And all it takes to make anger dissolve into nothingness is a shitton of money. It's so easy. Now we could speculate that what made him upset was at least indirectly related to money. 😉
lol ever seen linemen run ? i remember getting trucked in a game of pickup by one of my friends and all i remember is turning the corner and seeing a wall of red as we ran into each other 😂
I️ wonder if Stellantis is going to put Mark in quotes on the brochures, “it’s so satisfying it’s like I’ve been constipated for a week, had a hot fudge sundae, and dropped the biggest stool of my life”. It’s a hell of an endorsement and definitely relatable to every prospective Durango Hellcat buyer.
I just watched 2 jaded, cynical auto journalists giggle like 12 year-olds who just discovered beavis & butthead for 10 minutes straight and it made my Monday. Also, it's a telling endorsement of this Durango.
I like how Dodge still feels American with an unapologetic capital A. I'm German but I love character. Character is romance. I want to have a stupendous big gas guzzling tarmac wrinkling American beast mobile.
Driving the Durango Hellcat is like: 1) Bullying a 5 year old. 2) Taking a dump after being constipated for a week. There’s nothing more to say really.
Glad you guys enjoyed this thing. I enjoyed watching you guys laugh about it. Thank goodness there’s ridiculous shit still being made for public consumption.
European car manufacturers: We are going to make this 1.6l engine into 1.2l engine by taking out one cylinder, so we can lower the emission levels. Japanese car manufacturers: We are going to put a battery and electric motor into this car, so we can lower the emission levels. American car manufacturers: WROOOM
As much as I have to knock about Dodge and their quality issues, they really have appealed to the simian portion of our brains and words cannot explain how much I appreciate them for that.
Man, the Durango is so underrated. I rented an R/T for a long road trip with lots of mixed driving. It’s so fucking good. Comfortable, nimble, quick, spacious, but not too big. Lots of good features. I downright hate most FCA products, but the Durango is a great SUV.
Actually when the 2000-ish Durango RT debuted, they in fact said just that. They were right then too. And by today’s standards, it was laughably slow, but probably matched this new one’s mpg. So the spirit of Durango has been pretty consistent I’d say!
I really got a laugh out of Jack trying to go through the facts and vehicles specs and Mark just laughing like a crazy as he hammers it and toyko drifts it. Really enjoyable review!
This was the most fun I’ve had watching a goose video. The pure enjoyment, laughter, shit-eating grins, and watching these guys just lose it like toddlers in a ball pit. I couldn’t help but laugh too.
I hate wasting money on gas because it's $4.25/gallon for premium in So. Cal. But you made me want to laugh like you two just did. Thanks for sharing the joy of this crazy SUV.
As an european and italian, this thing goes AGAINST everything I think about what a great car should be...yet here I am wanting to own one 😂 it's really that nuts, 10:25 this thing should NOT exist in 2021, like *AT ALL* 🤣
As a dad with a family I would love for them to actually make the minivan version! When you guys were flooring it it put a smile on my face as well. Thanks for that!
I keep expecting to see one of the farmers with a shotgun in the front yard on their driving route-they must be sooo pissed with all the noisy vehicles on their road.
You know what, this channel and especially, this video, IS truly what I need to keep me alive. Pure happiness and joy. Thank you guys for all the good contents you’ve posted
I am a subscriber to this channel for several years and I saw all the videos since then. I can tell you, I have never seen Marc with such a huge smile while driving a car. That's way more telling than anything said in the video. I wish we would have more industry branches which would sell products to end customers that make them this happy by using them. Can you imagine that? Let us remember this episode and learn from it. There is nothing more convincing the buyer to make a purchase than his expectation of instant happiness from using the product.
Say what you want about hellcats, but every time I see a review of any hellcat product there is always a huge smile across everyone's face. That it self earns it full respect. Epics cars!
You're gonna do two things in this car at all times. And that is, "Impress your friends by going fast" and "Look for any Cops around the road" while you do it. 😅
I was just thinking about how I have never seen Mark hammer past those farm houses at 8:00, and then Jack commented about how Mark was going straight gorilla. Loved it! What a blast to ride along for this one, thanks guys!
This video did me good. Mark is usually so stoic and restrained, barely cracking a smile with his puns and jokes. To see him grinning from ear to ear and laughing like a little kid made me smile. Oh, and I want one of those.
From what I heard, the hellcat version of the Durango will not meet evaporative emissions standards for the 22 model year, which is why it's a 2021 only model.
I probably watched every car review from you guys over the last couple of years or so and I have never seen Mark smile so much :-)..Thanks for sharing the experience.
If you want cars like this gone in favor of an electric car with absolutely no soul, I have no clue what's wrong with you. Just listening to that motor over and over in this video is just absolutely incredible.
I'll never own one that vehicle, nor am I interested in then the least... Yet watched the whole video because the laughs are communicative. The experience here is to share your ride and enjoy it with you. Thx savagegeese.
Been watching you since the FRS build .. You guys do great work ..full package presentation .. research ..accuracy.. detail.. great production and honest opinions .. good stuff. Keep it up .
I also picked one up last year. You’re exactly correct, so much damn fun it’s crazy. Everyone that gets in mine can’t believe that an SUV can be that fast.
@@gfsheetmetalweldingcorp5751 I think my favorite part is that is can travel cross country (loaded up with the family) and still be a complete savage anytime you want it to be. 🍻
@@S8ER yeah, Im not sure if I would drive it across the county. Haha my wife drives the 18 srt durango. She averages about 13 mpg and I average like 10. Lol obviously we didn’t get them for hood gas mileage. I know two other people that have the hellcat durangos. And those are literally the only other ones I have seen so far in the road.
@@gfsheetmetalweldingcorp5751 we’ve made several 1,000+ mile trips now. The real downside is seeing them getting stolen now. 😞 Staying at a hotel becomes a sketchy ordeal
@@S8ER i purchased a kill switch for the battery for both mopars we have one for my truck. Goes on battery w remote control. And also switch to hide in car for start button. Now I just have to make time to install them both before my car is missing. Look up on RUclips. Fairly easy to install both the battery one and the hidden toggle switch.
I suspect 30 years from now when only electric cars are sold that THIS will be highly sought after. Not because it’s the best but because it’s rare and just plain wild. Sounds crazy but I think this could be one for the gas-powered collection.
"I went from extremely pissed off...to extremely happy...like I just got done bullying a 5 year old." - The Savagest of Geese
Dead after hearing this.
haha
And all it takes to make anger dissolve into nothingness is a shitton of money. It's so easy.
Now we could speculate that what made him upset was at least indirectly related to money. 😉
He didn’t buy this SUV, but nice try.
Those damn 5 year olds!! Bahaha
“You’re going to do one thing in this....just be an asshole”
Pretty much hit the nail on the head there.
I'm like that in my R/T. I can't even imagine this thing.
@@wmspins haha likewise in my Scat Pack
Pretty much the best endorsement a car can get tbh
Pretty much sums up the freeways here in Houston. SRT hell.
Why not just put 100 grand in cash in your bbq and set it on fire while being stoned. Same idea
Durango Hellcat: I just made E-6 and I want to be called "Chief" ahead of time.
I just died!!!!!
Durango hellcat: I love beating my wife but I only have a Challenger with two seats. Now I can beat my kids too.
You know too much about the military, WHICH FAMILY MEMBER JOINED THE VILLAGE PEOPLE
Can't wait for you to review this one.
Durango Hellcat: The official vehicle of “my wife can’t drive stick”
This thing is like the fat guy that somehow runs faster than everyone else in the school. I love it
lol ever seen linemen run ? i remember getting trucked in a game of pickup by one of my friends and all i remember is turning the corner and seeing a wall of red as we ran into each other 😂
I was that fat guy in school.
This thing is the fat guy who gets the prettiest chick in school.
I had a fat guy who weighed like 18 stones who was just as quick as me and I weighed like 9 stones
@@anthonywoodward2027 that guy was the linebacker that dominated the rest of us (average people that would never pursue football beyond high school)
This was freaking hilarious and fun to watch Jack trying to keep his focus while Mark is going apeshit.
It's the right choice of words considering he mentioned hauling some shit.
Genuinely felt the excitement.
I always enjoy when the Chinese man bursts out laughing then quickly goes back to a straight face
7:46 You can see Jack pause at the turn as he holds his breath 😂
A lot of fun to watch... I couldn't see anyone trying to take this... thing... seriously anyway...
I️ wonder if Stellantis is going to put Mark in quotes on the brochures, “it’s so satisfying it’s like I’ve been constipated for a week, had a hot fudge sundae, and dropped the biggest stool of my life”. It’s a hell of an endorsement and definitely relatable to every prospective Durango Hellcat buyer.
Brochure reads........ "Durango hellcat, The perfect vehicle when you got some shit to haul"
These need to be on some type of brochures
I literally just returned from my throne to read this, as my sphincter resettles itself following recent events.
And the brochures are actually triple-ply TP
Just substitute sundae for gas station burrito
I just watched 2 jaded, cynical auto journalists giggle like 12 year-olds who just discovered beavis & butthead for 10 minutes straight and it made my Monday. Also, it's a telling endorsement of this Durango.
Added to my "laughing toddlers" video collection
I like how Dodge still feels American with an unapologetic capital A. I'm German but I love character. Character is romance. I want to have a stupendous big gas guzzling tarmac wrinkling American beast mobile.
Got to maintain your culture one way
Driving the Durango Hellcat is like:
1) Bullying a 5 year old.
2) Taking a dump after being constipated for a week.
There’s nothing more to say really.
And here's me, my whole life up til now, not knowing those 2 things were ever related.
In other words: extremely satisfying
Can you imagine a soccer mom with PMS and a car load of screening kids driving one of these
And there is one kid looking at you while they pass you, and he shows you the finger
Is she single? Can you hook me up?
Oh lord
The is the car for when you're always late for soccer practice 😆
Glad you guys enjoyed this thing. I enjoyed watching you guys laugh about it. Thank goodness there’s ridiculous shit still being made for public consumption.
European car manufacturers: We are going to make this 1.6l engine into 1.2l engine by taking out one cylinder, so we can lower the emission levels.
Japanese car manufacturers: We are going to put a battery and electric motor into this car, so we can lower the emission levels.
American car manufacturers: WROOOM
Dodge engineers: *snorts cocaine off a strippers ass* Dude fucking 710hp Durango lmao let's go do it
Lexus says otherwise. They’re still keeping that 5.0L V8 in their IS 500
Blame the EU for strict emissions laws
@@inosurrender8327 and LS, RC F, and LC 500
@@dumbass0621 and hopefully a new IS F since the IS 500 is a part of the new
Lexus F-Sport performance line.
Never expected to see a carnival cruse ship hooned around like that
Imagine if 10 years ago someone said the Durango would be one of the quickest SUVs on the planet someday.. we would’ve laughed at them, just crazy
As much as I have to knock about Dodge and their quality issues, they really have appealed to the simian portion of our brains and words cannot explain how much I appreciate them for that.
ONE of the quickest. NOT the quickest
Man, the Durango is so underrated. I rented an R/T for a long road trip with lots of mixed driving. It’s so fucking good. Comfortable, nimble, quick, spacious, but not too big. Lots of good features. I downright hate most FCA products, but the Durango is a great SUV.
Actually when the 2000-ish Durango RT debuted, they in fact said just that. They were right then too.
And by today’s standards, it was laughably slow, but probably matched this new one’s mpg.
So the spirit of Durango has been pretty consistent I’d say!
@@zedhead2864 I mean it beats a Lamborghini urus in acceleration lol
watching this, my t-levels have maxed out and imma breed now.
Most fun I’ve seen Mark have on a drive-review. It’s awesome that this thing exists...even if for just a little while.
I think it's hopelessly sold out too.... They need to bring out Pacifica Hellcat. :D
The guy was having the time of his life!
Why not buy 1000 used car batteries and a bunch of used tires and a gallon of mercury and throw all of it in some pristine river. Same idea
@@richardnavratil9661 that would somehow sell faster
@@THESLlCK You're damn right it would. I don't have kids, it's just me and the wife and I would daily a Pacifica Hellcat :D
These guys got to be the funniest I've ever come across, and believe me I watch these videos everyday on RUclips. 🤣😂😂
Time 4 an SRT Pacifica now. Lol.
The Journey is dead.
I would buy one of those!!!
@@stewartstarling2309 I would too. Lol.
@Mcneal Willie I haven't heard anything personally. I'd be down wit the idea tho.
SRT Pacifica vs Odyssey Type R
Mark rarely ever laughs in the proper driving portions. Even in the genuine top tier sports cars. This must have been a blast
Good luck to anyone who finds themselves sitting in the third row of that thing.
My father in law has one...it feels terrible back there.
Time for a Hellcat Pacifica then!
The third row is just a selling point and anyone back there will be too young to give a shit, that’s where they getcha
They should line the 3rd row with puke washable materials, only!
@@tylerbetthauser7647 why terrible? No space
I haven't see a vehicle put a huge grin smile on Mark and Jack's face until this.
“It’s so satisfying it’s like I’ve been constipated for a week, had a hot fudge sundae, and dropped the biggest stool of my life.” - relatable
I've never seen Mark so happy.
I really got a laugh out of Jack trying to go through the facts and vehicles specs and Mark just laughing like a crazy as he hammers it and toyko drifts it. Really enjoyable review!
I like how the derision changed to "this thing is so amazing ..." as soon as he accelerated.
10:25 Jack's life flashed before his eyes
The sound he makes is hilarious!
Seeing Mark letting it all out and Jack trying to keep it together totally made my day!
This was the most fun I’ve had watching a goose video. The pure enjoyment, laughter, shit-eating grins, and watching these guys just lose it like toddlers in a ball pit. I couldn’t help but laugh too.
@10:25 -- Seeing Geese giggle like a little 5 year old (that he just bullied) warms my heart more than you could ever imagine.
Jack's whimper when Mark put it sideways was hilarious.
I don't know that I've ever seen him enjoy driving something this much.
The way that Recaro hugs Mark in place is almost as sensual as my experience hitting the notification bell for savagegeese channel.
That's the best exhaust note to ever grace an SUV. Love the sound of it.
That launch at 5:17 just cracks me up lol
Jack's laugh at 10:25 is the best thing you'll all week!
Mark's going to look back at this moment and reflect. LMAO
I hate wasting money on gas because it's $4.25/gallon for premium in So. Cal. But you made me want to laugh like you two just did. Thanks for sharing the joy of this crazy SUV.
As an european and italian, this thing goes AGAINST everything I think about what a great car should be...yet here I am wanting to own one 😂 it's really that nuts, 10:25 this thing should NOT exist in 2021, like *AT ALL* 🤣
Outside of some luxury features, this is Mark's car. I saw the thumbnail and thought - this is one Mark is going to love.
Absolute Beast. I love my Trackhawk, but looking forward to buying my Durango Hellcat..... just waiting for mine to get built.
As a dad with a family I would love for them to actually make the minivan version! When you guys were flooring it it put a smile on my face as well. Thanks for that!
I thought it was just me i actually felt there excitement
Beavus and Butthead go for a spin, and I love it
I keep expecting to see one of the farmers with a shotgun in the front yard on their driving route-they must be sooo pissed with all the noisy vehicles on their road.
I love how in your description you mention the Pacifica as a competitor 😆 you are the best!
Mark is getting to RCR levels of metaphors and I’m here for it 😂
I never thought I’d witness pure joy on this channel.
You know what, this channel and especially, this video, IS truly what I need to keep me alive. Pure happiness and joy. Thank you guys for all the good contents you’ve posted
Jack wants to talk specifics and technical data and Mark just wants to have fun with his foot buried on the accelerator. Ya'll are hilarious!
It seems that Dodge is the only company that makes crazy and interesting cars nowadays
I am a subscriber to this channel for several years and I saw all the videos since then. I can tell you, I have never seen Marc with such a huge smile while driving a car. That's way more telling than anything said in the video. I wish we would have more industry branches which would sell products to end customers that make them this happy by using them. Can you imagine that? Let us remember this episode and learn from it. There is nothing more convincing the buyer to make a purchase than his expectation of instant happiness from using the product.
If I can get excited from behind a computer screen watching this... it's amazing. How will an electric car ever compare to this feeling?
I remember back in late 70s.
Driving camaro with 270 rear end, doing hop every gear.
Made me smile every time, just like your smile ear to ear...
The engine note on this thing is just so goddamn amazing.
Maniacal laughter and an inability to stop pushing the go pedal - a win.
i subscribed to Savage Geese and it gave me the confidence i needed to boost the size of my merkin collection by over 50%
Coz, that's what it means to be 'Merrrkin!
Awesome when you guys become Chuckleheads. . That’s all I got.
I've never seen Mark smile as much as with this one!
Honestly, this vehicle fits Mark's demeanor just fine.
Say what you want about hellcats, but every time I see a review of any hellcat product there is always a huge smile across everyone's face. That it self earns it full respect. Epics cars!
You're gonna do two things in this car at all times. And that is, "Impress your friends by going fast" and "Look for any Cops around the road" while you do it. 😅
SRT should stand Serotonin Recharge Transport.
Back in the day there was the Lingefelter Tahoe, this is a modern day rep of that. Unique, unnecessary, awesome
I've never loved seeing mark floor a car more, especially when it's a 5 thousand pound suv. You can see the joy in his eyes.
I was just thinking about how I have never seen Mark hammer past those farm houses at 8:00, and then Jack commented about how Mark was going straight gorilla. Loved it! What a blast to ride along for this one, thanks guys!
This is how you do a performance SUV. Fast, handles goodish but isn't compromised.
This is the epitome of American cars
Definition of: Putting A Smile On Your Face!
The smiles on your faces says it all! The giggles was the cherry on top! For the bigger guys I think this may be my next ride.
Probably this is one of the best reviews you've ever done. I was smiling all the time. Thanks
I've never seen Mark so happy. Buy it dude! Wish I could get this beast!
7 miles per gallon, from what I remember.
"Special SUV that is Short for this World"
The way you put it in words and direct them to your audience is wonderful...
Subscribed and many more will
Love this channels interior shot composition. Such a weird detail but takes it above the rest
They'll have to integrate a wet vac in the trunk like on the Honda Odyssey to pickup all the kids vomit when suburban Mike goes Camaro hunting.
I've watched this too many times, just for the sound of that beast in my headphones
This video did me good. Mark is usually so stoic and restrained, barely cracking a smile with his puns and jokes. To see him grinning from ear to ear and laughing like a little kid made me smile. Oh, and I want one of those.
Was laughing along with you and Jack during the drive. Makes me wanna buy one just to have the same smile day after day
Those two giggling like little school girls warms my heart.
Mark can't stop smiling the whole time he's driving it hahaha
Just imagine if Dodge made another Viper… it would be the next halo car for the entire industry.
As we say here in South Texas that was the funest thing I’ve ever seen, I think my smile was as big as yours watching this.
10:26-10:29....is what this vehicle is all about. This was awesome!! Thanks guys!!👊🏼
I KNEW going in that this would be an enjoyable experience between Mark and Jack. I feel better after watching this video! Thank you
Awesome Video. It was fun watching you guys go 100mph+ on those backroads. Yeah you know you were going that fast. ...... from a Trackhawk owner.
From what I heard, the hellcat version of the Durango will not meet evaporative emissions standards for the 22 model year, which is why it's a 2021 only model.
The amount of laugh and good mood in this video could break the coronavirus depression.
Been waiting for savage to review this beast, I love dodge for this craziness and passion for building these monsters, love it!
I probably watched every car review from you guys over the last couple of years or so and I have never seen Mark smile so much :-)..Thanks for sharing the experience.
Another great video, guys!
Your enjoyment and exhilaration was palpable!
Even I was grinning from ear to ear, from behind my computer screen! LOL
a car to own so once your over forty you can entertain yourself and at least act like a 10 year old without being judged
If you want cars like this gone in favor of an electric car with absolutely no soul, I have no clue what's wrong with you. Just listening to that motor over and over in this video is just absolutely incredible.
i've watched almost every video you guys have made and this was by far the most fun i think you've both had..
I'll never own one that vehicle, nor am I interested in then the least... Yet watched the whole video because the laughs are communicative. The experience here is to share your ride and enjoy it with you. Thx savagegeese.
This thing looks like tons of fun, literally!
Been watching you since the FRS build .. You guys do great work ..full package presentation .. research ..accuracy.. detail.. great production and honest opinions .. good stuff. Keep it up .
Extremely fun to watch! Any car that's gives you guys smiles likes this is the best.
Great video. Felt like I was in the back seat laughing my ass off with you'll. Thanks for sharing.
Picked up one of these in June and we absolutely love it. Nailed the review, it’s not perfect but good luck not smiling while you’re driving it.
I also picked one up last year. You’re exactly correct, so much damn fun it’s crazy. Everyone that gets in mine can’t believe that an SUV can be that fast.
@@gfsheetmetalweldingcorp5751 I think my favorite part is that is can travel cross country (loaded up with the family) and still be a complete savage anytime you want it to be. 🍻
@@S8ER yeah, Im not sure if I would drive it across the county. Haha my wife drives the 18 srt durango. She averages about 13 mpg and I average like 10. Lol obviously we didn’t get them for hood gas mileage.
I know two other people that have the hellcat durangos. And those are literally the only other ones I have seen so far in the road.
@@gfsheetmetalweldingcorp5751 we’ve made several 1,000+ mile trips now. The real downside is seeing them getting stolen now. 😞 Staying at a hotel becomes a sketchy ordeal
@@S8ER i purchased a kill switch for the battery for both mopars we have one for my truck. Goes on battery w remote control. And also switch to hide in car for start button. Now I just have to make time to install them both before my car is missing. Look up on RUclips. Fairly easy to install both the battery one and the hidden toggle switch.
I suspect 30 years from now when only electric cars are sold that THIS will be highly sought after. Not because it’s the best but because it’s rare and just plain wild. Sounds crazy but I think this could be one for the gas-powered collection.
Finally Mark did a drift with Jack in the passenger seat