I love how Bayonetta has such a strong character that even her body language just doesn’t look right when you’re using other characters in her cutscenes
@@morenove5882 I think it means that the way Bayonetta expresses herself with her actions, mannerisms, and way of speaking in cutscenes makes her incredibly distinct. So much so that when you play more serious characters, personality-wise like Rosa and Jeanne, when they appear in the cutscenes it feels off.
"Oh, so you think you had a rough childhood growing up? Because when my parents fought, they would move heaven and hell, and before you know it, entire cities would be left in nothing but rubble!"
Isn't everything on their bodies except weapons hair which kinda makes you think couldn't a umbra witch form a weapon like a sword or a axe or something out of their hair I mean it's strong enough to be used that way no guns obviously but why no weapons like that
Counselor; "Perhaps you should consider some physical activities together...." Rosa; "We do, we have wild foreplay before I completely dominate him in the sheets " Baldur; *Embarrassed* "...." Counselor; "...."
Because Balder is an extremely skilled Lumen Sage, just as Rosa is an extremely skilled Umbra Witch. Bayonetta probably has more potential than BOTH of them, but as she's never received proper training so Balder is capable of outpowering her. They lost because, even though they can stop time, probably they have a limited amount of time or the Umbra Witches reaction speed extreme. Probably Witch Time actually is just how Umbra Witches see time when fighting because of their extreme reaction speed.
Mrthe jayvion . the story mentioned that the witches won because of their cunning, underground tactics and the use of “darkness.” But anyway the witches were extremely sly and assassinated a bunch of sages.
Look I know the game never would of happend if they never did this but the witch hunts was the stupidest fucking thing ever even if the the witches were "battle weary" humans would not stand a chance 1 umbra witch is probably worth like I doint even know at least a couple million humans I mean it's such a absolutely crazy idea to have any amout of humans "round up" the witches and even if they had angels help there is no way a ton of umbra witches would lose to petty humans for gods sake a single umbra witch could probably kill off the entire human population the only match for a umbra witch is a lumen sage or some ultra powerful angel and baldr was just I think was just pulling stings from the shadows " I fanned the flames of terror, spuring on the witch hunts" and even if he did get involved a group of umbra witches would over power him also this was In the middle ages no nukes no missles no weapons of mass destruction
I've noticed some improvements in the game's cutscenes. In the first one if you played as someone other than bayonetta, they'd have her abilities and her animal forms. In this one they at least let each chatacter have their rightful animal forms.
I personally just want to see the destroyer. We’ve been hinted at that in Bayo 1, and up til now we’ve seen the gods of Law and Earthly Chaos. Sure Alraune or whatever was the ruler, but I believe she’s not their true G O D.
I don't think so. Those "abilities" come from both physically and magical training, and she never received LS training. Well, actually she never received UW training neither, and learn all from spying on them, so she could have learn something from her 4 fights agains Balder...
It's only after having played "The Wonderful 101" countless times that I now understand Bayonetta's "So you're saying diplomacy has failed then ?" line. Very cute, Kamiya, very cute :)
Imagine if the humans saw this and recorded the entire first fight with Balder. Oh man the exposer of magic will freak humanity out and casue a mass panic.
Can't . They're in Purgatory so no ordinary humans could see them. Best what going viral for that is supernatural weather, or phenomenon cause there wasn't an eruption but lava kept flowing out😂😂😂
Fun fact ceraza(bayonetta) got her nickname because she uses her guns for mele attacks like the gun bayonet whitch was a gun whith a knife on it so they added tá to feminine it
It’s funny because we all know Balder wouldn’t dare attack Rosa. His younger self especially. Heck, his motive to kill Loki is a perfect example, and also adds to how funny these fights are plot wise.
lml I ABSOLUTELY LOVE that You get to play AS Rosa & Jeanne it’s fun playing with different styles.BUT the cutscenes when You DON’T Bayonetta are fucking hilarious Rosa calling Husband/Boyfriend/Lover whatever You call him daddy or says he’s not her type gets me EVERYTIME I watch this.amazing gameplay sorry for the rant.🤣🤣🤣🤣😭💀🥺👉🏾👈🏾🥰
Manuel Mateo not actually, rosa’s combos and stats are different from bayonetta herself. rosa’s attack is higher but her defense is lower and her summons are different.
Talk about a family feud. It's bad enough Balder became corrupted when he absorbed Loptr's soul in his body. Had Rosa survived the Witch Hunts like her daughter did, she would been able to purge the darkness out of him and the family would still be together.
ok, explain me something if the umbra witches are only women, and the lumen sages are only men, how can they have children to continue their legacy if they can't interact romantically with each other? rosa and balder did have cereza, and look at everything that happened, that fucked up the world so how does it work?
There exists Umbran males and Lumen females, but it's in the minorities. Hence why people had the wrong image of "Only men can be Sages/Only women can be Witches", while it's the contrary.
I’m not gonna lie I would like these two as parents, they would fight along side each other and they can teach me a thing or two after all there not bad, it’s just there clan well for balder it be the god of chaos fault but you get the idea
![[Bayonetta] Every Jeanne Fight (Including Cutscenes) 1080P 60FPS](/img/1.gif)
It's hilarious how Rosa says "he's not my type."
Dinosaint 987 balder is probably like ":c"
Dinosaint 987 because thats not rosa.. its bayonetta in the rosa costume...
That is her dad
linsey bettink no the character is Rosa they just didn’t change how the voice lines change with the character same with jeanne
Alexis Figueroa no it’s not dumbass Rosa is his wife Bayonetta is his daughter
“And that’s how you were born Cereza.”
“I don’t think that’s how it works Mummy...”
Rosa: Well... It is now!😌
Rosa: *that's exactly how it works child*
Hahaha
This is what happens when Rosa and Balder discuss the relationship
"He's not my type"
proceeds to make a child
😂
How? I've never played Bayonetta but love it anyway. Can someone explain.
@@Joshh___ rosa and balder are bayo's parents
This balder is from the past, after the witch hints
Hunts*.
"he's not my type"
Darling you caused an armageddon because he was your type
Your comment fucking killed me 😂
And there goes my wicked weave being sent to Chinese bayo
I love how Bayonetta has such a strong character that even her body language just doesn’t look right when you’re using other characters in her cutscenes
What does that mean?
@@morenove5882 I think it means that the way Bayonetta expresses herself with her actions, mannerisms, and way of speaking in cutscenes makes her incredibly distinct. So much so that when you play more serious characters, personality-wise like Rosa and Jeanne, when they appear in the cutscenes it feels off.
it doesn't help that Rosa, like Balder, is naturally more serious. Funny how two mature parents gave birth to a rebellious little minx 😂
@@morenove5882 What Custom Ink said! 😆
@@lowhp_comicteehee Viola
The way Lumens summon angels like Umbras summon demons is honestly so metal
"Oh, so you think you had a rough childhood growing up? Because when my parents fought, they would move heaven and hell, and before you know it, entire cities would be left in nothing but rubble!"
What makes it better is that sometimes Rosa says "leave me" when she performs wicked weaves
Is this a European custody battle?
Yep! I can testify, this happened on ma and da divorce
Chaotic Orderly
A medieval European custody battle.
i think they call it brexit
@@onemoregodrejected9369 why do i keep finding you
Lol brexit custody battle XD
This is the foreplay that led to bayonetta being born 😁
Baldur with broken bones; "I can confirm, this is indeed foreplay, but it's only really a turn on for her!"
The umbra witches' heels have to be the strongest around. I mean they can stop Spears for crying out loud
And they're guns
jin luis domogma she got dem strong legs
for info its an glaive not spear.
Don’t forget they can kick the shit out of gods.
Isn't everything on their bodies except weapons hair which kinda makes you think couldn't a umbra witch form a weapon like a sword or a axe or something out of their hair I mean it's strong enough to be used that way no guns obviously but why no weapons like that
Rosas and Balders outfits look so good together, light and dark aesthetic is just 👌
And also, I didn't knew balder wore high heels though...
@@GhostNinja373YT you can’t battle the darkness wearing flats
@@scoobertdoobert7348 you gotta be fabulous to SLAYYYYYYY
yes to all of this
@@GhostNinja373YTreal men wears hells
“He’s not my type.”
*bears his child*
8:05 is when it all started.
Underrated comment
when he don’t wanna sign the divorce papers
I feel like that if this was the main story line then the game would've started off with them in marriage counselling
Counselor; "Perhaps you should consider some physical activities together...."
Rosa; "We do, we have wild foreplay before I completely dominate him in the sheets "
Baldur; *Embarrassed* "...."
Counselor; "...."
Nobody:
Not A Literally Damned Soul:
Roza: DaRkNeSs iS tHe AbSeNcE oF lIgHt!!!!
She is not wrong.
Ninetails2000 the moment I see that Rosa says that-
*THIS IS SIMPLY THE BENEFIT OF TRAINING!!!*
And this is how Rosa and Baldur fell in love
THEY ARE RELATED! THERE FATHER AND DAUGHTER FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
@@auroraelitev7372 ...
ArimatsuCurry ́ Incest.
Edit: Oh, I thought you said Bayonetta. My bad!
@@auroraelitev7372 That is Rosa, bayoneta mom...
@@auroraelitev7372 this is what happen when you don't understand Bayonetta's plot. Well not that I judged :33 It is a clusterfuk after all.
Makes you wonder how the Sages lost so badly in the Clan wars if they could fight like this
Mrthe jayvion you're right. If they could stop time why didn't they just do that then stab the witches before they resume time
Because Balder is an extremely skilled Lumen Sage, just as Rosa is an extremely skilled Umbra Witch.
Bayonetta probably has more potential than BOTH of them, but as she's never received proper training so Balder is capable of outpowering her.
They lost because, even though they can stop time, probably they have a limited amount of time or the Umbra Witches reaction speed extreme. Probably Witch Time actually is just how Umbra Witches see time when fighting because of their extreme reaction speed.
That's just a theory though. The game never specified that.
Mrthe jayvion . the story mentioned that the witches won because of their cunning, underground tactics and the use of “darkness.” But anyway the witches were extremely sly and assassinated a bunch of sages.
Look I know the game never would of happend if they never did this but the witch hunts was the stupidest fucking thing ever even if the the witches were "battle weary" humans would not stand a chance 1 umbra witch is probably worth like I doint even know at least a couple million humans I mean it's such a absolutely crazy idea to have any amout of humans "round up" the witches and even if they had angels help there is no way a ton of umbra witches would lose to petty humans for gods sake a single umbra witch could probably kill off the entire human population the only match for a umbra witch is a lumen sage or some ultra powerful angel and baldr was just I think was just pulling stings from the shadows " I fanned the flames of terror, spuring on the witch hunts" and even if he did get involved a group of umbra witches would over power him also this was In the middle ages no nukes no missles no weapons of mass destruction
It's all fun and games until Rosa calls Balder Daddy after Final boss fight
Well He ain't just Bayonetta's dad, He was also Rosa's "Daddy" 🤷♀️
I've noticed some improvements in the game's cutscenes. In the first one if you played as someone other than bayonetta, they'd have her abilities and her animal forms. In this one they at least let each chatacter have their rightful animal forms.
Sonicsgirl13 Yeah except there are two Jeanne's when you're playing as her
@@lyzder7298 you're right. I apologize. I also made an error that both Cereza and Rose are voice by the same VA
@@Sonicsgirl13 they are?
@@haaendaaz3619 Yes, if you pay attention, you can see how similar their voices are
and in Bayonetta 3 they decided to just get rid of Jeanne from the main chapters 😔
We all know Rosa’s power is unstoppable.
*Loptr has entered the chat*
She got killed by a card. A fucking card. By a little kid.
*Loki falls into the drink*
Rosa: *DROWN!*
Bayonetta: *bad flashback memories from when she was taught how to swim*
It's impressive how you don't take ANY damage
Haha yeah and he's so proud of pure platinum
I WISH i could play that well
Might be hacks?
Or pure skill.
One of the two.
"Trust me little one. He's not my type!" You say that lol
LIES! ALL OF IT.
i never get tired of the bullet catching scene :D
In bayo 3 I hope they put madama kephri in when you play as rosa
I personally just want to see the destroyer.
We’ve been hinted at that in Bayo 1, and up til now we’ve seen the gods of Law and Earthly Chaos. Sure Alraune or whatever was the ruler, but I believe she’s not their true G O D.
@@Eckskalibur You mean Sheba, Queen of the Infernal?
@@Eckskalibur Alraune said that she just FEELS like she could be the queen. Not that she is the queen.
Bayonetta 3? Now that's a name I've not heard of in a long time..
@@SaltymanGaming well, Little Cereza is back and has the butterfly form LOL
enemies to lovers type of thing
"I swear it on my honor as a Lumen Sage! ..argh!"
When I first got to this part in the story I’m like “wtf. Is this Pokemon”
Sam _ that’s what I think
Rosa:trust me he's not my type
Baulder: 😢
Sure he can freeze time to play with bullets... but he cant seem to land a single hit with all that time stopping power
She can freeze time too so...
And she has quick reflexes. Witch time isn't slowing down time. It's just them moving faster, which is why they can walk on water during it.
@@lepidlover0557 that's what happens when you stop time
Actually the sages have the power to speed themselves up to contrast the time stop powers of the witches.
Trust me little one, He's not my type. *Remembers cereza*...Shit
Would have been cool if they switched butterfly for kepri in the cinematic fight against Temperantia
Me, in Bayo 1: WTF Rosa saw on Balder to betrayed the Umbra?
Me, in Bayo 2: OKAY...YOU HAVE A POINT 😅
Watching Balder fight for his life was very entertaining.
I see where bayonetta gets her attitude from.
I headcannon Balder and Rosa falling in love during an epic fight similar to these.
the angels always creep me out, theyre much more disturbing than the demons
It’s probably because they don’t even look like angels, they seem like some sort of fleshy robotic fraud once you smack them enough.
Dante; "I know right?"
Since Bayonettas Father is Balder would it be possible if Bayonetta had Lumen Sage Abilities that would possibly reveald on Bayonetta 3. I HOPE SO
I don't think so. Those "abilities" come from both physically and magical training, and she never received LS training.
Well, actually she never received UW training neither, and learn all from spying on them, so she could have learn something from her 4 fights agains Balder...
No cuz imagine if Bayonetta in future games could summon angels
YOU ARE THE PROFESSIONAL GAMER....SALUTE
Balder: "I love a woman who can kick my ass"
Holy shot Rosa's demons are awesome
Rosa is bayonettas Mom Then the guy is her father
Karleyy Lagraff no wonder bayonetta is a badass look at her parents
This is a lovely first date for them 😂
This is how they courted each other
This is rosa and balder before they fell in love
I recently started playing Bayonetta 2 again.
Now I wonder... how do you get Rosa's clothing? It looks sooo nice! 😍
Anneke M beat hard mode and you get Rosa as a playable character
Nothing can contain her
It's only after having played "The Wonderful 101" countless times that I now understand Bayonetta's "So you're saying diplomacy has failed then ?" line.
Very cute, Kamiya, very cute :)
I hate that Madama Kephri cant be shown like both madama butterfly and madama Styx because they didnt give her a full body
Yeah. Platinum games drop the ball. They could have just finished it but sadly they didn't.
@@jaguar4120 I wonder how bayonetta 3 is gonna go have you seen the trailer for it?
@@Seihaname Yes. It's amazing I can't wait for the full game in 2022. I play the video all the time.
@@jaguar4120 same I got both 1 and 2 for WiiU. I got my switch so I cant wait till it comes out and I heard she has a new VA now
Imagine if the humans saw this and recorded the entire first fight with Balder. Oh man the exposer of magic will freak humanity out and casue a mass panic.
Can't . They're in Purgatory so no ordinary humans could see them. Best what going viral for that is supernatural weather, or phenomenon cause there wasn't an eruption but lava kept flowing out😂😂😂
Rosa : “And Ceresa that’s how I met your father “
“WAT ?”
Mr. and Ms. Smith
The Story of Rosa and Balder, Prequel to Bayonetta
When mom and dad fight over custody and you hear them arguing.
replaying as Rosa in bayo 2 is basically just balder and Rosa having a breakup, making up, then Rosa calling him Daddy at the end
This game is art omg
“Do you feel good about yourself”
Me: damn do you feel good looking like a clown in public, oh wait no a clown can take a joke atleast
Fun fact ceraza(bayonetta) got her nickname because she uses her guns for mele attacks like the gun bayonet whitch was a gun whith a knife on it so they added tá to feminine it
Which is why it never should be passed down to a certain someone who never earned nor deserved it.
ITS LIKE DEVIL MAY CRY
It’s funny because we all know Balder wouldn’t dare attack Rosa. His younger self especially. Heck, his motive to kill Loki is a perfect example, and also adds to how funny these fights are plot wise.
The sexual tension in this entire video.
like mother like daughter =))
"and this is how i met your mother"
Oh so this is how the original Bayonetta { mother of the two cereza in Bayonetta 1 and 3 } met balder to actually create the little cereza we know
lml I ABSOLUTELY LOVE that You get to play AS Rosa & Jeanne it’s fun playing with different styles.BUT the cutscenes when You DON’T Bayonetta are fucking hilarious Rosa calling Husband/Boyfriend/Lover whatever You call him daddy or says he’s not her type gets me EVERYTIME I watch this.amazing gameplay sorry for the rant.🤣🤣🤣🤣😭💀🥺👉🏾👈🏾🥰
9:37, I swear this seems so familiar, like deja vu
Pov: Your mom and dad is fighting what you should be when you grown up
Holy shit Rosa is so cool how the hell dose she well she is a witch arfter all but she is so good
When you and your bae play fight 🥰😍
You may call me FATHER
Insidious demon proceeds to explode
Rosa: NOTHING CAN CONTAIN ME
That's my fav line from entire game. Nothing can contain me! Rosa is so badass.
This is bayonetta with her mothers outfit. Not really rosa.
@@justcallmeSven In essence, you're just playing as Bayo with a Rosa skin, however.
Manuel Mateo not actually, rosa’s combos and stats are different from bayonetta herself. rosa’s attack is higher but her defense is lower and her summons are different.
@@lyzder7298 And can use no weapons apart from her guns
Bayonetta 3 leaked extended backstory to Balder and Rosa
“Oh my!” (best quote in the game) into hornet within (best sound effect in the game). I love it
4:19 how casually are they flying and he just sees Rosa like "the fuck u mean"
Rosa taunting: Where is your honor balder.
Balder: Well, you see…..
After Explaining
Rosa: …..👁👄👁
Talk about a family feud. It's bad enough Balder became corrupted when he absorbed Loptr's soul in his body. Had Rosa survived the Witch Hunts like her daughter did, she would been able to purge the darkness out of him and the family would still be together.
Mother, and Father having arguments, clearly the wife is always winning.
Balder: And that, Cereza, is how I met your mother
1:37-BIRD UP!
The avarage day in umbra and lumen sage famili
10:59 Very good music fits.
That is why I love time travel
When you argue with your wife..
ok, explain me something
if the umbra witches are only women, and the lumen sages are only men, how can they have children to continue their legacy if they can't interact romantically with each other?
rosa and balder did have cereza, and look at everything that happened, that fucked up the world
so how does it work?
That's not true. Rodin is a witch
@@yashkeshavpatnam1852 as i know, Rodin is not a witch, but a demon
There exists Umbran males and Lumen females, but it's in the minorities.
Hence why people had the wrong image of "Only men can be Sages/Only women can be Witches", while it's the contrary.
@@mr.kenway4554 ooo thank you :)
Well, they can still probably have relationships with regular people outside of their clans.
Meanwhile in a paralel universe on bayonetta
A lover’s quarrel
Ah rosa, the Mama Bondage lol
He’s not my type when ur married to him cough cough
Kid! Solve that millennium puzzle!
I kind of like Bayonetta fights when it actually looks challenging. I still like this, but it's more enjoyable when it doesn't look effortless.
I’m not gonna lie I would like these two as parents, they would fight along side each other and they can teach me a thing or two after all there not bad, it’s just there clan well for balder it be the god of chaos fault but you get the idea
how to get rosa:
beat the whole game on hard mode ( from world of chaos to sovereign power )
OR - get 1 million halos and use the code on the rosa door in 'rememberance of time'
Thanks now I know
I like the graphics better than the cut and fight pieces to be honest i know it's a game.
When MHW collaborates with Bayonetta, they should make that white cloak guy's sword as an insect glave
4:00
Fire burns