
I remember a really funny commercial, though. It's similar to the one with the pen.
(I sadly can't seem to find it, so I'll describe it)
you see a man, carving a stone in a perfect sphere and paint it to look like a football/Soccerball. He then places them (multiple) strategically like on a parking spot with several garages.
It pans to him opening a door in a doctors robe and his waiting room is full of patients with broken feet (due to the stone-soccer balls).
I can't remember what they were advertising, so I sadly can neither tell nor do I seem to be able to find it on google.
I guess it would be similar to the pen one, or something like getting more patients, or how to advertice your clinic or something like this? I'm not sure, though
Oh, and we had Evian. In the commercial were babies dancing on rollerblades. If I remember correctly, Evian had quite a few funny commercials including babies
(here is an english verion - don't know if they are the same in different contries? - ruclips.net/video/ni8GI5NxPu8/видео.html)
Edit: spelling
The OBI ones I have seen a few times. The one with the girl getting her head banged against the wall I have never seen
You too? I mean, no TV? I did away with it more than ten years ago, and like you, I only see commercials when I visit my mother. But then again, I hear young people in the street or on a bus talk about commercials they've seen, and I feel like I'm from a different planet. They even watch commercials on their phones and seem to enjoy it while I'm waiting until I'm back at home to use a decent device with adblockers to access the internet.
@@eisikater1584 yeah, I never was a huge tv watcher. I need something I can start and pause whenever I need to. Plus you can watch whatever you like without a need for it to be on programm. Like... if I wanted to learn something interesting and varied, I needed to watch something like gallileo or nano. But on youtube you can find hundrets of channels with interesting content for your interest. If you pay for subscriptions, you have a huge mediathek of movies and series as well :)
You're more free in your decisions what to watch and when. Plus I found the series being aired getting more stupid/boring every year. I mean... they might have entertainment value for some people, but I'm not cut out to fit them xD
(If my wording or spelling is weird, I'm sorry. It's past midnight and I'm really tired. should go to bed xD)
Edit: When I moved out at 18 I had a tv. But I barely ever used it. Only to pass time when I was sick and bored. I have no TV since... 2009? Or 2010? (Either end of one year, or start of the other xD)
(Edit 2: is it "barely ever used it" or "barely never used it" when I want to say that I used it close to never?)
I remember all except the Cinemaxx clip. End of 90‘s, early 2000‘s would be my guess. Good commercials are rare, like the „Edeka - Super Geil“ clips 😂
@@ExtremeTeddy I had a hunch that some were older :)
I did watch a bit of tv that time (as a school kid I wasnt allowed to watch tv while I was home alone. Our tv had a code you had to answer or you couldn't watch. So i mostly just watched when she was home in the evening or at a friends place)
I knew there were a few fun ones, but I can't remember any of these except the one xD
80er and 90er is this..beste Werbungen ever😂
I think these are some kind of cinema commercials, I’ve never seen one of them in TV…
13th street was a tv channel some time ago, where you can look horror, mystery and crime series and films 24/7. The commercial with the cobbler tried to show that. Expect to see the unexpected on 13th street.
some of the advertisings where not on TV, but for cinema only.
Funniest german ads (old though): the "HB Männchen".
It's always a differen slapstick cartoon.
I was actually I bit sad when I saw that in the first video already were "Platz1" because I thought it was the end of your video. Thanks for not just reacting to that 5 clips :)
Most of the clips were shown exclusively in cinemas.
Yeah, Wellll … Most of these Ads are „a bit“ older. Ads like these „special ones“ don‘t play in german TV‘s anymore, because the youth protection for Ads (and etc.) was not so strict like today‘s. If they occur, then only before „FSK-18“ rated movies in the cinema or „those“ websites.
I never saw that german comercals on TV,just that one with the dog.
Everyone seems to be saying that, I wonder where the other adverts have come from? lol!
9:02 I've never seen the commercial on German TV. I can only imagine it was on at night or in the cinema.
Some Clips you can see only in the Cinema before a movie
4:25... I had to have a look. I still have my 2008 copies.
I've seen some of the ads, but they're old and mostly from cinema, when I remember them correctly. We had some erotic shows in tv a few decades before. The softporn ads are from that time.
11:54 there is definively a odd typo in the URL- the "r" is wrong there in the commercial also in both translation as well lol. The correct german word is "nachwuchs" and you can find the webpage with the correct word in the url. Btw- It is regarding offsprings of surgical operation.
The yellow pages still exist in Germany
most ppl would use it online but u also can get the printed version for free because there are still old ppl like my grandgrandma who has absolutely no interest in the Internet
that HDI insurance ad is some final destination shit 😮
In Norway we have the yellow pages online
I'm not sure if they produce the yellow pages in Germany on paper anymore. But they have a website and app.
I have seen only one of them on TV - the one for OBI. The others were completely new to me. 😮
As some languages in the ads are not German, those ads will mostly not have been aired in Germany.
The commercial with the pen and doctor has a wrongly written URL.
"nachwurchs" is mentioned, while there should be no "r". But the mentioned clinic does exist, and the correct url, is directed to their webside. I assume that commercial was not on TV but in the regional cinema, at least I have never seen that commercial.
In Germany we still have the yellow pages - online. But google is more common.
10:10 Yes that Ad was a lot at TV - and later also made with a Grandpa whos parking
I never See it on TV. Just in a cinema once
I've never seen those commercials
In German TV.
Basicly yes we have yellow pages but not as books anymore...just as webpage.
ENG.:
I saw the CinemaxX advertisement back in the day (about 2 decades ago?!) in CinemaxX in front of films.
At that time, the CinemaxX, along with the CineStar, both of which were a good 50 km away, were the options you had to choose from if you wanted to enjoy a film in the cinema.
For about 10 years, we have our "own" large* modern cinema. (*large in this case means, it has 6 halls and the number of seats in all 6 halls combined are still less than the number of the largest halls of CinemaxX or CineStar)
But hey, only about 2 km away and countless times larger screens and up-to-date technology for picture and sound than the other backyard/basement cinemas,
that could previously be reached within a radius of less than 50 km.
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaah back 2 Topic:
I can't remember that the CinemaxX commercial was ever broadcast on serial TV back then.
However, I haven't had any serial TV program reception for a good 15 years. So it's been a long time since I was able to "enjoy" TV advertising...
GER::
Ich habe die CinemaxX Werbung damals (vor etwa 2 Dekaden?!) im CinemaxX vor Filmen gesehen.
Das CinemaxX war das damals neben dem CineStar, welche beide gut 50 km entfernt waren, die Optionen, die man zur Auswahl hatte, wenn man einen Film im Kino genießen wollte.
Seit gut 10 Jahren haben wir aber endlich unser eigenes modernes Großraumkino ( dh. »groß« - mit 6 Säalen und der Sitzplatzanzahl aller 6 Säale zusammen gezählt, immer noch weniger als die Anzahl der größten Säale von CinemaxX oder CineStar).
Aber hey, nur knapp 2 km entfernt und zigfach größere Leinwände und up2date Technik für Bild&Ton als die sonstigen Hinterhöfe/Kellerkinos, die man zuvor im Umkreis von unter 50 km erreichen konnte.
Blaaaaaaaaaaaa back 2 Topic:
Ich kann mich nicht erinnern, dass die CinemaxX Werbung mal im seriellen TV ausgestrahlt wurde, damals.
Allerdings habe ich auch seit gut 15 Jahren keinerlei seriellen TV-Programm Empfang mehr. Also lang her, dass ich mal TV Werbung »genießen« durfte....
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The last one with the audio producers is the company recording the sizzling sound of the hot liquid go on a could skin. They claim to to everything for the perfect recording. So the man on the cart endures this in order to have the perfect sizzling sound for the water commercial
9:21 This is a Cinema ore a Kino
I'm german and never saw ANY of these 😂😂😂 even to me they were pretty shocking... some also didn't even seem to be in german??? They seem more like some funny/shocking commercials for cinemas... but not for TV.
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Just found you on my RUclips home page and have to say you videos are very nice to watch :D
( i´m a german xD )
4:36 These are all commercials from the late 1980s and early 1990s
The yellow pages haven't been sent out here in years, but they send out notifications that you can pick them (and the phone book) up in certain places if you want. I actually got one a couple years ago for the free city map, and they have vouchers I never use.
8:40 ...meh, there were fully topless shower gel ads on regular TV.
I am an old German woman and I watch a lot of German television throughout my life. I've never seen most of these clips! No idea where they come from.
Die meisten sind Werbungen die im Kino gespielt wurden.
8:17 this looks like it was made before I was born (so probably 80s or 70s advertisment or older) and IDK if this was really an ad or nah
FYI in Germany we expect kids to be asleep after 12 PM so some channels will show teleporn ads and ads made for adults only between 0 and 4 in the morning
In Germany the yellow pages still exist as a website.
i dont know in what part of Germany these will be in the TV but not in "Hessen" where i live, never saw one of them
More please 🤣
There’s part 2 coming for sure. I had fun watching these lol
cinemax is a cinema chain
as a 33 year old german i need to say that i not even seen one of that advertisements xD "i sink at least" haha
11:17 This isn't a spot that ran on TV either
Ich kann mich an keine einzige Werbung erinnern 😅
"28% of all accidents happen at home." "And I have to eat them.""
Most of them are never seen, quite weird, and perhaps shown in cinema. Not on TV for sure
The advertising for yellow pages is old, as very few Germans had internet.
11:54 This isn't a spot that was on TV either
Well, some of the commercials I didn't know. The doggy-style commercial is one of them. Perhaps you could see it in the cinema 🤷♀️
Not all adverts are the same.
Some adverts in Germany are only shown after 22:00 for reasons of youth protection.
Hi there. I am german. At the age of 53 now. And i can assure you, i have never seen any of those clips in TV ever. And i am a graphic Designer, i visited exhibitions about the topic since the 2000. So,... this is all bullshit. It might be, that some of those were shown in Cinemas but i dought it. i would strongly advise you to watch our tV here. You will not find anything like this.
Da irrst du dich, die meisten von denen sind Werbungen aus dem Kino (2. Hälfte), das stimmt und ja die gab es, die ersten fünf kenne ich alle aus dem Fernsehen, vor allem die Werbung von den Gelben Seiten, mit dem Klempner und die "we are sinking" Werbung. Die Gelbe Seiten Werbung ist von 2004 und die "sinking" Werbung von 2006.
Oh wie cool, ich habe noch nie eine Antwort auf einen Kommentar bekommen. Das kann daran liegen, dass nix kommentiere. hehe. Und du hast recht, in den 80ern und 90ern war alles anders, besonders im Kino.Da gab es sogar Ansager, die Dir erstmal erklären, was Du dir nun ansiehst. Mit Eispause. Und was weiss ich. Und die Werbung war auch anders.
the funnyest comertial i have ever seen is actually banned from tv it was a hornbach hardware store add
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7:56 ... I'm traumatized. There was never such thing on my TV. The commercial before that was also very strange. Where did these people get the commercials from?
I'm still not sure whether the British sense of humour or the German one is darker.😅
😂 it’s a close one
Okay apparently 13thstreet is still going on, it is a pay tv channel specialized on horror and mystery content mainly ... Didn't knew they are still active though, after some ads campaign around 2000 I didn't looked into it even though that genre is my forte but back in those days I didn't want to pay for such content if I have no say when I can watch stuff, not to mention back in those days such content was also somewhat sanitized at least in free tv, so I highly doubted that the exclusive content provided in 13thstreet was uncut anyway, it felt more like another way of milking costumers ...
And I think I saw this ad in the cinema during one fanasy film festival. It's only for adults 18+
What are you sinking about💀😂
Interesting that you guys call it yellow pages, too. Because it's the literal translation of gelbe Seiten and I thought, this belongs to the Deutsche Post. Cause the colour of the german post is yellow. The delivery cars are yellow the mail boxes are yellow ...
We must of got it from you, it’s always been the yellow pages in the UK. The whole thing was yellow lol
Its normal!
Cinemax commertials did run here. All of them were funny and partially drastic.
Never seen in the tv.
For the commercial at 7:57: Ads like that only played at night on tv program, when the kids were supposed to be in bed :D More adult ads could also be seen in Movie Theatres, before a 18+ Movie started, since there were no kids supposed to be in there anyways. Back then after a certain hr there were also sexy clips and softporn playing on tv and many many sex-ads on the regular program. As a kid in the 90s, I can say, that of course you will see them one day eventually. Very awkward, when your mom or dad fell asleep next to you on the couch and your accidently still up past you bedtime without them knowing. You will see some shit :DDD But I don't think it hurt us. I am a grown woman now and only have therapy once a month :P Jokes beside: I love the old times, when everyone was so chill and people could make jokes without getting canceled immediately. Today everyone is way too sensitive.
Its a normal cinema yes.
sooo old commercials some i think are older than 20years
Hi, Dwayne! The yello pages (gelbe Seiten): I believe they are still existing, but they only play a subordinate role. They are no longer interesting for many people. Well, I think they are good and actually almost more practical than searching on the Internet. That`s my opinion.
8:22: No, that`s not real. Never saw that on TV!!!!!!!!
I really don`t know where these commercials are shown! 😲
Haven`t seen any of these either
6:40 World of Shoecraft
hornbach = best tv spots
Internet killed the yellow pages like video killed the radiostar
The yellow pages still exist
The yellow pages still exist in Germany.
The pen-clip could be a fake.
Because the correct vocabulary is "Nachwuchs", not "Nachwurchs" like in the website-adress
Most of the ads are French btw, but i guess Germany has bought them as they have those companies maybe.? Or it's originally a german reaction video to french ads.?
I once learnt (at least it was like this until 2010 or so), they could technically show sex on TV, if you didn't see the genitals. And, oc, it was later than 10 pm :D
Most if not all of these are just weird and as a German I have never seen any of them before. I like the idea for a reaction video, but please upload a redo with actual German tv ads - there are plenty to choose from :)
All of the Ads wasnt on TV.
these were old add from 80s and 90s, the average boomer humour, lol. back then, they were also controversial and highly discussed but today, the company would be closed and not survive such add.
Frankly, I've NEVER seen that Cinemaxx ad on TV. Perhaps they show it at the cinemas/ movie theaters in "for adults" movies only...
Besides, that's been some really weird stuff they showed there. Be assured that I'm just as confused as you are.
the yellow pages are on the internet too stay away from google ;D
What happened to the yellow pages?
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OMG, i live in Germany and have never ever seen this horror and porn adverts, wtf 😆
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I've never seen these adverts here in Germany in my life, but then I haven't had linear Television since 2016. Also it seems that you picked a French channel. Maybe they picked some random adverts they thought would be delightful... I conclude that these adverts might not be representative as especially funny German adverts?
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